/brit/

whats wrong with being muslim ??

London is 100% Muslim

I am 100% Muslim

>>71389521
>organised religion
>the current year

GO HOME PAKIS

fuck the sluts with the humungous butts

Gimmick idea: Get diagnosed with terminal cancer and become known as 'cancer lad' on /brit/, posting updates right up until my final breath.

Alri lads. Name an old obscure /brit/ gimmick or meme that you remember

I'll start.

>My head hurts when I eat cheese and my cunt mum keeps putting cheese in the meals

>>71389521
a lot of things 2bh. all religion is shit but Islam is particularly toxic.

>>71389536
>on 4chan

don't think you aren't a manchild too

>>71389521
what has islam contributed to the world?

>>71389570
not that old but underrated:

>Costa or the 'bucks?

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dormer 2bh lads

>>71389570
I'm so sorry

>>71389603
Got lots of arabs killed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwnz9LqN10

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will you continue your family name?

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>Tfw was accidentally reading a thread from 12 hours ago
>tfw came up with a really witty response to a post
>tfw wanted to post it and get lots of (you)'s congratulating me for my wit
>tfw realised when i pressed click the thread was archived

Palestine is 100% Jewish

>>71389521
Shia are ok

Sunnis, lmao no

>>71389626
OWEN MENTIONED

also nah i have too much shit wrong with me that it's best that i just exit from the genepool

>>71389657
now theres one for the coffee table

>>71389570
I remember the one where you pretend you don't have a gf, haha.

>>71389629
same lmao

some yank posted a boy racer car and was asking about me mum

>>71389488
Who's the right guy?

>>71389693
explain

>>71389689
they're both awful

the whole """shia""" meme is because most shias are persians and persians are historically more civilized and isolationalist than their camel riding cousin fucking desert rat arabs

>>71389693
I HATE YOU *autistic screeching*

>>71389116
Simply pay a Lebo to wear one and tip it, there ought be plenty in the 'ney and 'bourne.
>>71389689
finally, some sense among the wall of shit.

reckon communist parties should be against mass immigration as immigrants are a direct economical enemy to the proletariat

>>71389756
so it's not really a meme then is it, it's based in fact

wahhabism is utter cancer

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*picks ur mum up in this*

There was suddenly a hush in the crowd. A tall, darkly handsome man dressed in the white costume of a Romanian peasant rode into the yard on a white horse. He halted close to me, and I could see nothing monstrous or evil in him. On the contrary. His childlike and sincere smile radiated over the miserable crowd, and he seemed to be with it yet mysteriously apart from it. Charisma is an inadequate word to define the strange force that emanated from this man. He was more aptly simply part of the forests, of the mountains, of the storms on the snow-covered peaks of the Carpathians, and of the lakes and rivers. And so he stood amid the crowd, silently. He had no need to speak. His silence was eloquent, it seemed to be stronger than we were, stronger than the order of the prefect who denied him speech. An old, white-haired peasant woman made the sign of the cross on her breast and whispered to us "The emissary of the Archangel Michael !". Then the sad little church bell began to toll, and the service which invariably preceded Legionary meetings began. Deep impressions created in the soul of a child die hard. In more than a quarter of a century I have never forgotten my meeting with Corneliu Zelea Codreanu

>>71389809
one of the ugliest cars ever made

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the lower class goal
>>71389809
alri yanko

>>71389781
agree tbqh lad

they used to be until the 1980s

it's just retarded postmodern SJW leftists celebrate "diversity" and the destruction of white people as progressive

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>>71389809
thats not a boy racer car is it?

do yanks have boy racers?

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new political idea: fiscally Liberal, economically Conservative

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>>71389689
>based shia

If your surname is Smith or Taylor you must leave this thread.

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This really made me think

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>>71389851
>>71389781

>>71389871
Americans shouldn't have been there.

>>71389867
what do you understand 'fiscally' to mean? just curious.

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>>71389909

>>71389871
>bomb French barracks
>kill more Americans
ah yes

>>71389851
>postmodern SJW leftists celebrate "diversity" and the destruction of white people as progressive
yo what the fuck are you talking about
I'm talking about communism and you start talking about some vocal minority boogeyman

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need to visit thailand for a thing

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>>71389867

>>71389867
Better idea: anarcho-technocratism

shia lacuck

>>71389871
>'peacekeepers' getting killed by bombs
howling

fully automated luxury communism when

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>not social skills or gf and have a liddle willy

>>71389899
>immigrants come in
>start doing the same work as the proleteriat
>but for way cheaper
>the already struggling, living off mortgages & debts proletariat crumbles under the weight of consumerism

>>71389781
immigrants are just as much the proletariat 2bh

if commies had any consistency they'd be radical centrists

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>>71389954
it's not some boogeyman though, it's part and parcel of many modern communists' ideology

even white communists hate themselves.

just cba with it really. even if their theories of white privilege are real, why should i care?

