/cum/

Mormons

>>71444426
10 posts early you retard

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>TFW stress is getting to me

>>71444460
8 posts early Canucky, learn to count >:^)

based milo

>>71444444

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Be my gf please

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Fill this in lads.

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Vignette a best

hahahahah can canadans even count????????????

Finish this older thread first
>>71441314
>>71441314
>>71441314

>>71444460
don't call people mean names

>>71444534
Shut up faggot and eat some lasagna

>>71444534
>/soc/-tier thread
how about no thank you

>>71444534
ur not my mom, janny loving bastard

>>71444551
bitch if you make me some lasagna i'd eat it

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>Waking up every morning to hear the latest fuck-up from the White House

canada west of the ottawa river is australia-lite

victoria = hobart
vancouver = melbourne
cranbrook = launceston
calgary = perth
edmonton = canberra
saskatoon = cairns
regina = townsville
winnipeg = adelaide
toronto = sydney
kitchener-waterloo = newcastle
hamilton = wollongong
fort mcmurray = alice springs
yellowknife = darwin
nanaimo = gold coast/brisbane

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Really makes you think...

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>>71444520

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>>71444520

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>>71444520

>>71444603
since when

>>71444621
correct answer

>>71444603
canada is a cute girl

>>71444632
Since now

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>>71444520
Check all the above, and I'm a confirmed normie.

>>71444650
damn...

>>71444598
wouldn't otttawa be canberra?

>>71444665
yes but then i don't know what edmonton would be

maybe edmonton would be darwin and yellowknife would be kalgoorlie

>>71444520
What kind of autist wouldn't check all of these boxes?

>>71444603
Queen Elizabeth is the head of state in Oregon, New Mexico, Oklahoma and Rhode Island huh?

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Making chicken right now buds
>>71444520

>>71444690
RIGHTFUL

CROWN

LAND

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>/cum/

>>71444690
yeah

>>71444731
*calls you a bogan*

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>United
>States
>America

>>71444731
what happened to haha cum

i liked that gimmick

>>71444731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hr5nWy9HwYo

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>>71444520

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truth

>>71444752
It was "lol cum" or "cum lol"

Get it right you Albeebee

>>71444618
>>71444621
>>71444626
>>71444716
>>71444717
>all these people wanting to marry white women
enjoy your divorce lamo

>>71444766
excellent post

>>71444785
we just legalised wife beating though, doubt that will happen

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is hobart the comfiest city in the world?

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>enjoy your divorce lamo

Russia is the worst country in the history of the universe.

>>71444836
dunno bout that they produce attractive girls

>>71444836
That's not how you spell haiti

>>71444520
would date any as long as it's a plain —/— qt demure female
would marry after a few years in a stable, faithful relationship. would sex during—after honeymoon. sue me.

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;_;

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>>71444836
*hacks your election*

california is a gobshite state

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>>71444785
>>71444832
You can't divorce if you haven't married

>>71444856
I am training to be a teacher next year.

>>71444856
No, I wanted to become a detective.

>>71444872

very rude

>>71444853
oh fuggggggggggggggg

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>>71444520
Literally the only correct answer

>>71444891
t. catholic

>>71444821
No, Melbourne is

Memphis BBQ > Any type of Texan BBQ

>>71444886
well, which part of it do u live in?

also, dont mind him. hes a britboo.

>>71444856
HA

not a fan of australian horseplay desu ne

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>>71444913
literally a matter of opinion. like motor oils in motorcycles.

I'm a fan of French-Canadian girls desu

>>71444913
Wrong, only vinegar-based BBQ is best BBQ. Everything else is just ketchup and disgustingly sweet sauces.

California would be an amazing state if the people there didn't exist

The whites are awful and the blacks and medicans are blacks and mexicans

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>>71444872
>gobshite
well, hello, Father!

My elbow is sore. Any masseuses ITT?

>>71444907
t. Ping Pong Chang

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>>71444520

I'm a fan of British girls desu

>>71444993
>Brazilian
>Doesn't tick every single box

Does not compute.

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Marriage is economics

>>71445004
lol no they are uncircumascrined tbhdesu

>>71445004

me too

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Anyone else ITT want to become a politician?

