>Paki vs indian thread If you were forced to live in either

pakistan. the food and culture are way better. indians are just fedora pakis

t. actually not rasheed

The one where people poo in the loo

>>71425798
Kasay ho bhai

>>71425845
wat

>>71425841
Then neither, although 50% of pajeets poo on the street 20% of pakis also, but its not on the street its in the fields at night

>>71425731
If i moved to pakistan would you take care of me?

Does pakistan have shitty streets and trash everywhere

>>71425948
>India
>Muslims are shit
Oh the irony

I'd rather kill myself but since you took away that option, I'd choose India, it's better in almost every regard.

>>71425731
Pakistan

t. Bangladeshi

>>71425970
Give me a few years when I graduate and am financially stable. I'll feed you everyday and tuck you in bed

>>71425731
South India.

Maybe I can swim to Sri Lanka and get a plane from there...

>>71426063
Then i'll move to pakistan :3

>>71426068
There are planes in india

>>71425731
Well India is going through a weird nationalist phase atm and is still immensely butthurt about colonisation but then Pakistan has the Taliban and plenty of other assorted Muslim nutjobs. Tough call but I'd probably say India.

>>71425731
india
both are terrible but at least they aren't muslim

>>71426109
But we have cute grils

>>71426049
Mudslim what a surprise
>>71425999
You know that only muslims will choose pakistan

>>71426145
So does India tbf.

>>71426133
>>71426160
kek

>>71426170
Kek

>>71425948
i'm unironically w*ite

>>71426341
Post hand with timestamp

>>71426133
There are more muslims in indian than the whole population of pakistan

>>71426381
Even my hand looks white post your nipple and timestamp

>>71426476
Hand? He should post d i c c with time stamp, this way we'll know for sure

fuck poo in the loo, long live pakistan :3

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>>71426381
4u

Pakistan because cool flag

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>>71426632
Not convinced, post full arms or legs

>go to Goa
>buy drugs
>drugs are actually poo
>overdose
India for sure

what's the difference?

>>71426632
non-white

Pakis can you post some of your cuisine, not quite sure what your food is like.

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>>71426770

>>71426721
>>71426753
i-i'm literally pure british/i*ish ;_;

>>71426160
>implying im Muslim

>>71425731
india is more foreigner/minority friendly, safe, democratic and cosmopolitan

isnt pakistan literally a military dictatorship

>>71426907
You could be a white paki

>>71426980
>Pakistan is democracy
>No one will harm you

https://youtu.be/A0bHghlsT1A
Watch this

>>71427108
these social experiments are fake af
but im sure tourists in lahore are treated fine, i'm talking about living there indefinitely

>>71425731
Goa or Mumbai
>choosing a islamic country

>>71427258
>but im sure tourists in lahore are treated fine
still gotta be kind of sketchy as a wh*te, especially a bong or burger.

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Do I get to live in the nice clean part of india with the blokes in turbans and lovely buildings and lots of brown girls?
If so then india all the way fuck pakistan
If I have to live in the hovels with the peasantry then I'll take pakistan so I can at least be in a small village with desert around me to hide in instead of just miles of shite

Also, fun story, one of my great great great grans went to india and married a native type. Can't find much about them, but it's reat to know that one of my ancestors lived in India.

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>>71427353
Why does everyone think pakistan is a desert

>>71427323
>especially a bong or burger

this
literally would say I'm a canadian or something lel

>>71427410
>tfw no hash plantation to guard with my kalashnekoff while 7 year old boys bring me """tea"""

>>71427410
because you are sand people.

>>71427469
Exotic kashmiri chai*

India
And then I hope that I get inserted into one of the higher classes of the caste system.

>>71427410
I honestly know very little about pakistan and when I hear taliban I think desert desu

Half poo and have family in india, so there.

India definitely

Why the hell would a nonmuslim chose Pakistan

>>71427590
you'll end up a dalit

>>71427733
most likely due to hygienic reasons

>>71427733
India has more muslims than the whole of pakistan

>>71427590
iirc unless you marry into some Hindu family you aren't even part of the caste system. any hindu that wants to correct me can

>>71427741
Better to be an untouchable in India than a mudslime in Pakistan

India. I couldn't live in a muslim country.

>>71427902
i don't know that kind of proves how much better india is

pakistanis are arabophiles/persiaphiles that have lost touch with their roots. Sad!

