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real human bean edition
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cara
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maisie
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>>71391901
eight seconds
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>>71391901
XDDDDDDDD
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>tfw no tall slav gf
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alri caralad
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Reminder
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When I bust my nut but I still wanking
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>>71391901
this 2bh
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gf wrapped this around a brick and chucked it through my window lads
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>>71391893
u
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mischa desu
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bob hope was english
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Vladimir Putin is Heineken’s President; he reaches places where other presidents cannot!
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>>71392003
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>>71391631
These are all boring
Commonwealth, especially British satire is much better and less spiteful.

Canadian satire used to be GOAT but has declined a lot, it's still decent though.
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>a new red dead instead of gta6
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>>71392012
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why are non whites so racist
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Unironically enjoying this cheesy mess.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0A-qeMzb4E
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEFVxB7AlJw
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>>71392044
feels fucking exellent
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>>71392044
fuck off you utter runt
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVEG4wrkKdg
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gf just sent me this via carrier pigeon
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>>71392044
Red dead is better than GTA
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lads have any of you transferred from one uni to another after the first year?
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>>71391993
I told you to look it up though. but you won't clearly as it counters your rorke narrative.
also islam isn't rising at all (for example the video of riots you sent, well the same thing happened in 2005 no? or maybe you were too young back then), but since you're so interested in those issues why don't you join a nationalist group and get active in real life instead of trying to prove a point to some other bloke on the internet
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>>71392003
oh man
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>Poleaboos credit card debt saga is starting

Gotta hand it to the writers
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>>71392077
>>71392087
>>71392099
>tfw sold my xbox long before red dead came out
>tfw regret
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>>71392044
Red dead IS gta with a western skin
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Ah yes, it's a women are shit because his oneitis won't acknowledge him episode
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>>71392133
>gta with a western skin

And GTA is what, south east asian?
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>>71392116
did they write the tim story?
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>>71392101
lads PLEASE
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>>71392116
Link
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>>71392116
whats happened?
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>When you check the FB of the girl you had a crush on in school and she has a black boyfriend
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hmm

did hiro change how images open on 4chan
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>>71392147
#JustPedantThings
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>when you see someone that posts about stalking people on FB
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Full of the old 'nui lads
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>>71392203

that always gives me a giggle, although i am black.
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>>71392172
>>71392181
He's taken out 3 credit cards and not even been paid yet.

https://poleaboo.wordpress.com/2017/02/19/mastercard-or-amex/
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ELLO THERE
E-ELLO THER WE AR THA KWEENS NICKERS N THIS IS PISS OFF TOWAH BRIGE
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>>71392044
that's a good thing

although don't worry, i expect the next gta in early 2019
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BEAUTIFUL MORNING

YOU'RE THE SUN IN MY MORNING BABE
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>>71392087
>>71392099
>>71392133
no, cars>>>>horses and pretending to be some wild west mong
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>>71392203
>when the girl you've been jerking off to for years makes her instagram private
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>Imagine you got the dopest piece of pussy you ever had and she's all into that. And she's 420 friendly. That's Shemale Kush
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>>71392231
As someone that doesn't have any social media profiles what 'stalking' even is?

Why is looking at old photo's considered 'stalking'?

If they didn't want there photo's to be seen they wouldn't be stalking no?
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>>71392234
>valentina nappi

good taste, jamal
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Might fuck the girl from Sneaky Pete
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99% of non-whites wish they were white skinned

i went to china. their ideal of beauty is a whitewashed chinaman. models on advertising have pale skin with photoshopped cheekbones eyes and lips
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>>71392304
>As someone that doesn't have any social media profiles
haha you're weird
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>>71392274
somehow the barren wasteland of the wild west was more fun to explore than GTA 5. The story also blew ANY of the GTA games out the water
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>>71392234
alri brum
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>>71392238

wow what a FASCINATING story arc! *hides your post*
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Mum's food hygiene is genuinely disgusting and she has a tantrum if I refuse to eat something that has been frozen, defrosted and reheated 20 times
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>wake up at 2:30
>nice weather out

