tfw middle class milfs will never take photos of you as you film your reply to Bugzy to send to their daughter despite not knowing who you are edition
cara
>>71377456
',:]
>>71377465
good lad
would you rather have all your limbs chopped off or have all the 4chan posts you've ever made read aloud to everyone you know?.
the goal wife
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCt-KTEQt3c
had a mad one last night lads
>>71377497
those a big books
>>71377492
reckon I've never posted anything offensive or embarrassing
me on the left https://youtu.be/voaySLww6Hg?t=65
>>71377456
>tfw anime will never be real
>>71377501
go on then, spill the beans
>>71377536
Anime? what's an anime?
>be very...very...careful
*puts on boots to make myself taller than 5ft9 and hires short actors*
*writes many sex scenes for myself*
>mhmmmm nootka
>>71377545
took 3 benzos and don't remember any of it
the bruce gf https://youtu.be/aq83an8eXtg
>>71377501
Trying to avoid normoids atm lad so kindly fuck off
>>71377558
The FUCKING Americans!
>>71377560
fair enough, least it wasn't ice.
>>71377501
here was mine
>>71360299
>>71377456
Early debil.
>>71377412
the republic has been ruled by centrists since its foundation, F.G. or Fianna Failure have been 1 of the major governmental parties. What's worse is that today they are BOTH EXCLUSIVELY in gov't.
(F.F. under DeV. was strongly protectionistic and culturally nationalistic for a bit in the early decades until we joined the E.E.C.)
no likes on the ol' 'der for quite some time now
bizarre
Business idea: restore all monarchies, abolish all parliaments
>>71377624
same haha
app must be broken
>>71377609
Who is the most conservative party, if there is one?
addicted to buying books
STATE
>>71377669
what is this fucking autism filter on your photo
woke up with a phone number on a card in my wallet saying she was my new hairdresser too
>>71377690
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED
bit quiet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
>>71377687
Twilight, helps you sleep by removing some blue off your screen or some shit
Want to shag an Australian girl up the bum
>>71377724
planning on going to sleep at 1pm then are you?
stupid fucking mick
>>71377724
or just stop looking at screens in bed? fucking idiot irish
made a thread and my only (You) was from a leaf
*gets punches in the face*
>>71377690
Good to see you're doing okay
IT'S DARE
got any family heirlooms?
have basically nothing. only oldish thing I have is my great grans dictionary from when she was a kid, it's roughly 105 years old and she signed her name and address in the front. the house is still there, old terrace that used to house a family of 10.
god knows what happened to the dead grandparents war medals.
>>71377660
It was the Progressive Democrats (or "Regressive Autocrats" as I liked to call them) but they folded after coalition with F.F.
Currently its Renua (a spin from the word "renewal").
There was some guy whose name I cannot remember who ran for the Chamber of Deputies (Dáil) in 2016 and read on /éire/ that he was very conservative (i.e. anti-immigration and catholic outlook).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_political_parties_in_the_Republic_of_Ireland#Other_parties
>>71377750
*hires you*
>>71377825
my granddads chess set
that's it really, my family are poor and nobody in my family served in any of the wars
>>71377825
>god knows what happened to the dead grandparents war medals.
Maybe you're descended from cowards who never won any medals
*spontaneously combusts*
bit nervy ngl
>>71377740
No wogs allowed.
>ask my grandad what his dad did during WW2
>nothing
not happy. Not happy AT ALL.
>>71377876
I am white
dad is currently watched lindybeige videos
the alae...
the velites!!
MANIPLES!
do not the current predilection for manufactured outrage and virtue-signalling these days.
hmmmm....
hmmmm
>>71377776
>7776
Fucking Yanks never shut up about the War of Independence.
71377776
Fuck off yank.
71377793
Fuck off yank.
>>71377895
literally none of my family have fought in either world war
>>71377914
*waits for you to post the picture of mixed race children*
>>71377810
I've got a job now, £7.78 per hour after probation
Very LGBT friendly and relaxed environment (white too)
I'm on the road to normie town
Thanks for caring
71377930
NO
>>71377825
My ancestors were farmers and fishermen. Some angry great great uncles fought in every war too.
