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You have to move to one of these places. You will live there for the rest of your life.

Where do you pick, and why?

(If you already live in one of these, pick a different one)
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>>71450902
Sweden
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What is best in life?
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Funland because it seems tolerant to other race
sweden is also tolerant but i do not want to live with many blacks and arabs around me. thats dangerous
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Norway
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>>71450998
(If you already live in one of these, pick a different one)

>>71451005
I don't understand your question
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Could probably close my eyes and throw a dart at these flags and be fairly happy with the result, desu.
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>>71450902
Iceland.. very white
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>>71451046
Catch up, autismo.
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>>71450902
I would prefer the warmest country among them
Fuck winter
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>>71450902
You've forgotten a couple of flags, including the best Nordic flag after Norway - West Riding of Yorkshire.
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Theyre overrated, maybe finland
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>>71450902
faroe islands
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>>71451091
I excluded mainland UK because it's not exotic enough and hardly culturally nordic in comparison to the other places
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Probably Iceland, Spice up the local genepool a bit.
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Norway, probably. They seem like the coolest Nords
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>>71450902

Norway.

My largest (yes) MUH HERITAGE is in Norway.

Denmark has the most important and original version of the flag, but I honestly like Norway's version best. The basic-red and deep-blue are close to American colors.

I love winter and I do just fine with grey weather, long nights, etc. Winter discourages weaklings.

Norway is currently in NATO, and NOT in the EU. This makes Norway most like the USA, Canada, and Iceland. I had a nice roommate from Iceland for year but we're talking the rest of my life.

I read Giants in the Earth once.

My American aunt and uncle did a holiday there once, out of MUH HERITAGE. They liked it.

Todd Terje! Royksopp! Sophus Lie! Trygve Lie! The Thing 2011 (fuck you I like that movie)! :D
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>>71451174
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>>71451223

All right fine, I'm autistic, but not so autistic that I would wish to be exiled to Finland, where I have no Muh Heritage to encourage me.

Also the proportion of your cross is too fat.
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>>71451250
I have hard time recognizing are you serious or not so i'm just not gonna say anything.
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>>71450902
Sweden, I'm interested in the Stockholm school of economics.
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>>71450902
Finland shouldn't be part of this, because they have no language, culture or genetics close to the germanics.
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>>71450902
Norway
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>>71451364
thas rite
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>>71451390
DON'T POST PICTURES OF MEEE
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Iceland no fucking question.
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Iceland
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>>71451364
dis rite here
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>>71450902
Denmark is the warmest and probably most comfy
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>>71450902
Well I quite enjoy Sweden, and Norway is pretty much Sweden but with a few extra letters and red instead of yellow, so fine.
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>>71450902
Norway and Iceland for amazing scenery
Sweden and Finland for the wild animals
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>>71451364
>you have to move to northern europe
>finland isnt part of it
Good to know
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>>71450902
I would take Denmark because it's the least cucked and the booze is the cheapest there. It's also closest to the rest of the world, no need to take a plane or a boat to visit other countries.
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>>71452031
This, are we southern europe then?
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>>71451283

that's kuuuuuuuuuuuuu.
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>>71451502
>for the wild animals
I hope you like elk, motherfucker.
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Norway and Denmark would be nice, but they share the same problem with Finland: too fucking close to Sweden. So I dunno, Iceland I guess?
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>>71450902
Norway but not sure wich one is the least racist.
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>>71450902
The one that is the most to the south.
I like to see the sun from time to time if you know what i mean.
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I'd move to Norway (Iceland).

