australian gf edition
>tfw no autisitic australian gf
I let my girlfriend pick out some clothes for me. Am I a cuck?
>>71446420
She is disrespecting her flag!
>>71446431
yes
>>71446394
>>71446420
I agree
tfw no german gf
Imaging pushing a spiky half-inch wide piece of mineral all the way through your urinary tract and out your urethra.
Think about that next time you open a pop or coke or soda.
Trying to figure out which of my over 300 girlfriends to have sex with tonight. Maybe I'll just stay home.
big problem pal
1 sex please
the greatest mistake in american history was not following Patton's wishes and continuing our march east
>>71446456
That's only a problem if you don't drink enough water.
>he drinks soda
>>71446394
Aussies are ugly af!!
>>71446480
>not enjoying a cool Dr peppa on a warm summers day
>>71446456
american cuisine
>>71446490
I'd rather enjoy a nice glass of homemade lemonade.
wish i was varg vikernes
>>71446470
Roosevelt Stalin??
what do australians call pop
main drink these days
>>71446481
Truly, I feel like glorious North America got all the beautiful Anglo genetics. Too bad women get fat here.
>>71446490
DOCTTA PEPPA!
>>71446512
stop wishing and do it
>>71446512
Who's that? Do you Louis Cachet? Or Kristian Vikernes?
>>71446520
cunt joos
>>71446470
No, your greatest mistake was not sending the blacks to Liberia after your civil war.
>>71446461
It doesn't matter that you have poor taste
We can still be friends
>normalfags have already coopted that brain power ranking meme
>>71446470
greatest mistake was probably killing lincoln
>>71446544
fucking kills me desu
>>71446544
thought is futile
>>71446530
i intend to live something similar
>>71446533
louis cachet mostly
>>71446540
>>71446540
Would've happened if Lincoln wasn't killed.
>>71446394
>whore lipstick
>over sized hipster glasses
>meme image filter
>dumb pose
you're fired
>20 churches burnt down in henrico and nearby counties
>>71446523
Angelo's tend to be weird looking. I hate white looking peephole. Although I like brunettes with light brown skin or Latinas are truly amazing.
>>71446588
I wonder what that alternate timeline looks like.
Probably just people screaming about Mexicans only and the cities the gangs in aren't as horrific.
https://lichess.org/H2Vn4X2K
>>71446640
I like the body of August ames but her head is weird tho. She's Canadian by the way.
>>71446647
it's on cyka
>>71446647
calm down Thomas
if i learn french and get a college degree will canada let me have some land in the yukon to practice permaculture ?
>>71446660
I think that is Percy
>>71446617
did it ever occur to you that it's the freaky diekie dutchies who are the weird looking ones?
>>71446653
She's one of the "looks better without makeup" kind of girls
I feel like I had to share this with you guys.
>>71446665
could be
all rook same
>>71446669
Dutch girls actually kinda pretty
So, which song /cum/?
>>71446717
Sailor Moon - Moonlight Densetsu
>>71446700
how do I get a grill like the one on the left?
>>71446717
The alphabet song
>>71446717
https://youtu.be/04F4xlWSFh0
>>71446717
4'33
>>71446732
this is an important question
play the fucking chess game
>>71446732
Be a nigger
>>71446717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS_b6TthSGQ
>>71446717
https://youtu.be/hqIsc8ooXug
>>71446700
true
I think anglos look more rural-y
>>71446717
This one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDMmj5WgB8c
>>71446758
dammit, no gf for me
>>71446717
FUCK THE POLICE COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE UNDERGROUND
Star Wars sucks.
>>71446717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY
fuck living 2bh
>>71446781
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyTJ1otz9rM
>>71446717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfeNhwnO8hw
>>71446769
Russian lullabies are pretty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f8WYvAo-RA
>>71446769
cmon you fucking dork
https://youtu.be/x2YlbiyiuMc
>>71446801
Just waned to post a creepy one desu.
