You wake up in a Native American Reservation

I go to the local RCMP and get a ride back home. There's a pair on every reserve, and I don't live very far from the nearest one.

>>71370137
start gambling

huff some paint

>>71370137
Ask good ol John Littledeer Greentobacco for my fix of mouthwash and petrol

Put $70 on red, and buy another drink to get over the hangover that just knocked me out.

I was on the res already today, why do I have to go back

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Time to try peyote

Get shanked, probably

>>71370447
because you have to

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>>71370137
Become addicted to alcohol. Wait, I'm already. OH SHI~

>>71370659
fug, this time I'm getting some fry bread though

*drinks firewater*
*accidentally ignites teepee with peace pipe*

>>71370661
She's like one of those Russian dolls that you pop open and there's another doll inside

>>71370137
How they feel about mestizos?

Doesnt differ anyways

>>71370682
What's the weather like up there friendo