/brit/

Poo

just had sex

>>71478535
that pic was taken in london though

do NOT like pakis

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>Sorry Anon, what were you saying about Muslims?

>the only muslim in /brit/ lives in the North

kek

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the gf five along from the left

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.

>>71480653
*slaps it down her throat*

What's the current state of English footbqll hooliganism?

Hope they don't embarass us at world cup 2018 in Russia.

>>71480673
can't be true i've seen plenty of london flags on here

>>71480677

She really was a 10 for a while there

Quite gaunt nowadays tho

Northern towns/cities are vast majority Muslim

Is their countryside too? Not too sure

spent a month in iran

saw more niqab's (OP's pic) in london in one day than in all of iran over a whole month

why is this?

*declares a famine*

>>71478535
why would muslims live in the North?
a lot of people are racist as fuck up here
also my town is literally 99.8% white

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*taps go-pro*

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>>71480622
ME BOLLOX

>>71480653
I was saying that while theoretically the Quran is no worse than the Bible, the very real acts and beliefs of the practitioners of the former are much worse, m'lady.

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me on the right

islam is okay

>>71480720

>Tfw you are too intelligent for a skull to suppress your brain

>>71480695
you were just watching that show on the bbc too?

someone post the /sp/ collage of english fans from the yoyos

>>71480679
seems lije a good lad though for the most part. less of a twat than boris and ken.

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rate the missus

>>71480710
shias are good lads
muslims in the uk are predominantly sunni

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>>71480679
In the Pakistani language "Sadiq" means warrior, and "Khan" means king.

London is ruled by a Islamic warrior-king; AKA: a Sultan.

London is officially a Sultanate.

colbert and oliver are unfunny but they seem like good hearted tbf

>>71480679
couldn't make it up

>>71480748
Statistically this poster is not white.

>>71480749
lot lizard/10

>>71480741
Yeah those Russians seems to take it a bit seriously don't they? Don't even get pissed

>>71480707
not true at all

muslims in the north are resigned to bradford, bolton, manchester and rotherham
you would be hard pressed to find huge amounts of them in any other town/city

>london has an ex-muslim, agnostic mayor

>the average northern inhabitant is muslim

interesting

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Well lads?

>>71480720
>tfw to intelligent to drink milk

>>71480776
>ex-muslim

Nah m8, his head is still attached to his body.

*teleports behind your (You)*

>>71480790

>english education system

>Dewsbury is 50% Muslim

so THIS... is the true power of the north

>>71480790
15 I do believe

>>71480776
>ex-muslim
>multiple recent pictures of him praying in a mosque

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Forgot to pay my jizya to the Sultan this month and he sent around the Sharia Patrol to abduct my 12-year-old daughter for his harem. Should have known better tbf but I'm still annoyed.

#JustLondonThings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

>southerners try desperately to paint the north as muslim
>despite the fact that 2.6m of the 3m muslims in the uk live in a single city located in the south
really gets the synapses singing

>>71480790
23

there is quite literally nothing wrong with being muslim

>>71480759
I actually broadly agree with them (being the left-wing muppet that I am), but John Oliver is legitimately annoying.

Colbert is and has always been cool. Fuck me. Best satirist of our generation.

*Smashes you in the bollocks*

lets settle this once and for all
JFS! WHO HAS MORE PAKIS?
The North or the South?

*pees in the sink to save time*

Just admit already that London and England is lost

You fucked up by letting them in

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love the north desu

Anyone else cringe when Yanks and Leafs try to be funny?

>>71480849
This is essentially saying, "It's ok if the North is 80% Muslim, London has the majority anyway"

>>71480790
16 me thinks

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>there is quite literally nothing wrong with being muslim

>>71480875
Why does it matter? what are you, a racist?

>>71480768
nah lad. mayors of london are generally twats. khan seems like less of one than the last 2 is all.

https://order-order.com/2016/05/03/khan-called-moderate-muslims-uncle-toms-on-iranian-state-tv/

the actual ELECTED mayor of london

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The one man rock and roll band.

the uk looks like absolute shite desu

admit it lads, most countries have MUCH nicer cities, towns and countryside

there's very nice parts of the UK but most of it is still shit

>>71480875
isn't there a census on this

>>71480821
i live there
AMA

oh yeah yeah baby cum for me come on

>>71480917
>a site i've never heard of

ah yes

real news

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>nah lad. mayors of london are generally twats. khan seems like less of one than the last 2 is all.

