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me irl

>>71451319
bit cucky

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wahey!
what kind of crazy scenarios will they think up next??

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect...

>MPs triggered as fuck about Trump coming to Britain on a state visit
>Utter silence when we invited Xi Jinping and China who have committed countless human rights abuses

Do not understand this double standard

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>>71451407
would be a laff if trump put you on the bottom of the trade priority list because of it

>>71451397
t. high school student

>>71451431
>a international
grim

>>71451319
didgeridooing

>>71451407
because Xi Jinping isn't an attention whore who shitposts controversial retarded shit on twitter daily, so he doesn't get media attention and therefore most of the world doesn't even know who he is

>>71451319
like, just arrrbee yourself

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>>71451441
say that to my face and see what happens

lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala llaaaaa
deetdeet doo deetdeet doo
DEETDEET DEET DOO
DOOO DOOO DOOO DOOO DEETDEETDEETDOO

DIETDIETDIETDIETDIET DIDDLEDIDDLEDIDDLE DOO
DEEDLEY DOO
DOO DEE
DOODEEDOODEE DOODLEY DOO

DOODLE DOO
DeEeEeEeE

71451481
fuck off nonce

>>71451471
it's also expected for a communist country to have a terrible cunt of a leader. It's not as expected in the U.S, the so-called "land of the free" and arguably the most influential country in the world

>>71451407
are these MPs fighting trump because of their personal quarrels or because they are obligated to by their voting bases?

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Met my date at 6
Had dinner til 6:40, mostly listened to her chat on while sharing a couple of stories of my own. Seemed a bit nervous but an alright type.
On the way to the pub she said not gonna work out but nice to meet you.

Bloody hell she could've given it an hour

>>71451523
did you pay for dinner?

>>71451523
>she said not gonna work out
why

>>71451360
literallly REEING

10010100010010101011001011001100010

>>71451523
was she wearing underwear

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>half awake
>making coffee
>put coffee grounds in
>turn it on
>forgot the water
>panic
>dump water in while it's hot
>huge burst of steam explodes out of it
>coffee grounds fly all over the place
>huge mess i don't want to clean up
>mfw

>>71451545
>google translate still doesn't have a binary to english section

what the fuck are they playing at

>>71451534
She had her wallet out by the time I had mine out so we split it

>>71451537
"I just don't think we click"

latest date had the worst virgin stare imaginable
had to leave before he murdered me or something

>>71451561
men have wallets
women have purses
purses go inside their handbags

alri liddos i'm back

had to sit out a 24 hour site-wide ban

apparently janny doesn't like ASCII penises

>>71451576
Some women have wallets now mate

>>71451582
is there anything he does like?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FzU5Q4uI3iw
vintage tune

>>71451521
Personal quarrels of course. Every time a petition gets a million signatures to ban Trump, most of them are by either Scots, Londoners or bots. Most of the country doesn't actually care, but we have a very sensitive and elitist politics class that values itself over the people and enjoy making stupid decisions regularly

wew almost forgot malcolm in the middle is starting in five minutes
that was a close one

>>71451603
hello nigger

Many House of Lords members claim £300 a day 'for doing nothing'

>>71451616
FOY

>>71451587
yeah dykes

Visiting the old "Angkor Wat"
Bit hot out

*emerges from magic lamp*

>>71451626
hello nigger

>>71451601
policing anime imageboards without any expectation of compensation for doing so

>>71451635
first wish: I can teleport instantly like that jumper movie

>>71451633
alri? having a good old "holiday in cambodia" i take it lol
i dont know who does that song i just vaguely remember its name from guitar hero 3

reddit mongs are sperging out about sutton not being 'classy' enough

>>71451636
pathetic
*goes to talk with someone else*

>>71451635
fitting you enter a room just as you exist it

as a puff

>>71451656
*sneaks up behind you and whispers in your ear*
hello nigger

>>71451649
ill have a word with management and see what cna be done

>>71451658
lots of LOLs

funny how i, a gay nonce, thought milo yiannopoulos was a rather handsome man, and in fact posted such thoughts on the 'chon, several days before he too was outed as a gay nonce

edged for about 8 hours nonstop today lads

when i finally came it was like a geyser of cum shooting out and way more than i've ever shot before

felt absolutely amazing but afterwards i was rendered nearly immobile by pain in my bollocks and lower stomach that persisted for quite some time

>>71451650
Must say that the temples start to blur together after a while -- Bit repetitive. Some of the overgrown trees on the decayed stone looks quite aesthetic, but there are Chinese tour groups everywhere.

