We have your best interests at heart edition
maine
World War 1
Who is The Janitor?
reminder
AND CAN YOU TELL ME, DOCTOR, WHY I STILL CAN'T GET TO SLEEP?
AND WHY THE CHANNEL 7 CHOPPER CHILLS ME TO MY FEET
fuck everyone who has posted and will post in this thread, including myself
asleep now
>>71447613
screaming
>>71447613
Oh, dont mind if I do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS2OxhPCNyo
>browse /v/
>people talk about spending thousands of hours on single video games
was it autism?
>>71447613
screeching
imagine being american
imagine being leaf
>>71447613
howling
>>71447656
>>71447632
*castrates you*
>>71447613
exhaling
>>71447641
most of the people who do this are talking about paradox games, the ultimate purveyors of autism
>>71447623
Nice taste in war lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnnLrmboOYE
>>71447613
chortling
>>71447681
no no these people were talking about dark souls and bloodborne and other arpgs that quickly get boring
>walk into /brit/
>It Ain't Me starts playing
*chops down apple tree*
destroyed this deano earlier today
rally dislike how afternoon hours are awash with y*nks here
>>71447641
yea I can't understand it
my absolute most played game I have only a few hundred hours on.
but I've never really been much of a gamer
>>71447696
dark souls and bloodborne are great, don't get why people do ng+ though
>>71447613
chuckling
*picks ur mum up in this*
>>71447613
vocalizing
>>71447613
snickering
could literally heem all of you
>>71447725
you get better rings, bosses fight differently and you can collect all the items and do all the quests if you missed any
my gf's bellybutton hurts
what does this mean doc?
daddies little fibs
>>71447752
>>71447725
autism
>>71447613
harmonizing
>>71447761
leaf
found this on the 'dit
>>71447753
dirt/fluff causing irritation
>>71447761
nope that's me
>>71447761
>implying fromsoftware games arent the best games of our generation
got work at 9 and im sat here making fucking OC for /fit/
fuck this im going to sleep, what is wrong with me
I should probably go to bed soson
>>71447805
fucking hell this is exactly what the souls games are
cant believe all my runt "gamer" friends were so captivated by a game where you have to roll at the right moment
>>71447793
but its clean doc
Le Pen will win
pakis are our friends
*pets you*
alri lads
pakis are NOT our friends
>>71447843
it's all about the atmosphere and pvp lad
if you don't like dark souls you're objectively a casual and a pleb
*banishes all the Australians*
is EU IV a poor man's Civ VI?
reminder that you can beat all the souls games in an afternoon if you dont spent the majority of your time dying and replaying segments of the game
having a smoke
>>71447956
of what lad
>>71447962
10g amber leaf
>>71447962
just tobacco lad
stopped smoking weed because it gives me anxiety
>>71447972
12.5g actually
>>71447926
>not playing video games for casual fun
>>71447956
might do likewice
alright lads i'm a massive cock sucker haha
heeyyyyy
heyy mummy
i wanna be-e-e-e-e--e
i wanna be your girl
>>71447926
>implying being a casual in games is a bad thing
>>71447956
smoke my dick LOL!
>>71447980
same actually.
randomly started happening so i quit. havent missed it at all really.
played the first dark souls and stopped because the run from that one bonfire to dingleberry ornshit and poough was too long and got bored
is that lad that loves mass effect here?
thank you pirates!
literally cannot stop sucking cocks
>>71448027
DaS3 is the strongest of the series desu
worth playing, the combats more fluid and the bonfires aren't as retarded
goodnight
>>71448042
good post
>>71448048
is he ok
played dark souls and
just kidding I don't waste my money on games known to be soul crushing
>>71448042
le username checks out xDD
>>71448058
it's a cartoon bud
>>71448063
haha le!
According to the British "Daily Mail" reported on February 6, was killed by the female student named BiXixi (Chinese name has not yet announced), 24 years old, was born in Nanjing. Kill her boyfriend named Jordan Matthews (JordanMatthews) smaller than her one year old. Recently, Matthews in court to admit their own crimes, and his girlfriend "violence" reason is to see his girlfriend BiXixi have another man on the phone information. BiXixi was recognized as a talented woman, four languages, 15 years old to Oxford school. After graduating from college, she went to Cardiff University to study international business master. In the local bar met Matthews at the bar, Matthews is a karate black belt player. At the beginning of the two, it looked sweet, but soon after Matthews exposed the nature. According to the court, Matthews is not only violent, but also a jealousy and control of mad fit, often said BiXixi is not worth his pay, and then at every turn fist. The original outgoing BiXixi became more and more quiet, even groveling. On the day of the incident, BiXixi went to London to see her friend. According to friends, BiXixi had a lot of bruises on his face. In the evening, Matthews took BiXixi from the Cardiff train station and then began to complain that she did not care about herself. Then the two began to quarrel, clamoring clamor into a fist opposite. Matthews also confessed that: BiXixi later fell asleep, he hit her again, then BiXixi stopped breathing. According to the autopsy report, BiXixi who have multiple fractures and bruises, there are many healing wounds, before being beaten by her boyfriend left. The court proceedings are expected to last three weeks.
