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Just be yourself bro
edition
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not cara
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any tips for /gf2017/
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Speaking as a painter bricklayers have to be the most mentally handicapped people I've meet
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david blowie? never heard of him.
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bara
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>>71454100
yeh
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Just watched Manchester By The Sea

Really broke my heart

But quite enjoyed it x
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>>71454079
>Just go to the gym bro
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oh yeh, dean bovis. love his music. great stuff.
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but he sure knows about giving me the blowie jobby
AJjsakjsjaajajaja
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>>71454079
cheerleader effect
bottom 2 aren't good looking
top 2 are obscuring their features
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rubbish edition desu
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>>71454148
cheerleader effect is for girls
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the women at work keep spoiling corrie for me but I can't tell them to stop because I don't want to admit I watch it
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>>71454148

Right
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Danny bovril was an outstanding musician, his twiggy moondust era was the best hands down
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>cheerleader effect
>bottom 2 aren't good looking
>top 2 are obscuring their features
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>>71453922
>>71454170
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off to do a sleep or a 'cide now
dubs say the latter
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>>71454160
>tfw girls at school used to spoil 90210 for me
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>>71454079
This is the Coriolis Effect in action.
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>>71454159
now thats the mandela effect
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*mandela necklaces you*
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>>71454219
No it isn't
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>>71454121
MANCHESTER MENTIONED 0161 MANNY ON THE MAP
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New Tatarka lads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-BG9lhTg6xY

Not sure if it's good, but I love Ira cmelaya :)
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>>71454183
projecting
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hey the alt-right

FUCK you
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>>71454280
watch it lad or I'll alt-right you
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>gay marriage is a thing

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39039146
>A heterosexual couple have lost their Court of Appeal battle for the right to enter into a civil partnership instead of a marriage.

We officially live in a world where straight people have less rights than gays
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>>71454304
Fucking gays
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>>71454304
finally, I am oppressed
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more like alt-white smdh

*900k retweets*
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>>71454304
is there even a difference between them other than name?
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alri

looks like Milo 'gets his joys from little boys' Yiannopolous has ruined his career

free speech is fine up until you're a paedo it seems
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>>71454304
>that victim complex
and people say that 4chan isn't just an anonymous right wing tumblr
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>>71454363
Civil partnership doesn't have all those icky religious connotations.

As academics living in West London (how they're described in the article), this statement of secular unity is VERY important to them
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As an academic living in West London, I can absolutely verify this
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Just edged for probably over 5 and a half hours

My balls are in terrible pain, even slightly touching them hurts

My abdomen has cramps

Was the nut worth it? I'd say so
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>>71454368
Speech is free, as long as you agree with me
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>>71454368
what'd he do
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>>71454413
made some jokes about noncing five years ago
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>>71454413
>‘We get hung up on this sort of child abuse stuff to the point where we are heavily policing consensual adults …

and some more stuff, nambla tier
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>>71454368
could care less about bent refs, nonces and free willies
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It's your world, squirrel! I'm just trying to get a nut.
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>>71454380
tbf i got married and all the religious stuff they spout at you about it being a holy union and staying together for all eternity in the eyes of the lord freaked me out a little bit.
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>>71454380
doopin' hell
imo the biggest argument for gay marriage is that marriage is just a word, you can only associate religious or traditional values if you choose to
ofc these people have to destroy that idea
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>>71454431
This seems to be a theme with people like him and pewdiepie

They're entering phase 3 of The Plan
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>>71454183
Bottom right is the best looking though
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>>71454445
good, with how much of a joke of an institution marriage has become it's good that they drive that point home when they do them.
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>>71454496
3 years later and i'm getting a divorce aha
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>>71454446
>doopin

This is fake, right?
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Alt-right 'supervillain'

He calls Trump 'daddy' but who exactly is Milos Yiannopoulos?
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>>71454515
what's wrong with doopin?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6Kspj3OO0s&list=RDQMAV3FRv8xCVk&index=17

did a foof to this song lads
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>>71454519
Just an average bender attention-whore, who realised that an outspoken gay bigot on the left was being a drop in the ocean

But an outspoken gay bigot on the fringe right, now there was a hero people could rally around and say "look we're not homophobic, we love this particular poofter"
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>>71454519
just another nonce in ponce clothing
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>>71454558
it's almost, dare I say it, as if they're not the fringe right at all!
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>>71454558
yeah thanks for that geoff
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>>71454519
>who exactly is Milos Yiannopoulos?
paedo, bender & sex offender

