włoski
>>71367939
Which Eastern European countryside should I go to for a wife, ceм?
Shall I go with spain instead?
Having a sausage roll with tomato sauce right now.
>>71368362
mirin
>>71368362
>>71368650
Good morning, chaps.
he will not divide us~
>>71368679
thanks
>>71369385
good morning
Where are my Baltic friends
>>71369527
no thanks
>>71369564
sleeping
>>71369590
ok sorry
i have arrived
>>71369663
And I'm leaving
Goodbye Australia and farewell
>>71368679
Good Morning.
>>71369385
Thanks
>>71369754
Good morning, chap.
>power rangers went to shit as soon as the red ranger stopped being a white guy
ahhh yes
>>71370081
hello racist
want to do a poo but might not as im so comfy at the moment
i am posting this message now for the future readers of /balt/ when everyone wakes up:
good morning
>>71370374
good night
>>71370374
Good afternoon.
>>71370511
good evening
>>71370558
Good day
>>71370576
what side of papua is the one where people get machete'd
I've wasted most of my Sunday by watching the hwndu stream.
>>71370606
>>71370609
all me
>tfw my body has no "get up" function and i can literally sleep for as long as i want
this is infinity times worse than it sounds
>>71370609
I am doing that right now
>>71370606
please get ready for church
>>71370644
One guy showed up in a Pepe shirt & Shia asked if he was racist. lol
>>71370602
The middle side
>>71370700
oh alright thanks
>>71370689
hopefully ourguys are going to take over soon
>>71370744
Yes.
>>71370719
thanks
t.hanks
>>71370771
wow i never thought of it like that
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>71370782
are you OK
>>71370796
thanks
t.hanks
>>71370809
wtf
>>71370828
>>71370813
hanks was thanking you with thanks
>>71370780
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>>71370868
Fuck
>>71370809
>>71370850
thanks
hmmm
>>71370901
thoughts?
>>71370901
:\ hmmmm
hmmmmmmm
huhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
binkis bunkis binkas
>>71370915
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0V24yDJBpLy
>>71370981
hmmmm
>>71370981
*binks*
*thinks*
*thanks*
b
e
n
i
s
What's for dinner lads ?
>>71371232
a cookie and warm milk :3
>>71371232
this
>>71371154
>>71371170
>>71371188
>>71371196
>>71371211
*unzips dick*
ah yes
>>71371232
Dunno I'll ask yer mum what's she's cooking me
>>71371436
sorry ate it all haha
>wake up
>balt is in rumbles
>mfw
Well good morning lads
>rumbles
>he is trying to imply something
>rumbles
>still implying on something else
WAKE UP BALTS, IT'S SUNDAY MORNING AND WE HAVE WHOLE DAY LONG TO MEME
>>71371662
bzzt :DDD
>>71371662
still saturday here :D
>>71371682
hello lad what are you guys up to?
>>71371685
stop living in past, go to sleep and wake up in the future
GOOD MORNING MY NORTHERN BROTHER
>>71371696
GOOD MORNING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bX4mO_xNAE
>>71371662
>>71371692
>>71371714
>meming on the sabbath
GOOD MORNING
Hahahahhahaha willies in vagona, tfw im a fucking absolute virge
did a wank, now will do a nofap
and your thoughts?
>>71371761
I AM TWO DAYS INTO NO PORN AND IT IS HARD :ddddd
>>71371761
>wanking on the sabbath
>>71371720
MORNINININNININIG
>>71371761
STOP FAPPING
>>71371692
the future :O
>>71371782
STOP watching porn
>>71371788
heil digits
>>71371792
i'm trying to
>>71371811
>i'm trying to
DON'T TRY, JUST STAHP AT ONCE NEVER LOOK BACK.
>>71371826
i think this time i will succeed, was pretty disgusted with myself after i finished the wank
>>71371792
HOW ARE YOU?
>>71371851
Good luck!
>>71371871
FINE, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
>>71371898
thank you, northern brother, i will do my best
the porn/fap semite will be defeated
>>71371898
IM DEPRESSED , ABOUT FUTURE
>>71371851
WHAT WERE YOU WANKING TO TO FEEL SUCH DISGUST?
>>71372011
literally nothing actually, just the act of wanking itself is disgusting to be quite honest with you family
>>71372011
Japanese cartoon
it's now sunday :D
>>71372084
west coast?
>>71372084
worst coast?
>>71372103
>>71372110
LA :|
I tried to do No Fap in January, and only lasted 4 days.
>>71372123
hola senor
>>71372140
i lasted 10 days on january nofap
it gets really bad after day 6
>>71372140
kek, i started as well but a few days in I woke up, fapped, then later realised I was supposed to being nofap
who /uni/ here?
