/brit/ + /ausnz/

Allah is great

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toosoonski

>>71406210

Head here, brother.

doing a poo

You are now thinking about that girl who in retrospect had a thing for you but you were too oblivious to act on it

wish i was australian

>>71408992
Sand and washing powder cost money too but it doesn't make you anything less than a fucking mong if you pay money for someone to mix them into your protein powder

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk me that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjalabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the league instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die

is it gay to put a finger in my bum arse in the shower

>gf talks about past sex life

aussies RUN /brit/

Australia is irrelevant not only to Britain but also the whole world

>>71409067
cuck

>>71409044
here's your obligatory (You) as thanks for recommending my thread

>Cats like quite brief, low intensity but frequent interactions.
When cats that get along greet each other, it tends to be a
brief head rub. Unfortunately, humans are the opposite! Our
interactions are generally less frequent, but when we have
them, they are generally of high intensity and prolonged. This
can sometimes be a source of confusion between cats and
their owners.
Ah explains why I always feels like my time with him is too short.

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only got 2.23gb of data left in the ol' cap this month
going on a strict diet of /brit/ and news sites

I am Australian now.

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>>71409153
>paki

taking a thulean perspective

https://youtu.be/x4FyeGOjkXQ

༼ つ _ ༽つ Give DIRETIDE

is this supposed to be a girl
https://www.reddit.com/r/lgbt/comments/5uzkin/starting_new_semester_as_my_true_self_nervous_but/

serious question

Mexico I summon thee

>>71409205
transgirl
i think a '3rd gender' would be more accepted.

>>71409205
well I read some comments

>a trans woman and a lesbian

so... straight then??
honestly the more I witness these people the more fucked they seem to me

not saying I care enough to be "against" it in any way whatsoever, but fucking hell they must be mentally ill

>>71409258
enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

>>71409236
there is a mismatch between gender of the body and what is supposed to be the brain. yes, body dysmorphia is a mental illness, but don't think they should be demonised for that.

Spuds have started going off, might potato the neighbours house

*jizzes on you*

>>71409270
enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

>>71409278
enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

>>71409279
enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

>>71409266
ok sori for being insensitive

>>71409266
hope you don't really believe that shit
I don't consider my brain male or female, I just am what I am

>>71409295
enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

Haven't posted on /brit/ all day and realized how much better /int/ is

Depressing, attention-craving twats you are

>>71409270
*Millions of Irishmen die and flee, the population doesn't recover for hundreds of years*

*submits ban report*

>>71409301
enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

#IAmJizz

>>71409314
>as he posts to get attention

Also fuck off leaf

get in the fucking robot

Getting serious deja-vu from all these posts.
Nothing to do with a week long bender alternating between alcohol, weed, and codeine.

>>71409358
enjoy your ban you fuckin moron

Ignoring attention whores isn't very satisfying

>>71409358
DUDE

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The breakfast of champs

>>71409333
Ye go fuck yourself chang

>>71409381
>not euroshopper

>>71409394
Bit rich when you've got a higher proportion of Chinese desu mate

>>71409406
LOL

if america used the same definition of white that britain uses then we would be whiter

>>71409296
good for you

i'm just me xD

>>71409422
you include mexicans and arabs as white mate

>>71409422
t. Guzman Gomez, head of the White American club

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>>71409109

>>71409398
There used to be a paki shop near me that pretty much just sold euroshopper shit but it shut down about 6 months ago

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gonna do another wank

>>71409474
that looks like a man...

>load up Chromium after mucking about in firefox for a while
woah... so this is what true speed feels like

>>71409474
She has a very manlike body

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>>71409513

>>71409507
Fucking NEEEEEEEEERRRRRRDDDDDDDDDD

I just realized that hood is short for neighborhood

>load up Lynx after mucking about in chromium for a while
woah... so this is what true speed feels like

>>71409551
Do you know what E.T. is short for?

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wales is the best part of the UK d-e-s-u

CHESS mates

Just one fast one today so get in while ya can

https://en.lichess.org/zY1MYSu0

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>>71409585

Anyone remember the cuckold Mario gimmick

Any of you lads watched UFC Fight Night 105 tonight?

>>71409603
oh fuck off, do it properly if you're going to do it

>>71409607
No I didn't lad was it any good? Last UFC I watched was Michael bisping but I had to stay up really late for it so CBA anymore

>>71409560
Lynx is for manchildren

The only thing I buy that's manufactured in America is crunchy peanut butter from aldi

>>71409630
>gui kiddie
never reply to me or my posts ever again

>>71409625

Only saw the final three fights. The highlight of those was definitely the heavyweight main event, Derrick Lewish vs. Travis Browne.

