Best Dune ed.
Previously: >>71403219.
cara
*makes love to you*
getting out of bed to roll a spliff
work in 5 hours, I'm a mess
>>71405069
>linking the previous thread
Can we make this a rule?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z9d7Fdi_88
>overrated meme flick
Get your fucking head checked mate
Theory: Chads are only 8/10s at top.
The top tier males are them cute tall fuccbois
Crossdressing is a proud Anglo tradition.
eg: Dame Edna
>tfw 23
>tfw been on the 'chon since 2009
>>71405114
>boys
Pic not related?
entertainment for the night is sorted
>>71405069
The four books after the origional should be considered a single story.
By definition, Chad is the top tier
fucking hell
>>71405060
>>71405118
unironically this. I was in such a state beforehand that 4chan actually improved my life
>>71405133
Nothing wrong with this desu
>>71405126
this is reddit as fuck mate
>>71405124
I'm the only one to do it, saw an irishlad do it once too, but most don't care since the threads are so fast.
stop posting traps or else I might get the urge to fap
>tfw not even that ugly
>tfw have depression and social anxiety
>tfw virgin
>tfw never had a gf
>tfw borderline agoraphobic
>>71405172
Iktf
>>71405076
that was just for show and to placate independence movements across the empire. a lot of those designated ethnicities still had to maintain a secular athiest identity, and theire culture was determined from the gubernent top down
China today also has a lot of minority recognition and psuedo-autonomous provinces but they hate the cunts and are trying to out-breed them as fast as possible
>>71405204
fuck lad, are you me?
What a dune a bout? What'd happened
>>71405203
Post a webm if ur a qt
>190kg master projector
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o9c1w8G94g
Was unironically the best one
>>71405177
no
why do people on here get so annoyed at the thought that new people might turn up?
>>71405258
>origins
>best one
Pick 2-1
trap posting is without a doubt Jewish trickery
>>71405258
>you will never be an immortal and have a brother who you fight alongside for centuries
>>71405172
the people who say 4chan ruined their life just can't reconcile their introspective self with the social demands of society imo
>>71405221
Not being ugly makes it even worse because i know i could get a gf if my brain wasn't fucked
Atleast if i was a fat ugly cunt, i'd have a viable excuse
look mummy i just self diagnosed myself online with fsdgafdgfds-phobia
>>71405274
This desu t.newfag
>>71405278
>tfw Soros hasn't given me the paycheck yet
Wtf
>>71405221
>>71405204
Same
>what anon, you're a virgin
>how?
business idea: trick black men into becoming traps so they all sterilise themselves and remove the testosterone from their bodies, thus heavily reducing the crime rate
>>71405258
>capeshit
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzv4yjGgOPM
>don't have sex for several years
>forget how to do it well
I thought it was like riding a bike...
>>71405308
>Not being ugly makes it even worse because i know i could get a gf if my brain wasn't fucked
exactly
glad someone else feels the same as me
i've had girls compliment my appearance before. nobody has called me ugly. i'm just mentally awful. not cut out for having sex
>>71405330
that doesn't cause crime
2 repeat allele of the MAOA gene
Not op'ning a singl' on' of th's' links
>>71405258
that movie was literal wank with absolutely no charisma.
don't know why i keep on getting asked whether I'd want to ever get married
Used to post on comingsoon.net forums in the lotr ones in early 2000s. Spent nights with the dialup internet after 8pm because it was cheaper. Just looked for hours at threads and stuff. I was so happy.
>>71405359
testosterone probably doesn't help
anyone else /very intelligent but fuck up simple tasks because of social autism and adhd/ here?
Asian boys are cute CUTE
>>71405396
post all you have so I can go to sleep
>>71405133 you too
>>71405342
very good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3DxMEif2eww
>>71405431
>tfw too intelligent to not fuck everything up
need a war movie
Anyone else here a self-diagnosed hyper-genius?
