What specifically has this country accomplished in its history?

killing emus

>>71449114
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snowy_Mountains_Scheme

What sort?

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looking like scooby doo ofcourse

>>71449114
making mediocre steakhouses

>>71449162
Canadians surpassed them in even that a while back.

>>71449189
Sure they did, leaf

Genocide, alcoholism, and banter

>>71449186
m8 that was all you

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>>71449174

Gave us Angela White titfucking videos

>>71449114
>he hasn't taken the ozpill yet

>Rothschilds bow to Australians
>Australians are in contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control America with an iron fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Melbourne will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Australian babies
>all Australians said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of 24 million angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Ozbots inside you right now
>The Australians are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the bunker in the Australian Antarctic Territory?
>Australians are capable of fluent classical Latin in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Australia. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Emu
>Most Australians are about 9 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings

>>71449228
the outback is in australia you dingdong

>>71449186
tbqh f a m Outback steakhouse is pretty good for a chain.

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>>71449266
>>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (New Melbourne will be be the first city)

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>>71449114
This masterpiece. Australian culture at it's finest. I'm jealous because we don't have one. This is superior.

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>>71449186
desu this shit is delicious

>>71449114
Abbo genocide, then white shaming that didn't actually helped the abbos that much actually.

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Making arguably one of the most horrible beers on the planet.

Don't understand how strayans can drink the stuff

>>71449336
taking this bait so nobody else has to

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>>71449233
good argument, very on topic

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>>71449114

>>71449336
lel The Aussies who come here to work the ski lifts get triggered as fuck at fosters advertising here as "Australias favourite beer".

where can I earn money in austria?

>>71449356
Is it true Argentinians have the most advanced Submarines? I heard the General Belgrado has been underwater for 30 years!

>>71449382
reichstag needs a new chancellor

>>71449382
idk making watches but this thread is about Austrailia

>>71449114
being better and wealthier than practically everyone else

>>71449382
Learn to speak german, I bet that helps

>>71449395
>>71449403
>australia
oh sorry my engrish, my keybord's fault. Fuck Mozart.
i mean I've got working holiday visa and will move to australia this summer
i'll go to language school but I don't want to work at japanese restaurants

>>71449422
Not even the most wealthy country in your own part of the world. Hong Kong is richer.

Australia was a failed colony. Hong Kong and Singapore are Britain's true pride and joy in that area.

>>71449114
Being reasonably smart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvOYjzXgZgo

>>71449509
Hong Kong is not a country. Singapore might be of similar wealth, but they are a fake-country with draconian laws. We are freer and better than them

>>71449496
You could work on a farm but that would suck shit

>>71449566
>Outlawing homosexuality is draconian

I'd expect no less from the literal gayest country on the planet.

http://www.rense.com/general42/australiaworldsgayest.htm

>>71449653
I was thinking more of their treatment of migrant workers, use capital punishment and their restriction of freedom of speech/press

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Australian men are bro tier. Australian women are mean as fuck.

>>71449688
did you get bullied by one of our sheilas?

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>>71449712
Yes

Serving as cannon fodder for the British.
Inventing a certain kind of clothesline.
World records for alcoholism.

>>71449688
Australian women are fucking weird. People give bogans a lot of shit, but at least they're honest.

>>71449114
perfected the integration of wonderful dishes containing wild kangaroo game into our menu

>>71449712
Probably mistook his accent as a big strong American, and then quickly became disgusted upon learning he was just Canadian.

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>>71449114
It's just upside-down USA

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Literature: Patrick White, Peter Carey
Science: Howard Florey, Frank Burnet
Economics/Finance: ?
Music: Nick Cave
Sports: Donald Bradman
Directors: George Miller
Actors: Heath Ledger, Geoffrey Rush
Other: Douglas Mawson, John Curtin, Albert Facey, Weary Dunlop, Fred Hollows

Deliberately not included: Ned Kelly, Rupert Murdoch, Bob Hawke, John Howard, Shane Warne, Banjo Paterson, Henry Lawson

>>71449114
wi-fi and the ultrasound

>>71449114
almost nothing

also almost no culture

>>71449921
Forgot Boonie

They invented a cool stick.

