state of janny's nut edition
JANNY IS A BENDER
JANNY IS A BENDER
DA DAAA DAAA DA
DA DAAA DAAA DA
First for femboys
Anyone who has a different opinion to me is racist
>>71431288
You need to stop
now I know why janny acts like such a narcissist
it's because of us
You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it
WILL YOU STOP THIS NONSENSE I HAVE WORK TO DO
really can't be arsed to cook tonight
doing a poo
nervous about calling the 'rents
its been a while
https://www.periscope.tv/AJJoshi/1PlKQZgDaYDGE
wonder why this is the top trending video on (((twitter))) right now
wish I could switch my nuts with janny's rn
>>71431659
*flops my cock onto the table*
eat this instead then
>>71431659
Order a chinker
First for realboys
hey janny
*flexes*
like what you see?
>>71431659
How about after i arse you in the arse, i cook you up a good ol' cock meat sandwhich?
If young metro don't truss you imma shoot you
How does it feel to be short?
(((janny)))
NO TURKEY?
>>71431656
screaming
>>71431675
wish I could comment but I aint making a fucking twitter account
Maybe if you stop shitposting, the janitor will stop deleting your posts
The U's for life
reckon janny should wait till like 150 posts on an early thread and then delete it. should rile up the runts quite nicely.
>>71431744
I wouldnt know, im a 6'2 Australian bull
>>71431744
Ask the janny
>>71431718
>realboys
FUCK OFF FEMBOYS ARE GOAT
>>71431744
It's alright, means people don't notice me as much
I began by subjecting her to a session of verbal humiliation and degradation and she submitted perfectly to it. We then moved on to some BDSM: I tied her to the foot of the bed by the wrists and ankles, standing upright, and used my little light whip on her. After that she was handcuffed and blindfolded and tied to the bed in the more conventional horizontal fashion so I could make more conventional use of an attractive woman's body!
There are very few excorts with whom I can enjoy three orgasms in two hours. Actually, there's just one other, and I've known her for six years. So the fact that I managed it with Fia on a first meeting says pretty much all you need to know about her.
We also spent quite a bit of time talking about matters unrelated to sex. She's educated and interesting, and this added another dimension to a thoroughly enjoyable afternoon.
>>71431654
posting slows down to a crawl around bump limit because people anticipate a new thread
if there's no firm point at which a new thread is made the uncertainty will slow /brit/ to a crawl
>>71431771
frig off janny
>>71431756
my gimmick, fuck off
Hand over the (You) now!
>>71431744
shit desu
>>71431761
reckon he has his hands down his pants right now
getting mans daily dose of the pengest munch
women are hilariously one dimensional
why do germans and pseudo-germans ruin everything
>71431838
Ok, p-please don't shoot
cheeky cucumber raita
>>71431838
its my (You) now
>>71431863
why not just crop the image you fucking weirdo
Cup of tea and 150mg of Tramadol
>>71431909
to trigger autists like you mate
ummmmm lads?
what do skepta and JME means when they say "man"
ie. "man don't care"
are they talking about each other or is it more of a collective thought?
>>71431873
you only see one dimension lad, its your eyes not their dimensions or lack thereof.
Really not feeling this working full time gimmick. Might look for alternatives.
@71431898
You think this is a fucking game!? Give me the fucking (You) or ill shoot
>>71431933
'man' is very versatile, it can mean any of those
where's that dumb fucker who suggested i take nytol to get high?
I took 300mg last night and just fell asleep
>>71431933
it's like saying people or person
>>71431978
vampire nigger lurking in the back
ree ree roo roo mummy I need a poo poo
why does everyone complain about janny? he does his job, never complains, top lad
>>71431975
you already posted this
drink booze with it
>>71431975
Hahaha
>>71431978
me as the black girl
>>71431978
why is no one smiling
>>71431978
>blue hair
neck yerself sonny jim
>>71431690
don't mind if i do
>>71431978
up to date on the latest memes these lads haha
thats it lads ive had enough
going to down 2 bottles of calpol and take 4 paracetamol
see you on the other side
>71431978 (You)
A bit gay, lad
i love janitor
Thank the lord for this stuff right here.
Facial hair has always been weak but knew I had potential as my father and grandfather could both grow beards.