>>71405431
no i'm just a thick spastic lol
Wish I could actually see how ugly these "attractive" virgins are.
if you're on 4chan then you're at least somewhat intelligent
this website acts like a filter
>>71405493
woah...
really made me think.................................................................................................................................................................................
>>71405497
This is true, only a genuinely wise man can appreciate the art form that is poo posting. WA LAH!
>>71405493
literally just a lie
currently chatting with a qt twink on Grindr, things are looking good lads
>>71405541
*Kisses your cheek*
>>71405497
/b/ is the primary filter that keeps the normie spastics out of the rest of 4chan
/soc/ and /pol/ too
>>71405497
not necessarily, look at poleaboo
people will only join a discussion if they know something about it and won't post if they're ignorant on it
>>71405555
Honestly fuck /b/ literally just unfunny normies and porn
>>71405569
>people will only join a discussion if they know something about it and won't post if they're ignorant on it
...
You are saying this is the opposite of intelligent?
>be me
>shagged a fat bird a few times
>she's obsessed
>chat her friends up infront of her
is that chad behaviour?
it felt good to do it
>>71405497
THIS
also, doing a poo lads aha x
>>71405493
Explain Lisicki
>>71405569
People still join a discussion even when they know fuck all and then never reply when you (You) them, part of the reason it's hard to discuss shit on here.
>>71405555
/b/ is basically boot camp before you graduate and move onto different boards
Are asian males the superior females? Seeious question ignore the cringe text
>>71405595
I mean it can appear that posters know what they're talking about here but that's because 3/10 of them are posting about it while 7/10 is sitting back and wondering what the hell is going on while waiting until the discussion switches back to a recent poo
>>71405650
this tee bee heych
I'm a self diagnosed renaissance man
if a girl comes up to you at the gym and starts talking to you does it mean she's attracted to you?
>>71405654
*walks towards you thinking about the ol'cide while doing a poo and a wank*
XDdddd.
>>71405541
If I cover up the willy and imagine its a girl, I can get aroused
Is this what being gay feels like?
>>71405650
started coming to 4chan in 2015, went straight to /pol/ and /tv/
literally never posted once on /b/ tbqh
>>>71405596
its a bit petty but I suppose so
>>71405650
is that still true these days?
I can't imagine any net inflow of people coming to 4chan these days except for /r/the_donald mongs flocking to /pol/
wish pubes would come back into fashion
fucking jewish porn industry trying to normalise noncery
>>71405685
>/pol/
Why? It's just a neo nazi and r/the_donald echochamber circle jerk and if you have an opposing opinion they will spam the thread with strawmen
>>71405675
>talking to bimbos in the gym
It's like you WANT to not make it
>>71405685
you're the cunt that was saying Rick and morty was shit because /tv/ said so right?
you need to go back to the dit
>>71405707
this lad here is literally one of them
>>71405685
>>71405654
Tbh, just to comprehend the humour of most of the jokes here requires an above average intelligence and worldly knowledge.
Normies don't find jokes about the Dresden Bombing or the geopolitical status of the kurds funny because they don't have that knowledge.
>>71405722
I don't post there much any more unless I just want to bait them
it's alright though, biggest board on the site for a reason
>>71405684
>not thinking about his qt willy
Stop
>>71405710
What is japanese porn? Tbqh tho jav is shit
>tfw you can't make harold shipman jokes in public
>It is illegal to posses the codeine part of the Nurofen Plus, but legal when it contains ibuprofen, paracetamol, or other ingredients.
(((Who))) is responsible for this?
>>71405722
/pol/ is right about one broad thing, and that is how the world is absolutely fucked.
All the nuance is just retarded though. Assad and Putin aren't heroes, Donald Trump is a charlatan and climate change is real.
rick and morty is so overrated
it has like two absolutely 10/10 episodes so normies fucking lose their mind when they're danking it up and their other normie friend shows them said episode.
>>71405737
I love the jokes where we pretend to be virgins myself.
>>71405752
Never heard of him, who does he play for?