Steam the rice, pay the price
>>71448058
no
20-year-old girl Emily Bulea is often dating with the rich "godfather", she said the purpose of doing so is to make these rich "Godfather" who can help themselves pay high tuition fees, while they can have extra money to maintain their daily life expenses. It is understood that the current Emily Bulea has been through the appointment of "godfather" who bought a $ 300 worth (about 2061 yuan) skirt, and a $ 500 (about 3435 yuan) crystal bra. Emily Bulea said that if she did not come from the support of the "godfather", her college life would be very painful, and she said that her own behavior has also been her 20-year-old boyfriend Jack's support.
>>71448111
me for not being attracted.
wish I could be bisexual
>>71448105
Genuinely did not understand a word of this.
>>71448105
why does she look 20 years older
steve bruce OUT
>>71448148
He isn't even at Sunderland anymore silly
According to the British "Daily Mail" reported on February 8, the British supermodel contest start soon, this competition than ever before to attract the audience eye, because the finalists of the 12 favorites have a very significant feature , Including the first time in the event appeared in the transsexual players. Can you guess which player is the transgender? Figure 22-year-old Eve Brown (two rows of the third), is the first in the British supermodel stage debut of the transgender people. In life she is a bar manager, usually love martial arts she is also a karate black belt, Eve won the "Birmingham degeneration Miss" title.
>>71448180
speak english you gook fuck
>all the igs are comfortably in orbit
feels good lads
>girls will stay with men that beat them to death rather than me
Splashed my face with cold water and made some redbush tea, as I am trying to just be awake through "the troubles" of being hungover. Falling asleep like this is terrible.
>>71448111
literally just watched the whole webm to see if it is reportable
it is not reportable, carry on
>>71448214
was trying to make lunch but my room mate was shagging some slut in his room
fucking annoyed me tbqh
shagging some slut in my room
>>71448235
what was more annoying, her pleasured moans or the fact that you'll never make a woman moan?
getting shagged by my man lads
1. September 4, 2016, Guangzhou, in the vast area of shopping malls, warm field dance attracted the eyes of many passers-by, a boy wearing a blue strip shirt with a microphone singing his own song "if pomelo "Go to a white girl.
2. The girl favorite grapefruit, the boy to her confession, bought 999 grapefruit, the boy walked slowly to the girl, began to affectionate, "from the beginning to know you, I like you. In so many witnesses I want to say that I like you, can you be my girlfriend? "" I do not like you, all the time when I was the best friend.
3. The girl said, "but your grapefruit can stay." Such a powerful courtship offensive but the harvest of such a result, many passers-by said some regret. "Wood said that we can take free grapefruit!" See everyone disappointed eyes, wood friends grab the microphone said. After getting wood approval, the crowd quickly spread, 999 grapefruit in two minutes time was robbed empty.
I enjoy family guy and american dad.
watching some runt though my kitchen window jerk off facing the bedroom door of some two normies shagging
*maintains my traditions*
>>71448294
Don't get it, sorry.
>>71448337
She makes a lot of money to afford it.
what do you think of this arse?
"""mate""" told me he doesn't celebrate ANZAC day
going to bed
treated myself to a nice cold glass of milk
goodnight lads xx
>>71448374
noting special
>>71448377
ok good night x
watching nigger porn
>>71448403
GOOD post
>>71448403
hey! cut out the racial slurs pal!
bit racist no?