>tfw 3/4 my class are girls
>>71372070
the act of wanking for me personally isn't damaging it's getting cucked by handsome dudes banging qts which is.
also kept on getting caught up in this cycle where i'd rather go home and wank instead of chasing a girl
>>71372270
>tfw my engineering faculty was excited because the female population went up by 1.5% over the last year from 25%
>>71372143
hola senor
>>71372270
I graduated 2 years ago now, am I an old cunt
>>71372323
no , you are still young
>>71372270
lel there are literally 0 girls in my class
Good morning my best friends.
>>71372351
me too, but atleast in my college building there is hmm Food technologies and they have very gut girls
>>71372401
good morning
>>71372401
morning george
do they feed you if you ask nicely? :^)
Balt i want bf
I have any chances?
>>71372437
no sad life.
>>71372440
why is every Russki on this site a homo?
>>71372440
There are no gays in /balt/ fugg off.
>>71372440
impossible to tell stop covering your face rofl
>>71372450
don't gib up D:D:D:D
>>71372423
>>71372401
teach me some basic Lithuanian please
>>71372464
this rusfag should kys.. Am i right or am i right.
>>71372467
i knew someone would say that
Im covering my face 80% of the time because of nose
>>71372477
Labas - hello
ką veiki - Whats up
Šlovė perkūnui - Heil perkūnas
>>71372440
fuck off faggot
>>71372477
>Mano vardas mėsainiai, ir aš šūdas į Mart
polite greeting you can use
>>71372497
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n5oVUuV8tf
ROFL
>>71372477
Good morning - Labas rytas
Thanks - Ačiū (achiu)
i'm sorry - Atsiprašau
Please - Prašau
>>71372523
Mano Vardas yra mesainis ir aš šiku į kelnes marte*
but your doing well fello, keep it up and soon ull know lithuanian ;-D
>>71372523
:DDDDD
>>71372534
ay ;-DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>71372497
labas. ka veiki?
>>71372534
>labas ka veiki
Nieko , tu ?
Your microphone sounds like from WW2
regional dialect: fuck off we're full.
>>71372569
Nothing just woke up. Going to make some coffee
(Nieko katik atsikėliau. Einu pasidaryt kavos)
>>71372540
labas rytas.. kaip tavo rytas
>>71372592
Atsikėliau žinodamas ,kad reichas nelaimėjo
(I woke up knowing reich didn't won)
>>71372569
Labai mažai, Aš padarysiu kavos per trumpą laiką
>>71372592
Morning - Rytas
Pietus - afternoon
vakaras - evening
naktis - night
>>71372591
kaip padaryti, kad jūsų kavos
>>71372633
yra Reicho savo vietos futbolo komandos
>>71372634
kaip padaryti, kad jūsų kavos
>>71372634
ayy, Australian, teach me some Australian.
I know some phrases like:
snag sangers
Missus
root - heard this one is old noone uses it anymore
etc.
>>71372690
When you write something it looks weird , but still i can understand
>>71372690
yeah dont know what u said just now.
>>71372718
ką jis ten parašė?
>>71372718
>>71372719
:'(
>>71372756
wtf i wrote I woke up knowing reich didn't won
>>71372690
>>71372696
dėkoju
t.dėkoju
>>71372756
ah now i got it.
Ar Reichas yra tavo vietine futbolo komanda*
>>71372785
i meant country nazi germany
>>71372785
its meme dumdum.
>>71372818
ohhh ok
>>71372806
>>71372818
atsiprašau :'(
>>71372846
no problemo ~~ btw interested why u want to learn this language desu too many rules even watching porn in lithuanian makes my dick numb.
>>71372795
dėkoju
>>71372860
there's lithuanian porn? :O
just want to learn a few words and phrases to drop some skills in /balt/
>>71372887
or are these late night thoughts, cuz if i remember correctly its late night in ur time zone now.
Grįžau su kava
ir jūsų mintys?
>>71372942
Ar skani kava?
>>71372493
Fucking gross desu
dunno this thread turned kinda cringy tqbh, your talking like robots, goin to play some shti games, see ya.
>>71372898
1:04am.. usually asleep right now, but finished off the remainder of coffee from earlier today a few hours ago so my eyes are O.O right now
>>71372493
i'll be your bf
>>71372965
thats why i love you png ;-D and ur Png culture pictures (not really)
>>71372955
pakankamai gerai
>>71372965
aš juokiausi
>>71372973
geras atsikratymas
png did you get ur dick wet last night mate
>>71373022
Does any of this actually make sense?
can some balts speak to me in their mother tongue please?
