/brit/

Fuck Devon

need a bf lads

Well. you know what they say milo

the, uh, 'early bird' gets the 'worm' ;)

4th

>>71478555
bit rude

>>71478556
Are you cute? I'll be your bf :3

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>>71478556
Have one.

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post desktops

Northerners think they are some traditional white working class area

In reality its a post-industrial grim shithole where practically everyone is Muslim

>>71478549
I'd snap his femur with a jab you little creole

London is absolutely full of wogs

>>71478594
>>71478578
>>71478556
kill yourself you bent twats

>>71478608
and you
bellend

>>71478569
In all seriousness I need a scene gf.

>>71478615
MUZIMS

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>Yeah mate going to that festival
>Going to look like a sick cunt

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time for a cheeky spliff

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>kill yourself you bent twats

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*returns home alone and broken hearted*
*lives out the rest of my days in quiet solitude*

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>>71478608

>A poll by the London Evening Standard in December 2007, which surveyed a range of the capital's communities, including Muslims, found that 49% of those surveyed considered Islam as generally intolerant, while 44% saw it as generally tolerant. A total of 51% felt that Muslims were isolated from other communities to a degree, with 12% believing that the majority of them were. A large majority (81% to 7%), believed that the most holy day in Islam, Eid, should not be celebrated by the British state, and 88% opposed Muslim teachers covering their faces at work. A majority (55%) wanted immigration of Muslims to be cut, with 33% wanting it cut greatly. Islam was seen as the cause of the 7 July attacks on the city in 2005 by 52% of the population, with 35% seeing it as a major factor. Views from the survey which were not in line with the largely negative views included that 71% would vote for a Muslim Mayor of London if they were the best candidate (with 16% against such a vote).

wonder what the poll would look like these days

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>why yes I do weigh under 14 st as an adult male

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>why yes, I do measure any amount of matter in stones

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>>71478608

>>71478638
this is pretty pathetic

>>71478660
fat cunt

>>71478654
>gif
fuck off

there's literally nothing wrong with being muslim

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>>71478484
>>71478502
>>71478525
It's 1080p. I'm not quite due an upgrade yet

Cosy blanket mummy knitted for me

>>71478683
>gif
fuck off

>>71478694
>Devon
fuck off

>>71478660
who the fuck is this guy?

>>71478704
>doesn't have autoplay for gifs
fuck off

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>kill yourself you bent twats
What did he mean by this?

>>71478628
You couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding, Mahmoud.

>>71478638

What's with Australians and those fucking bags

>>71478704
>Devon
fuck off

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>>71478683

>>71478702

saved this

would non-ironically cuddle you x

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>>71478726
some canadian numale that was a meme on /pol/ a few months ago

>>71478660
don't know this lad, but i hate him
i hate him a lot

Fuck off, the lot of you

Neither rice nor pudding includes ingredients which have skin

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>>71478608

>>71478702
would love to cuddle up to you while we kiss and watch telly. x

>>71478702
give the tour la'

>>71478787
milk?

i love being muslim

>>71478806
What the fuck kind of milk are you drinking?

You're supposed to remove it from the cow prior to consumption

look lads, the yanks named a place after me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankers_Corner,_Oregon

>>71478702
>knitted
thats crochet, idiot

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>>71478608
wallpaper is animated desu

>>71478788
very aesthetic

>>71478806
Yank rice pudding is fucking sweetcorn in corn syrup.

>>71478828
what kind of "human activity" though hmmm

>>71478836
do you know any good programs for an animated background on Linux?

>>71478859
wrong

Really hate several posters here. Sometimes think about them when I'm not even on /brit/.

Need a cute bf. Please come forward.

>>71478859
really?

me fanny's letting off a right pong x

>>71478866
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=do+you+know+any+good+programs+for+an+animated+background+on+Linux%3F

having some yank rice pudding atm, ama

>>71478859
Wouldn't know, not in a retirement home

>>71478828
do yanks understand what wanker means?

is rice pudding made with the same rice you do a curry over

your opinion on the yank tripfag "yanktwot"?

alri lads

back from my 1 month trip

update me on the latest /brit/ gimmicks

>>71478726
I believe he was Hilary Clinton IT support

He posted on Reddit something like "How do I completely delete emails? VERY VIP client the emails need to be completely gone"

Don't know how true that is though

>>71478764
>>71478794
I am single and like to get cosy

>>71478795
I live in a small shared flat in Central London. Not much to show. Behind the sofa I'm sat on is my king size mattress on the floor with linen bedsheets and a bookshelf behind it that has a lamp on.