>>71445023
I'm unironically white, though
Wouldn't want to ruin these genes

>>71445004
same

love the way they talk, their subtle mannerisms, ugh

>>71444690
They're the Governors u dip

>>71445044
I'm going to become Dictator of California and firebomb LA.

kinda want to become a teacher

specifically an english teacher

one that lives in vietnam

/California/
no

Canadian > Australian > yank > pom

In terms of girls

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>I'm unironically white, though

>>71445044
yes
but that requires kissing ass for like 20 years so no thank you

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>>71445062
>Firebombing LA
>Not firebombing the Bay Area too
BAKA

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this

>>71445059
was poking fun at the misleading legend

>>71445054
Yes and some of them have good humor for a woman

>>71445068
so go ?

>>71445089
I'll be poking fun at your mom if you don't shut your mouth lol

>>71445062
gonna poobomb on ur moms chest

>>71445086
isn't that the innovative part? also what the fuck do you know you nobody cunt?

>>71445087
CHI

the bay area is comfy, as long as you stay north of emeryville, south of richmond, and avoid the main street of SF

>>71445087
Was thinking about checking the last two for Latinas as well but that depends on how much injun blood they have.

>>71444983
The diverse landscapes are the best part about it. There are majority white / conservative areas here, mostly in NorCal, they're just overshadowed by the abundance of overpopulated-ditch cities.

>>71445091
agreed

>>71445109
you dont have the fucking balls

>>71445079
British > Canadian > American > Aussie > Kiwi
In term of girls

>>71445087
>>71445033
>>71444769
>>71444716
Okay, I appreciate you guys taking part but you are stripping valuable (you)s from me.

>>71445120
is there anything between emeryville and richmond??????

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>>71445044

would heem this SD runt

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>>71445130

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>>71445079
i'd switch canadian and australian 2bh

>>71445106
i need a degree first

>>71445133
what the fuck makes canadian girls so special? they're american-lite, like the rest of canada (inb4 weight jokes)

>>71445159
vintage meme

>>71445143

El cerrito, Berkeley, albany

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>>71445082
t. Jukka Khan Pekkonen

>>71444426
I love this picture

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>>71445137
(1)

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>>71445115
The Bay Area is very regressive and does everything it can to make you homeless so you can be abused on the street by druggie hipsters

And I know all the secret nooks and crannies of ur mum lol

Also
>Austin
Morelike AUTISM lol

>>71445144
! !

>>71445137
>>71445137
>>71445137
>>71445137
>>71445137
>>71445137

>>71445172
>Grass is greener

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>>71445120
literally avoid ALL of California south of davis and west of sacramento.
east side of the state is true flavortown

>>71445178
>(inb4 weight jokes)
fatty

>>71445178
They're American but whiter and less trashy (on average)

>>71445137
Don't worry anon I always return (you)s back to their owners.

We're not all (you)-mongers

>tfw the junkyard radio works perfectly
Im so happppy

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>>71445190
ohright. its been a looong time since ive lived there. hmmm...ok, i guess.

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>>71444520
Am I the most degenerate?

Do black people even visit /int/?

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*trots into the thread*

>>71445229
bost bic bls?

Don't know what people see in asians 2bh
I would fuck but would never date/marry one

>>71445265
newfag

Cute chubby girls give my life meaning

>>71445256
>at least i'm not a turk
delet

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>>71445044
After Trump's victory, I realized I'm overqualified. So maybe.

>>71445267
heh

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>newfag

>>71445286
:)

>>71445267
instantly feel sorry for the guy

>>71445267
Tim needs to sort his life out

>>71445284
I like em with a bit of meat too, the line between chubby and fat can be pretty thin though, depending on the girl's body type.

reckon i should go on rubber dinghy rapids buds

>>71445044
Depends on what I am allowed to do.

North Dakota >>>> South Dakota

Which country has the most /fit/ girls? Color means nothing if they've got succulent glutes

You guys think you'll ever get married?

I don't, it seems unlikely I can stay committed with one person and I don't know if I can even handle it desu

I can barely get a gf or handle a relationship

>>71445368
I need to get married at some point, it is hard to live alone and my parents will die one day.

>>71445361
probably denmark or something
countries with lowest obesity rate is a good start to look (within developed countries, kenya doesn't count xd)

>>71445361
Brazil

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>>71445352
Why are you in this thread?