>>71389852
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bmwhgLKTtI

Maybe a little

>>71389883
Europe will be majority refugee?
Shit
Thing is they wont go for peace, its going to be arabs cosplaying as French fighting turks cosplaying as Germans

What happened in Sweden?

>>71390031
Well the real French haven't existed since the 1800s

>>71389883
africa has just 1.2bn people

it's clear this number of his is a massive asspull

>>71390009
already installed immigrants who came during the last century are part of the proletariat
that's why newcomers are their direct enemies, even if they share the same skin color or shit like this
they should care about their homeland more than their skin brother

>>71390021
most twitter communists are jewish

>>71389936
yeah, if we pull out of the middle east they will come bomb manhattan, sounds about right
it's not like they have the capability to do that right now if they wanted to or anything

>>71390062
ikea, meatballs, abba, edgy metal

must have missed that bit in Kapital where it said we must kill whitey

>>71389926
:^)

>>71390062
trump invented a terror attack that never happened (and it was supposed to be in sweden, to fit the "sweden is lost" meme)

most twitter communists should be executed

>>71390006
Workers against workers? Nah, fäm.
>productive labour is not part of the proletariat

Absolutely creasing at
>money doesn't buy happiness
Yet it fucking does lmao

>>71390085
ah yes the national proletariat should be coddled at the expense of the international proletariat

>>71390156
so much for the tolerant libertarians

>>71390090
i'm aware

>>71390102
doesn't really matter since they're all true believers and believe they're righteous warriors for the oppressed

nothing is more dangerous than a committed fool

might become a radical centrist

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>wanking to twice-cum JOI
>close tab after cumming once

>>71390067
?

>>71390150
what did he say exactly? there have been lots of mini stabbing terrorist attacks across Sweden

>>71390062
It experienced the Metalocalypse.

>>71390182
I'm not a libertarian

>>71390166
think you'd get bored after a while

what's the use in having so many nice expensive things if you can afford them whenever you want? it decreases your enjoyment of them because they're no longer luxuries

>>71390176
>international proletariat
why would i care about some tribal runt in africa or malaysian sweatshop worker? they just want whitey dead anyway

>tfw no white working class britain that purges rorkes and rasheeds alike

>>71390166
It does but

you can still be depressed its just money won't be the issue, after you win the lotto apparently having the money becomes the norm

What makes me laugh is people saying they'd still go to work after wining 100mil

reckon gommies should move to north korea

do communists not realise that they are literally the bourgeoisie

>>71390176
well countries are divided by borders innit? i find the idea of patriotism idiot, but since we live in a world made of borders & flags, let's be patriots no?

>>71390164
but newcoming productive labour is ready to work for much cheaper than the actual labour, causing misbalances in the work market and making everyone even poorer (while bosses will keep getting richer of course). massive immigration only helps the rich to get richer

>>71390203
He clearly implied something big had happened the previous night in Sweden because he's a fat mong but nothing happened in Sweden.

>>71390150
Yeah but there have been so many stabbings and murders that it doesnt really matter, but i suppose Sweden's "badass" feminist government will show silly Drumpf

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what cigarettes does /brit/ smoke?

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>A great ring-wall of stone, like towering cliffs, stood out from the shelter of the mountain-side, from which it ran and then returned again. One entrance only was there made in it, a great arch delved in the southern wall. Here through the black rock a long tunnel had been hewn, closed at either end with mighty doors of iron. They were so wrought and poised upon their huge hinges, posts of steel driven into the living stone, that when unbarred they could be moved with a light thrust of the arms, noiselessly. One who passed in and came at length out of the echoing tunnel, beheld a plain, a great circle, somewhat hollowed like a vast shallow bowl: a mile it measured from rim to rim.

>>71390075
Africa's and South Asias population is growing exponentially and every new person is born into a country rife with corruption, poverty, violence and disease, bloating an already strained social fabric.

Meanwhile, as communication spreads, everyone gets a TV, a cellphone, a facebook (see Zuckerberg's plan to introduce internet to 500 million sub-saharan africans), they see more of the West. And they ask a simple question.