>>71451016
We don't mind nips too much here either
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>>71452403
During summer the sun doesn't set at all for a month or so
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>>71452254
apparently
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>>71451016
nobody minds east asians anywhere I think
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>>71451016
There is about 5 black people in Sweden. The Arabs make good pizza.
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>>71452708
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Would move to Sweden. Probably Jämtland, so I was somewhat close to Trondheim. Nice mountains and lakes, and a great place for people that love winter sports. A summer house in Bohuslän would be nice.
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Sweden is very welcoming of foreigners and their own leaders even despice the white population living there so it should be a paradice for all non-whites. Finland is dark and racist so don't come here, foreigners not welcome.
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>>71450902
honestly sweden
iceland has a shit climate, finnish people are autistic and I hate them, Danes are possibly the most arrogant people in the world and norway is fucking expensive
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>>71450902
Norway since they have a lot of bacalhau
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>>71452569
I know.I have no idea how you people live there.
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Considering moving to Svalbard next year, so Norway for sure.
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Iceland. I'm gonna do that anyway. Not for life, but just long enough to get citizenship. That's what I plan on doing to all the nordic cunts. Except Norway, they do not as yet allow multiple citizenships. It'll take 11 years at most to get citizenship in all of them, maybe as few as 8.
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>>71453159
Gotta catch em all
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>>71450902
Sweden cause they have supermarkets with comfy entrances.
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>>71450902
Åland
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which one hates americans the least?
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>>71453343
swedes hate america and everything you stand for
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>>71453343
Norway or Sweden.
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>>71450902
Iceland seems good.
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>>71453343
According to some studies, almost 50% of male population in Sweden and Norway are "raggare", which basically means they pretend to be American all day all year long.
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>>71450902
Sweden. They're one of the most successful social democracies of the last 100 years, they're bros with Germany, the language seems fairly easy to learn and there's some cool dialectal variation, and it isn't too far up north so I don't freeze my balls off. I'd like to live somewhere in Götaland (roughly the southern third).
Finland would be a close second because I'm a Finnboo and I have ancestors who were born there. I also know a bit of the language.
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Norway because I love Western Norway and also because Norway is terribly rich.
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>>71451364
So should the West Germanic nations be considered nordic too?
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Åland
t. came from there
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>>71453554
Paskaperse
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Denmark. It has future and their language looks pretty German, but Danes are total ignorant cucks
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>>71453698
Mitä vittua? I just googled this and it showed me some asshole singing it to the tune of macarena and everyone feeling terrible about it
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Winland because of ebin memes
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>>71450902
pick northern Sweden, near the Norwegian border.
Almost all immigrants there are Finns, who speak swedish. Also swedish is a very easy language to learn for an anglo, as well as very mutually intelligible with Norwegian.
Get a job from Norway.
Enjoy quality of life, with a fucking huge paycheck.
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>>71453878
basicly this
t. norrlander
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Why do Finns say kek so much?
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>>71453779
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Faroe Islands
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Why do so many Finns move to Sweden, but not vise versa?
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Would have picked Åland as I wouldn't have any issues understand Swedish. And I can learn it quickly.
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>>71454002
Because Sweden is more prosperous as a country.
More available jobs, our cultures are nearly identical and they have lower tax rates. Swedish is already a mandatory language in school.
Its a very easy transition to many.

Sure Sweden does have its flaws, but the pros outweigh the cons.
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>>71454002
Because we know swedish and not vice versa.
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Norway - beautiful nature but otherwise boring as fuck and with possibly the worst climate in the world
Sweden - would be a good choice if its politicians and women weren't absolutely retarded
Finland - I'm not autistic and I don't want to live in a commieblock
Iceland - would kill myself within a week

I'd pick Denmark, in a lot of ways similar to the Netherlands and overall the best pick for me
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F I N L A N D
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>>71450902
Say it with me: immigration is our strength.
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>>71453944
Anteeksi, voitko selittää sinua memejä?
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>>71451091
https://youtu.be/GVYpM3RTCII

>The truest Nordics
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>>71454241
Danish-Dutch union when??
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>>71453343
Denmark
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>>71454241
>>71454848
Please let Northwestern Germany in too. Lower Saxony, Bremen and North Rhine-Westphalia share a lot of culture with the Netherlands. Hamburg and Sleswick-Holstein share a lot with Denmark.
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>>71451174
VERY worried about your mental health
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>>71455217
I'm totally in
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Probably Finland. I'm depressed, hate niggers and am close to stabbing some idiot. Norway and Denmark are too happy.
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>>71455374
straight edge
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Sweden because I want to live big city(Stockholm)
I wanna travel to Scandinavia the best if I'm free to travel to other countries.
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>>71455306
Nice
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>>71450902
I would go to Sweden I think.
Finland is just like Russia and finns are subhuman autists. Norway is expensive even for natives. Iceland is nice but is too small for me being able to live there my while life. The rest are too small too.
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Since I can't choose Sweden again, I'm going with Finland because I think their language is interesting and it seems like my life philosophy would be more in line over there. That is to say, sit indoors, drink, and be depressed.
Though I don't know if I'd get beaten over the head with a bottle for not speaking Finnish natively, but living in a Fennoswede area only makes it harder to learn the language.
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>>71456238
>Finland is just like Russia
>finns are subhuman
Well subhumans and russia sounds right in same sentence
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>>71456562
Don't Forget Finland in that sentence too.
Subhumans and Finns are synonyms
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>>71456600
T literal subhumans
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>>71453927
We all played world of warcraft
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>>71456238
>BTFO by subhumans
What does that make you? :^)
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Denmark.