>>71427949
Pretty much on point, castes aren't even based on skin colour. The higher castes just so happens to be lighter skinned

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>>71428000
>Couldn't live in a muslim country
>France

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Tfw infidels wont come to your country

India, this isn't even a question

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>>71429298

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Probably India

I know they are literal shit-lords but Paki just sounds like an ultimate insult and a derogatory term for some reason.

think about it "P A K I"

P
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I

Who the fuck wants to be called that? I almost feel like I would rather be called an " inbred shit eating goatfucker moosleam" than paki.

Is that weird?

>>71427902
Yes but India also has over a billion people dumbass

>>71425731
Somewhere in india then where population is low.

Pa-Pakistan?
I don't know... Atleast they don't have DESIGNATED shitting streets.

>>71426805
nice but that ain't a butthole

>>71429412
t.paki

>>71429510
Is there such a place?

>>71429744
In rural areas up in the north

>>71425731
southwest india

>>71425798
only a paki would say this

pakistan has all the problems of india except they are psycho muslim terrorists as well with a border with afghanistan etc

they are both the same except pakis are bigger cunts in real life, most indians are literally harmless

Pakistan

>>71425973
of course, you would feel right at home joao

t. just got back from salvador in bahia for a holiday

>>71426616
only muslims would pick pakistan, and thats because they think allah is watching and judging which choice they make

even hypothetically

india is superior to pakistan by every metric, but they are both really disgusting people and cultures (like, physically offensive to smell or see or hear)

>>71427566
Kashmir is rightful Indian clay (and so is Pakistan).

>>71427566
theres a lot of pedos in pakistan dude

the tea is the kid

you revolt me

>>71430018
Nice theory but no, turks like pakis

>>71430075
Bacha bazi is a afghani thing, but yeah.

>>71430107
seriously though I live in Manchester UK (longsight) and there are hordes of Pakis being rude and smelling bad everywhere, walking slowly/hitting their children and stuff. It is the worst culture I have ever encountered in my life, and these are the lucky pakis who managed to escape - god knows what its like in the woods of pakistan!

Indians are also smelly and autistic but they aren't as socially off-putting and culturally malevolent towards people, at least in public.

Pakis here cause trouble and bad smells, there is NO saving grace I can think of really.

>>71430174
You share a very long border with Afghanistan don't you? Cultural diffusion I guess. Please just don't emigrate here to the UK. Please.

>>71430322
It isn't something that happens here, besides afghans are bringing aryan gene to the pajeet pool

Pakis import the cool cars to chile(Nissan Silvia, r32, etc)

>>71430242
>Lucy pakis who managed to escape
Those are just some niggers who got enough money to manage to go to u.k. They are worse than people here, the good ones immigrate to dubai or canada

>>71430381
Pakis have been caught raping kids all over the UK in a systematic way, its a major news story and has seriously concerned many native Brits.

No Indians or Sri Lankans etc, ALL the rapists are from Pakistan.

Wherever pakis go, child rape goes with them.

>>71430483 this >>71430461

>>71430545
India is bad mate but Pakistanis have a terrible reputation all over the globe, which is 100% deserved

just rude, very smelly, rapists

One thing which is disgusting about both of you: IF you do decide to clean your arsehole after having a shit on the pavement, you use a bit of dirty water from a bucket and then your fingers.....

RE-VOLT-ING.

>>71426805
>No hijab

S T O N E D
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>>71430681
We use bidet shower, its cleaner and better than wiping paper on your ass like a caveman. God knows how many years worth of shit you have between your ass crack

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>>71425731
Pakistan, so i can live among pure aryan pashtuns

>>71430824
that's a lie, you use a plastic pot and your fingers, pakistan is an extremely poor shithole country and maybe 2% of the country can use clean water to wash their arse

is this some more fucking taqqiyah??

Does it actually say in the Qur'an that using deoderant is haram? Or is there some other reason you lot are so strongly against it?

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>>71430075
>>71430174
>>71430322
>>71430381
>It isn't something that happens here

>>71430980
this has made me sick, India I don't like you guys that much either to be honest but I hope you get to nuke pakistan off the face of the planet one day

you guys do that, and then you're alright by me

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>>71430980
>This meme again

>>71431124
tfw all Pakis are fucking gay pedos

please join tehriki taliban and commit suicide in a mosque somewhere in your country by using explosives, thanks

>>71431111
Cech

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>>71431220
>t.ranjeet singh

>>71431124
We've embraced the shitting memes paki bro. You should too.

>>71431220
Here's the full thing, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMp2wm0VMUs

>>71431124
Majestic picture

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>>71425731
>I already live in India
>complement of complement is function itself
So I get to choose to live somewhere !India?
I choose Gensokyo and if I cant then I'll just fuck around rural japan and hope Yukari picks me up.

