RCMP edition
>>71452238
20 bajillion tries later, I beat pursuer ii
now Im stuck in sinners rise with that kickass polearm the big guys drop
RNH
WHO TF UP?
>>71452238
Why are they Sieg Hailing the Natives?
>>71452302
To show they are the Ubermenschen.
>>71452328
The native on the far right looks as confused as I man
Who else /comfy/, doc gave me that codeine syrop
soooo tireeeeeeed
is the 50's the best decade of music?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbU3zdAgiX8
think IM getting sick
a night, tonight twas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0rt2dlfhbk
*leaves /cum/ thread*
>>71452466
gave it to you
Mel Gibson did nothing wrong.
>>71452645
you son of a bitch
If chew gum I don't have to brush my teeth, right?
>>71452645
not nice to give other people aids anon
dude believe me there's gonna be so much winning I mean come on bro just trust me I know things dude we're even going to get tired of it bro I swear dude come on
>>71452728
Good post
>isnt even 1:30 in the morning
>every /cum/dumpster is already asleep
real niggas my ass, ya'll thots
>>71453000
It's 4:20 where I live NIGGA
>>71452431
for some reasons I'm getting into that kind of music. Even this one's almost 1960s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp6j5HJ-Cok
we will rise again
>>71453017
DUDE
>>71452414
then go to sleep
>>71453028
lmao I wasn't expecting it to be that song
2bh its pretty sad what happened to him and Buddy Holly, they were both talented as fuck and had crazy potential
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XLrnU1K2Wso
>ritchie valens
>not buddy holly
ISHYGDDT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzDzt9lGwhM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeZHB3ozglQ
>>71453139
its 1136 senpai
https://youtu.be/P6RWnGQ3XqQ?t=168
This song is catchy as fuck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttMt9SHRwsM
>>71453170
that song is pretty good.
>>71453187
I think my dad has his records somewhere. I remember him listening to thm back when I was a child.
>Broken down by region, those living in B.C. and the Atlantic provinces were most likely to favour allowing more refugees into the country, while half of Albertans and 55 per cent of those in Saskatchewan said the numbers were too high.
Parries confirmed best people.
>tfw got the thread posting 50's/60's music
>>71453187
>Peggy Sue
>Not Everyday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMezwtB1oCU
>>71453279
then take a nap!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPEqRMVnZNU
>mfw I get an ear worm of this song from time to time
I don't even think a lot of people here in germany know it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8Me4PS8n3Q
Who here /workingthenightshift/?
>>71453338
>those living in B.C. and the Atlantic provinces were most likely to favour allowing more refugees into the country
No shit. Didn't need no study to know that the Maritimes and BC were cucked.
>>71453398
I worked Security night shifts all last summer and fall.
Fucking loved it. I really miss that shit. Would often bring a beer or 2 along with me if I got bored.
>>71453431
Why did you stop doing those shifts?
>>71453405
>Just over half of the survey’s respondents — 54 per cent — said they believe refugees aren’t making enough of an effort to “fit into mainstream Canadian society.” The survey did not ask respondents to define what fitting in meant to them.
>However, a recent Pew Research Centre poll found that about 90 per cent of Canadians listed the ability to speak English or French and sharing Canadian customs and traditions as important to being “truly Canadian.”
at least there's some sense in people.
But it's not like either party gives a fuck how people feel and plan to act on it. Fucking Somalian refugee as immigration minister, we're fucked.
just robbed a sperm bank cause im a cum guzzling fag
>>71453470
Contract just ended. Went from June to to the end of October
It was a grocery store that was being completely renovated. There is a Pharmacy in it so that's why they hired security to keep an eye on the place. There were a few incidents of people snooping around the site that I had to tell to fuck off, it was usually just drunk people. The place was right across the street from a fucking bar of course. And I arrested one person who was fucking around on the roof one night. Almost got stabbed once too. But 99% of the time it was boring, but I couldn't complain
>>71453518
I know those of your kind, the ones who engage in fecal feeding frenzies, as well as the ones who commit fecal abominations. They have NOT my approval.