>>71405685
literally 'ddit: the boards
>>71405727
this particular girl isn't a bimbo
>/brit/ isn't a normie or robot general, it's a *failed* normie general
>>71405748
>jav is shit
exactly, literally every gook woman squeaks like a chew toy, it's annoying
>failed normie
umm sweetie I'm an abnormie
>>71405791
i'm a sub-normie so I'll agree to that.
are any of the podcasts on spotify worth listening to?
>>71405797
>not muting your porn
Absolute pleb
>>71405762
Yeah the world is fucked tbqh
>>71405797
Ik I never understood the appeal of it it seems like they just stay in one position and squeal
>>71405827
lol no
>>71405737
true, but I imagine there's a minority of people that might understand those jokes at face-value without being all too knowledgeable
just look at poleaboo, you can see in the way he writes about interactions with other people or his dad that he fundamentally does not understand the world or the way people work. there's got to be a few more people like that
>>71405791
what's it called where you're just mentally ill but you're still socially aware enough to not at autistic in public?
1. Sub-normie
<POWER-GAP>
9001. Failed normie
9000000000000000000001. Abnormie
>>71405827
>listening to podcasts
Read a fucking book you normie cunt
>>71405770
Haha fellow pussy slayer here ALSO a big fan of these
>he's here
any fembois here?
>>71405770
>pretend
>>71405843
>not listening to qt moans from foreigners with accents
Fucking pleb tier lax
>190kg master projector
might be going to jail soon
might do a 'cide now that my life is irreparably fucked
>>71405877
oh fuck off
>>71405827
"no"
listen to these if you want a good podcasts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YFMT_BVBBsA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k41yYTFZbWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eyl_pCx7JdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAqpY5yCSKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B_KWjVPepE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALus607sH7g
>>71405851
>>71405864
ok
>>71405880
I don't listen to podcasts, was going to give it a try
been meaning to read a book for a while but haven't got around to it
might go amsterdam with a couple of mates this summer and the brexit stuff will have started by then, will it still be fine travelling?
>>71405865
>does not understand the world or the way people work
This is just autism. Nobody here understands that shit, you wouldn't post here if you did. But it's different from intelligence.
>>71405877
whats a sub normie?
>>71405923
fuck off normie, something you wouldn't get.
>>71405897
no.
>>71405797
What's up with the dudes' nips (heh) always being flicked and licked?
Are they extra sensitive over there?
>>71405901
Got caught shagging a kangaroo? haha waheeeeyyy
>there are people whose sole achievement in life is claiming to post on 4chan for longer than other people
doing a howl
>>71405937
well im a femboi and im here sweetie
>>71405923
Sub normie is what failed normies call themselves to feel better about failing in life.
>>71405911
Listen to the pussycast
>>71405940
nah shagging a roo is perfectly legal
>>71405956
ew.
someone should spam ir porn at varg
>>71405956
Fembois are cute p-post pics
If yo girl go out with her girl friends & doesn't post one single thing on snapchat that night. Just know you got cheated on.
Always feel good after a little 'xercise
>>71405975
*gives your willy a squeeze*
>>71405784
the "reddit" boards are /co/, /a/ and /sci/
matched with a lass who's bio is literally an obituary for her nan
>R. I . P NANNY !! you were the best nan i could ever ask for ... etc
y/n?
>>71405987
Do you run a couple laps around your hobbit hole?
>>71405999
>repeating digits
its a sign lad
had some eggnog last friday
>>71405988
*erection instantly goes away*
>>71405988
*grabs your bum*
>>71405998
/pol/ and /tv/ are the popular hubs for redditposting though
>>71406006
Couple squats over the local wizard
my best friend is black and i'm the rorkiest rorke who ever rorked
>>71406046
and yet /pol/ whines about reddit endlessly
work that one out
really want a subway
>>71406075
well obviously they whine about it
they go there
>>71406089
more of a car guy meself :)
Too enlightened to be a "sub normie" as that implies I've ever attempted to lower myself to the level of the "commons"
stomach feels tight after eating rice. Help
Any fembois in the south west I love you qts
me on the right
*runs finger along lip*
just see how it goes
>>71406114
I just want something with chicken and chipotle southwest sauce desu
FOP
>>71406139
and toasted pls
also cheese
>>71406139
Is it still Southwest sauce if you're in Britland?