>>71446764
This
>>71446776
Yup no gf for you. You're going to die in your mom's basement...
(1) Shocking Secret "Fixes" Erectile Dysfunction
>>71446717
Ren'ai Circulation
>>71446717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ij4Ybjxm2c
>>71446810
most more Russian lullabies
Ate a third of a pound of cheese for dinner lads.
>lads
>>71446853
that's just 5 1/3 oz
>>71446856
Sorry, I forgot you were a vagina.
>>71446853
>He didn't have bread, hamburger meat, bun, ketchup, lettuce, tomato, onion, and french-fries along with some cheese on top, and a side of Nachos and two hotdogs for dinner
How sad.
>>71446853
kevin smith, is that you?
>>71446867
I haven't anything else in the fridge. I could have ate more oatmeal though.
I hate it when Americucks say >lads
>>71446846
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kaMTTe5VIJI
>>71446885
are you the one with only canned food?
>>71446887
Immersion in a board filled of euros tends to do that to you.
>71446887
I wish Moroccans would leave this thread.
just hat a wenk yonguhz
>>71446896
thank you!
gonna go to a friend's house to play super monkey ball 2
see y'all lads next time
>>71446897
I also have a box of cream of wheat.
>>71446443
i dont know how girls can wear skirts honestly
its just asking to get fugg'd
>>71446899
That Brits try to be like Americucks okay but Americucks wanting to be like Brits is very low...
>>71446916
holy shit i though it was only for xbox
time to fire up the emulation cannon
just realized I smell pretty bad
He ain't gonna do it. Nah, he ain't gonna do it. Bolshevik pidorashka, c'mon.
just realized I'm a terrible person and no one will ever love me
>>71446896
>tfw no mail order bride to sing lullabies
It isn't very good cheese.
Brits are very gay remember?? You know how they sound. Very gayish that accent...
>>71446961
If it makes you feel better, most of humans who have lived have died cold, alone, to vile illnesses without any loved ones.
>says the weeb
>>71446965
>Americans have to pay for this
lol
>>71446978
What language are you typing in. . .
>>71446940
i thought it was only for gamecube
what a time to be alive
>>71446979
Are you a proxy replying to yourself or are you gonna play chess? 5 seconds.
>>71446887
i hate it when nethershites say >cucks
>>71446979
I suppose I'm not alone in being alone.
>>71446983
Disgusting!! Must be a brit white face dark eyebrows and obviously she has a big forehead and bad teeth.
>>71446394
so many ginggers in oztraila ?
>>71447011
good posd
>>71446998
Did not realise that was a chess link. I never actually clicked on it.
>>71446987
Women are expensive.
>>71447000
Fock off m8!?!?
>>71447011
>says the dutch
>>71447029
ты чё, cyкa, oхyeл, бля?
>>71446992
>>71447049
>Says the burrito
why are the dutch posting in this thread
chicanos, pinoys, and ruskies should be put in concentration camps
>>71447087
why not
>>71447093
Russkies are for friendship.
>>71447087
Go back to Guangdong, chink
>>71447068
>>>71446992(Cross-thread)
More than half of /cum/ belongs there if we are being honest.
>>71447062
Я ycтaл и глyп
>>71447100
t. Vladimir petskryov
>>71447087
Can u just Fock off m8!?!?
>>71447093
I actually like Russians
We need to add Chinese to that list
>>71447112
t. tyrone gonzalez
>>71447132
Im probably whiter than you are
>>71447148
>40%
no
>>71447159
yep
>>71447110
fair enough
>>71447168
post hand
>>71447110
don't demean yourself
Fuck the Dutch
One Dutch person (maybe Moroccan you never know these days with how open European borders are) scammed me on eBay taking my $27 and then gave me negative feedback claiming I gave him a fake address
>27 next month
how am I going to get married before 30
>>71447181
Am I white?
>>71447207
Don't worry. He will drown when the sea level rises.
