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>Forgot to pay my jizya to the Sultan this month and he sent around the Sharia Patrol to abduct my 12-year-old daughter for his harem. Should have known better tbf but I'm still annoyed.

#JustLondonThings edition
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cara
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not page seven
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ah yeh looks very agnostic in that photo. cant believe how many people were suckered in by his lies. what a joke of a country we live in.
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*accuses you of anti-antisemitism*
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>>71387349

*nods head*

kev
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>>71387369
good post
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OJJZzrrIqQ
:'(
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That's it, you bastards, you've bloody done it now
*Rumbling and growling from the groundskeeper's shed*
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Working entirely with middle-class white yuppies and buying your lunch at Pret every day, before going home to your tiny flatshare that you share with weird Europeans.

#JustLondonThings
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mayne stream meteor
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gf shat the bed last night. wish she wouldn't sleep naked.
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Where are my fellow amerigans from? NY here
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>>71387418
#JustJewThings
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>>71387433
IMAJUN MOI SHOCK when jay kay row-uh-ling is a VIRCHOOSIGNALIN SAG OF SHID
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>>71387479
vampire nigger lurking in the middle
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>/brit/ will never accept you as british because your family moved here from pakistan
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>ed will never come back
>ossie will never come back
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Very very disrespectful!
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>>71387479
haha them lads up on the latest memes
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*dumps this thread into the bin*
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>>71387527
don't agree with Trump on much but that bloke is disgusting tbf
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Crossing the road every time you see a black approaching because you were raised in a comfy town in the Midlands where there were no black people, and you're not really sure about how to deal with this sort of thing.

#JustLondonThings
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luca can fuck off though
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>>71387479
i know that guy on the very left, his name is richard and he lives in eastleigh
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*blows smoke into your face*
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>paying £400/mo for the privilege of renting a cupboard in a house where you are the only native brit

#JustLondonThings
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>>71387415
I bet it means the chippy was shut, no chips peas and gravy for me tonight.
Very beautiful though. JustFrogthings
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if I may
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Any lads excited for Stormblood?
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Ed Sheeran must be fucking FUMINg at Rag'n'Bone Man
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yanks are all fucked in the head lads
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Who /homosexual/ here?
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>>71387633
>chippy
Hot chip shop
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>>71387624
*becomes engorged*
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>>71387637
suck up
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>tfw when no english bf to cuddle with in his home, listening to the rain outside
>You'll never make him great mediterranean food and he will never compliment you on it
>You'll never engage in some banter with your broken english over a pint of beer at home
>He'll never snicker at you blabbering utter nonsense while you thought you were correct
>You'll never try to get back to him by picking him up and restraining him on the couch, before feeling him not struggling anymore as he gets more comfortable in your embrace
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Clint Howard
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Ahh yes, the old 'pression setting in hard today

Haven't answered my phone since Friday evening
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>>71387627
>£400 for a cupboard

Fucking bargain lad.

I looked at a room in Custom House once. Would've been the only native brit. Was basically a very large cupboard. £230 per week.
PER FUCKING WEEK

This is Newham too. The area is about16.6% White British. I thought it'd be cheap!
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>>71387637
you may not
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>>71387677
pd
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>>71387655
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Mistress T is my queen
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IT'S TYEEM TE PUT UP, OR SHU THE FOOK UP
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>>71387668
love these
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Me at the races
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>>71387711
I can tell you one thing: Belgium should not exist. Maybe Antwerp as a free city, but that's about it.
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>>71387753
>tfw have the autism shake
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>>71387655
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>>71387524
sound quintessentially british to me
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>>71387773
it's not the autism shake, it's the amphetamine shake
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>>71387753
did no one have a quiet word off to the side?
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>>71387637
couldn't hack the craic
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>>71387732
IMGEN MOI SUPRISE
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and what about the vegetables?
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>>71387677
>tfw you'll never have a French runt to use as a moving target
>tfw you'll never keep him caged in your closet while he's not dodging arrows
>tfw you'll never laugh as you throw dog treats at him and make fun of his accent
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>>71387347
[concockts a plan]
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*engorges myself*
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CONSERRVATISM IS DA NEW COWNTER CULCHUH
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>>71387637
>disliking Romania, the bulwark against Islam for hundreds of years, the country which kebabed the kebabs, where the only modern Christian jihadist group was created

Why la?
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>>71387677
please delete...
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Flatmate left her knickers in the bathroom again lads

