/brit/

desperately need a bf

>>71362708
mate just wrap your car around a tree already you're so desperate for it to happen
just do it out in the countryside where no one else will get hurt

>>71362756
Edinburgh.

bet cara has a minging bumhole

gonna go watch some ASMR videos of girls eating food and imagine that I am an inch tall and in the food, lads

what is my life desu

*impregnates cara*
'yea, lets see if youre a lesbo now h-hehe'

weedman not replying

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tfw 99% of /brit/ are runtoid provincial deanos

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>le pen wins in france
>wilders wins in the netherlands
>brexit starts for real
>trump up to his usual best

Could 2017 be THE year lads?

shall be triggering americans in a couple of hours, prime time for it desu

>>71362716
*sits on you just barely touching your willy and makes out with you*

>drink drive

this doesn't even make sense

it's called "drunk driving"

>>71362756
Inverness.

watch the video lads

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-39017094

that could be you

kurdish qt's crying at your funeral

>>71362812
fake news

>>71362791
>he thinks le pen and wilders stand a chance
>he thinks trump will actually do anything good
>he thinks that brexit will actually help the UK
hahaha

grow up you literal fucking child

when i was tripping i saw my parents meeting as a terrible error, myself and my family should not exist, i am a godforsaken mess of awful genetics trapped in this grotesque flesh vessel, i saw my own suicide vividly, this family line NEEDS to extinguish

got my feeling in my willy lads

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Made it home safely with the so called scran

Went straight upstairs and dad didn't say anything

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My mate went to Loughorough and now works for an estate agents making 32K in London and I make 29k and live in Yorkshire. He lives in a flat share and rides a bicycle whereas I just put a deposit on a house and bought a brand new Audi

>>71362838
giz a nugget

>>71362831
t. butthurt libcuck

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>>71362838
Eating mcds as well

Cheeky double big mac

them pizzagate believers on the politically incorrect board are paranoid as fuck
first thing id do if i were at the center of a pedo ring is keeping everything secret and away from the random bloke eyes

>>71362831
lads check out this fucking SEETHING lefty twat HAHAHAH

>>71362846
>he lives in the 2nd greatest city in the world whereas I live in some grim provincial deano shithole surrounded by mosques

ah fantastique !

>>71362838
shame you didn't drive into a tree or something and paralyse yourself

>>71362846
alri deano

feel a bit honoured to be participating in this so called community that is /brit/ tbqh ngl la

I'm eating my first ever Cumberland pie lads.
From the Co-op weighing in at a whopping 800g for only £3
I rate it 6/10 considering the value. Not loads of meat but the gravy is very rich.

>>71362833
*surreptitiously texts my mate telling him to not buy the mushrooms after all*

>>71362872
no mate the globalists have to leave signs for us
it's part of the ritual

>>71362872
idk it doesnt seem that unlikely to me
there were always paedos in british government

>>71362768
Yeah I remember that
Weird how many Loughborough lads are in this thread

all this viral marketing has made me fancy a maccies. might do a cheeky run to the local 24h one

anyone want anything?

>>71362838
>person with so little self control that they drunk drive also eats shit
IMAGINE MY SHOCK

>>71362885
pc plod's still mad haha

know a girl who did something like management and marketing at huddersfield and now makes a lot more than myself, who has a masters from manchester

shows you what good connections and good personality will get you, an aspie like me is so socially inept i just cannot progress in the corporate world

>>71362914
Double big mac x

Which unis do/did you all go to and what are/were you studying?

Maths at Newcastle here.

>>71362914
13 nuggets, bottle of sprite zero and potato wedges

giving this a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN2HOomnwAE
and reading the posts here

paints them all in a depressing light to be h'onest

>>71362896
gave your mum my cum pie last night mate
loads of meat in THAT one

>>71362936
extroverts>introverts mate

>>71362914
3 double cheeseburgers and a medium fries please

>>71362914
20 nuggets with sweet and sour thanks

>>71362882
The fucking IRONY of someone from London accusing someone from Yorkshire of living in a paki filled shithole aahahhahahah. You know if you earn a middle sort of wage, the quality of life you'll find outside of London is literally incomparable? Spacious houses, far more disposable income, quieter commutes, everything's cheaper, beautiful countryside literally on your doorstep etc etc.