Probably will pass out from heat stroke any time soon in ten minutes. Had more UV today than last year in total.

never again want to imagine a yanks shrivelled willy, defiled by jewry, as long as i live, much less in the throes of ejaculation

Just heard the Aussies got 9/11'd lads

>>71451732
yh tourists are the bane of the planet atm, the world would lose nothing if they were all rounded up and gassed (the tourism industry would collapse and all them nonces would have to get real jobs working the fields)

business idea: increase immigration

loving my cool 9 o'clock dusk chill session, windows open, occasional vehicles passing, leaves dripping softly - perfection

Seen Bob Irwin got a hait cut VERY BAD gimmick

>>71451738
nah it was still Americans

>>71451732
have you shot a water buffalo with an rpg yet?

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>>71415968
>RESTING A LIT CIGARETTE ON A PLATE WHICH WILL BE USED TO EAT FROM
NIGGER, ¿¡WAT!?
just think of potentially ruining a whole fucking meal due to rank ash.

thinking of having a wee, letting that golden piss stream into the toilet bowl, and perhaps a shit too, and a hearty wipe, flushing afterwards, and washing my hands, and returning to my quarters

doing a poo and having a think about you

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>tfw this is your city's flag
and i thought the leaf was bad

thinking of nipping down the chavvy park in my pyjamas to have a cigarette and watch the ducks

>>71451767
it's earlier here and a fucking hate sunset, it's a daily reminder of your own mortality

>>71451717
always get the ol' lowerbody pain when I do that

WELL GOOD MORNING

>>71451767
you gay?

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why is the rising sun not banned

>>71451736
switch to eastern european studios
the thinking man's porn

>>71451767
whereabouts lad

if it's auckland or wellington you better jump out that window

>>71451885
a sub-urb of wellington, but im afraid i dont understand your post - am i in danger? is it a fad?

>>71451872
i do not watch your filth, except on special occasions, or to laugh

>>71451837
a cowboy hat is honestly better than a leaf

>>71451837
unironically thought that was the turkish flag

>>71451872
uncut nigger porn is the thinking man's porn

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>>71451736
>"never again want to imagine...
>... the throes of ejaculation"
wtf? that's the best part, I hate Aotearoa now!

absolutely no luck on the ol' 'der

full of scandinavians, irish and english

just need ONE qt with low self-esteem ar000000000000

>>71451782
My mate's doing that Wednesday.

I'm only going to fire an AK47 at a wall. Don't have the heart to blow up a cow.

>>71451911
out you go faggy boy

>>71451871
the swastika isn't banned either but

the japs' holocaust across china and the philippines and malaysia and indochina and burma was carried out against nonwhites

that's why

>>71451956
fuck off reddit

>>71451976
that could seriously jeopardize the structural integrity of the wall though, possibly causing a collapse in the future that may injure, maybe even fatally, people or animals

>sleep for 12 hours
>wake up tired anyway
This is horse shit.

>>71451952
yuros have that too
it's a medley of entertainment, everything you want/ need

>>71451988
>implying we don't care about non-whites

it's one of the biggest reasons we dropped the nukes my dude

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Why is the checkerboard not banned? it was literally used by mates of Nazis.

>>71452017
Sleeping 12 hours is also bad

Cut knobs are disgusting tbqhwy
Think if I ever brought a lad with one home I'd batter him for wasting my time

reckon milo's dream of becoming a television celebrity is well over lads

bit of a shame considering bill maher fell in love with him and definitely would've made him a regular on his show

got canned from cpac and lost his book deal as well also he's no longer going to get invites to give talks anywhere

looks like he'll breitbart tech editor is where his train ends

>>71452021
saw that one where they flew a jav pornstar out to somewhere in africa and she got gangbanged by uncut tribal niggers with no condoms

>>71451983
was it a threat? i wouldnt even have time to do a smooth forward roll upon landing, it would take 0.1 seconds to land

I'll kill you

>>71452037
it's not the nukes were dropped to force japan into unconditional surrender so that we wouldn't have to invade the home islands
such an invasion would've cost tens of thousands of american lives at a minimum

>>71452105
*polishes your knob*

feel better now?

autismo's getting more agressive lately. before he was just that twattish annoyance in the corner and was largely ignored by anyone with good sense.
now he's making threats, posting the racism he picked up from /pol/ and his sycophancy for Hitler's fags in an attempt to fit in and find some people to give him attention he so craves.

