Australia finally makes it into CIVILIZATION

>>71462476
I unironically kinda like this.

Sweden when though.

>>71462476
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is civ 6 worth buying at all yet

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>>71462513
Never again, too white

Or lead by pic related' daughter

>>71462476
Time to play as ancient Australia and spread Emuism to Babylonia.

>>71462476
>not Steve Irwin
They fucked up

>>71462640
This.

>>71462560
Nope, wait for the first xpac.

>>71462476
I think its pretty neat
I'm kinda proud of my country, so stuff like this is always really nice

I know its kinda dumb, and we've got a reputation for shitposting and stuff, but being proud of your country nowadays is usually frowned upon i guess with all the current media and stuff going around. I guess its dumb feeling this way, but i cant help but be warmed by stupid stuff like this,im glad Australia's getting some recognition and stuff. Im sure nobody will really read this, and thats ok, heaps of australians are immigrants and stuff too, so if i wasn't Australian, I'd be kinda a mutt or something. Idunno, i guess at the end of the day, (which it's 3 am here) it just feel really touched somehow about this.
even with all the shitposting and whatever
eh, even though nobody will read this, it sure felt good to type, which i guess is kinda Australian in itself.

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>>71463206
did it take you 15 minutes to type that or were you waiting for a (you) to respond to and gave up?

>>71462640
Or Crocodile Dundee.

>>71463206
Hey man, I read it.

>>71463270
nah, i'm kinda tired, and i did a bit of reading i guess, so i guess it did take me 15 minutes
>>71463295
Thanks leaf

>>71462476
I just want another leader for France

>>71462476
Is their ability Shitposting?

>>71463206
It's not dumb though, it's normal

when will canada get their turn

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>>71462476
>the digger

It's no Redcoat that's for sure.

>>71464092
>play as Canada
>the enemy kills you
>you win
OP as fuck

>>71464741
poland is on fire tonight

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>>71462476
So England/Britain basically gets another Civ. Pretty cool tbqh.

Triggered

Australia literally has LESS culture than Canada, what the fuck, even their natives suck more.

Canada could have a coureur des bois or mountie unique unit, fur trading outposts and shiet could be a tile improvement. bonuses dealing with barbarians or something.

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Switzerland when?

>>71462476
>coastal civs

almost as useless as post-BNW Japan in civ5

>>71462476
I can hear them reaching from here.

Australia has no culture or history, they shouldn't be here.

>>71465390
>"Neutral" Mountain Jews never getting a spot

What is their great work of art? Mad Max?

>>71467838
Bad Boy Bubby, anon.

civ4-style barbarian animals (obviously to include emu, now) when?

>Australia's leader is a white person
>Not Abo Highkang Uwabukchullawayeha

I'm pretty sure I posted in this thread. Where has my post gone?

>>71468333
There was another similar thread which was deleted about an hour ago.

pls add ireland

>>71467838
That's actually a great film

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>>71463206
good post

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>John (((Curtin)))

>>71468796
>civilisation

>>71469754
Spreading the word of God when the English were swinging from trees tbqh

>>71462476
This is ridiculous, so many countries and they choose the worst one to be a "civilization". Where are the mongols, the hebrews, the phoenicians, the persians, fireaxis is becoming a joke I fucking hate Australians.

>>71472872
Hint: It's because Australia makes a sizeable market for the game. Same reason Brazil and Poland are in.

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>>71463206
>i guess at the end of the day, (which it's 3 am here)

>>71462476
nice

>>71462476
we iz relevant now

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>>71462476
>2017
Still no Finland.
In to the trash.

>>71465143
how
it'd be pretty funny to go to war with each other though kek

>>71465366
i don't think most people know Canada even has natives
abos on the other hand

>>71469754
very good post

>>71473529
they were part of Sweden in V

>>71462476
can't wait to build my Emu war unit

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>>71473722
THATS NOT FINLAND

>Townsville
>Australian town """""""""""""""""""""""""names"""""""""""""""""""""""""

>>71473946
It's named for a bloke named Towns

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>>71473529
>>71473905
>mfw I may never hear the words "... leads Finland in Sid Meier's Civilization VI"

>>71473722
The Hakkapeliitta was shit in that game though, for real.
>Transfers movement to a Great General
>Doesn't actually have any bonuses on its own
>REPLACES THE LANCER

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>>71462476
>Australian leader's ability is Citadel of Civilisation

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>>71474368
>Australians
>Citadel of anything but shitposting

>>71474167
>hello my name is Towns
>where did you get that name
>it's where my grandfather was born

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congrats Australia

>Australia makes it before all those other significant, historical civilizations

HAHAHA TOP BANTZ

>>71465366
we got cucked

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Can't wait for the Inuit and Haudenosaunee to cuck Canada further.