>>71362906
yeah of course it's well known that a lot of people in high political circles are part of pedo rings but while they're actually active they try to keep everything as secret as possible
they dont hang pictures of little girls in their houses and get related to weird bands playing in basements of pizza restaurants

>>71362846
Absolutely smashed it there Deano, nice one lad absolutely pukka

Ere whap the telly on, Ex on the beach is about to start

>>71362922
t. boring virgin

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>>71362846

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>>71362936
I was too aspie to even go to class and dropped out after a couple of months

now I suck off dogs for quavers

>>71362943
uni of sussex but shan't say the course as it i do NOT wish to dox myself

>>71362952
corker of a post

have a sticker

*gives you a sticker*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKKmZWMIMjY

>>71362977
t. fat drunkard cunt

>>71362943
Maths at Leeds

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Might become a National Bolshevik lads

Imagine typing out a story about you driving drunk to maccies for approval from an Internet forum

Cannot even imagine how boring you are in real life

>>71363008
americans will defend this

>>71362968
>You know if you earn a middle sort of wage, the quality of life you'll find outside of London is literally incomparable? Spacious houses, far more disposable income, quieter commutes, everything's cheaper, beautiful countryside literally on your doorstep etc etc.


ahh yes I want to see wide concrete A-roads, roundabouts and industrial estates all day long. on those A-roads I wish to see deano barratt houses from 1987. on those houses I wish to see an audi.

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>blocks your path

>>71363042
*gives you some time to think about what you just posted*

*Smokes an cheeky spliff*

*Gets a stroke*

>>71363055
Fantastic post

smoking heroin on a foil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOacihYXH5g

ah yes the irish

>>71363086


*smokes the rest*

*gets a smug look on my face as you collapsed on the floor*

>>71363055
Lol you clearly know so little about the North in general it's absolutely cringeworthy. You know parts of North Yorkshire and Cumbria are some of the richest places in England? People in London spend a far greater amount of their money just keeping a roof over their heads whereas if you earn a decent wage elsewhere you can actually afford luxuries like decent holidays and cars.

>>71363111
just inject it you pussy

>>71362756
Stirling.

>>71363134
>injecting
fuck off junkie

>>71363124
fucking hell

I think if I had been pulled aside an aspie at the age of 11 i'm not sure if it really would have made much difference to my life

ahh yes no-pork shire

>>71363058
HAHA LOOK AT ME I'M BLACK I'M SO COOL

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*takes five long, greedy puffs making sure to completely soak the roach with my saliva*

*passes to you*

any girls ITT?

>>71363125

*Smugly smile to myself during my dying moments knowing that you will suffer the same fate due to the fact that my stroke was directly caused by the consumption of the marijuana drug*

>>71363180
prefer not to say

>>71363171
2011 was clearly the best out of those

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>>71363192
mfw you were wrong

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Doing a little bit of gardening.

Kind of satisfying 2bh, the first two seedlings took fucking ages to grow, but now that they're on the go it's quite nice to watch them.

I can see why people like it.

Did that bloke here who was going for a civil service job ever say if he got it?

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>tfw literal genius iq and i will waste my talent shitposting on 4chan
i could be the one to crack nuclear fusion but no, i'm going to torment you runts instead

>>71363222
yeah it's good. love tending to plants

You know parts of North Yorkshire and Cumbria are some of the richest places in England right? Lad down my road has a brand new Audi A3 on the drive - paid on the spot mate. My neighbour has sky plus in every room in his gaff and has one of them 3D curved tvs in the lounge, it's like you're right there in the stadium watching the footie!

bet all of those angry anti-drink drivers are /pol/ 'muh degenerates' mongs

so easy to get provincials wound up

one word about london and they're off like a dog on a leash

>>71363273
bet you're a fat cunt

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According to the 2011 Census, Yorkshire as a whole is 85% White and 6% Muslim whereas London is 44% White and 12% Muslim

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>>71363266
TVs have yet to make it up north so you are clearly telling porkies

>>71363252
Only problem I've got is that my room gets no direct sunlight. Not sure what I should do to maximise the amount of light they'll get. Not sure if it's warm enough to leave them outside yet either.