Brutal, brutal, brutal.

When somebody uploads the fight online, you gotta check it out. I won't give it away. It's worth watching by far.

doing a burzum listen

UFC is boring and is for edgy teens

boxing is the best and is for the gentry

>>71409662
did the man hit the other man?

>>71409664
good

should be illegal to name children john or michael

>>71409730
my name is michael

>>71409699
Both of them are boring, any normal person has a passing Interest in both and only watches the fun fights not the boring slog

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sometimes it feels like the leftists are mocking themselves

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4R27wVIz5mI

it's just a prank, bro

>>71409761
lol el mexicANO would love that meme

>>71409738
my condolences

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did my wank

>>71409775
my surname is also extremely common to the point where i can't be doxxed even also knowing my town or birthday

I don't smoke weed or cess

>>71409812
i eat cress

>>71409810
Post them then

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Ah yes, another one for the gallery

i believe that the white race deserves to be protected and because white birth rates are so low and nonwhite birthrates are so high i cannot in good conscience support the immigration of nonwhite people into white countries because it will mean the dying out of a people

demographics are destiny
just ask the native americans how they feel about europeans coming to their land

>>71409625

Found it online. http://fullmmavideos.com/derrick-lewis-vs-travis-browne-full-fight/

Absolute carnage.

>>71409706
yes

>>71409810
fuck off michael smith/brown/rodriguez/johnson/williams/jones

>>71409886
>not using the 3d graphics

>>71409930
3d graphics for chess is gross

>>71409946
ever played chess in real life you fucking pleb

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Four word:

Hella.

Fuckin.

Ep.

ic.

just had to delete a bunch of tv shows from my external hard drive to make way for my porn

HOWLING

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQg-Q0agW_0

bored

>5 years time came out 9 years ago

Christ

>>71410000

I think the more intelligent you are the less intuitive and more rational you become and so you become less clannish. Leftism in general is a sliding scale of universality, and this is why in a different study I've read showed that rightists can easily imitate leftists whilst leftists cannot because they have a poor conception of loyalty or whatever drives people to bond themselves irrationally with their own kind for better or worse.

>>71410005
was hoping he would get driven by

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Does anal sex cure depression?

Asking for a friend.

Brasileiros morando na austrália, me quotem.

>>71410065
Shut the fuck up

>>71410065
leftism is more clannish than rightism, it's basically a cult

Post some songs that cheer you up laddos

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>leftism is more clannish than rightism, it's basically a cult

>>71410102
E ai cara moro na Austria, pode ser?

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>leftism is more clannish than rightism, it's basically a cult

>>71410128
Que maneiro, pode sim.

>>71410126
yahtzee is a lefty cuck

>>71410089

I've done anal a few times. Tbh it's really not that great. After you cum you're just left staring at yourself in the mirror with your dick in hand and a sharpie up your arse. Wouldn't recommend desu

>>71410109
It's identitarian in a universal way rather than national.

>>71410107
peruano

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>yahtzee is a lefty cuck

Anyone remember the crisps and slags meme

FOY

the new right is just a contrarian reflection of the left, you can't make value statements of their supporters because their mindsets are identical

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>the new right is just a contrarian reflection of the left, you can't make value statements of their supporters because their mindsets are identical

>>71410180
there is no "new right"

>>71410180
Nah it's just lads that don't like immigrants then try to think of some intellectual justification for it cos otherwise you can get arrested

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>>71410146
>sharpie up your arse

This is not what I meant

>>71410195
annatko poikapimppaa?

>>71410188
ah yes, trump definitely represents the mainstream american republican movement of the last 10-20 years

>>71410193
the left hates rich crackers and tries to justify it with muh oppression

learning about laos

>>71410193
>intellectual justification

There often isn't one. The main drive is the intuitive longing to preserve one's culture, loyalty. Leftists see migrants as taxable units.

We're all in here

>>>/r9k/35000229

>>>/r9k/35000229

>>>/r9k/35000229

>>71410226
excellent post

Apparently you should always avoid free refills at fast food places because they never clean the machines

Feel like my world's been torn apart

Whenever I go subway I have one of each of the different diet Pepsis (vanilla, cherry, lemon, lime and normal) to get my money's worth

>>71410259
can confirm. worked at mcdonalds for 2 months and never once saw them being cleaned

>>71410270
when I worked there the nozzles got cleaned

There really isn't any way for them to get dirty in a disgusting way. It's airtight and pressurized. The ice machine was a real hotbed for bacteria.

