/brit/

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cara

Ignore the paki stalker

Feel good song

https://youtu.be/apBWI6xrbLY

>>71468070
>Look mum I posted it again!!

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gagging for a nap lads

>>71468104

don't care

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the endz

LET'S 'AVE A BAREKNUCKLE FIGHT THEN

>>71468141
really enjoy chokers

>>71468138
What? I downloaded this from a brit here and have never posted it since

Imagine getting this butt hurt about a chart that BTFOs your ideologically completely

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What is the Liberals end game lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QI9RCzN6oN0

Ah yes, the midlands, a force to be reckoned with

>>71468182
you've reposted this several times now

>>71468141
>Coors light
>on a pintman board

Personally quite like it but it needs to be a filthy Celtic lager or stout

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>>71468143
crikey them knockers

>>71468206
Not like a Jew to lie...

>>71468222
Rita ora is balding

>>71468222
>rita

good desu

>>71468104
as a regular user of subway it's the absolute fucking worst when I'm behind the queue to somebody who's never been there before.

just learned that educated equals intelligence lads

i'll have to go and get a two year degree in political science from a community college so i can be considered smart. i just want the leftists to take my opinions seriously

pancake batter got thicker as i stored it in the fridge
NOT pleased

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the purgatory

>>71468222
Charli can fuck off. The rest can stay.

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who /good lad/ here?

youtube is broken again i blame the russians 2bh

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>maryjane auryn

need a jennie gf

A CANDDLE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kat3IVo6Ojs

the midlands needs to be nuked

>>71468258
But how else am I supposed to overcome my anxiety, particularly regarding doing new things?

Besides I was quick, I wanted it over ASAP

What do you and other normal folk order?

Are there any parties that want to bring back grammar schools? If we bring back grammar schools, nice kids won't have to share classrooms with paki drug dealers with no ambition

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just copped this

>>71468292
Not you judging by that image

Feeling a bit sad and nostalgic for no reason 2bh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SVf7NBncUy0

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my gf

as a regular poster on /brit/ its the absolute fucking worst when a cunt who inexplicably tripfags posts some inane drivel that no one cares about, and even worse does so under a name rather than the anonymous posting that the website was designed for

what an insufferable cunt

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>>71468335
FOB

>>71468297
also experiencing issues while trying to find videos of ronnie pickering the bare knuckle boxing champion of his citroen picasso

>>71468357
switch over to /eire/ lad, even with swissyank that general is straight fire right now

why do 90% of poofs and women claim they were raped?

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Reckon this is still worth pursuing lads?

Important research lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12388433
http://www.strawpoll.me/12388433
http://www.strawpoll.me/12388433

Piano or classical guitar lads?

Talked to a coworker at the urinals today

He said OK or something just to acknowledge me and I pressed him because I thought he wanted to talk

back lads. sorry for leaving

>>71468387
105 quid? wtf

julian assange came out in support of the nonce milo

NOT surprised by this, he's consistently been on the anti-freedom side ever since wikileaks popped up

>>71468431
trannies should not be allowed in cis bathrooms

>>71468407
yeah if you can be funny about how long you've left it.

she looks quite fit as well

>>71468438
Canadians have their prices in cents

That's actually really cheap

>>71468394
because its an excuse to justify their controversial sexuality i guess
honest if i were raped i would never snitch on myself rather die than live in shame

>>71468387
what was meant by this

can you get a fungal infection on your ballsack? right foul smell been coming from that groin/sack gap recently desu

>>71468458
Like half the guys at my call centre are gay

>>71468464
so what's below cent?

>>71468472
*rapes you*

your move

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>>71468458
>cis

>>71468498
can definately get it on your knob.

t. had a fungal infection on my bellend for over 10 years

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>>71468202
>someone was fat and lonely enough to make this

>>71468489
Nunavut, Canada

They have to fly in all their food

Wages are adjusted

>>71468509
bent

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lads

>tfw utterly talentless
Might give a proper go of getting huge and /fit/ to mask my lack of talents

business idea: a big bag full of sand and you lift it up and down from the floor and then over your head and then fill it up a bit more the next time until you have big muskels

>>71468569
reckon jesus couldnt not walk on water?

or reckon he could turn it on and off?