>>71452079
would very much like to see that

Pros/cons on havinga foursome with local cambodian girls for twenty american dollars?

>>71452174
stds

>>71452144
he's even become somewhat self-aware
enough to construct decent bait but not enough to recognise the autism coursing through him

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Laughing but also quite scared

>>71452099
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XibzC-e_s5M

Thoughts?

can't wait til global warming causes an ice age

>>71452209
am akshally an enfp with a short ol fuse haha im not a frog tho

>>71452229
110% ready to memorise
new phone btw who dis

arguing about planning regulation on reddit again lads

daffodils are coming out like a good'un this year, how are yours doing?
you do have daffodils, don't you? you're not a paki, right?

>>71452252
abolish the green belt

mind you johnny doesnt half look fat as a fennel dunne
and are barbossas looking about 150 years old, maybe even 151
i'll "FORESTALL MY JUDGEMENT-AH" til it comes out regardless but el hopes are high

>>71452229
Was that entirely cg? and why was the pirate skull wearing a that kid shirt

>>71452267
*kicks your daffodils*

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>>71452055
>Sleeping 12 hours is also bad

>>71452267
Would like to have a garden 2bh

>>71452300
looking forward to based javier bardem as the villain 2bh

>>71452157
cannot for the life of me remember what website it was on. i know it was on vhs too

>>71452267
>Tfw had the garden cemented over
Regret it desu, miss seeing the birds peckin about in the grass

>>71452055
Nah, former Inter Milan manager Helenio Herrus used to make all his players sleep 12 hours before any match

>>71452267
>if you don't let weeds take over your garden you are a paki
erm err uhh hmm

>>71452369
Naked Continent

>>71452106
russia was invading from the north, and we were about to invade from the south. japan was screwed. you're right, millions would have died, but they were never going to win that battle. we dropped the nukes to scare the shit out of the russians because we needed to make sure that we came out of the war on top. things would have been much different between us and russia if we never dropped those bombs. the cold war would have turned into WW3

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me and a mate

>>71452209
intp haha

not a fan

>the cold war would have turned into WW3
nah

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>>71452252
>'dit

>>71452393
>>71452358
People say oversleeping is bad but that really wasn't what I meant. Most people are already sleeping for 1/3 third of their lives away, pushing it further is just wasteful.

Say if you live to 70 you weren't even there for 24 years

>>71452409
>Sakkun, the director of the "Naked Continent" series, said he was struck by the poverty of children in Africa in his previous trips to the continent and he wanted to do something to help. The company was turned down by some charitable groups but found one organization who was interested, the Musona Self Help Group (MSHG), which helps orphans in western Kenya. Natural High donated 1 million yen (about $10,000) to the group with a further donation of 1000 yen (about $10) for each copy of the Naked Continent Charity Project DVD sold
sat doing a big think about life

*pantses europe*

>>71452442
easy for you to say
deutschland 83 is a documentary

saw someone on another board post my OC (original content) and I got embarrassed

>>71452421
america and britain and china and france would've heemed the ussr
we also could've easily gotten the tens of thousands of german POWs in american camps to fight against russia

should've nuked japan then nuked russia

deutschland deutschland uber alles

>>71452475
did a surrup' google
looks interesting, I'll give it a watch

>>71452502
>china
are you serious? literally a non-entity at that point
ever heard of the opium wars?

Highly suspect that the Kiwi accent is in fact a speech impediment.
The amount of stops and starts in the rhythm of their conversation and the amount of emphasis they have to put on vowels seems like it would take a lot of effort.

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I just can't manage complex social interactions lads

Interviewers say I have no enthusiasm
Dates say they're not romantically interested
Friends are a small group of anti-social types
Workmates I get along fine with, but just as a jokey guy and not so much 'part of the group'

Bit lonely ain't it

>>71452554
Just takes practice

don't give up

>>71452512
good
ps everyone has aids

>>71452528
>are you serious?
yes
>ever heard of the opium wars?
nope, don't care either

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>>71452463
What's the point of living/being awake if it feels so miserly?
Better to have good rest and feel able to get thru a day (or something along that line of thought).

