#JustBritishThings edition
ONE CANDLE AJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
why do basic bitches love vodka so much
>using paki or asian
silly kids
just say "desi" instead, pakis and indians will respect you more
reminder there's literally nothing wrong with not wanting to get a job and spend the best half your waking life doing something you hate
it's insane how some people have simply been conditioned to think it's normal
Don't know how to study
going to fail uni
Are there many slightly obscure but active forums left on the internet anymore where I can attention whore effectively?
Una......
>work tomorrow
>rent due tomorrow
>dog shit on my RM Williams
hate this shit wish I was in year 11 playing mount and blade all day again
thoughts?
>>71459526
salu2
>>71459525
what course?
>>71459497
they only hate benefits because they're selfish and would rather get to keep their money for their own selfish needs
>>71459526
bodybuilding.com
sherdog
ign forums
>>71459548
>RM Williams
autism
>>71459572
gender studies
>>71459526
Facepunch
>>71459572
Finance
>>71459548
Robbie's middle name is Peter
>>71459548
What do you do for work?
cuatro vela
>>71459575
they're dead right too
the working class need to be purged
most dont even work anymore, its basically just failures
>>71459564
this is rape
FUCKING UNFAIR GUBERMANS!
I DON'T WANT TO WORK I JUST WANT TO WATCH ANIME
LENIN WOULDN'T ALLOW THIS UNFAIR TREATMENT
GIVE ME MY NEETBUX
REEEEEEEEE
>do absolutely fuck all bare minimum in university
>will still get a 2:1
>in a good uni
hm.
>>71459526
ATS
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39039146
heterophobia is a good and natural thing
>>71459640
call centre
>71459663
Love it when triggered Rorkes spam a thread fighting a boogeyman they themselves created
>>71459660
X Quedarte Dormido Salame Te La Davas De Polenta Mira Como Terminaste JaJaJa
>>71459669
>not getting a 1:1
Day 240 of being a NEET
AMA
>>71459472
>implying
far east asians are orientals
>>71459686
Inbound?
>Do absolutely fuck all in uni
>Do absolutely fuck all after uni
>Still complain about unfair treatment
>>71459692
sorry mate dont speak mexican
Never held a single job in all 27 years of my life
AMA 4Chan!
>>71459710
outbound surveys
hopefully leaving soon
>>71459721
why is your life so shit?
>>71459692
Come to the Falklands and say that to my face you dirty spic.
got a trappy-chan gf lads shes really cute
>>71459669
arts doesn't count
>>71459749
Good question. Mummy and Daddy make enough to support me comfortably
I guarantee I live better than most people ITT
>>71459703
just checked. 274 for me
>>71459721
how do you have access to the internet?
how many gfs have you had?
>>71459717
next time don't fall asleep while binge drinking with horny friends
>>71459721
do you have a job?
never once been a neet
dont ask me anything though im fucking busy
might replay witcher 3
poo a'brewin tbqh ngl la
>>71459794
alri wagecuck
>>71459773
stay strong, comrade
>>71459792
Fantastic question. The answer would be 'no'
woke up broke still a good day
>>71459721
why do your parents support you?
took a selfie lads
>>71459810
I'd prefer you refer to me as Mr Paid-To-Post you disgusting troglodyte
>>71459801
awful game
>>71459830
Incredibly concise question. It's because my parents are actually loving and caring people
The godfather of /brit/
>>71459801
triss is sound desu
>>71459801
fallout 4 is better
would be /fa/ as fuck fit on a tall white man
>>71459832
if an astronaut was really that far from his vessel then he'd be fucked
>>71459721
how did it come to this
>>71459853
my parents are supportive but they wouldn't let me neet forever
>>71459886
it's a real picture twobh
since i was 14 there has never been a time when i did not have a job
>>71459904
sounds like they don't really love you
>>71459863
exceptional post, high gimmick potential
what's the event schedule looking like lads?
going to see Princess Nokia next week
>>71459932
Got the next month off
get the suspicious a poster just replied to his own post
>>71459853
more like they've given up trying to turn you into a functioning human. Being this much of a manchild is pathetic mate. And you're well beyond the point of no return now. Sad.
mmm...
nootka
>>71459894
I'll take that as a comment
>>71459904
From where I'm standing I would say you're mistaken if you think your parents love you! But please, try to keep it questions only
>>71459872
shit opinion yennefer is the far better choice
very beige thread rn
literally nothing of interest.