>>71480875
They're a bit more spread out in the North, particularly along the M62 corridor.

In the South, they're mostly in London, although Slough, Luton and High Wycombe have significant populations.

>>71480932
if he hadn't been so brave to come out early he probably would have been noncing little boys

London is absolutely full of wogs.

>>71480969
those headresses are qt

>>71480892
how is it saying that?

it's saying 2.6m of the 3m pakis in the uk live in london, which is in the south
that leaves a maximum of 0.4m pakis that could live in the north (which we know isn't the true as a large amount live in birmingham, but for arguments sake let's say it's true)

if you think there's only 0.6m people living in the north, 0.4m of which being pakis, then you're a spastic
the south has more pakis because you have london, deal with it

Literally nothing wrong with muslims

>>71481010
>Oh its okay if my town of 150,000 people is 90% Muslim, London has the majority anyway

islam is the only true red pill

on the prowl for some new gimmicks

>>71481010
birmingham is in the north

anything north of oxford is the north desu

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ah yes, typical day in britannia

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Thread soundtrack: https://youtu.be/ytelzMeIt9o

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>those headresses are qt

>>71481001
fuck off milo

I'm angry all the time. I can't take watching news anymore. I don't want to go outside but I'm going insane.

>>71481023
Apart from contributing absolutely fuck all to British culture, identity and society.

jfc every night with the same arguments

give it a rest

OI CULCHA

>>71481045

:rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: :rage: oh I hate those kikes !

>>71481001
>>71481023
>>71481031
wew

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>>71481049
Show us your gold medals then lad?

>>71481028
>Oh it's okay that my city is home to 2.6m of the 3m muslims in the UK, and is only 46% white british, because there's a town up north that has a lot of pakis in it

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London is one of the largest cities in the Muslim world.

>>71481035
birmingham is not and never will be the north

the midlands are their own entity

>Rezzas Abdulla spat into a nine-month-old baby's face and shouted "white people
shouldn't breed" in a sickening race-hate assault
>Newcastle

Ah yes the North.

FUCK white people

>2.6m Muslims live in London
ah yes

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ah yes

the south

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>>71481084
>423

There is quite literally nothing wrong with being Muslim

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>making homemade shotty for the ol' 'cide
>pipes have weld seam that needs extensive filing
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71481084
>14KB
>>71481139
>183KB

my mate used to live next door to a Muslim and every time I went on a anti-islam rant, he'd defend Islam by bringing up his muslim neighbour.

Imagine my fucking surprise when his Muslim neighbour beat his wife and kids and then fled back to Pakistan lmao

>>71481130
It's not that high, about half that actually

>wake up
reeeeeee muslims
>go to work
bloody MUSLIMS on the bus
>eat lunch
god it's not like it used to be i tell you, you can't even get bacon in mosques anymore
>go back to work
*rees internally*
>get bus home
bloody MUSLIMS might have taken my seat if there was more of them on the bus
>get home
ahh i wonder what bloody muslamic propaganda the bbc are showing tonight
>eat dinner (subway)
some of these somewhere wanted HALAL meat once lads can you believe that
>go to bed
time to read the old littlejohn, he's the only one whos prepared to talk about these bloody MUSLIMS
>sleep
r-r-reee m-m-muslims *snore*

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan

>>71481084
423

why do they need so many?

>>71481105
>the midlands are their own entity
Midlander identity boils down to telling people you live X minutes away from birmingham.

i have a use for you

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>this entire thread

>>71481183

dm me it x

>>71481178
good for them

they're still not the north

>>71481167
Statistically, this poster is from London

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>>71480976
He came out as Bisexual in '76.

Yellow Brick Road (the zenith of his career) was '74.

He was too busy playing 40 shows a month for it to matter. He spent most of the mid-70s behind a keyboard.

I've read articles about that period, and he was the most in demand popular musician in the world and he spent all his time in a studio or on a stage, and he did a fuckton of drugs.

Being gay, straight, bi, doesn't come up when you're a keyboard playing machine.

Cheshire is a sad, lonely virgin who sits on /brit/ 24/7. This may be because the North is 99% Muslim.

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan .

blackened thrash

>>71481223

cheshire is full of white cunts

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anti-trump protest in London lel

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan..

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>>71480653
>tfw no muslim gf
>tfw no jewish gf

>Northerners
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzok3LsOtR4

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Wahey backwards is Yehaw

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>>71481223
>reddit flag personalities

>>71481223
>the North is 99% Muslim
Statistically untrue.

