/brit/

GAS
THE
TAIGS
lads

Come to the toilets and beat me up. I won't fight back.

wonder when poleasheed will get arrested

Ten gramme amber leaf please boss

Newcastle Upon Tyne

gonna need some (you)s for these two
>>71415968
>>71416028

don't like [your favourite food]

up the ra

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toilets blocked

i prefer this thread but nobody will post in it

>>71416096
haven't seen him on here for a while

>>71416121
me neither but hes a socially inept and potentially dangerous mong, would be funny if he got banged up

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5s-qTV2Eez8

>>71416106
yeah well fuck you too, pal. you probably can't even afford velveta cheese or proper macaroni noodles.

>>71416142
He'd probably get radicalised in prison

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doing my masters in runt studies

>>71416175
screeching

Congratulations! You solved this Sudoku in 9 minutes, 44 seconds!
Medium puzzles solved: 1
Your average time: 9:44
Your fastest time: 9:44

>>71416175
sharting

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how did we end up with right wing jews?

*tapes over your ballet recital*

I don't care who you thinks the best in grime
Cuz I ain't no rival for a title, I'd rather be next in line
I can see mouths moving but really can't hear no one
Godfather? My big brother's the Robert De Niro one

Milo btfopolous

lol

get it? he got btfo haha

>>71416218
some asian kid in my class in like year 7 broke a world record for fastest sudoku in the world once

>>71416224
they knew it would put britain under he thumb of international financial institutions even more than if you were in the EU

>>71416271
So smart he put it back together again too

Top 5 Cities in the UK:
1. Glasgow
2. Cardiff
3. Manchester
4. Dublin
5. Edinburgh

>>71416265
I love Milo, way better then Nesquick

my mum gave me milo to go and go and go

>>71416316
ummm sweetie does SHE want a man from those cities?
didn't think so, try again yank

this desu

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>>71416316
>1. Glasgow

>>71416316
dumb yank

watching mr. robot

no spoilers please :-)

>>71416224
British Jews are religious and have a lot of children

>>71416316
Why isn't London on there?

>>71416316
>northerner

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Wpdfeeu7Mh

>>71416316
>meme cities
abhorrent opinion

>>71416375
V.I.K.I is actually evil

>>71416375
the robot gets hacked into by Russia

>>71416265
peadophilia is the new counter-culture

>>71416407
;)

>>71416400
>>71416402
i specifically requested the opposite of this

>>71416394
Top 5 Cities in the US:
1. Cleveland
2. Pittsburgh
3. Baltimore
4. Toronto
5. Detroit

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>>71416065

top 5 american cities:

Gary, IN
Boston
Dallas
Seattle
Tampa

Just nearly been caught posting on /brit/ whilst driving by west midlands police

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Really is mad the percentage of people in the UK that watch bbc one

Wonder if the top channel even comes close to that percentage in other countries

>>71416447
big cities =/= good cities

>>71416456
i've been to seattle, it was ok

>>71416081
the russian nationals pronounce it /r/, not the standard german way of /ʁ/.
By /ı/, I mean
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Near-close_near-front_unrounded_vowel

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Kinda wish I was a girl sometimes, not gay though haha

Top 5 English counties:

Cornwall
Norfolk
Somerset
Dorset
Cornwall

>>71416468
just googled it and it turns out rtl gets more viewers here, i'm not sure what to compare rtl with though

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What books you lot reading then?

>>71416535
You know I'm not literate, stop being so condescending.

If you were a tourist coming to the UK with limited time the only places I'd recommend are Edinburgh and London 2bh

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Never knew this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDjMVqpHS0k

>>71416502
a (((bbc one))) production

>>71416517
>Cornwall

A+

my great-great-great-great-mam was from camborne.

