>yes,hello welcome to colombia compadre What do?

heyyy where the chicitas at

Go to the local beaches and befriend the goers and hook up with a colombiana morena

don't talk to me, costeño hpta

>>71442654
take a plane and go back to spain

I visit the local Escobar shrine and pray for safety.

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>>71442654
no por favor, me gustaría volver a mi propio país de mierda

>>71442654
Surrender my wallet, cellphone and shoes.

>>71442654
go to a better latino country

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>>71442654
Go fuck some donkeys immediately
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

>>71442654
A la embasia canadiense por favor.

>>71442910
Whit what money?

>>71445149
You might not make it in one piece.

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make some friends in colombia

>>71445217
Claro que si, no sea tan pelota.

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>>71442713
Enjoy your stay in this earthly paradise, mr gringo tourist!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4236466/Police-Tourists-robbed-US-woman-raped-Colombian-coast.html

>>71445294
You don't know what might happen en route to your destination.

>>71442654
Hola companero, como anda?

>>71445364
>>71445326
>>71445108
(You)

One STD-free prostitute, please.

dirty shitskins who don have sense of pride

Instigate the FARC so the shithole called Colombia falls upon itself

>>71445416
Colombian taxi drivers are a sketchy bunch of I'm being honest.

>>71445855
If you don't want more niggers going to your country, you should think twice before acting

>>71442654

quiubo pues triple hijueputa, se bajo de todo?

*Steals your phone and sneakers*

>>71445911

>tfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKu9kq1wV54

>>71445911
It's a risk I'm going to take to improve humankind

Post the top 10 hottest girls in Colombia right now.

>>71445326
Damn, they party hard.

How much do high quality prostitutes costs?

>>71446241
Tbh with you being white you could get high quality girls without trying much

>>71446241
From 700 USD

Hey, brethern.

>>71446272
Says the cholo

>>71446335

You belong to Colombia

>>71446187
Well, you should start packing your bags and start walking in direction to Argentina then, now that you still have time.

You're bound to get more of buenaventura niggers.

>>71446335
Hello, rebellious department.

>>71446278
That's pretty fucking expensive
Are you guys first world now??

>>71446833
Only when it comes to demand money from foreigners from the first world

>>71442654
I'd like to visit the amazon and the pacific region. Never been there

>>71446833
Not as a whole, but there are first world tier areas and neighborhoods in pretty much every big city. There's a hell lot of inequality as well.

>>71446833
cheap hoes are like 100usd or less, you just have to try not to sound like a gringo

>>71447406
Kek, you're talking bullshit.

You can get cheap ones for 6 USD.
AIDS included!

>>71442654
Dance!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5Zh6GArfqo

I fucking hate the submissive colombian posters. Im gonna beat all of you out if you dont grow dome balls.

I would like to visit colombia some day, I live in florida and I grew up all with colombian immigrant friends from cali, bogota, armenia etc they basically adopted me into their culture, I know all about your weird catholic traditions, sayings, superstitions.

>>71447758
I hate colombian posters but i hate other countries even more

>>71447817
You'd freeze your ass in Bogota. Go to Medellin or Cali for Florida-like weather

>>71442654

Please for the love of god don't kill me please I want to see my mom again I promise my family will pay you half a million dollars oh christ please don't cut my fucking throat you don't have to do this

>>71447406
Not true you can fuck for 30-50k COP in Bogota for low class and the more expensive ones in nightclubs cost around 200k. For 20-30 minutes of course, a whole night or hours is another story. Also you can go alone no problem nothing is going to happen.

>>71449205
>freeze your ass in Bogota
wut?? I thought you are jungles everrywhere.

>>71452586
Bogota is at 2640m above sea level

>>71452620
Hell, 2640m nearer the stars

>>71452586
Not necessarily.

Colombia has diversity of environments

Hello there ese
*blasts reggaeton*

Who are the most beautiful women in Colombia?

>>71455484
Paisas

Be a master pick-up artist and unleash the equally master plan: log on Tinder, swap right.
>YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hellola amigo, you spéako el englisho? See?

>>71442654
Hopefully not murdered.

>>71452586
Our portion of the amazon jungle is in the south of the country and less than 1% of the population lives there. Most people live in the Andes highlands and the weather ranges from springlike to temperate savanah and cold marshlands. Close to the Caribbean coast the weather is desert like and the eastern plains enjoy monsoon weather. So no, most of the country is not jungles. I've never been to a jungle in my life, which is sad considering the southeastern part of the country is a big jungle but there are no roads linking it to the rest of the country