I have a box with medals.
*posts*
>>71377944
nah i only bang anti coalers
might produce a cumshot
>>71377949
absolute vintage gimmick
>>71377920
>>71377899
Umm no sweety, your flag says otherwise.
>>71377847
Who do you vote for?
>>71377914
>If you're looking for perfect you have also come to the wrong place lol
at least she's honest
Gorillaz best song? why, On Melancholy Hill of course
>>71377914
Hmm nice
>>71377950
Sounds neat
>>71377669
Makes me feel somewhat better about my own fuckup
>>71377918
Are you a real nigga?
>>71377859
Nah had a great grandad in france in WW1, grandad in india and germany in WW2, great grandad in africa in WW2, other grandad was in the army for entire 1950s and went to korea, kenya and some other places, they definitely all had medals, remember seeing some of them as a child.
>>71377740
molto grazie per Gigi d'Agostino <:-)
bravo Italiaaa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WS7s8rk85vw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIkIVXkCvt4
Giz dystopian film recommendations lads
Post 2000 if possible
*builds settlements in the west bank*
>The mum of three from....
why do journalists do that
>>71377951
No Nootka for the traitors then.
>>71378060
the road
>It was the Progressive Democrats (or "Regressive Autocrats" as I liked to call them)
>>71377895
my great grandad and 3 of his brothers were sent to france in WW1, one died there, one was crippled for life, 2 came back ok but my great grandad later committed suicide leaving 6 young children, lol.
>>71378078
manufactured empathy
got a bit excited when i got a text but it was actually for 'sheed
>colonise the united states with the assistance of the government
>French start getting lairy
>Mummy Brittania saves the day, winning a hard fought war against the frogs
>UK coffers are in a spot of bother, but to protect Britannia's people is a sacrifice worth making
>decide to raise taxes in the colony that they just defended
>*autistic screeching* commences and the colony spergs out, lobbing tea in the river (how childish) and start a war of independence
ah yes, these yanks are surely men of high moral standing and of sound character.
Bruce didn't do all this and he's a fucking convict
>>71378042
depends in what sense you're asking
if you're asking whether I'm really black then no
If you mean a real nigga that's out here putting in work on the endz with the mandem then yeah mans real on the strip cuz
anyone watched Scenic Route
the film where they got stuck in the desert and killed each other
>>71377918
the guardian and observer shill ridiculously hard for grime, why?
>>71378060
Immigrants Save The World (released in Britain as "Children Of Men")
>>71378124
>iPhone
>Vodafone
please kill yourself
>>71378103
>lol
>>71378060
The survivalist
The rover
Fury road
The 28 later films
>>71377914
wonder what her fanny looks like after squeezing 3 turds out
>>71378137
I wonder why :^)
>>71378060
erm the gun fu one with Christian Bale. Underrated sheeit.
Saving the pupper. Better than batman
>>71378124
Why did you automatically text back that you boring twat
Just imagine the gimmick you could've had pretending to be mohammhed
>>71378164
She probably has to push it back in
>>71378137
why do you think?
>the modern day 17-year-old was born in the year 2000
strange, i still feel 17
>>71378179
this tbph. no creativity or sense of fun.
>>71378005
*whom*
Soc. Dem.s and independent candidates came at the top, the Establishment got the last of the preferential ranks on my ballot.
It was about ¾years ago so I remember not anything more than that.
>no Euro-cynic nor Euro-sceptic party in my constituency and Yes won the gay referendum
>:-[
>>71378125
there was that eureka stockade thing, pretty small tho
>>71378195
What are young people hobbies now? What are they into?
I'm only 25 but so out of touch at what 13-18 year olds are into now.
>>71378195
I'm 5'9 so I feel about 14. Doubt anyone takes me seriously
Lads I heard Cheadle has been wiped off the face of the planet.
Can anyone confirm?
>>71378230
same haha
Alice Green desu lads
>>71378222
grandpasimpson.gif
>>71378231
There's a media blackout mate don't expect anything out of Cheadle for a while
>>71378222
snapchat, stormzy, grime, other steinberg shit
>>71378222
listening to grime and thinking they're edgy and cool for acting like uneducated working class and aggressive blacks.