>>71416535
currently writing a semi-autobiographical novel about a lovelorn vampire who has to take care of his disabled sister

>>71416556
i'd unironically spend my stay at a comfy bed & breakfast tucked away in the welsh foothills

>>71416583
>I have an incredibly tenuous link to this place I've never been so it must be good
yank logic

C R I S I S

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>>71416605
here's what her house looks like today

*loud girlish scream*

just sliced up half my arm with a knife I forgot I had left in my bed lads
not too deep so all should be good but it hurt like hell

>>71416316
been to most cities, top 5 (cute little meme """cities""" like york, bath and inverness not included, big towns like brighton also not included):
1. bristol
2. edinburgh
3. manchester
4. london
5. liverpool

wish i was an american fbi agent

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woi aie mate wanna buy a lucozade

Have the Yanks here been to Europe? I've been to miami and new York and am planning to go to Toronto as I've family there

Those are the only times I've been outside the EU

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>>71416583
Families been in Mawgan for eight generations now. Honestly the best place on Earth.

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>heritageyank is posting again
bet yerv never eean eaten a pasty daft janner spacker bugger oarf to bodmin, nim yer gran wi'ya

>>71416583
I feel like I read something similar to this post on here before now, Padstow comes to mind.

>>71416643
Good list, mine would be

>Edinburgh
>Manchester
>London
>Bristol
>Belfast

anyone else noticed that gay men always smell faintly of poo? that's how you know they've been bumming recently

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>>71416656

just saw a lefty use the term "culture gap"

not sure what xhe means by that

felt self conscious about my walk earlier

thanks a lot you fucking cunts

want a pet cockatoo that i can teach to swear

>>71416706
i've gone a cycle of shitposts i regularly make on here. including that one and the subsequent jpg anytime Cornwall is mentioned.

>>71416754
Bet you think this is impressive but I've genuinely not heard anything more sad

>>71416502
this show triggered me
>this bitch that got mad that lads at the beach didn't want to date a tranny
>finally gets a date with a fucking male model who digs trannies
>"nah he's just good enough for me *cries*"
>the trannies that were dating eachother
>the >girl leaves the >guy because >she doesn't want to date a tranny

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>>71416772

Quite like the taste of energy drink but if I have more than about a litre of the stuff I feel terrible

>>71416773
It's almost as if they're mentally ill
n-n-n-n-not saying they're mentally ill or anything h-haha

>>71416772
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iW5qRJ9sRN

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>>71416316
>Dublin
deLETE THIS NOW

immigrating to cornwall because i like pastys and cider and rugby

>>71416732
i always wanted a parrot but my mum's a hippie who thinks birds shouldn't be caged

should probably move out

>tfw 60K is meant to be the starting salary for a uni grad and I'm only on 50

>>71416819
Where you moving to lad?

can i get a right of return because my ancestor came from cornwall? sort of like how they do it in israel

>>71416827
just keep doors shut and let it walk around the house

>>71416805
>implying
any true irishman recognises that dublin is NOT an irish city and that jackeens are crypto-brits

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>>71416805

>gf's put sliced cocktail sausages in my roast chicken sandwiches
didn't realise I was going out with Heston fucking Blumenthal

>>71416843
Funny thing is if you had one grandparent from Cornwall you wouldn't be able to get British citizenship and live there automatically but if you had one grandparent from anywhere on the island of Ireland you could get Irish citizenship and then move to Cornwall with all the same rights as a British citizen

>>71416834
st ives

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CI1eCEzIQ

>>71416833
nearly everyone goes to university here and half of them do meme business degrees
Stupid cunts have flooded the market so much that the average entry level job pays like 20-30k

>>71416889
Cambridgeshire mentioned

>>71416906
FOT (fuck off toff)

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>>71416866
shut the fuck up before I heem ye dirty nordie shitebag

>>71416883
careful lad, we might have to btfo of the loyalists again

>>71416889
Absolutely lovely place. No darkies or muslims there either.

Wish the governcunt didn't tax you so much to fucking run a car lad, sick of being a buscuck

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF5Z2jTGuQI

>>71416579
the title is VERY BBC Three-esque.

>>71416889

Lovely mate, hope you enjoy it

I'll be in Plymouth, if you come to here me and the Navy boys will cave your farmer skull in

>watching a Youtube video on my phone
>it's extremely quiet
>turn my volume all the way up
>halfway through I get bored and lock my phone, put it on charge the other side of the room
>lie in bed doing a think
>phone, for no fucking reason, unlocks itself and plays the loudest fucking advert I've ever heard with crashing and explosions
>jump out of bed and fucking freak out, think I'm having PTSD or some shit
I was so close to smashing the fucking thing. Currently on computer, shan't be giving that little shite any more of my attention.