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>>71362747
An English Rose?

>>71363222
is that marijuana

Do you like JK Rowling?

>>71363290
bet i'd heem the life out of you

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Doing a listen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTyG5kiBYWs&index=2

>>71363317
>Serrano
>Jalapeno
>A fucking cactus

Yeah, it's weed.

>>71363275
because you're smug, materialistic, vain cunts

London should be blockaded, sieged and starved

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>>71363321
VIRCHOO SINGAHLING CELEBRUTIEHS

>>71363299
Most of that is West and South Yorkshire too

>>71363055

as opposed to being squashed on the tube like a sardine every day, waking up to a literal muslim prayer call in your £900 a month box room in a shared house of 10, walking out into a street full of burkas, abduls off license, lycamobile, jeddah flight centre, akmeds rug store, 12 fried chicken shops, half turkish, half nepalese mutts with jamaican accents. air so polluted your mucus turns black.

london is truly paradise

>>71363299
London is 60%. London is an urban area, Yorkshire is countryside with some towns

Lets have a look at West Yorkshire
>60% muslim, 40% chav criminal

Oh dear!

been drinking very slowly since 4pm and haven't achieved drunkness

>>71363215
prefer not to say

>>71363321
Her books are shit and she's a gobby tart.

No.

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>>71363321
I'd probably feel a lot more jovial towards her if she hadn't created one of the dullest franchises in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though r-right

"No!" The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izREDpUHIqQ

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>>71363334
any more headphones Pepes? love em

>>71363222
how can you do gardening without a garden?

>>71363366
>tube like a sardine every day,
true

>waking up to muslim prayer
false + this only happens in the north

>expensive rents
normal considering it is a global city. cheap relative to other major cities

>bla bla bla immigrants
this is only in shit poor ghettos

as long as you're not super poor, then 70% of the people you will see every day are white. 95% in the centre

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>>71363219

mfw that the marijuana will be the cause of your death no matter how irrelevant it may seem

>>71363266

Not to mention
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Triangle_(Cheshire)

>>71362838
Alri Dan

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>>71363420

>>71363381
Do you think it's clever to act like a moron intentionally?

>>71363406
>great gatsby
>the stranger
>atlas shrugged
>God-Tier

lmao, can tell this was made by a 16 year old who thinks he's special

>>71363325
you wouldnt do shit you fat drunk worm

why yes i have read dawhn key hoe tay

>arrive in the North

>church bell falls on your head because they're demolishing it and replacing it with a mosque

interesting hm

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>>71363334
>implying this song isnt best community song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8fSnMqQQYk

>>71363423
>95% in the centre
pull the other one m8, cant fucking move for asians with selfie sticks

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My daddy shot an RUC man dead

>>71363406
Nice c&p, m80

wanna start reforming my life

going to the gym, working harder in general
reading and that

*heems everyone in this thread*

>>71363411
what the fuck?

>>71363470
>tfw no priti patel gf

If I leave here tomorrow will you still remember me?

>>71363366
kek

we don't eat takeaway in my country. we have a much more sophisticated approach to dining in our culture. we like to cook and talk and enjoy our food together etc. that's why fast food has never caught on in my country, although we do like to go for meals out occasionally (usually quite late at night, again for hours)

have a full body wax coming up lads x

>>71363508
>Anonymous
>common flag

most likely not

So it turns out that ever since my dad pleaded guilty my family have completely cut him off, and I'm the only one who's answered his emails. NOT looking forward to being his sole source of support throughout his potential imprisonment desu.

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>>71363502
is she going to get RICE'D?

whenever i see pictures of ira in ski masks all i can think of is guys who wear in porn videos where the kink is so absurd that they cannot show their face

>>71363502
Ah yes, expecting us to pity you for the fact you have a girlfiend

>>71363529
Shan't leave in that case

feel nice and content after the maccies

>Autistic southerner thinks he's baiting us
>He's been spamming it for weeks on end without stopping and his posts almost always just sit there with 0 (You's)

>>71363535
He raped a child? What?

>>71363544
Do you think of ISIS like that?

might order a pizza lads

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>>71363504
>tfw no Shiva gf

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Thoughts?