However, what is statistically true is that the South is home to at least 2.6 million of the 3 million muslims that call the UK their home. These muslims can be found in the southern city of London, that is consequently only 46% White British.

>>71481261
KILL ME NOW

>>71481223
>Cheshire
>Muslim
statistically this poster is not white

>>71481200
>i live 30 minutes from a northern city
>i'm not from the north
Hmmm

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>"hey anon whats up"
>"cya"

why did I say that

Islam is an Abrahamic monotheistic religion which professes that there is only one and incomparable God (Allah), that Muhammad is the last messenger of God, and that submission to God is the means to get eternal salvation. It is the world's second-largest religion and the fastest-growing major religion in the world, with over 1.7 billion followers or 23% of the global population, known as Muslims. Islam teaches that God is merciful, all-powerful, and unique; and He has guided mankind through revealed scriptures, natural signs, and a line of prophets sealed by Muhammad. The primary scriptures of Islam are the Quran, traditionally viewed as the verbatim word of God, and the Hadith, which reports the sayings and normative behavior of Muhammad.

Muslims believe that Islam is the original, complete and universal version of a primordial faith that was revealed many times before through prophets including Adam, Noah, Abraham, Moses, and Jesus. As for the Quran, Muslims consider it to be the unaltered and final revelation of God. Religious concepts and practices include the five pillars of Islam, which are obligatory acts of worship, and following Islamic law, which touches on virtually every aspect of life and society, from banking and welfare to women and the environment.

Islam began in the early 7th century. Originating in Mecca, it quickly spread in the Arabian Peninsula and by the 8th century the Islamic empire was extended from Iberia in the west to the Indus River in the east. The Islamic Golden Age refers to the period traditionally dated from the 8th century to the 13th century when much of the historically Islamic world was experiencing a scientific, economic and cultural flourishing. The expansion of the Muslim world involved various caliphates and empires, traders and conversion to Islam by missionary activities.

you should be less racist

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

>>71481292
birmingham isn't in the north, neither is the entirety of the midlands

to those of us actually in the north, anything south of sheffield is the south

>>71481333
fuck off northerner

everything north of the isle of wight is the north

London is absolutely full of wogs .

https://qz.com/656159/the-scientific-way-to-train-white-people-to-stop-being-racist/

on the prowl for some racism

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London is so romantic.

>>71481324
*cuts your life into pieces*
there there mr yank, hope youre happy now :3

>>71481263
>This is England shop scene(racist)
>(racist)

How stupid did the uploader think the viewing audience would be to not be able to decipher that This is England, a film, highlighting the issues of the Pakistani Muslim immigration in the 70/80s, has a prominent theme of racism.

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anyone else dislike racism but get very uncomfortable when talking about race?

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It's even more beautiful from this angle, with the view of St. Paul's mosque.

>>71481333
>a northern town isn't northern
Umming and ahhing

Bit of a predicament

Bit in love with my housemate's (and one of my best mate's) girlfriends

And she seems to really like me too

Always takes my side when we have discussions, they came back drunk one night and me and my mate were pretending to box and she said (anon would destroy you), touches me for extended periods of time (like when I'm showing her something she'll keep our hands touching for quite a while and also quite firmly touch legs under the table), also always asks me about how it's going with so and so girl I've mentioned

Not sure if she's just taking pity

Northern towns/cities are at least 40% Muslim on average

>>71481390
Some people might not know what This is England is, as a film
like the kiddies
think about the little kiddies

>>71481379
>London level
>Muslim music starts playing

>>71480853
Mashallah brother

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Behead those who insult Cousins!

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>use the tinder 'top photo' function
>my top picture is always the one that doesn't show my face
>mfw

work in an hour

>>71481380
thank you merchant you are my greatest ally

*tips you*

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You arrive in the North

>>71481416
>if i call it northern then it must be northern
um no m8

mids are mids

if you're racist you are literally a mong but if you're opposed to islamic faith then thats fine.

had stek ship an pes earlyr

gotta get up for work in 5 (minutes)

>50% of londons muslim population is turkish

they are not even muslim

>>71481458
>starting work at 12:38pm

>>71481487
muslims aren't as bad as other religions

REMINDER
ENGLISH is an ethnicity, not a nationality
Merely being born in England does not make one English
Pakis will NEVER be English, only """British"""

>>71481200
They are 2bh. They say bath not barth and probably prefer brown sauce not ketchup.