Im just thinking coz they didnt have showers back then so if he couldnt have a bath ever that would be a pretty unglamorous way to live your life

>>71468555
oi, don't be fat shaming

>>71468555
t. moshe daneberg

doing the i side with test and all social questions are utterly useless lads i dont fucking care about bent marriage or assisted suicide

You'd think after all these years that the ATK folks would learn the basics of video. They've got jittery cameras, sloppy focusing and a loud tv that drowns out the main attraction. Too bad, because their central concept is a good one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtV5cXshXNY

>>71468555
Good post

>>71468137

Charles Manson recorded a p. bangin album with one of the blokes in that band

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANI03qFQFvI

>>71468594
not a bad idea

if you charge other people to use your bag you might make even more profits

>>71468630
He did it when he felt like it. Sure one of his mates had a whore living with him and she washed the big man's feet. Probably would've been proper confused if the oils and waters just repelled away from Him.

finally unbanned lads
didnt even post nudity yet was banned for it

>>71468407
>Hi qt
nope

Business idea: Carry a baby cow around for an hour every day and as it grows you'll eventually be able to heft an entire cow

>>71468767
what did you do then?

>>71468653
Then indicate that it's not important to you then you thick twat

>>71468767
My ban status is cocked right up because the mods ban/unban me so fucking much, wish they'd stop picking on me.

>>71468653
t. A fucking dirty commie gay frog

Reminder: if you're not actively repulsed by benders and adamant against their staining of marriage, then you want the West to die.

just found out mum has stage 0 breast cancer.

very very sad. shes a very sweet woman to everyone

>>71468815
or you could just not break the rules?

>>71468830
closet homosexual

>>71468202
they don't have an end game they're useful idiots

>>71468847
rip in piece

freedom is what makes the west great

>>71468848
About half the times I didn't do a stitch, just randomly banned or banned for something someone else did.

if this was reddit, which post would have the most upvotes?

>>71468857
I hate niggers and spiders too. Am I secretly an African tarantula? Fucking bender mong.

>cyclists

why yes I do want to cycle into a dead end and get surrounded by 7 chavs and be beaten and mugged

penis mightier than the sword

>>71468814
>same sex marriage
>abortion
>death penalty
>gay couples adoption
>assisted suicide
>business required to have women in their board of directors
>should the military allow women to fight
>niqab wearing to civic ceremonies
ah yes, boiling social issues

>>71468901
bullshit

>>71468788
posted a woman farting into a tube hooked to a mans face

>>71468920
*stabs you with a sword*
checkmate, lad

>>71468938
Not really but it's easy to say that if you ignore that half the time I'm just acting a cunt.

>>71468942
post it again to see what happens lad

Need a janny gf

Considering going to ASDA and getting a Lucozade bottle

>>71468938
getting banned for stuff you didn't do isn't uncommon

>>71468911
creasing

>>71468911
No but you're afraid of both lol, nobody is scared of homos unless they're unsure about their sexuality

>GP prescribed me propanolol for anxiety today

Any of you have any experience? I know it's not as effective as benzos

is gyming it everyday to get buff a good answer to the question: please explain any gaps in your employment history

>>71468975
mindless consumerism

>>71468929
>first step in the decline of the West and death of monogamy
>infanticide
>murder
>paedophilia
>killing the meritocracy to spite men
>surrenders your nation to attackers
>oppression and death of the Christian West
All seem pretty important to me.

*opens the door to /brit/ and is met with a deafening cacophony of squeals and shrieks*
QUIET IN THERE YOU FUCKING RUNTS
*chucks in a bag of oats and the denizens of /brit/ converge on it in a mass*
*the din quickly resumes as the runts consume grain and each other in the frenzy*
*wipes the sweat from my brow*
foul creatures...

