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"
At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous..., and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.'" edition.

Previously: >>71470693.
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just going to be myself this thread lads
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the gf
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plymouth is actually an alright place
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why is jam so delicious
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>>71472812
Stop it rn la

Just install Windows and start being productive

>>71472813
It's the principle la. Looks are just as important
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>>71472862
sugar
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Opinions on Marmalade?
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>>71472862
Sugar and fruit go well together. It's literally the way of the universe. I was fucking surprised when I heard the first creatures didn't have a mouth and then there were some with a mouth and they literally ate all of the other ones.
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Did you know that flying produces 36 times more carbon dioxide per passenger-mile than sea travel?
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Redpill me on Leamington Spa lads
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eating a cracker
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>>71472937
no
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anyone else get really horny when they wank and stick things up their bum then feel really guilty and dirty after you climax?

me neither
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>>71472929
I used to love it as a kid, but I've gone off it as I've grown older
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Redpill me on Southampton, is it just for the elderly?
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>>71472929

excellent
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>>71472862
I feel like there are no attractive and intelligent girls outside of London, if I was to move elsewhere I'd be doomed to be with some mongy minger.
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>>71472953
need a fast summary of this man
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>>71472809
Big big big fan of this edition
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>the faggot is a nonce
This is SHOCKING. Nobody could've possibly foreseen this! IMAGINE my SURPRISE to learn a queer wants to rape children. TRULY unheard of.
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the summer voyage
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Redpill me on Colwyn Bay lads
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>>71472994
Not really relevant though is it?
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>>71472994
this is somewhat true

the countryside doesn't have a lot of peng tings
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>>71472929
the patrician's spread

bunch of people i know don't like it and i've no idea why anybody wouldn't like one of our father in heaven's most glorious gifts to the world
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how pure is street coke?
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Could certainly go for getting my brains absolutely shagged out of me right now
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>>71472982
It was razed to the ground during the war, so all the buildings are ugly as fuck. Shitty native population.

Literally the only thing going for the place is the fairly decent uni.
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>>71472972
>anyone else get really horny when they wank and stick things up their bum
havent done so in awhile
>then feel really guilty and dirty after you climax?
no
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reminder that i pissed on my wall while tripping on acid
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>>71473053
bit gay
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>>71473017
Just hearing the news about your da?
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>>71473058
The beach is nice too.
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>>71473021
bit racist?
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>>71472972

... bit close to home mate
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>>71473052
Garbage.

Benzocaine and speed


Buy off DNM if you want good product.
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someone redpill me on plymouth
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coventry

it was totally destroyed in the war you know
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>>71473098
how
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Hmmph
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*dives into the frozen lake*
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>>71473092
Na lad, just read your post.
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>>71473092
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Might suck a dick.
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Business idea *Fires up OHP then pushes clicker*
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MILO RESIGNED FROM BRIETBART BTFOOOO
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cant decide whether to switch to a maths course
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>>71472809
Only virgins post about Lord of the Phimosis.
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>>71473021
Seems expensive, also
>going anywhere near the Horn of Africa
lmao mate
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>>71472972
every day

i also spunk into my mouth and pretend it's my oneitis who's turned into a tranny
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>>71473156
There is literally nothing wrong with being a virgin.
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>>71473120
second best mouth after portsmouth
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>>71473172
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>>71473134
you gay?
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>>71472809
*Mouth of EC enters thread*
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>Due process is important. It is the formal means by which competing demands and seperate interests can be accommodated and reconciled in any overall litigation process. This is why due process is an important liberal principle.

>Assange has challenged the arrest warrant in Sweden. It was upheld.

>He then repeatedly challenged the European Arrest Warrant in the United Kingdom. He lost at every stage, but each of his many legal arguments were heard and considered in extensive detail.

>And in doing this, Assange had the assistance of first rate legal advice and advocacy from some of the UK's leading human rights lawyers, and he also had the benefit of having been granted bail in England in the meantime. The extradition was fought by him all the way to the Supreme Court.

>Assange has been afforded more opportunities to challenge the warrant for his arrest than almost any other defendant in English legal history. This is hardly "persecution" or a "witch-hunt".

this really made me think
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>>71473187
No, I am female.
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>>71473177
Third best. You forgot yer mum's mouth.
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>>71473172
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>>71472972
p-post boipucci
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jillian
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>>71473177
isn't the best mouth your mums lad?
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>>71473202
pics
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>>71473119
my mate is buying some now. says he can only afford either 1g 90% or 3.5g 70%. which one should he pick?
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I thought all gays were pedos and that the left loved pedos? Why the milo hate then?
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>>71473122
If only it stayed that way...
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>>71473172
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Gays, peados, all the same to me.
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>>71473172
I keep thinking about licking up the cum from whatever I am using as a cumrag when I am wanking, but usually lose that thought once I have cum.
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>>71473120
Very close to deep countryside and good beaches. Enjoy it.

