>be a citizen of the united states of america >shit yourself

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>mfw an american took a shart in the mart near me

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>Not sharting in a jug

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY7m4KzYR4Q

>>71409871
Good lord that is horrific

designated shitting mall

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>>71409871

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>>71409871

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>>71409871
>Eat poop for 12 years

my brain was damaged 100%

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*BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAP*

Seriously, why do Americans shit themselves so often? Is it because they're so fat that they can't control their ass, or is it the poor healthcare that made people reluctant to treat themselves? I haven't seen this much involuntary public shitty from other first world countries.

>>71409871

This can't be real, it's like resident evil 7

>>71411403
Shit happens

>>71409871
>It's my last blaze of glory

fucking lol

>>71409871
That's some good shit, anon.

>>71411493
It's Japanese war crime level disgusting and she's living in it like it's no big deal

I sharted at work last week and everyone could smell it I drove home crying

Only alpha Americans shart in the mart to mark their territories

>>71411642
Only once? We got a Russian spy here, boys.

>>71411589

The shart meme is real

>>71411403
We have been over this. The yanks have a food additive that is banned elsewhere. This additive is used in cheap processed foods and in large quantities, like say how a fat twat would eat, causes runny shits.

Now being a fat fuck eating that, have a fart and be too engorged to check your arse and you have a 100% red blooded shart in mart.