2bh
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Just ate a full bag of kettle chips myself

Feel fat and regretful now
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just waiting for a leftist to say the entire "alt-right" is just like milo

surprised i haven't read such a comment already
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>>71454618
>>71454579
i just copied the article title from bbc news you doopin asshats
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have a couple of gammy looking toenails
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>>71454646
I SAID:
>paedo, bender & sex offender
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>>71454440
Namibia is one of the best of countries in Africa
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English Literature & Politics student • Hardy, Ginsberg, Camus, Kierkegaard & Kerouac
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>>71454696
my money says Aisha
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>just waiting for a leftist to say the entire "alt-right" is just like milo
what did he mean by this?
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when they're putting you under, do they do the 'count backwards from 10' bullshit
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the alt right eh? whole lot of the festering bigoted cockroaches are the same shade of detestable as that identity traitor milo yiannopoulos if you ask me
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>>71454642
i bet a lot of them have peado tendencies
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>>71454736
he's a nonce now
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>>71454718
if you're visibly nervous
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>>71454718
I don't remember, I was being sedated while it was happening
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Are Lay's crisps the same thing as Walkers?
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>>71454749
like all alt wronguns as ive taken to calling them
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>>71454766
hahaha
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walked up to a girl at a rave and said she has the most beautiful gurn ive ever seen. we've been together ever since.
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alt-rightist here and NOT a nonce

what i am is an alpha redpiller who BTFOs cucks in the name of Kek
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>>71454746
sounds like projection to me
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>>71454755
fair point
what's waking up like?
also, is it instant? no dreams?
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alt-right? just a bunch of doopin nazis if you ask me
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homosexuals are mentally ill perverts
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>when you go to bed at night and after about 25 minutes you're still not asleep
>know by this point it ain't gonna happen anytime soon
>toss and turn for hours
>know you're gonna be tired and short tempered as fuck tomorrow with no energy to do anything
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>>71454800
when I had my wisdom teeth taken out it was pretty much just like closing your eyes and then opening again, it doesn't actually feel like you were sleeping or that any amount of time has passed. So no, no dreams.
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representative of the sounders firm here

we would destroy any english firm

we're proper hardmen not like you soft cunts
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>>71454834
read a book or listen to a podcast to relax
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>>71454834
you sound like my missus
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>>71454515
What a bunch of mad cunts!
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>>71454798
sounds like counter-projection to me
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>>71454834
if you cant fall asleep after 15 minutes get up and do something for half an hour.

basic sleep hygiene.
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>>71454836
that seems to be the consensus
I hate being around other people when I'm helpless
I hope my pulse stays under control
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any theory that can be used to either explain or explain away events is not logically sound because it is unfalsifiable
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Could slap the sleep hygiene autist into low earth orbit with a spatula I reckon
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>>71454924
doubt it, pipsqueak.
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>Hillary Clinton popularises broad, pejorative term for anybody that is against her campaign on the internet in attempt to paint Trump supporters as deplorable people
>months and months later and we're still using it for some reason because of how many layers of irony the 'chon is on now
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>>71454944
*camera pans over to a massive spatula the size of a skyscraper, with rockets attached and you strapped onto it, squealing hysterically*
*presses the launch button*
*WWWWHHOOOOOOOOOSHHHHH*
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read a thread on wizardchan made by some lad who deliberately set about becoming obese before a planned suicide by snorting fentanyl powder

the mad man bought 10 grams of the stuff online
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>>71454924
he'd ban you before you could say "Hillary Clinton popularises broad, pejorative term for anybody that is against her campaign on the internet in attempt to paint Trump supporters as deplorable people"
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>>71454968
why would he purposely become obese?
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>>71454975
this. dont test me.
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>>71454978
he said he got the idea from another poster who said he was going to eat himself to death
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>>71454968
how does fentanyl powder make you obese
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>>71454922
The Nobel Prize winning Roald Hoffmann has argued in his recent book how falsification is almost irrelevant to many chemists whose main activity is to synthesize molecules.
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>>71454996
what, like cut off bits of his own body and cook them up until there was nothing left?
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has ANYONE ever met a part time student?