>>71468975
Why not ribena?

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moderators are a social contructs

How long did it take the FA to investigate historical abuse in football and now they're worried about a goalkeeper eating a pie

country has gone to the dogs

>>71469043
rorkiest rorke

>>71468994
literally never happened to me in my 9 years of chonning

>>71469010
gf has experience, not me.
It calms the physical aspects of anxiety, but not the mental.
Also gives you a lot of fucking dreams.

>>71469010
its better than benzos in a way, you don't get addicted and experience horrible withdrawals. the only downside i found was the low blood pressure, but if you smoke and eat fast food then it might actually help.

>>71469008
>You're scared of
Can you even read through those shanty little gay gook eyes of yours? Quote me where I said "scared". Absolute fucking bumder.

>>71469073
Rorkes support the death penalty

>>71469071
seen all the lefty mongs on normiebook shitting themselves about that pie because >muh the s*n, never4getthe96, tweeted about it!!

>>71469101
You feel threatened by gays for some reason

It's not normal to feel so threatened and invested in other adults sex lives

going to make a omelette
cheese or no cheese?

>>71469087
Damn, figured that might be it. He actually offered a choice between it and diazepam but he said it'd probably be better suited 'cause I'd be using it while I have to function/recall stuff.
>>71469100
Did you find it helping with actual anxiety then or just the jitteryness?

>>71469127
True

Ah yes

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39045923

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>tfw got a gay little willy
anyone else with this problem???

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What are their expressions trying to convey?

>>71469215
No mines big but ugly

if leftists and global elite are so smart why didn't they invent an unfalsifiable political strategy that can't be parodied or refuted due to the dunning kruger effect

Your opinion on yank trips?

>>71469218
homosexuality

>>71469188
Quote where I expressed fear. I'll wait. You fucking fudge packing slope cunt.

>>71469218
Watching that makes me sick to my stomach, am I a nazi?

>>71469197
diazepam is fucking glorious but it's addictive, fucks your memory up, and you have to keep taking increasingly higher doses to get the same effects.

Benzos are a powerful double edged sword and personally I'd steer well clear of them for everyday use. I'm very surprised your doctor offered diazepam instead of SSRIs as an alternative for anxiety.

>>71469212
>and from Manchester,

What is wrong with Northerners?

>>71469215
got a kiddies one meself

why does this bender poof keep posting these same webms in every thread
going on for days now

>>71469252
Don't mind ones to touristy spots but I'd like to try one where me and the lads just go driving.

>>71469282
manchester is way down south what're you on about

fucking southerns

>>71469215
I've got a gay little willy.. in my freezer

>>71469270
No you are just insecure of your own sexuality.

>>71469247
you have no real idea what you are talking about do you now. forget the difficult stuff and stick with what you know.

>>71469270
You're just human.

>>71469252
Heard Florida is nice for poor people like me

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hmmm

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business idea: revert the borders of eastern europe to as they were at the conclusion of the Soviet-Polish war in 1921, creating a two-nation buffer zone along with Romania to to guard the eastern approaches of Europe against aggressove Russian incursions

>>71469264
Imagine being this triggered about the sanctimony of marriage when no woman even wants to marry you

Benders are benders, you can't change their nature. Would you be happier with civil unions?

>>71469342
what i described was the situation of trump/brexit.
it's followers are too stupid to be reasoned with or ridiculed

This account's Tweets are protected.

Only confirmed followers have access to @BeataLilith's Tweets and complete profile. Click the "Follow" button to send a follow request.

>>71469270
if you don't like it you probably support donald trump since he gays, might as well hang you're self because you're close to a nazi

the mini shrimps in my noodles have the poo still in them

gross

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>>71469305

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doing a think

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>>71469324
take him out

Stolen united goalie has resigned over eating a pie haha

>>71469400
Nah I'd rather just hang benders like you thanks x

>>71469429
>stolen

dumb phone poster

>>71469277
Had a very, very bad experience with SSRIs once so he understands I'm reluctant to go on SSRIs, SNRIs, tricyclics or any other long-lasting psychiatric meds.

