why big american man so small????!!!!!!!!?????

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he need chair under feet???????

>>71389018
Lol that American is so small that other dude could easily whoop his ass.

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>>71389018

>>71389018
WTF this cant be real??
i thought all latvians were short manlet shitlords just like lithuanians

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>>71389018
Their soldiers and leaders are so short, why do they think they can lead.

>>71389018
>tall blue eyes latvian bull next to short brown eyed american midget

heh

>amerishorts

isnt pence 180cm??

cik garš tas pediņš bļeēē

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>>71389018

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>>71389018
>>71389036
>>71389049
>>71389100
>>71389131
>>71389170
>>71389174
>>71389183
>>71389215
>>71389225
>>71389231

>>71389036
xDDDD big amerigan is säim lengt as vöman xD
gänt gombiit vid big ladbian boi Beejuonis x-DDD

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>>71389018
>>71389036
>>71389215
wtf america?

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>>71389215

HOLY SHIT LMAOOOOOOO NO WAY
DUDE SHORTER THAN THAT UGLY BITCH XDD

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>>71389215

>>71389263
syut de fugg upp mänled :-DDD

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I guess that's why he isn't called Mike Pound.

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>>71389339

Mike Pence? MORE LIKE MIKE SHORT

HAHAHAHA

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>>71389018
>Ameridwarves

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>>71389328
AHAHA

>>71389329
The shorter the man the more powerful he is

>>71389385
please delete thiss post

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>>71389413

>>71389018
He's a small guy

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>>71389328
HOLY
MY SIDES

>>71389018
Mike "no bigger than a" Pence

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rare image of an american politician

>>71389413
>The shorter the man the more powerful he is
Ok you the are most powerul being in universe

>>71389465
BRUUUUUUUUUUH

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>>71389413

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>>71389413
>Amerikek manlets actually belive this
ebin :---DDDD

>>71389513
:-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>>71389472
>>71389497
>>71389513
be careful what you say, or else a short man will invade and annex your fake countries

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USA? Did you mean United Shorts of America?

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>>71389571

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I am cancelling any deals I have with the USA.
This is unacceptable.
Expect a call from the bogs.

>>71389571
>exist 1000 years
>exists less than 300 years

Fake country huh?

>>71389571
>resident of the United Shorts of America threatening me
go be short somewhere

>amerismalls

>be american
>actually youre just a small british person

>>71389688
XDDD NO WAY

HOW DO YOU GUYS COME UP WITH THIS SHIT

I CAAANT

BLESS
>>71389707
HOLY...
I

>>
CANT>>><<<<>>><MM>.... OMGGGG

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>>71389131
We eat potatoes and rye breadall the time, imagine if we had nutrition balanced meals.

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Why are the "tallest" americans always the shortest?

>>71389778
BRAAAVOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LAAAAAAATVIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>tfw tall girl fetish
born in best country?!?!?

anything above 185cm is too tall

>amerisquats
>ameristumps
>amerikids

>>71389816
>t.dwarf

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>amerikeks

>>71389590
SHORTS SHART THEIR SHORTS

>>71389816
>t. Shortombia

>>71389816
maybe in your manlet country
185 is the average here

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>>71389835
>>71389860
löl

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>be american
>get short

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>>71389837
NOOOOOOOOOOO STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

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>>71389413
>he actually posted that
too easy

>>71389860
>German must show Americans how to fight

Nothing new.

>>71389834
178 is the perfect height desu

in this itt: United Shorts of America BTFO

>be ameridwarf
>cant reach doritos
XDDDD
call mummy :))

>>71389939
For a girl

>>71389571
Tall order, life's too short to be spent making enemies.

>>71389939
For a women yes. Seems like I would be a giant in your country.

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> this thread

>>71389939
>t. ultra manlet

>>71389939
there are 5 girls in my class taller than that
there are 8 girls in my class

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>>71389328
lel

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SMALL BABY AMERIKIDS

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>amerishorts now

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>>71390024
>me now

>>71390040
How tall are you?