"Why can I not live there, instead of my shitty village?"

And then they decide that they can, and off they go.

The refugee crisis is nothing to do with war, or climate change or anything else. It's simply overpopulation in the Third World, everything else is smoke and mirrors because this is an unsolvable problem unless you literally let them starve.

>>71390266
NK is not true communism

>>71390276
don't think they do

>>>/tv/79593901
>>>/tv/79593901
>>>/tv/79593901

Take Me Out starts in 5 minutes

reckon this yank must fuck off to >>>/pol/ because it's getting quite tiresome to read.

>>71390266
Uhhh, that's not REAL communism, sweetheart
*clapping hands*

CAPTAIN PRICE, AL ASAD JUST EXECUTED PRESIDENT AL-FULANI ON NATIONAL TELEVISON.

just had nigger sex

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3604936/PICTURED-Blood-smeared-floors-walls-child-migrant-centre-Swedish-social-worker-22-stabbed-death-frenzied-attack-Somali-boy-TWENTY-ONE.html

hmmm

ah yes

sweden

last year

Watched a few Paul Joseph Watson videos and the only conclusion I've reached is that I'd like to punch his annoying face.

>>71390250
that's up to you

i'm just saying if commies practiced what they preached they would be in favour of migration

as it stands it's just an ideology based on giving more money to overunionised unproductive machine operators

>>71390288
>there have been so many stabbings and murders
ah yes
this only happens in sweden

got promoted at work

might treat myself to a few new buttplugs

>>71389755
His eyes change colour

>>71390323
have another galereux

>>71390312
Literally who

*kills myself*
*posts it to instagram*
*millions of likes*

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>le "real communism has never been tried" meme

Business idea: open a condom factory in Africa and advertise heavily also bribe politicians

>>71390364
It's kind of like Blind Date with slags

>>71390326
I respect NK more than most modern communists

At least it has guts and refuses to bend to America. Plus they have pride in their people

Honestly NK is basically NazBol/Strasserist.

>>71390280
Of course, lad. But that problem is then within the economic system. Also it's an issue that can't be address nationally but globally.

>>71390307
ah yes the rorkist alternate reality

>>71390349
Pics x

>>>/pol/113376758

Why do old people come on 4chan?

>>71390307
This

Africa is Europe in the 1600s, Europe is the New World.

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>>71390338
MAIN

You think your asshole comments are funny. A bunch of stupid asslicking cocksuckers is what you all are. every last one of you. I'd like to burn you at the stake after smashing you toes with a sledgehammer for a couple of days.

>>71390413
Name a single thing incorrect with my statement

>>71390307
its the same reason people flooded into urban areas in the 19th century and they became overcrowded polluted shitheaps.

train kept a rollin

my bitch is bad and bourgeois

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Not all wankers are pakis, but all pakis are wankers.

Really makes u think

50,000 people used to live here. Now it's a ghost town.

Our so-called leaders prostituted us to the West... destroyed our culture... our economies... our honor.

gonna go bed lol

>>71390307
>It's simply overpopulation in the Third World

Disagree. It's underdevelopment in the Third World which is necessary so the big boys in the west get all the goodies. Places like the Congo are kept in a state of anarchy so they can get cheap materials.

I'm unironically going to watch gay interracial sex while playing rick and morty on the 'flix.

really hate some americans

>>71390338
Depression is not real

>>71390250
you're a national socialist, congrats

>>71390429
At least buy me dinner first~

>>71390336
>Youssaf Khaliif Nuur, from Ethiopia, was thought to be 15 but now revealed as at least 21, is charged with murder

really hate almost all americans

>>71390531
no, they were capitalist scumbags and i've zero desire to live under fascism

basically a labour government with little immigration would be fine by me

>>71390483
thats some shiny plasic on the front of that jeep

FUCKING HELL

economic calculation is impossible without market prices

>>71390561
ah yes.

gf wanted me to drive her to the hairdressers but i wanted wanking off

http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1487509649580.webm

we compromised

Why do people hate The Daily Mail?

The website layout is fucking great, really easy to browse, lots of big photos and articles to get your attention.

>>71389488
Link?

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runt irl shared this on facebook

>>71390626
hmm yes paul walker the fuckhead multi millionaire actor who was drunk driving over twice the speed limit on 6 year old tires. praise him, the absolute legend

how come yanks are all rorkes

>>71390508
Agree partially with you

Overpopulation is still a massive part of it. They are conditioned to have 11 kids each, it's their culture, that hasn't changed. Except now infant mortality is way lower than it was, so now their population is exploding like never before. And before you say "but they'll have less kids when they develop", that is patently untrue. British-Somalian families still have an average of 8 children after living here for decades.