I'm a med student so I think he'd trust me to be responsible with them, but one of the other reasons I went for propanolol instead was that I'm drinking reasonably heavily most days (haven't mentioned that to him).

>>71469435
you'd have to go out of your bedroom to do that lmao you spotty virge

whats your favourite type of tea lads? assam here

>>71469429
typical rorke . fuck im

dont see the problem with gay people

Have never pissed in the piss trough
All cubicles, all the time and I WILL bang on the door if someone is taking too long

>>71469379
Imagine backpedalling this hard when you get called out.

I'd be happier if you all hanged.

>>71469493
what's the problem small willy?

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Paxman with his new gf

r8

>>71469488
Piping hot cup of Lipton black tea, can't go wrong with some classic British flavours.

earl grey 2bh

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wtf I love Ireland now

>>71469488
Ceylon or Earl Grey 2bh

could bang any of you cunts out

>>71469383
again, forget the difficult stuff lad. using words like leftist and global elite puts you squarely in the silly boy camp, consider this - you may be the dumb one and if you are, how would? You mentioned the DK effect whilst posting an example of it, your opinion. 0/10

>>71469397
Aisha still private as well, seething

>>71469549
Sounds a bit gay 2bh

Nowt wrong with phoneposting

redbush

any girls wanna chat?

>>71469429

Why do they even have him on res, he's a fat cunt

What's this new WhatsApp status thing lads? Is it like Snapchat stories?

So I congratulated the dead who are already dead more than the living who are still living. But better off than both of them is the one who has never existed, who has never seen the evil activity that is done under the sun.

>>71469518
Umm mate I'll have you know my willy is above-average size at least

>>71469518
>tfw got a big 6 inch softy but still get piss shy

>>71469607
Yea la

>>71469558
you're too dumb to understand what I said

how was my use of leftist/global elite wrong

>>71469574
dumb phoneposter

snapchat is going to flop so hard

>>71469455
Alright. I will tell you that my gf used to have almost daily panic attacks (briefly stopped by propanolol until it stopped working) until she started SSRIs (sertraline). It's been a big change for her.

Therapy is also extremely helpful, probably even more helpful than the drugs.

Don't go for benzos unless it's a complete and utter last resort. They're very effective but very nasty drugs.

how to open anus to receive a fucking

>>71469690
Just bee yourself.

>>71469690
poppers lad

>>71469687
>women
>anxiety
lol

>>71469197
i was prescribed them along with fluoxetine and had monthly therapy sessions, all 3 combined completely got rid of my anxiety and resulting depression for a few years and even turned me into a successful normie during that period.

my name jeff hahaha

>>71469574
On Clover the noo

>taking cold last night pizza to work for lunch tomorrow

Y/n?

>>71468765
yeh think you're right tbf

Think it would have been jokes to make that happen sometimes though, and if like one of those Pharisees tried to chuck a drink on him and he just made it repel away from him

Also was thinking about when he made loads of fish and wine for everyone that time. Obviously the fish is good for you but the wine is a bit questionable, surely for the kids in the audience the water would be better. or like capri sun or something

And for the fish reckon he had to like kill and transport loads to the desert in that second or was he nicking someone elses pre-caught ones? Or was he creating them from nothing.

Lots of questions to ask him if i ever met him

>>71469735
why wouldn't you? cold pizza is great

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>>71469709
ummmm yes?

cold pizza is the most overrated food in the world

>>71469735
Yes but don't let people know, bit povvo.

>>71469735
Yeah, bet some people will look down their nose at you though

>>71469773
dont like it cold at all.

lukewarm pizza is good though

>>71469756
>Me gusta
reddit

>>71469756
Gas the women gender war now

>>71469773
fortunately no one cares about your opinion :)

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>>71469756
need a depression gf to "fix"

Cold pizza is good if it's good pizza to start with.

