ITT We simulate how /int/ would react to a Russian invasion of

RIP finlan

American neckbeards would be praising it and justifying it with muh degeneracy arguments.

>20 drunken finns under russian control
>major crisis

>>71425580
I know /int/ is edgy and all, but i think everybody would strongly condemn an russian invasion of finland, if it really happend

File: 1390775337205.jpg (40KB, 400x388px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 400x388px

>no more mandatory s*edish classes

hahahah serves them right
we were never your allies just like you said

it would be bad because then we would only have one bordering country away from north korea

There is no invasion

>>71425666
i'm worried now
even magic putin trips

Kremlin shills would somehow spin it into a completely justified attack and spend thousands of hours on /int/ defending it.

That is if ryssä ever admit it. They'll most likely claim dey dindu nuffin.

Trumptards and /pol/ will celebrate it as a crusade against degeneracy and lesser races.

That's a funny way to say 'NATO invasion of Russia'.

File: IMG_0698.png (1MB, 750x1334px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 750x1334px

We march on Canada and share the world with Russia again

What invasion? Everyone knows that Finland should always have been part of Russia.
Me and my fellow Finns are very excited that this is finally happening.

File: 3c6b1bf243e024548c4daef33247deda.png (7KB, 257x596px) Image search: [Google]

7KB, 257x596px

>>71426079

Hmm I guess they'd be happy if they are allowed to kill the Swedes and immigrants no questions asked?

>>71425580
Not gonna happen, our countries are bros

>>71425838
This desu
We're just protecting our people u no

>>71425580
Finland is a rightful region of Russian Federation.

File: 1487279071563.jpg (47KB, 469x463px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 469x463px

>Not gonna happen, our countries are bros

File: total-war-attila-mac-pc_240927.jpg (115KB, 1104x639px) Image search: [Google]

115KB, 1104x639px

praise tengri, the will of khan shall succeed through finland.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFCqUROWEKU

Finnish flag become rare on /int/ as everyone is too busy fighting against little green men to shitpost on /int/. Not that there would be any internet infrastructure that wasn't hacked or bombed into rubble.

Russians in much larger numbers file inbetween lakes and trees. Disorganized Finns attack with advanced guerilla memetic warfare. Using short but frequent memeings, along with subtle but ultimately destablizing shitposting the russians surrender mass amounts of land leading up to the borders of korea. In fear of a more prominent mongel border country, Korea is forced to use its starcraft 2 time warp defensive spell cast by the mothership core in an attempt to send the Finns back to the stone age, a time they believed when memes did not exist. They fail as memes are not bound by spacetime and ultimately set stage for the Finno-Korean hyperwar of 8254 BC.

You mean when Finns oppressed by evil pro-EU regime overthrow their evil overlords and rejoin the Russian Empire with the help of Russian arms and Karelian volunteers?

>>71425580
>finland
No such thing
>>>/x/

>>71427164

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

File: istock_000022978955_small_0.jpg (660KB, 763x629px) Image search: [Google]

660KB, 763x629px

>>71427203
do not worry my tengri brother. i shall ride with you, we shall ride together with a thousand horses and we shall blacken the sky with arrows

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmo3fKeveo

File: 1484426854672.jpg (44KB, 339x480px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 339x480px

>>71425580
I'd enlist, immediately.

>>71427203
Have you heard about what happened to ukraine?

Me neither. You would have same fate.

Or it would be similiar to how we were sold to n*zi g*rmans by guys like
>>71427325 these. Only what we dont know if you would surrender peacefully or get the poland's fate.

File: 0.jpg (183KB, 640x1136px) Image search: [Google]

183KB, 640x1136px

>>71427164
This man knows.

File: 1471466570776.jpg (81KB, 426x313px) Image search: [Google]

81KB, 426x313px

>Finns can seek asylum as refugees in Sweden without being treated like shit and having to learn the language.

*welcomes new overlords*

>>71425637
https://youtu.be/C6eM8eRvnCg

File: 1463239899404.jpg (171KB, 760x797px) Image search: [Google]

171KB, 760x797px

>>71425580
My body is ready

>>71425637
>germany

Im a weak faggot but I must join the army now.