Started using it and its working like a charm.
>Mates that went to University are now back at home and struggling to find work
>Been earning £9 an hour since last year
>>71432004
alright janny lad
>>71431952
*jumps in front of him as you pull the trigger*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UtZEC5u1uMk
>>71432004
Most people on /brit/ are newfags straight out of /pol/
They don't understand board etiquette and get enraged when he deletes their shitposts
New sun kil moon album is very good lads
Going to have an Anadin and rub some Vicks Vapour rub on my ballsack.
New tinder pic
What does it mean?
>>71432004
this the janitor is fucking great
>>71432071
Are you Dutch, perhaps?
>>71432074
>£9 an hour
fuck off billionaire
Considering migrating to spee for the banter
>>71431975
nostalgic post
>>71432004
yep are janny is a fantastic man
>>71432074
haha sound deano
>>71432130
No, but I have some Scandinavian blood.
Why?
>>71432071
reminder that he does it for free
he is yet to post proof of his assertions
>>71432104
hammond and tennant look identical
>>71432088
You could say the same for most of /int/ too, there's not really a similar interest so people just end up shitposting.
new london vernacular
>>71432004
this why isn't there more praise for the janitor
>>71432102
rick s/s 17
the state pays for 40% of my rent
>>71432172
No.
Just look on the internet. The proof is there.
The future gf
>>71432232
post your beard big man
go on
>awake 13 hours
>already eaten 550 calories
hmm
*comes to a conclusion*
I don't like normies
>>71432181
Imagine serving Tim.
Actually, imagine Tim being perfectly normal when talking to him.
is jannyshilling some new gimmick I missed
@71432171
Just wanted your (You) aha
>>71432157
>>71432118
>>71432061
>>71432004
just how I feel as well
is there anything not perfect about David Mitchell
>>71432224
too edgy for rick lad
he just makes big shoes, jeans with loops coming off them and jackets with asymmetrical zips
plus stupidly big tshirts and shit yourself shorts ofc
Like boughs of sturdy English oak. My God, if you had them wrapped round you, you'd just feel so safe
>he eats less than 3000 calories a day
>alri manlets/skellies
>>71432273
ugly wife
shades of autism
never turns down work
those apple ads he did with robert webb
when he tries to do accents in his sketch show
>>71432267
same janny is such a lad
How Anglo is the last name Hammonds/10?
do girls like giving rimjobs
>>71432232
this person looks young enough that the picture on the right is just a case of puberty
>>71432299
*castrates you*
>>71432210
aka generic european but with the added victorian floor gaps
>>71432346
love gary lineker's new gimmick
>>71432299
*messes with you*
>>71432326
forgot about those apple ads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8QmZWv-eBI
>>71432347
They do if you're a millionaire.
Recommend a film to watch tonight lads
>>71432396
Accattone
>>71432396
Gay Niggers From Outer Space
*waits to get an autograph from janny*
>>71432396
kes
>>71432396
letters from iwo jima
>>71432415
pucci
stuck a cheeky quid on a sutton win x
>>71432396
kidulthood
is janny posting about himself??
>>71432354
Nope.
He was 25 iirc and posted his progress on a message board over several months.
>>71432346
bit dark there gary lad
>>71432396
Kill List
>>71427704
paris metro has anti-suicide doors
>He doesn't advocate Nigewave
>>71432491
GOOD post
>>71432499
not on all stations hun x
I'm shitting right now
>>71432499
the tube stations coming out of canary wharf do too
can only assume its to stop some banker offing himself if he's had a bad day at the markets
>>71432489
shit tier ben wheatley taste lad
sightseers, down terrace are better
>>71432499
theres some at london tube stations too, they just keep spastics away from the track more than specifically anti suicide
>>71432415
fuck off
https://twitter.com/PrisonPlanet/status/833758892089810944
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>71432499
So do Jubilee-extension platforms in London, as will all new platforms (all of Crossrail for example).
>>71432542
that's just the dlr
Why the fuck is Madeleine McCann still in the papers
Willy's gone hard again lads
>>71432604
Parents need the attention
>>71432602
nah DLR doesn't have anti-suicide doors anywhere as i recall
>>71432604
FIND AR MADDIE
>>71432602
'no'
>>71432604
how old would she be now?