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might order paki pizza lads

>>71469739
He just made those fish out of the ones that were there. Like cloning but instantly and perfect. And you don't drink water at a party fuck sake lad. Just cuz He's God doesn't mean he doesn't love a good swall with the lads.

>>71469773
cold frozen oven pizza that was frozen is bad

cold pizza that was made fresh is good

>>71469756
Most of that stuff she's suffering from is just my normal state.

>>71469828
that cake looks fucking lush
let us know how yours looks

>>71469775
>>71469777
>>71469750
that post was a trap, and you are pathetic. kys

>>71469777
Taller people?

>>71469828
The only good food pakis do is kebabs

>>71469520
IT'S NOT FAIR

WHY DOES *HE* GET A GF

ireland is literally britain but just with different road markings

>>71469819
Had one for a while and they're insufferable

Most men will at least try to mask their bullshit and appear normal, a woman gets a bit sad and suddenly that's all they can ever talk about. Not clearly though, that'd be too easy, it's always vague terms like they're always giving a monologue while looking wistfully out a rainy window in some pompous black and white film

>>71468787
newborn cows are about 87lbs

doubt you could lug one of those around for a whole day

>>71469828
>giving money to pakis
>eating shit-tier halal food
have some self-respect

>>71469687
>>71469712
Cheers for the info lads. Tried therapy before for a few weeks but didn't experience much benefit (it was one of these hands-off talk as much as you can for half an hour sessions), but I might give it another shot. Being on sertraline was one of the most horrible experiences in my life 2bh. I'll go for the propanolol and investigate other therapy or mindfullness or something.

>>71469850
i've had it before and it looks the same bar the strawberry on top

>>71469756
Been in worse mental state that that for nearly a decade now and nobody's none the wiser. She's talking some shite.

can you get bacon on pizza from paki shops?

>>71469071
>>71469071
its not because he ate pie, its because he knew a certain company had a bet out on him eating pie before the game

it breaks FA gambling practices for players

jubilee > picadilly > victoria > central > metropolitan > h&c > circle > district > bakerloo

>>71469940
yeah definitely mate

>>71469896
How long did you stick with the sertraline? It's fucking horrible for the first fortnight but then quickly lessens up.

>>71469830
true but i didnt think it was a proper party. thought it was him doing a speech.

glad he didnt have to kill more fish but sort of questioning why he didnt vary the menu a bit. He could have whipped up some confit duck or cucumber sandwiches with some pimms or something. Id defo give him some feedback in a tripadvisor review from that one

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>the autist who complains about 'giving money to pakis' every time someone says they're getting a takeaway

PRIME TIME OF YOUR LIFE

NOW

LIVE IT

>>71469945
northern line > all

>>71469973
rasheed

>>71469844
this

>can't read or do maths
>no social life
>spends too much time in bed
r u fuckin kidin me

>>71469973
>gif
fuck off

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need to inject a bit of Class into the thread,
Favourite:
>Composer
>Artist
>Writer
>Journal
>Spirit or wine

>>71469957
do you value the heart or the brain more?

>>71469488
Darjeeling

don't have a small willy, still always use the cubicle

>>71469071
broken brexit banker britain innit mate

A girl voluntarily spoke to me today. I was just grabbing my coat off a chair and she started a conversation and started asking me questions about my life and shit. VERY strange and awkward 5 minutes of me just standing there holding my coat and trying to hold up my end of the conversation. Hope it never happens again.

>>71470048
scary stuff
should have called the police

>>71469756
wonder how do people find the courage to say stuff like this in public

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>need to inject a bit of Class into the thread,
>Favourite:
>>Composer
>>Artist
>>Writer
>>Journal
>>Spirit or wine

>>71469969
Who said it was all one type of fish or bread though lad?