And also disagree with the underdevelopment being deliberately encouraged by the West. It's more to with the fact that tribal loyalty is the only real social contract they have. Everyone else is an enemy, so corruption is just insane. Plus the average IQ of under 70 is hardly conducive to a functioning society.

Children: Rather not say.

>>71390674
tbf that is top cunt behaviour lmao

>>71390674
No that was Dunn

Paul walker was a passenger and the car burned him to death

>>71389629
post it anyway, I'm curious (but not only in one way).
;-)

we should have strict worldwide population control

the goal, long term, should be a world population of 3 billion, max

>>71390626
need to change that car alot for it to become acceptable

i'm gonna give it you all straight right now: i do not care one bit about france

France is no longer France.

>>71390742
well good for you, people like gates and zuckerberg are desperately saving as many millions of 3rd worlders as they can

>>71390627
bugs me how the left defends islam today

garbage, like all religion

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ever attempted to win a girls heart by dancing lads?

think the ex may have given us scabies. very fucked off desu boys, very fucked off

>>71390804
fun stuff

>>71390720
>The car was said to be traveling between 80 miles per hour (130 km/h) and 93 miles per hour (150 km/h) and had nine-year-old tires that were seldom driven on
my bad. still a dickhead though

>>71390790
this one's for you

>>71390768
nah when i go out it still looks like france

>>71390720
fancy getting in the car with a drunk driver then the thick cunt

>>71390790
this guy is a normie now, r9k found his instagram

>>71390742
Literally only the third world needs population control.

Love it when normies go on about overpopulation and how everyone should be sterilised, but if you point out that Europe's population is in terminal decline and say we should sterilise Africans, you're a racist.

>>71390768
Europe in general is a dung heap which is pretty depressing

hard to imagine that by the end of the century they will be tearing down all the old cathedrals, ancient ruins from Rome and others, basically anything to show that Europeans were ever there.

>>71390833
depends on where you go

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>>71390841
now you realise the guy was the normie all along and the girl was the abnormie

paris is literally like all the london memes but its actually true this time

>>71390832
>still a dickhead though

He wasn't driving though

>>71390879
This made me feel ill

>>71390877
live in paname and everything is good
maybe you should quit dreaming

>>71390841
>just beeing yourself works
Hmm

>>71390838
No you idiot
The driver of Paul Walkers Carrera GT wasn't drunk
http://people.com/celebrity/paul-walkers-deadly-car-crash-what-happened/

Ryan Dunn was the one that got drunk and wrecked his Porsche

who is this literal retarded fuck who supports drink driving?

theres a reason its illegal

ah yes lets just kill an entire family by accident on my way to the shops!

guarantee you're one of those rasheeds who drive shit BMWs

>>71390862
nope, europeans should be limited too. countries like britain, france, germany and netherlands are far too overpopulated

>>71390879
Liberty was a mistake.

>>71390925
Ah, we might not have the same vision of France, then. It's supposed to be white.

>>71390946
oh fuck off

>>71390439
well its based on an assumption lad

>>71390903
London is only a couple of years behind Paris.

>>71390967
it is white lol

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if usa had the same population density as england, the current population would be 4.06 BILLION

>>71390879
th-thats a lad right

>>71390948
Most people who """""""drink drive"""""""" are barely over the limit. It's far too low. If you can't have 5/6 pints without crashing your car you're a fucking wet blanket

Hmmmm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m95_2C1TTCk

>>71390949
You don't have to limit birthrate you spastic, that's already below replacement rate, just immigration. That's the only reason our population is increasing.

anyone remember the cuckio meme

>>71390948
They're trying to find a way to justify their own idiocy.

>>71391004
yeah it's mental

>>71390925
>live in paname and everything is good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkK3OvvHzrY
>everything is good

>>71390862
saying only the third world needs pop control is literally racist lad

>>71391024
genuinely hope you keep doing it so you eventually crash and die

>>71390862
Just playing a bit of devil's advocate but someone from the first world uses 50x the resources and creates 50x the pollution that someone from the third world does. 50 might not be the actual number, it might be 49, might be 51, but you get my point.

