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good edition
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spurdo edition best edition
based finland
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finland know his shit.
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>>71396432
thx
also fuk aussies
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>>71396283
6th for aquafresh
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>>71396472
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who /gillin derrorists sunds of bidches/ here?
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keep posting spurdo
do not succumb to the moeshit
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>>71396800
nice dig its
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>>71399144
wait silently for the other thread to die
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Wish I had a snek
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time has come finally
and no animes
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Watching the nephew tonight. Thinking about getting some dinosaur tendies and curly fries. #1 uncles tbqhwy.
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Jewtits
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Does anyone else make out with their gf after blowjobs?
Something about it is super hot
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>>71401953
This
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>>71401959
wtf you dinosaur meat in the us a?
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>>71401815
some people are not very nice
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>>71396283
haha good job my dude
this thread youve made is especially good
we should get fins to make all our cum threads
there isnt even any anime nice
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>>71401987
ewwwwwwww
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Ring-a-round the rosie,
A pocket full of posies,
Ashes! Ashes!
We all fall down.
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>>71401998
eat
forgot verb
sorry low blood sugar
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>>71396283
Finnish memes dont make one iota of sense
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>>71401979
Why wouldn't you?
Because she had the dick in her mouth? Ewww that's so gay kissing your own dick x-D
Anyway if there's no cummy cum all over her mouth why not
I hate cum btw
Cum play grosses me the fuQ out
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>>71402028
Faggot
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>>71402040
Doesn't make the joke any better LOL
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>>71402047
what is there not to understand?
arabs find oil
and joooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooos
and us good goy helper them to steal it
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won't allow germans or anime in the next thread
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>>71401998
Yep
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>>71402112
holy shit
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>>71402056
I don't know? I wouldn't tell my friends because they would talk shit.
There usually isn't cum play but her mouth is a bit sloppy and full of saliva which must have some cum in it.
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>Why wouldn't you?
>Because she had the dick in her mouth? Ewww that's so gay kissing your own dick x-D
>Anyway if there's no cummy cum all over her mouth why not
>I hate cum btw
>Cum play grosses me the fuQ out
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Anyone here ever tasted their own cum?
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>>71402128
has science truely gone too far
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>>71402158
No (yes)
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>>71402097
What are you gonna do?
Call Hiroshi?
Lmao

See you in juvie, bitch!
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>>71402056
I agree with you on the cum play thing my dude.
I find girls getting cum on them hot, but anything with cumplay is fucking disgusting. Makes it hard to find good porn.
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Euros not making any sense in here
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*animes aggressively at u*
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god i wish i was american so much
>tfw every time american cousin comes to visit i just wish i could go back with him to the greatest country on earth
instead i'm stuck here with (((them)))
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>>71402184
They're a strange bunch.
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>>71402198
Fuck off
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CNN is very fake news.
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>>71401978
gross and slimy
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>>71402184
Imagine living in a country where you are told not to go outside at night to avoid Muslim rape gangs.
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>>71402198
go away
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>>71402252
Imagine living in a country where you are told not to go outside at night to avoid African rape gangs.

Haha, just imagine that
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>>71402180
As someone who is actually Taiwanese, please stop pretending to be one of us
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*evolves*
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>>71402134
I know you boys like it extra shaloppy
But yeah post BJ kissies are different
I don't mind them
Neither should you

>tfw she kisses after you licced the Anus
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>>71402198
It's okay my man, you can live in Canada.
It's like America but we act like we have a culture, instead of admitting we don't.
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>>71402158
No (yes)
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Father didn't pick up phone today either.
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>>71402278
I am Taiwanese
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>>71402328
I've never tasted mine
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>>71402158
No (yes)
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>>71402158
No (yes)

Also sucking yourself off isn't as good as people expect it to be.
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>>71402359
why not
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>>71402359
You should
Cum is like male vitality on steroids gone sexual

Gives a huge stamina boost
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>>71396510
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>>71402395
idk I just thought it was weird
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>>71402353
retake picture with a date written on piece of paper

you're not going to do it cuz you're a liar Hans
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>>71402423
I don't have a camera right now
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>>71402288
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>>71402421
it is
I didn't like it
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>>71402256
i'm trying but they wont give me a green card

