Cum Man edition
LE TONGUE LE TONGUE
YEAAAAAH
>>71391558
>>71391558
>>71391558 real thread
>>71391558
why are americans so autistic?
i miss the other Conway anon ;_;
conway get on the bed right NOW
no sexy pictures of presidents :(
good thread
>le fuck up thread transition on purpose meme
I know of at least 5 generals where this is a meme and I browse only 2 boards
Everything's going to be closed tomorrow. Fuck.
>>71405350
Foot"""""Krauts""""" posts were deleted which is the only reason it's below bump limit. Fuck off.
>>71405350
>Being a nigger
>>71405366
Don't judge
>>71405347
Feline women are hella fine.
>>71405378
Why?
>>71405373
no one cares
>>71405381
>Fuck off.
jump off a bridge you dumb fuckign s hitstain
>>71405400
el presidente's day
>>71405406
No.
>>71405395
That's a boy
>>71405369
I have to stay pure
I really should go outside tomorrow but I think it might rain. I don't want to use it as an excuse because I haven't seen another person since Friday and if I don't do something I won't see anyone until Tuesday.
>>71405400
Won't state and federal all be closed up?
> autohide: #name(Pahá Sápa
>>71405378
I'm pissed there's no mail delivery
Bought some new anal beeds and don't think I can last waiting another day
>>71405378
>>71405407
>my college is open tomorrow
It sucks
>>71405438
are you drunk right now?
>>71405438
You made a good decision
>>71405413
Why don't Americans celebrate Family Day?
>>71405435
idk, the academic calendar for my uni doesn't say anything
>>71405450
no why do you presume so?
>>71405443
You can afford university. That's not something to shirk.
I've never met a girl named Cathy who was a nice person desu
>>71405452
Everyday is family day, you nigger
Do Canadians always celebrate basic necessities in life?
https://youtu.be/jzO7E6Ac4DI
>have to go to class tomorrow
>they traded presidents' day for MLK day
>>71405476
i was just trying to make conversation :(
that's my go to small talk start-up :(
>>71405540
My school did this too
You in Florida?
>>71405540
You should appreciate someone has invested in your future.
>>71405558
No, he's from Oregon.
>>71405540
Mine too. It's fucking retarded.
>>71405438
Good choice
>>71405528
Forbidden chocolate?
>>71405528
Yes
Rate my stickers
>>71405616
show dic
Who /blackfatherwhitemother/ here?
>>71405554
please dont use smileys in non-ironical way
no i don't really drink apart from beer with food or maybe in the future some whiskey before bed
>>71405629
nah
Who /brokenfamily/ here?
tatami galaxy was shit
>>71405645
Me haha
I'm going to completely block 4chan on my phone and laptop in the summer
>>71405630
you in the middle?
>>71405630
>>71405645
Reporting in
>Americans can't celebrate Family Day because it would offend the negroes
>>71405674
Sean is a white man of Franco-Italian heritage.
>>71405670
For what reason? Why not now?
>>71405670
I'll miss you :/
>>71405637
i'm sorry about the smiley thing :(
>>71405691
Hey, as white trash from a broken family, I too would be offended.
>>71405703
would you miss me
>>71405701
I'm going to Montreal in the summer.
>:(
>>71405716
Yes
>>71405670
See you [the day after you block 4chan]
fuck redheads
hope they shut the borders down a day after summer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMPSyOB2qNo
YOUNG MAN
>>71405744
I'd fuck redheads. They won't fuck me though.
This is pretty much what the average Canadian woman looks like
>>71405736
If you see me posting with an American flag, it's not going to be me.
>>71405766
I'll take three, please.
This is pretty much what the average Canadian family looks like
>>71405774
gonna track you down and drown you in the st lawrence
>>71405625
Cancer/10
STOP CALLING ME GAY
>>71405799
I'll HEEM you, kiddo
haha time for tetris
>>71405817
You are gay tho
>>71405720
is that a >:(
or
>:(
:( i cant tell
>I'll HEEM you, kiddo
>>71405774
Can you get at least 3 Canadian girls to swallow your cum while you're there?
Make that your trip objective.
>>71405837
STOP IT
>>71405838
> :(
>>71405850
That's not gonna happen
>>71405859
u
r
gay
>>I'll HEEM you, kiddo
>>71405881
I
WILL
FUCKING
HEEM
YOU
>>71405867
Why? You a bender or something?
BE
A
MAN
AMONG
MEN
>>71405772
Well, buds?
>>71405890
I'm going to Montreal because my girlfriend is from there and I'm visiting her family.
NESQUIK BUNNY THOHG RIDIN UP THAT ASS
>>>I'll HEEM you, kiddo
What have you done to help awaken your peers recently, /cum/?