>>71431292
my names tom and i'm 100% british, my family tree goes back to the 12th century

again, please don't come here and bring your problems (and smells).

>>71425731
I really don't want to be in a mudshit country desu.

>tfw no cute tamil gf

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>>71431423
>desi weebs

>>71425731
>You won't be harmed by anyone
I think everyone ignored this when making their choice
I'll go to Pakistan and cuck the muslims there since they can't do shit about it

>>71431604
You're most welcome to spread your aryan genes

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>>71431560
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>>71431423
>Desi weeb
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

I imagine if you have money Delhi might be a decent city to live in

India is a shithole but Pakistan is essentially a Muslim theocracy ruled by their Taliban supporting deep state, and it still has all the same problems as India on top of that.

>>71431784
Sure thing Mr. Pateel

India
Mumbai and New Delhi are supposed to be like Beijing and Shanghai were 15 years ago

t. Eligible for Overseas Citizenship of India

>>71431879

I'm actually a mick

>>71431879
everyone here in the UK hates pakis mate, if it's a british flag it's probably a white british poster

seriously when we not in the presence of a paki (fucking rare) we have full sessions just insulting and laughing about them, colleagues/customers whoever

indians are very autistic and frail but pakis are obnoxious and retarded

>>71431960
Whatever you say suresh

>>71431604
kek
>germans
>cucking anyone

Pakistan. Both countries are shit, but pakis at least poo in the loo.

>you won't be harmed there
But that's the main deciding factor in this case

>>71431914
"supposed to be"

>>71432033
I can confirm what the Brit said. Pakis are all the autism and frailty of Indians, plus cancerous Sunni Islam.

>>71432325
I decline India and Pakistan and go to Sri Lanka.

>>71432207
>a fucking leaf
>Vancouver
>Trudeau
>foreign Queen

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>>71431374
>Peshawer
>20 km from afghanistan
I honestly don't know what to say, Im pashtoon and so are my friends, the afghans really need to stop being faggots. The only good thing they do is bring aryans blood to the gene pool and they're wasting that on fukin boi pucci. Not that Im making excuses, but judging from this pretty much all pashtoons areas might be like this

>>71432485
you're just mad our leader is so much better looking than yours

no german autist would have a shot in the prudest region on earth

>>71432695
>the prudest region on earth
Say it aint so

>>71432629

There was a Pashtun refugee from Afghanistan in our school, like a year ago he went to prison for raping a 13 year old girl.

I don't like terrorist, so India? but I don't like heat waves either

I know pakis irl and they're ok in my book (kebab shops, book shops etc.).

>>71432860
live in the north of india

>>71425731
Obvious India. Number of Pakis outside of Pakistan is eay smaller than that of Indians so it's obviously easier to move abroad if you're Indian. Also India seems to have a more emancipated and liberal culture than Pakistan and religion plays less a role so as I am liberal I would choose India.

>>71425731
pakistan

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Reconciliation idea: Give Kashmir to Perú

>>71432860
But do you like boi pucci?

>>71432975
Over my dead body

>>71432629
Idk m8, the afghans we get (in Delhi atleast are all bro tier). Really friendly and hospitable lads. Never creating any trouble.
Plus they bring along their food with them, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DNBNXVRZ2w

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Muslim shithole or the place where bollywood is?

Not tough at all, id become a Bollywood film star desu

>>71433104
Peshawar is 80% afghans, they are chill people, my friend was from kabul, the thing is the illeterate one's go back to their tribal urges

>>71428026
>arabophiles/persiaphiles
2bh it's okay, problem with Pakistan is that half of their country is a "Tribe zone", literally savages. They aren't iranphiles or arabphiles, they are totally the same people with India. They are poorer than Indians and have retarded conservative government since Zia Ul Hakk.

>>71433104
Keeping kids as sex partners is sort of like a culture in Afghanistan, its outlawed but the government but the governmeng is too cucked to stop the warlords from it.

>>71426722
God bless America

>>71433361
>Half the country is tribe zone
Its more rural than tribe, you are literally describing afghanistan with all the tribes and shit.

>>71430977
>Does it actually say in the Qur'an that using deoderant is haram?
Obviously no, lol. Things about pakis you associate with Islam are actually just a paki culture, nit an Islamic one. Here, for example, Caucasians always use tons of perfume while majority of them are Muslims.

