/cum/

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*shops for groceries*

>>71430089
*sharts*

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>>71430150
Fucking gross

Gonna do a sleep

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487615777439.webm

birb

This kid in front of me is browsing /r/funny

>>71430213
You just KNOW

https://reddit.com/r/ourpresident
Lol

>>71430308
That Justin Castreau is the leader of the free world? ikr

>>71430363
What if I'm using arch?
That's pretty cool right?

>>71430377
>arch
kys

>>71430403
*hacks your mom*

Now he's on /r/worldnews

>>71430338
What the fuck would Bernie Sanders know about non-totalitarian governments

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This is seriously fucked up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SqDmQz9-Q4

When will we deal with the Chinese menace?

its time we stop pretending terrorists are bad people

>>71430441
Rednecks Drumpftards out

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>>71413360

>>71430490
Failed Bolshevists out

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>>71430488
I came to that conclusion when I played dis game
Was in my prime edgelord phase

>>71430488
but what are hard working arms developers gonna work with if there are no baddies left in the world?

>>71430623
We'll start by liberating Scandinavia

why aren't you watching Croatian Music Channel?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsfRJKe8nMY

>>71430623
They can develop more potent porn and better drugs and of course build military grade sexbots.

Should I renew my PO box?

>>71430729
>military grade sexbots

LOL. Analog pussies blown the fuck away.

>>71430741
Honestly Grimes is the true queen of cum

Taylor is too mainstream

>>71430416
404

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>>71430788
Hipster cucks out
Normies hate Taylor, are you a normie?

>>71430878
>Normies hate Taylor

this double-triple-reverse irony is doing my head in

>>71430488
do you have like a book of anecdotes that you post from constantly?

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>>71430918
They do
They spam snake memes on her twitter and instagram accounts
She's the ice queen

>>71430878
>Normies hate Taylor
the mental gymnastics to justify fapping to a whore

>>71430978
I've never once fapped to your mom

>>71430955
what snake memes?

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fact: croatia have most attractive anchors

>>71430978
>whore
Wrong. She's asexual and doesnt put out at all
She's the ice queen

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>>71430998

>>71430998
that's ok, she's probably fapped to you

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>>71430999
They say she tried to fake outrage with Kanye
Most people hate her

>>71430934
im just a wealth of knowledge

>>71431023
That's pretty gay

>>71431019
Hey bud, how's it going?

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Taylor Swift is the supreme being. She is enormously talented. She is extraordinarily intelligent. She has a gorgeous face. Her body is the ideal female form, an exquisite combination of long, lean, lithe, and delicate. She has the kind of body on a woman you marry because she will be as gorgeous 40 years later as the day you met her.

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>>71431030
>normie celebrity gossip

>>71431053
and a dearth of wisdom

>>71431107
>no ass

>>71431030
Grimes on the otherhand would backstab

Just throwing that out there.

god what a shit thread, full of yanks too haha

awful

>>71431074
what are german girls like

>>71431056
my parents were visiting this weekend, they just left. also my mom got a new car and they decided to basically give me her old car so that's pretty cool. it's way nicer than anything I could afford
how's your presidents day?

>>71431074
>no ass

>>71431074
AMWF is a lie, sorry Zhang

>>71431133
Did /brit/ kick you out for shitposting again

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>>71431127
What talentless people such as yourself fail to realize is that some artists are multi faceted. Taylor Swift is one of the rare best few performance artists on the planet. She can sing, she can dance, she can act, she plays several musical instruments, she writes her own lyrics, she composes her own musical arrangements, and she does those things better than most people alive. Those are just a few of the reasons why Taylor Swift is famous in ever corner of the globe and why she is fabulously wealthy.

Tell me, what talents do you have and how famous and wealthy have they made you?

>>71431172
It's alright. They traded President's Day for negro day in January so that sucks

>>71431214
>no ass

>>71431030
she did try to. and normies love her anyway

Taylor is so normie-friendly that even my mom who doesn't care about contemporary pop knows who "the pretty girl is"

>>71431214
>no ass

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>>71431260
Must be different in Greece
Most people my age hate her
>>71431256
Wrong

god dammit, why did I trick myself into thinking Powerade was good again

>>71431214
>what talents do you have
>ass
>>71431256
oh man. now I have to go eat lunch. but ill be here later to procrastinate for a paper

>>71431214
>She can sing, she can dance, she can act, she plays several musical instruments
yeah, i heard she plays the skinflute

>>71431297
>negative levels of ass

>>71431323
Lol rekt
Was it the blue kind

>>71431297
white American teen girls love Swift

>>71431297

>proceeds to show 20 pictures of her nonexistant ass

>>71431332

I could die a happy man if she played my skinflute

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>>71431297
> you can see her ass bones

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>>71431107
Will she grow an ass in 40 years?