>>71467838
>mfw New Zealand makes it next with Braindead or Temple of Low Men

the Oceanians are shitposting IRL now

>>71474603
When citizens of Phoenicia are paying Firaxis' developers then they can get in first

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>>71474813
>Civ is just another cashgrab now

>>71474813
just goes to show that the free market can never create great works of art without the support by an elite aristocracy worth its name :^)

>>71474737
We're too irrelevant for that 2bh, we'll just be bundled in with Polynesia because lolMaoris

>>71474865
It was just as much influenced by things like the Australian civ mod in V, after (and tbf before that) whenever there were polls made asking who should be added next Australia was always near or at the top.
>>71474905
Reckon NZ town names should be included with ours 2bh, give you a taste of what it's like to be an international cultural powerhouse

>>71474905
>The Maori name for the entirety of NZ was the name of a CITY in Civ V

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¿Dónde está CASTILLA el hegemón UNIVERSAL desde 1230 hasta 1647?

fuck this disney cartoon shit

>>71476381
Agreed.

>>71472921
That's also the same reason we keep getting invited back to Eurovision. I don't get the logic, do they think we'd stop playing if we weren't added

Vatican when
>special ability: Vatican II, construct it in your capital to lose the game

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>>71476621
It's just pandering. The same logic that made Lucas think he had to put actual Jedi kids in the prequels to get kids interested in Star Wars.

>>71472921
hey hey hey
that's just plain rude, we're old and we used to be pretty relevant

>>71463206
Makes sense. I feel happy for you.

>>71462476
God the butthurt in the youtube comments is fantastic.

>WAHHHHHHH WHEN ARE YOU GONNA ADD A REAL CIV LIKE PERSIA
>A-AUSTRALIA HAS NO CULTURE OR HISTORY I WANNA PLAY AS COCKROACHES WAHHHHH

>>71476659
DELET THIS

We better fucking get a civ too if those dingo fuckers get one

>>71477692
Americans are already a civ

>>71477323
> Poland was OP in Civ 5
> Poland is at least twice as OP in Civ 6

Do the devs not know how to balance a game?

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>>71477741
>Implying Australia doesn't have less justification to be a civ than Canada

You weren't even a country until 1901

>>71462476
>bonus housing for being on the coast
Holy fucking shit this UA is almost as useless as Australia.

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>tfw will be forever lumped in with celts
>be led by Vercingetorix who's only famous for losing to Caesar
>or by Boudicca who's only famous for killing unarmed civilians and then getting her entire army killed despite having an overwhelming numbers advantage

VOTE

http://www.strawpoll.me/12390432

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>>71464118

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>Australia has the oldest culture in the world
Surprised it didn't happen sooner...

>>71476659
I don't get this joke.

Australia is what America would have been if it didn't revolt.

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>>71463405
>Still no Richelieu
they re pushing their luck at this point

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>>71462777
>>71463206
we're one of the big boys now

>>71478715
austrlia is a fair bit younger, who knows where they'll be in a few hundred years

>>71478860
we're going to rule Antarctica

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>Turn based cartoony inaccuracies: the game

How about you play a real grand Strategy game

>>71477903
Lmao your only cultural uniqueness is a leaf and a redcoat with a hat. Canada has NO culture. Meanwhile Australia has literally the oldest culture in the world. the music in the background? Unique Australian instrument, does Canada have one? No. The background painting? Unique landscape with an iconic Australian styled house. Canada literally looks no different to any other snowy country. Australia is known around as a tough but fair country with values like mateship and a fair go not to mention movies and stereotypes that Canada doesn't even compare to. Face it leaf...

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>>71478982
>real grand Strategy game

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>>71479124
>really real grand Strategy game

>>71478715
australia is hot canada
theyre just further away so they can suck our dick less (but still a lot)

>>71479283
fuck off mate, you homos are getting raped by a bunch of mexicans

>>71479319
yeah and youre being raped by chinks (just like cold canada)
also your gay little fish are all dying

>>71477923
Who would you prefer?
Cu Chulainn?
Caradog?
Arthur, king of the Britons?

All celts are put together

>>71479622
Brian Boru or Niall of the Nine Hostages. Eamon De Valera would make a nice modern ruler. Queen Maebdh and Granuaille are fine too if they want that gender quota.

>>71479283
The US is an Anglo country if everything went wrong

>>71463206
good post, there's nothing bad in feeling pride in the country you are a part of

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>>71469654

>>71479831
australia is (_to this day_) still englands sub
pathetic meth heads
trance music blows

>>71479972
Then why do your women CRAVE big Australian cock?

>>71480809
>muh dick

>>71462476
Actually quite embarrassing tbph

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>Canada is STILL not a civilisation
>Australia is

>israel with Golda as the leader will never happen

JUST

>>71478313
> Poland in the lead

U wot?

>>71462476
Why not have the harbour bridge and opera house behind him?
Uluru seems weird being a natural landmark and not a cultural one

>Australia
>Civilized

What did they mean by this?