>>71447208
easy mode: find a gook
>>71447236
trim your nails skeleton
Why havnt you called the 1-800-Marry-a-slav hotline? There are thousands of slavic women that are desperate to live in a first world country
>>71447236
nigger
>>71447236
your hands look weird
>>71447258
CHI
>>71447265
dying alone is better
>>71447270
they'll leave me the second they get a greencard
>>71447258
shitskin
>>71447270
Is there one for husbands?
>>71447258
This white?
>>71447273
YOU look weird
This is my hand
>>71447333
nigger
>>71447258
Vampires get out
>>71447270
>women
>>71447333
I always knew leafs were half snowman
This is the color of the back of my arm
this is a hot photo of me last summer, any hansom men interested?
If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.
BTFO
>>71447385
when can we build shields out of hipsters?
>>71447370
me on the right
I wonder if people in nunavut actually learn inuktitut. It's almost completely useless.
>>71447402
you're almost completely useless
>>71447400
I don't date tiny birds. HISSSSSSSSSSSS
my whole body hurts
>>71447459
why?
>>71447459
same
the boys are back, pass it on
>>71447472
the boys are back in town?
>>71447402
The language is dying.
There's multiple ice people languages but from what I read some have had written aspects created and fonts commissioned for websites. It'll end up as more of an archival thing.
>>71447411
I'm your benis?
>>71447486
yes. sorry i haven't touched you in a bit
How can we initiate these new cum posters?
is duckposting back
>>71447557
heem them
>>71447557
swirlies and bullying
we need to decolonize and demilitarize /cum/
SHALL
https://youtu.be/iWhdzIJMEmQ
very interesting video
business idea: bring Quebec under american control, force everyone to learn english
>>71447601
you've already tried this and failed
>>71447606
yes, but now that we've added the second part, the leafs and brits wont try to stop us
>>71447601
i think it's cute there's a little piece of psuedo-europe on our continent
don't FUCKING ruin it by making even more anglophones FAGGOT
>>71447619
we will explode bombs in your mailboxes, dont try it
>>71447601
will the US ever conquer any new land again?
>>71447637
you'll have to make it back across the border to try it :^)
>i think it's cute there's a little piece of psuedo-europe on our continent
>don't FUCKING ruin it by making even more anglophones FAGGOT
>>71447645
other terrestrial bodies yeah, but probably not here on earth
on all levels except physical i am a quebecer
**blows up your mailbox and kills your mp**
>>71447572
If I control cum, am I seizing the means of production?
>>71447591
breivik deserved rope, nothing more
>>71447649
cool
>>71447601
>bring Quebec under american control
Yes
>force everyone to learn english
No
>>71447637
the reality is no one will do anything aside from a few minor attacks at most
>>71447667
cuck
>>71447645
No, but you should give us alaska so NA maps look more appealing.
>>71447680
lol there have been multiple rebellions against the british, and they didnt even touch quebecois culture
if americans tried to impose enlish on quebec they would be dealing with an organized resistance movement
>>71447601
Why not force the Americans to speak French? It's only a matter of centuries until English finally turns into French anyways
>>71447695
NEVER
EVER
tfw no konata gf
>>71447707
more like "it's only a matter of centuries until every language becomes english"
>>71447721
EYO
EYO
EYO, IM FROM BROOKLYN
I KNOW IM A LIDDLE LATE FOR THE THREAD, I TOOK A CAB AND GOT STUCK IN TRAFFIC FOR 7 HOURS
EYO I'M FROM BROOKLYN LOOK WHERE YOU'RE FUCKING WALKING I'M WALKING HHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEE
STOP
>>71447755
Nice triple dubs
>>71447705
you vastly over estimate how lazy people are and how baby-like protests are in Canada and Quebec. take a gander at the kind of shit that happens in the US under the title protest. Quebec getting upset under American rule wouldn't even make the news in most states.