>>71449336
>Don't understand how strayans can drink the stuff
We don't drink Foster's in Australia.

>>71449828
>Toronto
>Cultural center of America

>>71449496
>and will move to australia this summer
Australia is fucking awful during the summer. Come over late into March and avoid the stupid hot weather.

>>71449688
Our women are loud, insufferable cunts.

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>>71449393
kek

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>>71449563
>Being reasonably smart

>>71449303
what's wrong with keeping undesirables on another planet?

>>71450119
i think he meant summer in japland

>>71449324

> Americans eat deep fried onion

Most disgusting thing ive seen in my life desu

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>>71449947
>japan
>culture

Inventing lawn mowers and inventing roller doors.

Invented the bionic ear.

>>71449336
Everyone in Australia fucking hates fosters.

>>71449114
We'll be the last country standing.

>>71449114
>in its history
>Australia
>history

>>71449282
It's an Australian themed American restaurant, started in America

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Australia invented WiFi ya cunt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_O'Sullivan_(engineer)

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FUCKING GOOK HIROSHIMA KEKCUNT UN-RANGEBAN ME YOU CHINKY ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

When someone says nigger Africa has no history, you get on your high horse.

When someone says Australia has no history, you don't throw a tantrum.

>>71449114
Being the best at taking Big Strong Americans directions

>>71449941
Try again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wi-Fi#History

http://www.livescience.com/32071-history-of-fetal-ultrasound.html

>>71450912
Try again.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lawn_mower#Invention

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sliding_door

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>>71453425
Americans love niggers who knew

>>71453050
see >>71453843

>>71450756
that greentext cant make your shit up

australia doesnt have any unique culture

kangaroos spiders deserts and shit for sure but these are just nature.

The black box flight recorder

Vegemite.

>>71453962
We sort of had a culture but bare in mind we are only 200 years old as a cunt and globalism and modern media has largely demolished what small amount we had.

The goon bag

>>71454003
Thanks America

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>>71449114
BTFO'd the Brits

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>>71449393
ebin :D :DD

>>71449921
>>71450019
>that list
>those not included
literally fuck off and die you reddit cunt

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>>71453962
A unique culture is one that distinguishes itself from the rest, so what the fuck are you doing when you represent Australia as some Mad Max looking, cork hat wearing, Aboriginal face painted, tinnie slinging mad cunt, that's apparently not unique? Fucking Japs...

killed aborigine
I understanded why they hate white Australian so much When I searched about their history.
White look down on non white.
So I hate white.

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>>71455121
Fuck off nip

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>>71455121

If you one day meet an Aboriginal you will understand why so many people that have look down on them

I wanna migrate to Australia as electrical engineering technician. It's good and warm country. Why do you hate it?

>>71455708
You are welcome here Ivan

>>71455895

Thanks, John! I'd like to integrate in australian society. %%Actually my name is Pavel%%

>>71455708
>I wanna migrate to Australia as electrical engineering technician. It's good and warm country.
you're welcome

>Why do you hate it?
It's a bit shit

CУКA БЛЯTЬ there are not the same spoiler-making-tags as russian imageboards.

>>71455925
>>71455895

Also I want to read about australian history and culture. It's interesting and help me to improve my English. I was really astonished when I read wikipedia about Snowy Mountains Scheme.

test

>>71455983
>Also I want to read about australian history and culture
No such thing

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>>71456233
>No such thing

This is for you m8

>>71456233
One time there where some rowdy drunk prisoners and they rebelled, but our history classes are ass so you only learn this if you goto sydney, now its all asians..

>>71456233

Lol, really?

1) Few dudes settled on unknown land
2) Doing stuff
3) Proclaim independense
4) ???
5) BЫГOДA! [vygoda]

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>>71449114
>First land army to stop the Japanese army in WW2
>First land army to stop the Germans in WW2

>>71456391
>>71456432
>>71456456
You can learn all of Australia's history in less than 10 minutes.