>>71372440
>>71372493
You look like a huge pidr
>>71373085
You write like a robot
>>71373107
idi na huias suke blyadas
>>71370981
>Someone saved my vocaroo from a year ago
>>71373124
on vocaroo you dipshit also u aren't a balt :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>71373123
bleep bloop
>>71373022
Oh. Its a type in different languages episode.
Gracias. Hago esa foto para hacer balt+ausnz feliz :)
>>71373019
Ty. I just try to have some fun here.
>>71373135
Do you feel famous
Can I haz ur autograph
>>71373135
whoa is it you??
>>71373107
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1oILlun3XWE
>>71373165
>>71373170
Calm down ladies
>>71373175
when do you plan on getting harpooned by the japs?
>>71373162
sooo >>71373079
>>71373141
Tu kas ahuiel?
>>71373175
what does this signify?
>>71373180
someone as famous as you actually posts itt, holy shit!
>>71373188
trying to found out who is chink in this thread. cuz i know there is atleast one hiding with aus fag.
>>71373180
I love you Alex you means the world for me
>>71373079
>>71373193
Yes, I had a shower. :^)
>>71373213
it is me
ni hao
>>71373213
hmmmmmmm
>>71373231
nice :)))
Damn, I would have thought the hwndu stream would have died down by now. Nope. Haha
>>71373213
konichiwa
*teleports behind u*
*harpoons you*
psh, nothin personal
>>71373238
cao ni ma
Gud morning niggers
>>71373274
very rude
>>71373276
good morning chink
>>71373276
right on time :^)
Oh shit.
>>71373281
sha bi
guys how would i say in a resume that i have self taught experience + knowledge AND that i have learnt from teachers/instructors whatever?
>>71373262
yeah it's alive because of twitter and people trying to shill their stupid fucking igs
>>71373276
he is here!
>>71373301
estonians should be 2x slower tbqh
>>71373290
Chin chon huan he ping pong Kawasaki
>>71373338
what
>>71373347
He is interested in a business venture with your father and you should return his tractor
t.studied chink at uni
>>71373322
chòubī
>>71373361
Nahh i need that tractor to work my lands
>>71373361
>and you should return his tractor
god damn lithuanians I tell you all
i once had a person in my university group assignment send me their part in chinese X~~~~DDDDDDDDDDDD
My penis needs some sucky sucky from a qt.
>>71373396
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwIEUflY6YI
>Tfw no tractor anymore
I last went outside on Feb 9th 2017, and you ?
>>71373420
Where did this meme come from that lithuanians steal tractors?
>>71373420
>>71373436
yesterday
>>71373442
bolice records
>>71373436
Today.
>>71373436
yesterday
>>71373442
Starting from 2008, many tractors and other expensive farming equipment has been stolen from Estonia by Lithuanian thieves
>>71373436
yesterday. Go outside for a walk m8, you'll feel better
>>71373476
funny meme
>>71373436
About 4 hours ago when I took the dogs out
>>71373476
those sweet Estonian tractors who could even resist not taking them
I should visit Estonia soon
>>71373500
who Took the dogs oud HOO HOO :'DDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>71373492
Also many semi trucks and 18wheelers have also been stolen. These Lithuanian thieves are however very resourceful, as they have deactivated almost all GPS tracking systems before sterling The vehicle
>>71373518
lol
>>71373518
lol good 1
good mornink peepl it is are time for make cofee
>>71373529
U have to admit they are kinda smart.
>>71373529
Masters of thievery
>>71373529
Estonian technoman defeat by great Lithuanian strength
HELLO WHERE ARE THE MENE?
>>71373572
>>71373568
>>71373565
There was a story where a farmer unscrewed his tractors drive wheel and the thieves used pipe clamps to steer but the clamps came loose and they crashed into a ditch. Later they were captured and someone beat them up, definitely not the same farmer
arghhhhhh such a long day
>>71372965
le monke?
>>71373627
I hate thieves , criminals they do nothing good for society
balts please say some things in your mother tongue that would be great
thanks
t.hanks
Who drinks hard as fuck after work here?
>>71373689
Aren't Lithuanians the biggest thieves in Europe by crime statistics? No disrespect
Whose listening to the Lofi Hiphop radio right now lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRw339i17yw
>>71373749
i'd suggest going onto soundcloud and supporting the artists directly instead of watching it off some hack's youtube channel :)
>>71373741
Most of us are good , kind people
but soviet-era alchoholics don't know how to raise children and they grow up criminals
>>71373749
>whose
Illiterate fuckhead
These were the kind of posts Mīķoto made here on "fortune" before he shot up his school, killing 88 himself included, after he shot himself at 14 o clock.
