How do I get an american gf

Start playing football and become more social.

>>71381718
fins confirmed autists, wants cattle gf

>>71381718
how white are you?

Let's be honest, they'll be selling them off for very reasonable amount USD my friend like the Ruskis pretty soon.

>>71381718
Be black.

>>71381849
Are you saying being white is a good thing or a bad thing?

Nogf

>>71381915
plenty of single 3k^3 girls out there for you

>>71382065
the fuck does that mean

>>71382107
they're next lvl k^3 chicks

>>71382065
>>71382259
wherever you come from, you should go back and never get here again

>>71381718
You're foreign, just go to anywhere that isn't New York and start talking. They'll fall for you instantly, Americans are huge sluts for foreigners.

Just put, "I want you to eat peanut butter out of my foreskin" on your tinder profile.

>>71381718
Idk of they'd go for a Finnish guy desu senpai, now if you were a bong they'd be all over you

>>71382290
i thought you were cool italia :(

>>71382419
Funny that you mention it because I'm half English and have an English accent

>>71382419
do they go mad over skinnyfat turbomanlet white average italian cock?

>>71382461
You're gonna do great, then. Just say you're from England.

>>71382472
yes but you have to act like a guido

>>71382666
Where do I go to meet girls? I want a gf not just some random pussy to fuck

>>71382472
>turbomanlet
Sorry, no unless you go for Asian American girls

>>71382728
well shit
im fin autism tier

>>71382761
The internet of course. Try okcupid or something.

>>71382801
172cm (not one more not one less)
hearing /pol/ if you arent 220cm at least you are a manlet, dunno if true

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>>71381718

be black

take her to the prom

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>>71381718
Just come over and get one. Girls love foreign accents and it will give you a leg up over guys of similar quality to yourself. As long as you can act confident you'll get one.

So on acting confident, one easy way, you know how guys will ask a girl for their phone number? That's obvious, everyone does it, it's code for "can I ask you out later? I already had to build up courage to just talk to you, I need a breather before I ask you out." Just ask her out right on the spot. If you talk to a girl you're interested in, and she's shows interest, ask her when she's free to meet you right to her face. Any girl who was 50-50 about saying yes to you over the phone will do it 95-5 in person.

>>71381718
keep posting on 4chan I'm sure that will help