>>71363467
North London?

>>71363508
AN THIS BURR YOU CANNOT

CHaAaAaAaAaAaANGE

>>71363563
>order a pizza
nonce

>>71363381

it was 44% white british SIX YEARS AGO. the white british pop. DROPPED BY 620,000 IN 10 YEARS

It will be MUCH WORSE by the next census, here is some 2011 data:

>0-10 age group
35% white british
10.5% white irish/gypo/other white
19.8% asian
18.6% black
11.6% mixed

>65 and over group
66.6% white british
11.3% asian
7.7% black

the number of white british that will leave to the home counties and die off will leave london about 36-39% white british by 2021, and probably 29% by 2031

London is fucked, done.

>>71363563
*hacks your phone and orders you a billion pizzas*

>>71363573
pinhead fuck

>>71362943
History at Aberdeen haha

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ah yes, "white" towns

>>71363563
pics when it comes

Want to go to an Asian massage parlor and get wanked off

>>71363572
>Shiva
That's a boy name sweetie

>>71363561
Not that I know of

Drunk lads, what should I do?

Maccy D is out of the question, no 24/7 one near where I live

>>71363563
paedo

maybe it's you-u-u-u maybe it's me-e-e-e

Might go for a shite lads

im drunk and went for a spin in the motor there

like flying a spaceship

>>71362943
Korean media studies at Birmingham City University

Pan head?

>>71363423

this is sickening

how can anyone be ok with this shite? how do people live within earshot of this terrorist moonspeak?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

>been texting my boss on and off about work once or twice a week for a year or so
>she's been texting me every day recently
>keeps putting kisses at the end of her texts whereas she never did before

wew lads
how do i shag my boss

>>71363583
>London is fucked, done.

Ah yes meanwhile the entire city becomes gentrified and updated, shit areas become nice and liveable and whilst 70% of the people I see everyday are white whilst 40 new mosques open every day in the North

>>71363597
is that a picture of the nicest town in leicestershire?

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>>71363602
Try again, faggot.

>>71363583
>11.6% mixed

wew

>>71363573
lefty cuck retard

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>opens up rightmove.co.uk
>enters deano salary budget
>searches 'flats in London'
>0 results
>enters lower budget
>only results are in Muslim ghettos in Tower Hamlets

[posting on /brit/] L-London is a shithole! I didn't want to l-live there anyway!

*searches for prime spacious property in Greater Huddersfield*

>>71363573
*drops my needle*

>>71363608

Steal food from your neighbour

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What do you smoke leds

how come i can imagine any other man with a bald head looking presentable but not mine

balding is starting to pick up and im running out of options

>>71363222
lovely post :3

abused mdma for 3 weeks straight after trying it for the first time

would a 3 month break reset my tolerance

>>71363648
See a penis la ..Um.. Faggot

>>71363637
fuck stats and figures my area is not that bad checkmate racists

>>71363635
Work night out la

>>71363659
Nah, not stealing food from strangers

>>71363629
alri luddy

>>71363634
>heart of London
no
you've clearly never even been there

would rather kill myself than live outside of London

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remember when I was posting on /brit/ at 4am whilst drink driving and taking pictures throughout the journey

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>>71363637
>whilst 70% of the people I see everyday are white
>in london

>>71363651
funny cause leftist hate him

>>71363666
nothing

>>71363670
maybe you should kill yourself?

>>71363676
how? even two nights in a row is the absolute worst

>>71363670
It's because you're a spotty virgin.

>>71363692
Yes, its completely true Iqbal

As long as you don't live in a poor shit ghetto, 70% of the people you see everyday will be white. 95% in the centre

>>71363677
But balls aren't gay...

http://is2.4chan.org/wsg/1487464915975.webm

>>71363670
convert to Judaism

>>71363690
the people who post at 4am aren't awake yet

Ah is this the daily deano thread where they pretend not being able to afford an upper-middle class London lifestyle was part of their plan all along?

>>71363666
Roll ups you Irish trog

What kind of person pays a gigantic premium for a machine to roll their fags?

>>71363676
its great sint it?