>>71410286
we didn't work at the same place you fucking nigger

>>71410298
I've seen no variance in drink machines 2bh

>>71410310
WE DIDN'T WORK IN THE SAME FUCKING LOCATION SO YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHETHER THEY WERE CLEANED OR NOT YOU FUCKING RETARD

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the lass

>yanks
no thanks

It's now been 72 hours since I last showered

Am smelling delightfully ripe

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THE MECHANICS OF EVERY DRINK MACHINE IVE SEEN HAVE BEEN IDENTICAL REGARDLESS OF WHETHER THE NOZZLES WERE CLENAERD OR NOT11!!!! ! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!

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>>71410259
>Whenever I go subway I have one of each of the different diet Pepsis (vanilla, cherry, lemon, lime and normal) to get my money's worth

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>>71410332
Why did manjaw over here become popular when there was a qtp2t right next to her

>>71410346
would smell your pants t b h.

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>>71410361
thought the same thing 2bh

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>tfw no hippie gf

just had sex not 20 minutes ago

>>71410411
pics

terrible thread, and it's all the yank's fault

>>71410411
>>71410416
samefag

>>71410360
What's wrong with it? I only go once every few months and like to get good value

>>71410422
Poorto Rico

>>71410212
he has 90% support within the GOP

feckin slags

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ve68mGiR_cU

Just realised Amazon prime now exists

Gonna order something for brekkie

>>71410416
she left already

>>71410436
United Sharts of America

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which one is actually cuter?

wish i had anything resembling a skill

>>71410449
>not video recording every sex session in case she claims you raped her

>>71410464
look at those soulless lefty eyes. they are beyond repair. all they know is bernie sanders and blacked.com

>>71410470
>wanting physical video evidence of your rape

>>71410464
how is that even a question

>>71410470
I feel like that's less of a possibility than people say

besides we have explicit chat logs and stuff I suppose

>>71410484
>are you sure you want to have sex?
>yes
>have you had anything to drink?
>no
>okay, just tell me to stop if you change your mind
and you are literally set

>>71409266

So you believe that gender roles are real and there are fundamental differences in men and women's brains?

We live in a modern society where they have the freedom to embrace whatever lifestyle, appearance and habits they choose. You can be a feminine man or a masculine woman and that's fine by me. Appearing or acting as traditional models of either does not make you the other.

>>71410464
Left looks like a depressed 14 year old boy
Right has chinky cheeks and slight slit eyes

>>71410496

are there actually people who dont do this? fucking rapists itt

you fuckin mutt

>>71410496
after the first time I think you have implied consent as long as she doesn't say no or try to get away from you or something

>>71410507
i always get them to sign something first. best to be safe desu

>>71410523
>b-but I changed my mind, so it's rape

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>hi anon
>youre not a fascist are you?

>>71410543

Why yes I am

>>71410543
why are women such pigs

it's not hard to clean a sink

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>>71410543
me top right

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>>71410566

>>71410566
what did she mean by this?

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started designing a pizza themed card game a few years ago. never finished it tho.

r8

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>>71410599
alternate design

>>71410599
>>71410606
fasinating

bum has never felt so empty of poo

>>71410599

That looks very neat. I like it :)

>>71410498
trannies are contradictions
gender is supposedly a meaningless a social construct yet it's imperative you fuck up your hormones, health and all relationships with family so you can blindly pursue a manufactured gender

>>71410599
what are the rules lad?

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>why are women such pigs

>>71410654
>tfw haven't worked out in 2 weeks
feels like shit

i'm a right wing libertarian even though i live on welfare

>>71410682
alri rand
shouldn't you be dead?

>>71410699
she didn't live on welfare, she got medicare for her cancer though

all ayn rands should be killed

>>71410633
:3

>>71410643

It's just a regular card drafting game, nothing breakthrough. I was inspired by a boardgame I played as a child at my grandpa's house, so the age range would be like 6-11.

There are 13 different ingredient cards worth different values depending on how tasty the ingredient is. The base pizza is whole-grain crust + mozzarella cheese + tomato sauce, and any additional ingredients add additional points to it. Player with the most delicious (highest scoring) order at the end wins the round.

Another game would be a certain pizza is selected before the round (such as green pepper + ham) and the objective is to be the first player to be able to make that pizza.

ayn rand did nothing wrong

>>71410740
>6-11
plus parents, I should specify.

>>71410682
Are you the same Australian who keeps saying they're going to kill themselves soon?

>>71410721
so welfare?