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>>71452554
>anon why don't you ever smile

>>71452550
one thing i cant fucking stand is how they overemphasise their Ts
half the time they replace it with a D and the other half they go TTTTTTT at the end of the word like theyre trying to sound like the queen

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>>71452554
just feel sorry for yourself, I do it all the time

>>71452571
sm hf am do they push the aids meme because it's a period drama?
hate when you watch something set in the 60s and everyone is incessantly smoking as that's all people did back then

anyone else weigh themselves before and after every shit?

just did a 400 gram poo

business idea: pay bonuses to bankers

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some cheeky cunt from Down Under de-pantsu'd me in front of everyone who personally knows me.
how will I ever live with this memory of embarrassment?

>>71452637
everyone did smoke though, try watching actual 60s shows

>>71452680
we should also give them footballer's wages

No longer a kissless virgin just a normal virgin

got yucky on Saturday night and I've felt out of it since
just want to feel normal again lads

Haven't answered my phone in 3 days

The ol 'lancholia got me good

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>>71452580
Was expecting this runtic post.
If you don't wake with the sun you're already sabotaging your day.

Waking up around midday pretty much amounts to rejection of human society, if you're not even willing to play the game you've already become a no hoper.

Also don't take this post as a validation of your hopeless cunt status and double down on your shit ways like every other robot poster.

kill all niggers

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Angry dumb cager scum

browsing Crimes of Britian

coooked pasta

VERY close to going to bed

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>>71452723
WELCOME TO THE
WONDERFUL
WORLD OF
PSYCHOSIS

>>71452600
Are you strayan? would have preferred to get banter back from a kiwi.

do often find the accent cute on girls though

>>71452788
no english
fucking hate all kiwis and everything about this dickhead country but i cant leave

never heard a brit say "poop" or "pooper"

new zealand

who thought that was a good idea?

>>71452806
alri Dr. Anon

>>71452806
Find it very offensive when non Australians insult NZ.

Why can't you leave?

>>71452806
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHme_CcNpr4

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21st Feb 1988: Aidan McAnespie was shot dead by a British soldier in Tyrone, Ireland. The British state covered up the murder.

>>71452723
been completely sober after frying my brain on mdma and lsd and bongs ten times over, been sober for ages now

highly reccomend sobriety+excercise+diet and the discipline to stick to all three for healing

brother was going to a talk from the israeli ambassador in his university last night but a group of leftists blocked the doors and protested so it got called off

>>71452854
>tfw can't maintain my sobriety
grim

>>71452846
at no great loss to anything or anyone

OH HE DOESNT LOOK A THING LIKE JESUS

BUT HE, TALKS LIKE A GENTLEMAN

LIKE YOU IMAGINED WHEN YOU

WERE YOUUUUUUNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>71452846
>Tyrone, Ireland
how did they get away with this

>>71452705
didn't finish that post
I mean how they shoehorn cig advertisements everywhere, doctors promoting it, people saying "no it's good for you docters say so!!" it's incessant
just lazy writing so you can laugh at how hideously ignorant absolutely everyone was supposed to be

>>71452879
shit song

>>71452846
>Aidan
he deserved it
truly awful name

>>71452846
nothing that happened before i was born matters

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21st Feb 1988: Seamus O'Finnegan was shot dead by a British hero in Tyrone, Ireland. The British state protected civilians from a terrorist

>>71452883
oh yh thats a copout, like arbitrary disco parties in the 70s and wogs getting what they deserve in the 30s

>>71452868
the secret is to not consume any intoxicants

Essential abo core youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5vgHieA_n8

>>71452881
how the fuck did niggers start calling themselves tyrone
where did they even hear it from haha

>>71452912
abo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9-xJgdYd5o

>>71452903
so thats what i was doing wrong
thanks lad

>71452873
>71452894
>71452893
oh look, a bunch of edgelords who haven't grown past adolescence.
hint: civilian, not a fighter

>>71452865
funny how leftists hate israel but love jews while righties love israel but hate jews