fairly sure they do not exist
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>>71455015
Barack Obama won a Nobel prize
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just did such a poo
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Love eating out buttholes, don't care who knows
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>>71455051
great bit of trivia
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>>71455046
yeah met one last weekend
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>>71455073
don't care
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>>71455005
it doesn't
his plan from the beginning was to become obese then do an ol' 'cide with the fentanyl
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>>71455073
don't care
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>>71455079
he had a job and his employer paid him to go to university for a few years
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Not doing a poo
Not having a wank
Ahhh no
Welsh weather
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>>71455117
feeling a bit uneasy about this post
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>>71455099
he didn't have to all the modules because he was only part time
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>>71455103
don't care
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>>71454109
speaking as a financier, laborers are some of the most mentally retarded humans i've ever had the displeasure of working with
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>>71455153
don't care
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92155417<<
Is that so?
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hate canadians
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one of me mates works as a brickie in melbourne
got one of the year long work visas

the madman lives in a hostel and has been doing so since he arrived about 6 months ago
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>>71455103
Wish I could be paid to go back to uni.
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Don't know how people don't shower in a morning.

I still feel half asleep and look like shit until I get a shower.
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>>71455213
GENIUNELY CARE ABOUT THIS POST

nah don't care
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explain me pulling for the sake of pulling
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explain me pulling for the sake of winning a tug-of-war
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might be doing a move to the town of odessa texas to work
seems absolutely grim out there but i'm pretty much all out of options
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explain me, atheists
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>>71455213
try and stop us
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>>71455261
don't fucking care yank twat, go blog post elsewhere
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>>71455261
Is that in Sheffield?
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>riots break out in Rinkeby, Sweden after youth arrested by police
>police forced to fire warning shots
>http://www.svt.se/nyheter/lokalt/stockholm/upplopp-i-rinkeby-polisen-skot-varningsskott

wtf trump was right again
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Ahhhhhhh yessss
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fat retards
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>>71455337
face like a melted welly
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never been in a fight but cried after a tussle
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>>71455337
Face like a smacked arse
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Wanted to buy something but saw it was "halal approved" so I didn't end up buying it haha

Get fucked muzzies
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>>71454079
This is the Raman effect in action
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guys give me the strength to kill myself. I know I can do it this time
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the collection

notice anything?
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Left shoulder is hurting whenever I move it
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>>71455392
>Raman effect
>Ra·man ef·fect
>noun PHYSICS
>a change of wavelength exhibited by some of the radiation scattered in a medium. The effect is specific to the molecules that cause it, and so can be used in spectroscopic analysis.

ah yes
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>>71455397
post fifth on second row one (the group one)
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shall be going to rubber dinnghy rapids soon
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>>71455397
it's missing this
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>>71455397
why is an irish frog included with the british ones
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>>71455401
*strikes it*
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>>71455391
Halal meat is oftentimes cheaper because they don't care whether the chickens are happy or not and just battery farm

>>71455394
f
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>>71455447
perhaps later
>>71455453
nice
>>71455456
hehe
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BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP


snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....


BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF


Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....


BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT


Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
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woken up with bronchitis lads
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>>71455518
i
got
bron
CHITIS
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>>71455456
because you are literally one of us
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Going to do a shower
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>>71455500
you're not funny
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woken up naked lads

:/
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>>71455560
dont care
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>>71455560
*BBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT*...oh...excuse me....hehe...that was a bit sloppy fart lol.....oh well......*sniff sniff*....ewwwwwwwww.....and might I say.....very smelly.....lmao.....
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>>71455600
saturday afternoon i think
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>>71455553
can;t remember when i showerd last
i absolutely smell like garbage
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i sees a canadain walkin down da street, and i kick him hard
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morning lads x
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will have long flowing locks in time for summer
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had an extremely cheeky lie in
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>premier league
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>>71455641
you'll be a greasy smelly girly haired mong in time for summer
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>>71455518
At least it's not bronchiectasis
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this one goes out to all the sexy ladies in britland

https://youtu.be/IsuNAJGunV4
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>>71455546
wouldn't dare say that to my face
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Immune to changes in the weather
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i miss being a newfag on /b/ when people would post incest threads and it would get derailed with spiderman memes
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work in 19 minutes
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woken up with a brontosaurus lads
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>>71455761
Grow up
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>>71455761
they don't do that any more? shame
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>>71455791
make me
>>71455805
they might, haven't touched /b/ in about 6 years
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cheeky
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honestly forgot /b/ existed, it's been so irrelevant for years now.