>>71410759
she didn't live on welfare, she got medicare for her cancer though

>>71410759
Ayn Rand put three children through college while working as a waitress in the ghetto

>>71410740
would play/10

>>71410748
that describes every australian here

love playing card games only to not take it seriously and cheat incessantly. I have always been that guy.

>>71410786
ever sucked a cock before?

>>71410765
>In 1976, she retired from writing her newsletter and, despite her initial objections, allowed Evva Pryor, a social worker from her attorney's office, to enroll her in Social Security and Medicare.
>social security
so welfare?

>>71410798
she never enrolled in social security

>>71410793
yeah, 2 in fact

>(((ayn rand)))

a bolshevik plant

>>71410778
Thanks, bud. Might try working on it some more now that I'm laid-off and have some free time. The only reason I stopped working on it is because my Photoshop skills are very limited and I was only able to barely pull together a few graphics, but the more difficult ones like pineapple stumped me. That's why I designed an alternate that ditched the graphic and just had short facts and tidbits, but if it's aimed towards families with kids then it really aught to have the pictures of the ingredients.

>>71410838
would you ever suck an american lad off x

>>71410727
why doesn't mr. man like ayn rand? seems pretty compatible with his beliefs

>>71410846
>cripplecocks
nah

imagine being old and dying and not having any kids and therefore no one coming to see you on your deathbed

this is why i'll kill myself if i dont have any kids by the time i'm 50

>>71410843
>>71410843
to successfully promote objectivism and liberty?

>>71410822
>alternative facts

>>71410881
>successfully

>>71410874
Don't worry lads we'll all still be shitposting here when we're old

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>>71410855

Participating
Reading
>>71407068 Responding

>>71410874
ok rand you've had your fun now fuck off

>>71410881
To undermine the family unit and destroy traditional Christian morality and obligation

>>71410893
doubt that at the rate gookmoot keeps fucking it up

Ran out of CUNTING peas

>>71410924
peas have almost no nutritional value whatsoever, you might as well eat cardboard

>>71410939wrong.

>>71410892
highest selling book at the time i think

>>71410908
how?

>>71410939
and yet are immensely high in calories

fat brit burger shit

i havent read any of ayn rand's books but molyneux says they're good so i think they're good

The wagies on my street certainly looked dead inside this fine morning

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trying hard to think of something more vile than steamed peas

i got nothing

>>71410980
feces mixed with vomit with maggots in it

>>71410939
Why do mongs make this claim about various vegetables because they have low MACROnutrient levels not realising the whole point of eating vegetables is micronutrients and fibre

Stupid

dont even look at what nutrients or calories are in food before shovelling it in my mouth
130kg and proud

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>>71410980
mushy peas are delish, bud.

>>71411017
tastes like poo actually

>>71410980
Ahh yes the American hates vegetables very fucking surprising

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>>71410977

>>71410993
frozen veggies have most of their veggies leached I think

>>71410980
when your mom decides that dinner isn't complete without a raw potato microwaved for ten minutes and is thus baked

>>71411055
*nutrition leached

>>71411030
i wouldn't know what poo tastes like desu

could someone explain the difference between macklemore and mac miller?

what do we think of tottenham?

>>71411077
mushy peas

>>71411017
>taskbar on the side

hope you die

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>the Mama's Boy archetype: the Oedipal child, inflated beyond mortal dimensions, cannot be bound to one woman, he can never be satisfied in "mortal" love as he is obsessed with the idea of the "goddess" personified by his mother yet not his mother but her ideal.
>he is auto-erotic, he may compulsively masturbate, he may be obsessed with pornography, seeking the "goddess" in the nearly infinite forms of the female body.
>the mamas boy lacking in all mature energies wants just 'to be'; he does not want to do what it takes to actually have union with a mortal woman and deal with all the complex feelings involved in a mature intimate relationship.
>he does not want to take responsibility.

ayn rand

quints

>>71411129
all ivorians should be killed

>>71411111

>>71411098
had a bloke at work who would have it on the top
made me sick to the stomach

wish i could set the heating to come on half an hour before i get up

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>>71411099
>the Dreamer archetype: the opposite pole of the Mama's boy, he is even more passive as unlike the mamas boy he does not actively seek "mother"
>the Dreamer feels isolated and cut-off from all human relationships, they seem intangible fantastical things to him, he is far more focused on the world of "imagination" within him, as in this self-affirming dream world he has no responsibility and needs no effort to achieve things
>as a result he may be detached, accomplish little, and seem withdrawn/depressed.
>often his dreams dent to be melancholy on one hand, or highly idyllic on the other.

nary a fucking word. get cancer fucking leaf

>>71411213
t. High Chair Tyrant archetype

/r/Ireland/ has pretty good craic if I'm being honest

>>71411164
You mean you wake up a different time every day so can't predict it or just your heating doesn't let you do that? If it's the second that's fucked

>>71411273
where do i read these? are these actual archetypes described by jung?