What should I do to take advantage of the next hour or so?
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>>71392304
>As someone that doesn't have any social media profiles what 'stalking' even is?
lol wtf :p x
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>>71392295
heeeey BUDDY.... wanna go to space for a little bit?
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I didnt really like RDR that much
it was still better than a lot of games but it felt too much like a horseback conversation simulator
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>>71392307

ty
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>>71392330
I've HAD social media accounts. All of them, Twitter, Facebook and Instagram. Got rid of them all. A lot of my friends have done the same.
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>>71392315
Which one
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cannot stand stoners

fucking smelly morons
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>>71392376
close the blinds and post on /brit/
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>>71392376
shit post on 4chan until its dark
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>>71392077
Prequels are rarely good.
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>>71392408
The shoplifting cousin
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>when you make a fake instagram account just to follow the girl who you've been jerking off to for years after she made her account private
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>>71392384
Missed a few words out sorry babe x

Meant to be

>As someone with no social media profiles can someone explain what 'stalking' even is
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>cunt thinks he can batter me

he couldn't batter a sausage
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>>71392397
reddit tier opinion

>>71392398
>blacked

she's not white anyway
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Another day of not muttering a word.

Think it was 3 weeks ago since I last spoke to someone.
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>>71392234

ageing badly
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>>71392444
when you do that and she doesn't accept
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>>71392475
why dont you have a facebook? xx
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>>71392416
>>71392417
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so drunk haha

*takes flight*
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my 5'9" mate is pretty strong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrWdssYTt3A
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YouGov expert Peter Kellnerr said the findings made Putin a "Heineken politician".

“The Vladimir vault is simply enormous. He is Russia's Heineken politician: refreshing parts of the people that other politicians can't reach. Even if his popularity doesn't last, it poses an awkward challenge not just to Zhirinovskiy, but to Zyuganov and Mirinov too. Are there lessons they urgently need to learn from this remarkable phenomenon?”
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>>71392481

she is white (Italian), her kids certainly won't be though.
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>>71392433
>tfw no cousin sex scene
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZK3RBJ4P8I

finland is weird
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>>71392479
I'll throw your tdi bora at you m8
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>>71392564
Zante?
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>>71392497
and then you get arrested like poleaboo because feelings
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Hi

It's me again...
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>tfw born under 7' manlet
jdimsa
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how are you stormageddon
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im here to perform a poem for you all

i am not my grandmother or my mother
although they are flowing into me
into me i am not them
and i will not take this beating
beating down like the rain
without a sound
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>putin will die in your lifetime

weird feell
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Theory: poley will eventually move out into a house share with some women and he'll repeat the mistakes of his past and get arrested again
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>>71392045

SMALL FOAMY BEERS
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>>71392625
holy shit
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>>71392625
doesnt look right
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Just had a thought. Instead of no pain no gain how about no pain and still the gain?
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just went over to /tv/ for the first time in ages, why are they calling everything 'kino'
is this some weeb shit
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Might take up photography
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>>71392696
german
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>>71392625

>eats 5k calories
>still a stick insect

Lanklets lol
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very convincing points https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmO-ziHU_D8
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>>71392581
god why did august ames have to fuck her shit up

>>71392696
it's german for film
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its our year la
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>>71392646
It's impossible to get into a house share with girls outside of your uni years.
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>>71392696

/tv/ memes
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>>71392646
Would be a hoot desu
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>gamer ""culture""
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>>71392715
youll be disappointed at first
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>>71392625

Literally too tall. rip his joints later in life
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>>71392696
its german for cinema supposedly

/tv/ is tremendous fun
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>>71392625
>Bobroczky
>Romanian
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>>71392715
Literally not a hobby. Aim and press a button
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>>71392762
how can they be nervous performing in front of a crowd but not live on national tv
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>>71392203
>when you check the FB of the girl you fancied in school and find out she's even prettier and single and then you start stalking her 'book to find out where she goes so you can plan a chance meeting with her
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going to a FtM support group tomorrow
gonna rub my dick in all their faces (metaphorically)
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>>71392762
hey my friend goes to towson
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>>71392796
>>71392811
>>71392813
>>71392816