*runs finger along tip*
something something ausie gay cunts
>>71406139
>not steak and cheesing it
mate...
>>71406158
yeah it's an american thing isn't it?
>>71406171
steak does not belong in a sub
Runt, Prole and Pleb are much better terms than "normie" because they more accurately describe these sorts of people.
>>71406171
cheese does not belong on steak
>>71406121
Kernow
>there are people on brit who don't play gsgs
HOWLING AT YOU NONCES
can he fix Leicester City?
I quite enjoy peanut butter
>>71406179
I dunno prolly
look at me
i just can't believe
what they've done to me
Keep your head down Fritzy boy
Keep your head down Fritzy boy
Last night in the pale moon light
We saw you – we saw you
You were mending your broken wire
And we opened rapid fire
If you want to see your mother
And your fatherland
Keep your head down Fritzy boy.
Hold your hands up Fritzy boy
Hold your hands up Fritzy boy
Just tonight in the pale moonlight
We saw you -we saw you
We were laying some more wire
And we nearly opened fire.
If you want to see your mother
And your fatherland
Keep your hands up Fritzy boy.
Keep your head down, Fusilier
Keep your head down, Fusilier
There’s a bloody great Hun
With a bloody great gun
Who’ll shoot you;
Who’ll shoot you
There’s a sniper up a tree,
He’s waiting for you and me,
If you really want to see ole
Blighty once more
Keep your head down Fusilier.
Does anyone have the template with the increasing levels of intelligence
>>71406218
fuck off you stupid kiwi cunt before you even think about opening that jar near this thread I am bloody allergic you fucking maniac
>it'll never be good old Britain again
:(
What have you done
>>71406209
Based
t.Resident of Gloucestershire
EEEEeEEEEEeEEEVEEEEN FLLLOO000O0O0W0WWWW
>>71406242
*rubs peanut butter on penis*
Hi guys?
alri lads
started watching the x-files
much better than modern tv. wish I was an 80s kid 2bh
>>71406276
hi?
ah yes 2:16am on a sunday night
here we are
all the lads
>>71406276
Hello?
sometimes I wonder if I'm even going to make it to 25, let alone 30
it's a scary world
Any updates on Tim?
Glorious! Glorious!
One barrel of beer among the four of us
Thank the lord there are no more of us
'Cos one of us could drink the bloody lot.
Bombed last night
Bombed the night before
Gonna get bombed tonight
If we never get bombed any more.
When we’re bombed
We’re scared as we can be.
God damn those bombing planes
That come from Germany.
They’re over us, they’re over us
Only one shell hole for the four of us
Thank the lord that three can run
So one of us can fill it all alone.
Gassed last night, gassed the night before
Gonna get gassed tonight
If we never get gassed any more.
When we’re gassed
We’re as sick as we can be.
Cos phosgene and mustard
Gas is much too much for me.
They’re warning us, they’re warning us
One gas mask among the four of us.
Glory be to god that three of us can run
So one of us can use it all alone.
>>71406240
this?
>>71406276
Are u u a qt boy
>>71406311
>>71406288
Hi lads
name a flaw
>>71406328
ye, cheers laddo
>>71406313
sometimes I think nothing is real and my life is one grand illusion that is the punishment for my life before
me,
Rate
Hey 4chan!
New meme here, fresh from /r/Le_Pen
Enjoy guys! This one's on me.