>>71378243
AHAHAHAHHASHASHashisio;h
*smashes that mf like button*
>>71378176
Equilibrium.
>>71378222
i dont really know. youngsters these days really dont have any kind of identity or subculture to claim as their own. they are drones to pop-culture
cue fedoraposting
>>71378262
you're out of bed early today grandad
>>71378164
that's not where turds come out?
>>71378243
He said people weren't willing to pay for it at the current costs which is true 2bh
He was still lambasted for saying it and is an otherwise complete moron
>>71377914
*swipes right*
*attempts to leave her alone with a 4th child*
never said im perfect either hun...
Ahh yes, the Japanese
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ML9ssR9EZmk
been up like 2 hours
might go bed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqrw2vIvBv0
hmmmmmm
>All men are evil
>no they aren't, don't be an idiot
>thanks for proving my point!
scrambled or boiled egg
Grime is literally one of the few things that wasn't manufactured by the jews you /pol/ mongs
>>71378310
*tucks you in*
*kisses your forehead*
*leaves the door open*
>>71377669
This story makes no sense: her female friend was *sure* that he was the one she was talking about, and yet his friend turns out to be the actual crush??
fake story
>>71378317
it's negro trash, any form of negro trash is endorsed by 'berg
My paternal grandfather survived WW2 purely due to punching an officer.
>Royal Navy
>Shore leave in Gibraltar
>Gets drunk
>Gets into a fight with an officer
>Wakes up in military jail having missed his ship sailing out
>ship gets torpedoed with a loss of all but a handful of lives
Always thought it was one of these bullshit family myths but my dad's got the letter the navy mistakenly sent my grandmother saying he was presumed dead
>>71378222
internet memes i think
kids these days get confused when they encounter a non-touch screen
>>71378210
Whom. You're more eloquent than I.
You lads have no-one though.
Times are changing, rapidly too.
>>71378340
butterfly effect
if your grandad was still on the ship then it would've never been torpedoed
>>71378317
nigger
>>71378317
getting white people to accept and integrate into black culture is the first step of their plan
>>71378222
ironic memes and meme depression
do brits pay attention to tabloids like the independent?
>talkin' shit about politics he's no idea about
massive 'tard, oh wait,
"Australia"
yup, checks out.
>>71378340
>grandfather old enough to have served in WWII
LITERAL gramps over here lads
>>71378296
her kids are turds. she's polluted the planet with 3 pieces of shit that will be raised without a father and therefore end up fucked up.
>>71378317
its still shit
*conquers native american lands*
>18-25 culture
ah yes
*opens twitter*
OMG I HAVE DEPRESSION I WANT TO DIE PEPE MEMES XDDD
>>71378340
Your grandpa was a traitor and torpedoed the ship. Ill have his fucking skull
>>71378230
5'6 so I feel like a child
>tfw i'd destroy any leftist in this thread in an argument
>>71378374
Not him but mine was in WW2, he was an old dad, 46 or so when my mum was born, and 70 when I was born.
>>71378381
alri granddad; flintstones
>>71378374
I'm only 20
My father was in his 40s when he had me and his father was in his 40s when he had him
>>71378311
what the fuck is this rubbish
Lost my virginity lads so /britfeel/ told me I have to stay here now. How goes it lads? Having to get a rail replacement service (bus) into London. A very long ride to go. It's through Essex and you can just feel the UKIP in the air.
6ft4 here feel like a child...doubt the 6ft5 lads take me seriously. yesterday they played piggy in the middle and I couldnt get it...nasty fuckers
>>71378392
little bellsniff thinks hes fucking chris hitchens doesn't he
>>71378419
john mccain committing treason
what culture were you into lads
i was a chav from 9-13, used to wear full on shell suits, air max trainers and hung around council estates smoking and drinking
>>71378417
A convenient story
get out of my sight you grovelling little earthworm
>>71378417
are you me lad?
i'm 20 in a couple of months and my dad was 44 when i was born
>>71378381
Im so depressed
Just dont pay attention to the fact that I have
>a gf/bf
>multiple friends
>a stable job
VERY mentally ill, me haha
>>71378423
*bends over*
say that again mate? haha just kidding *ruffles your hair and gets you in a headlock*
>>71378439
skater
>>71378439
middle class A&F wearing cunts
>>71378417
You're younger than knee but have an entire generation less (not strictly true but in the past century at least) than I do. Isn't it funny?