>>71411187
me

>>71411274
oh fuck off micked you reddit cunt

>>71411099
>>71411187
somehow i can relate to both of these

don't reply to me ever again, reddit: the country

>>71411298
>reddit: the country
you mean finland?

>>71411280
no i get up roughly the same time

but my heating just has a dial for controls nothing else, not sure how i'm supposed to program that

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>>71411297
because they are a bipolar state, someone who is unable to achieve a mature balanced emotional state will often volley back between these "shadow" archetypes
>>71411283
yea they are, from this book I'm reading now
King Warrior Magician Lover

well good morning

>>71411368
bit cold out

>>71411325
Psychoanalysis is smug pseudo-intellectual wankery, usually pursued by some effete prick using it as a coping mechanism

about as useful as astrology

having a bowl of fruit loops

don't really taste like fruit

>>71411404
oh fuck off

why are women so disgusting
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487572349098.webm

scared of sleeping coz i had bad dreams last night where i got bullied by the rough kids and it made me feel inadequate ;/

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>>71411378
Tell me about your father and mother

>>71411458
what's going on here?

>>71411458
my sister was like that, used to just fart nonchalantly and burp, fucking grot

>>71411325
Why do people put so much faith in pseud shit like this?

>>71411490
man that show was weird

>>71411490
both are sexy

Went to one of them proper big Tesco's last week and in the international foods bit they had an American section with some fucking weird shit

'marshmellow fluff' that you're meant to put on your toast, Yanks are mad

>>71411503
my sister used to get in front of the tv when i was watching it and moon me

>>71411505
actual autism

>>71411519
>'marshmellow fluff' that you're meant to put on your
literally nobody puts that on toast. it is meant for baking applications like those rice crispy things you pom cunt

>>71411503
>fart
how do you know it was coming from her bum 0_o

>>71411503
>grot
nice word
will use

>>71411519
where do you live that fluff is exotic to you?

>>71411548
that wasn't my butthole you guys, that was my pussy

scary to think that most of the yank posters are nonwhite
I could be talking to a negro and I wouldn't even know. Chilling

>>71411563
>>71411542
Oh FUCK off

>>71411505
>implying the thought and social processes behind our cultural symbols and internalized ones have no importance.

this attitude is why so many are immature and "malformed" emotionally as well as mentally.

in the past, the social structure would facilitate proper psychological development through rituals and such.
in the modern age that's no more and we have to do it consciously.

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>>71411577
rich coming from you, mick

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>>71411542
Wrong!

>>71411583
Don't fucking care and won't be reading any of this you stupid twat

>>71411590
what sort of sad cunt saves such an unremarkable post from the archive

what possessed you to do that

>>71411603
why are you so upset?

There's something very satisfying about being extremely hungry lads

>leaf cunt thinks uncooked bread is toast
odd. do they have toasters up there?

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>>71411604

>>71411620
it's dough, a toaster isn't cooking it

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woke up to swollen balls
tragic.

>>71411631
non toasted bread I meant

>>71411631
yes it does

Just realised you can get a 1 litre bottle of sugar free own brand Morrison's energy drink for 86 pence

Before I'd been getting those 250ml cans of Tesco blue spark for like 40p

This tastes so much better too

looked up my best friend from preschool on the ol' normiebook and he grew up to be gay

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>>71411604
>>71411641

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off to work.
enjoy your "day", NEETlets

>>71411656
grim

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My dog brought me some dirt today

>>71411708
already saw it on reddit earlier

Christ this Stoke by election is like a fucking the thick of it episode

First Paul nuttall pretends to live in Stoke, gets found out

Lies about being at Hillsborough

And now this

http://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/video-ukip-member-caught-on-cctv-urinating-and-trying-to-push-way-into-oap-s-home-in-stoke-central/story-30147297-detail/story.html

Police have launched an investigation after a man delivering Ukip leaflets was caught on CCTV urinating on an elderly woman's fence before trying to push his way into her home.

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>>71411701
today is Family Day so everyone has it off dummy

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>>71411701
Remember to work extra hard mr shekelstein!

>>71408112
>>71408112
>>71408112
migrate

dogs are the fucking worst
>hmm why yes I do want to pick up shit after a dirty fucking animal that licks me

>>71411730
she'd be fitter without the body stocking