/brit/ + /ausnz/

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soon

Middlesbrough

>>71414054
overstepping the mark bruce

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It is the policy and practice of the Australian government to intercept any vessel that is seeking to illegally enter Australia and safely remove it beyond our waters. If you travel by boat without a visa, you will not make Australia home. The rules apply to EVERYONE: families, children, unaccompanied children, educated, and skilled--there are NO exceptions. Do not believe the lies of people smugglers. These criminals will steal your money and place your life and the life of your family at risk--for nothing.

The message is simple: If you come to Australia illegally by boat there is NO WAY you will ever make Australia home.

It's already implied that it is /brit/ + /ausnz/, your just driving a wedge between us and the balts by doing this

we've been dancing with mr brownstone

>>71414105
balt rorkes can fuckin do one after friday 2bh

>>71414075
good post

https://youtu.be/jO8yHVYof44

>>71414089
Please rescue us from the balts and their anime autistry

>>71414098
i think I had a mate who worked on one of those boats and I'm pretty sure he shot a guy who was drowning

>>71414098
why do leftists cry about this and trump's wall as though it's literally genocide? there is nothing wrong with keeping illegal immigrants out

>>71414131
Are you from there? Is it comfy? I unironically support the club.

>+/ausnz/
What the FUG

>>71414089
>>71414105
no shitpostation without representation

>>71414105
fuck balt lithuanian told me to leave that general because I was foreign.
Cheeky fucking cunt, those lithuanians move here en masse but i'm not even allowed to post in his general

>>71414098
How controversial is this over there?

Shame they can just hop on Lorries to get here 2bh

>>71414155
Most I've seen think it's just gunna be spectacularly expensive and tbf I lived in merica and were poor I would be a bit miffed

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>>71414138
uncle joe would be proud mate

>>71414054
>no + /éire/

im literally SHAKING

>>71414155
donny dump's wall is just a massive waste of money on something that won't actually make much difference to anything. billions of dollars all for the look of the thing. more something to laugh about than cry desu.

>be american
>build a wall that won't stop anything instead of fixing your many domestic issues
ah yes

>>71414195
>>71414214
do they think the money just vanishes into thin air? it goes back into the economy

>>71414195
Find it funny the same lefty twats going on about wanting public works programmes and more spending are now shutting themselves over the wall aha

Also they're going mad he wants to introduce the America equivalent of VAT to pay for it when it fulfils it's intended purpose in tonnes of developed countries around the world

They just hate it cos he suggested it

*snaps your undies*

>>71414214
who cares? Yanks already piss away billions on military research and development, may as well siphon a coupla billion from that and build the great wall of drumpf

>>71414231
b-but it worked in china and israel!!

>>71414231
there are hundreds of miles of unguarded fence that beaners just cut their way through every day

*shuts myself*

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>>71414073

>>71414257
they'll still be unguarded. beaners will use a ladder or a rope instead of wire cutters.

>>71414192
You have to have a Russian flag to post there now
Fucking ridiculous, it use to be solely balts and Australians with the odd kiwi thrown in
r-ree

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>>71414075
1-2 Middlesboogie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGWmuvm4qL4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTZqe1MDHOo

>>71414231
did they not watch sicario? the mexicans will just dig under the wall

>>71414239
This desu, would literally be like 5% of their military budget and more useful than yet another aircraft carrier

>>71414281
surely they could have a camera system and some sort of quick reation force
all these problems are just excuses really

How many high scores do you have in the group chat lads? 3/8 here

are balts slavs or are they more like nordics?

i know estonians are nordic wannabes

>>71414160
i'm not from there but it's universally accepted that it's a bit of a shithole, like most post-industrial northern cities

although everyone i've met from up there has had a great sense of humour, one of those places where people know it's shit and don't take themselves seriously (compared to places like leeds where everyone seems to think their shithole is god's gift to makind just because a) it's not bradford and b) they had a decent foorball team once)

>>71414276
what do the muppets have to do with australia

>>71414281
there is literally hundreds of miles of tunnels already there with electric lights and even rails for moving drugs running along them and that's just from the ones that have been found, there's new ones popping up all the time

The wall is a multibillion dollar waste of time

mexico has a wall at its southern border to keep guatemalans out

turbororke mother said the other day that its obama's fault for all the racial tension in america