File: putin.png (608KB, 671x720px) Image search: [Google]

608KB, 671x720px

>>71425580
I wouldn't support it

I love Russia and all, but

a) it wasn't part of the Soviet Union
b) it has no geopolitical importance

File: real_story_of_finland.png (160KB, 702x1832px) Image search: [Google]

160KB, 702x1832px

>>71427776
nah. Finns already have basic knowledge of the language and most finnish ww2 refugees integrated fairly quickly

>>71426897
Why would I ever want to live in Russia? Pretty much all the russian people I've met during my entire life have been incredibly rude, violent and dumb.
I'd rather hang myself than live around such subhumans. Why you're even allowed on the board is beyond me, I seriously wish I'd never have to have anything to do with you, your shitty alphabets or your pigshit poor slav country.
There's nothing exotic or cool about a country full of thieves, assholes, corruption and poverty. Fucking bomb yourselves.

>>71425640
>mandatory bottle sitting exercises

It'll make Chechnya look like a fun day at the amusement park.

>>71425709
Kremlin shills would claim it was a justified invasion and that there was no invasion at the same time, like they did with Ukraine. Edgelords would go one way or the other

>>71425580
The usa is ready to protect its strategy meme resources in fingolia at whatever cost.

>>71428189
I am pretty much sure you only met Pederburgers.
Pederburgers are all drugwhores and hipsters and not russian at all.

I would be quite sad for the Finns, they don't need to go through that horse hockey again

>>71425649
Its would be disasterous to you guys if you couldnt hide behind finland anymore like always

What?

File: cancer.jpg (465KB, 900x1600px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 900x1600px

Posting from the frontlines.
War is truly hell

>>71428325
It's pasta

It would be chechenya 2: electric boogaloo for the following 2000 years

File: fixedland.jpg (101KB, 828x626px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 828x626px

>>71427776
Tfw we started sweden's refugee cucking by flooding there 80 years ago

>all the cute finnish bois have been conscripted
>all the cute russian bois have been conscripted
we're living in the worst time line.

>>71428391
>having your own setit
hmmm yes very nice

>>71428391
Is that ham?

>>71425580

Autistic Finnish snipers v. Drunkard Russian rapists. Close call.

>>71428402
I like pasta. Smooth and silky, lots of carbohydrates too.

File: 12435232367.jpg (37KB, 500x375px) Image search: [Google]

37KB, 500x375px

SOYUZ NERUSHIMI RESPUBLIK SVAVOTNI SPLOTIA NAWEKI VELIKAJA RUS

>>71428325
I am sure he was referring to all Russians

>>71428437
Potato > pasta
>>71428434
>tfw no qt finn boi to rape

>>71425580
This is what would happen
1) Russian invades memeland
2) Memeland act tough and don't ask for help
3) Memeland requires back up and ask Sweden for help
4) Nordic countries stays neutral
5) RIP Memeland

>>71428257
kek

File: by the emprah.jpg (286KB, 1005x828px) Image search: [Google]

286KB, 1005x828px

>>71428391

nice

>>71425609
This sadly

I might unironically go over to fight for you guys though. Serving alongside Finns against a despotic invader would be as meaningful a life as I'm likely to have.

>>71428651

you're a joke going along with that meme

get thee to a canada

>>71428563
In order to win Russia would pretty much need to bomb all the infrastructure and important things in Finland to rubble, which wouldn't happen because A) that kind of shit would get the World Police ™® involved, and B) would kind of defeat any reason to want to invade us

File: 1388884338295.png (47KB, 168x215px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 168x215px

>>71428256
>mandatory bottle sitting exercises

W-w-what does that entail?

>>71428257

But Chechnya was "a fun day at the amusement park" compared to actual wars. For all 15 years of two Chechen wars we had less casualties than for one day of Stalingrad battle.

File: ithonor.jpg (251KB, 1600x900px) Image search: [Google]

251KB, 1600x900px

>>71428428
No that is tuna. There is a ham variant tho

Also war is still hell. Heres some fresh memes from the frontlines

>>71425580
*invades Finland with no survivors*
>>71428651
well Trump is our friend now, we helped him to win.

>>71425580

Finland here - I got a sweet new flag!

>>71428692
>Russia would pretty much need to bomb all the infrastructure and important things in Finland to rubble
Like how they have in syria and in chechnya in the past?

