Do you consider your country is friend with mine ?

yep

best friends

not really

More or less.

Stop burning down our trucks tho.

>>71403147
I agree

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>>71403138
Long-time friends despite religious diffrences, united by our desire to beat up northern germans.

Also our royal family is (was) french.

>>71403170
A que te refieres con eso ?

>>71403138
Not really, no.

>>71403138
No

>>71403138
Used to be, but you don't like us anymore

>>71403209
Yeah I consider Sweden as an old friend.

ouuuiiiiiiiiii

>>71403234
Well, I consider Canada as a friend, specially Quebec !

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>>71403138
Not for a second, you traitor scum.

>>71403267
You're wrong, we don't hate you

>>71403138

no.

>>71403347
That is why we don't consider you a friend.

>>71403138
No you guys are rude everytime I go over there

>>71403138
>Friends
No. Paris and the majority of your provinces look down on every one of our tourists, regardless of how we act or if we speak French. You look down on everything we do or would do. If Bernie won, you'd critique us for copying French socialism.
>Allies
Absolutely. Our revolution influenced yours, you gave us Lady Liberty, we helped you in both World Wars, you taught us about wine, etc.

>>71403347
We have almost no real relationship, Hollande cares much less about Canada than Sarkozy did.

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>>71403138
but of course

I'm not really sure actually. We are certainly allies.

Germans admire French culture and have an affinity for all things French. Everything French is très chic et classe but this attitude is not shared by the other side of the Rhine river.

It seem like French people certainly respect Germany's economic strenght but this is where it ends. In fact this sentiment seems to even have fearful undertones and a concern for German domination.

This is reflected pretty well in the number of students learning each other's languages and their motivations.

>>71403138
+ Vive l'Empereur, too bad he didn't win
- pussying out safely hidden behind Maginot's line
+ girls speaking French make my dick rock-hard
- men speaking French make my butthole feel threatened
+ best comic books on this planet
- using spaces before question marks
I guess we're neutral

>>71403645
You mean Rheinländer

everyone else despises french people

Outside of Paris, yes, we're great pals.

>>71403661
ffs, I don't sound gay

I will fuck you in the ass for this

>>71403138
Absolutely fucking no almost every italian hates France. Dunno why tho.

>>71404109
...so you hate us?

>>71403661
>- men speaking French make my butthole feel threatened

explain,

>>71403138
Never, our only friend is italy, our frienemy is portugal

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>mfw all our neighbours dislike us yet we love all our neighbours

>>71404139
You claim that napoleon was french, have the monnalisa, after ww2 you had signs saying "dogs and italians can't enter" when we won the football world cup in 2006 it looked like French and Italy might start a war but yet I love France because once I met a man here in my city that was from Marseilles and he actually explained to me why frenchies at start seem rude but in the end are good people.

>>71404149
he's afraid of the big french cock

>>71404250
>love
strange word for invasion

>>71404263
But Napoleon was Corsican

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>>71404250
>we love all our neighbours

>>71404263
>once I met a man here in my city that was from Marseilles and he actually explained to me why frenchies at start seem rude but in the end are good people.

why do they seem rude then?

>>71404307
That's what I said you claim he was french while he was not

Its so comfy here by your side

>>71404354
He told me that they seem rude at first because they don't go with the mentality "look at this guy he seems nice" but they go with "what the fuck does this guy want from me I'm just minding my own business". You need to know them for some time to actually talk to them "normally".He also told me that the northern part is worst than the souther part since there is only Paris here that is actually good and that the people there are really cold and rude.

>>71404139
I've never heard people say bad things about France

>>71404437
afrancesado detectado

>>71403347
I like you guys desu. Can't speak for everyone else here though.

>>71403138
Oui

>>71403138
We used to be, our country's founding is tied to Napoleon III support of our national renaissance.

>>71404149
Nasals and that soft "r" make French sound very feminine and flamboyant to me

We don't have any friends

>>71403138
Maybe
I don't know

>>71405222
Portuguese has both and I don't hear people saying it sounds feminine, but a "drunken Spanish"

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>>71404299
>>71404323

Since we're in the same union and Napolean fought against the Russians, yes.

>>71405222
Don't you have some nasal sounds?

(+ bitch please, our "r" is splendid)

>>71403267
we are sorry that kouchner stole your organs
he should be guillotined

The French are good people. They have neither beady eyes nor a perfidious nature.

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>>71403138

LAFAYETTE


(Seriously, our country would not exist without yours. And hell, I think you can argue that the French Republic wouldn't exist without America bankrupting you and inspiring revolutionaries. National friends forever.)

>>71405787
>perfidious nature.