>>71378421
alri haha welcome to /brit/
now if only we can convince the rest of the virgins to fuck off to /britfeel/
>>71378438
doubt mccain is stupid enough to think that's actually putin
6ft6 here feel like a child doubt any of the lads take me seriously...girls refer to me as the short one
what's better: 24 hour clock or 12 hour clock?
>>71378495
he thinks its the prime minister of ukraine
he is slagging putin off
just had two incredibly cheeky choco puddings
>>71378439
Autism from 8-14 then became an edgy "scene" kid til like 20. Thank god I didnt get tattoos
>>71378506
24 hour, obviously
7ft1 here feel like a child there are some girls as tall as me in heels
im a 5'8 polack with a big ol potato nose living in newcastle heh
>>71378506
12 hour clock
Autists who use 24 hour in normal day to day activities and aren't in the military need to have their tongues ripped out
>>71378506
24 hour, obviously
>>71378475
http://mentalfloss.com/article/29842/president-john-tylers-grandsons-are-still-alive
John Tyler was born in 1790. He took office in 1841, after William Henry Harrison died. And he has two living grandchildren.
Lyon Gardiner Tyler, one of President Tyler’s 15 kids, was born in 1853. He fathered Lyon Gardiner Tyler Jr. in 1924, and Harrison Ruffin Tyler in 1928.
>>71378537
This
>>71378533
is poland better than newcastle?
>>71378506
24 hour clock is more convenient but alerts me to the relentless passage of time more
>>71378439
didn't have one
I just sat on my computer most of the time playing video games
i fucking hate netflix.
their BIG NEW SHOW that they added:
>iBOY
>He's the proud owner of the absolute latest in cutting-edge digital technology... but it's LITERALLY all in his head.
ah yes, i sure am glad they make these AMAZING originals instead of adding decent films.
>>71378348
I didn't mean to give condescension, I'm merely pedantic when it comes to the English language.
What's the state of affairs in Kypros, will it unify and are the denbts still crippling public services?
>>71378533
why are all the lads manlets
one's got an excuse but the other lads are letting the side down
come closer
*whispers in your ear*
"manchester"
>>71378506
12 hour should be abolished
Its an absolute useless mess
>>71378549
very reddity post
>>71378568
>i(something)
very 2010y post
>>71378549
absolutely howling men always have a chance to father children and women virtually dry up at 35
>>71378585
at that age, girls overtake boys in height temporarily
>>71378585
the women look older and by and large most women shoot up a couple years before men
>>71378568
I watched iboy and it was quite good
It's set in a London council estate and it stars are maisie
>>71378568
>paying for temporary access to media
Ah yes
>>71378578
>,
*;
>>71378588
*screams in your ear*
>>71377465
Why is cara so fast with replying?? She always manages to be the first one to comment. Even with high resolution images...
>>71378558
the weather and people are better
but theres jobs here wahey
>>71378629
fuck off shia
*watches riverdale*
huh to think some wanker was saying netflix originals are bad
>hand over prescription
>1 item
>"um, just let me see if we have any in stock"
>30 seconds later
>"okay, it'll be ready in about 10 minutes"
what the fuck
you just went and found what I need
just put it in a fucking bag and give it to me
that shouldn't take 10 fucking minutes
why the fuck is every other child born in this day and age autistic?
Lads is 12 years a slave a good film or just pure "we wuz slaves white man bad" shit?
Literally can't get to sleep without alcohol or weed.
Just toss and turn until 4 or 5 o'clock overthinking everything.
*watches hemlock grove*
so this....is the power....of netflix originals
>>71378643
good lad
why is your english so good
>>71378666
watched 10 minutes of it
utter shite
>>71378653
they have to pack it and log it mate
they work in a pharmacy, can't let shit like that just go missing willy nilly
>>71378666
I liked it 2bh
>>71378666
yeah it's alright
it's got classic paul dano in it too, of course it's good
>>71378578
lol Lad, I was born in England. I have no idea about Cyprus other than they have a brand of potato.