>>71480853
this tbqhwyf
Being Pakistani, Afghan, Somali, Egyptian, Gulf Arab or coming from any country's shitty, backwards provinces is the problem.

why the flying fuck does netflix have all the twilight films except for the last one

why can't we be friends

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>>71481398
I've honestly understood why we can't all just be the same.

Every nation was founded on cultural genocide of some kind, even the supposedly innocent "indigenous" nations.

All I'm saying is we let a few more die, and then we can all be like the white man, for he brought us the modern age.

t. ethnic cuck

>>71481520
lots of places in the south say bath not barth desu

>>71481515
No, English is a language

>>71481480
>invents a non existant compass point to try and prove someone on an italian dish washing society wrong
Hang on, we're going the wrong way, it should be mid by mid west

>>71481515
does anyone really call themselves "British"? It's such an artificial, meaningless identity

>>71481551
>Every nation was founded on cultural genocide of some kind, even the supposedly innocent "indigenous" nations.

this

i'm sick of the fawning over native americans

Stuck on this crossword clue lads, please help me out

'State Religion of the United Kingdom' (5)

Brown sauce is disgusting

there is nothing wrong with being muslim

Brown is disgusting

>>71481573
>he thinks the cultural divide of england is purely geographical
ah yes let's go visit my family in the east, they are easteners

>>71481581
It's weird, I usually put British on forms because I've got English, Welsh and Irish in me

So British makes sense. But for pakis? Nah

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487724233615.webm

THIS IS WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU IF YOU ENTER LONDON

*uses the n word openly*
*looks around*

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>It's weird, I usually put British on forms because I've got English, Welsh and Irish in me
>So British makes sense. But for pakis? Nah

>>71481558
Do they call the evening meal Tea? That's pretty Northern. Anyway to say Birmingham is more like London and the Home Counties is silly. The north was where the industry was which has a lot to do with the modern identity, and the West Midlands was the most industrial of the lot. It's probably the most northern place in England.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYbiQV2nueA

>>71481605
>cultural divide
>talks about geography
Hmm, i can't seem to find east on the compass. Silly me, it's just a cultural concept

>>71481645
*pounces on you*
:3

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>culture
>identity
>society

>>71481581
english call themselves english
scottish call themselves scottish
welsh call themselves welsh
irish call themselves irish
foreigners call the english british

>>71481586
anglican?

>>71481668
north/south is a cultural divide you fucking thicko

>>71481693
>foreigners call the english british
>as he posts in /brit/

let's not pretend this is some kind of 'scottish, welsh and irish' thread

>>71481641
nice link faggot

>>71481398
the concept of "race" as whole is incredibly stupid categorizing 7 billion specimens to like four or five different groups based solely on their skin color i mean common

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>going through some of my old infos
>wonder how much of this shit would even still work

>>71481688
alri paddy mcguinness

>>71481693
Nah foreigners call all of the above English. It's less common these days but it was all England as far as they were concerned.

>>71481586
I remember watching an inter-faith dialogue back in 2013, and I legitimately thought the Anglican Church was post-Christian.

There was a bishop talking about reforming it into a community organisation and including non-Christians in the Church.

>>71481688
spook is actually an old racial slur for blacks 2bh

>>71481702
Yes good boy, 'anglican' is 5 letters, good little boy

*pats you on the head*

>>71481716
not my fault you took so long to click on it that i had already deleted it to avoid a ban

dick'ed

>>71481648
They're not Northern
They're in the middle of the country, hence the MID in midlands for fucks sake
are they culturally similar to the North? Yes
are they Northern? No

There's literally nothing wrong in showing extreme prejudice to people with dark skin.

>>71481688
>hehe that's right goyim, just discard your identity while we keep ours

>>71481766
especially if they had it coming

>>71481746
Not necessarily.

A "spook" can also just be something that scares you but doesn't really exist.

Though I suppose the popularity of the term on 4chan is owed somewhat to the prior meaning.

>>71481780
>Virginia
you are probably a nigger ahaha

>>71481648
London was also a huge industrial city, guess that's Northern now too.
Guess Wales is as well, being that they had a lot of mines and all.

Midlands is the midlands, it is neither North nor South.

>>71481718
1▲
▲
▲

>>71481717
I agree

Now can you tell your people to stop pretending to be white when it suits them? Annoys the hell out of me

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*sniffs*

>>71481747
muslim isn't the state religion you decrepit turd

>>71481812
Disgusting fetish. Mental illness

>>71481792
Very GOOD anon! Some words DO have more than one definition! Who's a smart little runt? Who's a smart little runt?
*hands you a a doggy treat*

>>71481795
>Mississippi
Nope
Not po broke either

>>71481796
Anything North of Royal Tunbridge Wells is Northern. Anything west of it is the West Country.