>>>>I'll HEEM you, kiddo
>>>>>I'll HEEM you, kiddo
If I see that smug fucking toad one more time
>>71405993
What are you buds listening too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YfUlhqLdScY
>>71405939
Oh, carry on then. project cuck canada will have to happen when I go to Brampton
>>>>>>I'll HEEM you, kiddo
it seems real negro hours are over boys
>>71406007
>Canadians
>in Brampton
>>71406005
https://youtu.be/qcOiJnWniWg
>>71406005
Unironically jihadi nasheeds.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TePBKnOta4o
>another week of wageslavery begins tomorrow
So sick of that shitty labourer job
>>71406005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mNpcG4Jag8
>>71406005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlcY_enzwmI
>>71406005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDjqFpgnobE
>>71406005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXbHcBq9ShE
Fucking normies. Fucking NORMIES.
if i ask you guys to stop posting some things would you stop?
>>71406112
>Nova Scotia
What happens there?
>>71406127
If you're nice about it
>>71406127
Depends what it is
>>71406127
Depends, there are somethings I'll never stop posting like my waifu and frog images
>>71406134
Some pretty good shit, Oxycontin addicts firebombing muslims. Fish. Mountains. Fish. Road construction, Poor people. Fish.
>HURRR DURRR WHITE MASTER RACE
king of the hill really wasnt that good looking back
>>71406167
>>71406168
This is why people don't like minorities.
>>71406168
shut your mouth yank
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
>it's another "cannibal native makes fun of the race that conquered his people" episode
>>71406163
What's Halifax like?
>>71406168
Literally the best cartoon ever made.
>>71406247
I wouldn't know. I've never left the island.
>>71406210
For the Canucks here.
>>71406286
>so desperate he's asking Canadians
Shan't
>In 1991 during the filming for 'Point Break' Keanu Reeves (whose role involved playing rookie FBI agent 'Johnny Utah') was surfing with co-stars when a small child was dragged under the waves and began to struggle to stay above surface. As his co-stars rushed to help, Reeves held out an arm infront of them, stopping them and was reported saying by Lori Petty (who played the character Tyler Endicott in the film) "The waves have claimed her, let her fight for her own life". The crew, dumbfounded, proceeded to watch her struggle until her body disappeared beneath the waves, lifeless. He was later spotted outside the child's house, making drowning gestures and thanking the family for their child's sacrifice to the great ocean.
>>71406232
the race of people that conquered my people have the shortest dicks
so I don't really feel any anger, just pity that there are people so insecure
>>71406270
Another new episode of The Curse of Oak Island airing tonight. As always, nothing speacial will happen.
>>71406286
>he advertises his shitty fallen empire club in other generals
pathetic
>>71406286
fuck off, chav
>>71406339
East Asians conquered your people?
>>71406378
Actually, there conquering the west
East Asians are conquering White people, why is it always the ones with the shortest dicks?
Harry Potter is the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
>a-at least the books were good though r-right
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
>>71406418
>there conquering
Why can't darkies into complex language?
>she called me "such a nerd" for listening to 80s music
eeeeehhhhhhhhhh
>>71406286
fuck off
I don't like brits tbqh lads
>>71406445
>White people using intelligence to compensate for manhood
>>71406480
who does?
fucking stinky abdul muhamed
>says the weeb
>>71406470
Good taste anon
>>71406480
Understandable, way too arrogant about Britain, even thought the days of the empire are long, long since over.
Post the last five songs you favorited on Youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwGi9GyB4o4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_DX1A7f43o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_aQgmFXRYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOJ0JWK1FL0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED5s1-Fe9FA
>>71406470
That's a compliment these days, you dickhead.
why are the mexican the worst posters in these thread? all the messages are just absolute dogshit
>>71406500
tx
>>71406525
yeah i know, i just dislike the association of the word 'nerd' with pretty much anything slightly not normal
>>71406533
we scared off all the good ones
>>71406486
Are you trying to catch some BWC online?
>>71406533
They're the same message
cheated my diet buds
Been doing good too
cook that peanut cheese cream hit me with that lemon punch got my flavor paste meet me in the parking lot
>>71406578
I made a baked potato with cheese and bacon for dinner
>>71406578
Only Superman does good
>autohide: #ihash(2066560)
>>71406599
only?
so if you contribute to charity you're just a sack of shit still?
FUCk you conway
>>71406470
normalfags are completely braindead
For lunch, I had a little sandwhich from Dunkin Donuts.
For dinner, I ate two bowls of spaghetti (no sauce, just salt).