>>71459971
stop ignoring my question >>71459778
I want to try to start listening to some Ozzy Osbourne lads, where do I start? link me some 'tubes plx
>went through long (6 + months of neetdom) a few times
>uni (mecheng) dropout
>got an easy, non stressful job
>been there for a while
>getting promoted to management soon
>half way through completing a maths degree I do alongside my job
>still 25 yo khhv
>'friends' don't like me anymore
>still live at home
hmm
>>71460016
t. boring cunt
doing an early afternoon goon
>>71460034
don't
only his first solo album is good
the one good thing about work is the girl that occasionally smiles at me and once complimented me
>>71460043
>'friends' don't like me anymore
Found your problem
>i'm not religious in the slightest
>>71459778
One of the worst questions I've answered so far but I'll give it a shot:
1. Fibre to the premises was rolled out in my area several years ago!
2. Somewhere upwards of zero
>>71460068
its a long-term prank bro
>>71459991
yeah yennifer is better because the story is written for you to choose yennifer, shes the bedt choice given all thats happened
triss is more like a fucktoy but still sound nonetheless
>>71460034
just listen to the first four or five black sabbath albums
>>71460034
>where do I start?
You don't
Its time to grow out of listening to metal.
>>71460043
would love to be in that position tbf
not religious but I was baptised so I've got a free ticket to heaven if it turns out I was wrong
>>71460043
>>got an easy, non stressful job
how?
>>71460068
talk to her
i know work relationships can get complicated but you could make friends at least
life is too short to pass up a good thing
>>71460115
you mean christened
>>71460128
she'll think he's a creep if he does that
huevos poche como hacer tutorial video
>>71460149
do mexicans like cocaine
>>71460158
thought they were interchangeable
>>71460128
can't talk to anyone at a call centre lad
>>71460115
mum tried to drown me at 3 months so im pretty much in the same boat
>>71460120
the one time I ever got lucky in my life. Applied randomly, passed the interview.
>>71460049
i've unironically carried /brit/ on my shoulders at times.
>>71460194
poached eggs with ham?
someone build a wall around /brit/ to keep the spics out
>>71460163
he didnt start hitting on her
just talk to her
>"SHREUTH its bloody hot today mayte, how long ya in till?"
not that hard lad
>>71460195
no se men ahi es una pregunta my complicada jaja es que a acada persona le gusta algo diferente y uno nunca sabe que puede pasar a mi no me gusta pero quien sabe al de la esquina le puede gustar jaja
>>71460210
what? like it's a rule or something? what the hell
>>71460067
>>71460104
Hmm okay.
>>71460107
Once you grow up you'll realise you can listen to whatever you want anon.
>>71460230
you have no shoulders, worm.
Literally. LITERALLY just spoke to Gino D'Acampo live on a radio show, and was the subject of a prank call from him. literally, not even lying. Did anyone hear it?
>>71460260
you're on the phone
maybe the occasional exchange with the person next to you
>>71460231
>>71460280
still roaring here la
>>71460258
so yes
seems to be some kind of gimmick sharing scheme between /brit/, /arse/ and /cric/
>>71460298
It was a UK radio station so unlikely you heard it lad
>>71459505
Good question Anon. I use to work with a girl that named her daughter Olive because she was shit faced off of Three Olives the night she got knocked up.
>>71460298
show arsehole
>>71460289
chat her up at break time
>>71460324
how do olives make someone drunk? and only 3? not sure i believe your story 2bh
>>71460250
talk to a female without proper cause means you're sexually interested on her so it's just as bad as hitting on her
Huh.....why don't we want these guys entering our country again?
>>71460373
in a club or pub yes but not in work haha
>>71460280
what raido
>>71460043
I've been thinking of studying philosophy alongside my job.
I've never been mathematically minded (meaning, I never tried or just didn't go to class), so the last bit of maths I did was GCSE (barring discrete mathematics I did as part of my computing apprenticeship).
I'd quite like to do astrophysics, too, but I feel like I'd have to go back and do maths and physics A levels. I simply don't have any A levels.
>>71460400
not true there is no environmental limitation to what i said
>>71460390
brown skin
>>71460332
won't be doing it
>>71460390
>Wanting ISIS on Mars
Shitskins need to stopped on Earth.
>>71460427
if that was true then there would be no platonic relationships between men and women
>>71460439
then stay in your containment zone you autistic freak
>>71460357
It's a brand name, English I too I believe.
valium and alcohol any good lads
>>71460473
cant remember
>>71460473
edgy
fucking pissing it down
>>71460473
yeh its great.