Unfortunately devastated in the war, so the architecture is mostly shit. But it will become great again.
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>>71473126
why are you going to africa if you're white?
>>71473120
an alright place
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>>71473219
not since she stopped kissing my willy better (i have phimosis )
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>>71473230
>wanting pics from a girl
disgusting desu this is a cute boy general
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>>71472972
>>71473172
hahahahahaha
(I might do the same)
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>>71473172

A couple times i thought about spunking in my mouth
Always get close, and decide not to
Then I'm hugely thankful that I didn't lol
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How about those cyclists then lads?
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>>71473296
Oh fuck off you bellend.
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>>71473296
yes
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>>71473202
portsmouth
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>>71473177
Portsmouth is fucking dire.

Falmouth, Weymouth, Bournemouth are all better
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>>71473296
good lads
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>>71473007
Thanks mate. Love Tolkien. x
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does the willy feel like

t. virgin female on bizzaro 4chan
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Looks like carcucks want to get BTFO again.
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>>71473172
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>>71473296
They're shit
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>>71473182
>>71473210
>>71473255
fuck off don't pretend you haven't

>>71473277
>>71473283
>>71473261
good lads
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>>71473296
or "speedbumps" as ive taking to calling them
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>Love Tolkien
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>>71473349
post webms of you sticking things up your bum
>>71473329
pics or gtfo
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>>71473329
bags of salty coins
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>the city of Manchester City
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>>71473329

Hi
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>>71473375
you first
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>>71473390
don't do this lad
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>enter the world of wagecuckery
>feel more empty than before
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>>71473329
Why hello there m'lady, my name is John what's yours? don't be worried about the lack of fellow females on here, we're good sports really! haha! *wink*
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>>71473234
I'd go with the latter tbqh...Not sure if those purity values are accurate though.

Implies that the first is 0.9g of pure and the 2nd is 2.45g of pure for the same price.
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>>71473379
have fantasies about fucking sophies mouth while maisie licks my arse
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new
>>71473010
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The bf's tootsies desu
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>>71473424
just 50 years to go mate dont worry about it
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>>71473466
p-post thighs
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>>71473329
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>>71473424
I hate my life.
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Why does the sticky have a Christmas hat?
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want to have sex with men i know
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>>71473492
I know you
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Make some pasta last night
Left some of it in the bench to cool before I out it in the fridge, but I ended up forgetting about it and fell asleep

Woke up this morning and some cheeky monkey had gotten into it, as there was pasta flung around the bench

Must've been the cat x
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>>71473424
Become a gommie desu, redpill people and organize
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>>71473492
*slides my penis into your anus*
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>>71473518
but do you want to have sex
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>>71473474
Don't have any, mate
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>>71473560
yes if your a qt boy post pics desu
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Normally wank to straight porn but every so often I just get the urge to stop mid way and slap some gay porn on instead, anyone else do this?
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will just have to assume from now on in all gays are nonces
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>>71473599
fuck off you bent twat
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desu lads
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>>71473605
Other way around, some straight lads are really hot.
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>>71473591
plymouth
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>>71473626
I'm bisexual
what does that make me
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getting a job as a sign flipper
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that's exactly what you deserve you SCUM
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milo's behaviour squares pretty well with him being diddled as a kid and ostracised for most of his adolescence
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>>71473634

Excellent mindfuck

So deep in the ironic sludge that she doesn't even know :)
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>>71473685
who?
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What do Orangemen want?
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>>71473665
>tfw bi
>tfw contirbuted to the gay shit
Feels good lads
>>71473633
*decks you*
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want to have bent sex but theyre all a bunch of poofs who will act or treat me like a slut
just want a nice normal bloke
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>>71473718
What is their endgame?
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want to die, but not by my own hand. A hit and run would do.
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>>71473718
ulster?
wait no
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>>71473718
to piss off Catholics
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I am going to fap then sit around and watch the griget all day

