/cum/ - Canada, United States, Mexico

>>71478035
How can communists ever hope to compete

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imagine a boss fight 45 seconds away from the starting bonfire of an area

Imagine this same boss fight forcing you to have to fight 2 spear guys at the same time on a tiny ass platform, or take mandatory fall damage (at least 1/2 your health) just to continue the fight

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fuck white people

>>71478139
This

>>71478139
They can't

USA USA USA USA

You need some bases on Taiwan, there's a obvious hole there

>>71478155
that's not uncommon or noteworthy

>>71478139
Once usa leaves all slantkind will unite with the PRC

>>71478203
Could have sworn that we had a naval base there

What's the one to the left of Taiwan?

>>71478155
At my old school the water jug kid was unironically a german

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>>71478155
God forbid someone wants to stay hydrated and not refill a bottle every couple hours

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Guys don't post large file size mkay??

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http://www.strawpoll.me/12390432

Vote for comfiest civ

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Mkay

>>71478307
I think I'm gay

>>71478155
>Fucking white people drinking water out of jugs

I just don't understand why she would take a picture of this and have issue with that

>>71478337
*zaps you*
that pose is retarded though

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>replying to footkraut

>>71478218
You wish

>>71478418
Me on left

>>71478418

>people still havent filtered Germany

Sad!

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3.46MB of brit slag

this kills the dutch queer

haha!

>>71478486
So uh, you gonna post more then?

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>>71478486
Brit slags?

>>71478486
Yup I'm gay

>>71478486
Me haha

I'm very pro-Anorexia

>>71478155
Brought a gallon of water to school when I played football. Lugging it around was better than cramping up.

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>>71478486
>>71478547

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>Oi luv, take a selfeh with me!

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>tfw teacher asks me if im high

I don't understand how you can make a grilled cheese so bad

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>>71478534
alri

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>>71478607

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>>71478607
>fer a couple o' quid, I'll gobble ya knob

>>71478607
i don't like this at all

>>71478623
Were you?

>>71478691
hell yeah nigger

>>71478652
M8!? Free nhs but no dental care??

>>71478686
I do

>>71478547
>>71478607
very good

>>71478714
Do you live in Montreal?

>>71478643
my oh my

>>71478716
do you like pofferjies?

ah well fuck it renting a car in the US is too expensive

gonna take the high speed rail across taiwan's west coast instead

>>71478634
Because you suck at cooking

>>71478714
Enjoy hell, heretic.

>>71478775
I do but I don't eat them often tho

>>71478035
I hate anime and weebs

>>71478775
TINY
DUTCH
PANCAKES

>>71478751
No

I'm right behind you

>>71478823
I know who you are.

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>I hate anime

>>71478822
They really do taste different tho...

>>71478817
same
sometimes i want to fugg the anime characters they post though

Why would I go and vote for Obama

When the dope that I smoke comes straight from Osama?

>>71478809
hell yeah nigger

Im starting to feel cynical again. Help

>>71478833
Who am I? I ask all the time

>>71478781
renting a car in US and taking high speed rail in Taiwan aren't alternatives...

tfw no one is replying to my shitpost thread

>>71478913
that's what you think my friend

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>>71478835

It was 5 degrees today so my friend and I bought icecaps at Tim's then went and sat in the sun in the park, it honestly felt like summer except for the snow on the ground.

>>71478961

your photoshop could use improvement

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Humans are monkeys

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wtf I want to squeeze my dingo now!!??!

Mooooorning cumdumps

>>71478981
is she pregnant

>>71478981
holy fuck

>>71478981
Posts pictures of female sex organs...

>>71478962
19 in communist units today. Fucking cold.

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>>71478979
rate my photoshop skills

>>71478847
I only post here cuz i got exiled from leddit and facebook is too boring.

>>71478987
it's 4pm retard

Hallo Fußfreund. Hilf mir bitte, mich besser zu fühlen

>>71479078
pretty sure it's 12:19am lol

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>/cum/ is extra shitty today
Why?

There's literally nothing wrong with being white.

>>71479078
But i just woke up
Haha

>>71479078
wrong

>>71479094
Was kahn ich zachen??