>>71363710
didnt get any comedowns to speak of. expecting one this time though

>>71363670
same

dreading balding, I love my long hair

>>71363735
i remember and i'm awake
you=BTFO

>>71363695
he has a nigger gf and complains about right wingers all the time, why do they hate him?

>>71363222

really good post

enjoyed it

would honestly rather kill myself than leave london

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>>71363726
>70% of the people you see everyday will be white
>95% in the centre
>in london

>>71363737
>fags
homophobe

>>71363573
best teeth in the game

the rise of the deano intellectuals

>>71363737
MG are 4 euro a pack and counterfeit as fuck u english sprog

used tae smoke rollies cba anymorre

>>71363687
It'll be funny when SHTF and runts like you will be crying into your £10 breakfast cereal while Szymon, Ahmed and Tyrone rob you

would literally rather saw my dick off with a steak knife and eat it than even travel outside the m25

>yes, if I post lots of yellow smileys on 4chan, then it will make it not true and my area will be better

l-london btfo !

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>you borrow your cousin 100 London dinars after he loses his job on the promise that he pays you back when he's on his feet
>after getting a new job, he gratefully pays you back 120 dinars
>The Sultan's Revenue and Customs finds out and summarily beheads you on suspicion of usury

#JustLondonThings

>>71363752
cause he's le answer is in the middle

give me a quick rundown on Loughborough

Dad lives there and has offered to let me live there in the new-year

>ALLLLLLAHUUUU AKKKKKKKHBBBARRRRR

#JustNorthernThings

I hate driving on the m50, hate it...

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>live in london
>hearing someone actually speak english without a shit tier jamaican accent is jarring

Accidentally walked past a group of antifa who were squatting in a multimillion pound property in Belgravia today. Was going to give them a piece of my mind, but then I remembered that I actually don't really care at all about any of that antifa/alt-right nonsense, so I just walked on by.

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>there are unironically non-whites living in london that have never left london, never been to the countryside or never seen the sea
>they post on here and rage at human beings that aren't living like sardines

BELLOWING

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-37412508

>be londoner
>get shanked

>>71363637

gentrified by flats built with qatari money, all of the flats bought as investments and left empty

newham and tower hamlets are still some of the most deprived boroughs in the UK even though fucking canary wharf is literally in tower hamlets.

how incredibly awful is the rest of tower hamlets that it can drag down the wealth of canary wharf so far to still be one of the worst areas of the country

https://twitter.com/90thMin/status/833030213277741057

fucking SHRIEKING at this
what is wrong with chinks

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>>71363810
SLAGS

t. luffbra slagposter

>>71363810
why don't you have your dad give you a quick rundown you stupid knob

did the universe exist before the big bang

what cause the big bang

is time infinite? is the universe infinite?

why do you all argue non-stop, why can't we just get along

none of you believe any of the tripe you come up with anyway

Would rather kill myself than live outside of London

>>71363776
Four euro a pack is still a big premium on rollies

Not English am I you spastic

>yes, if i lie about the demographics of london and claim my limited experience of it is factually more accurate than ONS and census data, maybe people on 4chan will believe me

jamaicain english accents are nice and sound like irish accents

ahahah

say beer can in australian accent sound like bacon in jamaican dialect

>>71363810
If you're not at the uni then there's literally no point. The town is very boring, and the surrounding area isn't much better. The East Midlands really is one of the most pointless parts of the nation desu.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-39017265

right wingers on SUICIDE watch

>>71363666

camels

>>71363826
hmmmmmmmmm yes but do you have a pret within walking distance haha i think not checkmate northerner

*gets stabbed*

Why do provincials like to believe that London is all as bad as its worst areas? Is it a coping mechanism?

BRRAAP BRRAAPP LONDON SENPAI

PENG MUNCH WHITE BOI

BRRAAAPP BRRAAAP GRIME TINGZ

*riots*
*gets shanked*

LONDON IZ DA BEST SENPAI

ALWAYS TINGZ GOING ON INNIT BLUD

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>and you say this spacious studio apartment is a mere £400 a month?