Why is it all big budget space movies have retarded overly emotional characters who are the cause of everything that goes wrong?
>>71453354
im at work! D:
>>71453818
find a closet or sleep under your bosses desk
>>71453818
get back to work, impudent scallywag.
wouldd VERY much like to take a trip to rubber dinghy rapids
>>71452271
still hating the game or having fun?
>>71453851
wtf
>>71453847
ok
brb
>>71452238
Say it with me: immigration is our strength.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aPRjg8ViF0
I'm like, "Why I gotta be all that?"
But still I can't deny the fact that it's true
Listening to you expressin' all them feelings
Soap opera rappers
All these niggas sound like "All My Children"
And that's who you thinkin' is about to come and make a killin'
I guess it really is just me, myself and all my millions
>>71454366
I'm afraid for the future.
america
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5locyaCnSQ
>>71454598
yeeeeee whaitea getting his ass handled to him BLM nigguh
who killed /cum/?
>>71455155
germans
>>71455155
Some Spanish girls love me like I’m Aventura
Tell Uncle Luke I’m out in Miami too
Clubbing hard, fuckin’ women ain’t much to do
Wrist blang, got a condo up in Biscayne
Still getting brain from a thang, ain’t shit changed
How you feel? How you feel? How you feel?
Twenty five sittin’ on 25 mil uh
This just in
I HATE niggers
>>71455681
baka stop frontin b
You all MUST download this!!
Let's finish drumpf!!
N O T M Y P R E S I D E N T
https://donegood.co/boycott-trump/
pls dont die cum-chan
wakey wakey
>>71456647
ugh homophobic janny #baka
>>71457186
i think janny is a virgin
>>71457297
maybe you could help him out with that. x
Rate my religion. I shall spread it across the entire planet.
>>71458066
Nah too lazy (plus i don't like little dicks)
>>71453350
why does it sound like someones jacking off in the background
>>71454366
wtf I hate refugees now
>tfw 13hrs of sleep
>>71458128
Wanna help me out? :c
Ah yes, wake up at 0630, school from 0830-1630, then work from 1730-2130.
>>71460150
It'll pay off
Supposedly...
What the hell!!?!
Check out this pic xDDD
>>71459849
Stop posting my dream girl
*dies internally*
FUUUUUUCK
>>71460454
Post more of her
>>71460340
LMAO XDDD
Mind if I post it one 9gag!?
>set my alarm to 7:30
>have literally never been woken up by it because I wake up before it
>>71460906
>alarm set to 6:00
>always woken up to take the dog out at 4:00
>>71461105
>tfw used to have to wake up at 2:30 when I was in high school
>tfw i wake you up
>>71461205
Lewd
>tfw convinced this chat group I'm in that I'm actually an asian female
>all these thirsty messages
We need another Mexican-American War.
>>71461357
you're already having one
And it seems that you're losing
:::::^)))))))))))))
>giving (You)s to Danes
Shan't
Wew
>not giving me (You)s
Come on man, don't be a dick
71461470
Sorry, I'm fresh out.
>>71461447
Wonder if he'll find out the truth about the reptiles.
>>71461516
>reptiles
hes never said any of that. stop projecting and lurk more
>>71461588
I'm not saying he said that, you dumb leaf.
>>71461621
>dumb leaf
stupid stars
>>71461447
Real human bean
What is the American spirit you ask? Well its a brand of cigarettes and nothing more
Which one sounds better?
1: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AJ54Gokloh
2: http://vocaroo.com/i/s10Qv3X850TQ
Heyy, my name is Jenny and I'm looking for a nice man to spend time with. I am NOT on here just to fuck so if thats what you're looking for don't even bother messaging me. I am ready for a relationship and you should be to.