>>71447768
GET A LOAD A DIS GUY
>>71447768
EYO I'M FROM BROOKLYN
EYO YOUS GUYS THINK YOUS FUNNY MAKING FUNNA THE WAY I TALKS? WHYIOUTTA
>>71447776
>comparing quebecois protests with anglo canadian protests
>comparing nig nog race riots with canadian protests
stop posting, you don't know shit bud
>>71446717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZlTMtgOYjc
AYYO YA GOTTA TRY A SLICE OF SOMA DIS PIZZA
NEW YARK, SOMA THE BESS AROUND
How am I supposed to proclaim my love for certain lolis if I get my irl speech made fun of every damn time I post
EYO I'M TRYIN TO PROCLAIM MY LOVE OVA HERE
>>71447808
SOMA DA BESS?
YA MEAN DA BESS
DERE AINT NO PIZZA DAT CAN BEAT DA STUFF YA GET IN NEW YARK
IM TELLIN YA, LUIGI'S PIZZA IS LIKE HEAVEN
EYO, YOUS MAKINS FUNS OF MY ACCENT?
HOZABOUT I GET PAULIE AN THE BOIS TO COME OVER AND CHANGE YOUR MIND
>>71447776
>blows up ur mailbox in front of you
heh, sorry kid
>>71447827
I'M A FUCKING WALKING-A HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERREEE
Eyoposting is the greatest thing to ever happen to /cum/
tfw you realize christianity and islam are basically the same
AYE MA
DEYRE MAKIN FUNNA ME AGAIN
TELL PA I'VE GOT SOM BUSSINESS THAT NEEDS TAKIN CARE OF
>>71447856
i was like 8 when i realized this
i guess im that redpilled
>>71447856
why has christianity been good for humanity then
>>71447840
>those Americans will surely surrender to our demands if we blow up their McDonalds coupons! quebec you are genius!
>>71447856
stop watching varg videos about religion
>tfw you realize christianity and islam are basically the same
DESE FUCKIN GABAGOOLS ARE GONNA GET FUCKING WHACKED IF THEYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT MY ACCENT AYYYYY TONY GET THE FUCKING CREW WE'RE GONNA WHACK A FUCKING GABAGOOL AAAAAAAAY
>>71447861
WHADDA YA MEAN YA GOT BEEF OH SOMETHIN
WHASAMATTAWITCHU
>>71447866
thats pretty alpha
>>71447867
>
>>71447875
hes right though
need a canadian gf
>>71447867
Coincidence
>>71447856
back to /r/atheist
>>71447867
the people who followed it were less retarded and realized it was just a fuckin' book and not to take it so seriously
>>71447905
yes, coincidentally white (successful) countries are christian
>>71447899
BUT MAAAAAAAAAA
*grabs crotch* EEEEEEYYYYYY
*smacks lips* SO YOU BE SAYIN
*plays briscola* WE WUZ
*spits on a moolie* MAFIA N SHEIT???
>>71447900
>look goys Christians wore veils in the middle ages too, i mean it wasn't a fashionable or anything back them, they're just the same!
come on guys lets hug the trees together
>>71447923
Name one white country that isn't/wasn't Christian
Hint: Albanians and Bosnians are not white
fuck you niggas youse suck anyways
>>71447924
I DON WANNA HEAR ANOTHA WORD OUTTA YOU UNTIL YOU FIX MY PEPERON
IVE HAD IT UP TA HERE WITH YOUS
YOU WONT BE TALKIN SO TOUGH WHEN I COME OVER DER WITH MY BOYS DEENO AND MAURICE
>>71447937
i can't
why is varg like a KKK grandwizard and a hippie at the same time? it confuses me
>>71447929
seriously though we need to start worshiping trees again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s-qTV2Eez8
>CNN gets fake news comments on air
>DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY NETWORK EVER AGAIN
>cut his audio
>1461158569524.jpg
>seriously though we need to start worshiping trees again
>>71448002
>the president isnt breaking any laws-
>WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA AMMA LET YOU FINISH BUT
>>71447967
nature is right wing
>>71448037
he didn't let him finish either
I can either play SA1, or Dark souls II tonight
guide my hips, /cum/
>>71448045
read some linkola and kaczynski and then watch a few varg videos
you'll understand
>>71448065
play heroes iii with me
>>71448065
>SA1
please entertain a curious canadian
>>71448038
>>71448038
>>71448038
>>71448002
Can you imagine how frustrating it would be to be repeatedly memed in real life by retards?