>>71479094
Hier ein sehr schönes und entspannendes Video für dich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj8xiCwpQgg

>>71479102
looks fun

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>(sung to the tune of brother john)

Mom-my Milky
Mom-my Milky
Yum Yum Yum
Yum Yum Yum

Gimmie lots of tendies
Anonny want the milky
In my tum
In my tum

>>71479133
verpiss dich

>>71479098
well you started posting
that's why....

heh, i'm funny

>>71479152
only good post in this thread so far.

>>71479189
glad you liked my image

>>71478790
I didn't make it :( the maker guy didn't even do a triangle cut

>>71478811
oh. I like them. my cousin is getting married and she scheduled her wedding to make sure the pofferjie guy could cater

Why hasn't Trump bombed China yet?

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Can someone give me the name of an attractive and sexy looking pornstar?

In return, you can have my artwork of Kowloon Walled City.

>>71479243
>the maker guy didn't even do a triangle cut
subhuman

>>71479189

man, I hated my philosophy class for stupid questions like this

>>71479264
also burnt and the cut was 1/3 and 2/3 and of half and half

>>71479261
Linda Lovelace

>>71479257
because that would be fucking retartet??

>>71479261
Lolo Ferrari

canada, please respond to my bant post
thank you

>>71479261

is that the building from Dredd?

>>71479317
disgusting

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>>71479261
varg vikernes

>>71479125
Ich weiß nicht, zu ehrlich sein. Ich habe vor 2 Wochen einen Deutschbrieffreund gemacht und sofort habe ich ihn abgeschreckt. Es war mein Autismus wohl.
>>71479133
Du änderst nie. Danke

>>71479350
You'll win that war

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Post music

https://my.mixtape.moe/fmldrc.mp3

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Just got my AZ (pronouced eh zed) license boys, gonna get a comfy truck driving job.

>>71479423
Autonomous driving is coming, you are wasting your time

>>71479412
Why is this gif so enjoyable?

Should I take out the Ducati or the lambo to pick up one of my girlfriends?

>>71479423
I remember when I told you to start playing Euro Truck Simulator a few years ago, glad you stuck to your plans.

>>71479412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbQgXeY_zi4

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Everything is so meaningless. I still haven't found a purpose in life.

rubios are having a guac party upstairs
fuck i need to get some poison those that fuckers

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kill me now boys

>>71479389
Warum??

>>71479494
it's happy and it appeals to the part inside of you that isn't dead

>>71479571

just download the album and put it on a cassete yourself

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>>71479544
sounds like you're going through a existential crisis

I know a cure

>>71479571
worst kind of non music

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>>71479544
Life has no intrinsic value or meaning. That's the beauty of it, you create your own meaning.

I was like you 2 years ago, working towards a degree I didn't want, to get a job I hated. One day something internally snapped and I changed my life. Now I enjoy everyday.

Make the change anon. We'll all be dead in 100 years anyway, may as well enjoy the time we have.

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>zed

>>71479583
Warum was?

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>>71479619
>you create your own meaning.

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>Jews whining again
>Anne Frank Centre issues statement
>complaints about Trump's statement on Holocaust Remembrance Day

Why do they wonder why nobody likes them?

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>>71479619
>you create your own meaning

>>71479603
> fly agaric
> not psilocybin

Weew you really are a bastard

>>71479647
Warum hat dein Brieffreund dir nicht mehr geantwortet?

Hast du angefangen über Anime zu schreiben?

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>1452793055883.jpg

>get out of bath
>pass out
JUST

>>71479669
To be fair, fly agaric is hallucinogenic and is legal, it's only bad if you are a retard

>>71479712
>it's only bad if you are a retard
how much of a retard? need deets

>>71479675
Vielleicht zeigt OP diesem Breiffreund /cum/

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>>71479619
>you create your own meaning
I know. But I don't know what meaning.

>>71479647
Warum has du deinen neue freund abgeschrikt??

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>ywn be molested by a train car of schoolgirls

>>71478155
wtf I do this all the time and I'm brown. Also those chairs are shit desu

>>71479732
It's for a retard who does no research

It's toxic if not dried or cleaned, a interesting fact is vikings may have been on this mushroom when they would be beserking but that could just be a myth

>>71479757

gimme a link, fampai

>>71479712
Fly agaric is completely different from Shrooms. It won't give you the kind of trip that guy needs. He needs introspection without ego.