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>>71481812
GOOD LAD

>>71481827
bender

>>71481821
Oops, sorry boy that has 1,2,3,4,5...6 letters! Dear oh dear. Why don't we try again?

*punishes England*

>>71481712
>uses geography
>realises he's wrong
>b-but it's cultural now!!!

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>>71481858

>super long middle toe

>>71481830
I do it because it satisfies my aspergers, but the treats are an added bonus.

>>71481867
no, I've had enough
*hangs up on you*

>reddit flags

Imagine having a city so shit that neither the north nor south wants it so they have to make an entirely new region

>>71481796
London was more about trade lad

*observes the asperger runts arguing back and forth about North and South*

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DEESE FOOKIN DERTY PAKIS NEED TO BEA DPORTED, STELIN OUR WIMIN

Just got into a shouting match with a lady at walmart

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why do girl feet look so nice, lads?

>>71481953
Birmingham was a great city until they bombed it during the war and filled it with sand people.

Just got into a shooting match with a lady at walmart

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>>71481918
/int/ has become A LOT more left-wing since Trump got elected.

Posters even openly admit to using Redditch now, without being bantered to death.

This would have been unthinkable even just 6 months ago.

>>71482001
THATS NAHT AH LEGITIMATE FORM OF PROW-TEST

>>71481963
East London did have a large industrial working class until the late 20th century

No surprise the communists were strong there in the 1930s

>>71482049
>No surprise the communists were strong there in the 1930s

maybe because the place was mainly jewish? ? ?

John Richardson's gf is actually attractive

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>Posters even openly admit to using Redditch now, without being bantered to death.

>This would have been unthinkable even just 6 months ago.

i squeeze the pus out of my infected hemorrhoids over my cum sock for extra zest.

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did this on my phone while taking a poo

should put an end to the midlands row

>>71482022

lots of feminine curves

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pakistan has the best pakis

>>71482022
why do i get the feeling theres a penis hiding behind those feet

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SWEDAN IZ DER WRAPE CAPTOL OV YORUP

>>71482032
Not really, if anything things have gone more right wing with the invasion from r/the_donald

EEVER PUHT UP OR SHUTT'FUKUP? - POOL JOSSUF WOTSIT

scream and shriek at every pjw post, not even joking

especially love it when the belgian lad comes into /brit/ literally just to post pjw and then leaves

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FIGHTING EVIL BY MOONLIGHT

>>71482071
there simply isn't that many jews

Former Communist here, not gonna lie, it's funny funny the proletarians crash and burn, but seriously, we can't let them seize the means of production

>>71482077
4chan is all about being a contrarian
now that 4chan is full of ex-redditors who love to hate on reddit to "fit in", 4chan is now embracing reddit

hating on reddit is now considered reddit behaviour

Singer from Lamb of God sometimes subs in as a bartender at a local hole in the wall when they're not touring or working on new music

Think he gets bored sitting around at home, cool guy

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>an ADOREBLE gurl wolks in
>my PEENUS becomes stiff and I staht tah feel like BILL CLINTOHN
>SOOPAH MALE VITALUHTY kicks in so I get the cohredge tah TOLK tah her
>can't fink of somethin tah say
>"OI! Did yew know NOINETY FOH PASENT of peeple don't trost the MAYNE-STREEM MEATIER"
>she looks confused so I tolk moh loudly
>"DID YEW KNOW MAIKUL MOH IS A SAG OF SHIT"
>IMAJUN MY SHOCK whin she stahts to roon away
>"OI! ROONIN AWAY FROM ME IS NOT A LEHJITIMUT FOHM OF PROW-TEST YEW UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RON"
>that fill wun no GEE-EFF

Gonna have a gay boy mocha

Not a fan of this asperger Canadian's posts

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>>71482094
>places that are supposedly south level with the north

What an absolute shambles

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>>71482114
>tfw no pakistani gf
>tfw they probably don't trust you or like you for being a white agnostic

>>71481889

bit gay

>>71482171
no
that's what redditors say to justify their shit attitudes

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>>71482152

>>71482176
>>71482119
what accent does this guy have?

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Things have changed.

I don't like change.

