*Blocks your path* WHAT did you just say about Tuva?!

m-marry me

nggggggggg~~~ngggggggggg~~~~
nggg~~~~~(throat singing)

Part of Russian Federation

Rightful Peruvian clay

>>71446581
Go ahead.

Skin that smokewagon and see what happens.

They're a bunch of commie cucks

>>71446581
tuva oui mais tuva ou au juste ?

>>71446710
Jap or English teacher?

>>71446805
my joke was hilarious t b h it should get more (you)s

>>71446581
What are you gonna do, stab me?

Tannu what?

>>71446581
tsk, tsk, tsk. another mindless simpleton has stepped into my realm *i grab your head* there's still time to apologize *i throw you against the bloody wall* i'll teach you, not that your petty brain will understand *i get out my poisoned kris +9* eat this, little bitch! *i slice your shins* "ahh! what the fu-" *you stop yelling in awe of my blade collection* oh, you like them don't you? heheh, they'll be going through your skull soon *you scream but nobody hears as i punch your throat* what's wrong, bitch? choking on your idiocy? that's pathetic *snickers* heh, get ready for this, little bitch! *my eyes glow red as the floor starts shaking* "n-no! what the fuck?!?" *you try and punch me as i fade away* "HUH?!?!" heheh, i'm right here! *i appear behind you and shoot blue flames through my palms like azula from avatar the last airbender* it's too late now! *you try to get away but you fail and get burned* "aaarrrgghhh!!!!" you like that, bitch? don't worry, there's more where that came from! poison breath! go! ARIGATO! *WHOOSH* "aaarrgghhh!!!!" *the fumes surround you as you start choking* "wh-where the fuck did you go?!? show yourself!" *you cough and wheeze* too late, bitch. i'm everywhere... EAT THIS!!! *in one motion, i unbuckle my katana made of solid titanite from my black belt, unsheathe it and slice your right hand off and re-sheathe it while laughing* "ARRGGH!!!! you won't get away with this!!!!" heheh, i already have!! *the smoke instantly clears to reveal me in super sayain level 10 and fully charged up with rainbow hair* "n-no!!! stop!!!!" too late! *i use my telekinesis to throw my blade collection through your stomach one by one* "AAARRGGHHHH!!!!!" this ends here! *i fly towards you at mach 50 and drive my katana through your skull* *you slump over and die as i clean all my blades of your worthless blood* hmph, once again i have cut a worthless object *i teleport inside you as you explode* nothin personnel *i put up my hoodie and fly away*

>>71446581
Cool national anthem

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4zm9L4rIGw

>>71446805
>>71447416
Here is your (You).

I remember some one said if she's holding that thing two handed, then she's fighting something she can't take on and is the stance of someone who is desperate and knows they aren't going to make it.

Still cute though.

yes using the dao twohanded is a desperation stance because you give up some defensive balance or some such

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>>71446581
>be Tannu Tuva
>get annexed by Stalin

>>71446581
Excuse me? What?