>>71478830
Oh laa dee daa

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Never know what might climb in as you sleep xx

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>>71478866
Couldn't tell you sorry, this is what I use but not sure if there's a Linux version
http://store.steampowered.com/app/431960/

>>71478879
Which posters?

>>71478923
racism

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*bankrupts romania*

>>71478879
me?

>>71478881
Probably

*spits on you*

^bent cunts

>>71478655

good

>>71478687

shit

>>71478788

shit

>>71478836

good

>>71478923

"give me the rundown"

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>>71478926
the worst thing about this is its a white persons ear

>>71478933
Greater London, Devon, Gay Romanian

>>71478960
>gif
fuck off

>>71478925
what do you do for a living

>>71478960
>>71478926
keep posting these

What laptop do you have lads?

>>71478934
'ke

>>71478955
>give me the rundown

explain

>>71478986
T520

>>71478963
What about cute boy posters?

Oh, Siege had yet another update and the servers are down again

SHOCKERRR

>>71478986
macbook. might get another because it's a hassle to carry this one around

>>71478880
>thinking anyone cute posts here

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>Gay Romanian

>>71478986
T410

I had no money and needed a laptop

Don't regret a thing

Give me some attention

FUCK

>>71479015
I can hope

>>71478991

http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/rundown

>>71478986
Dell 7737

i love cheshire

>>71478926
My ears are full of wax nothing's getting in.

Did anyone hear anything?

>>71479027
nz 3rd world

>>71479035
thanks

haha

its quite funny really

but only in an post ironic way

>>71478986
A Samsung one.

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Any acne tips?

*listens for a bit*
nah I got nothing

>>71478986
One that opens like a book.

>>71479084

The stuff on his chest ouch

>>71479084
try having a shower you greasy mess

>>71478986
Clevo from 2012

>>71479084
just be yourself

>>71479084
Imagine getting acne over the age of 18 lmao.

Don't even consider you a man.

>drunkenly text a girl last week how I felt about her
>rejection (which isn't too bad) but she says we'll go for dinner at the weekend as friends
>figure it'd be good to make things less awkward (she's in my tutorial group)
>she cancels on the day we'd planned
>asks how I am and ignores the response

Not spoken to her in person since. Was hoping I'd be able to laugh it off but looks like the next 3 years are going to be awkward as fuck.

Have really thick hair and great genetics but I waste them on a 2 all over because I'm too self-conscious to try anything different.

DRINK scotch whiskey all night loooong
And DIE behind the wheel

They've got a name for the winners in the world
I want a name when I lose

They call Alabama the Crimson tide
They call me deacon bluuuues

>>71479144
>muscular biys
You

>>71478977
Bureaucratic IT bollocks in Westminster

Quite keen to leave IT behind. Can't wait for the day when I'm doing purely managerial stuff.

>>71478911
I doubt it that doesn't sound right some how

>gf

fuck off

what's the point in washing hands after a poo? if you do it right you shouldn't have to

Need a Bureaucratic IT bollocks in Westminster bf.

>gif

fuck off

>bf
Fuck me

>>71479144
Both of these queers will burn in hell

>>71479218
same with after a pee. don't even touch my willy because it is so small that it stays in place even when I am peeing

>>71479218

Abo

have a stomach ache :/

should stop eating sweets lol

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>when you spend the food money on a new coat

>>71479218
I wash my hands before I go for a piss I've been touching door handles and shaking people's hands don't want that muck all over my dick.

>>71479201
it tastes the same

HE'S AMONG US

wow brit got really gay lately

t. former gayposter

>>71479218
sort of true but don't care

>>71479218
poo and wee bits in the air

12 year old's quivering anus DESTROYED by alt-right ÜBERMENSCH Milo Yiannopoulos on LIVE TV

What additional powers does the whole Prevent thing that the government's starting have compared to the investigatory powers act?

Some twat's running to be president of my student union promising to fight against Prevent, but while I was opposed to the IPA anyway it seems utterly fucking spastic to effectively exclude Muslims from mass surveillance while everyone else des have their privacy invaded.

shall put my bollocks in a vise and tighten it till they pop

>>71479290
told you
dumb wilko poster

JANNY PLEASE DON'T GIVE ME A WARNING HAVE MERCY

finished the new season of black mirror

can really feel the cultural shift between the english early seasons and the american current season
not talking actors or locations specifically, but more who the content is aimed at desu

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need to go to bed but i'm HYPER

HYPER HYPER

>>71479252
Tried this when I was like 7

Was at a friend's birthday party at the community hall and started pissing in the toilet then it started going everywhere and I couldn't stop it and I was spinning around and screaming and I soaked myself in piss

Mum's friend had to take me home

>>71479358

Janny here

*warns you*

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>this is what comb boy looks like now
wew lads

https://youtu.be/WcmwPMkoReY?t=4m20s

>>71479218
I'd like to add to this that if you need to wipe then your diet is shit. I get plenty of roughage and haven't had to wipe for 3 years. I use a single sheet simple as a precaution but it always comes up spotless.