>>71389964
>>71389981
>>71389992
>>71390002
i always knew that european women where actually men

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>>71389018
>>71389036

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>>71390024
maybe the reason why they shart in mart is because they cant get up to the toilet seat

>>71390077
lol ur brown
xD
shit man ;D

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>>71390066
197cm

t.theswede

>>71390077
>A European women could beat up manlets in South America

Kek

>>71390083
Thank you for this top meme, finland

>Tyke Pence

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>>71389328

>>71390083
i love you funland

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>>71390083
Pekka I am dying stop this is too funny :DDD

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>tfw 170cm and reading this thread

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>>71390083
lmao

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>>71390112
>mfw when only 1,93

>>71390099
haha nice one

>>71390123
i would beat the hell out of any lanklet in here

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>>71390112

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Holy shit, only now do I realize

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>>71389339
fuck, you got me

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>>71389372

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>>71390083
>boy meets man
lmaooo
>>71390174
don't worry lad, it's alright.
>>71390195
How about lad?

>>71390224
>6'1''
>tall
manlet spotted

im 199 cm master RACE

>>71390183
>he thinks Europeans are lankets

>be american
>poop pants because legs too short to get to the toilet in time

>be american
>poop pants because the toilet is too high

>be american
>lose to jungle chinks because you cant see over the grass

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>>71390212
Guess which part is photoshopped

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>>71390195
180cm

>>71390244
i don't think that, i KNOW that, europeans are pussies

>american movies and television involve many visual tricks to make americans look tall
>that's why people americans say the camera gives you extra weight

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>>71390289
I think you should visit south korea or china and fix those legs 5 or 10 more cm.

>>71390183
you could only reach my crotch with ur fuccboi mouth lmao little cuck u dont FUCKING SPEAK to me liek that unless you want to DIE little shit got me??? im a master in KENDO my KATAN (probalby bigger than ur enitre family stackedi n a tower) would slice you in half before the sun even touched your face little shit u better not sleep tonight cz im COMING and i WILL fucking kill you and your 15 sisters and brothers little manlet piece of latino shit i wipe my ass with your sisters mouth ok she LIKES to eat my ass like pathetic little shit she is lol 12 and already pregnant gl lviing with that until youre 30 lmao u probaaly dont even ave a job bring me some cocaine little monkey maybe ull get 5 dollar so u can buy some milk that ull have to shit out in next 10 minute
DONT go to bed thinking youll be safe cz u WONT ok ur fucking dead!!!

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>>71390325
T-thanks for the advice

>>71389816
Colombian lapdogs have to be even smaller to fit in their masters lap.

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>>71390366
Don't mention it, you will see the glory if you gain those extra centimeters.

>>71390316
>be South American
>be 175cm
>fight a casual European (190cm)
>you can't even reach his face it's too high
>his arms and legs are way longer then yours
>he's naturally heavier than you
>get beaten up

>>71390316
>be South American
>be 175cm
>fight a casual European (190cm)
>you can't even reach his face it's too high
>his arms and legs are way longer then yours
>he's naturally heavier than you
>get beaten up

>>71390316
>be South American
>be 175cm
>fight a casual European (190cm)
>you can't even reach his face it's too high
>his arms and legs are way longer then yours
>he's naturally heavier than you
>get beaten up

>>71390316
>be South American
>be 175cm
>fight a casual European (190cm)
>you can't even reach his face it's too high
>his arms and legs are way longer then yours
>he's naturally heavier than you
>get beaten up

>>71390482
>>71390412
>>71390519
>>71390539

what did they mean by this

>all these pawns in my game follow my every move
heh...

>>71390545
Amerismalls can't compete.

all these pawns in my game follow my every move
heh...

>>71390412
>>71390482
>>71390519
>>71390539
>be South American
>be 175cm
>fight a casual European (190cm)
>i can't even reach his face it's too high
>pull out my gun
>shoot him in the face
problem solved

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>>71390545
this

>be shortumbian
>shoot a European with your ww2 era gun because your fist cant reach his face

heh

>>71390614
that's incredibly racist and rude

>>71390614
>be south american
>cant aim because its too high
>shoot miss
>gun breaks and explodes on your face(made in china)
>die

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I fucking hate Europoor hour.