Holy shit, FUCK OFF micks


you wannabe brits need to get your own general
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>>>/tv/79595762
what did he mean by this
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>>71392843
good luck, pal

hope it works out
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FEAR is a great game. amazing atmosphere.
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>>71392797
Already got 20 likes on Instagram for one of my photos
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>>71392796
is there a bigger tumblr faggot detector than bashing "gamers"?
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Me thinks bed&read it's going to be now. nite.
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>>71392203
Dodged a bullet

Your kids would've had the coalburner gene
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>>71392867
revive cromwell and get him to send the animefags in /eire/ to slavery in the carribean and maybe I'll post there then
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kinda want a gf but dislike most girls
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which girl from sneaky pete are you talking about?
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>>71392779
yeah, but I guarantee that poley will manage to worm his way into a female house share by pretending he is a girl

trust me, the poor ratings of recent seasons of the show will mean that the writers will take it back to it's roots
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>>71392892
Did the wizard slay the dragon again hahah classic. Did the ork level up in the warcraft? Hahah unreal
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>tfw you find a check the facebook of the girl you had a crush on in school
>tfw she's dating a guy far uglier than you
>tfw you're still a kissless virgin
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accidentally superliked someone on tindre. fuck.
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>>71392880
giz a link
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>>71392696
>"why are they calling everything 'kino'"
>"is this some weeb shit"

folk this stupid don't deserve to exists in modern society, let alone have access to the world-wide-web.
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https://twitter.com/jensenclan88/status/833103821685481472

Fucking yanks what is wrong with them
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On a date with the gf
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>check the bebo of the girl you fancied in high school, send her a message and a link to your piczo site
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>>71393006
clearly quite mentally ill
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>>71392981
>Hurt starts playing
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>>71393030
>high school
foy
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>>71392941
The blog started long after he moved out of the house share with the polack. The big shakeup the writers have planned is the noncustodial sentence the judge passes on him.
Something like forced therapy.
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watching TV or films is not a hobby
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life is too tiresome
i'm going to sleep
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>>71393013
MORE CHEESE GROMIT?
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>>71392696
that's how we rank them
flick, movie, film and kino
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>>71393080
why don't you tell us what a hobby is then, mr hobby police cunt
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>>71392867
Americans call Irish lads Micks and it's offensive to them as Americans calling us Limey lol.
/eire/ merged with /brit/ years ago, as it should and soon will be in reality. The reunified British Isles.
This how you annoy the Irish.
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>>71393073
baited for this EXACT response
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>>71392867
Holy shit, getting so triggered by a simple fucking icon next to today's date. Grow up and stop crying.
Try peeking into /éire/ and see all that blue white and red, utter fool.
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>>71393103
Rock climbing
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lads you know what's an absolute lark and a half snorting loads of coke and flooring it around country roads at like 90mph and just overtaking every cunt you can
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business idea: put on my programming socks and do some coding
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>>71393013
looks cute

enjoy if real x
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>>71393126
counter-baited for a similar response to this
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>>71392867
honestly have no interest in talking to other irishfags here. bit too close to home
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>>71393135
Hope your wrap your shitbox around a tree some day
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>>71392994
what are you going to do about it pussy
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the irish flag commands respect in this general
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the ol 'cide beckons me. every night when close my eyes i can hear the calls of the ol 'cide, attempting to draw me closer and closer to its cold grasp.

