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cara

plymouth

cara

need a bf

I am a white middle aged woman whose son is a young black man. We appreciate and support the police, no problem there. But nevertheless, racial bias does exist, it is real and needs to be kept in mind when interacting with the police. If you are white you probably have never seen it. I get that. But you are not qualified to say it doesn't happen.

I dated a black man for awhile. We were pulled over 3 times, followed in malls and once a police officer came up to us at a park and asked if I was sure I wanted to be there. And that was when I was with him. I can't imagine his life when a white buffer is not there.

>>71361013
i hate how non whites wear their identity and skin colour proudly and use it as a substitute for a personality

nothing more annoying than an uppity little shit using their skin colour to browbeat people into submission

The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.

might become a male prostitute on my spare time

if /brit/ was death row records, the yanks would be suge knight

>>71361012
>>71361012
>>71361012
BLACK NOSE
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K

N
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S
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>>71361069
nice

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the gf

Does anyone under the age of 50 actually describe themselves as working class anymore?

Whenever I see shit about UKIP or Labour trying to appeal to the working class it's almost always old or retired people they're on about.

gay harry potter when.

>>71361012
cuck shit

>>71361042
*squeezes your bollocks*

>moving from Norway to the UK

lol

imagine being one of those retarded wankers who watch harry potter once and think the entire UK looks like the cotswolds and edinburgh or something

Ah yes the 'rents have got the telly up full blast again and I can hear it clearly, honestly not sure if they're going deaf or just don't realise.

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muthaphuck dre
muthapuck snoop
muthaphuck death row
yo and here comes my the left blow

>>71361092
You're working class whether you identify with it or not.

>>71361113
kek innit

bet they're gutted

taking a thulean perspective


https://youtu.be/se-opuzre5Y

>>71361113
lol

reddit: dr dre
4chan: warren g

i saved a grand from wageslaving whilst at uni lads what should i invest it in

>lol

what did he mean by this?

moved from nyc to hull ask me anything

I fucked up lads

Might just end it

>>71361176
Reddit.

>>71361176
laugh out loud

>>71361137
I guess working class these days means working in a shop or something.

>>71361177
whyd you do it

>>71361174
Bitcoin

>>71361184
tell us about it lad

moved from the italian alps to grimsby

the president

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M353f0yzOf8

Moved from a moon colony to Castlebar

>>71361232
he is genuinely low IQ

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>when you see it

>>71361165
what a dumb vid

>>71361219
Don't want to

>>71361232
sweden getting shit on by big fart man

>>71361258
think he has a surprisingly high IQ

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>>71361271
there is nothing wrong with brummie architecture

Other Preston lad, we should go to Ships n Giggles tonight and kiss.

>>71361271
me at the traffic lights

Glasgow or Plymouth?

>Fucks!
What did Trump mean by this?

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>>71361063
are sadiq

>>71361296
this shit legit looks cool

>>71361298
bit gay

>>71361298
bit late

meet you in warehouse

does everyone in the uk drink alcohol or na?

>>71361298
i'm the lytham lad
shan't be attending

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dormer 2bh lads

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>walk in the club
>guy in the red jacket calls you over
>what's up my dude you looking to pull tonight?

what do?

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>>71361258
>>71361295

>>71361348
some do
rashers and co don't

my wife has been talking about getting a bull

anyone know what she means? we don't have room for an animal that big

>>71361348

yes

apart from my mum

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>>71361325
it is cool when you're in there :)

>>71361348
on weird cunts don't drink recklessly for fun

>>71361348
some faggot children don't like

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*stumbles in after a boozy night*

"Heyy sun giz yor mam a keess will ya"

What do?

>>71361363
yeah sure, your sister here tonight yeah?

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>>71361232
lol

>>71361348
I don't

Tried it, but not my thing. No idea how people can justify spending so much time and money drinking. Disgusting.