>>71448403
Beastiality is illegal
when exactly did apple become a joke?
https://youtu.be/K--NM_LjQ2E
might have a wank x
According to the British "Daily Mail" reported on February 6, 24-year-old Jennifer Pamplona spent 80,000 pounds to do cosmetic surgery, she turned herself into a Barbie doll, because her ex-boyfriend hope She becomes a doll. Reported that the girl after shaping, his mother is difficult to identify who she is. Jennifer's boyfriend Celso Santebanes dreamed of turning her into a doll, and after Celso's death, Jennifer turned his body into a Barbie in order to commemorate him. Jennifer in order to become a Barbie doll, carried out 9 times a day surgery, including the removal of ribs, and the high nose and so on. "There are a lot of people in the community who are against me, including my family," she said, "and she wants to do more surgery, adjust her hips, and nose." Making her look more like a Barbie doll.
https://www.instagram.com/jenniferpamplona/?hl=en
>>71448506
Since the day Jobs stole his ideas and made the company
>>71448504
not in the Great White North
bf just sent me this
>>71448521
>implying stealing is bad
also I recommend this book
>>71448545
Fat arse man cow lel
>>71448521
Can't steal an idea
An idea is a mental parasite that latches onto your brain upon exposure
>>71448545
why the long arse lmao
safe to say sleep schedule is FUCKED
the gf
>>71448545
ur bum is cute. x
>>71448601
that and Xerox was utterly wasting all the ideas it had generated.
desu I'm a big fan of Apple as a company, at least what they used to be in the late 90s-early 2000s when their gimmick was powerful simple and elegant computers instead of toys for children and numales.
>>71448661
thanks la
making an arrangement
alri
>Word?
>Word.
>Word?
>Word.
>Word?
>Word.
What did they mean by this?
>>71448684
>"""powerful""" simple and elegant computers instead of toys for children and numales.
why apple is shit in a nutshell
great for people who cannot into computers
kill all niggers
Took me like an hour to figure out itunes extras for movies, i mean where to find them. it's the worst piece of software i've ever used.
>>71448687
phwooar my little yank cock probably couldn't even touch the shithole
Going on a date in two hours
>>71448866
font
nah but good luck
>>71448736
GOOD post
>>71448733
they used to be genuinely powerful though, you'd have to spend way more for an equivalent PC and it would still be unstable as hell
this all changed with XP (especially by 2005 after Service Pack 2) and generally higher quality builds by PC manufacturers
by 2008 when XP ended PCs and Macs were fairly equal, by 2010 Macs were expensive luxuries that didn't have much over a PC any-more.
>>71448866
good luck mate.
>>71448910
>>71448892
>>71448866
ROOO NORMBLES ROOO
>>71448896
>they used to be genuinely powerful though, you'd have to spend way more for an equivalent PC and it would still be unstable as hell
wrong
Daniella Zalcman has been a photographer for 10 years, and she does not remember how many times a picture editor says where she can hire a female photographer, so she Unequivocally show their work. She recently set up a female photographer platform, which gathered from female photographers from 67 countries, she said: "We need to work harder to discover female photographers." The establishment of this site is also to combat gender discrimination.
>>71448961
Are you copy-pasting these from foreign language sites or something?
>>71448947
>implying
man I lived with this shit and saw how it was, to get a PC more powerful or as powerful as a Mac back then you definitely needed to spend more, that and Apple software used to be genuinely superior.
I used an old Powerbook G4 and it held up well for a long time
I want to fly like an eagle, wearing jeans
good morning lads
it's time for me to commute!
>>71449061
definitely incorrect
>>71449071
good lad. will be joining you in about 9 hours
>>71449071
>working
top kek wagie
you're a big guy
>>71449071
Hit the
BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET
snooze button
BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET
today
BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET BLEET
nigel?
i've got a blank space baby
*click click*
and i'll write your name
Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism
SAILOR VENUS
SAILOR MERCURY
SAILOR MARS
SAILOR JUPITER
>>71449166
SAILOR LISCKI
*yawns and frowns* uh huh
*looks away and goes to talk to someone else*
who /self-hating gay/ here
This is the best Disney song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCqmA-su4pg
morning lads
>>71449183
brisbane
>>71449210
i am but i'd rather kill myself than have sex with a man
monaco will beat the manchester city in my opinion
>>71449220
*runs his hand up your leg*
then you have nothing to lose
now give me that arse before you hang yourself lmao
>>71449224
U wot?
>>71449187
Tom dropping truth bombs larger than Hiroshima.
>>71447613
What did he mean by this?
> dude I'm gay but i'd rather kill myself than have sex with a man
So you're fucking straight?
fucking hell wasn't that hard
Do men in Britain/Ireland still wear hats like this?