A little about me~ I work at Staples as an assistant manager and I have two kids, Trevor and DeShawn who mean the world to me. I would prefer if you didn't have kids because I don't want more. My body type is curvy and I am very happy with this. I enjoy watching tv, Supernatural is my fav lol, eating Chinese food, and being an all around fun gal. This means yoi should be financially stable so we can have fun together.
Message me if I sound like your kinda girl and maybe we can get some wine ;)
>grandfather had a full head of hair until his death
>father has a full head of hair
>my younger brother is balding
Kinda feel bad for him desu
>>71462520
>deshawn
>supernatural
>curvy
fucking disgusting
>>71462526
it also depends on the mother's side
>Tfw no Canadian gf who cooks for me beavers with maple syrup
Feels bad man
>leave for class
>/cum/ is dead as a doorknob
Not cool, boys
>>71463917
>tfw I have a Canadian gf but she hasn't made beavers with maple syrup
>>71464165
Sorry
>today is managers day off
>Tuesdays are usually the slowest so the fewest people are scheduled
>today wasn't usual and was busy as fuck
>one person called out and one person just didn't show
>there were only 5 of us total
>I have to stay until 1 when I was supposed to leave at 11
get me out of here
>>71464221
>>tfw I have a Canadian gf
SHARE REEEE
>>71464315
Chances are that I won't have one in a couple of years
fuck this gay earth
>tfw no money for food right now
>tfw spend it on stupid shit
Hahahaha
>>71464355
Cherish her
>tfw she left before I was ready
I still want to die
>>71464686
I have sixteen dollars for monthly food bills :'^)
>>71465025
GIVE ME
NOOOW
I got a view on okcupid. First one in eighteen months. Wew lads
>>71465073
I'm going to buy ten pounds of oatmeal and a sack of rice or two before this month's end as I haven't went grocery shopping yet. Then at start of next month I might buy more food. Probably the same though. I miss having bread.
Reminder that 5'0 is the perfect height for a girl
Should I take Constantinople back this war, buds?
>>71465155
I would. I'd slowly retake the region and create a vassal state as buffer.
>>71465203
I'm probably going to create Bulgaria as a vassal desu
>>71465296
That's what I would do. If possible I'd them all of remaining Ottoman territory in the Balkans. Give you some nice ports to operate out of for future adventure in the near east.
everyone !
I'm Mohamed from Sinai the eastern Capital of Egypt , 16 years old . I adore Taylor Alison Swift !
I Just Wanna Do a Campaign in order to Can Invite Taylor Alison Swift ! to do a Concert in My Country
Sinai!!!! Because Meeting Taytay is My long-dream Goal !
I Wanna tell her about My love Towards her !my phone is loaded with Taylor swift songs and I have her 1989 Album and her Red Album and I get embarrassed that people will judge me for liking her only my 3 best friends know I really like taylor swift 2 of them call me gay and the other one likes Taylor a lot but not as much as me so does that me gay since I am a 16 year old boy?
so If anyone knows any way to Be Communicated Wtih Taylor swift Tell me and u Guys Try to invite her if u Can !
Thanks , Guys !
Mohamed Said
My nick name is MohamedSwift
>>71465155
Can you get this game without having steam?
>>71465412
Good taste friend
>>71465436
By pirating it rofl
>>71465296
Don't forget you can change province names. Personally I like putting personal stamp on conquered territories. Even if I end up relinquishing them in lost war enemy still has land named after one of kings, or great generals or something appropriate of cultural significance.
>>71465436
You can pirate it.
>>71465380
Doubt I can give them everything in the Balkans in this war, but I've already got nice ports since I own Southern Greece and I'm going to be taking Constantinople for myself (so I can culture convert it to Greek). I also took Cyprus in this war.
>>71465436
You can pick it up in /gsg/. They have pastebin with links to everything you could want.
>>71465483
I don't like giving the land idiotic names desu
Sometimes I'll rename provinces or cities after military leaders or my rulers or give them names in other languages, but that's pretty much it.