>>71414212
/brit/ + /ausnz/ + /éire/ = /allthelads/ will return one day

>>71414356
it is though

>>71414382
rorke

>>71414131
>Carlisle United being sixth in the third division

>>71414098
runty face desu

Americans already class the coast guard as the 5th branch of their military with 40,000 active personnel and a budget of over $10 billion a year

Why would it be so revolutionary for them to have a similar border guard force?

it should be /anz/ no reason for the us

>>71414356
tell her she's an idiot, there have been racial tensions since forever

Had 900mg of caffeine in the last hour

Unironically never felt better in my entire life, feel as though I've ascended to a higher plane of consciousness without even needing to be intoxicated

>>71414434
just make sure you never crash

>>71414356
it is

>>71414421
t. CEO of ANZ™

i've never put a cover on any of the phones i've owned and i view people who do as weird

never had a scratch either btw

>>71414237
Tbf public works are assumed to have some extra benefit not just from the spending. Eg LHC provides jobs yes, but also provides great training in data analysis. With the wall one of the biggest issues will be finding people who want to build it, so it's hardly like it's giving a secondary benefit in that sense

>>71414466
Just taken some daffy to ride it out to the end of the day

>need a prescription to get melatonin supplements in ireland

fug

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How is it even possible to be a virgin these days? I've fucked at least 7 or 8 women and I have a beer gut and a small dick. If I can get laid, how are you still a virgin?

>>71414434
>900mg of caffeine

just take speed instead

>>71414506
haha cool
*surreptitiously googles daffy*

>>71414534
Its the name of a duck lad
saved you the time

>>71414516
>his government doesn't want him to be immortal

Sad!

in the past 42 hours i've slept 4 of them.

Bit quiet

hmm ah yes canadians

>>71414526
I don't try
obviously

>>71414526
i'm a shutin autist and i'm also very uncomfortable with being physically touched

>>71414499
The extra benefit is improved border security

>>71414534
its rhyming slang for cuck obvs

a daffy > a daffy duck > cuck

>>71414580
>>71414585
So do you just not want sex?

don't give a daffy what you think

>>71414585
this, I also get way too anxious and overwhelmed if i get into a social situation like that which causes me to go into shutdown mode, Sure i get horny and what not but I won't go out of my way to get laid >>71414609

>>71414609
not really, there are some days when i think i'd just rather wank to porn for the rest of my life than get laid

>>71414336
How old are you, 11?

That's Aggro you shit cunt

>>71414534
Provigil

>>71414528
Shan't be doing anything illegal x

>>71414649
all hong kongese should be killed

>>71414609
as somebody who had sex today not having it won't kill you

it is nice and everything but don't put that pussy on a pedestal

Give me OBJECTIVISM or give me death.

chick at work is messaging me again wanting to blow me in the records room after the last shenanigans. might have to call this off before it gets too much and lose me job

>>71414526

Was a shut-in from 16-21. Had some chances last summer, but I have crippling low self-esteem. And then in November I got exposed to hepatitis C, so I've gotta wait 6-12 before I'm cleared and lose that v-card.

>>71414526
i don't try because i'm afraid of failure
also i don't even know how to try now that i'm not in school

>>71414609
too much effort
and risk of failure
a wank is always tehre

>>71414696

I mean. Unless it turns out I actually do come back positive for hepc.

In which case I'll probably either just kill myself or raw dog a trailer park girl.

>>71414666

And there I was thinking I was going to die tomorrow

FOYNT

>Stepson stole £20 from my wallet on Friday
>Girlfriend won't punish him and just says "he deserves some pocket money"
>Made me give him £5 for lunch today, when I offered to make him a sandwich my girlfriend told me to just give him the money

Getting real sick of her laissez-faire parenting tbqh

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>>71414665
Aggro and Ann-Maree disagree

You should be sent to Manus Island for not knowing who they are

Amazon are cheeky fucking yank cunts, when you do a prime now shop they automatically add in a £2 tip which you have to notice and remove without paying

Fuck off

>>71414766
tipping is capitalism

>>71414690
the high school gf and i used to sneak into the auditorium at lunch time to give me a blowie, best times of my life

>>71414649
23 but didn't grow up in a povvo home so didn't dare think about turning on channel 7

>>71414785
not tipping is also capitalism

>>71414690
my boss literally let me fuck her in the bum in the office toilets once. was a very good day that one.

