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cara

JANNYYYYYYYY

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*walks towards you*

gay and lesbian mardi gras parade next week or so

might go and try to land a qt girlfriend(male)

jan, the man with the plan: ruin 4chan

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CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
CONDUCTOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM

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Payment?

>>71379368
Caralad approved
Lets go
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PBU_N5x4ls

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>>71379410
>might go and try to land a qt girlfriend(male)
>girlfriend(male)

>you were born on this shit island and not in the state of Oregon
How to cope?

>>71379436
Move to Oregon

think janny is lagging behind on his thread deletion quota

he had a day off yesterday

when did you grow out of /brit/?

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my name is mr. jan itor and i come from... someplace that isn't devon (yes, that'll do)

i think we should all agree to start a new thread once the previous once has reached page 7

reckon janny started this thread himself

looking at videos of women with no clothes on

>>71379436
We're actually full right now mate, try California.

https://youtu.be/f7-YyghdmzU

woke up with this song playing in my head tbqh

>>71379458
Mummy May is watching you

jannies little fit turns /brit/ to shit

>>71379435
qt gf but with a feminine penis

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>no gf

NEED to stop watching HWNDU lads

>>71379497
new season is shit anyway

>>71379455
Kekking on a bus and people are looking. Your fault lad.

Then everybody got distracted by some kids nearly getting run over so it's.all.good.

>>71379497
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h_W7mMYiU

How can such beauty exist?

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>>71379436
I know that feeling.

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>>71379545
0/10 taste

>>71379497
Did the stream not get shut down?

The season finale with the milkmen was pretty top. My favourite episode was Jesus baneposting.

>>71379490
But a penis would make them your bf

>>71379570
it's been relocated to new mexico Albuquerque lad

>>71379569
>its another "falling in love with a girl you will never meet that you've seen once on a baltic tibla discussion forum, at 6am" episode

im so lonely aha

might unironically go for a play of pokemon go today for the first time in 6 months

thoughts?

>>71379574
Not if its a feminine penis.

>>71379545
>that song
wtf

I want to worship her boots though

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wish we could become the 52nd state

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>>71379631
i had that with the smug finnish girl that used to get posted a lot
even though she was about 12
i'm not a nonce though

currently been downing about a third of a bottle of vodka a day

is this unhealthy?

>>71379545
That's insane lad.
Link the based black /pol/ lad he was great

>tfw no arranged gf

>>71379595
You only go there to film for preferential tax reasons.

Shitposters will still make it surely.

NY is a YUGE city but aren't they like 90% Democrat too.

Also got called foy in last friend. What is this?

>>71379689
treasonous yank

>>71379694
bit pathetic zac

>>71379689
Amazing what a stylist who knows what they're doing can do

>>71379666
Especially if it's a feminine penis. Feminine men are gay


So what you're saying by girlfriend(male) is that you want a gay boyfriend

>>71379702
try shitting in the gated communities

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>>71379695
>a third
come back when you're on 3/4 like me

Can someone please post the daddies little fibs turned my boy to ribs greentext
can't find it

>>71379695
nah it's perfectly healthy m8

if anything doctors recommend it

>>71379689
>>71379712
My preferences
>Fully independent allied to US
>Fully independent allied to EU
>51st state
>EU member

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i have no mouth and i must scream

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>>71379567
Me three

>>71379716
actually its zach with an h so jokes on you

>tfw shorter then goebbels

day's over 8 hours until bed time

UK people peephole are scum.

>>71379805
be my gf

>>71379436
does oregano come from there?

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>find nice American made workwear company
>want to get one of their comfy looking jackets and t-shirts for when I walk the dogs in summer
>realise that UPS or whoever they ship through are going to fucking rob me at the door for customs charges

>>71379830
It's a herb. Aren't you guys supposed to be the kings of herbs?

>>71379808
gonna go to bed at 1:00 AM as per my typical sunday routine

>>71379700
Found him
1776 not 1984 bitches.
What a patriot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SADEStoA9ww
Molon Labe come and take it. Beautiful

would you rather suck lutefisk out of your father's arsehole or spend a full hour at a party where you don't know anyone

crying

https://www.fb.com/SPORTbible/videos/2228322100646643/

>>71379830
India was my colony

>>71379867
no over here you find only imported oregano. i was thinking of maybe cultivating it locally in the future

>>71379887
by the time the party comes to a close i'll know everyone there

mum won't stop bugging me to go on a diet

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>Tfw no qt British tatted up gf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLjyPgZRIs

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>>71379867
>mfw yanks WILL unironically pronounce "herb" as "erb" while reading this in their mind

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“Death must be so beautiful. To lie in the soft brown earth, with the grasses waving above one’s head, and listen to silence. To have no yesterday, and no tomorrow. To forget time, to forget life, to be at peace.”