>>71433398

Also the coalition is to cucked to stop them

http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2015/08/20/army-kicking-out-decorated-green-beret-who-stood-up-for-afghan-rape-victim.html

>>71433646
These warlords aren't some sandniggers in mudhuts, they have rocket launcher machine guns and all that shit, luckily for the government they mind there own business

some developed parts of india
pakistan is a bit too explosive

>>71433838
didn't they practically control the country prior to the civil war

iirc the taliban wanted to replace the warlords with a theocracy

>>71432629
2bh Russians respect Afghanis. You're are decent opponent and we have almost saved you from islamism but fucking Gorbachev sold you to the West.
>>71431960
2bh pakis are only a small portion of your immigrant population yet /brit/ is all about butthurt towards pakis. Not Indians, not black people - yet you have way much more of them than pakis - but pakis (also Poles and Romanians). People usually hate the biggest minority, not the small one. What's the point?

>>71433995
>People usually hate the biggest minority, not the small one. What's the point?
Maybe that just evidences how shit Pakis are.

>>71433944
From what I've researched the Taliban actually banned all the pedo bacha bazi shit and enforced the death penalty for it but thanks to Bush's invasion it's widespread everywhere among the police and it's why they'll never be trusted or liked.

>>71433944
No. Afghanistan was under control of a king prior to war. King was a progressive nd liberal person who tried to modernize a country. He created class of educated urban people who become interested in communism and made a revolution. Communists with Tariki in charge started implementing leftist policies: closed the mosques, nationalized the industry - and what was the most important, they started to take the soild away from landlords, creating collective farms and giving soil to these farms. It caused rebellion, eagerly supported by the West. As Afghanistan wax agricultural country, urban population was not enough to win the war. Than Amin, another dude from the party, couped Tariki and started negotiations with the West. We could not tolerate that shit, coupes Amin and sent our troops there. After 10 years of war, we won - we have built tons of infrastructure and industry for Afghanistan, we created them an army and took control over the territory. But than Gorbachev fucked everything up and stopped the war, and ruined USSR.
Than warlords started rebellion again and without soviet support Afhhan government lose the war and warlords hanged the Najibulla in 1996. Afghanistan became, in fact, a few quasi-states. In 2002, Americans invaded Afghanistan because of Bush and shit hit the fan again.

>>71432894
beheadings, terrorism, child rapes etc

kebab aint even paki

fuck off italy

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>>71433641
all muslims smell bad and that is a fucking pure fact

i have been all over the middle east and even with the highest amount of perfume imaginable that muslim BO comes through strong, it's very difficult to eat in these countries because people's body odour is so offensive

maybe chechens smell different, fuck knows, who the hell goes to chechnya anyway

>>71434127
Taliban was the one of quasi-states, controlling southern part of a country. Northern part was controlled by Northern Alliance with Akhmad Shakh Masud and Co. Taliban are Islamists so they obviously implement sharia laws on their territories, no wonder they ban rapes because rape is punished with death in islam as far as I remember.

>>71434583
Never smelled any odor from Muslims here. 2bh they are very good at hygiene. Maybe MENA culture is different, but Caucasians do not really smell. Also, maybe it's about climate, MENA is warmer. Middle Asians on the other hand smell sometimes (but I wouldn't say more than Russians).

>>71425731
Is English commonly spoken in Pakistan?

>>71434874
Its taught in all schools, some learn better than other. From my experiance 60% of people can speak basic english

>>71434958
In that case I choose Pakistan because the grills are hotter.

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>>71435019
Ofcourse they are

>>71433630
He's probably talking about that one border area of yours which should have been glassed as soon as you developed tactical nukes.

>>71434447
>Americans invaded Afghanistan because of Bush and shit hit the fan again.
Well desu the Taliban wouldn't turn over Bin Laden and friends so we invaded to knock them out and put the NA in power.

>>71434583
Why are you lying on the internet? No one like you would visit MENA?

>>71435019
You know the hot ones families aren't going to let them date just anyone.

>>71436303
He just a pajeet pretending to be a brit

>>71436486
The same hot ones bang 10 different people before marrage

>>71426098
are you serious? no way....

I love Afghanistan hates Pakistan just as much as India does

>>71425731
I hate both but I'd rather live in India

>>71431604
why would anyone from the most sexually repressed part of the world bang some disgusting german autist who spends his nights on 4chan

>>71438878
Not hate, people don't like us, we're allied with the government.

>>71440418
why are your immigrants so awful

>>71433104
>afghanis bro tier
>literally every afghan thinks gays should be hanged, woman should wear niqabs

how can they be brotier?

>>71433104
the food looks amazing. but the urdu they speak in this video sounds more.....islamic? idk how to explain it but this urdu that the narrator speaks in seems more distant to hindu