>>71431326
See you later qt

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>>71431364
They really don't lol

>>71431352

h-howd you know

>>71431399
wtf where did you get this picture of my locker?

>>71431297
ass so flat you can chop vegetables

what does cum men

>>71431442
;)

>>71431419
Blue powerade is the coolest kind desu
Where i work we only offer blue

>>71431481
It's the only one that's tolerable

>>71431514
Dont think I've tried any other type desu

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If cum monarchy is based on merit then the queen of cum is pretty obvious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WehhEw3w31w

>>71431530
The red one tastes like ass

>>71431297
the derivative of that ass is 0

>>71431587
I'll have to try it then

>>71431586
What the fuck are those cheekbones tho

>when you drink the booty like groceries

>>71431642
Just try the grape

>>71431670
regal genes

>>71431694
Eating ass needs to become mainstream

>>71431464
chronically underwritten masturbators

>>71431614
lol sucks 2 be you

that's disgusting

>>71431730
Soy blanco

>>71431861
that's a guy

Reminder to leave footfags alone. They're autistic and will have an outburst if offended.
http://researchautism.net/publications/4067/assessment-and-treatment-of-foot-shoe-fetish-displayed-by-a-man-with-autism

euthanize all footfags

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>>71431890
Yeah agreed. That's a guy (girl)

>>71431992
BIG

>>71431866
Nice

euthanize all germans

Sun Kil Moon is not good

>>71432124
But you are

>>71431861
>>71431992
traps have come a long way

what makes anime so appealing? honestly I don't see it

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>>71430089
>old thread at 289
Drink piss faggot
>>71430152
>mfw

>>71432122
>anime
>footfaggotry
Stick a pony in there somewhere and it's pure cancer.

that space cadet glow

>>71432236
It's because footkraut got banned you dummy

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>>71432166

y-you too

>>71432226

plot
giant robots
semon demons
babes in skintight suits

What does it mean when girls say you'd make a cute couple with a girl they know?

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>>71432200
I know right? Don't even need a penis anymore.

>Missouri sounds like misery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFK4Xw7jOGA

>>71432303
they'll have to find a landfill for all his shitty posts

>>71432303
That doesnt magically make the old thread 300

>>71432330
That's a man, baby

>>71432350
No it doesn't

>>71432329
Trump looks like he'd be a cute president

>>71432402
Go away dummy

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>>71432450

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>>71432405
Sure she's a man (girl)

Gonna succle fuccle this weekend buds

>>71432517
u got a bf?

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i'm just here to pay respect to the Queen

>>71432583
yis

>>71432592
He's gonna meet up with Jill and Palmela

>>71432402
Ye it does

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>>71432606
Good taste honarary /cum/rade

>>71432671
>no ass

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>>71432700
Den legs tho

>>71432719
>negative levels of ass

>>71432500
cute boy

>>71432719
They go straight into her back. Nothing in between.

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>>71432761
Agreed he (she) is pretty qt

>I like thick (fat) girls
How to spot a numale 101

>>71432840
ur prety qt

>he thinks THICC and fat are the same thing

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>>71432856
This is my idea of THICC

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>>71432840
>she

>>71432930
ugly

>>71432949

gas yourself

>>71432949
is that spraytan? fucking gross

>>71432856
The presence of an ass doesn't make someone fat. It does, however, make them more attractive.

>>71432949
Worry because it looks like she uses mustard as a moisturizer

>>71432949
>toe ring
>fake tan
I'd puke

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>>71432946
There is no proof otherwise but plenty of feminine features my dude.

>>71432608
u gonna do some sexy accounting

>>71433032
Wrong
I just think of how nasty and sticky those would be

>>71433009
hes tucking

>>71432987
looks like jaundice

>>71433045
I'm going to let him do unholy things to my behind

WORST CUM EVER

>>71433122
fucking kek

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>>71433009

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>>71433124
So what you're saying is that he's gonna fug your butt?

>>71433004
I'm no footfag but toe rings are objectively high-test

>>71433111
>>71433163
One hell of a tuck job in this pic then
>>71431992

>>71433213
the spandex does all the work

>>71431606
That doesnt make any sense you dingus

>>71433353
because it's flat you brainlet

TIL cum has terrible taste in women

>>71433433
>no ass

>>71433433

I have 10/10 taste in women

>>71433475
no you don't

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>>71433475
yah me 2

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Fight me.