>>71479401
looks like he needs an iron not a comb lol

>>71479218
Because of all the other SHIT you've been touching throughout the day. Think of it as an opportunity to freshen your hands.

CANNOT BELIEVE I NEED TO EXPLAIN TO SOMEONE WHO IS PRESUMABLY AN ADULT WHY WASHING THEIR HANDS IS A GOOD IDEA

>>71479403
I have to wipe four times with huge wads of toilet paper every time I go, what does that mean?

>>71479403
what diet should I aim for

>>71479401
woah

JANNY WARN ME HARDER I'M CUMMMMING

>>71479294
you touch other parts of your body with the bacteria on your hands, what does it matter if you touch your willy too? it's not like it's more susceptible to infection, got the same skin as everywhere else

>>71479371

Loved Shut Up And Dance desu

thicc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCdYEInD9Og

if you've spent your entire life not washing your hands, don't start now
you'll lose that powerful immune system you've built up
in fact, you're actively helping natural selection by involuntarily culling all runts you come into contact with
proud of you lads x

>>71479468
Greater London

>>71479444
but you wash your hands after a shit
and I freshen my hands up plenty during showers
think before you post hon xox

>>71479486

Just waiting for the asmr version

Whores

wish I had fatter arms

>>71479492
is that why i literally never get sick?

if you dont like getting bacteria on yourself then dont even think about putting your willy inside a fanny or a bumhole

>>71479454
GOMAD

>>71479477
easily best episode of the season

felt more like early black mirror than the others
reminded me of white bear

what's everyones favourite positions to have sex with their girlfriends?

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anyone else make hundreds of quid on bets per week

>>71479535
probably

You're all disgusting

>>71479563
the ol' elton john

reddit

>>71479563
>girlfriend
No

>>71479566
runt

>>71479569
*goes for a shit*
*shakes your hand*

>>71479563
consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>71479563
unironically missionary desu
i like looking in her eyes when i cum

>>71479563
like doggy desu but the gf won't do it because my willy hurts her

>>71479563
the ol' Noel Gallagher

*puts head in the oven*

S-see you in the next one, lfdas.

>>71479598
a bit gay

>>71479566
this scouse lad i have on facebook does

he made like 700 quid last weekend makes me jealous every time

what's happened to me

>>71479608
caught a whiff of the gf's arsehole in doggystyle couple months ago and have never done it again. repulsive, having that rancid little hole staring back at you

can't find my nailclippers anywhere ffs

>>71479621
lmao how fucking random, did you just make that?

>>71479634
yeah but how much does he lose

Need a new haircut lads. What should I get?

>>71479486
I deserve a gf that looks like this

>>71479563
Legs over my shoulders
Prone bone

>>71479639
grim

JANNY DUMP YOUR HOT STICCKY WARN IN MY TIGHT BUMHOLE

>>71479639
>he doesn't like eat his gfs arse as she smothers your face
bit gay

>>71479664
hej

>>71479639
this is unironically the reason that i love doggystyle actually, i like looking at her hole while i fuck her

>>71479664
aalborg

>>71479454
Start the day with a full grain cereal like Weetabix, I like the banana kind. Other than that you can have plenty of lean white meat like chicken or fish, vegetables and potato. You'll be shitting logs you could make furniture out of.

>>71479453
Eating to much crap lad

just stole some lad's nailclippers

>>71479664
greetings newfriend!

>>71479687
same desu

nothing better than a nice puckered arsehole

>>71479486
>HI GUYS SOOO TODAY

These whores need to think up a new intro it starting to get so irritating it almost puts me off my wank

>>71479719
>nothing better than a nice puckered arsehole
fucking gaylord

>>71479701
FUCK give them back
been looking for them for two days, sure I left them in the living room

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want to be gang banged by these two desu

just took some lads head out of the oven
*takes a sniff*
mmm nice and crispy

>>71479719
it honestly gets me harder than anything else, when i involve her bumhole

whether that's staring at it during doggy or touching it in another position

OH JANNY I CAN'T TAKE IT ALL YOUR WARN IS TO BIG DON- AHHHHHHH JANNY KUN IT'S HURTING ME YOUR WARNS TOO BIG

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Rasheed.