>>71361363
Get away from me you god damn AIDS vectors

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>President Farty McToiletface

>>71361363
only thing i'll be pulling is myself off after i go home alone

DRAIN THE SWAMP

drain the swamp

>>71361348
I don't bloody think sharia allows it

Listening to Gerard Way's shoegaze album

As a white middle aged woman, I would like to apologize for the ignorant comments that have been made by other white people.
This is a video showing the struggle that parents have to go through every day to teach their African American children to have respect for the police, even when they see the news, their families, their communities being treated differently just because of the color of their skin. I ask all white people that deny that this happens everyday, to step outside their own history...
Imagine not feeling safe when you were a child?
Imagine that the people in your community that are supposed to protect you are the ones that your parents have to warn you about?
Imagine knowing that if you were pulled over and no matter how polite and cooperative you are, you MIGHT get shot?
Imagine having to have a conversation with your child like the one in the video, telling your child that no matter what is said to you or how disrespectfully you may be spoken to, you MUST corporate or you could be dead?
We CAN'T imagine it because it's not OUR reality!
Our parents never had to have these conversations with us and because that wasn't OUR reality, some don't think it happens anywhere. WAKE UP!!!

thank god i am macedonian and not a cumskin

macedonia is master race of the humanity mark my words plebians

i'm so fucking fucked on acid and benzos how did my life end up in this pathetic state

looking back at my life there were so many chances were someone could have suggested i might be Aspergers at a very young age, but i had no intervention or support. it should have been obvious in primary because i was the smartest kid by far yet couldn't understand basic social cues

now i'm a masters graduate with zero social skills or connections, only have dead end admin on my CV, no chance of getting into my chosen career path now, just kind of wasting away, destroying my mental health with dozens of acid trips and huge benzo binges, pissing myself in the window with people walking by outside sad!

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>drain the swamp

>>71361232
confident he's a bit disabled

>>71361012
She looks like a nice girl, the kind you would bring home to meet your mother and father.

>>71361431
>>71361433
*elects goldman sachs as my finance minister*

*googles macedonia to see what it is*

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>>71361441
why do "whites" feel entitled to talk on behalf of all others?

america was a mistake. retarded race obsessed freaks

>>71361393
leave her all bloody and crying

just spent the last 30 mins sat against the fence listening to the normies in the garden next door talk about normie things

>>71361461
billionaires aren't part of the swamp silly

have started a completely unneccesary argument on facebook with people i've never met for jollies

will be leaving to drink drive to maccys in the next 10 mins
what shall i cop?

business idea: be inclusive, not exclusive

>>71361074

she is half Egyptian mate

very rare ethnicity for a pornstar, she's a gem

>>71361464
its a province in greece

>>71361489
6 points

>>71361471
Yanks are fucked

>>71361134

GREAT SONG

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Just going to the rally of a billionaire oligarch who is the most powerful man in the world haha, I'm such a Punk xD

Varg drives some old piece of shit trucks lmao

>>71361522
shan't

>>71361489
Chicken legend with BBQ sauce

>>71361449
x

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>>71361490

need someone to drain my swamp*

*new nickname for my bollocks because thats how they smell right now

>>71361534
he's very charismatic though

>>71361232
How likely is it that Trump actually is autistic, lads?

>rallying to the leader of the west is subversive and considered "counter culture"
ah yes

>>71361348

literally our national sport
drinking 10 pints on a friday night is standard for most adult men

macedonia is a fruit salad in italian

>>71361464
its fake country pretending to be a province of greece

>government is representative of popular culture

lol

>>71361578
he ain't

BREXIT

>>71361363

ELITE
SOCIAL
CIRCLE

BREXIT MENTIONED

SMALLER???????????? THIS BLOKES TAKING THIS PISS

>Ronnie and Reggie Kray were born on 24 October 1933 in Hoxton, East London, to Charles David Kray (10 March 1907 – 8 March 1983), a scrap gold dealer,[4] and Violet Annie Lee (5 August 1909 – 4 August 1982).[5] The Krays were of Irish, Jewish and Romany ancestry.[6]

ahhh east london

>>71361614
He said it's a super small example

HE CALLED US SMALL

Great, another Saturday wasted listening to my friend compain about her relationship troubles. Need a way to tell her I don't care, but she doesn't have any other friends, baka

>>71361578
Extremely unlikely, people are just throwing literally any insult of any kind they can think of at him in the hopes that something will stick.