>>71456474
im not even gonna argue that, but the native history fuckin awesome read

Taking people's freedoms away.

>>71453843
>>71453882

nice bait

>>71456506
>>native history
>"hey unna, I got a stick dat comes back"

>>71456626
the drawings on rocks that tell stories are kinda cool 2bh

>>71456506
How do you even know, they didn't write anything down. What's written now was written in modern times, it's as made up as North American "native history"

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>>71449114
A more important question is what have you accomplish?

>>71456552
t. NSA and TSA

>>71456713
No guns = No freedoms.

>>71456684
yes they did. My favourite was a story where a giant creature eats one of the tribe and they all get together and kill it.

>>71456751
you can own a gun here

>>71456458
>First land army to stop the Germans in WW2

Pardon me, what?

>>71456456

No

>Abos find it 60-50k years ago
>Nothing much is known what happens because abos all relied on oral records
Australia beforehand has been visited by the Dutch, Spanish etc.
>Captain called James Cook goes on voyage to observe Transit of Venus
>It's also a cover operation to find the fabled Terra Nullius Incognita
>Captain visits New Zealand and first makes landfall at Point Hicks (Named after the seaman who first spotted it)
>They Navigate North up the east coast looking for a suitable for a colony
>Come across Botany Bay
>Set anchor
>Meet a few angry natives
>Move North and get grounded in great barrier reef before finding their way out
>Reports back to England
>Decision is made to colonize it with convicts from the hulks (because there are plenty of them and they can't say no to being sent across world) before filthy french get there first
>Admiral Phillip is sent with first fleet
>Beat French and create colony
>Almost dies because of shitty soil and unfamiliar seasons
>Somehow survive

It all goes on from here

>>71449336
That's not VB.

>>71456797

I heard that the Australian Desert was not so arid. It was green, but aborigines use slash-and-burn agriculture method and therefore it's desert now. Is it true?

>>71456788
Tobruk, El Alimain in 1942
https://www.awm.gov.au/encyclopedia/tobruk/

>>71456919
Maybe, But they almost certainly killed off all the Megafauna

>>71456785
Yeah, but you can't keep it with going through an million hoops.

>>71456966
Reckon if they were in such a precarious and unadaptable situation that they were made extinct by a population across the entire country that most likely never exceeded 700,000-1 million then they probably would've been made extinct by the British in the early days as well 2bh

>>71457025
>Reckon if they were in such a precarious and unadaptable situation that they were made extinct by a population across the entire country that most likely never exceeded 700,000-1 million then they probably would've been made extinct by the British in the early days as well 2bh

Like their immune systems, in the Americas disease did most of the work and killed off the majority of their population, compared to smallpox we almost did nothing to kill them off.

>>71456938
Battle of Moscow, October 1941
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Moscow
and Battles of Rzhev. January, 1942
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battles_of_Rzhev

>>71457259
April 1941 :p

>>71449336
It's pretty much just for export, because they hate us

>>71449496
sell your anoos

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>>71449114
>being the first continental prison
>first to lose a war on birds
>main source of banter

Personally, one I met read out a huge block of text I wrote while half asleep, half drunk.

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Em7icsp4Hc

>>71454003
Only bogans that think crocodile dundee was based on how australia actually is think Australia ever had any culture.

>>71449675
>use capital punishment and their restriction of freedom of speech/press

Capital punishment is good, it keep people scared from committing crime.

And restrictions on the press are necessary or the press emerges as the propaganda corps of one (((side))) as it has in the West.

>>71449114
Most Aussie accomplishments are by the abos. They're usually dismissed as "uncivilized apes" but if you actually look into it they've achieved some cool things like their superior memory techniques. And no I'm not fucking abo ok?

>>71449921
>George Miller
Papa franku

>>71458840
A third-world country thinking like a third-world country. Who knew.