>>71363850
twas but an educated estimate

not really 4 euro for a twenty deck is probably better value

used to smoke the old shamber leaf

>>71363867
They can't afford to live here so they have to make up wild delusions in order to make it seem as if their grimbsy-allahabad-upon-shitstain shithole is remotely worth living in

>>71363727
reeks of runtiness tbqh la

>>71363861
Genuinely want them to open the borders and let all the refugees and immigrants in, it'll only be that much sweeter on the day when it all kicks off and we lynch you in the street along with them.

why do londoners believe the whole north is some absolute shithole council estate? do they lie to themselves because people actually live in big houses with nice gardens and not rammed up your neighbours arse?

>London level
>Muslim music starts playing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpN_SXTTWEI

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>>71363838
>>71363857
>implying Shepshed isn't the /comfy/ town

>tfw no crazy-eye gf to murder me in my sleep

>>71363899
t. Runt

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>Genuinely want them to open the borders and let all the refugees and immigrants in, it'll only be that much sweeter on the day when it all kicks off and we lynch you in the street along with them.

the ultimate redpill is that the North has great and shit areas and London has great and shit areas

why is this so hard to believe you utter runtoids

>>71363916
screaming

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London - White British: 44.89%

>>71363846
fuck off you cunt

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>live in london
>go out to buy bacon
>can't bring it home without having to take a 3 mile detour to avoid the sharia zones

>>71363916
Jesus Christ this is scary, like a scene from a dystopian movie haha

Londoners think this is normal. BAFFLING!

The Islamic Emirates of Northern England

>>71363896
>They can't afford to live here
So why is it full of third worlders on minimum wage?

you lads are really insecure about dublinlondon

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>What's that mate? You don't think refugees should be allowed in?

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THE BIG L BE LIGHTIN' NIGGAS LIKE INCENSE

GETTIN' MEN LYNCHED, AND WHEN TENSED, I'M KILLIN' INFANTS FOR TEN CENTS

CAUSE I'M A STREET GENIUS WITH A UNIQUE PENIS

GOT FLY CHICKS ON MY DICK THAT DON'T EVEN SPEAK ENGLISH

I'M MAKIN' DUCKS SHED MUCH TEARS, I BUCK QUEERS

I DON'T HAVE IT ALL UPSTAIRS BUT WHO THE FUCK CARES?

I'M GRABBIN' BREWS TAKIN' FAST SWIGGAS

I GET CASH AND STASH FIGURES AND HARASS THEM BITCH ASS NIGGAS

AFTER YOU YOUR MAN'LL GET SCARRED NEXT

AND IF YOUR SQUAD FLEX I'M LETTIN' OFF LIKE BERNARD GOETZ

A TEC-9 IS MY UTENSIL

FILLIN' NIGGAS WITH SO MUCH LEAD THEY CAN USE THEY DICK FOR A PENCIL

I'M KNOWN FOR SNATCHIN' PURSES AND BOMBIN' CHURCHES

I GET MORE PUSSY BY ACCIDENT THAN MOST NIGGAS GET ON PURPOSE

I GOT DRUG SPOTS FROM NEW YORK TO CANADA

CAUSE BIG L BE FUCKIN' WITH MORE KEYS THAN A JANITOR

>>71363920
I only visited Shepshed once and my enduring memory was a group of 14 year old chavs who were smoking and drinking on the side of the road. Runt town desu.

>>71363939
and this was from a few years ago, it's probably more like a quarter now with the way muslims breed

London is lost.

>>71363896
>londoners accusing others of being muslims

AHAHAHAHA

>There were 607,083 Muslims reported in the 2001 census in the Greater London area.[1] In the 2011 census Office for National Statistics, the proportion of Muslims in London had risen to 12.4% of the population (40% of England's Muslims)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_London

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_England#Demography_and_ethnic_background

>>71363937
I agree

both the north and london have a mix of good and bad

the midlands however is entirely bad

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IC? YES COMMANDANT!

>live in Edinburgh
>everyone is rich and white
Squealing at this London/North squabble

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>Genuinely want them to open the borders and let all the refugees and immigrants in, it'll only be that much sweeter on the day when it all kicks off and we lynch you in the street along with them.

>>71363508
>>71363575
Genuinely liked these posts tbqsahwyfamalama (To Be Quite Sincere And Honest With You)

>>71363948
It's not, unless you live in an area which someone on your salary has to make do with

London is vast

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>>71363975
Yeah, describes it quite nicely tbqh

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*proclaims the independent republic*

>>71363937
You don't have to be a millionaire to live in nice areas outside of London.