Love from
Your cousin Reddit
>>71406336
What flaw? There are none
EVEN FLOW
AND THE RED LIGHT BUTTER FLY
OH HE DONT KNOW
SO HE CHASES THEM AWAAYAYAYAYAYAY
SOMETHING SAID
GIVE HIS LIFE AGAIN
OH WHISKEY HAIR
AND HE'S OVER THERE
I fucking love nirvana
>>71406313
My life direction is very far from what i thought it would be, but not bad.
>>71406354
>r/le_pen
Does this shit exist? Fuck frogs
>>71406331
Maybe?
you fucking shitheads are useless and have no taste fuck all of you
back to the xfiles
just realised Pearl Jam is literally Kid Kudi
you can just not post about reddit you know
dunno why people on the chon feel the need to shoehorn how much they dislike reddit into all their posts
>>71406384
Pic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Jo73WL3lgY
imzgine a really big peanut.....
>>71406413
Come back to central asia mongolian man
>>71406429
*chokes*
>>71406338
post some good OC then lad
>>71406383
you replied to the wrong post you twat
r/the_farage exists too
On Monday I touched her on the ankle
On Tuesday I stroked her on the knee
On Wednesday a sweet caress
And I felt inside her dress
On Thursday she was smiling sweetly
On Friday I had my hand upon it
On Saturday she gave my tool a tweak
And on Sunday after dinner
I had my dingus in her
Now I’m paying seven and six a week
wahey the lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UHu_cfy33bY
deanos
>>71404483
The reason alcoholics, metheads, vegans, and other druggies get so thin is because they become so singularly focused on that one thing they neglect other priorities, like sleep, eating, paying rent.
Alcohol isn't some sort of weightloss drug. You have to start drinking so much you don't have time to eat, and when you aren't drinking, you're solely focused on acquisition of liquor, so you won't eat, and when you acquire liquor, you won't eat again because you'll drink yourself black-out before you can lob a few strings of mom's spaghetti into your gapping mouth hole.
>>71406413
Added to the collection, feel free to post more
>>71406458
most me
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Sunshine, thunder roll, keep this on
Yes the lantern burn, burn that easy
And broadcast, so raw and neatly
Thunder roll, sunshine, work it out
Overload, overload, overload
Comin' up to the
Overload, overload, overload
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should i go to bed
>>71406496
can i come with u
>>71406507
gay
>>71406496
thanks for the reminder, i'm in work at 9
>>71406496
>>71406507
Can i cum in as well lads?
>>71406511
yes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
tune
>>71406518
I'm in work at 8 I win
>>71406439
not really /brit/ related desu
tfw very little to do tomorrow
:)
same as any other day tho :(
>>71406471
Feels quite nice getting "collected"
May I ask why?
>>71406520
no
real men only
I'm on a Syrian diet.
I see it, I run.
>>71406534
k then :3
>>71406412
Because of redditors like you acting like it isn't cancer
big fan of the brain meme
>>71406558
>May I ask why?
By the time you find out, it will be too late
>>71406576
objectively correct
>>71406560
B-but im a real man i just like qt boys
so lads like poleaboo i'm now awaiting trial
should i become a tranny now?
>>71406591
what happened lad
>>71406591
Become a cute trap
>>71406591
No
Get fat instead so you look cute and loveable
Oh look, it's another 'tier' meme.
Why does every /int/ meme have to be a tier gimmick? Can't you make some memes that are good without the tiering?
doing a wank to r/gonewildaudio daddy audio
the girls sound so cute
>>71406616
got caught shagging a roo
>>71406616
got done for hacking and fraud
>>71406558
>>71406641
V v good lad
i'm more photogenic than iceland
>>71406585
What are you gonna do? Fb stalk every 16-20yo icelandic male?
>>71406627
Are you on about that glowing brain thing?
>>71406627
Reddit tier post
>>71406627
it's actually a twitter meme
>>71406651
Pure autism
>>71406653
Fuck off niceland is cute
>>71406653
we all know you're not though
>twitter memes
>>71406653
Hahaha post then lad :)
>i'm more photogenic than iceland
Wish the english language was more flexible with omitting the subject of the sentence.