>>71449171
was making an edit of Sailor moon to have Kevs head but GIMP got fucked up and idk what's wrong
>>71449479
that would have been so epic
>>71449234
>>71449253
>>71449269
>>71449285
>>71449294
>>71449414
>>71449435
>>71449479
>>71449525
*walks off and talks to someone else*
airplane
tuna fish
Wtf just found out Jeremy vine and Tim vine are brothers
Business idea: bring in loads of Muslims so the white working class think the white upper class are their allies
just circumcised by small cock and it got even smaller
>>71449596
Hope you did it as a YouTube challenge with a red hot knife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yeJ-iv3MOTo
Business idea: give me money
rewatching sam hyde's tedx talk
>>71449644
Ermmm..... Loan denied
>>71449644
its a no from me
Date just texted me to say what she's wearing
It was only' a yellow top and orange skirt' but for some reason I found it oddly erotic
>>71449713
it means she isn't wearing underwear you asshead
>>71449713
>Date text me what she's wearing at 5:36am
Don't buy it for a second
How come you lads are awake? I've just woken up from a cheeky 8 hours so I can get in extra early for noseberg today
>>71449735
Well gee I guess she isn't wearing any footwear then ya gronk
Besides, why would she say what kind of undies she was wearing
>>71449749
>le xD you guys are in a different time zone
>i'm so quirky haha xD
fucking state of you
>>71449713
>Couple years ago
>Then-girlfriend texts me saying she's cold
>Ask her what she's wearing
>"oh just my panties tee hee ;)"
>Tell her to put on more clothes if she doesn't wanna be cold
>She doesn't talk to me for nearly a week
If she didn't want advice she shouldn't have complained.
>>71449767
oy vey, did you just call your boss an antisemitic name?
AN EXTRA WEEK IN THE SHEKEL MINES FOR YOU
>>71449793
Yeah nah fuck off you stupid cunt, you're the one making bent Facebook status updates on here
Get fucked
>>71449792
she's fuckign obviously telling you she's going commando you fucking assface why else would she be doing it
want to shag a girl that isnt a slut but i also dont want a gf
i always want unobtainable things it seems like
imagine being such a runt you protest another country's president
>>71449802
I was once texting a girl I had a crush on over skype, both about 19 except I had absolutely zero relationship experience.
>send her a message
>she mentions she just got out of the shower but hasn't put any clothes on yet
I can't remember what I said but I think I was probably just trying to 'be cool'. Was later friendzoned to hell and back ahaha. I still miss her all these years later and have a poem she wrote for my birthday in my wallet ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
>>71449816
great post btw
>>71449816
i'm not even the guy you replied to
just sick of poms making reddit tier posts about our timezone
>>71449853
Grim
>>71449841
So that I know what clothes to look for when trying to spot her, it's a common thing to say
>>71449853
Should've asked her for photographic evidence to back up her claims mate.
>>71449853
wew thank god i escaped the orbiter stage at 14
>>71449849
Imagine getting so butthurt at another countries president you start an illegal war to invade his country and then execute him
>>71449874
WHAT YOU DON'T HAVE A FUCKING MEETING PLACE
>>71449864
Here's a thought, how about you fuck off then you whinging little mong
>>71449887
>HA HA so depressed guys
>SELFIE TIMEEEE :D
>attached dog filter from snapchat
alright
>>71449927
no lad that's just her face
>>71449928
simply epic, as expected. can always count on you for epic oc
seems like all people ever talk about anymore is immigrants, trudeau, and trump. jesus christ it's annoying
>>71449908
this is the same retard posting all that doggerel about 190kg earlier
>>71449948
>>>/the'ddit/
>>71449908
We're meeting in a plaza mate calm down
immigrants, trudeau, and trump
>>71449958
more than you
>be Australian
>Die in a plane crash
You can't make it up
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39023903
>>71450027
never met her before I take it
>>71450080
>Essendon
haha Essendon Bombers strike again
digg
Ahaha they've defunded British Olympic weightlifting
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-39033165
>>71450146
What are they going to spend the money they've saved on?
>mum wants to move close to the city
>means moving from a big house to a cramped little shit that resembles british living standards
>mfw
>>71450149
Reckon we should pretend one of the lads is a journo and get a free holiday
>>71450146
all 100 pounds of it
>>71450179
>living with mummy
>>71450178
Fuck knows but they aren't spending it on the Olympics, after we had our best one ever they're cutting everything back including successful things like cycling
>>71450204
>not
good goy
>>71450215
cyclecucks bfto
they can spend more time on /brit/ raging about cagers now
>>71447596
Yeah, but the only reason for that is because you have so many tools to make us feel bad if we don't do as you want.
>>71450230
Wish they'd just spend the entire foreign aid budget on the Olympics, could create some super humans with £12 billion a year
I currently get no joy from us building roads in Africa or whatever they spend it on but I get a couple of weeks every 4 years of joy from shitposting on 4chan when the Olympics come round
>>71450250
Not sure how to feel about this propaganda~
>>71450250
what was the point of this image, all 3.18mb of it?