>>71363972
His nips are bigger than my willy

SCREAMING at Londoners trying to convince themselves that everyone who sees their shithole city for what it is, is a northerner.

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>there are people itt who have never once left london in their lives

>>71363972
put a shirt on ya withered old cunt

>>71364015
wow is that because its a massive urban area and global city? ? ?

>>71363924
>>71364002
Screeching that you can't even give a proper reply you scrawny little cretins.

Bet you're shitting yourself behind your monitors.

>>71363979
Yeah London is a huge city mate. Actually other UK cities aren't really cities in comparison

>>71363937
The entirety of the North is a foul shithole

>>71364012
The utter state of people who go to places like Revs.

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There are no Muslims here, none at all. We are 99% white. You will not get mugged. There are no no-go zones. Everywhere looks beautiful like a scene from Love Actually. We are al-

*gets stabbed to death*

>>71363756
>>71363675
Thanks

Not sure why though

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>>71363508
>>71363575
used to cruise up and down San Andreas listening to that

LORD KNOWS I CAN'T CHANGE

>>71364002
Hahahaha what a premir rorke.

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>>71364045
Better than Echos slags

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me

>>71363987
such a sick film, going to rewatch it now

>>71364030
I live in London and I go every other weekend to my country house in the Cotswolds :)

Is Kev a southerner?

>>71364012
do you have to wear shoes when you go to a place like this or can you wear trainers?

never been to a club and need to know if it ever happens

>>71363832
everyone open this link
it's really funny I PROMISE you won't regret it

>>71364012
Me on the left.

>>71363838

big fan of this image

>>71363857

don't really go outside much so wouldnt mind it being boring aha x

>>71364042
lmao, i love how people from big cities always say this

>w-well if you don't live with 10 million other humans in close proximity, y-you're just bitter!

nah, no thanks lad, keep your city status if it means that much to you lmao

The real redpill is that the North is 50% Muslim and 50% criminal chav

Its a dreary fucking grim shithole where everything dies and you're surrounded and cornered by mosques everywhere you go. Its literally just a giant industrial estate

Any attempt to escape the mosques and you'll get mugged by one chav and knifed by another

>>71364068
kev is from ireland mate

just took some IV heroin

>>71363686

I go to London at least 5 times a year and I know exactly where that mosque is

you can even see guys hospital on the right there, within earshot of the square mile we've got anti western terrorist death chants being broadcasted at will

>>71364012
Aberdeen has one of these places

It's shite>>71364013

>>71364093
>mixing up the north with west yorkshire

umm sweetie no xxx

>>71364067
wish i could afford to buy a second home somewhere actually nice but i'm stuck in the fucking shithole 7 days a week

JUST

>>71364095
*nods head*

>>71364068
holy fuck you new cunt

>>71364012
Can't tell if being a photographer in these shitholes is soul-crushing or hilarious

>>71364095
South Ireland

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>>71364067
can't wait for the revolution and your house to be collectivised and turned into council housing

>londoners think the rest of the south doesnt hate them too
SHRIEKING

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*pours myself a beer*

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>English people thinking their North compares to our North

umm... sweetie..

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>call london out for the foreign-occupied hole that it is
>'b-b-b-but the north!'

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>>71364072
Revs they won't let you in with trainers unless you know the bouncers, someone dirty like the next post I'll link will let you in barefoot

>>71364058

>>71364086
me in the back

The North is 99% Muslim

>knife crime
Yup, a London thing.

>>71364133
Pour me one too lad

>>71364046
No one is claiming London is 99% white.
It's a huge city (which you probably can't wrap your head around) with good areas and shit areas.

There are some areas which are indeed 99% white, in which you won't get mugged, and which are beautiful

You only fixate on the shit rasheed ghettoes because those are the only areas which you'll ever conceivably afford to live in.

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doing a big think

>>71364142
British girls are so fucking ugly man

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>>71364115
Hilarious lad

$2.99 Pitcher Saturdays

>>71364142
t-that guy is wearing trainers though

>>71364164
Northern towns and cities have a far larger mosque to population ratio than London