Also, people in the third world aren't stood in a group right in front of the door to the 24 hour Sainsbury's like it's a place to hang out with your chums, like shoppers aren't trying to use that area to get in and out of the Sainsbury's. Fucking mongs. Stand and chat anywhere else, just get out of the way you fucking wankers. I would control that population in a second.

>>71391057
>seine-saint-denis
>paris
learn your geography you spastic

>>71390879
white people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz-WnMNJ5hI


choon

>>71391043
good, as I said the population should decrease by a few billion. let it dwindle over the next few decades. the whole of humanity must make an effort to reduce its footprint.

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>>71389719
>>71390623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D90CsmtaNs

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>>71391004
>the current population would be 4.06 BILLION
maybe i could finally get a gf hahaha

>>71391004
Need to accept refugees to fill it up

>>71390674
>has one more drink
evil double over the limit and so deserved to die

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>"If you can't have 5/6 pints without crashing your car you're a fucking wet blanket"

>>71391097
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iADA_SBqQvY

>>71391024
epic

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lads, post cute girls

want to top myself

>>71390948
shut up you melt just cos you cant have a few pints without spazzing about like a mongo doesnt mean you should ruin things for the rest of us

>>71391067
But they're the only reason our population is increasing.

>>71391057
No worries they're just contributing what they know to French society

It's what all immigrants have done you intolerant prick

>>71391125
always good to better yourself lad

>>71391097
>implying there wouldn't be articles about like "how we're dating 3 million people"

Chad NEEDS all those gfs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVSx4Jx1rjc

ironic meme gf

>>71391129
>>71391024
funny if you two crashed into each other

>>71391122
please tell me this is from porn

>>71391004
how did you calculate that

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How do you deal with the fact that everyone else is out there living their lives, having fun with friends and making memories that they'll treasure for the rest of their lives, while you sit looking at a computer screen day in day out... life just passing you

getting your willy inside is all that matters

breitfart news network

>>71391191
i-inside of what??

I've driven at 120 mph on the motorway before after 3 day cocaine benders with no sleep and about 30 cans of beer over those days

>>71391237
my arse

>>71391191
inside what

I agree with Doug Stanhope. You should be able to take a drink driving test and get a drink driving license. If you can pass the driving test at a certain blood alcohol level, you get a license that allows you to legally drive at that level.

Some hardened drinker and experienced driver might have no problem driving after half a bottle of whiskey.

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>>71391190
When will the end come

>>71391191
inside what

>>71391252
GOOD post.

>>71391024
>>71391129
would absolutely PISS myself laughing if you wrapped your cars round a tree and paralysed yourselves for life you absolute runts

getting her silly outside is all in tatters.

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what would /brit/ have said here?

people that drink and drive unironically deserve to be crippled and tortured

>>71391245
medals in the post

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Is the train guy here? Seen a train about 2 meters away doing 70mph it was kinda cool

was going to do an anal wank but just lost all motivation

not sure what to do now

>>71391274
i flipped my car about 7 times halfway into a field sober

never had any incident while drunk

way of the road boys

>>71391076
Ah, so it's all good then.
Now look at this. That's 1 in 5. What will it be in 50 years?
>Si l’on ajoute les deux générations (immigrés et enfants d’immigés), cela donne un total de 13,5 millions, soit 20,4 % de la population.
http://www.atlantico.fr/decryptage/mini-revolution-insee-recueille-bien-donnees-type-ethnique-et-voici-qu-elles-revelent-immigration-en-france-michele-tribalat-2960635.html#TjVC256s0Umg4zpe.99

the year is 2200

>Europe is full of beige/dark brown people (similar to Brazilians and Southern Americans)
>all their museums and landmarks are in a ruinous state
>crime is everywhere
>Africa still a shit hole
>Middle east is a nuclear wasteland
>most mammalian life is extinct (except for farming animals like cows, chickens)
>the world's oceans are 90% trash
>most ocean life is extinct
>permanent 100 degrees Fahrenheit all year round
>white enclaves exist in Canada and North America
>white people still trying to decide if there are more than two genders
>they still are trying to fight against "islamaphobia" from the racist Drumpf supporters
>90% of people on earth identify as Muslim
>China had just completed its 15th Martian colony
>They live peacefully on Mars

Really makes me think

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>>71391267
The end is never.

>>71391320
are trains expensive there too?

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>>71391298
this is the best /tv/ meme of 2016 and the only acceptable answer is "they are not my friends"

>>71391319
bet you thought you were going to get a bunch of "le good post!!" "kek!!!" replies to this didn't you

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Is he a national treasure?