I love Greece tho and Macedonia is Greek clay.
>>71378665
they are not
autistic has just become a meme buzzword for a bit of a general dolt
proper autism is much worse
>>71378533
>>71378585
These aren't men. These are boys.
They'll probably grow up taller than me tho.
>tfw 5'7" 21 year old English manlet
My favourite youtuber has seperated from his wife and is now dateing a girl 20 years younger than himself whom hes already let move in to his home. I suspect it go very well for him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtJ_zbz1NyY
wonder how it felt to hear this live
>>71378617
t. netflix content curator
>>71378619
>implying its not the neighbors account
>>71378699
off yasen lad you're a genetic mistake
>>71378675
that's why shops have this thing called a till
hey lads what do you think of my edit to this risk map designed it myself
>>71378666
also how can you try and spin the transatlantic slave trade to not show white people in a bad light
fucking hell you insecure fannies will literally try and spin history to defend yourselves, absolutely pathetic
>>71378706
>my favourite youtuber
literal 13 year old
>>71378706
link xx
>>71378653
They have to input all your info and what theyve given you into thier database
reading an AMA with a prostitute, got real excited then went to her other submissions and her face looks more masculine than rosy
gutted
>>71378670
hmmmmmmmm
>>71378721
and what's the till going to do? it just shows money going in and out you fucking spacker, there's a whole back room full of drugs that need to be logged and accounted for
literally no idea what you're on about just fucking sit there and wait for your autism pills or anus cream you absolute runtcase
>>71378711
my dad said it's what made him a man
>m.f.w. not knowing the difference in pronunciation between omikron and ōmēga
anyone fancy wanking into my bum?
>>71378673
i am a smart boy who has been here a while and understands that you should integrate
>>71378747
then I've just solved all their problems
>barcodes
lads why does netflix uk have no content and make me pay more
On todays agenda:
>Go to pub
>Have a curry
>Early to bed
>Think about offing myself
>>71378706
ethan and hilda split up?
>>71378788
just use kodi like anyone who isn't a turbopleb
>>71378782
fuck off we're full
we voted OUT, DEAL WITH IT
if /brit/ was a high street then the yanks would be the lush
>>71378759
tills log items sold you complete spacker
where did you think the stock data comes from?
tried watching that fantastic beasts movie
hated every second of it, "le quirky mong with an inbred face and silly accent xD!"
someone PLEASE recommend me some KINO
>>71378812
come on lad not all poles are bad
george soros is trying to stop brexit
the only way to defeat him is to prove that the holocaust is a lie
>>71378758
>>71378812
already have my citizenship here heh
ill be paying for your bennies so dont bully me
business ideas: tax the robots 100%
kinokino kino. kino,kino...//kino.....KInoKINOkInokiNokinO KINOKINO KINO KINO kino
>>71378822
Zulu
>>71378818
even if that was the case it's not going to know who the stock is being given to you fucking retard
you're just like those fat twats at the pub who think they can manage a footie team better than the manager
>>71378822
k-on
>>71378870
you've recommended me this movie at least 30 times.
and i know its you.
poles are actually human unlike northerners
>>71378876
that's what a NHS number is for you absolute fuckwit
>>71378822
*rolls eyes*
bet your a trump voter to
>>71378864
t. nolan fan
>>71378861
business idea: create machines to operate the machines
>>71378822
Kino no tabi is best kino.
>>71378887
It's a good film Yank
buisness idea: trade northeners for immigrants
>>71378936
fantastic idea
business idea: create machines to print money for everyone and retire
>>71378897
polish blood has been tainted
they are not a pure white race
>>71378878
>>71378922
>
>>71378935
i've seen it 30 times.
>>71378914
ummmmm try again sweetie x
Business idea: Design female robots that want to shag me
@71378936
hello london
>tfw dad went on an expedition to the North and never came back
>>71378958
business idea: 4D printer
>>71378822
It was arite.
I didn't mind it.
I like Harry Potter.