>A) that kind of shit would get the World Police ™® involved
Good joke.

>B) would kind of defeat any reason to want to invade us
Didn't seem to stop them in chechnya or syria.

>>71428189
You bitter sunuvabitch. You think even Russians want to live in Russia?
I mean, yeah, there's 86% of jingo-like hysterical turbopatriots with ambitions of an empire, but the rest 14% can understand shit ya know.
Yeah, and all the Russians itt except for me are pro-government trolls, therefore shitheads, because I'm ethnically non-Slavic and have no reason to pretend I like Great Russian Propaganda.

>>71428189

Finns literally are Siberians, and all of the traits you mentioned.

We are brothers

Finnish denial is hillarious.

>>71428736
kek
comfy

>>71428805

Yes, brothers in that you are Cain

>tfw no sissy russian conscript pow's to brutally torture and maim leaving them nothing but hunks of suffering flesh indistinguishable from their former life

>>71428788
You're talking to a copypaste, Ahmed. Relax.

>>71428692
>that kind of shit would get the World Police

Whatever. We were preparing to an american invasion and total war with them for the last 70 years, it's bound to happen sooner or later

File: 1474925615832.jpg (12KB, 251x242px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 251x242px

>>71428898
that's a pasta too, Ivan.

>>71428805
That's what I am saying they are our brothers just like Ukrainians.

Damn it! they took east Sweden again

>>71428867
hot

>>71428919
Only because r*ssians keep attacking other countries.

>>71428898
I don't care and I'm not nearly from Russian Caucasus you moron

>>71428957

id rather be russian than swede tbqh famalam

Why do you think, that it should to be? It never will. Nobody cares here about finland. Even Ukraine is not interesting. Stop to think about us bad things. Really, we always on right side. There was a referendum in Crimea without shoots and any agression.

>>71429059
You don't need to be from Caucasus to be Ahmed, you dummy

>>71428997
>keep attacking

We are doing that for a reason. The USA and western powers are threatening the existence of our nation, we are only defending ourselves.

File: 1476089197873.jpg (302KB, 1454x993px) Image search: [Google]

302KB, 1454x993px

>>71429176
Oни пpocтo идиoты вce, нe cтoит дaжe c ними гoвopить.

>>71427076
This winning is too much

>>71429294

Agree, they'll never understand.

Thank the gods based Russia please do Sweden next, I'll flee into the forest with my family and friends and then you can genocide the rest in all the cities. Thanks a lot.

>>71429294
Ecли мы бyдeм мoлчaть - никoгдa нe дoнeceм дo них пpaвдy. A тaк мoжeт хoть мaлый пpoцeнт ycлышит и зaдyмaeтcя, либo нaчнeт coмнeвaтьcя, иcкaть дoпoлнитeльнyю инфopмaцию.

>>71429184
Why should i even listen to a some like you?

>>71429368
кoгo eбeт, чтo дyмaют paндoмныe инocтpaнцы нa 4чaнe?

>>71429407
Teм нe мeнee.

>>71429389
Because you like it.

>>71426897
finnland is rebellion oblast of russia.

gib back rightful clay of Poдинa!!!

>.5 rubles has been deposited in my account for that post!!!

>>71429535
Rodina?

>>71429448
тyт тe жe yльтpa пaтpиoты/ceлф-хeйтepы, чтo и нa cocaчe/лeтнaчe/pт
Я бы нe cкaзaл, чтo y нac пo знaнию/нeзнaнию aнгeльcкoгo мoжнo фильтpoвaть пoдoбных людeй, пpocтo y нac oн мeнee pacпpocтpaнeн, a y них oн пoпyляpeн, пoэтoмy и пoдoбных пocтepoв cpeди них пoбoльшe бyдeт

>>71429176
Yeah, my father-in-law's nephew was present at the meetings where mr big bald Russian was deciding how to cut Crimea exactly. Referendum, my ass.
Oops, insider info.
Inb4: we don't believe your fantasies.

>>71429520
Invent something witty to answer already.

>>71425580
I fucking knew it.

EU needs to step in and defend Finland or dissolve!

>>71429625
I did.