>>71479701
jokes on you lad i've got hepatitis

>>71479681
>>71479687
absolutely disgusting. if my cockhead accidentally ever touched the poohole I would probably drop everything and run to the shower to wash it off. very off putting even during regular sex knowing that there is a hole that poo comes out of right behind the hole I am fucking my dick in

>>71479760
bit gay

netherlands is reddit: the country

>>71479771
t. literal child that should not be having sex

>>71479744
bit gay

>>71479771
Have sex with a cute boy and you'll like it

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is this the new desktop thread

I'm here now lads. How's it foing?

anal feels EXACTLY like you would imagine fucking a butt feels

just a tight ring

Milo is utterly ruined now, isn't he? lmao

>>71479817
post 1977.06.06 - Sunshower

>>71479817
Awful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qi3dtHPpMSg

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>>71479817
>chrome

>>71479842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98fqXx-KFgI

>>71479771
imagine being this far into the closet

christ

>>71479823
never understood the appeal from this angle

maybe i'm lucky but my gf fanny is tight enough. any tighter is literally painful for me. why would i want to make my sex worse?

*has an epiliptic fit*

>>71479865
You trying to give me a fucking stroke?

>>71479826
he's starting his own news organisation and self publishing his book

>>71479861
what is this

>>71479900
Which no one will be interested in because he's finished.

any top lads want to squad up on Siege

(PS4, non-useless lads only)

>>71479505
Yes, you wash your hands after a shit because you want to wash your hands at the last to make them as clean as possible

If you only wash your hands when you shower, presumably once a day, then you should warn people before they shake your hand

>>71479693
good city, great schnapps

>>71479865
could probably genuinely trigger epilepsy with that kek

>>71479861
Where can I find more? Like it desu

>>71479877
I think being germophobic and being homophobic go hand in hand though

>>71479880
dunno, reckon it's a dominance thing for me

I like that I can do it more than I like actually doing it

>>71479955
why are you shagging women who don't clean themselves correctly?

the first time i had sex was anal (giving) (to a girl)

>>71479955
this
my bumhole smells fine desu

>scared of shagging poo
>piss, discharge and period blood is fine

>>71479981
horny. and I'm too beta to dump her and try and find a new one

>>71479902
a good album
>>71479953
just google "city pop" and find some albums you like

that's how i got into it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2wjCX81CHM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9AQYPDOCts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ms8CHzh8rR0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovcnIPL-CWs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKdkDY7sQYo

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really made me wonder

>>71480018
poo can cause urinary track infections and other stuff.

Hår du grabbar märkt dettå nya meme?

It's funny how people read Yankposts and immediately see it for the bullshit it is and then just move on. Lel.

>>71480030
Are there any on spotify lad? Anyway cheers lad pretty good stuff

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>>71480042
>urinary track
>track

watching super aesthetic vlogs again

wish I had a fancy camera, lived in a fancy city with a good set of mates

>>71480080
*tract

soz

>>71479817
>>71480030
My nigger. Also ニューミュージック (new music) is a similar genre

im gay as all fuck!

>>71480075
not really

seems to be kinda absent from spotify

i think some of junko ohashi's stuff is on spotify though

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the gf

Reminder that the word is "helico-pter" (spiral wing) NOT "heli-copter".

>>71480049
ingen bryr sig

got a bad reputation

Fucked a prostitute up the arse without a condom once it was only after she told me she'd been suffering from diarrhea all week. I had to squeeze the shit out like my dick was a tube of toothpaste.

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The 'ol 'ddit dropping a truthbomb.

Get lit, roasties.

>>71480140
so we sould rename it helico-pad?

Unable to comprehend why I can't pull girls

>>71480117
Anywere to download this or is it just on youtube?

>>71480029
>no hover hand
>smug look of a man who is 90% sure he's getting his dick wet

Is he /ourguy/?

>>71480198
a bunch of random blogspots have download links

wouldn't touch one without an adblocker though

>>71480179
I love anything women do to themselves that makes their lives needlessly more painful or inconvenient.
Tiny skirts, stupidly tall heels, 3" talons, all that shit.
Guess I just like watching them suffer.

bought some high grade chang and lucy for the weekend.