the ol 'cide's influence is growing stronger.
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haha where do you even go rock climbing in the uk??
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>>71393157
ah yes i see my meta-bait has succeeded
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>>71392981

mutts are an abomination
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gonna go fuck a feminist with my 4 incher
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name one genius that aint crazy
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>>71393213
to a rock climbing centre you fucking moron

get out of /brit/
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>>71392916
West Brit cunt
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>>71393188
my car is worth £16,000
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>>71393103

chess
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Absolutely stunning how you can take potatoes away from the Irish and they just have no idea how to grow, hunt or fish. Screeching.
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>>71392967
>iktf
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>cum
>nose starts running
every fucking time
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business idea: kill person and sell their body to the black market for pretty penny
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>>71393240
>tfw no giantess negro gf to fuck me dominantely
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>>71393260
all of it financed hp'ed or pcp'ed lmao
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*sprinkles blight on your potatoes*
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>>71393297
I always cough after I cum. Mum and dad must know every time I wank in the morning.
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all around me are familiar faces
worn out places
worn out faces
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>tfw no model gf
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i always fart after i cum
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>why yes, my hobby IS climbing artificial rocks
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>>71393332
>>71393333
hmm
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the potato blight was all just one intricate attempt by an irish lad to get his bollocks smashed
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>>71393347
what's your hobby
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give me some dench meals i can make with beans
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>>71393333
barron pulls no punches
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>>71393308
alri israrel
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where is the safest place to sleep in a city if you have no accommodation? a grave?
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>>71393387
beans on toast
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Alri lads.

Some fuckin nerd on the internet made robots you can drive around.

They text to speak things you type.

His apartment is fuckin disgusting.

Might be good for a laff.

http://runmyrobot.com/
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>>71393396
a church
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>>71393240
that's a big girl
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mental what happened in sweden last night
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>>71393308
post automatons of coitus
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>>71393387
beans on jacket potato
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why does the man walk towards the camera
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>>71393387
chicken nuggets, chips and beans
ham egg chips and beans
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just realised i'm 27 and been working full time since i was 21 and not had a genuine sick day in all that time. i'm always one of the employees with the highest number of sick days, but they are literally ALL lies. i was NEVER actually ill once
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>>71393332
>>71393333
NO EXPRESSION
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>>71393333
How exactly does one get pussy while living at the white house as a teenage boy? The secret service always cock blocking you. when you're trying to run game on some foreign prime ministers daughter the news media catches you smiling at her and immediately blows shit out if proportion speculating that you are somehow breaking international law with your awkward teenage flirting, so you have to testify before congress that you didn't give away any top secret documents to her and are made to admit live on C-SPAN that you've never even kissed a girl . Then you get blue balls from some hot conservative girl winking at you and flashing her panties under her skirt and making sexy faces and blow job motions to you while you were going through some airport or public event, and when you passed by and shook her hand she leans in whispering she is going to diddle her clit thinking about you tonight and how much she wants to suck your dick off, just to fuck with you. Then you try to look up some porn when you get home just to relieve the tension but you just know the CIA is monitoring and 3 other govornment agencies are watching you beat off. Then you finally break down and Jack off in the shower which sets off some fucking biohazard drain alarm and the entire place is on lock down until they can find the source of the specimen and you end up getting debriefed by the joint chiefs of staff about your masturbatory habits and how you almost created a national security issue with your dick. Then wikileaks leaks your search history showing you looked up penis enlargement techniques when it was actually just some click bait you'd accidentally clicked and TYT spends all next week talking about your supposed micro penis. So you end up squirming a little since you are so wound up and being judged constantly and now people are saying you look like a fucking mental patient and you start to think you'll never get any pussy.
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>>71393467
read every single word
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>>71393332
>>71393333
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>>71393456
*reports you to the lesbians in HR*
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SAVIOUR
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>>71393456
pretty sure most under 30s save their sick days for those brutal hangovers/comedowns/ or days when you just couldnt give a fuck.
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>>71393491
*a wild overweight butch lady appears with a clipboard*
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BRAAAAPP Obama
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>>71393419
lol im moving one
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>pikey scum are robbing dogs in the area

reeeeeeeeeee
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>>71393332
>>71393333
Ah yes
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Ah yes, remembering an absolutely classic memory of telling a girl "You must be fucked in the head if you like me"
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>>71393456
i feel guilt when i have a sick day off without actually feeling sick so i always pretend im ill and mentally try to convince myself im ill when i take a phony sick day
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Lunch
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>>71393269
penal laws 2bh

and famines still commonly occur in places where growing, hunting and fishing are abundant
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*places fingers on temples*
*focues pineal gland energy*
*delves into the future*