>>71414690
At work we have an area in one of the unused backrooms where lads that are horny go to wank. No cameras and no grassers.

Have a boner, go have a tug and wank it out. Never heard of anyone being sacked yet.

Been in there twice myself and cum both times. If you get spunk on you, you usually have to clock out though. Always best to do it on nights with nobody around or on your last shift so you can make an excuse about the stains when you come back to work.

>he isn't a virgin
>he fell for the sex meme

literally lmaoing right now

>>71414593
They're also convinced it wouldn't work/would work enough/there are alternatives

stupid fucking subject

stay in /balt/ you traitor, hybrid general runts. leave /brit/ alone.

>>71414844
I don't understand you guys and your not wanting to be inside vaginas is all I'm saying. If I can get laid, you people can. Rejection isn't that bad after a while.

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how many dollarydoos will it cost me to have a threeway with georgie and lisa?

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>had sex several times
>always with a condom
>can't feel a thing
>climax is shit

I don't even think I'm gonna bother having sex next time if she wants me to wear a johnny.

>>71414859
/brit/ has been unofficially /brit/ + /ausnz/ since its inception more or less lad

>>71414746

Alri ol' 'an

>>71414830
More details

*opens new tab*
*goes to /sci/*
*is now smarter than you all*

>>71414877
why would I waste time and money trying to get laid by some greasy whore when I can just have a nice wank?

>>71414833
Awesome post. Great reference. Look funny. Witty. Relevant. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new callbacks or memes. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' funny, witty, relevant and humerous you can get. Thanks for the motivation

>>71414893
I caught HPV, luckily the only real downsides happen to women, men are just basically carriers with a higher risk of prostate cancer

pancake day tomorrow :)

>>71414910
/sci/ are just autists

/int/ and /lit/ are the smartest boards on 4chan

>>71414913
Why not both?

>>71414877
you're probably settling for 2/10s

>>71414942

see >>71414632

>>71414940
no one who considers reading books to be their hobby is smart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTFIdYoXwUw

fun times

>>71414943
A generous 6 or 7s actually. I did date a really hot model though who was at least a 9 but she dumped me after like a month.

>>71414931
Use your special lady's foot. Make sure she's not wearing thick socks.

nicked £20 from my mum's doormat on friday and the weak little cunt had to give me £5 for lunch today cause she said so kek

i swear white boys are born cucks

>>71414931

How friendly is South Korea to English foreigners moving for work?

Will massage your prostate for answer

>>71414894
yeah and it's also had Yanks and Canadians in it too

adding it to the subject is just pure autism

>>71414972
i doubt it you probably just set a low bar

>>71414933
:D

I'm switching from writing with my left hand to my right hand.

Need a decent pen to practice with.

>>71414998
Doubt it all you want, I know the truth

>>71414997
zhang

>>71415009
i doubt you do

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>>71415020
I have game. I'm just not very attractive.

>>71414966
to read books in this day and age you have to have a long attention span and that tends to co-occur with intelligence

>>71414998
Fuck off Oly lifting mong what's squat style got to do with anything?

>>71414242
did it actually work in israel?
I don' even know where your wall is or what the point is, somewhere in jerusalam I think?

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what i wouldn't give for carol to use my face as a chair

>>71415035
>>71415031
keep telling yourself that

>>71415007

Ah, yes... I wonder what pen you could use...

*walks off and speaks to someone more interesting*

>>71415039
it's around the west bank iirc

>supermacs with the lads saturday night
>bitches start coming onto me like on heat
>one bitch starts crying next to me because of boy troubles or some shit

basic bitches think they're in my league, they're not, I am gorgeous

>>71415031
post body

>>71415056
no i mean it's around the gaza strip, my bad

>>71415014
xD le zhang

stay in balt you fucking child

how old were you the first time you wanked to carol vorderman?

>>71415050
I will

>>71415061
It's not a good one, I have a beer gut

>>71415070
giga-zhang

>>71415007
Uniball Eye mate
Lamy when you're used to it

>>71414356
tbf it partly is but only because americans were seething at the NERVE of a black man daring to be president and try to make things better

>>71414193

Not really controversial. It's now supported by the Labor party too due to popularity. The only people who are against it are Greens voters and no one cares what they think

havent posted in close to a week lads

what have i missed

Was never taught how to write my signature.

Literally just squiggle my name and pray it's the same as last time.