>>71390614
>South American
>willingly uses a gun without scruples

Not surprised at all.

>>71390614
>be South American
>be 175cm
>fight a casual European (190cm)
>i can't even reach his face it's too high
>pull out my gun
>he takes it from me
>dangles it above my head
>i cant reach it

>175cm

You'd think the reversed gravity and being upside down all the time would make me taller but nope. Somehow I am the tallest male in my family.

>>71390655
>columbia 171cm

i'm 180cm btw so i'll be fine

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>>71390705
Did someone say something?

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>>71390722
>>71390685
>they think a South American would miss a shot

so this is why the americans won their war of independence...

the brits couldnt see them

>>71390706
lul

>>71390705
>having no bantz and being so short that your only insult is "europoor"
typical manlet

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>>71390705
why are amerikeks so short?

>>71390791
With short luck you could pull it off.

>>71390705
>americans will always fight for height

fixed it tbqh

>>71390821
he's short on insults

>>71390875
lost

>>71390791
Well you continent missed the shot to be as developed and relevant as North America.

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>>71390875

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>>71390705
t.jerry

>>71390906
>being this insecure

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>>71390875
We can pack up guys he's literally crushed under our boots

>>71390938
i'm not insecure, i don't wanna be no lanklet, i just find it funny that he is saying that under that flag

>>71390938
2bh the canadian was in no position to be making height jokes

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>>71390906
this is the only time I'll use this unironically--> xDDDD

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>>71390875

>>71390906
>being this insecure

Also: Asians

>this Colombian assblasted af
I guess they call them spics for a reason :v)

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>>71390994

>>71390994
kek my gf's taller

>>71390994
i don't see nothing wrong in there

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>>71390982
>>71390906
we currently have a buff from recent events, so our heights are drastically increased.

>>71390994
What are the women like? 1,50 :DDD

>>71391062
so's mine

>>71391062
most women I know are taller than that

>>71391107
i meant height, not circumference

>>71390705
Cheer up a little.
It's just a tiny bit of banter.
Shortly, we'll all be in bed.

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>>71391089
>she will never look at you like that

>>71389778
Why are slavic women so tall?

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>>71389018
>muh west
>muh america
Go talk about something that matters inside your country and its power echelon and purposes of capital.
.
Yes, my dear workers we are building socialism, current hardships my negro slaves er workers is due to capitalist imperialism work hard, we will give you housing, healthcare, food, and education glory to soviets! glory to motherland!
the spirit of lenin guides us!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJB5YX0R7Sk

>>71391085
>when you're shorter than the weaker sex
lost
>>71391139
BTFO, lost again

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>>71391139

>>71391140
:^)

>>71391140

>Shortly, we'll all be in bed.
>Shortly

stop hes dead already xdd

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>>71391139

>>71391157
evolutionary defense against their men

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>>71390906
The Average American is actually taller then the Canuck.
It's basically an excuse for the baltic nations to ignore their poverty and have a laugh once in a while.

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>>71391139
>>71391140

>>71390002
I like tall girls, can I come to your country?

>>71391241
no

>>71391206
>ignore their poverty
youre the one who seems to be short on inches, not us

>>71391241
You probably won't have a chance because you are so short.

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>>71391165
Er Comrade Bobrikov our slaves are getting uppity get some more propaganda.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USUe-HmUu8s

>>71391175
I'm not, i'm taller than every single girl i've seen

>>71391263
WILL AMERISHORTS EVER RECOVER

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>>71391165
What is this cunt on about someone translate this
I don't speak socialist, let alone short socialist
>>71391206
Atleast my country's not 19 trillion short from not being in debt :DDDDDD

>>71391321
In your dwarfen country.

>>71391358
dwarven*

>>71391255
rude
I was going to bring potatoes

>>71391337
>shortialist

>>71391321
yes because can legally be considered midgets

>>71391377
fuck off with this potato meme
we dont even eat them that much

>>71391382
lost
again

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>>71391277
GERMANY LAYING IT DOWN

>>71391370
Thank you big man.