-Timothy James Byrne

Playing GTAV and drinking some beer and later cider. Wanted to play Balad of Gay Tony, but it's not installed and have to wait for 16GB to download at less than 1MB/s. x

>>71379909
>mum

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>>71379842
>find nice American made workwear company

Whats the name of it? I fancy american workwear clothes

>>71379903
maybe i will move to your country as a goodwill gesture to show appreciation

>>71379931
what did you mean by this

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>>71379867
I don't know about him but I can tell you I'm quite the natural herb connoisseur

>>71379928
Download it overnight...

how do I get a girl to nosh my willy?

>>71379946
Pointer Brand

lads
http://www.sulabhtoiletmuseum.org/

>>71379985
WW2 was a crime

>>71379985
Deano Sr. should consider himself lucky

>>71379921
funny considering they definately refuse to pronounce most french words properly

>>71379968
Marijuana

>>71379956
Yeah come over here and pollute our country with your "culture enrichment"
>>71379964
Nut-ing

>>71379979
be good looking and in shape with a big willy and a nice house and a nice car and lots of disposable income and a fit muscular physique and a bright and engaging extroverted personality

or just pay one

>>71379985
how does one walk the barratt way? towards you?

>>71379964
silence

been playing littlebigplanet 3, i know its a babby game but it is a lot of fun and very CUTE

oh by the way, i found the last thread really funny and laughed at several posts. real gutbusters! and some of this thread's offerings have been nearly as rip roaring

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utrUekVfgHI

>>71379985
do we build modern cities on top of other shit or do we dig into the ground

>>71379921
>They will pronounce it "or egg ah know"

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>>71379983
woah thats so weird you mentioned that I was just looking at a pic of someone wearing a pointer Brand jacket.

Nice stuff that

>>71380022
alri. what's the best place free of immigrants?

>>71380052
>3 views

>using a laughing reaction picture for your own video

>>71380046
New Sea land

>>71380040
playing LBP 1 & 2 with my housemates in uni was one of the best times I've ever had playing videogames Tbh

umm, what's a good thing to watch guys?

just finished the sopranoe's

>>71380083
the wire

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roaring

>>71380067
The province of "Zeeland" seems to be rather emigrant-free

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the goal is to live in America

>>71380030
the deano walk

like you're the king of the fucking world because you've just put a deposit on a 3 bedroom detached in barton-upon-humber

>>71380104

seen it

fawlty towers and father ted are fucking terrible btw

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>>71380069
mmm no sweetie :) x

>>71380106
Can tell he's a cunt just by that ""beard""
why do all gigacunts have the same one

gonna watch a film now

>>71380079
now i feel bad i have no friends

>>71380106
>even Bruchade gets BTFO

what hope do I have

>>71380083
Hhhmmmm, Nootka.

>>71380139
It was less than one minute old when you posted it
Sad!

>>71380162
Right. Which film??

>>71380137
name one good australian comedy

>>71380083
fawlty towers
father ted

>>71380133
original house of cards
red dwarf

>>71380185
kenny

>>71380139
>>71380052
can't be arsed to watch it

what's this about milk

>>71379569
A CUTE :3

>>71380083
Taboo, Peaky Blinders

>>71380183
what's your point? that I just happened to open my subscriptions when it was posted? mental mate, write a book about that

>>71380106
I'd smear shit on her door handles 2bh.

>>71380201
never heard of it

>>71380207
here's some milk for you

*nuts on you're face*

>>71380083
mad men

>living in Zeeland
why ys I do want my house to flood

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Hell is empty
And all the devils are here

*fucks your pussy*

>>71380174
>Bruchade
que

http://www.baka.com.au/national/war-on-feral-cats-australia-aims-to-cull-2-million-20170214-gucp4o.html
>The federal government will unleash every weapon in its arsenal to wipe out 2 million feral cats – about a third of the population – and will provide $5 million to community groups to serve as foot soldiers in the battle.

Cat runts well and truly BTFO
Will NEVER see a government do this with dogs

>>71380104
Wire for me is like Trainspotting for you. I don't understand what they're saying. Kills it. Watched up to that funny episode where Elbow was inspecting the house.

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AH YUS THA TULAHRUNT LIFT!