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>>71445356
rong

>>71445397
Just following orders to occupy the thread as it is rightfully Russian clay.

imagine have a pet leaf
Id rub his belly everyday and pour aunt jemima's down his throat, while taking him to a hockey game every wednesday night

>>71445381
Where do I sign up? I'll give up my rights for shelter

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>>71444520
The Übermensch answer

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>>71445368
Well I got a good paying job now but the crippling reality has settled in that I'm more anti-social than I originally thought. So it's looking highly unlikely.

>>71445423
aren't you hardcore

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>>71445381
a bit gay

>>71445431
What's the cause of that?

care to elaborate

>>71445483

:'( !

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Who /slaveowner/ mode here?

>>71445496
kek

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>talk to oneitis on snapchad
>read through old messages because I'm a sentimental faggot
>find out they get a "Anon is typing" notification when you open the chat even if you don't actually type
WHAT KIND OF FEATURE IS THAT

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Reunite the Dakotas

>>71445515
I would not like this :^)

>>71445496
Thomas Jefferson approved

>>71445515
This. Merge Dakota, then annex Mexico to be back at 50.
We'll just tell Puerto Rico they're still on that waiting list

>>71445346
solitude's a sensibility

>>71445514
what does it matter?
just say you forgot what you were about to say for an excuse if she notices

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>>71445537
Do you fear death, Los Angeles?

>>71445515
*GOP loses two Senate seats*

:^)

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gf's roommate keeps calling me a dickhead

>>71445560
Dakota would be undefeatable

>>71445515
>>71445561

WTF I love the Dakotas now!

>>71445561
GOP a shit
Democrats a shit

They don't do shit

Dakota First

>>71445577
she just wants the dickhead

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Good evening, /cum/

>>71445515
Sure, I'm ok with it.

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>>71445577
>gf

>>71445496
underrated

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>>71445496

*annexes Dakota*

>>71445556
It's not a one time thing nigga, I open the chat at least 3-4 times a week

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Everybody post what you're listening to RIGHT NOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lwj2AfnlHPM

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>Should be working but instead posting on /cum/

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The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.

>>71445596
Hey, how have you been?

>>71445514
Never heard of that one before
hmm

>>71445632
and you think she has the chat open at the same time as you?

>>71445634

rain hitting the storm drain

>>71445596
Good evening bestposter

>>71445591
t. Coastie

>>71445586
x d

>>71445582
a state to surpass Minnesota

>>71445634
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMc8naeeSS8

>>71445634
Classical music on the radio

Many men claim to be feminists, but aren't. So when we see a real male feminist like Trudeau, women kinda want to fuck the shit out of him.

lets go snowmobiling in new hampshire, someone

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>it's a repeat
Really wanted to hear about his convo with Trump, fuck that jew

>>71445673
road trip? road trip!

>>71445673
I'll go with you if you can accept me, even for all my inadequacies.

>>71445653
the notification gets sent regardless, even if her app isn't even running

>>71445673
Is it a "go everywhere as long as it isn't posted" state?
Are they anal about mods?

>>71445667
Trudeau is a womanizer behind the scenes. Feminism is an act.

oh no
i can feel the bone in the bottom of my feet
feels super bad to walk around
fuck i hate this meme

>>71445693
Never seen you before. Drove just through Mesa on the way to the Phoenix Zoo today

What the hell does gamegate have to do with this?

>>71445726
I'm the Laveenfag you talked to a couple days ago.

I chose Mesa for my laptop because i stay at a campus in Mesa during the week then go home weekends and use my desktop

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>>71445718
stop wearing heels faggot

>>71445736
Don't you see? It's key to all of this.

>>71445749
MCC? I go there

>>71445736
Don't bother expanding upon a cringeworthy topic.

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>>71445755
Nope, ASU polytech

>>71445750
no you dont understand its like no skin on bottom of my feet, only bones
fuck

>>71445752
Brianna Quin died for our sins

>>71445763
Brother went to ASU in Tempe. Probably gonna go to NAU though since I like trees and snow

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>>71445642
>how have you been?
Pretty fine desu. I almost fell asleep at work today for some reason.

how about you?

>>71445658
Hi there.

Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short se
a, had passencore
rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scra
ggy isthmus of
Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: no
r had topsawyer's
rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to
Laurens County's
gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all th
e time: nor avoice
from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuart
peatrick: not yet,
though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a b
land old isaac: not
yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesth
ers wroth with twone
nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or She
n brewed by
arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be s
een ringsome on the
aquaface.
The
fall
(bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronnt
uonnthunntro
varrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!) of a once
wallstrait
oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life d
own through all christian
minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed
at such short notice the
pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the hu
mptyhillhead of
humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the
west in quest of
his tumptytumtoes: and their upturnpikepointandplac
e is at the knock
out in the park where oranges have been laid to rus
t upon the green
since devlinsfirst loved livvy.
What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods ga
ggin fishygods!
Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu
Ualu Ualu!
Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still
out to mathmaster

Thinking about having a glass of water.

>>71445808
top tier choice my man
add few thin slices of lemon into that

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>Sir Tristram, violer d'amores, fr'over the short se
>a, had passencore
>rearrived from North Armorica on this side the scra
>ggy isthmus of
>Europe Minor to wielderfight his penisolate war: no
>r had topsawyer's
>rocks by the stream Oconee exaggerated themselse to
>Laurens County's
>gorgios while they went doublin their mumper all th
>e time: nor avoice
>from afire bellowsed mishe mishe to tauftauf thuart
>peatrick: not yet,
>though venissoon after, had a kidscad buttended a b
>land old isaac: not
>yet, though all's fair in vanessy, were sosie sesth
>ers wroth with twone
>nathandjoe. Rot a peck of pa's malt had Jhem or She
>n brewed by
>arclight and rory end to the regginbrow was to be s
>een ringsome on the
>aquaface.
>The
>fall
>(bababadalgharaghtakamminarronnkonnbronntonnerronnt
>uonnthunntro
>varrhounawnskawntoohoohoordenenthurnuk!) of a once
>wallstrait
>oldparr is retaled early in bed and later on life d
>own through all christian
>minstrelsy. The great fall of the offwall entailed
>at such short notice the
>pftjschute of Finnegan, erse solid man, that the hu
>mptyhillhead of
>humself prumptly sends an unquiring one well to the
>west in quest of
>his tumptytumtoes: and their upturnpikepointandplac
>e is at the knock
>out in the park where oranges have been laid to rus
>t upon the green
>since devlinsfirst loved livvy.
>What clashes here of wills gen wonts, oystrygods ga
>ggin fishygods!
>Brékkek Kékkek Kékkek Kékkek! Kóax Kóax Kóax! Ualu
>Ualu Ualu!
>Quaouauh! Where the Baddelaries partisans are still
>out to mathmaster

>>71445799
arse full of farts

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>someones unironically blasting Evanescence out their window

>>71445780
Not bad
I had the day off so I got some work done on my car.

I get the feeling that Greenwald believes he's a trailblazer. Like, he thinks people in the future will just drift from hemisphere-to-hemisphere, fucking cabana boys, typing MEANINGFUL SHIT into their APPLE COMPUTERS with furrowed brows.

might go to the weed store and buy some weed

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>>71445808
Good boy!


Everyone ITT, what's your excuse for now downing as much water as possible right now? Might as well, 'tis very healthy for you!

>>71445896
die

>>71445896
don't do that it causes cancer

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>>71445896
DUDE WEED LMAOOOOOO

>>71445913
I drink a ton of water, though

>>71445913
Shan't be consuming the fluoride jew

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>>71445896
me too
where to tonight?

>>71445969
>not buying Info Wars water filters

There is nothing wrong with smoking weed.

how can you see into my eyes like open doors

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rate my country

you lads ever wee in your sleep?

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>>71445994
>purchasing items from the conspiracy merchant jew

>>71446005
this

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>>71446016
What is a pupil

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>>71446028
No. Not even as a kid. I've always been a light sleeper and wake up when I need to piss.

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>>71446033
*grabs your throat*
drink filtered water

>>71446028
I just wake up because I am not a toddler.

>>71445859
CANT WAKE UP

>>71446016
Your eyes are not open to the doors, but closed. How could I then see into the passageway of your spirit, if it cannot see outwards?

>land of free
>forced to take 'care' of your teeth by drinking fluoridated water

>>71445991
Go to the shop that says OG on it

Pop music is akin to the barbarian invasions of Rome.