I'm pretty sure if your country does play and isn't good at rugby and cricket you're not even a real country
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>>71473727
I'm a gentleman tbqh I'll treat you well :3
>>71473770
>playing cricket or ruby
STOP
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>>71473718

fake tan on the nhs
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>>71473718
T A I G S O U T
A
I
G
S
O
U
T
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when UKIP come to round us all up, you'll be there, on the barricades saying "no!"
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>>71473329
how do you become a female abnormie
it's very easy for you to have a bf or something
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Communism rulz brov
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>that's exactly what you deserve you scum
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>walk in
>see your bf do this
What do?
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>>71473727
Despise the whole domination and abuse thing some people think is mutual with traps/twinks desu

There'll be none of that shite if I ever get a fella
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>>71473805
vaginal phimosis
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>>71473789
dont want a gentleman but just a good lad which i can talk with just like a normal friend and who will also be ok with homo sex
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need a cute passable trap gf to have loving bum sex with
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>>71473826
STOP MAKING THE FRIGGEN THREAD GAY
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>>71473789

:^)
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>>71473838
Come here French kun
>>71473834
didn't know people thought that
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>>71473854
top or bottom?
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>>71473718
The preservation of protestantism in the face of aggressive attacks by Catholics and rightful British rule in Ireland.
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>was going to ask a girl today if she wanted to do something this weekend
>couldn't find the right time to ask her

Shall I just send her a text asking her?
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watching peter north get bummed
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>>71473893
Yes, but not too late at night.
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>>71473875
By definition it is gay since I made the thread.
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REMINDER LADS
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Might go for a long walk.
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>>71473875
>FRIGGEN

FOY
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favourite simpsons episode?

mine's lisa the vegetarian
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new girl at work smells VERY nice
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>>71473938
so long 'tal plan
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>banned from sp for posting half time slags
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>>71473925
Post original?
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Fucking hate /brit/. Fuck off all of you, hope you get dick cancer
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>>71473925
good post
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>>71473948

Mmm
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bentposting is quite enjoying
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>>71473938
Simpsons was always shit. Never understood why people like it.
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>>71473938
pta disbands I think
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>>71473910
When's a good time to text? After work?
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>>71473938
Burns Casino
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>>71473951
post some desu
>>71473970
this desu not even that bent but still do it
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>>71473766
First I thought they just wanted our king as head of state, but now I know they want no Catholism at all. Thanks
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>friend became an effeminate SJW

What do?
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>>71473976
before 10
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>>71473996
shag him
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I am a woman. Willies are otherworldly for me...
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post sentences that British people will never understand.

I'll start:

>I just dunked a Nilla Wafer into the peanut butter jar
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>>71473976
7pm is good
but like try to do it before 11pm
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>>71473996
Bum him
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checking to see if unbanned
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>>71473885
me? top, obviously
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>>71473938
Last Exit Springfield
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>>71473996
Gas him
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>Simpsons was always shit. Never understood why people like it.
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>>71473996
shag then redpill him on communism
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>>71473996
bum him
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>>71473996

Get him to lift weights lol

Never seen a strong sjw b4
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>>71473996
cut your penis off and mail it to the guardian
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>>71473979
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>Paratha isn't the dankest bread in existence
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>>71474010
just got shot (legally) by a toddler
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>>71473996
stick your penis in his arse
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>>71474015
well?
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what did he mean by this?
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Nothing wrong with this
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>>71474073
think im still banned tbqh
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WTF
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NEEED a feminine asian bf
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>>71474010
>hey dude, we're going to have to drive the long way road because that's a ghetto and we might get killed
>don't forget to roll through traffic lights and never stop your car
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>>71473938
Excluding Treehouse of Horrors' it's probably Homer the Heretic, Last Exit to Springfield
or The Boy Who Knew Too Much
Any Lisa-focused episodes go straight in the bin
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>>71473938
Not sure I have an all time favourite, but one that I think is the most ingrained in my mind is Bart After Dark
I think it's the musical piece at the end which does it for me
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poo a'brewin tbqh ngl la
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I'm a fucking shithead lads
Ate an entire tiger loaf today
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>>71474074

:(
Good movie
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>>71474083
How did you get my letter?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nT1VQkTTT7M
thoughts?
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got a nice bum lads
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What are their expressions trying to convey?
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bought some weed how the fuck do i roll this shit and how much should i grind it
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>>71474075
>can't into interpretation
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>>71473925
rate
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>>71474083
actually giggled
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>>71474130
But where is proofski?
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>>71474122
Belle should have fat tits and actually be attractive
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>>71474083
pure autism
>>71474104
FOY
>>71474130
post
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know quite a few bent people
sadly theyre all middle aged men or people my age but who are just too effeminate and bent
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I'm a lesbian for gay boys
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>>71473120
town centre has too much concrete, but the area around is good, and the countryside is even better
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http://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/primark-pulls-shocking-and-racist-walking-dead-t-shirt-from-stores-after-angry-complaint-1-7831402