They were crusty

Ashamed to say I did have a sniff
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>tfw no french bf to be casually racist with while we have lots of gay sex
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HILL-URY CLINTON takes munny frum SOWDIRABIA

a coontry that OPRESSES WUMUN and THROWS GAYS OFF BUILDINS

SO CALLED FEMINIST
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business idea: all the lonely >tfw no gf/bf lads in /brit/ join together for a weekly circle jerk to alleviate their sadness
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>>71387896
is she hot?
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>>71387896
Left em out for you so you don't go digging through her room
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>>71387896
good lad
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>>71387911
cringe

why would you even post this
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>>71387896
>leaving your underwear lying around in communal areas
dirty bitch
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>>71387920
I don't know which one's knickers it was, but they're all ugly
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>>71387896
women are actually vile
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picked these up lads
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>that one rorke who always gets mad at PJW posting
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5ez0PX2g30
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>>71387853
Don't think bp is worth the cost of a plane ticket and the chance of getting shot lad
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>>71387948
IT'S A MEEM U UTTAH FOOKIN MOW-RUN
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>>71387907
cringe

why would you even post this
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>>71388004
atrocious co-opting of the rorke gimmick
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>>71387995
wouldn't mind them taking turns pooing in my mouth 2bh
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>>71387984

Bit rude to the lasses browsing this thread.Sorry girls, he doesn't get out much x
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>>71388017
I just want a french bf
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>>71387995
Will trade one (1) Chinese oriental gf in exchange for one (1) brown-skinned Pakistani gf
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>>71387907
GOOD post.
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>>71388006
Neat
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That was unnecessary jan
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Trudeau on suicide watch.
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shagged all ye mams
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>>71388052
beta
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crypto-normans...
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>>71388094
At least they got their weeds
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HERE WE GO

HE'S HERE
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>>71388094
why do people insist on making these stupid memes instead of calling out these hypocrites on their bullshit?
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>>71387732
He did have a point though
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I kind of like being homosexual.
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>>71387907
H-Hi
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>>71388140
What when
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>>71388152
because it's your fellow man you need to convince, not the zealots in power
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>>71387748
Nonce
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>>71388168
I like fellow LOTR posters
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>>71388181
alri duck
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this is the kind of environment the janny wants to create. replace the word 'leader' with 'janny'.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aYN5XpWzpM
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>>71388198
socially awkward faggot
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NEED an American gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I4Wmq0Ivmc
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>>71388208
Bend over, brit boi.
William the conqueror has arrived.
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LADS

Everyone can rest easy.

They found him.

http://www.langleyadvance.com/news/414166963.html
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reminder that every foreign flag in these threads is a brit on holiday
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>>71388243
billy-san :3
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http://en.metapedia.org/wiki/Legion_of_the_Archangel_Michael

>there will never be a race of New Man, reshaping the world into one of truth, integrity and honour
>just weak, flabby and effeminate failures, mindlessly clicking Zuckerberg's ads for the rest of human existence, a feudal serf in all by name
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Rio Retardinand
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Post more #LondonThings
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>>71387677
Tu pisse à le Infer, Macron.
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>>71388234
Projecting
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>>71388243
oh my
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>>71388243
i'd look like that if i lost some weight
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>>71388276
I am not, pic related.
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>>71388199
>There rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous, and its face was a frightful mask, more like a skull than a living head, and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dûr he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.'
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The man that saved Japan
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>>71388243
fuck you
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>>71388296
Walking for 15 minutes on a busy street before hearing spoken English

#JustLondonThings
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>>71388319
Alri Alan
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>>71388283
what is that thing


>>71388319
pottery
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What did you lads like Devlin's now album
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>>71388349
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>>71388359
file name
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>>71388341
fuck you leather head
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>>71388347
Sounds like a Vancouver thing.
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>>71388296
Waking up every morning to the sound of the Muezzin wailing the call to prayer.
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>>71388359
>never played half-life 2

weirdo
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>>71388349
>>71388374
>turning his "personality" into a meme
This is EXACTLY what he wants
Absolute cretins both of you
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>>71388004
it's cause he's PJW
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>>71388341
Non ! Fuck you, tête de cuir.
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>>71388296

>When you live in the only relevant city in the UK and you have a good well paying job

#LondonThings
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What is /brit/'s shittest gimmick?
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>>71388362
Album's pretty good but not amazing. Only listened through a couple of times.
Honestly though his FITB is one of the strongest I've heard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8jPdqq-zhE

Glad he's back
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>>71388402
Never felt compelled to although i hear that its very good
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get out of that, uh, jabroni outfit
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>>71388359
It's you with Oculus Rift welded into your orbits, living entirely in Mark's world.