Is this true? Or is just the case of the pot calling the kettle black?

>>71405853
It's true. While we all banter with the French, at the end of the day, we respect them.

>>71403138
No, and your wine sucks.

Every cunt that leaves Portugal to work in France makes both countries better.

>>71403138
mais oui bien sur

Napoleon paved the way to our independence.
You frogs are ok.

>>71403138
>vuelcafresas

>>71404250
I love you <3 Mon amour

>>71404250
I know that feel bro.

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>>71406348
>shits on Canada all day
>shits on Mexico all day
What kind of lie is that?

>>71406415
Are you really taking 4chan as an example of real-life? Americans literally like Canada more than they like America itself (America has a 90% approval rating here, Canada has a 98% approval rating). As for Mexico....well, there's a difference between hating illegal immigrants and hating Mexico itself. Even Trump likes taco bowls.

Americans drink Cuba Libres, eat burritos, have sex with slutty Canadian girls who always cross the border for some reason.....but you guys hate us. I don't get it.

>>71406463
If you're talking about real life Canada doesn't hate the USA.

>>71406463
Don't lie John, Trump wants to exterminate Mexicans

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OH LOOK it's another French war crime denial thread!
INVADE SPAIN, INVADE GERMANY, INVADE AUSTRIA, INVADE ITALY, INVADE RUSSIA, INVADE OTTOMANS, INVADE HUNGARY, INVADE NETHERLANDS, INVADE DENMARK.

kill 20 million people, halve Europe and destroy it one time and again, destroy spain that causes spain to lose the new world, destroy portugal.

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>>71406779
INVADE MOROCCO, INVADE ALGERIA, INVADE TUNISIA, INVADE MALI, , INVADE SYRIA, INVADE VIETNAM, INVADE MADAGASKAR, INVADE AMERICA, INVADE MAURITANIA, INVADE NIGER, INVADE CHAD, INVADE CENTRAL AFRICAN REPUBLIC, INVADE CONGO, INVADE GABON, INVADE COTE, INVADE TOGO, INVADE BENIN, INVADED CAMEROON, INVADE INDIA, INVADE IVORY COAST, INVADE BURMA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AFj0e5dwkwE

>>71403138
yes

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>>71403347

>>71403347
Leave

>>71406779
>>71406966
typical anglo slander and lies, you should try replacing "INVADE" with "LIBERATE"

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>>71403138
Yes, I love France <3

>>71407266
YES! "LIBERATE" them from life, peace and happiness.

>>71407312
more like liberated them from barbary, ignorance, anarchy and despotism
just like USA

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>>71403138
No, fuck you.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pastry_War

>>71407341
Yes, 50% of Europe is liberated from this earth to French intervention.

>>71403138
not really, we don't have any relations to begin with

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>>71406463
>Even Trump likes taco bowls.

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>>71403138

Hon hon HON!

Oui j'aime bien la France! L'OTAN et notre alliance est connu partout le monde quand meme !

Merci pour l'aide avec notre guerre d'independance

>>71407416
>the French are downtrodden because they chose liberty and forsake material possessions in the name of ideology
>the British are shameless fat pigs that will commit atrocities without 2nd thought just so they can get a bit fatter
yep that seems accurate

Kinda. But you will never be one of our best friends. We like you but you do some weird shit man. Like moving the whole EU for no reason. You guys eat snails. Stuff like that. But for a quick holiday we would like to visit you :)

>>71405292
Dunno man, maybe there's something more to that accent, but it sounds how it sounds
>>71405714
We do, but it evens out with rolling "r" and all the shtch sounds
>(+ bitch please, our "r" is splendid)
I'm not saying it's not. As I said, very flamboyant

Even though we make fun of you (also me myself) you are still one of our top three allies and friends. You stuck with us through thick and thin and we still don't forget that. I hope that you hold us in even a fraction of that way from all of the history we have had.

Bottom line, even though we like to poke fun at you, it's all out of love and respect and admiration. Vive le France

>>71406779
>>71406966

They were asking for it.

>>71406463
>>having sex with Canadian girls

oh gosh this is literally my dream. Or any kind of relation with them. I find Canadian girls super attraactive

I like France a lot.
I just wish French people would stop being so proud and learn English

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>>71403138
Yes!

We owe you our freedoms, even if my countrymen forget this.

France are our oldest Bros.

Fuck France tbqh

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>>71403138
No. You illegally invaded Swedish Pomerania and then worked with the Russians against us even though we sided with you. Everything was better when France was a monarchy.

>>71409164
top banter

>>71403138
no

>>71410315
We don't have any relation with South America. Useless

>>71411408
>What is French Guiana

You can't even keep track of your territories?