>>71450250
oh well i'll see you guys next month after i get more data
>h-hey anon... You want to come to the Gym with me and talk about what it means to be a man?
>>71450296
who are you quoting?
had an afternoon nap lads and now awake to spend some time with you x
>>71450330
how are you?
>>71450334
good lad, might do a wee soon then go for a run later
and you?
wish i was dEad
when is brexit happening stop being pussies
Literally what the fuck
This has to be bullshit, that's like 40 Wembley Stadiums
>>71450391
feeling empty and very lonely haha
>>71450404
they fill the entire area, not just the edges like a stadium
>>71450404
wembley could fit a lot more if they didn't have to make room for a field and personal space
>>71450404
Show us the bad reviews ta
>>71450404
You have to remember that these are third-world insect-people
>>71450296
mifune > mishima
very good english
what should I respond
>>71450429
It's all retard 'sheeds who don't know 1 star is bad kek
>>71450429
there's only like 10 out of 11k that are not 5 stars
>>71450416
>>71450428
Still, 4 million
That's most of London, in one building
Don't believe it's possible
>>71450462
>It is peaceful place in world
>>71450445
why would you be conversing with someone who didn't fluently speak english
>>71450472
it isn't a fucking building, it's like a city
imagine if the US government tricked all the muslims that had fought jihad to congregate in mecca and drop a nuke on it?
>>71450489
I don't know. she doesn't even live here anymore. she won't stop messaging me though
https://www.google.co.uk/maps/place/Masjid+al-Haram/@21.4225544,39.8261989,3a,75y,150.62h,81.12t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1s-nzPiSr2_ftg%2FWFGK_e2KzqI%2FAAAAAAAAI0I%2FY_fTRknaBqwFfiTq_Mn022-M6XmB5CQEACLIB!2e4!3e11!6s%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2F-nzPiSr2_ftg%2FWFGK_e2KzqI%2FAAAAAAAAI0I%2FY_fTRknaBqwFfiTq_Mn022-M6XmB5CQEACLIB%2Fw203-h100-k-no-pi-0-ya137.561-ro-0-fo100%2F!7i6144!8i3072!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x55d1f94f8e094785!8m2!3d21.4228714!4d39.8257347!6m1!1e1
Lads, the inside of the black box is on google street view haha
So much for the holiest place in Islam
>>71450519
underwhelming
looks like some sort of islamic hotel lobby
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>>71450589
if you weren't retarded you would know why humans aren't depicted in islamic art
>>71450622
I know why
I just think it's shit
>>71450404
>al haram
>>71450678
why was he confused
>>71450681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gIc_8pXUI
Someone asked him to sing a song
>>71450681
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6gIc_8pXUI
good morning lads
doing a post to stop me from hovering over that spam again
>>71450739
did you watch it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSBSxZzRfyE
>>71450803
no
>>71450803
yeah when you posted it yesterday you spaz
>>71450813
why
>opens up my 17" 15lb laptop and gets to work
>>71450822
don't want to
didn't watch it either
>>71450080
four of them were US citizens
>be american
>go to Australia
>Die in a place crash
>>71450873
don't know any of those people
>>71450911
they're pretty well known over on /r/the_donald
>>71450924
whincing
>>71450986
ever do a /r/the_donald browse over on the 'ddit?
>>71450993
no im not a political runt
just heard the news about milo
not surprised. gays are always the weird ones
>>71451014
who?
>>71451014
I suppose now Milo is publicly disgraced and abandoned by all the only place he can go is the White House
wew lads, that was the best sleep I've had in recent memory.
>I suppose now Milo is publicly disgraced and abandoned by all the only place he can go is the White House
>>71451062
might try a sleep myself then based on your review
>>71451014
is the alt-right, dare i say it, finished
so who ruined his co-called career
>>71451082
who?
poo-right
>>71451082
ah yes, the "alt-right," because how DARE young people be conservative
but no, it really doesn't matter
>>71451138
cownta culcha am i right
>>71451145
it's not counter culture anymore because trump is in power
why is anyone surprised milo is a nonce? all gays are nonces
who dafuq is milo
>>71447596
Browsing 4chan before i go to study desu
>>71451181
King of Reddit
>>71451181
owner of 4chan
>>71451181
creator of facebook
going to browse all the anti-alt-right subreddits
>>71451273
i enjoy reading the bullshit they come up with over there
it's very entertaining
Listening to some Philip Glass
>>71450215
doping isn't that expensive lad