>>71402216
fuck you

>>71402318
>canada
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wypipo musik:

swing > rock > rock n roll > metal > 'indie'

blackpipo music:

jazz > (c)rap
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>>71402331
sad
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>>71402470
This is essentially all black music that white people stole from blacks
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>>71402421
its wierd if you haven't
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>>71402468
come to the states and give up your ass to me we can fake gay marriage and youbget green car but you have to give me occasionally blow jobs
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>>71402277
Never talk to me or my wife's son ever again
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>>71402468
You'll just vote for libruls and turn this country into another European shithole
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>>71402439
You were posting from your phone in last thread

Definitive proof you are a liar and not one of us Taiwanese master race
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>>71402505
Do you live in new england
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>>71402468
Are you a cute girl?
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>>71402526
You're very autistic
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>>71402501
we heard jazz and said "we can do better than those monkies" and did better. Black people just did (c)rap.
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>>71402519
It's broken
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>>71402526
no
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>>71402548
You're stupid

It's not we wuz musicians if they actually wuz
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Have you talked with a foreigner today?
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>>71402572
Shan't be succin your dick
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>>71402600
I talked to Espoo
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>>71402600
yeah
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https://www.nationstates.net/nation=yellowhead


business idea
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>>71402618
who is this es poo
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What's a good anime for a three year old?
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>>71402667
A poster from Espoo
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>>71402657
That entire site is 100% autist.
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Pro Life

Pro Choice


Which side are YOU on?
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>>71402677
STOP
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>>71402519
>Taiwanese master race
>can't reach the top shelf
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>>71402657
>while business tends to be more regulated
Fuck off commie
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>>71402677
Dora the Explorer
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*tells canada to stop laughing*
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>>71402685
hmmm
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>>71402691
My nephew is three and I'm sick of ninjago.
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>>71402677
moomins
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really wish i was living in my parents attic and attending community college two days a week again
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LA, have you gotten a French wife yet?
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>>71402761
Maybe like actually so something with him

>TV nanny
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>>71402761
Take him outside you autist
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>>71402793
Lol putting effort into things is for chumps
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>footkraut giving advice
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>>71402784
no
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>>71402835
autism speaks its time to listen
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>>71402838
I know a French grill
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>>71402829
He has a cold.
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>>71402879
really? can you send her over?
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>>71402835
Hey!
What did i just say??
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>>71402889
I can try. She hasn't been here long enough for her to hear about how shit LA is
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>>71402601
Wasn't talking to you anyways, was talking to the fin
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>>71402893
Pick a bigger country to proxy for your opinion to be taken seriously.
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>>71402906
LA is better than Paris right now. Fucking Muslims burning that shit down.
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>>71402906
Don't worry
she'll love it here

I had a French friend who was living here and didn't want to go back because Paris sucked in her opinion
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>>71402939
I like giantess
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I need to be bred
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>>71402939
>danesmalls
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>>71403003
Reeeee!
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>>71403001
>putting sperm on shit

Shan't
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>>71403001
you said you were gonna get bred bud
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>>71403043
Yeah, but not today
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What unpopular opinion do you have cum?

I think Drumpf is a terrible president
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Time to round up all the moe posters and final solution them.
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The fuck is up with this shan't meme?
Stop it
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>>71403104
he aint da prez yet
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>>71403104
>unpopular opinion
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>>71403104
I think Canadians are passive aggressive fuckwads who virtue signaling to everyone.
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>>71403117
Shan't be stopping
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>>71403104
Fake news.
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>>71403104
I think we were a bit too mean to dubya
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>>71403001

I need to be bread
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>>71403141
>unpopular opinion
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>>71402987
Paris must be really bad if they think LA is better. LA is a disgusting sprawly shithole with nothing of architectual note.