>>71406704
doxxable info
Rate my oc lads
I call him le nose lick man
>>71406679
Thanks lad :)
*shafts shaft*
mmmmmm gay
>>71406727
I just posted this in another thread you cunt.
>i'm more photogenic than iceland
>>71406655
>16-20yo
*scribbles down some notes*
>fb
oh sweetie..
>>71406727
9.56/10.
I could seriously see this making it to the front page of Redditch.
>>71406703
get this
this'll burn your brain
you ready?
'HOWLING', 'SCRECHING' and all other variants are also twitter memes
I went to the doctor a couple weeks ago because I felt something on my testicle but I only just realised the same thing's on the other one too but I didn't know. I had the doctor feel my balls for nothing apart from sexual reasons
>>71406727
I like it
Rate OC made on a phone so it's not very gud quality
just got back from outside and ny eyes havent adjusted to the darkness of my room
>>71406720
Yeah, have I been doxxed? Nope and I have almost told everything about me on here
If you are posting in /brit/ nobody is gona care enough about your shitty 190kg life
Twitter memes?
>>71406767
Name 1(one) meme invented on 4chan in the last 4 years and I will buy you a top-shelf drink.
>>71406786
my facebook account was once linked here and people posted my profile pictures and stuff and the next day nothing came of it
>>71406748
>pizzas 86
hes just not eating those pizzas at an elite level this year. when he was younger he was slamming down 150+ a season, easily. and 2012-214 he was fucking amazing.
86 is laughable
>>71406786
you're shit at convincing
stick to the day job
>>71406783
That is why you never leave
once posted my full name, face, and the town i live in on /int/ and still didn't get doxxed
>>71406761
here's a picture of his friend
you're going to get paid a little visit, icelad
>>71406803
Yeah I know literally nothing to fear
>>71406780
i like trap brains the best
also bretty good OC got a chuckle out of it
We're all friends anyway, right lads?
>>71406818
>DAOTF
patrician choice desu
Guys, I don't drink, I don't smoke, I'm MGTOW, and I grew out of video games.
What am I supposed to do now?
>>71406812
I prefer to stalk the people i doxx, rather than reveal their wherabouts
>>71406818
Ayyy I go this guy drunk for the first time in his life last friday
It started with 2 slots and before I knew he had drank 400ml of moonshine
>>71406837
Oh...
I was hoping to be more than-
Nevermind.
>>71406855
buy a fedora to go with your personality
>>71406652
blew an absolute load to this one
https://soundgasm.net/u/yourdirtybaby/F4M-Sneaking-Into-Daddys-Room-Age-Whispering-Incest-DadDaughter-thigh-fucking
>tfw no teenage daughter to thigh-fuck
>>71406846
Uhh we have one mutual friend on fb if you are talking about the same guy as me
>>71406818
>bullying niceland
Stop
>>71406831
Cheers
found icelad's facebook but he's a good lad so I'm not going to post it
I know what you lot are like
>>71406855
drink n smpoekl
>tfw you convert to radial centrism and your brain begins to grow too large for your skull
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487480056937.webm
>>71406920
you mean i found it for you
>>71406932
what the fuck
>>71406945
No, that's not him
>>71406873
you're a good lad
>>71406889
The one I came so hard I lost my eye sight for a second was picking up your friend's daughter from HS
>>71406940
delete this
>>71406940
Wtf is happening here holy shit
you lot scared icelad off
vile people
>>71406940
*pop*
>>71406964
And he's 16 hehehe proud of my crimes
>>71406920
Really want to know if you found me
Also would like to compliment the janny
>>71407015
he didn't delete my post i did it myself so i don't get b&
i'm onto you fucker
boring thread hahahaha
>>71407034
Make a new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XadcEYw7-mE
nice tune for you to get your ears around
>>71407033
We literally have one mutual friend on fb
Is he from a town that starts with a H
>>71406970
got a link?
this stuff is so noncey, but its so fucking good
need a boyfriend lads