>>71379569
shes 16 you nonce

>>71380255
bruce + chad

>>71380187

not going to watch either of these

>>71380194

seen the 'riginal house of cards

not going to watch something that was made before i was born

>>71380216

will watch taboo thanks

i forgot which episode i was on for peaky blinders so i'll probs never finish watching it

>>71380239

tried to get into it but realised after 8 episodes that it wasn't going to get any better

>>71379569
looks a bit wavvey

>>71380274
i took it from the 'ddit

>>71380106

nothing makes me crease more than failed normies getting bullied

>>71380251
Um no honey, I don't fuck blobs.

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It is nothing to die. It is frightful not to live.

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>not going to watch something that was made before i was born

>>71380290
you should really finish it Tbh it's great

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>>71380290
>not going to watch something that was made before i was born
runtish tbqh also pic related

>>71380259
loads of countries exterminate street dogs

>>71380184
comizi d'amore

>>71380290
La Maison des Bois (Pialat)
Six fois deux (Godard)
France/tour/détour/deux/enfants (Godard)

>>71380290
how can you like sopranos but hate mad men smdh

>>71380290
have you seen k-on?

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>>71379394
>>71379367
>Quick ont' draw

I want to be a cute girl.

i wish gabriel macht starred in a better show. i like watching him but hate watching suits

desu the more I think about it, I'm starting to agree that rapists should be punished more harshly than murderers

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Heaven is under our feet as well as over our heads.

>>71380350
Is there anywhere to stream it? I haven't seen the last series and I'm hard driveingly challenged right now.

>>71380429
reckon this has a lot in it if it isn't overdone

>>71380389

no, it seems noncey and it's only rated 7.7 on imdb

*unmasks you*

>>71380416
we should unironically bring back hanging and redo the prison system

>>71379842

go over there and buy it then

3 crumpets and an orange juice for breaky my lads

Police were blocking off the road just now as I was driving home. Saw a mangled bicycle further down the road and what I assume was a covered body on the other lane, and a smashed up jaguar in the ditch.

Mental how fast you can lose your life.

>>71380457
ok

>>71380433
dunno pal how about you do your own fucking research

>>71380474
fob

>>71380481
Butter, jam or cheese?

>>71380492
That's what happens when you go on a road full of cars riding an aluminium a-frame on wheels

Hope he was wearing his helmet

>>71380492
wish it were me

>>71379455
Roo stop these heinous lies

>>71380501
How about you bend over?

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SACK THE SPUDS, GO TEAM FLORIDA!

>>71380492
Bike runt deserved it

scary af tbqh la

http://www.bbc.com/news/video_and_audio/headlines/39016180

reminds me of that ds9 episode with Quark dabbling in the arms business

wish the family would just accept that ive given up on life instead of trying to force me to 'improve' myself

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>Harry

>>71380555
MR. NOSEBERG

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*gets unmasked*

>>71380492
unironically cycle every day

>>71380367
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njVlslGkaXk
Fallout

If Germany won WWI there would have been a French Hitler

>>71380620
imagine

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>>71380552

its rare to see a pro sportsman these days without a sleeve tattoo
makes it hard to forget what lower class scum they all are

>>71380492

hmm, i'll put that down as another reason to stay inside on neetbux for the rest of my life

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>>71380481
>Once watched a video of yanks trying crumpets for the first time
>They just rip open the package and eat them raw
>They say they are shit

Strange bunch them yanks.

>>71380679
Feel the same way when they take a fistful of vegemite and eat it raw

An entire nation of wastemen

>>71380704
Why do Australians even bother with their shit ripoff Marmite

Embarrassing

>>71380492
>Mental how fast you can lose your life.
Not funny in the slightest lad.

>>71380663
what do you have to do to continue getting them

>>71380563
It's a good job I watched Survivors. I'll be ready when the jews release their virus to kill off the excess population.

>>71380704
pb+j is p good though desu

I'm having a surgical procedure (not an operation) done on wednesday

is there any chance they'll cancel it if I've been using recreational substances in the days prior?

asking for a friend

>>71380731
?

>>71380660
Maybe in your runtish sports
Cricket, the thinking man's game, is doing just fine. Nary a single sleeve tattoo in sight

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Nice packet of Crunchy Nut you've got here - pretty expensive as I recall.

>>71379985
rude as fuck

>>71380738
not telling

>>71380755
depends what
weed: no
mdma/coke: no
psychedelics: no
benzos: potentially
ketamine/other tranquilizers: probably
opiates: potentially

>>71380755
What surgical procedure are you getting done that isn't an operation

Are they cleaning polyps out of your arse

feels bad that i'll NEVER have a relationship and will always be "that guy"at work, unmarried, no kids, no friends, my parents will grow old and be in despair at the state of me.