It's pretty much the same as here except a little bit colder and a bit more normies.
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>>71456238
t. Ahmed
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>>71456673
German

>>71456708
t. Arman

>>71456618
No need to leave signature in your every message
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Probably Sweden. Norway seems more interesting but it's just too fucking expensive. Luckily everyone in Sweden speaks good English so it'd be easy to get settled in while learning Swedish. Finland is depressing, Iceland is depressing, Denmark is interesting but also depressing. So Sweden.
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>>71456911
It's expensive because wages are high, though.
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Sweden would be a smooth transition. Its basically a bigger version of Finland and people there are more open minded. The language is also easy to learn because we have to study it at school.
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Sweden, but if I must choose another I will go with Denmark since its only like 1 hour away from me
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>>71458893
What's the difference between Sweden and Denmark, anyways?
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>>71457676
true enough
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>>71459019
We don't have white guilt
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>>71451390
>>71451398
>we wuz sub-germanics and sheeeiiittt
cai-göran's band of NRM cucks should fuck right off
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>>71450902
Iceland, the others are too dangerous. bears wolves and arabs
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>>71461505
Oh please, if your politicians could have their way, you would have importet more Arabs than people living on your shitty rocks
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>>71459019
not much besides what this ebin memester said
>>71461219
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>>71450902
>not posting the full map
fucking yank can't do anything right
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>>71461566
stop making things up. Everytime we go to denmark we are shocked by the amount of burkas, we will never let that happen here.
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>>71451107
>I excluded mainland UK because it's not exotic enough and hardly culturally nordic in comparison to the other places
there is little difference between shetland, orkney and northern england
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>>71461704
He said politicians. A lot of our politicians are very liberal and want to take in refugees, but the Danish immigration office is pretty good at both refusing them entry and even deporting some of them.
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>>71450902
Systembolaget är bästä och folkhemmet
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>>71450902

Finland bcos they are as autistic as me
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>>71462389
Systembolaget is a communist scheme.
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>>71461219
It's not white guilt. Our only involvement in the slave trade was under a queen who converted to catholicism. It was swedish altruism* that made the reaction to the back-door deals that led to the 2006 - 2015 immigration policy so slow.

*Which stems from the fact that we've been told to pity everyone outside of the western world since we were little children because of how good we have it. It's a bit like the liberal support for colonialism; these brownies don't know any better and are better off living in a society organised and ruled by us.
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>>71462744
>these brownies don't know any better and are better off living in a society organised and ruled by us
completely true tbqhwy
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Denmark ofcourse.
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>>71461702
Would probably move to God's Own Country (Yorkshire) tbqh

If not then definitely not some little island, including iceland, its empty and there is nothing there and the lack of trees makes me worried

I hear food in Norway is expensive and shit, and alcohol has massive taxes on it, Sweden is even worse for that apparently.
Finns speak a basically alien language so thats a no
Denmark maybe, apparently the language is a mess though.
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>>71450902

Not interested really to move in north, is too cold and depressive. But if I would be forced, I will probable pick.. Sweden, a non niggers town of course.
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>>71451364
We do have North-Germanic culture and genetics, not that much as other nordics tho.
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denmark
because best ally
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>>71468791
>made stupid post during morning before work
>come home to see people still talking about this shit

Pekka, stop. Come let's have beer instead and no more memes.
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>>71462744
It has nothing to do with the slave trade.
It was the 68-left wave that just never left Sweden.
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>>71469626
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Faroe Islands if it has high speed instanets.
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>>71470334
50mbs/10mbs ia the fastest commercial speed
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>>71470390
Sorry, apperantly we have 100mbs/10mbs now
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Suicide, I'm too autistic for denmark and sweden and norway are awful as finland
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>>71470390
>>71470438

What would a nice place in or near Torshavn cost me?
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>>71470962
There's a housing bubble atm, wait a few years for the Sandoyar and Skálafjardar tunnels. Otherwise you'll pay 1.2 mio DKK just for a small cuckshed.
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>>71471084
I heard overall cost of living there is low, especially when compared to other Nordics. Is this true?
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>>71471084

My house is worth 5,2 million NOK.
the rate between NOK and DKK is 100/118

So i have about 5 million DKK worth of housing money to spend if i sell. How far would that get me in the faroes?
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Well, since Denmark is almost just a city-state, my pick is Norway.