>DLR
ah yes the literal poverty express
passengers are quarantined and decontaminated before mixing with middle-class passengers at Bank station
>>71432555
I quite liked it.
>>71432610
*gives it a succ*
>>71432499
I saw those in London before I did in Paris, honestly.
I think I remember some on the Jubilee line, back in 2010/11
>>71432634
it should, fucking depressing line
>>71432604
because the tree planted on top of her was cut down.
>>71432668
>>71432604
THE SEARCH FOR BRAVE SAINT MADDIE GOES ON
>>71432499
I wish every station had these, I always worry about some nutter pushing me in front of a train desu.
Reckon he enjoyed his evening, lads?
overground is the pengest line
>>71432721
I always stand at the back of the station
too scary near the tracks
Business idea : initiate civil war then sell arms to both sides
>>71432721
my station doesn't have them and i get paranoid everytime someone walks behind me
we're all in agreement that the circle line is the best line right?
it has the best carriages, FUCK OFF central runts with your packed carriages and manlet tier dimensions
sometimes victims of oppression become so marginalised that they start sympathising with their oppressors
>shartville
>>71432780
circle line used to be decent until they made it not circular
now it's just a poor man's district line
cannot WAIT for crossrail
>being reliant on public transportation
Runt flag
>>71432763
>overground
Or as the rest of us call it, a regular train
>getting the empty Central Line from Epping on a rainy evening into central London
extremely comfy
>why yes I do live in germany
>>71432815
>could cut my commute in half but it stops at shenfield
I prefer the south of England to the north + London
the 'tro
>>71432815
just looks like a shit central line desu
>>71432813
district line is fucking shit mate, only thing it has over the circle is the frequency
>>71432877
literally rode past him on my bike the other day
The average salary for a Waterloo & City line passenger is £81,250
>>71432763
this tbf, hackney to islington is basically the only route you actually need
literally used the train about three times in my life
>>71432919
Should have got an autograph
Travel is too expensive
Just in general
Trains, flights, ferrhs etc
All too expensive
need my little yank cock sucked
>>71432919
>rode past him on my bike
Ahh yes, cycle-cucks.
Ride in the road 4ft from the curb but complain when I go past too close.
not a Londoner if you don't remember these
the 'ahn
>London cucks are so used to being underground, they call being in the fresh air 'overground'
>>71432950
*books 100 quid return to italy"
why do I get the impression that deanos all support arsenal?
gfs getting a bit chubby lads
what do i do
>>71432991
anaemic banter
how do TfL charge for the tube/overground/dlr?
I just put lots of money on and hope it doesn't go red
>>71432994
find me that offer right now
>>71433005
encourage it
>>71432979
ngl transportation in german cities is horrific
too complicated for me
>>71433013
thank you
>>71432991
smelly banter
>>71432950
literally just booked return flights to Andorra for £32 shut your gob mate
mortgaged the house to put a bet on sutton to win lads
ball and chain will not be best pleased if this doesn't come through lol!
>>71433034
Im literally a travel agent
>>71433033
fuck knows lad, i just use my debit card and never really look at my bank statement
>>71433069
hello nigger
>>71433089
so find me it
Told the gf to pick up some scourers when she was in town and she came back with a tea towel because 'she didn't know what i meant'
let the head bouncing commence
>>71433077
I didn't know Andorra had an airport, I always flew to Toulouse then drove up when I went skiing there.
>>71433121
wtf is a scourer?
assuming some poorthern colloquialism
>>71433121
eeeerm pickh up wot maght?
would be hilarious if he put you at the bottom of trade priority because of this kek
>>71433148
Those green coarse things your mum uses to wash up your plates
>>71433129
ahh yes that well known condition where your stomach warps around your brothers arm
>>71433129
>>71433129
9/10
Give him a unibrow and you get full marks.
can't stop laughing, just feel so sorry for them
The 'ity'ain
>>71433131
yeah that's what I meant tbf haha not with it today
Business idea: metro-nannies who will give you a hug and tell you where to go and when to get off
>>71432815
Can't wait for HS2 when the banking sector moves to the Northern Powerhouse
>>71433172
Fake news
>>71433148
>>71433159
I wanted one of these, the yellow/green sponge ones would have sufficed but this is what I needed.