Then I had two cookies. I feel bad about that
>>71406610
>not keeping it for yourself and using it to perpetuate your genes
faggot
>>71406550
>Being so insecure, white people payed prostitutes to be featured in pornos to promote diversity
>>71406480
I only really like Brit women tbqhhn kinda fetish them sadly
>says the weeb
>>71406646
>jkal;dsfnckl;anciopenjak;fdnkl;
>>71406646
You're shitting up the thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tMnGmoLS6zo
Post music
>>71406629
no you're the faggot~
>>71406668
I need to wax again
>>71406624
not really healthy t b h
why dont you make proper and healthy food?
this man is my hero
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-3IdNPr1Sg
join the /cum/ discord channel
the original one!
https://discord.gg/pESNuBK
only for a limited time
>>71406631
>payed
Where has BajaChan been?
>>71406695
i bet its full of homo-weebs and mexican low lifes
>>71406705
Work
>>71406684
show me when you're done nerd
>>71406705
BajaChan (real one) was here yesterday and the day before iirc.
>says the weaboo
>>71406717
noh
>>71406711
>i bet its full of homo-weebs and mexican low lifes
>says the chink shitposting at 4;35 am
desu is true, thats why we need more people.
dumb caraposter
>>71406750
gonna kms
>>71406790
give me your steam first
wow
cum is actually good now
> We could've a war hero POTUS and a THICC Aryan goddess as the first daughter
> Instead we chose a human cheeto who can't stop tweeting with a slimy jewess first ""daughter""
Mistakes were made
Only quit my post only when properly relieved
Kraut leaves the quality drops
Really makes one think...
>>71406850
>hero
I prefer people who didn't get caught
>>71405318
Burgers et al. are unironically arguing about illegal immigrants in there. Do people really care about them?
Ivanka puts that girl to shame though
Plus Barron is pretty based
>>71406810
>needing to filter
you a pussy
>>71406850
wait wait wait THATS McCain's daughter? We made a mistake, big goddamn mistake!
>says the weeb
>>71406871
(USER WAS DEPORTED FOR THIS POST)
miss me /cum/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPPBIoBp8cc
important video
ah yes
>>71406893
Yes
>>71406893
The Spanish explorer is back
>>71406893
Not really
>>71406878
i dont need it but its highly beneficial
i mean I HOPE you have filters in your water system OR are you letting the globalist get you with the fluoridated pisswater that blocks your brain from reaching the 4rd dimension
>>71406912
For the million time.
if you fuck a man you are taking away his virility, how can that be gay?
What do you think super male vitality®™ is made of?
Now hiring: https://www.ice.gov/careers
>>71406863
Funny. I prefer people who didn't dodge the draft like pussies, to each their own.
>>71406879
Her weight fluctuates a lot, but she's reached peak THICC a couple of times.
>>71406947
>posts a boyish girl
>willing to fuck faggots
When will you just come out of the closet fag?
>>71406986
BONE SPURS
>>71406937
puss puss
>>71406989
>he is insecure about his sexuality
How can you call yourself heterosexual if you do not fuck another man? Are you afraid of becoming gay?
Cara beaner should be publicly executed.
>says the weeb
>>71406667
I only listen to things on 4chan
http://i.4cdn.org/f/heartbeat.swf
varg is a prophet come to same us
Watch this
>>71407065
I'm not a weeb though.
is FOX are worst fake news media than CNN?
>>71407073
>come to same us
>>71407103
They're all shit. I get my news from breitbart
>>71407103
>>71407103
No, it's actually less biased.
>>71407103
not really, that's a nigger/liberal meme
>>71407104
well obviously not you
Northern Mexico belongs to America
really NEED a gf to kiss me on the dick
>>71407103
yes
>They're all shit. I get my news from breitbart
>I get my news from breitbart
Do you fags agree
>>71407103
Fox is baised, but is generally no worse, and sometimes better, than most other outlets.
>>71407023
Following that logic, I think you should kill yourself to see if you are alive.
>>71407129
>let's annex more spics
nah
>>71407103
Honestly, it's a race to the bottom.
>>71407129
Victoria, BC is rightful American clay.
>I get my news from breitbart
>>71406423
>the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
GET OUT OF HERE
>>71407129
Maybe we can get someone who isn't a literal traitor to negotiate for us during the next war
>>71407135
What if I look like a girl
>>71407103
everything except dailystormer is fake news
>>71407103
I get all by news from the only unbiased source, CBC
What's /cum/ listening to right now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PIPyPMNnp8
>>71407113
Well meme'd
>>71407146
this is the worst post i've ever seen
>>71407146
where's boipussy
>>71407152
one more from cnn
>>71407146
>mexican footfag
>>71407145
they have to be doing this on purpose
>>71407175
>CBC
>Unbiased
Loving every laugh.
i get my news from styxhexenhammer666 and /pol/
>he doesnt fuck men from time to time to e sure he's still hetero
it isnt called proven man for nothing guys
Get all my Canadian news from my main man Lauren Southern and Rebel Media.