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>>71391417

>>71391443
Being this short is hard enough.

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>>71391283
My negro slave Russians it's the imperialist capitalists that is the reason for you misery!
ROGINI! (never mind the fact the non-russians who rule you in your motherland, making no difference if say french ruled you then the natural foreign invaders in your land)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLvtP6KMUM

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>bruh dont say anything about USA

>>71391337
>Muh Government debt
The only reason that we are in debt is because we commit our military forces to defend Europe.
Go on street view and check our infrastructure or turn your TV on and see how far influence streches.
Just have your laugh and fuck off.

>>71391720
cant hear you from down there

>>71391720
>defend europe
Dude your country sucks dick for israel
started war with iraq for no reason

>>71391822
I agree that Bush fungled the bungle by invading Iraq for no other reason then "Muh WMDs" but my point still stands that we contribute heavily to NATO itself.

>>71391720
#1 According to the American Road and Transportation Builders Association, nearly 56,000 bridges in the United States are currently “structurally deficient”. What makes that number even more chilling is the fact that vehicles cross those bridges a total of 185 million times a day.

#2 More than one out of every four bridges in the United States is more than 50 years old and “have never had major reconstruction work”.

#3 America does not have a single airport that is considered to be in the top 25 in the world.

#4 The average age of America’s dams is now 52 years.

#5 Not too long ago, the American Society of Civil Engineers gave the condition of America’s dams a “D” grade.

#6 Overall, the American Society of Civil Engineers said that the condition of America’s infrastructure as a whole only gets a “D+” grade.

#7 Congestion on our highways costs Americans approximately 101 billion dollars a year in wasted fuel and time.

#8 According to the U.S. Department of Transportation, over two-thirds of our roads are “in dire need of repair or upgrades”.

#9 In order to completely fix all of our roads and bridges, it would take approximately 808 billion dollars.

#10 Federal spending on infrastructure has decreased by 9 percent over the past decade.

#11 According to Bloomberg, it is being projected “that by 2025, shortfalls in infrastructure investment will subtract as much as $3.9 trillion from U.S. gross domestic product.”

>>71391888
Agreed

>>71391888
huh?

did someone hear anything?

>>71391720
American infrastructure is shit except for interstate highways.

>>71391888
1 . 6 T R I L L I O N D O L L A R S

>>71391948
>Riga Hydroelectric Power Plant
>being in good condition
>Riga Southern Bridge
>570.14 million lats well spent
:(

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Dalia always looks so elegant

>>71393025
Her hair makes one fourth of her height.

>banter americans
>columbian flag defends them

>>71395032
Colombia is our greatest ally :D

Don't waste your time, Latvia. You're bigger than all that.

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>>71390083
TOP KEK

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>>71389018

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>>71400929

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I really missed these threads
>>71391139
B T F O

Imigration has put you on it's short list

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>>71391139

>>71389939
buena jamundi, neet y manlet

good thread

>>71401180
lost

Why big Yuropean man so small wallet?????!!!!!????

>>71389372
The asian is definitely smaller (multi-racial society) but the white guy is like an inch or two shorter. It's not that big a deal.

>>71389622
>exists 1000 years
999 years invaded and part of another bigger power.

>>71390123
Arabs seem to be pounding your women and beating European men, so what makes you think europeans can beat anyone?

>>71404792
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>>71404876
>>71404942
lel butthurt merican

>>71389018
A literal fucking Pence.

>>71404792
>>71404843
>>71404876
>>71404942
>americans in charge of bantz

>be Mexican
>5'10"
>Gringos blame minorities for low average height
>everytime I go out there are dozens of white men shorter than me

and I'm not even a "white Hispanic" I'm a fuckin brown skinned injun

Americans are just a small people

I'm not short I'm 177 cm

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>>71412293
>I'm not short
>177cm

>>71412293
>I'm not short I'm american

>>71389018
Shut up impostor Austria.

>>71412293
How's it feel being the same height as a Mexican?

>>71412494
KEK