What's the scariest animal in your cunt? pic related

the scariest animal in your country is the cottonmouth
fuck sneks seriously

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bydło

The nigger.

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The whitest nigger of the animal kingdom. Thank fuck they are generally limited to Svalbard.

On the mainland? Dunno, adders are rather uncomfortable to encounter.

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>this yellow wasp is much more dangerous than a brown bear or a venomous snake

>>71460312
Moose, fuck those things. I'd take grizzlies and wolves over moose any day.

>>71461295
I hate these. They sometime try to make a nest near my summer house so I burn them down.
They are really loud when flying around like helicopter

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we've exterminated almost every slightly scary large creature, so we're left with this honor being held by ticks.

>>71460370
i saw a big black snake like less than 1 meter from me on a tree.

could have killed me

it was poisonous lol

(when I was in America)

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i'm a bit afraid of caterpillars

I don't fear them I just don't fancy them either, i guess it is expected from a biologist

>>71461703
i guess this applies to poland too if you exclude some super rare cases of animals like wolves and bears
fuck ticks

>>71461295
nuking you was a wise decision

>>71461933
with the size of that thing, i wouldn't be surprised the nukes were the cause of it existing.

>>71462049
>plot twist
how about more nuking, i dont feel safe

>>71461933
thanks

Gypsy. Especially in numbers.

>>71462226
I would the fatty on the left

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Africans

>>71461747

Were you visiting Detroit????

>>71462550
that's god-tier genetics, I see. No wonder their ancetors cucked our out of Africa.

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>>71460312
the capybara can tear you apart

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>>71463578
considering how cute that picture is I believe it

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The living roadblock.

muslims

>>71460312

A lot. Spiders, sneks, scorpions, anacondas, brazilians,

Moose, literally most deadly animal

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>>71464386
c-cute

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>>71460312

>What's the scariest animal in your cunt?


pic related

>>71461747
we have tiny snakes in the yard, black souther racer

but the deadliest are gators, they kill people with brute strength

>>71464484
this tbqh
the moose menace must be stopped

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>>71460312

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>>71460370
They aren't even deadly, just venomous. The only ones you really need to worry about getting bitten by over here are rattlesnakes and coral snakes. Rattlesnakes are nice enough to let you know they're there, and coral snakes are generally very chill.

>>71460312
Colombians

jararaca snake

agressive af, not often lethal but it WILL attack if it sees you

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>>71466358

>>71465069
Hence why cottonmouth is your scariest snek.
>Hurr-durr I'm a faggot snek and I'm pretending to be dead leaves. Heh.

>>71460312
>scariest

1. Mosquito, the flying sperm of satan.
2. Moose, from 300 kilos to one metric ton of despair, destruction and death on the road.
....

3. Nigger, because you really can't use any reason with them either. Blacks are ok though, but not niggers.

Everything else basically leaves just a splat on your glasses up here.

Moose in combination with slippery roads.
They're just the right height to smash through the windshield.

Chink

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>>71460370
please, I get up close to cottonmouths all the time and they do not mind as long as you don't act like a retard. pic related is one I took a picture of

>>71464612
only if you go in the water with them. they generally will leave you alone if you stay out of the territory

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If we're talking about something that may actually hunt you for food. Pumas aren't that aggressive.

>>71461747
if it was in a tree, it was probably just a black rat snake which aren't venemous

>>71467397
>>71466605
t. Faggot snek