You have no need for arms or legs, as you have no need to interact with the real world anymore.
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>>71388422
t. Mohamed Abdul Hafeez Al-Kebab
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how does this picture make you feel?
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Feeling lucky about only being mugged five times.

#JustLondonThing
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>>71388470
My name is Shariff actually
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>>71388423
That guy who copy/pastes then greentexts massive chunks of posts
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>>71388380
oh yeah? ill kick your arse
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>>71388423
Grime posting.
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>>71388322
>‘Is there anyone in this rout with authority to treat with me?’ he asked. ‘Or indeed with wit to understand me? Not thou at least!’ he mocked, turning to Aragorn with scorn. ‘It needs more to make a king than a piece of Elvish glass, or a rabble such as this. Why, any brigand of the hills can show as good a following!’
Savage
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>>71388423

The 'London is bad' meme, propagated entirely by dole scrounging lazy virgin northern cunts
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>>71388362
i refuse to listen to it because of that hilariously corny title and shitty title
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The North is 99% Muslim
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>>71388458
Thats horrifying
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I'd have sex with a non white woman but I'd never give oral sex to one
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does anyone remember the cuckio meme?
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>>71388423
confusing this general with /brit/pol
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>>71388499
>Posted from my iShariaZone
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When you're thrilled to find a place that does pints of watered-down London Pride for only £4.70

#JustLondonThings
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>>71388499
t. arseravaged london paki
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>>71388328
What happened here genuinely interested.
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LET THE LARD OF THE BLACK LAND COME FARTH
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>>71388528
Good post.
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The North is 99% Muslim.
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>>71388520
*shitty cover is what i meant
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>>71388319
>"People's Democratic Republic of Algeria"
>not "Democratic and Popular Algerian Republic"
some translators need a good hanging.
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Why do butthurt Londonogs always shit up /brit/?
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The North is 99% Muslim,
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we went to the bar for a sambuca
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Just an interesting thing to keep in mind when talking to London posters is that, statistically, they are not white.
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>Jews were 2% of the population of St. Petersburg before WWI. During various year during the 1881-1915 period they were 43% of stock brokers, 41% of pawnbrokers, 27% of business owners, 16% of brothel owners, 32% of lawyers, 17% of doctors, 52% of dentists, and 40% of bank managers.

>Jews were 1% of the German population in 1871 and 0.95% in 1910.[1] In 1908-1911 Jews were 36% of prominent businessmen and 21.7% of millionaires. 31% of the 29 families owning more than 50 million marks were Jewish.

Guys?
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>>71388625
gaycunt
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>Honhonhon, oui, I do indeedé reside in la republique of Fronce
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>>71388654
you gave me your number
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The North is 99% Muslim
.
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Has anyone here ever been to Arsefacey in the UK?
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i naively assumed most /brit/ posters are white
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When people make fun of London online but you know the joke's on them because they could only dream of living in such a diverse place

#JustLondonThings
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>>71388602
It's literally one black guy who is here day and night 24/7.
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there's a place called the "choccywoccydoodah" in brighton
what a gay name
what a gay city
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The North is 99% Muslim`
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>>71388675
bet you feel well silly now
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>>71388651
It's honestly concerning tbqh

I don't want to distrust them but I can't help but feel they only care about themselves
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>>71388685
is that the guy who replies with "wow edgy" every time someone says nigger?
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>>71388665
Bien vu mon ami, oui arrre verry similahre
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Liverpool is the shittiest city in the UK.