Always impressed at how classy other people's signatures look.

Think I'm the only one who does this.

If walls don't work why do you have them as part of your house

Checkmate

>>71415080
weight/height?

>>71415098
dozens of "having a wank" and "doing a poo" posts

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>>71415098

>>71415102
I do the same, don't think it's been even remotely similar once

the greens should change their name to the reds

thoughts?

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>>71415098
>>71415098

>>71415102
Just do a smiley face

>>71415064
seems strange, aren't they trying to claim those palestinian territories? why exclude land you lay a claim to?
though I guess gaza has no settler potential and no biblical significant afaik so I guess they'll pawn it off to egypt given the chance

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>>71415110
5'11 200 lbs

regularly shit blood

might go on a diet

>>71415116
me on the far right

>>71415089
I'll take a look at those, thanks.

Switching to my right hand because my handwriting with my left has always been bad and I hate smudging the ink. I do lots of stuff with both hands so my right hand is pretty strong and I was surprised at how much more natural it feels to write with your right hand.

>>71415129
good post

>clubbing after 1989

smdh

>>71415138
>tfw 6'2 204lbs

fat bros for life

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>>71415116

>>71415152
pilot acroball lad

it's an absolutely magnificant speciman

>>71415143
you're going to die if you don't see a doctor, and even then you'll probably still die

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>MOVE

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>>71415164
It's KFC's fault for doing delivery now

>>71415166
me second from right. scrawny, up against the wall, looking at the floor, not socialising

5'8 187lbs

>>71415166
CIA in front

>>71415166
saw this on the normie feed before

>is that ellen degeneres

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>>71415166
what did they mean by this?

>>71415200
you guys have a KFC? we don't

>>71415164
>tfw 6'2 204lbs

that's fat? oh dear maybe I should go on a diet

>>71415228
What province?

i remember i used to shitpost with some guy who had cystic fibrosis about 2 years back, and just realised he's probably dead now

anyone remember that one youtuber girl who had cystic fibrosis? is she dead yet?

>this girl
>used to like her
>flirted with each other a lot
>used to text back straight away at that point
>got tired of being fucked around
>now only text her for general shit and work
>takes forever to reply
>don't even bother texting back anymore when she takes hours or even a day or two to reply

Not sure if she does this to spite me, for an ego boost to see if I will reply even though she took so long or she doesn't want to speak with me.

Either way, I don't give a shit

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>>71415213
get in shape

it's not too late

being fit feels good. it feels like you can do anything

>>71415238
Ontario

>>71415237
it's considered overweight

>>71415092
Obama was a fucking empty suit good at speaking

Only thing he'll ever be remembered for is his skin colour

>>71415181
think i'd rather die than let a doctor take a peek into my anus

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>>71415227

>>71415247
Same. How is it you don't have KFC? you a countryfag?

the gf and I

/fit/ is nothing but sweaty nerds trying to get in shape for their anime pillows

Amazing how the Green Party polls so poorly in the countryside and rural counties.

Now that REALLY makes me think.

>>71415246
nah i don't like eating healthy
>it's not too late
i have stretch marks on my love handles and thighs

>>71415258
you may think it's embarassing now, but after you're dead when people ask what you died from they will say anal cancer and that's even more embarassing

>>71415268
Yep, and the town near me doesn't have one, yet we have a fucking Boston Pizza

are you in the GTA?

>>71415245

Clearly you do else you wouldn't have wrote all that out haha x

>>71415279
>Tfw used to go on /fit/ virtually every day between 2011 and 2013
>Only been on once or twice since

I imagine this is what it feels like if you used to live in London when it was all white people and went back today

>>71415281
>The green party are the party who most want to concrete over green space

Hm!

>>71415297
Yeah, Oshawa. I don't like Boston pizza.

Why are there seppos and leafs ITT?

>>71415291
but i'll be dead so it won't matter to me

cause of death: literal pooicide

>>71415330
because /cum/ is asleep

>>71415317
me on the right having a glimpse into the sixth dimension

>>71415325
>Oshawa

i'm in college and a buddy I met there is from there. Says it's not too bad other than the traffic, seems comfy

THIS IS A BRITISH THREAD. ONLY MAKE BRITISH-RELATED POSTS.

http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487106417693.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1487106417693.webm

How is it that leafs manage to continually be the worst posters in literally every thread they participate in

>>71415337
Short hair Rachel Riley is shit

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I can feel poo cumming.