briefly visited just now and seems to be entirely porn with an occasional /pol/ thread. Where are the epic memes?
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>>71455840
seems like an honest mistake
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>>71455840
what was the point in the photo on the right
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>>71455840
yodeling at this post
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might go on a keto diet for a bit as an experiement.
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SPÖRÖRÖRÖRÖRÖRÖRÖRÖÖR :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
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hmmm i have a use for you
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>>71455921
welcom to de hydrolic press shannel
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>>71455926
nootka
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I don't have a gun
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>>71455993
cuck
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showing the chief executive of our company around our offices today lads, absolutely bricking it

he's going to be here in about an hour, might try and suck his willy to get a promotion haha
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Would love to batter Ken Loach
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>>71455237

deep seated mental issues. Not even memeing.
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>>71456061
>seated

yes this is a man you should listen to
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just watched the documentary about roger ebert lads

bit sad haha
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Just bought this

http://www.makro.co.uk/heinz-tomato-ketchup-4l.html
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just watched the documentary about elliot roger lads
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Nirvana is honestly a bit shit
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>>71456115
bit supreme haha
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>>71456113
>told makros is cheap
>check it out
>get to the entrance
>"can I help you sir?"
>"just looking"
>"can I see your card please?"
>"my what?"
>"this is a cash and carry sir"
>"oh, well I have cash, and I can carry stuff home"
>proceeds to explain what a cash and carry is
>I go home
how the fuck are you supposed to know what 'cash and carry' means?
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>>71456113

>that kid at school who filled half his plate with ketchup

prime runt behavior
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>>71456115
he didn't even do it, he was framed
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>>71456229
hmmmmmmmm
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBgLytbB-uE
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>>71455755
190kg of ENGLISH BEEF here, i'd fuckin 'ave ya lad
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>>71456229
good post
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>>71456197
state of your life
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>>71456291
*taps you and begins a never ending jiggle of fat*
alri fatty boombalatty
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>>71456291
>>71455755
just fuck already
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Going to London to see a concert during the summer. Mates booked the flights and rooms
only noticed we're staying just down the road from tower hamlets
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ireland is britain's new zealand
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>>71455447
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>>71456339
dont care
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>>71456339

hackney is mainly gentrified now. Nothing to worry about
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never in my 22 years, 10 months, 7 days, 13 hours, and 48 minutes have i ever once had sex
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>>71456357
people who love "britishness" are absolute losers
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>>71456382
ya mums cunt
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>>71456387
It beats Irishness pal
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business idea: steal memes off the internet and sell them
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>>71456412
once saw a pepe edit I made years ago being sold as a t-shirt
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>>71456412
there should be some kind of international bureau regulating internet memes to prevent this
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TRANSGENDERS
BENDERS IN DISGUISE!
*guitar riff*
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>>71456436
*sets up an international bureau of memes*
*gives two opposing countries the ability to overrule their opponents proposals with impunity*
Ah yes, this ought to go well
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wrong way down a one way street
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>a-are we going back to yours, anon?
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>>71456452
whensa your dolmio day?
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why did trannies abandon the 'transexual' term?

is it because they want to distance themselves from the sexual deviancy stereotype?
because that ship has long since sailed
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>>71456483
wuhwoztha?
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>>71456502
nope
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>tfw have an identical twin brother
>tfw he's studying law and i'm a neet
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going to propose the concept of an international regulatory body for the regulation and oversight of meme creation and distribution to pewdie pie lads
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>>71456502
put your fucking seatbelt on, love.
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Should I just move to Plymouth?
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>>71456540
Once he graduates you should kill him and take his place for a while, save up enough cash to elope before anyone finds out
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>>71456502
get your sweaty legs of that fine leather please
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>>71456549
no, the cornish are inbred and weird
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>>71456523
because sexuality and gender are two different things bro
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>>71456549
Exeter is better.

Bristol is better than both.
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>>71456502
a girl like this would not stammer, if she wants to fuck someone, she'd make that clear confidently and seductively
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>>71456565
Not true.
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The normals at work are so one dimensional
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>>71456540
went to school with a pair of "identical" twins, one of whom was obese and the other was skinny
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just booked holiday in liverpool
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I still don't know the difference between Giant Brittain, the United Kingdoms and England.
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>>71456567
nobody mentioned sexuality
it's different to your sex
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>>71456615
then you're an idiot
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>>71456615
fuck off pewdiepie
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>>71456615
what about broken britain
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feeling like utter shite lads
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3pYeXtWBnw
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>>71456636
don't care
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>>71456636
what's wrong x
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>>71456622
it'd be something to do with the difference of sexuality and gender or something desu

not exactly versed in it or anything
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>>71456406
atleast irish is a culture
britishness is just taking english scottish and welsh things and saying its instead britishness
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>>71456653
hilarious
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>>71456576
>a girl like this would not stammer, if she wants to fuck someone, she'd make that clear confidently and seductively
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Young Jonesy is on the Double Penetration:
Set your sofas and sittees to "MAXIMALLY COMFY" mode.
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>>71456699
very euphorsic
>>
at any given time, there is a 99% chance that i'm the smartest person in the thread
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Reclining on the sofa
Eating spaghetti
Enjoying life