>>71452528
they had hundreds of millions of people available for the fight
once japan is out of the picture it wouldn't be hard to keep mao and kai shek allied with a simple "russia is the real enemy" talk also russia was in a really bad way at that time their industrial heartland and agricultural capacity was destroyed by the germans

choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYLKGIf68So

never knew /brit/ was so hibernophobic

>>71452955
Know someone your whole life, next day, they're a terrorist

when i was 11 my sister had a gay friend over and i'm pretty sure he would have tried to bum me if he'd gotten me alone

@71452946

>defending the name aidan
it's a truly dire name tho and anyone who has it deserves a cheeky bullet if they haven't changed it already

>>71452955
don't give a fuck about sleeping through the winter, I just don't want to have to see it

>>71452949
honestly leftists are so supportive of muslims these days they're becoming more anti semetic

all irish should be killed anyway

except kev of course

guys like me wouldn't last long in prison

I work 50 hours a week, but I identify sexually as a NEET.

I'm on hormone therapy to become a flabby loser with aspergers.

>>71452993
that name graces the man in the greatest 4chan meme to have ever existed
heem yourself

Dr Pavel? I'm with the CIA.

might get a job as a prostitute

>>71453012
it's so ironic it's hard to believe

muslims are cancer, jews are aids

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listening to sabaton, lads

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well?

would post my 'lly but my cellular connection is range banned

Have never seen proof that your average Irishman is behaves any worse than an English one

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Akinwale Oluwafolajimi Oluwatope Arobieke (born 15 July 1961), known locally in North West England as Purple Aki due to his very dark skin almost resembling the colour purple, is an English convicted criminal. Arobieke is a 6 ft 5 in-tall (196 cm) bodybuilder who weighs 22 stone (140 kg; 310 lb). His criminal activities are sexually motivated, a fact which was recognised in 2006 by Liverpool Magistrates' Court, when Merseyside Police successfully applied to them for a Sexual Offences Prevention Order. The Prevention Order was lifted in May 2016.

>>71453056
PURELY BLUE
U
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L
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B
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U
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>>71453058
Almost like conservatives throwing their support behind reality TV characters and cheeky homosexuals.

Politics is changing, and I don't like it.

>>71453077
me in the puddle between matey shooting himself and Cambridge Uni

>>71453077
The 1990s called, it wants its poster back

>>71453087
just googled that and looks like it went tits up in 2012

>>71453076
Metal is legitimately 99% cancer.

It's just hip-hop for white boys.

All style, no substance.

>>71453077
>gloucester
>fred west

actually depressing that this town will always be known for that and only that

>>71453099
buuuurned

>>71453115
t. my favourite band is the beatles

>>71453111
yup
[spoiler]internet bill[/spoiler]

wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzaaaap

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cannot fathom liking a girl so much that id change her shitty nappies

>>71453133
It's Elton John, actually.

SAY SORRY, NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltAxoW7ltok

>>71453115
some metal is sick its funny as and the whole serious metal warrior thing is really funny, when combined with spastic imagery

>>71453115
its not though :)

>>71453151
cause you're a bender

going to fuck 2 vietnam slags today

ones coming over in an hour

been so horney though that i've been wanking for the last 45 minutes haha pmsl

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The gf

>>71453155
wow, what a shocker

>>71453155
ah yes, that famous band

>>71452950
again, ever heard of the opium wars? euros swept through china without any resistance, numbers don't matter when you've got chinklet chinese fighting with swords and shit
tbf that was in the manchu era and China had been a republic for a while by ww2 iirc but they hadn't modernised much, they might have been a power if chiang kai shek stood back and let the americans arm and train them but he was too much of a fuckwit to allow that
>keep mao and kai shek allied with a simple "russia is the real enemy"
except mao literally lead a party called "the communist party", sure they were hostile with the bolsheviks later but they were still flirting with marxist leninism early, had advisers going back and forth. they had no beef with the russians, and while you're right russia was in an absolute state after wwII so was china; their entire northeast was destroyed by japan.
if there was a follow-on ww3 neither side would win, the europeans would do anything to avoid another war and even if they + america invaded russia they were too far away to mobilise all those troops and successfully conquer russia, would be a stalemate

>>71453155
>71453155
you idiot

>>71453191
what a fucking dork

unironically enjoy listening to observant catholics sing explicit songs about nazi war atrocities

>>71453156
even if they had survived gallipoli they would be dead right now anyway

>>71453192
sticking your dick in Henry doesn't make him your gf, mate

>>71453194
I actually studied music in school, so I like to listen to musical instruments played well.

https://youtu.be/sc3ldg81pjM

90% of metal guitarists can hardly play the guitar.