I am LITERALLY shaking right now??!??!?!
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kind of want to get back with the girl who took my virginity but she's working class and lives in a second-tier city
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>>71474155
>too effeminate and bent
In like being a cute feminine looking boy or the YAAAAAS BITCH SLAY if it's the second then that's unfortunate
>>71474175
bit gay
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i am asexual
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>>71474122
>france
>british accents
also she sounds auto tuned slightly
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>>71474135
just take a small bit (id say the size of a coin in largeness) and scrape it with your fingers
about rolling joints... well its not really easy at first
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just got back from a 12 hour shift

Mr Shekelberg is only paid me for 8 of those though haha
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the frog's bent phase is reminiscent of ribena's transformation
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choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDswiT87oo8
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>>71474207
good lad i'm sure he'll sort you out in the future x
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I am a straight white male :)
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Willy's gone hard again lads.
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>>71474197
that means I' straight
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>>71474197
theres a bit of the both
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quite glad that twat milo has got his comeuppance
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>>71474207
do it for the minorities goy
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fucks sake lads ive had it up to here
*holds hand up to the side of my head in line with my eyebrows*
just gonna play fifa for the rest of the night
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>>71474207
Come to the communist side brother
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>>71474243
what stimulated it
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https://youtu.be/2CQLAhNlbfQ

the piano intro part always reminds me of the chuckle brothers
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>>71474191
that can't be real
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>>71474207
report him to the mandem
they'll make sure he pays you for the work that you've done as well as "apologising" for your troubles
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>Lib Dems forced to deny Bradley Walsh is planning to stand for them as a parliamentary candidate.
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Ah yes, a good old shift at McDonalds to look forward to for tomorrow.
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>>71474122
enjoyed it
love all the songs from beauty and the beast
x
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>>71474276
*smashes your ps4*
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>>71474282
fuck off you disgusting welfare minority
>>
>>71474197
i hate that yaaas bitch slay shit

would be perfectly happy to never see it posted anywhere again ever by anyone
>>
>>71474213
theres nothing wrong with doing bent stuff though
while theres something wrong with being an abomination
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>>71474036
Me either, he is a malnourished lanklet tbqh
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>>71474288
Dick pills
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>Oh yes indeed my good man, I do indeed listen to Blur in this the year 2017 C.E.
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>>71474122
the lighting is terrible.
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>>71474312
do ya get free lunches?
>>
hey they named a place in Oregon after me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wankers_Corner,_Oregon
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>>71474320
>communism is welfare
absolutey disgusting post
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how to get danny body?

girls prefer it obviously. just low body fat and do bodyweight exercises?
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feel sorry for people who don't like sleeping, who stay up all night and only get a few hours sleep
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>>71474318
*pulls out my xbox controller*
think again
*teleports behind you*
psh...nothing personnel... kid
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>>71474310
howling
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>>71474361
Yes but it is making me fat.
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>C.E.
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>>71474312
Quite like their breakfast menu desu senpai
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>>71474282
>work 20 hours for zero pay
>"for the good of the people comrade"
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Going to apply for my OIC in the summer lads
There is no point in doing it now because you have to reapply when you turn 20 and I need to get my nan's birth certificate
>>
ah yes madchester
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>>71474393
We only serve half of it, don't do any of the wraps.
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>>71474365
it literally is a massive welfare programn
>>
what area of london should I explore
>>
>>71474395
Pajeet
>>
Relax lads haha

https://clyp.it/dhs5g53x
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>>71474395
Fuck off dirty brown cunt.
>>
>>71474427
what do you define as welfare?
>>
>>71474369
Danny and Daniel look too similar, just a lack of shoulders on Daniel. They should have had a dad bod on there.
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>he doesn't listen to Blur, the greatest britpop band ever
>he doesn't consider 'Charmless Man' to be Blur's best song
>>
Business idea: Have all posters in this thread stand in two lines with a gap down the middle then run between you with my arms out clotheslining the lot of you.
>>
>>71474432
brixton
>>
>>71474122
I'd He her She if you catch my drift
>>
>>71474394
>work for less hours
>have better conditions
wow communists btfo I'm a crapitalist now
>>71474427
Anon makes a stupid uneducated post. SAD! Many such cases
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>>71473010
>>71473010
>>71473010
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>>71474432
tower hamlets
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>>71474310
>outsold Zayn Malik
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>>71474432
soho
>>
there are some very mundane posts that keep getting reposted constantly and i don't get it
>>
>>71474342
You would too if you were an old codger like me
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>>71474369
>caring what girls think
confirmed never making it
>>
Wish I'd never been born lads
>>
How do I get an Asian wife? I want mixed race kids but blacks annoy me.
>>
>>71474395
even the passport looks budget