Might snort a bit more speed before I head out
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>>71456627
Is there any difference at all?
>>71456631
Who? (you need to be 18 to post here)
>>71456635
What?
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>>71456724
and the other 1% is when i'm here
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>>71456724
Now is that 1% of the time my good man
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what milo gayopolous actually say about pedos that has everyone up in arms
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>>71456683
mate, Irish people are essentially English people with a regional accent. There is virtually nothing that distinguishes you from anyone else in the isles. Dont try to pretend otherwise.
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>>71456737
14 year olds should fuck older men to help cope with coming to terms with being gay
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>>71456731
here's a hint: the UK's full name is The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
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>>71456737
what did*
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>>71456731
great britain is an island, united kingdom is basically just the island plus northern ireland, england is a country within the united kingdom (others are scotland, wales, and northern ireland)

i hope this wasn't too complicated for your pretty jf head
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>>71456197
you can actually buy online without a card

£5 delivery for deliveries under £100 then it's free
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*walks into the thread*
*sees an Australian occupying my "Most Intelligent Poster in the thread" throne*
Hmm
*drags him off the seat and plonks a dunce hat on him*
*reclines*
*runts scurry in from the sidelines and begin polishing my shoes and serving me drinks*
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>>71456737
13 year olds are capable of giving consent and a relationship between a young boy and a man is good for the boy
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>>71456776
Makes you proud to be British
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Might get the 'nos for lunch
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>>71456804
the what?
>>
will treat the NEET (me) to a nap
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gf shat the bed last night again.
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>>71456829
i told my gf if she ever does a shit or farts near me then it's over
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*opens door to the runt shed*
mornin' you filthy lot
*looks into pen #2*
hmm?
*one of the darker runts is in a corner on his own with a pebble on its head*
*one of the fatter runts has made a pile of straw and is sat upon it, looking smug*
deary me, very uppity today
very uppity
>>
>>71456776
>>71456781
Good thanks
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>>71456737
It's all in here m'cara.>>71416065
the file isn't even in its final form.
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>>71456756
hmm let me think,
different history and heritage, traditions, religion, attitudes, music, sports

I wont deny that we're similar in many regards but "britishness" is just saying you're all english but with a funny accent
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>1302x8330

hmm what type of monitor is this
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>>71456902
an emerald tree monitor
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Ah yes the anti-roleplayer filter
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>>71456891
muh heritage
>>
>>71456756

>I make shit up
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*takes a screenshot of a 4chan X filter that hides posts from Swedish flags, which I don't actually have because I'm not such a twat I download 4chan specific extensions*

Ah yes the anti-utter-breadbin filter
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>>71456934
*bet you unhid this post to see what I said you sad fuck*
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>>71456902
it's not finished, I didn't want to keep expanding it at the bottom as I capped more stuff. I started with a large size from the last time I made one.
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>>71456934
don't hack me
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>>71456880
bejayses
guess its true that all gays are paedos
cant say im surprised, a gay man came on to me before even though he was in his 30s and I look 17
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*audibly cor's*
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went to nillbog high
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>>71456989
COR
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>>71456969
>>71456967
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*audibly cor's*
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>>71456967
m8 not having 4chan x is like going out without a a mobile phone
>>
phwoar
>>
>>71456990
were you just holding in your piss the whole time?
>>
>>71457016
crows are the most intelligent family of birds, fun fact
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>>71456982
include me
>>
>>71457016
*pulls out my legally-owned .22 rifle and shoots you*
*goes back to sleep*
>>
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forgot to post the improved one
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>>71456988
honestly, I thought they were referring to Pewdiepie, I only found it was real later on Newsnight.
shur, we have much experience of homosexual predatory behavior with the catholic church and all its buggery.
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me on the right
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>>71457074
beyond grim
>>
>>71457074
fingered her round the back of Faces & Names Lounge & Bar once
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>>71457074
would unironically take her to pound town
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>Milo Yiannopolous DESTROYS Dumb Feminist 13 Yeard Old Boy's Arsehole
>>
>>71456989