With the blood of his classmates, he spelled the word "KEK" on the wall.
There were also signs of rape on some of the women.
Police arrive very late at the scene, because Mīķoto had also planted a bomb at the local store.
>>71373796
i'm a massive pirate though
>>71373816
Nah lmao
>>71373816
>whose
>not whoms't've
mm
>>71373875
Me too
rainy and windy out there
>>71373875
>>71373898
do you pirate farming simulator games?
>>71373873
Weird cunt
a
n
i
m
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>>71373873
>14 o clock
>killing 88
heh
also, these types of posts will get you on a list pretty quick, friend :)
>>71373898
If it was wrong somebody would stop us I think.
>>71374000
latvia has most pirates per capita in the world!
>>71373873
t. pic related
emina evol i
@71374034
smelborp evah uoy
>>71374000
its not wrong
was 4chan down yesterday for like a couple of hours? what the fucc happened
paдип пмapT
46047317<<
u on
>>71374120
new moot probably crashed the servers trying to change the header on the front page
>>71373947
Haha nice one
Я нe yвижy вac.
>>71374149
Not as nice as THIS!
*BRRAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaAaPPPPPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTT*
>>71374217
PFFFFFFFFFFFTTFTFTFTFTFTF
>>71374217
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
>>71374217
thats art
*top decks behind you*
>>71374217
Wow, you got 3 (You)s. Nice one my dude!
Someone's going to get a special hand job tonight ;)
>>71374209
Good bye...
>>71374316
need a hand?
>>71374405
need a hand givin him a hand?
>"You can't help but feel that the Chinese are a subspecies."
is morrissey an honourary ausnz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmJefsOErr0
this shit lit
Don't say my name in vain.
>>71374421
YEAH MATE
>>71374405
>>71374421
The more the merrier!
Anniversary of Darwin being bombed by the ruthless Japanese :(
"Don't vape infront of icons!
So disrespectful, otherwise I'll punch you in the face!" - that's what my bf told me
Watched Expanse yesterday, watching the magicians now ^^
The end of the thread is near...
>>71374705
Yeah don't vape infront of icons
you heretic
>>71374705
tell him that it's 95% safer that smoke
>>71372440
that teen looks like greasy drug addict raped on sosach vpiska lol.
Our people are retarded
http://www.delfi.lt/news/daily/crime/kudikio-kurio-palaikai-rasti-po-lova-gimdytoja-sako-jog-vaikelis-buvo-nelaukiamas-ji-ketinusi-jo-atsisakyti.d?id=73794924
>>71374878
What happened?
>>71374812
Vaping leads to ziggurat smoking proven by science
>>71374907
woman killed her own baby because she didn't want him.She could give that child to adoption
I hate rednecks
>>71374928
>Vilnius
>rednecks
lol no
more like whole country of dumbfucks and degenerates
>>71374928
Yeah that happens here too.
Or people just fucking kill their kids because they're psychos and abuse their kids too much and "accidentally" kill them by chucking them in the washing machine.
>>71374961
People don't raise their children right
>>71374985
We need to educate people about children before they leave school. or something to make them smarter and not dumb criminals
Im here to check on u
oh okay thanks
>>71375127
Won't you come over and check up on it?
>>71375169
**checks**
>>71374928
>implying it would have turned out any different
this is just natural selection doing its work
>>71375194
>Natural selection
Thats retarded . how newborn could defend himself from retarded woman?
Daily reminder
that im monitoring you.
>>71375356
thanks pls dump all info you have on me
ty
>>71375251
natural selection is not about survival of an individual
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM yes
>>71375370
no.
>>71375435
little mikoto doesnt want to play HoI 4 online with me.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>71375470
actually i just updated to 1.3.2 and got that steamemulator crack
so im down to play
for some reason i couldnt get blackice to work for me tho
>>71375356
ah yes, the notorious information collector of /balt/ + /ausnz/
>>71375490
send me links, mine is i think 1.3.1 hoi version, we could play Millenium dawn, just tell me how to do we chat or smth
very stressed lads
>>71375560
what happened, bruce?
>>71375543
heres the patch
https://thepiratebay.org/torrent/16874857/Hearts.of.Iron.IV.Update.v1.3.1.to.v1.3.2-RezMar
just add me on steam
steamcommunity.com/id/crepsy/
>>71375560
wish you could turn back time to the good old days?
>>71375609
Legit :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xVvjFBABH-8
>>7137588
jauns
>>71375899
lol
>>71375881
fuck leave me alone i just woke up
cant press buttons for shit