>>71482204
bizarro sheffield

>>71482075
>Richardson

More Jews ffs I wish they'd give it a rest

>>71482135
no it hasn't anything remotely conservative gets immediately hatted and people start attacking

at its core 4chan is contrarian and now that the alt-rightists are in the white house it's no longer cool and counter culture to be conservative

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DEM BLOWDY LEFDIST DONT AV A CLEW WOT DER TAKIN ABOWT

>>71482094
>>71482183
The midlands is not real

>>71482183
didn't feel like drawing round the actual county borders desu

PJW lives in London

>>71482204
autism

>>71482215
Is that Jewish?

My surname (Matthews) has hebrew roots but apparently it was brought back with the crusades or something

>>71482171
go be a cuck back at reddit

that place will never not be cancer and it will never be accepted here

>>71482215
nah, it's "sohn" you gotta look for, not "son"

>>71482231
it is definitely real

if only because southerners don't want it, and northerners don't want it, so it is it's own shitty little thing

>>71478535
lol

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COUNSERVAHTUSM IS THAH NEW COUNTAH COOLCHURE
ITS TAH NEW PUNK ROCK

boring thread

>>71482191
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Slk7K3CP6Vw

angelic cricket pundit gf edition

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>>71482263
no

>>71481128
fuck off, black pidr

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wtf i hate pjw now

it's been almost 3 years since i've had sex

>>71482215
>Richardson
>son
that's not jewish m8

it literally means "son of richard"
it's the anglosaxon way of naming after the father, similar to other germanic countries like karlsson in sweden

>he denies the existence of the midlands for dumb and arbitrary reasons

ah yes the runts

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>retarded yank maymay making fun of a british accent
>stupid underage brits actually start parroting it
>in /brit/

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genuinely can't tell if this one is edited or it's just his natural face

>>71482305
>t. cohen

>not liking reddit
reddit tier

>>71482294
what the fuck is this shite and why is cornwall suddenly northern

>>71482324
T. Wanker from Sheffield

>>71482335
it's culturally northern

*fucks you*

>>71482335
because it's a shithole like the north

>>71482325
who actually is this guy?

>>71482335
crypto northerners

>>71482328
actually my name is -son unsurprisingly

former IRA here, not gonna lie, its been fun watching cars crash and explode, nbut seriously, we can't leave the commonwealth

>>71482335
>poor
>criminal

northern

>>71482324
mate it literally originated as a /brit/ meme

>>71482366
dr o'pavel, i'm IRA

>>71482352
*cums almost instantly*

>>71482342
t. yank arse licker

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Daily reminder: Shakespeare was from the Midlands.

thought the north was less than the top half of england, like york or manchester latitude

>>71482355
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oahkGuG09SE

>>71482248
That's probably not the origin of your name

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>i will never be trent reznor

>>71482382
uh you don't get to bring food

>put together my tinder profile
>mention I'm working on something exciting at my white collar work
>published author
>pictures of me at parties
>picture of my kittens
>take the piss out of myself a bit

Can't get ANYTHING lads, the barest scraping of matches and responses. No idea what to do.

>>71482407
>>71482407
>>71482407
>>71482407
>>71482407

>>71482418
>>71482418
>>71482418

>>71482376
no it didn't, /brit/ copied it from /pol/

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>>71482393
north starts with the borders of yorkshire and the north west

south starts with the borders of the south west, south east, and east of england

>>71482263
Ah yes because both of those are exclusive clubs envied the world over. It's always made me laugh how proud some people are of being "northern" especially. As if anyone wants to be literally the poorest people in the country unless you actually lived there and pretty much have no choice but to find some satisfaction from it or else be miserable your whole life, which the smart ones up there probably are. And London isn't much to boast about any more unless you're obscenely rich and can segregate yourself from the scum that makes up 90% of it.

>>71482421
how do you follow the link with this new post thing?

reddit can fuck rightly off

>>71482453
>angry midskid
calm down lad

nobody cares yeah?

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>>71482347
> it's culturally northern
This.

I'm a kraut-canadian, but I culturally identify as a native Alaskan.

>>71482388
It was the only relevant place outside London for quite a while, and was pretty much the centre of the Industrial Revolution. Far more patents came out of there than anywhere else during that time, along with all the factories and workshops. Half of it became known as the Black Country there was so much soot and smake covering the place.

>ctrl+f "reddit"
>1 of 14 resutls

Using that word unironically as an insult (or ironically, no matter how many levels) isn't good for the brain pathways.

I broke 4chan
;)

If you can read this you won a million dollars

>>71487614
best not be jesting aussie