>>71391187
england has 413 people/km^2
usa has 9,834,000km^2

413*9834000 = 4.06 billion people

>>71391366
yeah they aren't great but not an experienced rail person

usually just drive

boobs hurt

once drunk drove with a police car behind me the entire journey. i was sketching out so hard

>>71391392
No, he's a poof who shagged Nicole Kdman so mums would love him

anyone here change unis between their first and second years? Unironically considering applying to transfer to budapest

>>71391120
childhood ruined

>>71391336
>never had any incident while drunk

Ah so it must be fine to drink drive then

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work tomorrow

>>71391390
was copying another persons gimmick actually, silly tourist.

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does he die in the movie?

can't be bothered watching it again

>>71391449
tis for me lad

dont know about you you lightweight bitch

>>71391350
birth rates of immigrants follow the curve of white people and lower down over the years
there might be 13 millions muslims but it won't be 20% because others will give birth too

>>71390350
it was where anakin skywalker died and darth vader was born

he literally gave into his hate, you can tell by the way he goes "I HATE YOU"

Might do a few lines of wasabi sauce

>>71391366
depends on the destination and time of travel, seasonticket or not, online booking is cheaper and so on...

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>>71391419
hmm
need a hand?

>ywn be australian

every day seems like a laugh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS0MerZqDZs

>2 meters away doing 70mph

>>71391456
https://www.sokanu.com/should-i-quit-my-job/quiz/

>>71391419
that time of the month love?

How come America has no good political satire?

>>71391489
>birth rates of immigrants follow the curve of white people and lower down over the years
If only that were true.

57 generals and nothing on tbqh la

>>71391540
uhhhh the daily show??????????

>>71391486
you sound real hard fuckin hell

really would like to hang around with someone as cool as you

>>71391540
Yanks can't into satire

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>>71391482
No, they expected him in the wreckage brother

>>71391587
dont worry id chin you if you even tried to chat to me

really want to cycle to paris

>>71391363
Love the fantasies of Amerifats

>>71391364
At least we have the lore of Tolkien to get lost in, innit.

>>71391540
ummm

>Samantha Bee
>Trevor Noah
>John Oliver
>BASED Stephen Colbert

try again sweetie :)

canada's the one up north right? cant remember

is there anything more painful than seeing well intentioned lefties defending muslims?

why on earth do they think they're allies?

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>>71391330
>an anal wank
wait,...
... explaaainn

>>71391620
shut up bogger

drive over the limit the morning after all the fucking time but never actually drove proper drunk

brother was done for driving drunk and was put off the road for 2 years and had to pay an arm and a leg to get insured once he was legal again so fuck that shit

I'm a huge fan of the infamous canadian satire

Might do a few lines of crushed polos
(Unironically snorted crushed polos in college to be cool)

>>71391392

talentless fuckwit

>>71391625
um u know theres a big channel between england and france bikes cant go on water u dummy lmao

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>>71391658
ah yes

>>71391644
when you wank inside your bfs arse

The girl in Sneaky Pete is QT as fuck. Would gf

>>71391646
hahahah state of you

fucking jackeens i swear

>pissed all down my trousers at about 3pm
>still haven't changed them

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>>71391682

bender

Me

might play some bf1

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She is english??

My whole life has been a lie!!!!!

>>71391660
Just wrap one up in a rollie paper and swallow it lad. Polos can rip the nostrils clean off you.

Need a spain bf

*bends*

>>71391550
it's literally true though
I don't have any articles or pictures or stats but you should look that up yourself
also if you're so invested in such causes what's keeping you from joining your local far right group? go on a local crusade against muslims no? instead of staying in your bedroom

who are you trying to impress when you drink drive

>>71391782
bender

>>71391806
>attractive white cocaine addict is British

shocking

>>71391806
I never knew audrey hepburn was english until like last week

>>71391848
that's what it says haha

new thread boys

>>71391893
>>71391893
>>71391893

>>71391806
isn't she full on crazy-cat-lady these days?

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When I cum but I still wanking

>>71391868
>audrey hepburn was english
ARE YOU SHITTING ME

>>71391709
i'll batter u m8 I swear

>>71391937
LOL!!!

>>71391836
>I don't have any articles or pictures or stats
I'd be surprised if you did
>what's keeping you from joining your local far right group? go on a local crusade against muslims no? instead of staying in your bedroom
Why so nervous? Why so islamophile? What do you get out of the rise of Islam in France?