>>71480179
this desu
almost all make up and tans look shit as well

>>71480140
It's helic-OPTER you uneducated RUNT

Scurry off

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> me on everyday of the week ending with "y"

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Ah yes, London

>>Northern England

Fucking hell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrcuWqw2tT8

>>71480258
He's just pissed off these Pakis have a better standard of living than his countrymen back home in Russia

>>71480289
>>71480258
Don't see the problem here

>>71480258
the guy recording is russian too lol

>>71480289
>ALLAHU AKHBAR
>ALLAHU AKHBAR
>ALLAHU AKHBAR

so THIS ... is the true power of the north

>>71480251

Feminism has given women the belief that they could physically beat up a man lol

>>71480289
> north london
Isn't south London the same, just more bombed out and Afro-Caribbean?

>>71480258
>>71480289
you do realise that most muslims live in what are essentially ghettos, right?

bradford, bolton, blackburn, burnley, birmingham, greater london

>>71479401
Should iron his shirt tbqh

>>71480340
they can
they click their fingers and get the gubmint to do it

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got clocked doing 124mph on an A road by the coppers

got 4 points on the license and a £510 fine

did 110 on the same road coming home from work earlier today

>>71480251
ah yes, a female McRunt spotted in her natural habitat (still at home)

Croikey, look at the size a' that one

>>71480359
Dewsbury is 50% Muslim

why do asians age so well

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>you do realise that most muslims live in what are essentially ghettos, right?

>bradford, bolton, blackburn, burnley, birmingham, greater london

t. Jaywick

>>71480380

Speeding is lame

>>71478523
I like your recent editions lads

>>71480214
both of those things would suggest that no, he is not

Outside of the Muslim ghettos, the North is 100% white and beautiful.

>>71480380
do points disappear?

>>71480380
*wiggles my pinky at you*

>>71480401
not when you have nothing to live for

i'll come off one day and all my body parts will be scattered along the road

>>71480420
don't think so

>>71480429
cheeky

>>71480413
Kamelåså?

>>71480359
>you do realise that most muslims live in what are essentially ghettos, right?

>goes on to list half the country

LMAO

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>>71480388
> why do asians age so well
Because we don't drink and smoke like white people.

South Asians are the most spiritual race in the world. Fact.

>>71480417
you mean the countryside... which is white all across britain

ah yes

>>71480029
>doing the virgin look

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blind webm posting
no idea what this is

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>>71479151
don't worry mate I drunk text stupid shit all the time. there comes a point where it won't matter even if it's in a friend group.

>>71480458

Lel that was good

>>71480359
>The worst-hit post-industrial shitholes are muslim enclaves in the North (coincidentally, post-industrial poverty was caused by terrible policies created by Southerners)
>Southerners hand over the capital and turn it into a muslim enclave
>Mayor fucking KHAN is in control of London

Can't southern poofs do anything right? If your cowardly institutional old faggots club wasn't clinging onto power, a strong-backed Northern chap could've brought this country soaring back to power.

im gay! sexy dick!

>>71480458
what din this dindu do?

>>71480488
Post butt

looking for my kamelåså

Do one, shitlords

>>71480446
drinking doesn't age people, unless they're alcoholics

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>>71480450
don't think he implied otherwise m8

>>71480473
haha have u got a big dick or wot m8 grats ;)

ooh behave

>>71480501
it was a bait bike set up by cops and they waited for someone to steal it

Most Muslims in the North stay in their own segregated ghettos, you never see them. And most Northern towns are 99% white.

London of course is majority non-white and it is impossible to go out without hearing the muezzin wail his call to prayer or getting mugged by a nigger.

>>71480548
um no u cant i've got my pj's on

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>And most Northern towns are 99% white.

Just watched that bbc doc on Russian football firms

Very much hope that our football hooligans don't embarass us at world cup 2018

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> London mayoral election 2016 was between a Jewish billionaire and a race baiting Paki
Ahhhh, yes, London.

>>71480548
*windmills her into the road below*

do one you ratchet

is welsh the result of a few english lads gettin so drunk they made their own language out of their jibberish?

>>71478523
>call yourself a dragon
>be basically a fat lizard that doesn't even have wings
Fuck off Glaurung

>>71480547
this
southerners are fucking deluded

new
>>71478535
>>71478535
>>71478535

Here I am!
*teleports behind you*
No I'm not

>>71480570
that's actually true, though i think it applies to nearly all of the uk outside of specific nonwhite areas such as london, birmingham, bradford, etc.

the ancient greeks knew how to use gayness to gain leverage over women

>>71480584
The last one was an American-born Jew and the one before that was literally a communist.

>>71480571
I know they better put up a spirited fight and not bottle it like they did in the Euros

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>>71480527

yeah m8 here's a pic <3