Fly agaric is more like 6 hours of physical discomfort ( not pain ) and hallucinations ranging from entities in your home to God

>>71479783
/s/dc33b23062/12483-10

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Have you ever wanted to get raped by a Muslim dickgirl?

>>71479412
https://my.mixtape.moe/asqjak.mp3
i hate anime

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Reminder that it's this man's fault that China is the superpower it is today

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>>71479747
Take a trip to Thailand or Cambodia and just let loose. Explore the country for a while, spend a few months doing nothing but " living " and experiencing new things in life.

Eventually you will find a passion.

>>71479588
I know, but all I have are bland a boring blank cassettes, not professionally made and aesthetically pleasing

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>>71479790
>It won't give you the kind of trip that guy needs
wew, he must be really fucked

have you tried it before?

>>71479827
What do you do?

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>>71479802

>femdom
>footjob

>>71479856
his dick gets stepped on once you wuss

>>71479747
You're lucky to be living in this reality, you could be living in a alternate reality where you were born autistic

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>tfw Milo's career is over

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>>71479813
> using his grandpa form

Post early rare pictures of Kissinger

>>71479848
I play poker for a living. I travel 4-6 months a year as well, playing online poker and exploring the world. But in Canada I generally play live.

I'm not rich or anything, but I make enough to travel every year and put money away for down the road.

>>71479835
I have, I didn't like it at all. Brewed a tea. I much prefer Shrooms. Fly Agaric made me feel far less in control, like I was thrust into something I couldn't comprehend. Shrooms allowed me to explore my headspace.

>>71479675
>>71479753
Wie ich gesagt habe, war es wohl mein Autismus. Ich war betrunken und habe mich wieder und wieder entschuldigt, ich weiß den Grund nicht. Den nächten Morgen habe ich ein anderes Email gesendet, um zu bekunden, dass ich nicht wöllig autistisch bin, aber er hat nie geantwortet.

>>71479919
what happened?

>>71479965
he is a fag

>>71479947
Ich kann dein Freund sein wenn du mich für 3 Wochen bei dir wohnen lässt und mir dein Auto ausleihst damit ich Tagesausflüge machen kann.

>>71479965
hes a sodomite pedofile, i think

>>71479947
Ach so

>>71479932
Interesting. Did you use money from work for your initial funds, then live off of winnings?

I make money on the side trading penny stocks or during earnings announcements; high risk but I enjoy it nonetheless. Only invest what I've already gained on returns.

>>71479990
is that it? he has always been a fag

In order to restore the ideal state of man, a spiritual monarchy, man must once again be plunged in to barbarism.

>>71479423
i some ads in the metro that said "pas de camions- pas de snowboards"

but then i thought that there will be 0 truck driving jobs in north america by 2050

>>71479965
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsBZeU9sAII

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>>71480004
He's a fag and like all fags he advocated pedophilia.

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>>71479423
.... you do realized autonomous driving is targeting and coming to trucks and taxis first?
you're like 5-10 years away from becoming extinct

Even when autonomous driving becomes a thing, it's still going to be fucking important to know how to drive

>he doesnt have at least 40 hours in ETS2

>>71479992
Na klar, aber ich habe kein Auto und ich wohne in einer Studentenwohnheim.

>>71480078
No it won't

You just tell the thing where to go

I think I'm going to commit suicide soon. I'm sick of poverty and aloneness. Think I will scrape together money to leave city so I can die in anonymity in country where corpse won't be bothered.

>>71480099
Dann können wir ja auf Dorm-Parties gehen und Collegesluts wegknallen?!

>>71479619
This advice seems to come from a genuine place, but you sound like some asswipe from a motivational infomercial trying to sling DVD seminars to 60 year olds.

>drop everything and unlock the inner YOU, bro!
OK pal
>Life has no intrinsic value or meaning
MORDECAI
O
R
D
E
C
A
I

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>>71479999
Ja, es ist eine Situation

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DARK SOLES GOY
ARE YOU HERE
DO YOU STILL HATE DSII ????