Could you imagine how much shit would be flying in the air if Obama called Fox "fake news" repeatedly and called the media "enemies of the people", but now it's THEIR guy doing it that's all A-OK

The complex mental gymnastics the runt mind is capable of is astounding

>>71416945
BUS WANKER

Going to do a big trim of my pubes lads, will tell you how it goes.

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news from the front: Toilet unblocked

>>71416979
People get more bummy over Trump calling a spade a spade than obongo drone striking Muslims lmao

>>71416978
That sounds bizarre

>>71416979
yeah but obama did much worse things like drone striking thousands of people and doing things he said he wouldn't, completely failing in all policies he tried to implement and people still praise him

just hacked some twat's phone haha

>>71416954
me when i turned into a bird

>>71416979
Trust in the media is at an all time low anyway, nobody trusts anything from the Mainsteam Meteor

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>>71416930
>tfw I've battled over 50 people in my life.

If ten people from /brit/ ganged up on me, I would unironically glass you all into paste. At the age of 15 I was jumped by a group of ten knackers, and bottled one over the head, and made them all run away. I'm the best scrapper here, FACT. I've never lost a bar fight in my life. If any you said anything snarky to me, you would be ERASED from HISTORY unironically. If any of you want to arrange a glassing match I'll be in Blackpool for the weekend, I'm looking for a target so let me know if you're up for it.

>watch a video of Dan green deadlifting sumo
>Conventionalcucks in the comments shitting their pants about muh aesthetics
>None of them ever complain about super wide grip bench or super wide stance squats

Mongs the lot of them, if you want aesthetic lifts watch weightlifting

>>71417009
>>71417024
>yeah but what about this thing HE did
Do an ol' google search for whataboutism and educate yourselves
Christ

If Nusrat Ghani miraculously becomes 28 years younger, I thinks she's fit-to-fuck.

>>71417016
>>71417025
It's because my phone doesn't have a lock screen, so all you need to do to unlock it is tap the front. The problem is, apparently when my case touches the screen that's enough to unlock it too.

Almost shat myself I was so scared. Legitimately considering throwing this wanker out my window, it's not like I use it that much anyway

>>71417054
Do an ol' Google search for the fallacy fallacy and educate yourself

>>71417072
Quite literally not an argument

watching animorphs

>>71416930
please stop posting shite of this like, it only does harm to anyone who's unfortunate enough to post under a tricolor.

>>71417069
>Legitimately considering throwing this wanker out my window, it's not like I use it that much anyway
do it m8, teach it a lesson

>>71416224
>non brits voted no
hmmmm... really hauls the bowline

>>71417115
the argument is civility, the argument is humanity, the argument is peace

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>What you boys call yourselves?
>Yo, we the Anglos with attitudes

>>71417115
Fuck off you fucking mug nobody fucking cares Jesus Christ imagine actually getting worked up over yank domestic politics, at least the Obama drone strikes are relevant internationally

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>>71417062
She just needs to slim down a little. I don't care how old you are, if you're still hot I'll fuck you.

Case and point<<<

>>71417142
>seinfeld ended in 1998

could've sworn there was an episode about it being the year 2000 and they were discussing how it technically wasn't the 21st century yet until 2001

>>71417142
ah ha yes HOWEVER

you, yes yourself, are in fact NOT anglo.

Probably some horrid hybrid mutt between Scotch and Slav, I reckon.

Filth.

>>71417142
>>71417171
did not mean to quote, please accept this (You) by way of apology

>>71417157
>imagine actually getting worked up over yank domestic politics
Don't think you need to use your imagination you projecting sad case
And Trump's attempt at creating a cult of personality and discrediting any media which objects to him, and his little runtoid followers blind obedience to that, is definitely relevant internationally. Probably even more so than Obama bombing some brownies

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>>71417130
get tae fuck ye little scrote. Aul johnboy here thinking he can tell a hardy buck like me how to talk?
Heem yourself simey no shite

>>71417201
Yeah nah I don't fucking care mate

dumb and proud

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who /here/ never turns off pc?

i'm fairly right-leaning, how do i leften myself up a bit so i can join the radical centrist master race?