>>71453205
woww haha chillax ironstine

can't spell crap without metal

>>71453218
delete this post mate

doing a listen to a new band called elton john, named after the famous singer

Who's your favourite member of Elton John lads?

>>71453251
Yes you can

>>71453205
chinese could've easily been supplied by usa and australia and british india

>>71453247
can't believe i share a board with you

>>71453156
sorry ur a gaylord haha

going to a costume party with 4 of my mates, we're going as Elton John

it was so gassed in there

>Give me 1 Australian Division and I will conquer the world.
>If I had to take hell, I would use the Australians to take it and the New Zealanders to hold it.

Fact: Australians are the most powerful race on the planet

Did someone say gas?

>>71453247
you might actually be retarded. metal guitarists are some of the best guitar players in the world whether you respect the genre or not

going to a costume party with Elton John, we're going as mates

was devastated when elton john broke up

Quite like the drummer in Elton John

might go get some street food

>>71453115
>hip hop for white boys
hip hop is a great genre and you're a pretentious cunt who only listens to boring shit
>>71453156
pure trash

who /morning wank/ here

>>71453401
hope you get malaria <3

>>71453422
they're alright but I prefer Elton John

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You dumb faggots do know there is actually an Elton John Band?

Your posts are kind of embarassing.

>>71453156
sorry for your awfiul taste in music

>>71453435
wtf???

>>71453266
USA had been supplying the nationalists for ages and supporting them against the commies yet got btfo by literal peasants. they could've sent over all the weapons and advisors you like, but the nationalists were incompetent and didn't actually control china outside of shanghai and rich coastal areas, there's just no way they could've fought russia after japan and there's no way the communists would've let that happen, history already proves mao won even with generous american support
>australia
we were just an agrarian outpost at that point, literally nothing to offer
>india
ah yes, all those starving indians could've made a huge impact. even while massive independance movements were ongoing they would've happily fought for their british massas

>>71453422
Mostly do the bedtime wank during the week and the morning wank on the weekend

>>71453460
usa also supplied the mao in wwii you forget that he and shek were allied in the fight against the japs
could've easily swung that against japan

>>71453447
you said
>It's Elton John actually
not
>It's the Elton John Band actually

» Type 5: Soft blobs with clear-cut edges

I consider this form ideal. It is typical for a person who has stools twice or three times daily, after major meals. The diameter is 1 to 1.5 cm (0.4–0.6”).

Rate my favourite bands? certainly
1. Elton John
2 - 10000000. Power gap
10000001. The so-called "The Elton John Band"

what are you favourite sex positions lads

>love Scots
>can't even understand them
They're probably the worst nation of Europe, even worse than Irish

music in the 70s was well shit

>>71453528
missionary for the sole purpose of procreation

>>71453528
The ol' John Elton

>>71453539
No it wasn't

>>71453528
the fruit bat

>>71453539
Queen was not that bad though

>>71453543
bit gay

>>71453528
the sex 69 ;)

>>71453422
Guilty as charged haha xx

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How the fuck is Elton John pretentious?

It's just genuinely good music done well.

A lot of his influence is country/blues and it borders on glam rock and funk.

If we want to talk pretentious, we can go with the Smiths or Pink Floyd.

Elton John is honest to goodness salt of the earth 70s rock and roll music.

There's a reason he had such broad appeal and went on to become one of the best selling artists in history. It's just good honest shit.

>>71453456
you 'erd

>>71453528
stomach to back while she moans and I whisper weird things into her earlobe and pounding type relentlessly "please, but, NOOO..enhhhOHHH"

>>71453557
their best stuff was made in the 80s

>>71453576
>reddit spacing

post ignored.

doing an elton john

>>71453582
Ok, I didn't know that. What about scorpions?