>>71480131
Don't be selfish and take some people with you

>>71480150

yep

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Mathematically proven in /sci/

Hmmmmm
>captcha "Germantown"

>>71480123
You're going to let a robot drive for you, only to have it crash you into a wall

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>>71480174

>>71480131
no
dont does that
that not good
no

seriously try acid first

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>>71480150
it's time to move on to the superior game

>>71480163
That would defeat purpose of disappearing quietly back into nothingness.

>>71480209
dont own ps4 sadly, and my friend who does is moving with her gf

>>71480188
Autonomous driving will drive at a superhuman level

More likely you crash the car driving yourself

Soulless automatons already drive me around.

They're called ethnic cabbies.

haha

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>>71480235
>her gf

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Stop watching anime

>>71480142
Du verlepte archlog mit autismus!!

Gonna go kiss a boi

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Stop impersonating me.

>>71480255
ah with his gf
better drink more coffee

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>>71480003
Exactly. I worked my ass off in the trades to save up 55k USD then took 40k as my bankroll, 15k to live off for 6 months and I left to Prague initially.

Once I moved and switched into the mindset of doing it as a career I would pull 40 hour weeks. I found out that I was making more money than I initially anticipated, and I managed to almost double my bankroll in a year, while taking out money each month to live on.

> penny stocks

Do whatever your passion is. I never liked the stock market, I always viewed it as a form of gambling in which I can't figure out the proper odds. In poker it's easy to make the right decision as it's 95% math.

>>71480139
Well idk how else to say it. That's what I did. I drastically changed my life one day. I thought about it for a week and pulled the trigger. Dropped out of school, moved back in with my parents and I grinded until I had enough cash to give my dream a shot.

I now make less money than I would if I had a " real " job but I have complete freedom, I travel at least half a year, every year, and I am my own boss. Not to mention that I love what I do for a living.

The only person holding you back in life is you. If you want something, 99% of the time there is a realistic path to get it.

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>>71480245
>letting a robot beat you
>not already being at a superhero level

>>71480133
>Dann können wir ja auf Dorm-Parties gehen und Collegesluts wegknallen?!
Ich meine vielleicht.Ich trinke natürlich aber nur mit Freunden. Es gibt Frat-Partys aber sie sind exklusiv. Wenn du toll bist, könnte ich vielleicht meine Freunde, die in einer Frat sind, überzeugen. Es könnte stattfinden.

>>71480203
I finished the rest of that inexpensive cheese as dinner. I think it is safe to tick today off as another in which mother will not pick up phone. I did leave apartment though. I even entered a grocery store to smell th bread. Fact that no one would have missed me if I had remained locked in solitude a fifth day says something, maybe.

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>>71480297
I'm ready as FUCK

>>71480321
PC also gave up the ghost today. Regardless what happens I think I'm done.

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>>71480150

>>71480290
Hod did you learn to play Poker that well?

>>71480321
send her a letter

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>>71480263

>>71480364

move 1 to sit alongside BB and I agree

>>71480290
That's hot and sexy af!!!

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reminder

>>71480376
She won't even respond to text. Ever since her mother disinherited me communication has been spotty. It hurts because she was one who gave me up for adoption. She is largely to blame for why I am broken person and here I am ringing her phone several times a day.

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>>71480379

>>71478643
photos from this angle turn me on, but IRL I don't like to have a woman above me. I don't even like to eat pussy because it seems submissive to me (I don't mind the taste even though). Is this normal, or am I kind of fucked up?

>>71480290
Interesting. Keep doing what you enjoy anon.
> I always viewed it as a form of gambling in which I can't figure out the proper odds.

That's a big misconception, considering in gambling, there is a clear winner taking money from a loser, while investing improves the overall wealth of an economy. If you do plenty of research behind a company as well and pay attention to the news and macro events, the odds will generally be in your favor.

>>71478155
I'm not even white and I drink jugs of milk in class.

>>71480434
How come the pictures on the left don't match the ones on the right?

>>71480371
I spent my 90% of my free time either playing or studying. It's really just basic mathematics mixed in with a little bit of psychology. I'm not saying anyone can learn to be a pro overnight, but with hard work and studying anyone can become better than the average casino player. And I make my money off casino tourists.

Just understanding basic concepts like pot odds puts you leagues ahead of the recreational poker player.