>>71407176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO48Cnl66w
>>71407167
I'm sorry that's not enough
>>71407152
That was a great thing about this US election, watching everyone go from saying "Drumpf is stoopid, you can't rig an election" to "Drumpf hacked the election with Russia!!!"
lel
>>71407188
I didn't make it tho
>>71407176
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntH0EDaYN2Y
>>71407176
https://youtu.be/S4OWJ6C2QA8?t=628
>>71407234
Did you acquire it from another mexican?
But Nell, why won't you marry me?
Because you are too good Dudley!
Οι Μωαμεθανοί πρέπει να πεταχτεί έξω από την Κωνσταντινούπολη για τη δόξα της Χριστιανοσύνης kαι ο Κύριος στον ουρανό.
>tfw no qt ladyboi to milk my cock for hours
im go mcdonalds and buy happy meal. yaaaay!!
>Οι Μωαμεθανοί πρέπει να πεταχτεί έξω από την Κωνσταντινούπολη για τη δόξα της Χριστιανοσύνης kαι ο Κύριος στον ουρανό.
>says the greek
What anime should I be like?
>>71407214
Lauren Southern steals the "news" from mainstream medias, reformulate them in her own condescending way and posts them on Youtube so she gets all of this sweet attention from those /pol/ neckbeards.
>>71407308
naruto
>>71407308
Elfen Lied
>>71407299
Fuck off, Mohammedan scum.
>>71407308
swordart online
>>71407276
FUCK OFF ELROND
>>71407253
Nope, from a thread on /g/
>>71407308
Fairy Tail
>>71407328
once i missed a weekly 3 hour class for watching that anime.
bretty good but still felt like a really low point in my life.
>>71407308
kill la kill
>>71407308
Early seasons of The Simpsons
>>71407287
friend you've got it wrong, you're supposed to milk her without even touching her feminine penis, just her prostate.
>>71407308
boku no pico
whats a job that will give me a nice middle class life but also doesn't contribute to society?
Think I'm gonna abandon my Protestant ways and join the Greek Orthodox Church or the Roman Catholic Church.
>>71407328
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvCpCg0sGkg
>>71407360
weeb
>>71407348
Figures.
Bunch of gay mexicans on there.
https://youtu.be/LybAHotsvOg
I don't appreciate that you guys are giving me joke answers to my question.
>>71407372
pretty much anything
>>71407308
sunabouzu
>>71407373
why would anyone join those heretics?
I've seriously thought about unironically commuting on rollerblades. Why shouldn't I do this, and why does no one else do this?
>>71407402
Cuz it's GAY
>>71407402
it looks gay mostly
>>71407373
luther's pretty based though.
The main things holding me back from Catholicism are that I disagree with the move to making priests celibate, their stance on non-abortion-inducing birth control, and I don't like the current pope
rate me, /cum/
>>71407373
>Think I'm gonna abandon my Protestant ways
>and join the Roman Catholic Church
think you should read the Bible
research Daniel 7 in particular
>>71407402
>rollerblades
>not HEELIES
never gonna make it bruh
ate too much casserole buds
>>71407392
whats one that actively detracts from society?
>>71407412
Oy vey
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2017/2/17/1634836/-Third-white-terrorist-arrested-in-less-than-a-week-White-Americans-3-Muslims-0
>>71407436
begin the purge. Time to go full hollywood in this bitch.
>>71407402
UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
THE CONCEPT OF LOVE
>>71407442
The people are thirsty for the blood of Saracens.
>>71407412
Look like you can really take a dick
>>71407438
bad teachers
Did that one anon ever get their gyaru wig?
>>71407412
>1944x2592
>shit quality
please reduce the size of the photo in your phones camera settings
otherwise
GET A HAIRCUT FUCKING HIPPY WHAT IS THIS THE FUCKING 60'S???
>>71407372
sysadmin
>>71407389
Things have gotten real bad
>>71407472
hey qt
>>71407533
what the fug dude
>>71407410
The "great apostasy" described in 2 Thessalonians 2:3, Matthew 24, Mark 13, Luke 21 etc. is the Catholic church.
>says the weeb
Donald Trump is the antichrist
>>71407465
decent idea but i dont want to have to talk to many people
>>71407490
would kill myself within a year of studying that
>>71407607
He doesn't support the rebuilding of the temple so I doubt it.
play oblivion
>>71407607
No, study Biblical prophecy if you're into obscurity. The antichrist will be a pope. The force of the antichrist, e.g. 'replacement of Christ,' has already commenced, nearly 2000 years ago.
>>71407533
what's good famn how's life?
Only quit my post only when properly relieved