>>71460473
yes
>>71460532
>>71460531
is just 10mg of valium good enough for a night out, what happens when alcohol is added
>>71460421
i dont know because i panicked and hung up when they were explaining it to me because im an autist. i'm trawling his twitter and that to try and find anything about it
>>71460431
>>71460457
Business idea:deport the racists, import Muslim astronauts
>>71460551
>what happens when alcohol is added
you run the risk of dieing and you will fuck your liver
>>71460458
there aren't
>>71460551
you could pass out and lose all recollection
which is better for mcdicks brekkie lads?
>breakfast wrap
>double sausage and egg mcmuffin
>sausage, egg and cheese bagel
>>71460614
>>71460582
well is just the valium a good buzz then
>>71460618
it's quite clearly the pancakes
>>71459801
Does she actually have diarrhea in the game?
Its my fetish and if so I just might play it
>>71460645
its a sedative mate.
>>71460609
theres fuck all men that are good friends with women thats true
but has your father never talked to your neighbour?
what you're saying is stupid, the fact that she complimented you means she likes you
>>71460618
none of them, eat some real food
>>71460459
never implied that I had any attention of moving on her or even want to you utter spastoid
>>71460551
10mg is heaps lad
start with 5mg and take it with your first drink, see how you're feeling in 30 minutes then maybe take the rest
you'll have a very good time but you'll probably forget it
>>71460618
Breakfast wrap
Usually open it up and throw on some ketchup too
>>71460618
steak egg and cheese
the sauce they use is amazeballs
>>71460582
you wont fuck your liver off one night of drink and drugs
stupid leaf
>>71460618
>no hash browns
are you even trying?
>>71460677
>>71460678
would I forget shit on just 5mg and no alcohol? What's so great about benzos like valium, just a euphoric buzz?
>>71460712
hash brown comes with it when you get a meal you mong, it's like discussing what burger is best for normal mcdonalds and some spastic saying chips are the best
>>71460645
don't listen to them lad
just drink less than you normally do and you'll be fine
>>71460671
>what you're saying is stupid, the fact that she complimented you means she likes you
i'm not him but that's not even true
>but has your father never talked to your neighbour?
with purpose
>>71460751
helps autismos with anxiety or some shit
>>71460769
you should hop on that then
>>71460760
t. The McDonalds expert
>>71460751
ive taken like 50mg over a night of drinking
makes it incredibly hard to walk
>>71460458
Yeah that's right
>>71460618
It's all total shite with crap macros
>>71460760
Spotted the yank on vacation.
>>71460751
no you probably won't
benzos by themselves make you feel very relaxed and slightly euphoric but they're better with alcohol
>>71460804
that's cool 50mg is a lot i guess but once I took 55mg and could still walk fine
but yeah, guess I can handle it more idk
>>71460853
and will xanax fuck you up more than valium
eating a sausage mcmuffin lads
>>71460844
what are you on about? got a meal yesterday and the hash brown came with it
>>71460837
literally not even bad macros you shutin
>>71460863
i was smashed as well, looked like a zombie
10/10
and yeah 50mg is a silly dose
>>71460873
xanax doesnt do much in my experience
>>71460873
it's quicker acting and more intense
shagged another 2 asian birds today
both said my nob was big when it's a literal dead average 6 incher
always bemuses me cos i know they're a fuck ton of lads out there packing much more heat
W E
U
Z
>>71460711
dark path to start down tbqh
>>71460927
they're paid to say that you gobshite
>>71460924
and what'd be a starting dose for that? 1mg?
>>71460974
ffs
i wasn't born quiet, but i was told to shut up so much in my youth that i became so
>>71460911
Yes it is unless you leave out the baps
>>71461016
stfu
got some sade on
>>71460985
1mg would be a good dose yes
>>71460280
https://youtu.be/o6rQQrP9tZ4#t=01m52s
>>71460983
they were both tinder bints
>>71460974
>>71460988
reckon this is because the only people who would ever write 'european people history' are black yanks
>>71461024
34g fat, 28g carbs and 36g protein for a double sausage and egg mcmuffin isn't even bad macros
>>71461039
good lad
was listening to her today
turtlemong stop being a bad influence
>>71461037
puppet
>>71461168
quiet
Usa > UK
>Ukip member caught on CCTV urinating and trying to push way into OAP's home in Stoke Central
http://stokesentinel.co.uk/video-ukip-member-caught-on-cctv-urinating-and-trying-to-push-way-into-oap-s-home-in-stoke-central/story-30147297-detail/story.html
>Government decides to raise taxes AND cut the NHS.