>>71433121
you were wrong for assuming she had understood, she is wrong for not asking when she didn't. as the purported clever party of the partnership, your post suggesting you believe this, the onus is on you though really. cant be the big man of the house without being big enough to be a man about things.
>vietnam game
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40JmEj0_aVM starts playing
>>71433121
should have said brillos
basic bitches only recognise brands
>>71433207
runt network
why doesnt australia have any proper rapid transit?
>>71433243
steel wool you mean
business idea: stop interfering in banker bonuses
>>71433181
Housekeeper uses sponges I think
>its a too scared to signal for my bus stop so I have to walk 30 minutes episode
>>71433227
brummie powerhouse*
has parliament unironically decided to not give trump a state visit
fucking pathetic
>>71433186
>>71433243
nah those balls are shit and lose their shape instantly, get food and shit stuck in them.
much prefer the sponges Tbh
>>71433172
does shitter just give verified status to anybody? Literally who are any of these people and why would anybody impersonate them?
moscow/SpB has the pengest metro
>>71433278
*midlands engine
>>71433292
I'm a verified user from the Northern Powerhouse
>>71433276
>signal for bus
>drives straight past me
>leg it flat out down the road behind it
>people at the windows laughing at me
>flailing my arms around
>see the number at the top
>it was the bus that doesn't stop at that stop
>>71433272
>implying corporate renumeration doesn't need to be reformed
>>71433265
>implying Canadian transit is much better
hehe
now that the dust has settled, can we agree this is the best album of the year?
>>71433317
the whatlands? haha you what? the MIDLANDS? fuck is the midlands? haha you mean the north?
>>71433328
>implying it does
haha
>>71433350
what the fuck is that? looks like a northerner accidentally set off his camera
>>71433265
>>71433333
Is there a single new world country with good public transport infrastructure
>>71433284
Doubt it
Mummy may wants him to visit so she can get a trade deal with the US and make brexit look good
>>71433350
oh deary me sweetheart x
NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
Midlands Engine
southern stinky waste exhaust pipe
>>71433333
>>71433386
purple line will be done in 5-10 years
>>71433309
New York is better
>>71433309
Unironically true.
I might visit Moscow just for the Metro stations
>>71433352
It does though
The current method doesn't encourage long term thinking
>>71433434
yes it does
Just applied for a job as a sue chef lads, wish me luck
>>71433416
ah yes getting in a fight with a black crackhead within 5 minutes of getting on the train . . . .
>>71433407
the welsh motor
the scottish scoungefest
>>71433350
>>71433403
state of you two
anyone remember the cuckio meme
>>71433386
Japan
>>71433386
no
some cities are alright but Fordism killed transit for the long term everywhere here.
the cities that are good usually had solid transit systems set up before the rise of cars.
>>71433352
>>71433454
Not an argument
>>71433456
>Sue Chef
>>71433480
>New world
>>71433467
>2016 album of the year
fuck off you mong
>>71433350
>>71433403
>>71433467
hello niggers
moving to Brentford 2bh
>>71433490
Neither is your post 2bh
>>71433351
>northerners can't even read maps
northern education
anyone else see that thick normblot cunt from essex on the chase earlier?
>>71433482
>Northern Americans and their grids
Never got this meme
>>71433456
only oldfags will get this
>>71433527
I know you're trying to find some of your own kind to talk to but you're better off looking in /cum/ desu
>>71433456
who are you going to sue?
>>71433523
it's 2017 you fucking clown
>look mummy i just said the N word to some british people on the internet again
>aren't i clever mummykins?
>>71433592
post the original, might make some oc
>>71433592
please stop bullying this child
test
>>71433575
look at the first post
>dust has settled
if you're even talking about album of the year already you're a fucking muppet
>the N word
>>71433516
New world just means developed right
>>71433592
Make some shops of the other kids too
ah yes
>>71433637
retard
reckon i might have a stroke in the next days
>>71433632
nowhere in his post does he mention 2016 you fucking tit
>>71433637
No you absolute tool
>>71433640
all of these shops are from twitter
no one on /brit/ is creating OC you scoundrel
>>71433671
want me to fucking smack you?