Just look at how the LA river was treated compared to even other American cities. LA turned into a glorified ugly concrete drainage ditch.
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Once met an Anglo Canadian who said Canada has the best military in the world and spent hours arguing with people about how Canada can literally beat any country in a war. His profile picture was him wearing a uniform from a military school.
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how to not be so awkward
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>>71403186
>bread
that is not bread my mannie
pic related
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>>71403199
>
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>>71403217
Here you go bud

google.com
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>>71403199
Paris is mostly disgusting sprawl, my good bud. It has the luxury of being old so it has some really cool areas. LA has some cool Art Deco areas but it doesn't really compare.
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>>71403201
>met
>profile picture

doubt.jpg
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>>71403177
dubya was a complete moron but a lovable moron

cheney was the one who caused most if not all the problems that were blamed on bush
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How has Trump been a bad president?
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>>71403229

Rye bread is a good bread.
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>>71403285
His tweeting is ruining the good policies that he's putting out
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>>71403270
I added him on Facebook ya doofus.
He was either related to or a friend of my friend's family and I added people to have as many friends on Facebook as I could.
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>>71403285
Hasn't put the minorities in concentration camps like Facebook told me he would.
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>>71403346
What a monster.
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why cant Americans into metal music?
do they see it as too edgy for their normie tastes,
and thus prefer dance_mix_2016(128kbps).mp3 tier music due to social norms
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>>71403473
Good metal died in the 80s.
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>>71403499
i'd say mainstream metal has gone to shit after 2000
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>>71403546
Metallica's new album isn't awful. I'd be lying if I said it is. Other than that I'd agree.
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>>71403473
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvemCHFLusU
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What did /cum/ do for their last birthday? I sat at home and did nothing.
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>>71403611
was driving all day with my dad because I was moving
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>>71403611
I went to a memorial service and moved lumber in sub-zero temperatures.
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>>71403611
Had some friends and family over and got really drunk. My friends think it's funny to buy Bacardi 151 on my birthday even though we all think it's vile.
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>>71403611
had a good cry
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>>71403611
My family took me to a restaurant without consulting me, then complained about how bad it was.
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>>71403611
cant even remember lol
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>>71403611
got really drunk and went to a show in hollywood
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just shouldered someone notes from the underground style
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>>71403597
too progressive for me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RILjn853QFA
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I am just so ashamed
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>>71403707
Ashamed to be alive.
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>>71403677
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I'm not sick but I'm not well
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>>71403726
Is this crossfit?
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>>71403611
I punched a kid in the gut for throwing firecrackers at my dog and got really drunk.
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Just reported my illegal Canadian neighbor to ICE.
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>>71403773
good man
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>>71403750
perhaps
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>>71403726
matt pls
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it was some frat guy and he seemed surprised i did not yeild to him even though he was clearly under six feet
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>My stomach sounds like fucking a WW2 army marching
help.
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>>71403826
thats mexican food for you X_D_D__D_D_D
always rotten X_DD_D_D_
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>>71403701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6McKcS3qqoU
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>walking to my next class
>hallway is pretty much empty
>there's a girl walking to opposite direction
>we come up to each other
>both of us try to get out of the way and end up moving to the same side
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>>71403826
>Get tourist visa to USA
>Overstay and sponge off sanctuary city benefits
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>>71403826
No mas frijoles
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>>71403871
that shit is so annoying
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I am eating chicken with rice and vegetables
stay updated
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>>71403871
did you grab her by the pussy? thats whan an alpha male would do.. or did you just look down with an awkward smile and keep walking
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>>71403863
nah doesnt hit me
my taste is more of autistic artsy black-metal or
neo-folk
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>>71403912
Literally dog food.
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>be Mexico
>build wall to keep out illegals
>no one bitches about it
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>>71403871
stop yielding fot other people
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>>71403912
Sounds good. I had spaghetti
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>>71403916
We said sorry at the same time and went on our ways
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>>71403928
maybe but I'd be a healthy dog
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>be American
>build a wall to keep Americans in

Wake up sheeple
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>>71403912
are you me
i seasoned mine with Himalayan salt and pepper, paprika,chili
and fried in olive oil and butter
first on a low heat for 5 minutes and flipped them and set it on high heat for dat crispness
was so fucking good
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>>71403943
No YOU have to move!
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>>71403924
you say Americans can't into metal
I can't get into the whole neo-folk stuff, don't get me wrong I love black metal but there aren't many bands that do that around here.