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>>71480290
>Exactly. I worked my ass off in the trades to save up 55k USD then took 40k as my bankroll, 15k to live off for 6 months and I left to Prague initially.
>Once I moved and switched into the mindset of doing it as a career I would pull 40 hour weeks. I found out that I was making more money than I initially anticipated, and I managed to almost double my bankroll in a year, while taking out money each month to live on.
> penny stocks
>Do whatever your passion is. I never liked the stock market, I always viewed it as a form of gambling in which I can't figure out the proper odds. In poker it's easy to make the right decision as it's 95% math.

>Well idk how else to say it. That's what I did. I drastically changed my life one day. I thought about it for a week and pulled the trigger. Dropped out of school, moved back in with my parents and I grinded until I had enough cash to give my dream a shot.

>I now make less money than I would if I had a " real " job but I have complete freedom, I travel at least half a year, every year, and I am my own boss. Not to mention that I love what I do for a living.

>The only person holding you back in life is you. If you want something, 99% of the time there is a realistic path to get it.

>>71480364
dark souls 3 was the worst of the series
ds>dsii>dsiii
whats the bottom one?

>>71480347
Kek! Das ist nicht weit weg.

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>conneticut

Mexicans are not fat

>>71478154
Either git gud or call someone to help you

I suggest the former, it's easier than defeating the two Pursuers in Drangleic on NG+ for the Ring of Blades +2

>>71480440
why dont you turn your life around in 180 degrees?

give a baptist church visit

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>>71480500

>>71480472
Can you recommend any good books?

>>71478154
do not drop down before you've finished one of them
or summon the mage bitch ass nigga to help you

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>>71480441
Ja, danke. Vielleicht soll ich für meine Deutschprüfung jetzt studieren.

>>71480559

I finished the first guy. Waited for hthe 2nd one to to jump up and started hitting him, then his asshole buddy jumped up too and swiped me from behind

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> I drink jugs of milk in class.

>>71480550
https://youtu.be/Da2DbvPS37Y?t=551

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Hey, wanna see a joke?

Yes?
Alright, *hands u mirror*

>>71480604
what's the joke

>>71480591
i've already seen this cuck

>>71480604
haha oh damn

>boot got wet earlier
>still have to walk to get pizza

>>71480462
> that's a big misconception

Oh no I understand what you mean. I mean that stocks are a gamble in the sense that you can't directly mathematically figure out if something is a good investment going forward.

For example in NLHE I can deduce that I am drawing to X outs which gives me X% of having the strongest hand. Then I can calculate bet sizing in relation to pot size to figure out if it is a mathematically sound investment.

I know it sounds silly that a " gambler " is saying that stocks seem too much of a gamble for him. But my earnings are based of analytics.

>>71480556
If you really want to start learning then read " The Theory of Poker " by Sklansky first. You can find the pdf by googling it.

However I recommend you find something that you love and work to find a way to live off it. If you don't enjoy poker then making money through playing will just lead you to having a very stressful life.

>>71480585
do you need help?
i can come, not sure about the lag though

>>71480604
begehe Selbstmord

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*drinks a glass of warm 2% milk*
mmm

A perfect bedtime beverage,

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TUTUSTUA
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>>71480654

I dont know how to go hollow, but Ive been invaded twice somehow

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i lik u

>>71480694
in dark souls 2, when you die you go hollow
or you mean how to become human again?
and you can be invaded at anytime

>>71480725

yah, do I use effigys?

I will never stop being a free speech activist in the United States of America

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>>71480667
>when the roast is too hard

relax bud it was only a joke

>>71480740
huh you use them for your inventory?
https://youtu.be/KJJtZuEB8lg?t=5

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Feeling really bored right now buds

>>71480650
worried about CRA (canadian irs) at all?

what's the mexican acronym?

>>71480828
Gambling winnings are 100% tax free here. So no.

>>71480820
Learn a new language

>>71480857
Kinda want to learn French but at the same time I already tried once but gave up

>>71480794
I meant to say
>commits suicide
As in I commit suicide but I see I might have told you to kill yourself. If I did,my bad

>>71480694
you can be invaded no matter what in ds2, only way around is to go offline or (I think) burn an effigy at the fire which weakens your connection to other worlds so no summoning either.

In the other games you have to be human to be invaded, in ds3 they can't invade you when resting at the bonfire. ds2 was weird that way.

