>one chance at finding love >born in England

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You just won the fookin' lott'ry, m8. Now 'ead o'er East, young lad. English men are gods there.

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>>71369631
Lots of attractive girls in the UK. Too bad you are a White boy and not Asian.

>>71369631
Take up fly fishing. All the love you'll ever need.

>>71369631
>one chance at finding love
>get shot

>one chance of finding love
>born in finland
>succeed
:^)

>>71372500

REEEEEEEEEEE *punches you*

>>71369631
>one chance at finding love
>born myself

>One chance at finding love
>Born autistic

>>71373348
>one chance at finding love
>born in alaska

>>71373560

What's wrong with Alaska, lad?

>>71373814
Nothing, if you find seals ans polar bears sexy.

>>71373857

not an argument

>>71373814
It's not particularly romantic (but I wouldn't mind living in Juneau).

>>71373857
Seals are nature's onaholes

>>71373950
Why?

>>71373993
Idk, scenery's nice but there's also a lot of rape (highest in the union). It depends what your idea of romantic is.

>>71374136
No, I meant why Juneau in particular? You'd rape too if you lived up here.

>>71374158
Seems the most temperate of major Alaskan cities

>>71369631
>Remember that you are an Englishman, and have consequently won first prize in the lottery of life.
t.Cecil Rhodes
What did he mean by this?

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>>71373973

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>>71374136
t-tell me more please?

>>71374219
Alaskans are all 12 ft tall and have three dongs (2 for raping)

>>71374193

Different time

>>71369631

>one chance at finding love
>find it in poo

<3

>>71369631
>>71369867
>>71369887
All good posts that have succeeded in triggering me, I will now bump the thread