Prove me wrong.
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Cheshire is a lonely virgin who sits on /brit/ 24/7
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>>71388668
you're an idiot, arsefacey is the only one that doesn't exist
http://impossible-quiz.wikia.com/wiki/Question_26_(The_Impossible_Quiz)

t. impossible quiz expert
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>>71388667
>>71388616
>>71388667
>>71388699
north nigeria maybe

although i suspect it's hard for londoners to tell whether they are in nigeria or not these days :^)
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>>71388651
Jews are racially superior to white Europeans.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=60krEOMeaPU
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Cheshire is a lonely virgin who sits on /brit/ 24/7. This may possibly be because the North is 99% Muslim
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fucking bent frogs making us look like bent twats
masculine homos are ok but poofters are a nono
same for anime nonces
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>oi look lads i said the N word again haha wahey
>am i cool yet?
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>>71388737
sunderland, bradford, coventry and hull all exist
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It bugs me when (((they))) masquerade as white just to attack whites tbqh
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>>71388781
so london is 100% muslim?
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buzzcutpsycho
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Down with the Irish!!!
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>>71388775
>the way they all start copying him sycophantically

Fucking hell, what a bunch of retards
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>>71388497
>'These are the terms,' said the Messenger, and smiled as he eyed them one by one. 'The rabble of Gondor and its deluded allies shall withdraw at once beyond the Anduin, first taking oaths never again to assail Sauron the Great in arms, open or secret. All lands east of Anduin shall be Sauron's for ever, solely. West of the Anduin as far as the Misty Mountains and the Gap of Rohan shall be tributary to Mordor, and men there shall bear no weapons, but shall have leave to govern their own affairs. But they shall help to rebuild Isengard which they have wantonly destroyed, and that shall be Sauron's, and there his lieutenant shall dwell: not Saruman, but one more worthy of trust.'
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>>71388774
They just take nepotism to the next level.
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>>71388781
Fuck off reddit flags
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>I use the term "nigger" in a non-joking way
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>>71388798
>the N word
Northerner?
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>>71388781
but im not from Cheshire
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Northerners are filth. I bet even the Pakistanis look down on them.
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plan for tonight

have a wank
get takeaway
have another wank
get pissed

not sure what order though
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"thicc" is overrated. skinny women are much better
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saw a nigger the other day, not joking.
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>>71388896
Good taste.
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>>71388829
not the worst of terms 2bh.
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>>71388651
they get a BRILLIANT education from all the jewish texts they study and must construct arguments based on reason for their beliefs. Why does this scare the Goyim so much?
Want smarts? Hit the books!
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>>71388896
GOOD post
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>Blackburn - 25% Muslim
>Bradford - 25% Muslim
>Birmingham - 23% Muslim
>Leicester - 19% Muslim
>Manchester - 16% Muslim

>London - 12% Muslim

Fuck off dirty northern monkeys, better go log your 10 job searches for the week for the jobcentre before you get sanctioned.
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>>71388896
you're thick
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>>71388892
'sheed
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parts of england according to /brit/

>London
>'The North'
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>>71388924
Don't forget areas in the North like Savile Town

They are unironically 97-100% Muslim
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>>71388896
skinny girls are for beta manlets
thicc girls are for alpha 6'4 brick shithouses
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>>71388936
tbf you could group everything outside of London into one umbrella term, "shithole"
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>"thicc" is overrated. skinny women are much better
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>>71388896
>>71388913
this might sound perverted and depraved, but i prefer slim attractive women!
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>>71388906
Saw a mudcrab the other day, awful creatures
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>tfw love Queen Liz but King Charles would be shit

hope she never dies
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sounds like america

also dont get how to do this.
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>>71388710
what's silly is how easy it is to tell someone's race based on their political views
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>>71388924
doesn't london have a much higher population though?
so 12% of london's population is still quite a lot higher than 16% of manchester's population
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The teller is a part of me
And she tells me everything
And I'll do almost anything
To watch her believe and truly see
She shifts into everything
And leaves me wondering:
"How long until I believe?"
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>Savile Town in Yorkshire that has almost no white residents

Interesting
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When you have a muslim mayor that banned images of semi-nude women for being haram but it's ok because you have proportionally fewer muslims than the worst towns in the country

#JustLondonThings
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>>71388896
Absolutely correct.

>>71388829
>>71388919
Sauron wouldn't hold up his end and eventually screw them over anyway.
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>>71388977
I've fought mudcrabs more fearsome than you
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London? Ah yes, you must mean Islamabad-on-Thames?
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>>71388972
You are both perverted and depraved. Yet you're still right.
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Get WOKE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYMkEMCHtJ4
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OH NO DIARRHEOA ALL OVER THE CARPET WHY DID I FART NAKED
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>>71389011
snickering
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>tolkien
haha alri nerd
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>>71388896
good post
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>>71389011
How's it feel knowing the mayor of your country's capital and largest city is in fact a Pakistani Muslim?
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>>71388993