>>71429569
motherland, i think its spelled right, i just copy and pasted it from google.

>>71425580
Why invade Finland when you can invade the baltics? Finland is literally useless in an all-out war.

>>71429590
Your nephew just tried to rise up in your eyes. But more variaty version is, that you are in school with big fantasy.

File: SimoHayha.jpg (26KB, 826x803px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 826x803px

>>71425580

File: index.jpg (18KB, 199x199px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 199x199px

>>71425580
>its always yanks/canadians who make such threads

File: 1180773_original.jpg (225KB, 636x1080px) Image search: [Google]

225KB, 636x1080px

>>71428695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yIP0Lz5EcE

File: 1486552787387.jpg (52KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

52KB, 600x600px

>>71430027

hm, pidorashka can do nothing but post his funny pictures...

>>71429802
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I didn't expect an anonymous peasant like you to believe the mighty inside. That's why I posted it.
But that doesn't change the facts, you blind kitten.

File: 1480973667455.jpg (38KB, 699x485px) Image search: [Google]

38KB, 699x485px

>>71430027
i see that russian soldiers are very curious about homosex

>>71425580
I stand with Finlan
fuck ruskies

>>71430755
Polen best anti-commie ally

File: 33008956901.jpg (64KB, 657x527px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 657x527px

>>71430755
ur next then

>>71430862
Right after Balts they have waited for it for too long.

File: 1480784095387.jpg (29KB, 258x360px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 258x360px

>>71431343
>>71430862
>they are going to defeat us
>with an economy the size of Italy

File: 112233.gif (104KB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 480x270px

Oh no... russia invaded finland...


...


(back to sleep)

>>71429176
+15 rubel

File: about ruskies.png (180KB, 500x861px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 500x861px

>>71430774
>>71430862

File: 1464963884491.jpg (92KB, 808x699px) Image search: [Google]

92KB, 808x699px

>>71431791
>Russia now
>commies

>>71431791
>We are the good guys we never did anything wrong except to X but X are not humans.

This arguments is so surprisingly common. You really see it in every conflict.

BLOOD TURNS TO ICE
TALVISOTA

>>71425580
Please take Poland instead

>>71431904
>literal KGB agent in charge
>not commies
>>71432271
>fighting people who are invading and trying to take over your lands is something wrong

>>71433684
>"""people"""

>>71425580

I think that the US Cold War plans involved nuking Finland to liberate it from Soviet occupation.

>>71428256

Why is that done in Russia?

Gay?

>>71434501
Because Chechen overlords say so.

>>71433684
>implying this nerd killed at least 1 KGB agent

Fuck... WE are neighbours with Ivan now?! Makes us the new Finland :-((( *Buhu, sip ES, meme, kms*

>>71425580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nyrjvrT2F-s

they should prepare for centuries of gorilla warfare in that case

>>71425580
meh

File: 14767716922561.jpg (147KB, 640x923px) Image search: [Google]

147KB, 640x923px

>>71425580
Блин

>>71428932

No such thing as Ukrainians though.

File: 5948305+_7e0316087d82abb33ad08d8c57dcec90.jpg (117KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 600x800px

>>71425666
>666

File: bongmech.png (117KB, 416x549px) Image search: [Google]

117KB, 416x549px

>C-babbers
phew that was a close one. now to hightail it outta here and make sure nobody sees me!

>>71428414
>flooding

??

>>71426897
No

Haha yeah right

File: Your soul is mine.gif (1MB, 400x269px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 400x269px

>>71445485
SHANG TSUNG FUCK YEAH!

Finland 100000000 - Ryssä 1 (lakupiippu was injured)

>>71428805
This quite much

Finns and Russians are related, and share similarities.

Because Russia had been seen as a enemy for hundreds of years, it's not spoken of but North-Russians and Finns are very similar.

File: 1378102_502482299848170_586075783_n.jpg (45KB, 521x960px) Image search: [Google]

45KB, 521x960px

>>71428805
Finno-Ugrics, you daft fuck.

Also stop oppressing our minorities and committing soft genocide, you fascist cunt. :)

At least the Russia can stop immigration.

>>71429913
Look out, there's sharp-

Well, finally my rare memes will be wort something.

>>71447190
No no no, you dummie! That's a snip-