absolute runt country
>>
>>71474369
and fortunate genetics

laszlo looks disproportionate, no idea how tall he is but that photo makes him look squat.

also both danny and daniel clearly lift
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>Hm? What was that? Oh yes! Naturally I fedorapost another fedorapost, for you see I lack even the slightest bit of what a layman might refer to as "brain matter", though once such as I would use the more accurate terms "grey matter" and "white matter"
>>
Wish I had a smaller willy
>>
Why are anti-commies so clueless?
>>
>>71474495
pics
>>
>>71474458
>less hours
>better conditions
>Communism
uhhh Comrade?

maybe it was better if you were an engineer and treated like a God.
loads of Yank engineers "fled" to the USSR because they would treat them like royalty and give them huge private estates outside the scummy industrial towns they helped to build.
>>
>>71474513
COMMUNISM IS JUST WHEN DUH STATE DOES STUFF XDDD
>>
>>71474432
do a nice walk from leamouth to the city of london along the thames path
>>
>>71474369

women don't have a clue what they want or like
>>
tfw big willy but no one to use it with
>>
>>71474513
communists are so deluded that naturally any opposition seems "clueless" to them.
>>
>>71474538
USSR was state capitalist you can see it in their economic plan
>inb4 so that wasn't real communism huh HAHAHA commies btfo
It unironically wasn't
>>
>>71474489
dannys got some shit arms for lifting.

bet hes not too strict about it. he probably played sports
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/brit/ is responsible for all the wars in the world
>>
the USSR abolished the free market and price signals

it might not be perfect communism but there was nothing capitalist about it
>>
>>71474587
mel did nothing wrong
>>
>>71474548
>leamouth
why yes I do wear a stab proof vest daily
>>
>>71474587
You don't make an omelet without breaking a few eggs.
>>
How do we destroy the Belgian menace?
>>
Any chance of some decent chat tonight lads or should I just go to sleep
>>
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>>71474626
the who?
>>
>>71474580
which is why you can't ever talk to communists because their ideas are all purely fantasy and they are determined to keep it that way lest they face the fact that their ideas are inherently lousy.
>>
>>71474612
>workers have no autonomy, there were hierarchies e.g. members of the party had special privileges, anti democratic etc
It was state capitalist lad the workers didn't democratically own the MoP
>>
>>71474628
Why don't you start it
>>
>>71474587
The rehabilitation of Mel has convinced me Jews don't control Hollywood
>>
>>71474628
only if u say bent stuff
>>
>>71474628
Can talk about yank politics or benders. up to you lad
>>
New:

>>71474676
>>71474676
>>71474676
>>71474676
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>>71474626
nuke brussels split the rest of the land between france and the netherlands
>>
>>71474655
How are a 70's prog rock band going to destroy Belgium?
>>
>>71474675
I've got shit chat

Someone else do it
>>
>>71474668
Democracy and communism are incomparable
the rest is all rubbish excuses every western commie makes when faced with the fact that their alternatives are shit.
>>
>>71474615
you mean you don't wear yours everywhere in the sharia rape zone of london?
>>
>>71474690
destroy what?
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>>71474586
think danny probably does shit like flys and shoulders every not and then and a few curls. like you said not strict and thats probably a part of what girls like, its generally true that girls do not like to be made to feel like their body is less impressive than the guy they are with.

Obviously this crosses over into vanity etc, but a ripped dude is obviously going to look like he spends alot of his time on that, which girls dont mind if they also spend alot of time on shit like that. If they dont then it will make them feel bad. In the same way if you have a mate who is fat he will obviously feel a bit self conscious next to the rest of the group if theyre sporty and in shape
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>>71474725
No socialism can be democratic lad you don't seem to understand there's more than Stalinism/centralized authoritarianism
>>71474665
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>>71472957
What did you just call me you fucking nigger?
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