How do you cross your legs, /int/? American-style or European-style?

>>71369316
I am an American.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=684n8FO68LU

euro style is for girls, but i still do it

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I'm too fat to do either of those, so in order to avoid crushing my balls, I sit like this.

european style, those guys saying that their dick is too big to do that are lying

>>71369355
If you're too fat for the second pic, see a doctor ASAP.

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the European style crushes my nuts and the American style pinches my leg nerves

American-style. With your arms crossed it makes you look like a massive asshole.

>>71369316
American style, I was literally taught growing up that only women and gay men sit the other way

>>71369316
I always do the "american" style. It is just more comfortable.

European style is literally for women and gays.

American style.
I think i cant do european style bc im fat.

>>71369316
"American-style"

>>71369316
I guess american style.

>>71369316
euro style is a bit gay 2bh

>>71369349
Wew i'm not a special snowflake

Lebanese Style

>>71369634
*lays down across 3 seats and plays loud techno on my phone*

>>71369541
>>71369404
>>71369384
>>71369353
wew lad

>>71369316
I'm too much of a fat fat to sit as per Figure 79, on the left. Squishes the old testicles a tad too much for comfort.

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>>71369657

>>71369316
both

Euro style.

American style would be seen here as something a super asshole would pull.

>>71369316
What man sits like the guy to the left? That is how you know if someone is gay.

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>>71371328
what a gay man might look like

>>71369316
Only girls and gays cross legs, real men squat.

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>>71371555
Girls squat to piss, real men handstand.

>>71369316
i don't

>>71369316

Canadian here, looking for a /pol/ak to marry for permanent residency in the US

>>71369316
I dont cross my legs thats gay regardless of gender

>>71369316
I don't cross my legs at all since I'm a lanklet

>>71369316

I don't cross my legs.

>>71369316
I don't sit down.

I float in mid-air.

I dont have legs.

>>71369353
This. I'm not flexible enough to do American style anyways.

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>people who get sexually insecure about the way someone crosses their legs

>>71371366
God, his taste in pants cuts is atrocious. That's not a boot cut anymore, you can fit an entire shoe store in the opening.

American style is for people who are too fat to cross their legs

>>71372800
>European style is for people who skip leg day

Ftfy
Swole AF desu

American

European is bad for balls

>>71369316
I have balls
So, the second one.

>>71369316
My dad always told me the way on the left is for women

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Like this but my right knee is lower than my left.

American style

The standard style is for women

>>71373037
So pull them up, faggot.

>>71373144
Ugh
Mines are way too big.
Ableist much?

>>71369316
American style. Only women and faggots do the other one.

None, basic etiquette forbids sitting that way.

>>71371366
>billionaire
>cant buy fitting pants

>>71369361
European style crushes your balls and dick. They're not lying you just have a small package

European style but I'm a femme boy so it's kind of fitting

>>71369316
I always sit like its 1991. Ebin

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>>71373001
Good strong legs don't have to be big.

You guys try to look bulky, not to be strong

>>71369316
American

Slight manspread

American style.

European style is for women and men with wide hips and small junk (women)

The only reason you can't do european style is because your a fat fuck whose thighs belong on a woman.

Prove me wrong.

>>71369316
I'm physically incapable of crossing my legs, always have been.

Depending on the size of your testicles and leg bone structure, you cannot make european cross legs. I can't.

I'm sitting in American style right now or whenever I'm wearing pants.

Dick is too big for European style

Definitely do it American style

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>>71369316
American style.

That or stretch my legs out and cross them at the ankles.

>>71381757
Wow cool le manspreading bro so red pilled xD

Why don't you fuck off back to r/The_Donald or /pol/?

>>71381847
Are you okay?

>>71381847
wat

>>71369316
Both, as well as >>71381757

American of course. You must have really small balls/dick if you can do the European one.

>>71382061
It might hurt at first but you get used to it.

>>71382105
Okay but why would you WANT to kf it hurts and the American style is just better suited?

I don't cross my legs, I cross my ankles

>>71382177
Honestly I started doing it because sometimes I felt like I could be making someone uncomfortable by showing them my soles, but after doing this once every few days it just started to feel absolutely normal.

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>>71382400
>Honestly I started doing it because sometimes I felt like I could be making someone uncomfortable by showing them my soles
When I read shit like this, I'm glad I'm American.

>>71382400
Cuck

I guess the american position. Mainly because, you know... ballls..

>>71382468
Are Sam and Max fun?

>>71382468
I feel the same way, my shoes are nasty as fuck. That's why I only ever cross when it's out of the way and not pointing directly at someone.

>>71382630
Whatever you say, Ahmed.

>>71382668
I thought muslims were supposed to be impolite animals. Which is it, Cletus?

>>71382691
Yes, Ahmed. People's problems with Muslims is that they're impolite. Not any of the other things actually talked about.

Oh wait...

>>71382769
I'm going to end this conversation, it's not leading anywhere worthwhile.

>>71373070
Mine too.

>>71382830
Feel free to leave the country while you're at it.

>>71369316
Why do Americans feel the need to make up non-existent differences between themselves and Europeans all the time? Honest question. If you were reduced in population and area and tugged to the coast of Portugal everybody would think of you as a European country.

>>71382870
Inshallah my friend ;)

>>71382932
I'll take that as a "no."

>>71369316
I cross my feet at the ankles and then suck my dick

>>71382907
inherent inferiority complex due to the lack of any and all national characteristics

>>71382907
Same reason brits do.
Hubris.

>>71383122
we don't do that though, it's 95% a joke, just like when you guys call yourself non-white. People just tend to use the terms "Europe" and "EU" interchangeably so it might come off that way (i.e. "we're leaving Europe")

If you want an example of a European country that denies its own identity because of hubris just look over your eastern border.

>>71382400
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/middleeast/iraq/3776970/Arab-culture-the-insult-of-the-shoe.html
It's the same in middle east

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>>71383248
we're all already aware, because of this incident 10 years ago

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>>71383291
Look at the way he dodges that shit. How can Arabs even compete?

>>71382594
Best point and click adventure comedy game ever made desu

>>71369316

only girls cross their legs so people can't see their clam, real men sit straight and manspread taking as much space as posible.

>>71382061
>not bending your dick into your boipucci

>>71369316
Indian style.