No.

>>71411408
Dumb frog

>>71411444
Yes because it's a French territory, but no relations with any Spanish speaker country

>>71411475
Shut up panchito de mierda

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>>71407311
Thank you my friend ! We love you too !

Ahhh oui oui oui posting in a QUALITY THREAD !

Y-Yeah

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>>71412889
Italy is cute ! CUTE !

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>>71403138
Yes
We need to restore the Frankish Empire

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yes =3

>>71413899
Y-You too

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>>71413960
Teach me how to cook Tagliatelle for Carbonara Italiabro.

La France et Nouvelle Zelande toujours <3

>>71403138
Never mind. I don't want to hurt you.

>>71403138
yes, pals5life

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>>71414030
Sorry about that little incidence in your port bro.
No hard feelings, right ?

>>71414030
I love New Zealand

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>>71414104
Tout est pardonné

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>>71414165
We do not deserve you. <3

>>71403741
We don't like them either. They are arrogant and dumb. Maybe the people from BaWü like them.

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>>71414182
Reminder that despite China's attempts at colonisation, French is still the most popular foreign language to learn in New Zealand schools.

Reminder that every good Anglo boy reads Asterix and Dumas growing up, and only drinks French wine on the best of occasions.

>>71403741
Rheinlander seem like good people. Makes sense, considering the Rhine is the natural frontier of France :3

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>>71414282
That's fantastic I'm glad it is.
Astérix is god tier. It should be mandatory for all children in the world.

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>>71403209
>>71403281
I thought France hated our royals. Don't they view Karl-Johan as a traitor?

Yes. You stood for our independence in 1918.

But

The eternal anglo scared commies away with their ships so I like them more.

>>71414372
I hope to visit the Parc Astérix next time I'm in your beautiful country. We have lots of stereotypes of French people, but it's because we love you so much, and are a bit jealous of you all desu.

> Tfw no Français BD gf

>>71407202
Leaves

>>71414414
Of course Jean Bernadotte is a sniveling traitor cuck that should have been hanged. But he had qualities too. Like being French.

>>71403138
I'd like to think so, but I think there's still people around who haven't forgiven France 1938.

Although I suspect any friendship doesn't really matter in this age anyway. Everyone seems to be out for themselves.

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>>71414462
You should, it's a lovely place if you're fond of the comic. Really brings your inner child out, shame it's not as well maintained as it should tho.
Don't forget the rest too !

>>71403138
no, western dogs are no friends of Russia!

>>71414598
Ou est L'Algérie française :D

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>>71414637
Partie mais pas oubliée.

>>71414626
Can I be your friend if I betray the americans

>>71414683
:_:7 Repose en Paix

Russia and Europe are best buddies ever, it is known.

>>71403645
>It seem like French people certainly respect Germany's economic strenght but this is where it ends.
But I love the Polish Song's when they're sing german :(

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>>71414475
>But he had qualities too. Like being French.
Okay that's actually pretty funny.

Need I need to anser this?
When you broke the treaty of Fointanebleu?
When you sided with protestants to take hegemony away from Spain?

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>>71403138
Yes we love you greatest ally! Thank you for killing anglos.

>>71403347
t.quebec with proxy

>>71403138
Fucking whore

Outside of the anglosphere, France is probably our closest friend and the only other country besides the U.K. that we trust with a nuclear arsenal.

>>71403138
We've been franceboos since the begining. I presonally really like France
Wish you had swarmed into our country instead of It*lians

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Yes, although we have always had better relations with Germany.

>>71410315
Ungrateful for our exocet

>>71403138
Sure, except when you have Emperors or elect incompetent dicks as Prime Ministers.

this
>>71424112

>>71410315
faggot

>>71424875
>or elect incompetent dicks as Prime Ministers
errytime

>>71403138
No, I envy your culture

>>71403138
Yeah, I'd say so.

>>71403138
Yes. [spoiler]Please save my country[/spoiler]

>>71403522
Forever best rivals, to the end of the western world.

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One of the few countries we'd be somewhat glad to march for

My only major qualm with France is that I wish they had less of a stick up their ass about learning English so we could communicate with them better.

Although I completely understand why they are vehemently opposed to adopting the language of their biggest historical rival.

it's complicated

>>71414061
>Korea

It's okay, I don't really care about your country.

>>71403741
My ass. I went to Lower Saxony and you suck French dicks.

>>71414194
>kraut calling anyone "dumb"

okay, I guess we can annex BaWu, then.

>>71425631
>please save my country

We can't even save our own country, m8

>>71403147
No fuck off yankee

>>71430166
Fuck off, bougnoule