>>71433649
What's all that purple stuff?
>>71433637
genuine idiot, get off /int/ and back to /sp/ or wherever
best you are one of the cunts who spam grime
>>71433568
Everyone uses grids though, there are grids from the antiquity
>>71433691
bike lanes
the low countries are so fucking boring
>>71433568
perfect and orderly
grids have been the ideal since ancient Greece with the first true urban planners
>>71433705
Glad I live in the UK then desu
>>71433723
as am I to live in the US, m'lady
>>71433689
don't you ever breathe a word from your rotten gums in my general direction you fetid little amoeba. If you step within 30 miles of me I'll wipe you off the face of the earth and you can take up permanent residence in the tread of my steel toe caps
>>71433650
>>71433675
>>71433698
Some bird screaming her heart out outside lads
SORRY YOUR FOOKIN SORRY ARE YA FOOOCK OFFF
Give it a rest will ya
>>71433723
Netherlands has actual bike lanes, so they never mix with traffic
aka cagers don't have to get angry
my right eye white part is a bit more grey than my left eye
sutton is a bunch of billionaire cunts. fuck em
just put 20 quid on sutton utd
>>71433713
It's ok for pedestrians, but for cars it means you've got to have traffic signals everywhere. Unless you are part of the roundabout master race, which you aren't in NA.
>>71433649
01924 WAKEFIELD ON THE FUCKING MAP
>no leeeds
pffthahhahahha
742
ah yes the old i was only pretending to be retarded routine
>>71433713
Grids are shit for navigation when everything looks the exact same
>>71433756
no its not
>>71433456
i remember this gimmick
>watching the Micky Mouse cup
why are cagers so angry at the world?
>>71433740
state your location
>>71433790
fof
>>71433723
t. mad cager
>>71433791
>Grids are shit for navigation
literally the most retarded sentence ive ever read in my life
grids puncuated with diagonal arterials like barcelona are the easiest cities to navigate in the world
>>71433814
stuck in traffic, i feel like a cager when i have to use the bus instead of the train
>>71433795
well it looks like it
>>71433819
come totts
runt hunt runt hunt RUNT HUNT
RUNT
HUNT
RUNT
HUNT
>grid system
genuinely depressing
state your name, cousin
>>71433829
t. lycra clad bellend
>>71433764
>It's ok for pedestrians
that's the point
fuck cars, within urban areas they should be kept to a minimum, primarily public vehicles and things like vans for deliveries and such.
I'd love if city centres had strict car-limiting rules so you can either use a moped/motorbike bicycle or walk.
>cities should be easy to navigate
how to spot the blue pilled
>>71433844
yeah i'm posted in meridian estate everyday with the mandem
come to 54 meridian walk right now if you want it puccio
state your location cuz
Surrey innit
does everyone like the smell of their own arse? reckon everyone loves to put a finger down there and give it a good sniff
Pussy Orgasm Contraction Compilation 1
>>71433839
>Ah yes turn right at block number 5,436, then left after 200 more blocks while navigating infinite numbers of traffic lights and crossings
Nice
>>71433868
>all cyclists are lycra twats
kek no
I cycle in my clothes at a relaxed pace, listening to music, pissing off every cager in a 500 mile radius
>>71433890
grow up
ah yes... "scousers"
https://youtu.be/j4TxBDucJ-0
is that a tranny on uni challenge lads?
>roundabout master race
>>71433915
SLOW
YOUR
ROLL
>>71433907
im sorry you're too much of a retard to be able to orient yourself in a place like manhattan
>>71433938
northerners are criminal animals
>>71433888
on my way with the boys now, bet you won't even come out your yard
>>71433915
>listening to music
bit dangerous
Hey there Delilah
>>71433881
>cities should be a mess of knotted roads and alleys
no thanks
>>71433979
>yard
FOY
>>71433985
not him buy I use in-ear headphones and you can still hear all the cars around you
the mixtape
>>71434014
ah yes soulless yank shitheap #459
>>71433950
>grid system with roundabouts instead of intersections
gotta go play Cities Skylines now and test my theories
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
>>71433950
>roundabouts with that many lanes
umm no sweetie xxx