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san francisco and oakland

>>71469973
he's probably a virgin who never goes out of his bedroom, never had a kebab on the way home from a night out with the lads

i would like to apologize for all of my bad posts

>>71469940
kinda, its normally dog or cat meat (occasionally human if there's any scraps left after their annual offering to Allah) but depending on the cut it can look and taste just like bacon.

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>>71469358
hello french brother

I really dont like jezza c though. would not vote for him in any context

>>71469828
don't give money to pakis, they'll only spend it on bombs and people trafficking

>>71470035
>having a favourite composer or artist or writer or journal

lmao get over yourself you soft shite

>>71470121
>apologize
fuck off yank

The UK sucks.

>>71469966
Went on to it from Citalopram (which hadn't really made any difference other than it took me an hour to have a wank) and alternated between extreme anxiety and worse mood for two weeks until I ended up trying to kill myself. I'd have chalked it down to coming off the citalopram or not drug related except for it having already been two weeks and it being pretty out of character - plus the FDA black box warning.

>>71470107
I learned from Watch Dogs 2 that Oakland is a bit of a shit hole

>>71469973
>literally funding child rape gangs and mocking those who call you out on it
Fucking state of you.

quite literally not allowed to do any physical activity otherwise my heart will explode

>>71470161
i would also like to apologize for not fucking off

worried your food isn't halal? eventually it will be https://medium.com/incerto/the-most-intolerant-wins-the-dictatorship-of-the-small-minority-3f1f83ce4e15#.pmy7sykpm

>>71470164
So does your mum

>>71470172
haha good lad

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>>71470157
>lmao get over yourself you soft shite

https://twitter.com/sara_davidson/status/831807821058568192
>us

>>71470035
Composer: Beatles I suppose
Artist: That bloke what did the Moana Lisa
Writer: Piers Morgan
Journal: Don't got one
Spirit or wine: Good pint of Fosters

>>71470093
i had a lecturer who used that book to support some stuff he was peddling in a lecture.

he balked a bit when i challenged it saying its not particularly well sourced and is subject to a lot of debate within the related academic circles - all of which he can investigate himself easily.

>>71470174
i lived there for a bit and it sort of is

like a sunnier croydon

>>71470035
>composer
mozart, chopin, beethoven
>artist
picasso, rembrandt, van gogh
>writer
tolkien, philip k dick, the guy who made 1984
>journal
dont read that sionist shite
>spirit or wine
CIROC

>>71470102
fuck, good point

what do you reckon he whipped out?

i reckon some poppy seed baps and sourdough as well as the classic white sliced hovis

reckon it was pure fish or mix of stuff? so obviously he had some smoked salmon but reckon he had a bit of creme cheese in the mix?

what about tuna mayo and maybe some scandi style pickled herring?

>>71470195
>apologize
fuck off yank

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>>71470048
This happened to me on a bus a few months ago with a cute girl. I accidentally kicked her bag when I was getting on and said sorry and sat behind her and from then on she wouldn't stop talking to me.

Just been invited to ANOTHER stag

Hate being a normie desu

redpill me on boss hog

>>71470284
He's a fat cunt

done a lose of the phone

>>71470035
>composer
preditah
>artist
wiley
>writer
wretch 32
>journal
novelist
>spirit or wine
hennesey

maths assignment due in next month and i haven't touched any study material since december. i'm fucked lads i can't understand any of this.

off to do a big poo. someone post chebs for my return

Yo... Uh... Yeah... Nigga

I'm the biggest baddest nigga in the whole damn world,
Nigga looking so fresh with my jheri curls,
Fucking so many sluts, stabbin up they guts,
While you waste men in Tescos sellin cold cuts

Have fencing and horseriding as my interests on my cv but have done neither

>>71470035
>>Composer
don't know
>>Artist
Ishikei
>>Writer
don't know
>>Journal
don't know
>>Spirit or wine
anything

>>71470238
Brainlet

just filling in my chatham house membership and they only list Male and Female under gender

so triggered I can't even

>>71470407
hahaha fuck off pretentious mong

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>>71470329

wouldn't have deliberately not eating a pie have also been a violation of betting regulations?
also it was a pasty, not a pie

Do any of you have interesting hobbies that you could proudly mention on CVs or when a girl asks you what you do outside of work/school?