might wank to this later
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>>71456891
>muh history (primitive peat-farming nothing history until England showed up)
>muh heritage
>muh transubstantiation
>muh folk music that totally sounds different to other folk (not)
all superficial differences. everyone on these isles is the same just with different accents.
Irish people fit seamlessly into the UK and vice versa. Thats all the evidence I need.
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>>71457074
oi nah she is fit mate, anyone who disagrees is lyin through their teeth
>>
Milo "Paedophile" Yiannopoulos
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>>71456967
>he doesn't use 4chan X
WEW didn't know people like this still exist
probably a Macfag as well you absolute twat
>>
>>71457135

kek
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>>71457049
this last one may have you in it (if you were good enough).
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>>71457135
the so called "pedofile"
erm no he has to earn that title thanks
>>
Need a qt office worker to use the ol' nutsack as a stress ball
>>
how does condoning pederasty one time nullify all of Milo's arguments? Being a nonce is fucked up but that still doesn't mean everything he says is now automatically wrong.
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>>71457142
ah yes, let me just download a completely inconspicuous application for an Indonesian cartwheeling messageboard on my work's PC
absolute bollard
>>
>>71457142
*wew's audibly*
>>
>>71457074
her mum looks like every late 40's/early 50's council estate single mum

bet her name is Janice

bet she thinks M&S ready meals are posh
>>
did you know "phwoar" as a word only came about in the 1980s

amazing
>>
>>71457126
>muh history (primitive peat-farming nothing history until England showed up)
nice ignorance

>muh heritage
yes, all nations derive things from their forebears

>muh transubstantiation
Catholicism is traditional, protestantism is jewish

>Irish people fit seamlessly into the UK
so do pakis it seems
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>>71457185
highly doubt this.
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wotcha think
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>>71457074
her mum looks absolutely rinsed
>>
you can see milo's likers on facebook dropping in real time

shame he lost his twitter
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>>71457180
>browsing 4chan at work
you're making this too easy
>>
>>71456880
Why do you make these images
>>
>>71457180
the admin can 1000% see that you're posting on 4chan, even if you're in incognito btw
>>
>>71457211
>not getting paid to /brit/post
making what easy, you being jealous?
>>
>>71457196
>>
>Milo Yiannopolous DECIMATES Emotional Liberal Who Doesn't Believe In Man-Boy Love
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>>71457199
t. Nigel "fuck the poor" Humphreydink
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>having a favourite gun

dicklet detected on /brit/ soil, composition autism supplemented by faggotry, probability of getting a (You) from me, zero percent
>>
tfw paid-to-shitpost masterrace


neetcucks OUT
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>>71457226
>implying I'm not "the admin"
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>>71457229
It seems like just a natural sound to make, reckon it just wasn't actively recorded before then
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>>71457203
he's a complete runt
>>
>>71457226
>he doesn't work for tenchologically illiterate middle aged people who don't even have an office network
are you even trying
>>
>>71457242
i will get it one way or the other
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>>71457229
that refers to the first written example. just onomatopoeia for an expression which has probably been around for centuries.
>>
NIGGA FUCK YO MOMMA SHE SHOULDA WORE A CONDOM
>>
>>71457281
no it hasn't. and you don't know what an onomatopoeia is evidently
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>>71457318
bit rude
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>>71457320
prove it then faggot

>the formation of a word from a sound associated with what is named
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>>71457318
PUSSY BOY
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did someone say champagne?
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>>71457281
nice evidence you absolute wetwipe
>>
Hows about I introduce you to the lads, Mr Heckler and Mr Koch
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>>71457266
I work for old clueless people who pay me 50k to offload work to a MSP who they also pay

Bredy gud
>>
I hate people who act "cool" and want to be "cool". Most real life situations are the antithesis of "cool"
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>>71457353
dont ever talk to me
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Work in 9 hours
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>>71457350
THE BITCH LIKE BENIHANAS TOOK THAT BITCH TO MCDONALD
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>>71457341
the burden of proof is on you, asshead
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>>71457390
work right now

WEAKLING
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>>71457417
not posting in there
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>>71457353
sad this meme died a premature life
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>>71457385
*talks to your son*
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hippocampus is bleeding
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>>71457491
Would imagine hippopotamuses have a high drop out rate
>>
do NOT nag on our boy Milo
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