>>71465412
Um...back off nerd????
Turks BTFO
>>71465643
You really fucked them up in that war. Hopefully Muscovy gets its shit together and breaks up Polish Crimea. Also surprised to still see Livonia still kicking around in sixteenth century.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71465764
Mornin
Guys????
Where's Latvia????????
>>71465733
I have no idea why Muscovy hasn't kicked Livonian Order's teeth in. They hold Novgorod, so Muscovy can't even form Russia. I didn't even become the Defender of the Faith to allow Muscovy to finally annex them, but they never did so I took the title. I also allied the Poles since the Muscovites have been sitting around doing nothing.
internet has shit the bed buds
slow af
>>71465792
It's a Baltic state.
>It's a baltic state
>>71465822
>state
uhh last time I checked the US didnt have any territories in the Baltics pal
>>71465904
Stop pretending to be retarded.
>It has no ass
Polish girls are qt
>>71465931
youre right its not funny
>>71465970
Bestiality is illegal.
>>71466010
ur mom likes a beast ;)
>>71466056
You're really a conversational wit, you know? As soon as you started posting thread quality shot through roof. I think I should duck out thread as I cannot compete with your personality.
>>71466130
It's too big for you just like how it was too big your ur mom
>>71466165
>your ur
Give me Taylor Swifts address please?
>>71466293
like you said i'm to much for you kid
>>71466382
AYO CRACKA GET DA FUCK OUTTA MA COUNTRY WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIIIETT YALL LIGHT SKINS NEEDA GETTA FUCK OUTTA AYGUPT
>>71466382
plz be my bf
hol up we dem boyz
Why are women so delusional?
>>10130759
>>71466382
My basement
>>71466877
they stay children mentally forever
>>71466837
Sorry but I'm reserved myself for Taylor Alison Swift
>>71466708
I'm black not light skin
>>71466936
Post your arm. Also Muslims need to fuck off. Egypt belongs to the Copts.
>>71466877
One of the few reasons I like being a guy is that we can have real friendships kek
Women all see eachother as competition and will backstab their sister for Chad
>>71466906
I will have to save her. nothing personal
did obama make you a racist?
>>71467062
Wtf put her back
She likes it down there
>>71467062
Post your other 20+ Taylor drawings
>>71467173
>obama made americans racist
>trump will make people think americans are racist
>the rest of the world already thinks americans are racist since it was born
it really makes me pensar
>>71467253
um it is penser*
give me a way to stop being retarded
Does technology change politics? Or does politics change technology?
You decide the outcome of my essay, /cum/.
tfw too autistic to know what to say to Tinder matches
>>71467332
>hands you a brain
try using this
>>71467393
im not very good at using those
>>71467381
wait for them to talk to you
>>71466951
ok.
I don't like to talk about politics. Sorry
>>71467178
N-no.
>>71467215
I think I'll save them for her to see :)
>wait for them to talk to you
>>71467294
french is for gays
>>71467526
Get out of my country, white boi
>>71467575
Egypt? I'm not white as cream though I'm the color of wheat.
>>71467691
Yeah. Egypt belongs to us blacks.
>>71467526
I'm taylor
Pls post
visa application already done, interview in march
What can I expect?
>>71467755
Are you Nubian/ South Egypt?
I thought you were nice
Taylor Swift is the supreme being. She is enormously talented. She is extraordinarily intelligent. She has a gorgeous face. Her body is the ideal female form, an exquisite combination of long, lean, lithe, and delicate. She has the kind of body on a woman you marry because she will be as gorgeous 40 years later as the day you met her.
>>71467842
OOGA BOOGA WE WUZ KANGZ GIDDAFUCKOUT
>>71467842
he's white
>>71467845
pretty much the average Pennsylvanian woman Tbh bud
>>71467931
>american
>white
lmao
>Taylor Swift is the supreme being. She is enormously talented. She is extraordinarily intelligent. She has a gorgeous face. Her body is the ideal female form, an exquisite combination of long, lean, lithe, and delicate. She has the kind of body on a woman you marry because she will be as gorgeous 40 years later as the day you met her.