Pretty valid to tell that guy to fuck off desu.
>>71448065
>>71448002
why has the "news" devolved into this
i don't want to hear how trump is hypocritical and stupid in their opinion
>>71448073
>falling for Varg's "Europe's conversion to Christianity was violent and forced" meme
>>71448069
how is ted right wing? ive read a lot of his manifesto
the right is represented by corporate interests
the right defend free markets and the profit motive, which destroys the earth and its resources
>>71448097
>>71448106
Im in the mood to play shitty games
>>71448115
ds2 is not shit
ree
>>71448092
but you get to for the next 4 years
also you're a racist monster for not agreeing with everything they say about him
>>71448132
youre right
its hot trash
>>71448146
>>71448147
take that back right now
>>71448154
yep
my new mouse has a feature where i can disable the thing that stops it scrolling and i can scroll at mach 7 now
technology
I understand why the Anglo Canadians dislike Quebec so much now
>leave /cum/ for 6 hours
>same people talking about the same crap
>>71448202
kill yourself LARPing nazi boo faggot
>>71448101
>the right is represented by corporate interests
this is a post-wwii view of the right
the right has not been allowed to exist for decades following the defeat of tradition although the fascists were very forward looking at all times
free markets are not the exclusive right wing ideology, they are a modern development because after WWII all that was allowed to exist was the corporate dick sucking right, not the traditional/mystical type of the right
>>71448202
Why?
>surprised that french speakers are retarded commiefags
>>71448219
Nigga what
>>71448219
there no popular support for tradition, bud
all far right and far left movements are memes and businesses controll everything
>>71448202
what did they do to you? aside from threatening to fire bomb your spam mail.
>I support the free market
>>71448225
Anons believe ironic memes unironically
Paul Robeson was the best thing the USA ever produced
>>71448248
>a nigger
no thanks
>>71448248
who
didf a vommiit
shaking very badly
hooray alcohol
>>71448237
there was no popular support for ted either
thats why he did what he did
he recognized that reform was not possible and thus the system had to be destabilized at any means necessary
the businesses control industrial society so naturally they would never allow for the destruction of this society so he did what he had to do
>>71448276
And yet he probably had a better command of the English language than any fucking bogan could ever hope to
>>71448279
A better american than you could ever hope to be
>>71448288
on family day????
>>71448288
That's what you get for being a puss.
>>71448313
only pathetic normalfags care about things like "being better"
>>71448002
triggered lmao
>he's making money on companies he owns
0 shit, I thought he was supposed to be a terrible business man
>>71448293
OK but the right wing is entirely hollow in terms of traditional morality and they're a bunch of profit seeking hedonists
Most american right wingers do not believe in climate change or that anything should be done to help the environment
I dont think ted was right at all, we was just a radical eco-terrorist
>>71448343
bump liimiit is 310 fag
Rise above hate
>>71448344
ree conservatives/libertarians are not right wing and even most of /pol/ fails to take blood and soil to its logical conclusion
personally i do believe that ted was generally correct in his assessment of industrial society but i lean more toward linkola as to what must be done
*beams into thread*
"Captain, this thread appears to be long abandoned."
"Strange, our instruments indicated it hasn't even reached the bump limit yet"
>>71446443
>tfw born with preference for asses
>tfw no born a manlet
>tfw not being able to casually peek up girls' skirts
"There's nothing here"
*beams out of thread*
>>71448202 Agree to hate each other