>>71417256
stop generalising probably

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yMBFnGoo7o

How do I hug a woman

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>>71417204
>the hardy buck

>>71417256
be pro workers rights and pro enviromentalism

>>71417221
>Wah I lost so now I don't care
Peak runt

Business idea: me but with significantly more disposable income

>>71417204
have you ever smoked a dab? i did once. me and some mates were outside a bar and decided to break out the torch and rig and light up at a picnic table.

it hit me about 20 minutes in. i literally could not move. i was on a solid thirty second delay from what my brain thought and my body did. i couldn't talked much for the next 4 hours. i remember just sheer panic because i realised if the cops came over to bust us i literally would not be able to flee.

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>>71417137

>>71417280
wish wraparound shades would come back into fashion, my wayfarers don't block out light coming from the side and it's annoying

@TheAwkwardAmericanPosterWhoIsResidentTrollofbrit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nus_Ghani

>>71417301
Hmmm ... loan rejected

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slightly annoyed that my bait isn't getting the adequate amount of (you)s that it usually garners

>>71417374
Which one is yours and I'll sneak it a few sly (You)s, Australians have got to support each other mate

>>71417278
(You)

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And Trump's attempt at creating a cult of personality and discrediting any media which objects to him, and his little runtoid followers blind obedience to that, is definitely relevant internationally. Probably even more so than Obama bombing some brownies

>>71417374
where'd you post it?

>finish
>stand
>take random length of loo roll
>scrunch it up
>pinch it between thumb and first two fingers
>dab bellend
>shove it up bumhole
>wiggle it around
>remove and observe
>dispose
>repeat until tissue comes out clean
>sniff check fingers
>pull up boxers

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good move

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truth

>>71417431
FeltGoodMan

And it was funded by David Lloyd George taxing the aristocracy to death, good times.

>>71417398
Hey fuck off I'm not the baitie retract your FUCKING (You) now or I will knock knock knocking on Lemon's door your ass into gravel

>>71417431
*lets Germany invade*
Peh.. nothin' personnel

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>>71417404
>Tfw too intelligent for yotsuba b

>>71417475
>he doesn't wear sunglasses

enjoy your eye cancer

>>71417397
it wouldn't be the same as an actually pissed off (you)

>>71417427
W H A L E
H
A
L
E

I have never said boo to a goose

> tfw too intelligent to enjoy sports

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cookin up some lunch

tfw to intelegent to enjoy e-sports

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>Dorothy Guerrero
>organizatress of Stop Donald Trump G.B.
>not even British
REALLY fires off neura in owd gray matter inside the skull.

RIP Milo's rock star status and credibility

2015-2017

unironically wearing briefs

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Used to be attacked by turkeys as a child.

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why would you boo a goose

>>71417574
Love Milo, way better than Nesquick

>tfw you go to a goose play and it's not very good but you can't do shit about it

>>71417539
when i was about 13 someone told me i'd die if i ate a cigarette so i did it but i didn't die

>>71417575
pics

>>71417574
How come lefties are just now getting pissed off about shit Milo said on Joe Rogan in July 2016

>>71417587
a goose came up to me and started hissing and tugging at my jeans while I was eating my sandwich by the lake the other day

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>>71417576
>he doesn't have a pass

lmao poortherner

>>71417475
Bluetone

>>71417574
what's happened i don't follow politics

>>71417620
That sounds frightening

>>71417619
>lefties
Think only people on 4chan care about him, never seen him being discussed on fb or reddit.

>>71417653
it was a small goose so it wasn't too bad

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>James "Scores a goal inside my bumhole" Dellingpole

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>vote to be part of the united kingdom
>get upset that their vote is lumped in with the rest of the uk
what's their fucking problem?

https://youtu.be/65knkJ3aQGE?t=4
me tomorrow

>>71417674
Oh I guess that makes it less frightening. Still, a goose attacking your jeans...

I feel like this year's going by really quickly so far!