http://thedaily.online/post/2017/02/21/uk-government-announces-nhs-cuts-as-well-as-tax-rises-as-a-way-to-double-fuck-everyone
>Protesters at Irish border block people passing through to prevent hard border upon Brexit
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-39016582
>Blair declares open war on Brexit. Sides with Sturgeon - pro-indyref2
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/02/17/nicola-sturgeon-says-tony-blair-right-say-brexit-strengthens/
Your NHS will collapse after Brexit. Medicine prices are starting to go up by 25%. The company I work for supplies the NHS with drugs made in Finland and we've been forced to increase prices due to the falling pound.
Brexit wasn't very well thought through.
>>71461264
are you enjoying your holiday
this shit is my drug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoTXImRJS2k
>>71461279
Brexit is a fucking joke mate
misplaced my death in june albums lads
paki guy at my work just came in with his wife and she's fit as fuck, and he's ugly
starting to think the whole arranged marriage thing is a good idea
>>71461287
niggers niggering
white boys cowering
>>71461279
imagine thinking anyone will read a word of this
>>71461287
>>71461364
He did nothing wrong
>>71461392
hello nigger
>>71461331
jo cox died for nothing
>>71461410
Bitch hit him first, women are just as strong as men remember?
quite tired
>>71461438
who told you that retard
was doing a facebook stalk and found the ideal goth gf
>>71461287
There will come a time again when niggers are lynched throughout the West just for being niggers.
It will be a golden time.
>>71461451
Sexist alert
>>71461472
>>71461364
dumb rorkes
Niggard is an actual word lads
>>71461287
>this specimen was only 17
>>71461529
t. niggard
>>71461331
bet you didn't know nigel farage explicitly told them to write that about the NHS on the side of the coach
>>71461529
>Being niggardly with your posts
Elaborate on it then.
*sniggers*
>all this eggnig
feels like christmas
Just called the Army to change my job choice
He sounded a bit annoyed
>>71461438
he was the one that started the confrontation by shouting shit at them in the carpark and then following them in and continuing harrassing them
>>71461529
>>71461546
>>71461562
Do you have any idea how offensive these hate-posts nearly were?
>>71461586
neutral post
>>71461279
>on camera at your own home
hmm ah yes
>>71461586
i'll crack you in the fucking jaw in a minute mate
whats with these shit editions?
>>71461613
decided to become a bender after all eh
>>71459520
What does desi even mean?
>>71461767
google it
>>71461720
Changed job from Electronic warfare to Comms Sys Engineer
>>71461767
Desi [d̪eːsi] is a loose term for the people, cultures, and products of the Indian subcontinent or South Asia and their diaspora, derived from the Ancient Sanskrit देश (deśá or deshi), meaning Land or Country.[1] As "Desi" is a loose term, countries that are considered "Desi" are subjective, however it is often accepted that Bangladesh, India and Pakistan are Desi countries.[2][3] Bhutan, the Maldives, Nepal, and Sri Lanka may also be considered "Desi" countries in some usages of the term
reading Hitler's willing executioners
edgy/10
>>71459520
they don't call themselves desis, ever
they call themselves pakis, asians or apnas if they are being fancy
t. lived in bradistan
>>71461835
i see them call themselves that on twiter
>>71461825
Very interesting, thanks.
>>71461835
nah they call themselves desis
americans have the worst words for poo
going to listen to Nick Cave tomorrow
redpill me on edward woodward
wonder how many words eskimos have for poo
on the bog doing a president lads
Almost finished listening to the first Black Sabbath album, this is really good stuff desu
>>71461958
without ds he's just ewarwoowar
>>71461971
Paranoid and Master of reality >>
>>71461965
like this rhyming slang very much
>>71461965
a trump on the toilet?
>>71461998
I just found a mega download of Paranoid in the /mu/ archive shall be listening to it shortly
>>71462011
caught a bloke having a peek at my willy in the gym showers
think he might be a Theresa
>this shit meme rn
decided to have two monster energy zeros today isntead of the regular one
>>71462035
exceptional
shall be using these
>>71461834
>when their medic explains how to shoot people in the back of the head properly so as not to get covered in gore
>>71462059
wooaaah m8 u must be proper buzzin like
ey dont get behind't wheel ahah
>>71461965
>trumping on the toilet
you probably only sneeze into tissue as well you poofter
don't respond to it
>>71462146
no one does these days
fart jokes? really? eight years of fart jokes?