>>71480856
windfalls are tax free
if you gamble as your source of income it is taxable
depends how much money you have in the bank without an explanation for

they really fuck you too, because you can't deduct losses if it's your source of income

t. accounting burn out

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>>71480820
Post your sister

>>71480931
I shan't.

>>71480920
Dann hättest du *begeht Selbstmord* (*commits suicide*) schreiben sollen.
Begehe Selbstmord ist der Imperativ.

Gute Nacht hehe

>>71480925
wowowow

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>>71480945
I hope you stay bored then.

>>71480977
Ja ja, gute Nacht

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Think I'm gonna text the gf and see if she wants to come over

>>71480930
I don't keep more than 30k at any time in a Canadian bank. And if it becomes a problem I will move to Europe permanently as I have an EU passport.

I can also just dodge taxes globally by country hopping every few months. I'm not too worried about it.

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>the gf

>4MB/sec peak download speeds
>keeps falling to 0

wtf

>>71481198
ah yes northern california "development"

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Alright buds I'll see you later
>>71481171
Hmmmm?

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>>71481241

Im right across the bay from Google HQ and they wont give us fiber

>>71481241
4 megabytes = 40 megabits
Idiot
And Steam shuts off downloads randomly sometimes

And now I'm going
See you winners later

new life plan

finish my degree
go to nam and teach english
come home and try to get a masters of urban planning
drop out
join the merchant marine
desert in a foreign port
become an ecoterrorist
get beaten to death in indian prison

new life plan

hire a jew to create another life plan

chicanos everywhere

>steam randomly loses connection

ah yes

>>71481470
>tfw no brown low iq american gf

new life plan

be autist [X]
be untalented [X]
have poor relationship with father figure [X]
fail at dream career [X]
be hobo [_]
join military to fight in foreign war [_]
come back to disillusioned cunt [_]
start a political movement [_]
become dictator for life [_]
succeed for a few years [_]
then get consistently btfo and destroying half the world in the process [_]
suicide [_]

>>71481152
>>71480930
No poker player in Canadian history have ever been subjected to being taxed. Both cases that the CRA tried to push went to court and both were ruled in favor of the player.

This has to do with the fact that it is impossible to create a " system " that maximizes wins and minimizes loses. At the end of the day poker is still chance ( according to the courts ).

>>71481529
nuh uh nigguh im not falling for does jooooo
lies nigguh

anyone want my roommates?

I'll sell the both of them for a kit kat bar

>>71481470
why is it always disney with these types

>>71481621
Are we talking American or European kit kat?

>>71481653

american

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>get matched with this girl
>message her
>she doesn't respond
I love when this happens.

>>71481623
Girls like princess movies. Why do you think they made the new Jedi a grill? Sorry to answer my own question but because they already had the male market locked down.

>>71481674
stop being yourself

>>71481694
I get more replies when I write *vapes at you*.

>>71481670
Sorry bud. Not a fan of Hershey's. Not because it's bitter, they just don't use enough cocoa.

>>71481709
hershey's is the best thing to happen to the world ever

I want to eat a brunette hair desu

Both sides of the political spectrum are filled with hypocrites.

>>71481729
>hershey's
>not Rhodesia

Stay pleb, pleb.

ghiradelli > Reeses > hersheys

>>71481701
you gotta separate yourself from the crowd

>>71481754
Reeces is Hershey, my man

Draw your own conclusions.

>>71481794
Just wrote *vapes at you* to her.

>>71481751
>not being radical centrist eco-fascist with christian values

might become a vegetarian

>>71481831
going to be expensive to live healthy that way
are you going to have enough income for that?

Is it gay to snuggle with a dog (male)

>Implying

>>71481903
>>71481903
New ONLY when the thread reaches bump limit

>>71481872
no but it's very canadian
so kinda

>>71478035
>Is it gay to snuggle with a dog (male)
I wouldn't say it is

>>71478035
I like how this is the new way to deny (you)'s

>>71481852
im goimg to only eat raw spinach and cantaloupe

kukc

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eat meat

>>71481967

popeye?

>>71481962
Whenever I try to quote on my phone it replies to the op. Need to stop browsing on my cell phone.

>>71479189
from where is this from?
from

>>71481264
i wonder when humanity will eventually destroy itself