>>71417690
Wow, it's almost as if the UK was made up of different countries with different opinion on things.

>>71417641
he got btfo on bill maher

>>71417690
> london has double the population of scotland
> frequently votes for labour, remain, etc, and gets overruled by the rest of the country
> doesn't squeal and cry about independence every time it happens because they understand what democracy is

We should thank all those who voted Conservative, for running down our social services, putting lives at risk, wrecking our NHS and generally wasting our money on vanity projects such as Trident

>>71417661
Saw it in ukpooitics today

>>71417693
>theyre not wearing gloves

enjoy getting diseases from steve-o

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>>71417690
Too many Mel Gibson movies.

Seriously, 90% of Scottish Nationalism is because of the Hollywood blockbuster Braveheart.

*votes Conservative*

>>71417730
what's your point? they voted for their opinion to be counted along with everyone else

>>71417641
He said men should be able to have sex with 13 year old boys

*votes for the socialist party*
that oughta do the trick

>>71417821
I thought everyone knew he was a bender already?

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>>71417849
edgy

>>71417849
I think this goes a bit beyond everyday bendering m8

>>71417866
>sexual degeneracy is fine, just not THAT sexual degeneracy

>>71417866
All benders want supple boymeat it's in their agenda from the 80s

>>71417897
oh shut up rorke you little noncy shit

>>71417821
paedo desu

>>71417788
Reckon football is literally the biggest underlying reason

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>>71417821 >>71417864
>>71417866

As I write this post there is a 28 year old bloke sitting opposite me eating DAIRY LEA LUNCHABLES and making the little sandwiches like a fucking child

Jesus christ, talk about runt life

when do things get better lads?

all gays are nonces

at first I was like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQGNvKRWvig

then I was like https://twitter.com/ReaganBattalion/status/833405993006616576

>>71417950
when you've got a nice big shopping bag full of beer

@69
Not yous for you Arnold.

https://twitter.com/BigDickPingu/status/824069027244941312
well, lads?

Lot of politics in /brit/ today... weighs heavy on my fragile heart~

>>71417979
don't care

>>71418009
don't care

>>71417979
Milo "Hop on Pop" Yiannopoulos
Milo "The Spartan Son Sodomizer" Yiannopoulus
Milo "The Pederastic Poon Pulverizer" Yiannopoulos

had a very lewd dream last night about a girl I was seeing briefly about a year ago

might have to pull the willy to her later.... it doesn't count as cheating I'm sure

Not a fan of the Southern Irish tbqh

>>71418026
that's my gimmick

>>71418065
don't care

>>71418009
did a bit of a howl
reminds me of that pasta about brojobs

>>71418093
that's my gimmick

>Mannish Basin

>>71418059
not a fan of jewish benders

Mad we've got to the point where taking an ongoing joke in a 3 hour Joe Rogan podcast from a year ago out of context is considered a news story

Milo "Raise 'em Quick to Suck the Dick" Yiannopoulos

Trim was excellent

so the alt-right and sjws are both going to be pushing pedo shit for the next few years. should be fun

>>71418189
as a secret map i approve

>>71418189
ah yes, the regular pushing of pedo shit from SJWs

>>71418172
My name's not Trim

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>>71417950
> become wageslave -> save $$$ until you can move out of your mum's -> hold down a job -> go back to school -> study law -> become a lawyer -> move to the Metropole and become an Esquire -> become a PhD candidate -> become a judge -> be an esteemed Justice for 20 years -> get elected to national parliament -> use cunning and schkanery to become head of your meme party -> get elected PM -> make life better for the little guy who couldn't climb the ladder like you did.
I reckon if we all try and follow this life plan, at least one of us will succeed.

Do it for the little guy.

