What's /int/'s favourite alcoholic drink?

little girl's pee

My dad's semen.

British men tears

German piss, i.e. beer

Every so often, to spoil myself, I like to go find a beaver, rub some maple syrup on his tail and then lick it off to the national anthem. Afterwards I let him suck me off with his little buck teeth juuuust scratching my rock hard shaft.

Stopped drinking years ago but it was Guinness

>mfw people look at you like you're an alien if you say you don't drink here

Alcohol genuinely never did anything for me. Never made me happier or more confident, was boring desu, maybe I'm allergic to it or something.

Whiskey

White wine or vodka

I left alcoholic drinks time ago, but, when a familiar dies, the family drink "mate con malicia" (aguardiente) around a bonfire.

>>71392976
bear to start off a night out and progress to whiskey
mead for chillaxing at home

>>71392976
Brown rum.