>>71453502
What's your opinion on the Bristol stool chart

>>71453528
taking tea with the parson desu

hey guys

white people am i rite

>>71453576
It's boring music for middle aged mums

>>71453539
WRONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgCZN1rU5co

>>71453528
Amateur drunk sex in a pool full of vomit

>>71453534
So how do you know you love them

https://imgur.com/gallery/AbRNA

>>71453596
prefer spiders

>>71453576
if the most pretentious bands you can think of are the smiths and pink floyd you're a full fucking nerd cunt

ps the smiths and morrisseys solo work is nothing short of a triumph

Government is cutting back completely on GB badminton funding
absolute disgrace
will be writing a letter to my MP

>>71453582
David Bowie.

>>71453500
>usa also supplied the mao in wwii
proofs?
they were allied in name but in reality the communists were leading the fight against the russians, shek was too keen on stockpiling weapons and keeping casualties down so when the war was over he had the power to eradicate the communists. communist commitment to fighting the japanese is partly why they became so popular, even today the north is a lot more pro-communist than the south
>could've easily swung that against japan
I guess you mean russia, and no they couldn't; the japs were aggressors in wwii and the chinese were just trying to drive them out while suffering massive casualties and destruction. there's no way they would've willingly fought the russians because the americans wanted them to. would've been massive revolts against the nationalist government if they tried without good reason and Mao would never agree to it, if he did he would've lost all political relevance

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Sing us a song you're the piano man
Sing us a song tonight
'Cus we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' alright

the smiths are great but it is very pretentious and morrisey is a right arrogant twat.

>>71453657
david whoie?

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>>71453636

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when a white bitch try talk to u

*500k retweets 700k favourites*

>>71453652
proofs?

You have a lot of loyalty for a hired gun. He didnt fly so well

>>71453632
My mum is one of them

morrissey is better than the smiths

>>71453679
https://www.theguardian.com/sport/blog/2017/feb/21/uk-sport-shows-it-has-no-time-for-losers-in-drive-for-olympic-medals

>>71453637
Aussie pls

>>71453675
how do we solve the non white question?

>>71453667
David "Jagger in the Dagger" Bowie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9G4jnaznUoQ

>>71453697
love morrissey, one of my favourite bands

the smiths were better than morrissey

mozzie's nothing without Marr

honestly can't believe MY TAX DOLLARS go towards paying for fucking swimmers to swim and runners to run ffs

Like a bit of Barry White

>>71453740
we've a long history of anti intellectualism, speaking as a bricklayer

>>71453750
which bit?

>oy vey fellow white people, we need to stop being so evil

There're days where this whole existential affair feels pretty weird and sort of plain.

>>71453717
pls delet this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ke4pHqBtbyI

>>71453777
Any bit
Just a bit though don't wanna go mad with it

>>71453770
tbf it's true all over the world but what's the fucking point? there's no payoff

>>71453717
that was terrible. they look like heroin addicts.

>>71453777
ha ha i bet he like the penis ;)

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Hey Jude, don't make it sad
Take a bad song, and make it better
And remember, to open up your heart
And then you will start, to make it better
Better, better, better

>>71453808
there is none but dumb people get to feel good about stickin it to those smug nerds

see: trump

of course this is hyperbole but w/e

>French presidential frontrunner Emmanuel Macron on Friday stepped up his condemnation of France’s colonial past in Algeria, rejecting fierce criticism from the country’s conservative right.

Thoughts?

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>>71453770
>speaking as a bricklayer
awroight crazy steve?

>>71453846
(((Jude)))

>>71453780
To stop being such racist bastards send a few shekels to this account AJEWTREATINGGOYIMS666

>>71453780
No goy has ever said 'my fellow white people'

Sutton's 23 stone goalie ate a pie during last nights match lel

I truly the believe that the next thread will be a gamechanger.
Unfortunately, the posting rate may be a bit problematic but rest assured we won't need to pay the freight to the janny because he does it for free.

quick rundown on The Elton Johns?

>>71453869
Jews. The lot of them.

>>71453869
Though he's already with Freddy Mercury

>>71453808
So the africans and mulattos representing your particular country in the olympics win more medals than the africans and mulattos representing other countries

>>71453862
It was staged by The S*n

pale in comparison to the paul mccartneys

>>71453852
not a one

>>71453856
Already sent all my shekels to @FindomPrincess123 sorry Goldberg