>>71415290
just eat less

>>71415317
That's actually me on the right after taking a time machine back to 16 year old me with all the knowledge I have attained over the years

>>71415377

amazing post

Extremely important scientific research lads

http://www.strawpoll.me/12378871
http://www.strawpoll.me/12378871
http://www.strawpoll.me/12378871

http://www.strawpoll.me/12378871
http://www.strawpoll.me/12378871
http://www.strawpoll.me/12378871

>>71415391
i eat
4 slices of bread
a bowl of room temperature chips
a couple of rows of chocolate

it doesn't feel like a lot

>>71415387
being included in hese is better than a (You) 2bh

>>71415377
Good question

>>71414054
>John Wick 2 won't be released until May in Australia
>HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR WHY SO MUCH PIRACY DOWN UNDER?

>>71415290
thought you got stretch marks from losing weight

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>>71415425
>4 slices of bread
>a bowl of room temperature chips
>a couple of rows of chocolate

your body turns bread into sugar and sugars get turned into fat

>>71415453
it's any change in size that happens too quickly

>>71415451
trainsspotting 2 wont be released here til middle of next month

the UK is third world

>>71415424
them bloody slags still can't believe what they did

>>71415453
putting on weight as well m8

and depends on genetics too

>>71415451
Say something nice about our flag or else I'll spoil the movie for you

>>71415481
red is a nice colour

love digging out all the lint in the upper part of my arsecrack with its faint smell of stale cum

Cat is asking for veggie sausages again! Caaat! They're not good for you. x

where can i buy a nazi flag? (((ebay))) has banned them

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the sun has set

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>>71415491
That's a good little bitch

you put mayonnaise on your french fries?

are you fucking crazy?

>>71415281
boggles my mind how the greens are so pro-refugee and immigration here
only sensible argument against immies is overloading and fucking our delicate ecosystem

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>>71415425
r8

>>71415535
howling

nice try

>>71415535
how big is that can

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>>71415530
>he thinks the greens use common sense

>>71415515
need one for burning it in a pro immigrant protest im guessing?

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dying for a British gf

>>71415213
Cute. x

I wank every morning before work

abt to roll a joint lads, afternoon

>>71415558
about 750ml

>>71415425
you'll feel much better eating more veggies than trying to eat less

>>71415468
i know how the body works

>>71415562
no mate i'm a bad goy

>>71415515
Have you tried Aliexpress? Its sort of like the Chinese version of Amazon from Alibaba

They sell tonnes of shit that's cheap as fuck but the downside is shipping is normally a few weeks

Got a union jack from there b4

>>71415535
those are sprinkles NOT 100s&1000s

Just found out you can buy just a bowl of meatballs from Subway lmao

>>71415572
>owning land

http://vocaroo.com/i/s00qjDi0t3d4
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00qjDi0t3d4

>>71415535
>sprinkles

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>71415468
What did that cat become, a bunny?

>>71415627
they told him he could be anything he wanted

>>71415589
veggies do not taste nice

>>71415600
doubt theres one there
there are dedicated sites for that kind of stuff but most of them only ship within the us

Looking at trains to Kazakhstan

>>71415625
actually a pretty good abo impression

>>71415617
>>71415626

no one told me there was a different :X
all i was told was a slice of bread, canola spread, and sprinkles. it was terrible.

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absolutely cannot abide the thought that ive fallen in love with an unfunny and shallow fat sket

>>71415645
just do simple shit
put some pepper on carrots and oven-roast them, or cut up raw tomatoes/ cucumber. you just need a little bit but you feel much better overall.

>>71415656

it wasn't me, some aussie posted it so i added it to my vocaroo folder. another one from him:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AFzs6oRMoy

actually lol'd at that one

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>>71415658
just use normal butter

>>71415590
but your diet is like 90% sugar

not good 2bh

>>71415669

Sounds like 99% of women

doing a poo

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>>71414915
REAAALLY makes me think

>>71415672
absolutely shan't

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>>71414893
>Be me
>22-year-old Marine
>Get stationed in in japan
>Constantly travel to 3rd world Asian countries
>get great idea
>"if I convince them I love them I can fuck for free"
>try it on waitress
>she believes me
>hook up with her that night
>tell her stories of my home and how I will save her from poverty
>she lets me raw dog
>fuckpullingout.jpeg
>continue for days
>"I will be back for you I must get the paperwork ready"
>never return
>repeat every time I return to a 3rd world Asian country
>always use alias "Marc Hernandez"
>do this for years
>come back to America
>crave Filipino food
>remember the first victim
>kid would probably be like 5 by now

pic. related
more?