Yeah but it shows that the meme of calling all Londoners Muslim is just the northern dole monkey's way of deflecting attention from his own failings as a human being.
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>>71388989
>Caucasian
hmm, thinking time has arrived...
>>
Sadiq is agnostic and anti-muslim
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>my shithole has slightly less muslims than your shithole

/brit/ in a nutshell
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>>71389046
what did he mean by this
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>>71389032
Have a feeling the tan girl has an emperors new clothes type situation going

people just think shes attractive because they feel like they're supposed to
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>>71389060
>t. James "backstabbing" White
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>>71389045
Awful
>>
>Dewsbury is 50% Muslim

the North is interesting.
>>
up yer ronsons lads
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>>71389060
oh yeh he definitely seems agnostic and anti-muslim
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the queen of /brit/
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need a pakistani bloke in a 'dora for my collection
would come in very useful
>>
>>71389005
Thus, as Morgoth, when Melkor was confronted by the existence of other inhabitants of Arda, with other wills and intelligences, he was enraged by the mere fact of their existence, and his only notion of dealing with them was by physical force, or the fear of it. His sole ultimate object was their destruction. Elves, and still more Men, he despised because of their weakness: that is their lack of physical force, or power over matter; but he was also afraid of them. He was aware, at any rate originally when still capable of rational thought, that he could not annihilate2 them: that is, destroy their being; but their physical life, and incarnate form became increasingly to his mind the only thing that was worth considering.3 Or he became so far advanced in Lying that he lied even to himself, and pretended that he could destroy them and rid Arda of them altogether. Hence his endeavour always to break wills and subordinate them to or absorb them in his own will and being, before destroying their bodies. This was sheer nihilism, and negation its one ultimate object: Morgoth would no doubt, if he had been victorious, have ultimately destroyed even his own creatures, such as the Orcs, when they had served his sole purpose in using them: the destruction of Elves and Men. Melkor's final impotence and despair lay in this: that whereas the Valar (and in their degree Elves and Men) could still love Arda Marred, that is Arda with a Melkor-ingredient, and could still heal this or that hurt, or produce from its very marring, from its state as it was, things beautiful and lovely, Melkor could do nothing with Arda, which was not from his own mind and was interwoven with the work and thoughts of others: even left alone he could only have gone raging on till all was levelled again into a formless chaos. And yet even so he would have been defeated, because it would still have existed, independent of his own mind, and a world in potential.
1/2
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post curvy girls lads
>>
>>71389002
>>71389011
>>71389045

>>71388924
>>
>>71388989
>>71388989
>>71388989
anyone know how to do this? pls
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>>71389030
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>>71389104
He said he's agnostic

He also supports nightclubs, transgenders, weird gender things, among other stuff.
>>
>>71389088
jesus shut the fuck up
your bullshit makes no sense
>>
London is an international embarassment. Think I'll just avoid the news for a while when President Trump visits.
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>>71389005
2/2


Sauron had never reached this stage of nihilistic madness. He did not object to the existence of the world, so long as he could do what he liked with it. He still had the relics of positive purposes, that descended from the good of the nature in which he began: it had been his virtue (and therefore also the cause of his fall, and of his relapse) that he loved order and coordination, and disliked all confusion and wasteful friction. (It was the apparent will and power of Melkor to effect his designs quickly and masterfully that had first attracted Sauron to him.) Sauron had, in fact, been very like Saruman, and so still understood him quickly and could guess what he would be likely to think and do, even without the aid of the palantíri or of spies; whereas Gandalf eluded and puzzled him. But like all minds of this cast, Sauron's love (originally) or (later) mere understanding of other individual intelligences was correspondingly weaker; and though the only real good in, or rational motive for, all this ordering and planning and organization was the good of all inhabitants of Arda (even admitting Sauron's right to be their supreme lord), his plans, the idea coming from his own isolated mind, became the sole object of his will, and an end, the End, in itself.4
>>
>>71389143
hahahah newcunt exposed

get fucked
>>
>YOU'RE A PAKI!
>NO YOU'RE A PAKI!
>PAKI! FUCK OFF PAKI!