>>71433511

do to

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>I like thin women with small breasts.

not a fan of asian women 2bh

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>>71433564

*destroys your entire tank division*

>>71433724

theres nothing attractive about them

every homosexual ive ever met has been black and flamboyant

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/montreal/montreal-sanctuary-city-1.3990835

REEEEEEE TAKE THEM BACK
I HATE DRUMPF NOW

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>>71433724
They have the best leg/feet

>>71433513
thats a sexy boy

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*lets russia reach into his pockets*

OwO What's this

>>71433788
still not attractive

>VIRGINia

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>>71433934

>>71433934
that's gross

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>footfags

oh shit nigga

sitting at the table next to some sjw white girl types discussing how they wont vote for a certain person for student body president because theyre white

>>71434078
are they hot at at least?

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>>71433934

>tfw it feels like you will have a seizure

>>71434044
I used to hate footfags like you but footkraut has changed me for the better

>>71434078
What's their problem?

>>71434129

kill yourself

>>71434078
i thought this kind of shit was outdated now in the era of trump

>>71434125
alcohol will do that to you

>>71434129
make like a tree, canuck

>>71434078
student government types are a bunch of noncontributing busybodies

>>71434125
I've had one before, remember waking up on a stretcher in an ambulance. It was scary as fuck, my head was in so much pain and my neck was stiff. I don't really even remember it happening. My mom bought my McDonald's when I was released out of the hospital tho :)

>>71434272
That's me on the right second from the top
Please remove my post please, I no longer support you

>>71434272
with friends like these, might as well live on a bus in alaska

>>71434201
>alcohol will do that to you
yes it is truly a terrible substance

did that dam collapse? assuming not since nothing on th enews

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>>71434435
lenin had the right idea

there was this female german rapper that was blonde and have a 2 buns hair style
anyone knows her name?

That German poster had German citizenship

He is a superior to us

jesus you two are the worst fucking posters on this board

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfyNnUgK8qE

unironically am an australiboo

/fit/ has informed me its time to do a cut

I watch other people play videogames in youtube while i eat
then I play video games

>>71434824

leafs die of heat stroke when it gets above 70F, what makes you think you could survive in the outback

>>71434775
wow that is terrible

>>71434760
I don't see the caraposter

>>71434908
my mum's from utah

that's deserty right

>the united states of america
>parts of it are in oceania
hmmmmm

>>71434952
he is at work

now these whores are talking about how environmentist islam is

oversocialized bitches

>>71435209
is it because islamic countries aren't advanced enough to have electricity?

>>71435209
I'm starting to doubt this is really happening and that it's a product of your imagination

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>>queen of /cum/

aha

lest we forget

>tfw no qt girls in my classes

>>71435274
I almost forgot to pray

thanks bud

>>71435303
only human female in any of my classes is a middle aged iranian woman with a husband and a kid

>thought it was friday
>turns out it was monday
hmmm

>>71435263
i wish

>>71435269
no they were going on about how Christians are hypocrites and that came up

before that they we discussing how they like to date upperclassmen

they just left though

so I was told by a temp agency there was a position for me, and I needed to go and show my social security card, and driver's license so I did that

what typically happens now?

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>canadian videogames

>>71435416

call back every once in a while to let them know you're still interested in the position

Buddhism is the only religion I tolerate

>>71435425
>pal
>esrb rating

bit weird la

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>>71435209
Bantz them. Worst case scenario is they get offended, which is what they want anyway. Who gives a fuck with those kind of extremely backward SJW people. They can't just "walk away from the screen nigga haha" like they can on tumblr, niggergram and jewbook. They'll sweat. Maybe you'll make a line in the news about invading someone's safe space. Go for it lil nigga.

>>71435425

>a game like this actually exists

http://store.steampowered.com/app/395850/

>>71435488
I called back pretty much as soon as I got home from when I went to the office because I spaced out while the woman was talking to me

said something about waiting for the company to call or email me for some assessment and fingerprints
just seems a bit atypical to me but then again I've never used an agency

>>71435513
worst case scenario is haveing a convo with them at all

>>71435425
haven't kept up with platinum games desu

Just found out you can be executed for sorcery/witchcraft in Saudia Arabia and the last time it happened was 2012

>>71435556
>le random animal/thing simulator xDDDD

Be my gf

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>>71435787

>implying all simulators are bad

>>71433395
Then that would make it linear you dinguskong, meaning you need a variable AND youll get a constant not zero

>>71435913
fuck did i say linear
i meant constant function

i tutor math btw lol

>>71435885
they're just popular because they are in the ''lol they actually did it'' tier.
They still boring as fuck

>>71436121
>first true love?
bit gay lad

>>71436121
I've never been in love B^)

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So I'm trying to up my sandwich game at work and make the same yummy sandwiches I get at restaurants.