>>71467973
Doubtful
>taking pictures with another celebrity means they banged
*tips autism*
>>71467827
wut cunt tree
WHO INVITES SOMEONE OVER AT 8 IN THE MORNING TO PLAY MUSIC AND YELL ABOUT SMOKING WEED
Wtf I love weed now
https://youtu.be/BcuZ3C9Q3Jg
>>71468052
to the us
>>71467974
Invited my friend over at 8 in the morning to listen to music and yell about weed, buds
Think my loser neighbor is getting angry
>>71468059
ah yes, the '''''college''''' experience
>>71468128
>>71468128
lmao your neighbor sounds like a bitch
>>71468193
10:1 he's a weeb
>>71468128
Tell your neighbor to take a chill pill lol
>>71468238
I think he needs to get laid desu
>>71468343
delet this
>>71452238
> Montreal just became a sanctuary city
> Toronto
> Vancouver
> London
> Hamilton
> all currently sanctuary cities
Who else decided that getting /out/ of Canada is the best way forward for the future. Fuck this country and its suicidal tendencies. I'm fucking off to Eastern Europe. This shithole can burn for all I care.
Forgot we legalized gay marriage desu
>>71468430
> Montreal just became a sanctuary city
Fuck
>>71468393
BOY HE BOUDDA DO IT
No gf? No problem!
>>71468512
but i'm not into asians
>>71468512
Is Bannon an ethnic nationalist who believes in spiritual egoism a la Evola? Please tell me no.
>>71468566
Havin a wank to those dubs t'bh
>>71468512
>FB killed the VR waifu age
whats the point anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQKnCbI7MA8
irl shitposting is fantastic
>Europe always in our /cum/ threads
Honestly why? You have your own threads.
>>71468663
Same reason Americans post in /brit/
>>71468455
Proofs? I'm scared, buds
>>71468455
Just fuck this shithole up senpai
composing a symphony
>>71468703
>not watching the ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((news))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>71468691
I don't ever go in /brit/, is it just because they want to shitpost?
>>71468548
Then youre gay
Congrats
Daily reminder that you can make (((anything))) look suspicious by putting many pairs of parentheses around it.
>>71468766
Basically, yeah.
>>71468455
Good, hopefully it will speed up the coming of the Race War.
(to any police or intelligence agents reading this: the above post is a work of fiction and/or satire and does not reflect the views of the poster)
>>71468808
>asianmasculinity
>>71468548
Faggot lol
>>71468548
Wanna know how I know you're a pleb?
>mfw a guy who liked girls with zero ass/tits called someone gay
>>71468888
Quads of truth
Nice job
>>71468817
((((((Daily))) (((reminder))) (((that))) (((you))) (((can))) (((make))) (((anything))) (((look))) (((suspicious))) (((by))) (((putting))) (((many))) (((pairs))) (((of))) (((parentheses))) (((around))) (((it))))))
(((penis)))
Any of you mind watching my retarded son while I go to the bathroom?
((((The))) jews ((((did))) (((this)))
>>71468948
Ah yes, the (((Jews)))
>>71468888
Nice quads desu
>>71468998
>retarded
that's a bad word anon, please delete this
>gooks
>>71469037
Not an antisemetic post
>>71469061
Antisemetic post
Reported to the ICC enjoy your charges for crimes against humanity
>drying machine at my apartment broke
>>71469123
>tfw my clothes are comfy in the dryer right now
>>71469178
FUCK you
Now I'm gonna have to drive to the laundromat
>/CUM/
>Canada, Mexico, USA
>50% of posters are from somewhere else
>>71469214
We need a wall
>>71469214
cum lol
>>71469204
all I have to do is take the elevator downstairs
>>71469214
The wall just got 10 feet taller
>>71469214
It's still a redditflag circlejerk
>>71469301
only fags use flags lmao
>>71468703
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/montreal-sanctuary-city-1.3990835
Start planning where you will be moving to now, before shit hits the fan. I for one am learning Polish and moving to Poland. Fuck this country.