>>71380780
not a sport

>>71380809
oh fuck, are you serious?
why ketamine?

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on my first galereux of the day

>tfw no work in the morning

>>71380083
stop watching tv

watch fillums

@71380755
100%

>>71380818
> at work
Kindly FO you utter NT

Anybody know a good place to get lunch near Liverpool St station? I don't wanna get maccies nor spend a fortune.

>>71380818
>working

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>work tomorrow

Got called a rotund behemoth nearly 2 months ago on /brit/

>>71379368
rude

>>71380704
Yeah they always scoop out a big spoonful and treat it like its peanut butter, before spitting it out and crying.

feel sorry for everyone born in the 90s

you've not lived a proper life

>>71380885
Blubber ape

>>71380782
I heard him voicing–over an advert on talksport in the last week, summat about role–playing a choccy bunny for desert.

Business idea: sell illegal drugs so i don't have to get a real job

What happened last night in Sweden?

>>71380645
The military uniforms would have been amazing

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anyone tried this swiss vegemite ripoff?

>>71380854
>>71380863

need to pay for my booze and benzos innit

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>I can't grow facial hair

Minoxidil works.

fuck off

>>71380818
>at work

>>71380951
No

>>71380898
this tbqh

>>71380946
where to cop?

side effects?

do you have to take it for life?

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>>71379455
i like the way "itor" thinks!

>>71380905
this was a girl thing at my primary school
they only ever asked cute boys to play

>>71380832
depends, if you only did a little bit it'll be alright
it might increase the amount of anesthetic needed to put you under
unless it's local then you're fine

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rate my opinions

>>71380885
I remember that.

>>71380939
>vegemite

lol shit-tier marmite

>>71380946
How cheap is Minoxidil (REGAINE® UK) my good man?

Available at all good outlets I presume?

>>71380983
Did they ever ask you?

>>71380905
girls all mysteriously knew how to make one of these and how to do all the actions to the macarena, apparently without ever being taught

>>71380888
What happened to the fucking machines?
This place is shit now.

@71380999
don't care

>>71380999
go yourself!

>>71380999
>liking ireland

the famine's over mate you can go back

why has a fucking minoxidil shill appeared suddenly in /brit/

>>71380998
it's under general
fuck it, I'll drink lots of water and go for a run today and tomorrow
really don't want to fuck this up, it's taken months

>>71380946
>taking medicine to help you be a map

runt life

>>71381015
no

>>71381035
thanks yank
>>71381048
the family didn't move here until the 60s

>>71380933
"We do the same thing we do every night in Sweden."
>take over the world?
"No, Pinkie. We do cuckoldry!"
[evil and menacing laugh as the camera zooms in while the room darkens]

>>71380939
Why would I want to try a jf ripoff of a convict ripoff of Marmite?

>>71380999
Bit rude (nice trips)

>>71380999
arse

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>>71381019
Utterly mental. Reckon they're all psychics

>>71380908
dobby narrates some brummie countryside house hunting program that airs here

>>71381061
what did you mean by this?

>>71381055
im wondering why he makes a post alleging the benefits of it then doesn't answer questions from interested people. what a dick.

there are times when i wish i could grow a beard but i enjoy not having to shave more

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>>71381061
a map, you say?

>>71380975
You can get it off Amazon. At least that's where I got it the cheapest. You can also get it in Boots but its fucking expensive there.

I haven't had any side effects but some common ones are headaches, palpitations and dry skin. Thought most people experiencing side effects find they clear up after a week or 2.

No, but you have to use it for long enough so that the hairs turn terminal.

You should note that it will only ''awaken'' existing hair follicles so if you don't have the follicles nothing will grow.

Most people take it for around 6 months to allow the new hairs to turn terminal and stay, otherwise you might find that you will return to how you were before if you don't take it for long enough.

>>71381057
it doesn't depend on how long the ketamine's in your system, it depends on how much of a tolerance for ketamine that you have. ket's gone from your body after like 12 hours max but if you have a tolerance for it you likely have a tolerance for many other tranquilizers

>>71381084
wasn't sure what to do with austria
i think you're alri but i hate germany and you're basically the same thing so was a really tough one

These American cop shows are ridiculous

They get criminals on the witness stand, make them swear on a bible and then they all miraculously just start bawling out the truth like God is personally watching them.

you can't force yourself to have a beard

you're either blessed with good male genetics or you aren't

stop trying to adjust nature

>>71380946
this man appears to have all the blood drained from his face as well so blood sacrifice might work as well

>>71381139
I was planning to fight the propofol for as long as I could

>>71381153
Beards are a social construct.