Why the FUG is Cappacuolo and Prosciuttini so expensive? Both go for $25 a pound.

Be my gf, NOW

*becomes super gf*

not enough girls on this part of the internet Tbh buds

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>all this fighting over if Kayla is a girl
>people still havent seen her nudes

Had a date girl walked out on me

I hate myself every time i try with girls it always fails

>>71436342
let's see them

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>>71436335
>decide to lolcow
>site is full of girls
>there's literally no shitposting anywhere
>all the threads are fucking serious

>>71436313
?

>>71436435
No

>>71436408
grim

>>71436378
that's incredibly rude

>>71436572
It's my fault for being autistic as fuck

Working out and nice clothes don't help

>>71436624
why are the flags quadroupled

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>>71436401
>implying I'm willing to get jani'd
Just look in the /pol/ archives for kayla threads or threads where a girl talks about being a California trump supporter, people would post them to troll her

>>71436678
you're a wizard anon

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>>71436624

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>>71436693
who did she vote for?

I think I have a thing for feet now...

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news flash
YOU'RE GAY

When you're in love, man, it makes you want to be a better person
I understand those songs no

>>71436832
what up denmark
>>71436840
NO

>>71436881
Hey chile-chan
why haven't you posted here lately?

>>71436922
uhhh, mostly because i'm too lazy to post

Start shitposting now you damn californian cuck

>>71436981
really NEED a French wife

>>71436832
Fake news

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Too many fucking foreigners I'm out

>>71435913
>>71436048
wait, i didn't say linear

you're taking liberties with me you unsavory character

>>71437110
*builds a wall and deports the non /cum/ flags*

>>71436981

w-wut

>>71437110
HMM LIKE AMERICA WAS BUILD WITH INMIGRANTS LIKE HMMMM

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the gf

>>71437165
>>71437110
oh and also was build with slavery so shut up sweetie :)

>>71437079
that must be a Californian thing

>its an alberta-kun feels like he is going to have a seizure episode
grim

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>>71437079
i wan 2 fugg france

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rate me out of 10

>>71437204
Cucks Unite!

>action posts
>doesn't actually do the action

>>71437239
It's exceptionally Californian
now send me one

>>71437260
u sure it's not indigestion

>>71437277
cuck

>>71437264
You think she fucks black guys?

business idea: generate paper with markov chains, submit for publication in prestigious scientific journal

99% they won't even know

>>71437333
not a chance

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>>71437277
Didn't that trap just btfo you on /soc/

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rj8xiCwpQgg

>>71437277
bobblehead/10

>>71437329
can't digest if you don't eat la

>>71437366
...oh, killing myself now

*action posts*

>>71437400
c'mon now

>>71437398
I don't use /soc/

>>71436981
i am you faggot

wait nvm feet is fucking disgusting

>>71437440
>arby's flag
>doesn't eat
something doesn't add up

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>>71437400
>entire video is about feet
>it's age restricted
what.. the... fuck?

>>71437472
Ok fag
>>/soc/24949274

>>71437598
why are you watching it?

>>71437607
nice link retard

>>71437628
i wanted to see the comments of the video and then i noticed that

>>71437591
its the turkish flag tbqh

I have things I have to do today that I haven't done yet

>>71437598
Feet are sexual. Would you be comfortable with your underage child watching erotic videos of a woman's bare, naked feet? Would you watch foot porn while at work?

Are handfags a thing?

Do you get turned on by handshakes?

>>71437655
i love me a kebab

>>71437648
feet is disgusting...
but 2d is okay i suppose...

>>71437727
If I shook hands with a girl I'd probably get a boner

Hutts>>>Tears of Grace>Northernlion

happy birthday
have fun day

new thread when dumbasses.

>>71437727
No, got any pics of the Mona Lisa?

>>71437819
happy birthday

>>71437756
Feet are love, feet are life.

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>sore throat out of nowhere last night
>think im getting better by the afternoon
>now the nose is runnin and throat is getting worse
i want to die

>>71437910
Just got the flu, skipped a class today

>>71437850
>mexican too lazy to even make a new thread
cant meme this up

>>71437850
make it yourself fag

new thread >>

>>71438037
>>71438037
>>71438037

I feel terrible