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I think my Mum wants to be the Canadian version of Pauline Hanson.

am i banned?

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>>71450383
Who?

>>71450389
a rather vocal aussie anti immigrant/islam/chink takeover lady

>>71450226
Is Kaylee Canadian?

> tfw Kaylee was your first teenage crush/compulsive fap

I want to move to Canada. I am starting a business here in the US, but hopefully it will grow enough to where I can get into the entrepreneur immigration thing.

What's it like living there? I visited once when I was 15 and I thought Ontario smelled like shit, which was ironic because I live near a farm and sort of enjoy the smell. Now that I'm older, I legitimately hate America and what it became and what it is becoming.

No joke, I want to move to Canada.

P.S. Will I be able to take my dog without any sort of quarantine? We do Search and Rescue, so I really don't want to be without her for six months.

>>71450474
> I legitimately hate America

Well too bad. Fuck off we're full. We don't have enough jobs for Canadians, what makes you think we want to take care of your ass too. Fucking ingrates.

>>71450474
Ask Reddit, faggot

>>71450492

I read that employing Canadians is a big thing if I go the business route. I can employ Canadians fairly.

>>71450521

Why not just ask here?

>>71450474
>I visited once when I was 15 and I thought Ontario smelled like shit,
Which part? North and south ontario are vastly different. Hamilton can smell like shit, I guess.
>>71450492
Shoo shoo

>>71450525
Okay, since you want to help Canada let me give you a chance.

Why do you want to move here? Why do you hate America?

>>71450564

South. I can't remember exactly where it was since it was 11 years ago.

>>71450574

Everyone here is a fucking retard on a gigantic scale. I hate the healthcare too. I'm not saying I want to TAKE TAKE TAKE and that, but I would at least like to get something besides corporate bonuses and military spending for the taxes I pay. It's like I'm literally giving the state and federal government free money.

I hate how hot it is in my state too. I hate the people. I hate the controversies. For fuck's sake, people here are still mad over the toilet thing when it is pure discrimination against everyone and not just about which toilet someone in public can use. It's fucking ridiculous.

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>>71450632
> Everyone here is a fucking retard

So is everyone here. There's a reason I'm 21 and planning on being settled back in my home country by 25-26.

> I hate the healthcare

Fair point. Our healthcare is decent, our wait times are long but at least it is free...although at the same time you're going to be taxed out the ass so it isn't really free. After all the taxes I am only left with 62% of my income.

Here your taxes will go towards healthcare and literally throwing money away on aid to the Levant. Not to mention housing/feeding/clothing people who contribute nothing to society.

> I hate how hot it is

Well then Canada is good because the weather sucks dick/is cold as fuck 7-8 months out of the year. You think the heat is bad? Try dealing with 2 feet of white bullshit covering your driveway/car every morning for 5 months at a time.

What ethnicity are you?

>>71450686

I'd rather feed, house, and clothe people than pay off some rich cunt's yacht when his personal fortune is in some offshore account and he hasn't paid taxes in years.

I'd rather deal with snow, personally. I enjoy it when it snows here and enjoy being out in it. We got one snow this year.

I'm white.

>>71450721
> I'm white

Fucking Americans with your generalizations. That could mean 100 different backgrounds. What are you?

And idk if you read this during the Panama papers leak, but Canada is a top tax haven. Also you'll still be supporting rich corrupt fuckers here, it's just that these rich corrupt fuckers ( and their kids ) come from mainland China.

>>71450742

My taxes will also help me, though.

I'm American. I hate the Americans that are like "WELL MY ANCESTORS ARE!!!!!" like anyone gives a fuck about how many times removed you are from your great great great great grandpa's home country. Fucking cunts.

My grandma was from Scotland though if that makes a different. Probably mostly Scottish and English.

>>71450792
Why not try and improve your country if you truly consider yourself an American?

I'm trying to dissuade you because I know you have a naive view of Canada. This isn't some socialist paradise, most cities are depressing shitholes.

What cities/provinces were you looking at moving to? and what are you looking for in terms of cost of life, weather, scenery, ethnic makeup etc.

>>71450829

There is no improving America. It's on too much of a decline to ever bounce back.

I'm looking to move to Ontario maybe. A rural area like I live now. Transfer my farm up there. I farm worms.

>>71450866
> Ontario

Please don't do that to yourself. If you're going to move to Canada at least move somewhere livable like Southern Alberta or British Columbia.

>>71450888

Does the climate have extreme fluctuations? I like the cold, but insulating the worms is a thing that I need to do. I also hate the heat, as I have mentioned. The worms don't like it either. I guess it needs to be mild. Which province is best for that?

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>>71450919
Southern Alberta or Southern British Columbia. I picked them for having the most mild/warm climate.

You could choose Southern Ontario but it isn't nearly as beautiful as the other two. And yes, North/South matters as our provinces are huge. Living in a shithole like Fort Nelson B.C is completely different from living in Kamloops.

I very much dislike Canada but if I could live anywhere it would probably be Southern B.C. Just forget about Vancouver unless you are literally a millionaire.

Think long and hard though. Canadians are very similar to Americans. I hate North American ( US/Can ) culture too, so I'm leaving for my Fatherland in Eastern Europe.

>>71450888
You can't generalize ontario just based on toronto and a few shitholes like scarborough. It's not that bad.

>>71450971
> not that bad
> Ontario

Pick 1

>>71450963

I don't really mind a lack of beauty, honestly. I will look into southern B.C., and more. I will admit that you're right and I am pretty naive about Canada, but I just want to live this shithole. I've been here all my life and have hated it for a long time. I may end up thinking the same thing about wherever I move, but at least with here I know it's a definitive fact.

The only other place I'd ever move to is probably Scotland. I have relatives there and everything. I don't really want to move there until I'd at least visited, you know?

>>71451013
What major faults in particular are you thinking of?

>>71451049
I would take a trip to Scotland if I were you. I find as I grow older I place more emphasis on a connection with my country/people. And I feel none with Canada.

Couple this with a disdain for North American culture and I just like you, want to leave this shithole. Europe may be the way for you too, this country is only going to go down the drain in the next 75 years.

>>71451051
> the seat of government
> native druggies
> shit weather
> LMAOhydro
> Toronto