>>71381138
how do I know if I have follicles or not

>>71381145
>you're basically the same thing
DELETE THIS

>>71381153
hope you dont wear glasses or have had any medical treatment for anything ever.

or anything else which counts as 'adjusting nature' which is a stupid phrase anyway.

>>71381173
>propofol
short acting compared to ketamine la

>>71381010
bit sad really, both of us.

had ket for the first time properly last night
really don't see the appeal ngl, maybe the fact it's a simpler and easier alternative to drinking but i struggle to see its real party drug value

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>>71381173
>trying to retain memory of surgery
what are you doing

>>71381153
Are you saying that a transgender man who wears a fake beard because he was born with ovaries can't have good male genetics?

Fucking shitlord

dunno about beards but minoxidil helped me somewhat in hair lose in temples
the non foam version takes a lot of time to dry though

>>71381211
ket's retarded mate

>>71381098
recently she's been in a couple of radio ads too and Davey Mitchell, odd that is.

>>71381224
post fucking machines

>>71381182
Most people do have good hair coverage but it just doesn't grow, or will take a long time (sometimes into your 40's) before it shows itself.

If you have vellus hairs (the thin, wispy, peach-fuzz) then those hairs will turn terminal eventually.

>>71381211
>tfw you start feeling yourself slipping into a hole

>>71381216
Just want to see how long I'll last

no piss-ant anaesthetic can heem ME

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>had ket for the first time properly last night
>really don't see the appeal ngl, maybe the fact it's a simpler and easier alternative to drinking but i struggle to see its real party drug value

>>71381211
you didn't take enough
if you do more you become temporarily paralyzed and go on psychedelic journeys in your mind

>>71381191
you're like scotland. clamour on and rattle your german-made cage about being different and other petty nonsense but ultimately you're just krauts with a regional accent like scotshits are English with a doltish regional accent. deal with it.

>>71381262
How much more do I need to take?

>>71381211
>did a tiny amount one time only
>is now an expert

good one moron.

>>71381248
you will lose
and the anaesthetist will flop his tackle on your face when you're under

statistically 60% of posters in this thread will get cancer

>>71381263
noooooooooooooooooo

>>71381273
don't. you could off yourself easily with ket

>>71381273
just depends
do a small line every 10 minutes and you'll get there
can't overdose on just ket alone so go mad

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What did he help them?

might roll a spliff
but i've only just rolled out of bed

>ywn be a 1960s american lad
>ywn take your sweety out to lovers lane after a malted milkshake
>ywn get shot by the zodiac killer

>>71381273
1 tablespoon

>>71381296
already had it la
twas nothing

>>71381173
Isn't that what Michael Jackson got hooked on

Finasteride/propecia Dr Fox sells it cheapest for the UK.
Not for beards. Beards are annoying.

fuck it off to do a poo
i better have (You)s to come back to

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anesthesia_awareness
>Patients who experience full awareness with explicit recall may have suffered an enormous trauma. Some patients experience post traumatic stress disorder (PTSD), leading to long-lasting after-effects such as nightmares, night terrors, flashbacks, insomnia, and in some cases even suicide

Something to think about when you've got the mask on and huffing down that air x

>>71381273
ah yes mate just listen to a random stranger on the internet about how much horse tranquiliser you should put in your body
Here's what'll happen:
1) you take too much and shit yourself and pass out
2) you take too much, pass out and vomit and choke on it

>>71381019
>cut paper to square
>fold all the corners so they meet in the middle
>turn it over
>fold all the corners so they meet in the middle
>fold in half so there's 2 squares on either side
>push squares together so that the upper corners meet in the middle

so this is the power of minoxidil.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYVP2HH0ZnI

>>71381335
I think so
don't see the appeal 2bh

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>Just want to see how long I'll last

>no piss-ant anaesthetic can heem ME

i have never taken antibiotics, been to the dentist, bought a so-called smartphone or signed up with a doctors surgery. when the zionists activate the brainwashing oestrogen receptors implanted into your molars, and swathes of you succumb to the common cold, i alone will remain to lead the rebellion and secure a future for New Zealand European children everywhere

>>71381361
>>71381361
>>71381361

NEW

>>71381357
That sounds like some bollocks a medical malpractice lawyer in the US made up to sue hospitals

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>>71381296
>tfw i am the 40%

>>71381382
I do a line of vancomycin every morning just in case I get ill

>>71381310
>You will never take your cheerleader gf up to the lake after prom