/brit/'s really shit when people just call eachother pakis
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>>71389124
>>
>>71389142
oh he said it did he? well that changes everything. politicians never lie.
>>
When your only method of deflection is 'muh north' but the guy antagonising you is actually from the west country and thinks you are both a bunch of pathetic afro-islamist urbanite scum

#JustLondonThings
>>
>Suicide bombing seems to have become a new Yorkshire tradition

fascinating news article here
>>
>>71389124
if your arse is that fat do you just walk around with nonstop swamp arse?
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my wife
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>>71388896
i agree

i hate this trend toward chubby sluts

i think it's a consequence of the increasing "diversity" of western society and increasing obesity

the ideal for white women used to slim, not curvy. the trend towards obesity is disgusting
>>
Oh, don't worry. I've expelled those rowdy members of Chugalug house.
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>>71389107
u wot m8
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>>71387308
this 2bh
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>>71389124
Imagine how bad her arse stinks
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>>71389172
fuck up yank
>>
Northern England is 99% Muslim
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>>71389178
t. Paki
>>
>>71388936
it's only Londoners that think this

there are people in London that have literally never left the city and only get their views on the rest of the UK through social media and SJW crying about how bigoted the rest of evil Britain next to enlightened London is
>>
Take Me Out: Celebrity Special tonight lads
>>
>it's a "the entire country is a shithole with lots of major problems, but everyone's just going to call each other pakis instead" episode

ah yes /shit/
>>
london is great

the north has redeeming qualities too

why fight about it?
>>
>>71389185
and muslims too, they also never lie
so a muslim politician is arguably one of the most trustworthy people you're likely to come across
>>
reckon i'm the longest /brit/poster on here

been here since the bogdanoff meme
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>>71389261
>the north has redeeming qualities too

>redeeming qualities

ah yes. more mosques per capita?
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>>71389260
paki
>>
You know what isn't great?

Germans and their consistently manic influence
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>>71389045
pretty funny tbqh, hope londoners start getting enslaved and made to pay the infidel tax
>>
>>71389137
I really do amuse at that gif.
havest thou any more files where men laugh at sad lasses, jung?
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>>71389261
It's one black autist from London who makes the same posts every day
>>
french twat doesnt even know the emperors new clothes gimmick

these threads are filled with new twats
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>>71389268
flawless logic
>>
>>71389282
good curry houses
good nightlife
>>
president toilet bog fart
>>
>>71389289
we as a nation already pay the jizya tax, it's called national insurance
>>
Cheshire is a lonely virgin who sits on /brit/ 24/7. This may possibly be because the North is 99% Muslim
>>
hello niggers
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>>71389246
>>71389286
fuck off yank
stop trying to fit in

nigger
>>
hard to believe there's so many muslims and blacks in the UK

suppose that's the price you pay for an """empire""" - SAD!
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>nigger
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>>71389255
HYPE
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>>71389032
Automatically drifted to the right, then studied the yellow face and neck.
Right is best but I disapprove of her make up.
Tictac teeth are not natural either. I suspect a shoopjob.
>>
i feel like the "emperors new clothes" gimmick is sort of an "emperors new clothes" gimmick. people post it because they assume it's a funny post
>>
>>71389290
Unfortunately, no. Love that gif myself.
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>>71389330
>Cheshire
>Muslim
hmm
>>
unironically use the word nigger irl
>>
The girl you fancy still does a poo and wipes her bumhole
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>>71389395
dont care
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>>71389386
Well it certainly isn't white. Northerners are criminal filth
>>
>>71389379
really salts my though soup
>>
>>71389395
hello nigger
>>
>>71389347
bloody sunday best day of my life
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>>71389321
>wahhhh how dare poor people get welfare
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>>71389406
>stealing my gimmick

how dear you
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>>71389382
this one's on me to thee for free.
>>
so what if im muslim? fuck off
>>
What's the difference between race, ethnicity and nationality?
>>
>>71389449
Classic
>>
all the issues in the west are based on social class and not on race
>>
>>71389467
who knows any more. seems like people just make up whatever definition they want for words these days.
>>
New:

>>71389488
>>71389488
>>71389488
>>71389488
>>
>>71389485
#Woke
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>>71389485
rachid
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>>71388924
>Birmingham
>Leicester

>the north

ah yes this meme again
>>
>>71389494
I feel like figuring out the meaning of these words and their purposes are the key to sorting out the big political conflict of our time
>>
Alri lads. Name an old obscure /brit/ gimmick or meme that you remember

>My head hurts when I eat cheese and my cunt mum keeps putting cheese in the meals
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Lost my wallet last night lads, fucking fuming 2bqh


>>71388276

Nope
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