Most of our stuff is punk/thrash influenced
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>>71403972
I like it too, my good bud.
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So when do they start on this wall, anyways?
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>>71403991
>She kept going
real trooper
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I could honestly think of worse immigrants than Mexicans. Muslims for example.
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>>71404014
das a big gecko
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>>71403991
based
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>>71404001
yeah it guess its cultural thing
agalloch is a good american neofolk band
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwWu1gLyj5g
id start with them if you want to get into neofolk
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Mexicans are scum.
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>>71404064
I've heard agalloch they're pretty good but the only album they made that stuck with me was Ashes Against the Grain. I can't really remember their folkier stuff
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listening to varg
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>>71404043
Looks like it's still a baby to me
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Molyneux said the atomic bombs were unjustified. Dropped.
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>>71404093
funny, it was the same case with me for quite many years until started to listen to them more
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>listening to varg
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>>71404094
https://my.mixtape.moe/sjywoe.webm
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>>71404164
best song imo
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Anyone else tired of these scrubby baby characters on SF5?
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>>71404159
That's what I imagine "white" Mexican posters look like.
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>>71404181
https://my.mixtape.moe/anfnmx.mp4
the war song is quite decent too
and this jeg faller is quite good with normal vocals
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I'm a psycho meerkat
but really I'm a psychotic fucking freak. everyone must think I'm a freak. that's why I rarely leave my house anymore. people feel uncomfortable just looking at me. I'm a very uncomfortable person who displays symptoms of psychosis.
>>
>>71404220
Yeah it's good
Dissection is my favorite metal band
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I don't enjoy spending my time playing video games anymore
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>>71404247
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>>71404283
literally me
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>>71404276
Because overall they're pointless
>>
>>71404283
I miss 2012-2014 Ylilauta
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>>71404329
>ylil
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>>71404329
why does everything keep getting worse
>>
>>71404353
Salem a qt
>>
these are the real cum hours
no homo anime posters
only comfy
>>
>>71404419
/cum/ is ded today.
>>
What should I do with myself tomorrow?
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I can't wait until the end of this semester, buds
>>
>>71404467
what do you mean?
you want suggestions for some activies?
>>
>>71404507
Anything would be better than how I spent this weekend. Maybe I'll get my mail from the box.
>>
>>71404467
learn how to dance as good as me
>>
Business idea: make a car that teaches you languages while you drive it
>>
>>71404548
you mean a New York taxi
>>
>>71404528
I spent my Saturday night being out with my friends. It was fun but I lost my credit card.
>>
>>71404467
celebrate presidents day .___.
>>
>>71404583
.______________.
>>
>>71404579
I don't have friends >>71404583 and I don't celebrate holidays unless invited by family.
>>
>>71404528
go swimming

live in rural area? take a bus 5-10km away from home and walk back though the woods

paint or draw something

learn a language or watch some series in different language with english subtitles
>>
>>71404577
hahaha nice goof pal
>>
>>71404617
I don't swim. Last year was first time fully submerged in water since childhood and that was while drowning.

Maybe I'll finish Rustaveli's Man in the Panther's Skin. I don't know. I have nowhere in this city to be and no money to spend.
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My cat is a cunt to me but not my girlfriend.
I honestly don't know why I haven't gotten rid of if yet. Maybe because then I'd be completely alone.
>>
>>71404678
>I don't swim.
Tyrell?
>>
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>>71404608
you are/can be one of your own friend

take yourself out

google sexy presidents pictures

have some alone time

then come back here to report back on your day
>>
>>71404697
Because you're a cuck. You like being treated like shit by an animal. Get a dog you faggot.
>>
>>71404678
no friends? to play sum vidya?
>>
>>71404697
Get a dog
>>
>>71404723
I would get a dog but my apartment doesn't allow dogs. I want to get a dog some day, though.
>>
>>71404702
I almost killed my brother dragging him under the water when he tried to save me. It is not an irrational fear.
>>71404726
Frankly I find video games dull.
>>71404706
Man, I have alone time all the time.
>>
>>71404753
>my apartment doesn't allow dogs
Get a different apartment and then get a dog
>>
>>71404753
What if you get a little doggo and they're none the wiser?
>>
>>71404761
yeah they are mostly, though i enjoy spending time with my friends while playing dota for instance, which is a piece of shit game
>>
My cat is fucking rad. He was raised by dogs.
>>
How are you celebrating Family Day?
>>
>>71404817
alone
>>
pic of my lifelong pals, gf and pet doggo
>>
Albertsons chicken tendies rival any fast food joint.
>>
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My girlfriend has a Lab at home. It seems like a nice dog. I'm gonna bring it some treats.
>>
>>71404862
second best doggo
>>
>>71404862
I used to have a dog. While I was on trip visiting family other family member gave her away. She died last year.
>>
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>>71404761
not with sexy pictures of president though