Hmm by my calculations lads this post is one to look out for >>71393820
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>>71393456
Took one sick day so far which was 2 days after NYE because i was on a horrendous comedown, randomly crying, and couldn't bring myself to face people still
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>>71393566
doubt the UN would bat an eyelid if someone did a cheeky genocide of pikeys
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>>71393566
They're travellers not pikeys begone west brit
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>>71393379
pastry baking
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>>71393598
is that yogurt
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>>71393651
I fucking hope not

I'd rather my dog was hit by a car than stolen by a pikey
>>
want to beat up a streetwear faggot
>>
>>71393678
no it's my cum
>>
I had a really bad stomach ache last night, but today I feel OK x
>>
>>71393668
shut up pc pikey
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>>71393711
>>
>>71393678
Yeah, you've never tried? The yogurt is garlicky
>>
I am planning on coming to UK for exchange studies next year. Are the girls that want to sleep with you just because you are from abroad as common as in Funland?
>>
>>71393598
someone came on your spag bol m8
>>
genuinely can't believe people happily drink alcohol, smoke and do drugs

how much of a wastelord do you have to be?
>>
the robot controlling website is toppa top
>>
punctured bicycle, on a hillside desolate
>>
>>71392916
the frogger in there seems unable to make a single post without attaching some animu onto his text; just one dire piece in there.
also
>"posters who do x are infinitely more irish than posters who do y"
yeukh.
>>
>>71393727
yea, whereabouts?
>>
>>71393722
thx
>>
>£100 for a one way eurostar

what the pooooo
>>
before you type out a comment and hit submit, stop and think 'should i?' and then don't.
>>
Watching a shitty camrip of Split
>>
>>71393598
Looks tasty
>>
>>71393820
GET
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>>71393774
wtf I hate brexit now
>>
>>71393774
Lad at work said he only paid about £60 to go to Brussels on the Eurostar return

Book in advance
>>
Yes boys the proto gf from secondary school years ago has broken up with her bf

Need to bump into her somehow now
>>
>>71393768
No idea yet, or even if I can get there. There is only like one or two open exchange possibilities per year for UK in my field.

Just asking if I get that lucky.
>>
*stares at you from across the street*
*waits for you to look over*
you want yer head-kicked in lad?
>>
>>71392993
they're all nude kiddywinks on beaches.
>>
why cant we have a whites only planet
>>
Shaved my arm hair for some reason

Feels weird
>>
Any of you have any non-white friends?
>>
*awards myself the Nobel Peace Prize*
>>
>>71393932
most of mine are
>>
tim plays the piano so beautifully
>>
>>71393932
Yea
>>
>>71393894
*walks towards you*
>>
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>Maybe I'm Shaft. Maybe I'm Trump. Yeah, I'm Trump, in my dirty, wiggy tower.
>>
*awards you with the nobel twat prize
>>
>>71392304
Stalking = being ugly and viewing anything on a girls profile
>>
>>71393954
are you also nonwhite?
>>
>>71393932
I have a friend who's mum is from Brazil he's light skinned but you can tell from his dark hair and eyes he's got foreign in him
>>
>>71393980
no
>>
>>71393668
shut up, pikey fucker.
>>
>>71394004
good lad
>>
>>71393932
2 asians and one 1/4 black
>>
>>71393919
fraid people will know I'm a homo if I do that
>>
Gonna browse the 'dit and then go to sleep
>>
reckon the earth is flat lads
>>
>>71393932
out of my ~9 friends, 5 are white, 2 are latino, two are black
>>
>>71393932
not got any black friends but ive got a paki one
>>
>>71394060
Is his name Monica?
>>
>>71394038
Did it at number 2 on the shaver thing