- Nice scenery.
- People in Oslo are more down to earth than in Stockholm.
- Like outdoorsy stuff.

But I like Iceland also, Reykjavik is pretty small capital and would love to do some proper hiking trips in the nature.
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>>71471084
STOP MAKING US PAY FOR YOUR FUCKIN G TUNNELS!
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>>71475520
I wish you were paying. I don't want to pay for an unnecessary 12km undersea tunnel so northerners save 30 minutes driving to Tórshavn.
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>>71475849
why do you even need all those tunnels, its a mystery to me.
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>>71475849
Build a tunnel to Copenhagen and make Denmark pay for it.
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>>71475327
swedes are quite smug i have had read
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Denmark
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>>71459019
I would say Denmark and the Netherlands are probably more similar to eachother than Sweden and Denmark.
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>>71450902
Denmark
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>>71452299
Elk are fucking awesome, there is nothing like them in NZ
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Sverige at least speak a normal language.
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>>71450902
Denmark, they're the least cucked xD
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>>71450902
what the fuck are those islands that aren't Faroe Islands?
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>>71478217
the falklands :^)
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If Denmark would start using consonants again when speaking like almost all other languages, then i would choose Denmark. Until then, Sweden.

Seriously denmark.. fix your language
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>>71450902
>northern europe
>nordic
got excited for a moment

anyway: norway, because of the fjords.
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Which of them hates us the least? ;_;
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>>71450902
Greenland
Less people to deal with
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>>71478536
sweden. they fucking love niggers
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>>71478580
I'm not a nigguh and Swedes hate us a lot
It was a serious question btw
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Lol NOT SWEDEN because I'm NOT a faggot :DDD

Norwegians are FAGGOT fjord monkeys xD

Probably Iceland, I LOVE Iceland :DD:33
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>>71478609
it was a serious answer btw
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>>71450902
shitlands
norgay
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>>71478536
Faroes probably. We are the only country in europe that doesn't have sanctions against russia.
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>>71478874
You don't have an independent foreign policy, fool.
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>>71476943
Awesome? Sure.

Fucking fierce? Yeah. They will fuck your shit up if you run into them. If you hit them with your car they'll ruin it completely then kick a hole in your fucking skull as they lie dying on the hood.

Elks are scary as fuck.
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>>71478983
in trade yes
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>>71479071
during this week they fucking demolished two cars, one of them walked away like a boss, the other one got shot
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If I _had to_ move I'd chose Denmark.
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>>71476675
>Fucking junkies (cannabis)
Is this you I still hear muttering while carrying water up the hill...
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>>71479212
I knew you were being tsundere all along
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>>71452708
>There is about 5 black people in Sweden. The Arabs make good pizza.
Where the fuck do you live?
I live in a notoriously horrible part of Stockholm and while the blacks part is true the arabs are a total disaster here, they move in packs, these fucking ferals
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Faroe Islands, so I can kill some whales
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Iceland, because is the only cuck free country in northen europe
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>>71461827
I doubt northern england is similar to shetland in culture
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>>71455275

I apprecite your concern but I do have real reasons. I would feel more culturally "at home" in Norway than elsewhere, and this really is due to Muh Heritage. I also honestly prefer the Norwegian music I've heard, to others, for what it's worth.

I live in Minnesota, literally blocks away from a Somali quarter. I already know for a fact what it is like to live in a Nordic country (YES) . So maybe there's not much point in moving.
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>>71461827
>there is little difference between shetland, orkney and northern england

biggest pile of shite i've read. the urban areas in the north of england would be widely different to a rural area in the northern most areas of scotland.
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>>71452708
You must live a VERY sheltered life
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Geographically it is Denmark. It is easy to go to other Europe. Racially Iceland. Good public order.
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Denmark
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>>71450902
Estonia
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Norway. It has convenient access to a certification body I work with. Very rich, too, with a good military and extensive oil reserves.
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>>71490372
>with a good military

no.
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>Denmark
They're the closest to us in several ways.
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>>71480493
>living in sthlm
what is wrong with you
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I picked Sweden :DD
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>>71452708
>The Arabs make good pizza.
No, it's disgusting
And for some reason it's the same in the whole country
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>>71475520
It's reparation, pay up Danbuqa!
>>71478983
What did he mean by this? How can we have the same foreign policy if you boycotted us?
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>>71476377

There's a reason they're stereotyped as arrogant.
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