I don't.

Is there anything worse than when it rains and becomes sunny straight after and everything is bright as shit and annoying

>>71470301
whats your number mate i'll call it

>>71470035
>Composer
Holst
>Artist
Goya
>Writer
Orwell (although not much of a fan of 1984)
>Journal
Guardian
>Spirit or wine
Buckfast

>>71470460
I watch anime and read manga.

>>71470460
i collect fountain pens. rate my autism.

favourite anime?

>>71470471
0800 00 1066

>>71470460
Going to start keeping bees soon
Reckon it'd sound a little autistic on a date

>>71470460
cooking
various sports/outdoor activities
studying history - which is a nerdy pursuit but im tall, moderately attractive and look after myself so girls like it.

got other even nerdier pursuits that i dont reveal until the appropriate time

>>71470460
dont reveal them because theyre eitheir completely stupid or bent

>>71470035
Mozart
Damien Hirst
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Foreign Trade Review
Drambuie

>>71470460
I punch benders

>>71470544
thats a really interesting thing 2bh i think it would go down well

>>71470544
You're right, that just screams "nonce" to me.

went for dominos instead of paki pizza in the end
don't really want to give money to yank corporations either but here we are

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>>71470460
Whenever I'm back home I spend virtually every evening drinking Carlsberg Export and playing pool in the local against opponents with a mean age of 60

>>71470460
powerlifting

lads at work bet i couldn't eat a pie and i got fired

Depression is a spiritual ailment.

>>71470254
>>71470048
fuck off handsome twats

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mummy and daddy haven't come yet lads

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>>71470035
>Philip Glass
>Joseph M. W. Turner
>Yukio Mishima
>The English Historical Review
>Hayman’s Royal Dock Gin

literqly cant write this esay bouta GIVE Up on this life™

>>71470673
peeping tom

>>71470673
your mum's with me

>>71470674
>Philip Glass
screaming

New:

>>71470693
>>71470693
>>71470693
>>71470693

>>71470622
*slaps hands on table and sighs deeply*
here we are, here we are

am literally autistic lads

>>71470673
tickle the balls and the fanny lad

>>71470674
hello there reddit

I hate talking to people
I always say the wrong words

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>>71470035
Composer: Tchaikovsky

Artist: Da Vinci because he was a great artist alongside his many other pursuits

Writer: Dostoevsky

Journal: The Spectator

Drink: Don't really have any preferences

My dog is such an ugly runt haha

>>71470709
I'm litearlly Louis Theroux, can I interview you?

Bloody HMRC bastards at customs just slapped a £130 import duty my bloody £160 cigar order I made from the US.

I used an online duty calculator, and for the value of goods I ordered I should have only paid £86 for the import duty, but then these cunts deemed that I have to pay VAT on it even though they're for personal consumption.

Fucking cunts. Seriously considering going unabomber on these twats and sending them a shoebox bomb.

>>71470093

written by a jew

>>71470048
this has happened to me a couple times before but i had never thought of it in these terms before. very shocking that i might be a failed normie instead of just a retarded idiot

>>71470777
Why were you willing to pay £86 import duty for cigars anyway? Couldn't get the same cigars here?

>>71470822

I ordered a 10X5 pack of Italian cigars that were'nt available anywhere on UK sites and couldn't be shipped to the UK from EU countries because of EU laws.

Got some others to try them out and a pack of free samplers with the deal

Brexit couldnt happen soon enough.

>catching up on ribena's blog
>he's taking out credit cards

would bet decent money he ends up crippled by debt and it will be a major contributory factor in his suicide