Kill all flaggots
Alright my guys, 3 weeks vacation in April.
Now it's time to start planning
>>71469354
>>71469332
this tbqhwyf
>>71469354
This tbqhwya
>le ebin flagfags pretenting they hate flagfags meme
you guys really are cancer
>>71469341
>I for one am learning Polish and moving to Poland. Fuck this country.
lol
>>71469341
>Critics welcome gesture, but say city must go beyond words to help asylum seekers
Is no one there talking about the strain this could put on your social system
Is /cum/ the flaggiest general?
>>71469417
Shut up Mahmoud.
>>71469438
The overwhelming response of the common person is outrage at this decision. But out political " elite " believe they know better than the plebs they rule. Fuck this place.
>>71469403
>Windsor
Faggot
>>71469453
/flag/ maybe
>>71469482
>Kingay
lmao
>>71469341
Everyone's pissed look at the comments
Woodstock >>> Windsor t'bh
>>71469482
>/flag/
that's not a real general
>>71469554
ur not a real general
>>71469476
>european governments circa 2014
lol peace love coexist open the borders dude haha cultural relativism ftw xD
>european governments 2017
wtf i hate refugees now
This cute poo girl next to me is browsing /r/4chan again
>>71469581
what am I
>>71469582
That's why you should get stability with a Presidential system
>>71469527
>No one is advocating that.those gaining landed status must be paid the minimum wage. Which, BTW needs to be increased so that ALL Canadians can afford to sustain themselves
Haha how is minimum wage even real nigga haha like get a better job nigga haha
>>71469634
a dumb ladyboy who gets cucked by the colonel
>>71468011
is she autistic?
>>71469527
> implying Liberals care about public opinion
Those fucking bastards are going to try and use weed to secure a second term.
>>71469582
*Western European
Eastern Europe never gave in and refused to let in Muslim/African migrants.
>>71469733
a whore
>>71469733
she's probably high lol
>>71469740
Your holy racially pure white wonderland Poland is western European you mong.
Serious question: why do euros lurk cum?
>>71469852
they want to be in the presence of glorious north americans
>>71469852
Because we are the forefathers of Americans.
We are what made /cum/ possible, we are you roots and your beginning.
>>71469852
They're obsessed
>>71469816
It's considered Eastern Europe and geographically it is Central Europe. Now go kiss the dirt Mehmet.
>>71469934
>It's considered Eastern Europe
by who, you?
>>71469897
Brits, french, and spaniards yes
Not germans, danes, and finnish
what do i do what do i do
i know im going to tell my 4 year old that the president hates her
hahaha that'll show dr*mpf i'm a hip young progressive single mother
pussy power!
>>71469993
>not germans
bud...
>>71469993
Germans literally built America from the core up.
>>71469993
The Danes and Finns are alright though
>>71470037
NOT GERMANS
>>71469733
Yes /our girl/
Should I learn Polish?
FACT: There are no Germans in America, only Americans.
>>71470170
What for?
Learn Mandarin.
>>71470207
What for?
Learn Navajo.
>>71470207
Polish qts
>learn mandarin
no gross lol
>>71470248
What for?
Learn Irish.
>>71470202
This, germins are vermins
>>71470248
shoulda just genoCided them
>>71470276
they speak english
>guest speaker talking about privacy
>shilling for tor and ghostery
>uses chrome and OSX for day to day use
Classic
>Not learning the vastly superior Cantonese
>>71470362
Retard
I don't want to learn oriental languages
>>71470401
English is the best language. all others must be banned.
>>71470401
Oriental languages are the worst.