JFs for future reference, here's a snippet of the /brit/ hierarchy
British tripfriends >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Anon Jfs
>eight
going to my lecture now la's
>>71462195
>fart
*trump
hope you trip, fall and snap your spine in half on the way there
more political areas ought to be governed exclusively by experts
>Royal Navy bans pin up pics on submarines because women felt "intimidated"
Ah yes, women in the military.
>>71462318
so-called experts
>>71462139
cringe
>>71462332
oy vey this is like another shoah
might go to the oval office as i've been doing lots of presidents recently
feel bad for depressed grills :((
Really makes you think.
>Desi
Designated.
>>71462414
heh
>>71462332
Who even still wanks to pinups?
wish this tripfag would fuck off
>>71462406
nice chebs
fuck off yank
filtered
>>71462407
He has lips that make me want to put my willy in his mouth
i just came from lifting what did i miss
how come nobody is using caps
>>71462406
so depressed have to insta my hospital visit
ah yes let's give more sovereignty to a shit government
>>71462407
what does middle mean in Scotland then?
https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5v6we4/what_is_one_thing_your_parents_did_that_you_will/ddzq049/
me
>>71462472
Think you're just a homosexual, lad.
>>71462458
yeah 190cm is a right twot
Sup m8s
>>71462455
They were "pin ups" of their wives/gf from back home. Men in the Navy are no longer allowed to publicly display pride and love for their wife because it makes other women too jealous
>>71462548
I had a gf when I was 5 and haven't had one since
>>71462589
The shade of your flag is too bright for me
Change it
Ever think if people you've forgot about haven't forgot about you?
i wish moths were bigger so i could get greater satisfaction out of killing the annoying fucking cunts
>>71462406
She went on to party with Dan Blezinski and get fondled by him on camera before fucking him off camera. All while underage.
>>71462611
nonce
>Okay gentlemen, today we're going to name our country
>Ooh, how abou-
>I swear to christ, Mike, if you suggest your wife's name one more time I'm going to shove my foot so far up your arse you'll be tasting toenails
>...
>Well go on, what's your suggestion?
>... BOlivia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=11HVt8f0X-I
wtf
>>71462499
all salvadorans should be killed
>>71462598
>Jordan's my girlfriend
Yeah, alright mate.
>>71462655
good lass. if i were a girl id be a total slag as well and find my way to the rich lads
>>71462499
missed a pile of rorkes scaring off our latino m8s
whats el salvador like
Bit cruel>>71462638
>>71462681
your fellow countrymen love our beaches tho
>>71462689
>mfw Navy lads are IRL "the gf" posting
haha
>>71462665
This looks like it came straight from the 'ddit.
hoping this is satire desu
>>71462689
>Jordan
hello 2002
>>71462717
I wouldn't know
but you need to go back
>>71462706
more likely they love your cheap hookers
>>71462665
>english """"banter""""
>>71462765
>everyone in the UK is english
>>71462720
Yeah, since 2002 was back when you actually had to go to a newsagents to get your porn.
>>71462689
>Jordan
What fucking year is it where you live?
I used the term "pin ups" in the literal sense. They were pictures and they were pinned up to the wall.
What does a brit have in common with a somalian? They're both pirates
>>71462765
all bolivians should be killed
>>71462786
Except that isn't what pin ups are, you mong.
>>71462786
pretty sure thats not what they meant though
>>71462795
un pirata
>>71462785
>going to the newsagents to get porn
>not finding it in the quarry with your m8s
>>71462665
its named after simon bolivar you ignoramus
>>71462808
but your fellow countrymen love their beac-
oh shit
>>71462665
>Mike
next time when you want a random name to identify someone as a bit of a thicko, use the name Dwayne
>>71462833
I mean, if you're a submariner, you probably don't need to scavenge your porn.
>>71462857
thanks for the suggestion, Mikey boy
>>71462808
I agree
>>71462782
then ure paki :^)
>>71462813
Except it is. This is where you start going on about pin up models like a fucking spastic.
>>71462822
Stupid frog.
>>71463026
>Teeth
FUG
>>71463036
"Pin ups" aren't just anything you pin to a wall, idiot.
>>71463026
>women
>knowing what they want/like
well memed
>>71463026
Gymfags BTFO