>>71483109
why would we even be in it? would we go to war with the moose, or have a segment where we argue with the french?

>>71483109
Mmm this Overwatch game looks pretty cool, lots of characters from around the globe with 2 (TWO) Australian heroes but what's this? ZERO Canadians? Mmm weird. BF1 seems awesome, Canada has a well respected history in WWI! Oh... they're not in that game either... mmm what about Forza! The new Forza is set entirely in Australia! Doesn't Canada have a Forza gam- Oh... they don't? What about their own cars? No? Oh that's alright I suppose... Surely a game about countries and civilisation, the peaceful and diplomatic Canada will have it's own civ... Seriously? Wow okay. I mean I was hoping this year was your year Canada, we've already been in quite a few games in the past like War Thunder, TF2, MoH but I guess youse just aren't unique enough...

>>71483109
THIS
H
I
S

CANNOT
be FABRICATED!!!

lmaooooooOOOOOoooo

>>71463206
>but being proud of your country nowadays is usually frowned upon
Not here it isn't wtf

>heaps of australians are immigrants
You have to go back

>>71473529
You can at least play pretend with Attila and the Mongols

>>71462476
Might as well make meme countries like Canada and Belgium civilizations

>>71462476
hahaha
nice bantz lads
this makes me cringe yet makes me happy at the same time

what is this feeling

>>71472872
also this, especially because you can make more unique civs out of them, there is plenty to draw from. Even just from a varied game play perspective. Why use what are essentially rebellious desert brits.

>>71462476
LMAO WHAT

WE RELEVANT NOW

ARE OUR (shitty) INTERNET POWERS SO GREAT WE GET THIS??

LMAO EAT SHIT CUNTS

>unique unit
>not emus

>>71473582
I didn't know Australia had aboriginals until /int/, and I didn't know their were black as night until /pol/.

>>71487062
>Putting us on the same level as fucking BELGIUM


I'm very insulted right now

>>71479283
Australia sucks your dick more, though. We at least have the balls to say no when you try to drag us into losing wars. They just jump right off that bridge after you.

>>71463206
>eh, even though nobody will read this
he says as his post takes up half the screen

>>71473529
even if finnics were relatively numerous back in the day there wasnt any sort of unity or solidarity between the tribes. It was like thousands of microrealms being passive aggressive towards each others. cant make a singular civ entity out of that bunch because it just wouldnt be historically accurate.

Is this game even good? The fact that it's not a world map tingles me autism

>Curtin

>>71473946
>memesland

Is it because of the equity of the continent that Australia is added?

If Australia was Asia, Australia would never have been added

>>71477323
>we're old and we used to be pretty relevant
So is Portugal but for some reason we only get it's retarted baby and not them.

>>71467838
Picnic at Hanging Rock

Aboriginals also made good art too.

>>71488177
>Picnic at Hanging Rock
scared the shit out of me as a kid

I feel like it won't be that great if I go back to it now though

This is bullshit. Their natives literally contributed nothing, meanwhile our own had advanced methods of agriculture and sailing. This is just blatant pandering to Australia without any substance.

>>71488446
calm down zhang, you'll get added soon enough.
foreign cucks can't resist the BOC (Big Oceanian Cock).

>>71479283
>australia is hot canada
daddy, yes

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>>71488446

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>>71488446

>>71488658
>>71489017
>>71489029
Typical responses from uncivilised Australians

>New Scenario: Emu War 2

when

>>71462476
JUST

>>71479622
Brenus, with a Vae Victis Unic Hability

>>71489129
>French
>Can't spell his own word correctly

>>71486838
Muh traditional custodians of the land.

>>71489068

>>71489173
"french"

>that feel when the Canadians and Mexicans will always be represented by Amerindians in these games

STOP BULLYING NORTH AMERICA

>>71486961
It's true though, immigrants are a massive part of the population.

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>>71462476
absolutely epic

I suspect Canada, New Zealand, Belgium, and Ukraine civs on the way?

>>71478598
the joke is that Vatican II caused the death of the Catholic Church, so if you're playing the Holy See and build Vatican II you would kill yourself and therefore lose the game

Civilization is for 12 year olds with too much time on their hands.
Seriously though, what adult has time to spend 12 hours on a single CIV match?

>>71489664
please see your local GP for a diagnosis

>>71479054
Oh come on. Compared to almost every other country in the world Aussie culture is boring as fuck. I never noticed it until I went to a different country but it's true. Not that Canada isn't boring as well mind you.

>>71486930
Wasn't Lucio originally going to be Canadian? It'd explain why he's into hockey.

>>71486891
Better off than Burgerland desu.

>>71489664
I used to do Civ matches against """"friends"""". If you skip the animations, limit the time per turn and use a smaller map you can speed things up quite a bit. Then we went on all night.

But I know what you mean. I barely have time to play any video game anymore. I have to restrict myself to like 1 game of SC2 per day.