and never forget, we are your friends
>>
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>>71404862
>girlfriend
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x4FyeGOjkXQ

reduce your income so you don't pay taxes
>>
>>71404887
4chan is part of avoidance pattern I have. It would be healthy if I completely disconnected from internet.
>>
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>be me last year
>find this internet page of the canadian government, with hundreds of declassified documents of UFO sightings that happened in the country
>find the page again today
>it 404'd

http://www.collectionscanada.gc.ca/databases/ufo/index-e.html
>>
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>>71404903
Hmmmm?
>>
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>>71404990
>>
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>>71404957
don't abandon us :( we are your friends

some outside hobby is always nice to have. films, walks, local sport groups, etc
>>
>>71404912
varg is a cool guy but he needs to get rid of his hatred for non-retarded christianity
>>
>>71404990
>tfw our government are aliens

why did it have to be Canada out of all countires
>>
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>>71405009
>>
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>>71405043
>m-muh deus vult
kys kid
>>
I really want to cum on a qts chest
>>
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>>71405051
Ay dude, we got some kinda problem? You're, like, hella rude.
>>
>>71405083
You can cum on my chest
>>
>>71405073
>non-retarded christianity
>deus vult

Seems you are the retarded kid
>>
i hate how pasta sauce and salsa rook so same
>>
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What do you think of my laptop stickers
>>
>>71405090
i'm telling your qt you fucking cheater fuck fuck gucfkc
>>
>>71405090
Do you have perky tits (best tits)
>>
>>71405112
How do you know he isn't my qt???????
>>
>>71405104
wow brah! so rad
>>
>>71405104
>using anything that isnt electrical tape on your laptop
>>
>>71405089
>You're, like, hella rude.
NorCal please go.
>>
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>>71405131
>>
>>71405138
because i am

;_______________;
>>
>>71405104
Must have been the kewlest kid on campus circa 2007.
>>
I found a Chainsmokers song from 2013 in my favorites.
>>71405175
No. Fuck SoCal.
>>
warning
warning anime homos are here
warning warning
>>
>>71405104
I have an apple sticker covering the dell logo on my laptop:^]
>>
>>71405183
We could have been something but you chose dogface
>>
>buy fancy microphone
>realize I have no one to talk to
Maybe I'll earn some money on the side reading books on tape
>>
join my discord for /cum/mies https://discord.gg/X3CfNB2
>>
>>71405194
:(
>>
>>71405198
*skimboards away*
>>
>>71391558
>>71391558
>>71391558
>>71391558
new thread
>>
>>71405043
there is no "non-retarded christianity"

its inherently universalist from the start, Jesus said to make disciples of many nations and thus Christianity acts as a leveler between all peoples
the white nationalist crusader larpers online are heretics

Christianity also endorses a concept of dominion over nature which is simply unacceptable
>>
>>71405179
Flat chests are cute but do you feel a bit pedo?

Small tits > medium tits > flat chest > bimbo big boobs
>>
>>71405209
how do you know that just isn't a front?
>>
>>71405214
i bought a shitty retro microphone. turns out it doesn't work, but if I plug a guitar amp in and blast it and I can almost hear the guitar
>>
>>71405260

>>71405260

>>71405260
>>
>>71405194
>No. Fuck SoCal.
Why don't you go play your flute on Haight-Ashbury.
>>
>>71405271
you fucked it up
>>
>>71405255
Why would I feel pedo about my own chest?

>>71405263
because I'm talking with the qt now
>>
>>71405271
BAD THREAD
>>
>>71405293
how do you know i'm not really fast and just multitasking

i need u bb
>>
>>71405293
Can I see your chest
>>
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>>71405288
LE TONGUE LE TONGUE

YEAAAAAAAH
>>
>>71405329
>>71405329
>>71405329
>>71405329
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>>71405315
Maybe later

>>71405313
Come here
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