>>71418189
nah, don't think anyone is tbf

>>71418221
*walks past both of you*
mornin' Trim

>>71417752
i heard my mum listening to that and i head larry wilmore's voice followed by cheers so i DOUBT he actually got destroyed and more just was in a room full of left cheerleaders

How fucking obvious is it that Milo is a plant Jesus Christ open your eyes

CLEAREST case of thesecretstateandtheirtwocriminalproxiesgerrygablefromsearchlightmagazineandnicklowlesfromhopenothate

>>71418249
Does your mum have a snapchat

>>71418283
Shan't even attempt to read that nonsense

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Gor weird red spots on my forearms

And weird dry skin/spots on one of my eyebrows and some red spots on my nose

And my eyes are a bit sore

And the my ears are a bit dry/itchy

Going to the doctor at 3. Any guesses at what I've got?

>>71418283
>Milo is a plant
yeah, a massive pansy haha

all sjws and alt righters are plants

THEY'RE ALL PLANTS

how's the new season of HWNDU?

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*struts towards the camera*

i wonder what its like to be attractive

It's great to see Milo hoist by his own loathsome petard but it's horrific that his open misogyny was never enough to shake his power.

>>71418283
the world isn't real

everyone is a plant, politics is entertainment. globalism has already won

>>71418301
lupus

Slightly dissapointed at all these new cunts who don't know based hullow man

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>>71418246

Milo "Wouldn't forbid fucking a kid" Yiannopoulos
Milo "Would like a teen to touch his ween" Yiannopoulos
Milo "Gets his joys from little boys" Yiannopoulos

>>71418320
Is Game of Thrones the Harry Potter of our time?

>>71418305
haha good one scott mate, drinks later still on?

What the actual fuck?! Why is a woman giving commentary on 'Boro versus the Oxen?
[sees BBC's logo on top-left corner of screen]
aaah, it makes sense now.

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>stroll into the gym
>see this

wat do??

>>71418296
why

>>71418391
First one is shit
second one is alri
Third one made me expel air from my nostrils at an unusual pace

Milo 'being a paedophile is my style' Yiannopoulos

>>71418425
>nobody hogging the equipment for once
>get my workout done in record time

>>71418425
Get some calf tips off the bint on the right

>>71418335
Probably

>catholics
>anti-contraceptives
>anti-abortion
>ireland still hasn't recovered pre-famine population
doing a think

>>71418335
Reckon if it is Lupus I'll kill myself

>>71418508
Ireland has the highest birth rate in Europe

>>71418508
loads of them buggered off to the states and elsewhere all through the 20th century

>>71418523
*silently unsheathes shuriken*
not if I kill you first...

doing a think lads

>>71418523

You should even if it isn't

>>71418568
buggered was a VERY good word choice

>>71418632
>cmnm
hmmm

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And when i'm lying in bed

I think about life and I think about death

and neither of them

particularly appeals to me

>>71418656
how does death not appeal?

And when i'm lying in my bed

thoughts running through my head

>>71418656
that just means you have to do something to make yourself a vegetable

>>71418301
measles

>>71418645
What does it stand for?

>>71418690
well considering cfnm is clothed female naked male

JFK

Blown away

What more do I have to say?

>>71418667
I don't want to be dead, I want to be happy
>>71418679
thats the worst parts of both

did somebody mention Mylo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSc-DAdC-q4
>>71418690
cream my nipples: manly

>>71418688
had them at 6 months

>>71418738
same here but i was kidney stones

>[first name] "Put my willy in little Billy" [last name]

The incendiary incident was not the fault of neither me nor my comrades.

>Milo
It's shit, prefer Ovaltine 2bh

>>71418703
They'll never stop the Simpsons!
Have no fears - we've got stories for years

>>71418713
having no pain, worries or responsibilities IS happiness

At war with the neighbours

Last offence was them stealing our second recycling bin because they broke theirs

What should I do next? Was think of posting some rotten eggs through their letterbox

Biggest thing we've done so far is steal their takeaway

i loved milo in Heroes desu

>>71418753
i didn't know kidney stones could grow into humans

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bit cold out

>>71418786
be the bigger man and settle the dispute

>>71418803
>>71418803
>>71418803
>>71418803
>>71418803

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>>71418820
irish

Milo "Hey,, the ancient greeks did it so why can't I" Yiannopoulous

>>71418786
put dog shit through their letterbox
put super glue in their lock

>>71418786
What are their other offences

fucking hell, talk about how to kill a joke

>>71416098

Aye ye want some highland skins along wi' that???