>>71415645
>veggies do not taste nice

runt boi

>>71415685
as opposed to your 'healthy' diet of 90% "high fructose corn syrup"

>>71415685
obviously. sugar is the key to things tasting good

>>71415711
literally that are you

>>71415706
alri but it's your loss
carrots are on sale for something like $1.2 for 500g at coles, divine with salt/pepper and a bit of olive oil

>>71415711

enjoy AIDS

>>71415710
not an argument.

>>71415684
if only bumholes tasted as sweet as sprinkles

ex didnt even let me eat her arse, proper mong ennit

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>>71415736
>>71415736
r8

>>71415786
>haagen-daz
fuck off billionaire

>>71415752
not sprinkles

>>71415729
i'm unironically healthy and i can run five miles in the it takes you to do a poo

>>71415562
does hebraïc have /ı/?
I'm wondering if it's "Tél Aviv" or "Tèl Avıv"
also, those who pronounce "r" in the french/standard german way just germ-cucked?

>>71415786
utterly vile

>>71415786
world risk diabetes/10
but that's not the proper dutch apple pie

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>>71415705

The problem with anglo sweets is that they are nothing BUT sugar. Continentals have much better sweets, because they start off with fruit and chocolate based sweets. Anglo sweets are really too sickly sweet.

Come home, /ausnz/ bros.

>>71411743

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>trying to fix my sleep schedule for the last week
>"todays the day, i've never been up this late"
>go to bed at 8pm, thinking i would sleep for 8 hours and wake up in the morning
>only sleep for 3(THREE) hours
>cant go back to sleep
>now my sleeping schedule is more fucked than it was when i started


FUCK my shit up LADS

Used to be fat then I started exercising and eating less food and now I'm not fat

>>71415742
good thing I avoided the hookers or else i would be dead from super AIDS.

i just wanted to party.

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>>71415832
r8

im currently 51.4kg and ive told i need to put on weight lmao, but i seem to shit out food as soon as i eat it. whats the best solution to this, bar holding it in x

>>71415863
wtf i love diet and exercising now.

>>71415821
so?
>>71415716
baby i was born this way

>>71415867
Smoking is bad for you

>>71415853
fuck off

don't understand how you can be a picky eater

>>71415867
american spirit? wot

get urself a pack of B&H m8

>>71415786
post this

>>71415786
>american serving sizes
>half the fucking pie

jesus christ, no wonder your country are fatasses

at this link: >>71414054

>>71415927
never seen them, and i refuse to buy parliaments on account of how shite they are

>>71415856
Rate my sleep from the last few days,

>Went to bed at 11am Thursday
>Woke up 12:30 Friday "morning"
>Went out Friday night
>Went to sleep 9am Saturday morning
>Woke up 11pm Saturday
>Went to sleep 9 am Sunday
>Woke up 1am Monday and been awake since (11:37am Monday right now)

Lol! Sad.

>>71415928
wait, what?

>>71415927
>B&H

disgusting, John Player/Player's masterrace

>>71415942
>Went out friday night

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>>71415928
r8

Apparently Paul Nuttall lost close friends in the Swedish terrorist attack on Friday night

>>71415925
what do you mean

>>71415960
B&H are filth, dont get me wrong

but if he wants to go full english....

>>71415979
Not been following the news at all lately, what attack?

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>>71415928

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>>71415867
>American Spirit
Oi, m0yt! Wéa ve fak ız ve pak a' Woffman's?

>>71415979
lmao, racists amirite?

>>71415988
True, I actually prefer Number Seven tbqh. B&H smokes are expensive as fuck here, they're considered premium top shelf brand. anywhere from $13-17 CAD for a fucking pack, lel

reckon i could HEEM every single one of you runts tbqh

>>71416065
>>71416065
>>71416065
>>71416065

Den grahm abmbeer leev?

>>71415831
i is equivalent to yodh י
its tel aviv
yes to the second question, it gave early israel music a distinct european ruskie flavour
hope i understood your questions right im no linguist