"Dunkelheit" by the Norwegian black metal band Burzum (Varg Vikernes). From the album "Filosofem" (1996)

I had a dream that I had an eyeball on my foot and I pulled a foot long screw out of it.

The screw wasn't even poking out the other end of my foot, it was like a pocket dimension or some shit.

>>71446080
call my name

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>>71446059
*walks toward you*

>>71446087
>You're forced to drink water
lmao why do you think pop is so popular here?

USA 1
FAGland -1

had to get Panda for dinner

looks like its time for another visit of the liquid shits

>>71446047

WTF happened to your flag, wasnt it purple before.

>>71446028
constantly when I was young
I'd curl up on the floor with my blanket and sleep there till my mom woke me up in the morning to yell at me for doing it again

>>71445914
>>71445955
hmm?

>>71446097
that place is neat
they give you a membership card with your name on it for no reason. You don't even really need it to shop there.

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>>71446115
>drinking the sugary jew
you lost again

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>pop

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>>71446121
>can't tell the difference between city and county

>>71446119
Why do people these days have such weak bowels?

>>71446121
You're confusing me for the guy living in Shitcongo. The purple flag is the flag of the city. I added my county flag today.

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>soda

>>71446028
I did just the other night. I haven't done that in a long time. I've been resisting the urge to fap, and had a dream that there was porn playing on some screens. It was sort of a wet dream, since I felt like I was beginning to cum in the dream, but I also started pissing in large amounts everywhere, likely since I needed to pee in reality. Thankfully I didn't piss as much in reality as I did in the dream. There was just a small amount on my boxers and a blanket. I forgot to wash it, thanks for the reminder.

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>>71446142
>He doesn't drink tonic water instead
Shiggy

>>71446144
P O P
O
P

>>71446156
Ohh, i remembered it only being 3 flags, didn't know California had city flags too.

>>71446128
I was ready to mock you but the part about your mom was 2sad2bh

>>71446108
that's not for me to do

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>I call Soda 'pop'

I enjoy a carbonated beverage from time to time. Even better with a hefty pour of bourbon in it.

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>>71446185
I think there's another guy from Sacramento County, though. I'm the guy who you bullied once about a girl named Patricia

>>71446107
I am the dream interpreter,
I interpret thine dream to indicate closeted homo sexu ality.

don't drink pop much anymore
mostly carbonated water

this is the year buds

im gonna meet her

*virtue signals about pop and soda name debate*

>>71446216

Yeah, the other is the fag who posts rooney mara sometimes.

Reminder that YOTGF 2017 is nearly 1/6 over

>tfw two intelligent for city/county flag

Remember this C L A S S I C rogan and joe diaz on alex jones back when he was a comedian, not a pseudo-intellectual meathead with a wannabe cult of redditors tryna sling kettle bells, nootropics and cell phone plans to people that watch UFC

https://youtu.be/i9p6jRHDZ0E

Haven't actually seen the new alex jones on rogan, was it pilled?

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>>71446254
It's been a success for me

>>71446240
no don't take her from me

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Yen > triss

>>71446256
yey.. this applies for me :D

>>71446240
>>71446274
You will not meet anyone and you will die alone.

You all are more significant than myself.

>>71446281
Good taste.

>>71446296
already met her o3o

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>>71446296

gas yourself, piotr

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>Yen > triss

>>71446316
>>71446318
In your hearts, you know I am right.

i want a balding GF.

>>71446296
Might die alone but I've already met someone

>>71446332
fuck off, ryssa

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had a nap buds
feeling miles better

>>71446344
Find a girl with cancer.

where did it all go so wrong /cum/

>>71446350
I cannot do that Pekka.

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>>71446326
Is there a problem bud?

>>71446281
never played that video game but i like these cosplay whores

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>>71446185

Speaking of California, I just realized that I've never seen someone posting from San Diego with regional flags in /cum/.


>>71446299
Thanks.

>>71446356
wooow. good boy!

I'm homofobic. I want gay Internet porn to be nonexistent...

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>>71446344

>>71446375
*winter wars you*

>>71446372
when we gave into temptation, instead of giving into instruction and conforming to its higher standards.

new

>>71446394

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>>71446384
thanks

>>71446402
*pat*

>>71446379
They're pretty good desu
Poland's greatest achievement

>>71446393
*annexes Karelia*

>>71446388
why not get rid of all sodomites at the same time?