THE PLAN STARTS TAKING FORM

>>71397772
First for lards

post rare swedish qts pls

Reporting in.

Help I am being oppressed!

>>71397772

Pro tip, you do not need to be a muslim to suceed in Sweden

t.nigerian christian

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Things you can ask for:

Money
Women
Housing
Feminine Men

>>71397772
HALP THE EVIL ALBANIANS WANT TO TAKE MY KIDNEY

>one free wedish waifu

But the law of the prophet demands 4. Whoa, I'm not even in Sweden and they're already oppressing me.

>w*ite women
no thanks

>>71397980
>Sweden
>Available housing
Try again

Swedes aren't that dumb. You have to coat yourself with shit so that you look and smell like the typical refugee

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We'll make this /ref/ from now

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post your brown swedefus

can i get a cute swedish girl as a refugee then move to ireland

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>>71397999
When u and ur squad go steal bubreks from the oppressing Serbs

>>71398126
*pukes

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>>71397772
I need a swedish gf with cowtits and braids

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>>71398045
You posted this in the other thread?
It's still something.

how do we get to sweden for free

>>71398190
Ahhh me three (which is more than two)

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>>71398045

>Available housing

for outsiders YES, fuck the locals.

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>>71397921
Marry one
Fuck one
Kill one
Hold hands with one

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>>71397772

Once upon a time... so sad.

>>71398068
Good thing I am Mexican. I am moving to Sweden in 2020.

>>71398343
1. kill
2. marry
3. hold hands
4. fuck

>>71398454

Why? The Baltics are much better imo.

>>71398343

>chosing when you can have them all

>>71398308
Link?

>>71398308
fakenews/10

You are late to the party we figured that out in the 70's

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>>71398739
I know that. I've talked to Chileans """"escaping Pinochet""""" and how they made up the stories. Very inspiring.

>>71398739
>commies
>people
sasuga sweden

Will your country accept 100000 Swedish female Refugees in 2030 when their country is finished and all the men are killed?

>>71398865
DENMARK YES!

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I'd move to Sweden but I'm physically disgusted by them.

Merely hearing a swede talk in his beta cuck language can get my testosterone boiling.

>>71398637
>>71398718

can't you google the title?

http://www.nynashamnsposten.se/stockholm/nynashamn/man-hittades-dod-utanfor-sjukhuset

>>71398218
You don't. Gotta pay for transportation.

>>71398777
True cockroaches for you.

>>71398197
No I posted that one

>>71398994
>beta cuck language

you

>>71398999
didn't have to since you just did it for me :)

nice trips btw

I just realized the finns started sweden's refugees welcome boom by flooding sweden as refugees

>>71398308
Let me guess- Breitfart?

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>>71399095
I learnt a lot of tricks from them.

One pretended he was being persecuted and drew an cross in a photo with his face, then showed the photo to Swedish authorities and they believed he was on a list so he got refugee status instantly. The guy has been living comfortably in Sweden since.

>>71399180
The font is the same

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>>71398895


>yfw she hears how Danish people speak and begs to be sent to Norway

>>71399235
danish has a rugged charm about it and you know it

>>71399202
yeah because the true persecuted by Pinochet fled as soon as the coup happened, anything after that were opportunistic roaches

>>71399329


https://youtube.com/watch?v=wX45Td-HEcI


Yes, that's one way to put it

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>>71399329
Not to Swedes (or any Germanics). Maybe to asians or africans.

>>71399180
>>71399206

see

>>71398999

>>71399381
prove it

>>71398814
>"""""""""commies"""""""""
They were just lazy fucks

>>71399180
>>71399206
>flags
>that denial

getting sad at this point

/pol/ called me a monkey, I'm OPRESSED!!!

Give me qt swedish gf

>>71399790
t. /pol/eaf

>>71399826
don't let /pol/ get you down. a lot of bullies are drawn to that place and lash out at others for their miserable lives

If some random stranger showed up in swedish police station, caliming to be a 17 year old from Aleppo turning him away or investigating his claims would sure be racist, right?

>https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/aug/08/chinese-tourist-who-lost-wallet-in-germany-ends-up-in-refugee-shelter
>Chinese tourist who lost wallet in Germany ends up in refugee shelter
>Man arrives at home in Dülmen after filling in asylum application instead of stolen goods report

How much better is it for your case if you're brown IRL?

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>>71399874
You're right Herr Trudeau, zerr are no problemz wiss ze refugees at all. Heil der Multi-Kulten!

>>71399940
Hahaha oh man. This has got to be a ruse.

>>71400011
what are you waiting for just book a flight there and theyll have you pick a wife and a house on the spot

So, when and where should we meet up?

I imagine it's best to meet up in Stockholm before all going to the refugee center.

>>71400137
Id say we meet up in a road near stockhold and take some pics of us all walking looking tired and cold so we can send to the news

>>71400162
>this American has been walking for at least 20 calories now
>will someone please help him

>>71398190

i thought this was going to be the livestream enrichment video

Ok perfect, I'm going to Sweden with you guys.