JK is an idiot for getting involved in politics but I like her fiction. Agree to disagree.
can hear shouting runtball commentary coming from the story below
it sounds like a man has kicked a ball very well
We doing business ideas? Here's one.
>>71378909
there's more to it than that, that's why it takes fucking 10 minutes
>>71378822
watch The Raid films
>>71378962
imagine getting rejected by a robot who has been programmed to shag anything
>>71378997
>solar panels under street lights
why hasn't this done before? infinite power
business idea: southampton solent university
how do you respond
I love you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXcxcWHB1cw
>>71378993
The irony of it is she has a journalist character that spreads lies about people and the entire point was to warn people about this type of behavior. Really weird how cucked she's become over the years.
>>71378856
>>71378834
Example of based poles in the UK
>>71378997
seriously why cant this be done
>>71379040
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r89zpjL_uCs
>>71379015
but you have no idea what
so stop wasting bytes of internet
>>71379035
don't post in MY general ever again
Business Idea: put chemicals in the water to make people more susceptible to government propaganda
And again /brit/ lets me down with kino recommendations.
dont know why i even bother to ask anymore.
MALFS
>>71379058
wyborowy post
WTF
>>71378997
SOMEONE EXPLAIN WHYTHIS CANNOT BE DONE?????
>>71379058
Whoops lads made a booboo.>>71378856
>>71378834
>>71379073
watch kidulthood you fat yank spaz or keep your fucking trap shut
Business Idea: Drain the seas so we have more land to live on
>>71379073
Donnie darko
nightcrawler
neon demon
1408
the vvitch
>>71379098
you will not get all the energy from the light
the lights obstruct the sun and produce less light than the sun
you get more power if you just put them somewhere unobstructed
>>71379077
looks like me when my hand rips through the bog paper
blacksonblondes > blacked
"derp" has really fuckin ableist origins and is ableist in general use too
please dont fucking use any variation of it,
>>71379073
Pass thru
fateful findings
double down
i am here...now
>>71379127
alri dutchlad
captcha has been fucking up a lot lately haha bet hiroshitmoot is behind this x
>>71378666
it's a good film
>>71379073
samurai cop
>>71379061
haha
kinda wish I had 1st degree burns to my face, just so I can piss off trannies
>waah, I'll never look like a qt girl
>well I'll never look human
>>71379170
Good post
>>71379098
>>71379060
>>71379026
>>71379137
It's true genius.
Also stuck in traffic in rail replacement bus AND then have to get the tube. Fml lads.
https://youtu.be/KErHjXpsfwA
don't know why but this song gives me memories of watching SM:TV on saturday morning in my pyjamas eating coco pops
a simpler time
>tottenham, harringey, finsbury park will all be gentrified in your lifetime
good feel
>>71379077
Honestly prefer having everyone comment on my hands being soft than having gross sandpaper palms
Anyone know how I can edit this link to show previous weeks?
http://www.imdb.com/sections/dvd/?ref_=nv_tvv_dvd_6
>>71379250
>>71379250
>>71379250
NEW
the british government is one big paedophile club
>>71379233
yeah bet they'll be fuming mate when they hear that mate
>>71379247
I really wanna buy a place in London but even areas which are literally trash are stupidly expensive now.
>>71379261
qdj
>>71379266
where do I sign up?
>>71379279
foy
>>71379261
don't test him
The Janitor.
He's on the prowl.
The Janitor.
He's got a taste for blood.
>>71379244
Always thought they were Irish.
Merseyside.. Same thing.
great tune
>>71379233
very queer post
>dirt poor pakis and immigrants can afford to live in London
riddle me this one
Conductor approved
>>71379317
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>>71379266
so is the entertainment industry and sports
anywhere there is money and power there is noncery. noncing is the natural state of man. look what the anglo does when he is left alone in isolation
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcairn_sexual_assault_trial_of_2004
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Helena_child_abuse_scandal
look alive boys
quickdraw's about
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12 to a room
*walks towards you*
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Not so fast sonny
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>>71379313
live 12 to a house
don't pay tax, work cash in hand
lots of benefit fraud
crime
DUDE WEED LMAO