Probably not noticeable to anyone else but I can tell
>>
>>71393566
alri letterkenny
>>
might do a 'cide
>>
>>71393794
Tasted great
>>
do brits have dogs? legit thought it was just an american thing
>>
>>71394131
what's a dog?
>>
>kekistanis are nonwhite arabs
haha dumb /pol/tards
>>
>>71394077
no, i do only live a few miles from that weirdo though
>>
>>71394057
*Black bags you*
>>
Feeling a little sad

Might just play fallout with the curtains closed today x
>>
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this entire area needs to be bulldozed
>>
>>71394131
Yes I love my doggo :c
>>
>>71394131
a what? D-O-G?

speak english mate fuck are you on about
>>
>>71394009
>>71393668
They're TRAVELLERS fucking PIKEYS is what the Brits call them for hundreds of years they've been called TRAVELLERS not you west brit cunts come along after hearing pikeys in whatever west brit braindead estate you live in you WEST BRITISH BASTARDS ILL BREAK YOUR JAW YOU CUNTS
>>
>>71394147
kebab meat
>>
>>71394157
aww x
>>
>>71393932
used to have a few in school

sadly i think my years of isolation have made me a bit prejudiced
>>
>>71394150
I bet he "handled your package" when he was working at the post office huh?
>>
loc in a soc
any sucka will get a shock
>>
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>want to hate pikeys
>have trouble because Southend United's top striker was one
>>
>>71394168
theyre gyppos you idiot
>>
>>71393932
No

Actually I don't really have any friends let alone non whites.
>>
>>71394150
Go kill it
>>
Is there an American version of pikey/gypo/traveler?
>>
*dislikes your football team*
>>
>>71393419
think i just fucked up some paint from a wall
>>
>>71394227
>was
money and success doesn't mean you're not a pikey anymore
>>
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>Southend United
>>
>>71394281
Mexican
>>
having a shower
>>
do muslim girls date non muslim/white men?
>>
>Having nigger or mudslime friends

fuck off
>>
>>71394281
rednecks, those Mexicans that wear oversized clothes
>>
>>71394228
Yet another west brit phrase never heard of on this Ireland 20 years ago even. They're fucking Irish travellers and any other phrase means you're a brit (fair enough) or a west brit (fuck off)

Fucking townies I swear to god
>>
>>71394298
Hard workers that just want to provide a good life for their family?
>>
>>71394294
he doesn't play for southend any more mate that's what I meant
>>
I do actually get quite triggered when I suddenly hear my brother refer to knackers/travellers as 'pikeys'

hadn't even heard of that term prior to Snatch
>>
>>71394332
*tries to maintain eye-contact*
*gaze drift downwards*
>>
>>71394359
t. Fernando Rodriguez
>>
>>71394339
yeah and they go crazy for them 2bh
>>
looking at france on google maps

everything looks nice. what did britain do wrong
>>
>>71394389
You can call me Frank
>>
what were the footy scores lads?
>>
>>71394353
>townies
imagine being so much of an inbred spastic you think this is an insult
>>
>>71393419
tried smashing my robot into another one
>>
>>71394434
0-3 spurs
1-2 MU
>>
>>71394353
>reeeeeeeeeeee

lol
>>
>>71394391
really? hmmm

never seen it tbqh
>>
>>71394443
>>71394474
Townies
>>
>>71394373
>hadn't even heard of that term prior to Snatch
like how eskimos don't have a word for snow desu
>>
>>71394434

man united 1
loadsofmoney united loads
>>
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2017/feb/19/australia-new-normal-47c-climate-change

>47C

fuck moving to australia
>>
>>71394484
well if you don't know any it's hard to meet them

but just consider that to many muslim girls especially in the west, dating a white man is an opportunity for rebellion and escape from a patriarchal culture

obviously depends on how strict the family is
>>
>>71394353
king of the gypsies goes back years and years you absolute spastic
>>
>>71394168
>I'm gonig to use the politically correct term

back to r/ireland

call them knackers if you want
>>
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>>71392003
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>>71394542
>>71394542
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