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>Please clap both your hands and bum cheeks for the Farty Shit-th Pooresident of the Poonited Sharts, fresh from the Shite House in Washington PEE.PEE, Toilet Bog Fart!

*hail to the queef starts playing*

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>our sacred doody

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>>71361638
POO POO PEE PEE

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he's talking about the global elite

shut it down

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*steals your girlfriend*

not entirely sure how this whole trump thing panned out the way it did

>>71361674
isn't he one of them?

shitty mctrumpface

>>71361674
you're right, he was talking about his cabinet earlier

wow why so hate for macedonia cumskins

Macedonia is superior human race

why is a guy who already won the election doing a rally
its like doing a job interview while you've already got the job

>>71361258

yes the man who spend decades in the madness of the manhattan property market, full of maria corruption, and came out with billions, is some low IQ moron

>>71361684
he's working from the inside

>>71361403
>Tried it, but not my thing. No idea how people can justify spending so much time and money drinking. Disgusting.
Because it's somebody's thing; they like it.

Love scratching myself everywhere when I'm hungover.

going back to bed

a bullet in my head

i wish i was dead


rate the pottery lads (i wont see your rating because im actually going back to bed lol)

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FART!!!!!!!!!

*googles macedonia*
>0 results found

er... fake news? !

>>71361682
did an ironic post on the chon and it just happened

>all the Chinese takeaways are closed until 5pm tomorrow

Fucks sake

haha oh man mcgregor's voice does not match his look lmao

>>71361716
*scratches your thigh*

haha
am i getting a bit too close for comfort

>>71361578

Zero chance

Do you know what autism is?

>>71361699
that's the only think he likes doing

he hates actually doing the job of president

>>71361699
the nazis did such things with great success

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https://www.mensa.lu/en/mensa/online-iq-test/online-iq-test.html


>Thank you for taking the Mensa Online Test!
>You have 29 correct answers, this means you have excellent chances to pass the real Mensa Test


who else here /literal genius/?

>>71361729
why
workshy filth

>>71361748
too scared of the result to try it

Northerner:
An unintelligent individual who is usually spotted wearing Adidas and Le Coq Sportif tracksuits in an order to be perceived as "Trendy". Often found rifling through bins for food, they are the lowest form of scum, after Australians.

Communicate using animal like slang and resort to violence for any possible reason. This is often started by the large swarms of Chavs or Townies hanging under every shop doorway. Favor shops like Tesco and the local corner shops where they are seen illegally buying Cigarettes and cheap Booze.

Always carry drugs on their person as they are able to be bought at every turn.

>>71361729
why 5pm?

>>71361739
*moves your hand higher up*

Fuck off yanks
Dont want to hear what toilet drumpf is saying, cease your cacophony

>if trump was in the UK the only political party that would support his views would be the BNP

that's how cucked we are

>>71361748
>Thank you for taking the Mensa Online Test!
>You have 3 correct answers, try harder you silly cunt

bit rude

>>71361750
why are they always closed on Monday as well? ffs

are they up to something?

>>71361758
why? it's not going to say "youre a retard"

to pass it you do unironically need a genius iq

>>71361758
very much this

>>71361713
dumb nordscum

>>71361232

this is a FANTASTIC speech lads

some genuine anger in him, just pure passion

>>71361691
heard you and your mates have been producing fake news and swinging elections

>>71361232
feel like we're on the cusp of a big historical event lads

>>71361764
*involves HR*

>mensa online test
hello nerd
i bet you also read

>>71361777
Nah the BNP wouldn't, they're too economically left-wing.

UKIP however would support him, both appeal to the same anti-globalist uneducated poorcunt thickos in each country. Hence Farage being Trump's main bumboy.

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>>71361787
What'd I do?
I don't drink either. Or well.. I drink some beers, because they taste great, but I don't drink hard.

>>71361779
Actually laughed at this one
Well done mate xxxx

>>71361232
>this music
creasing

right then i'm going to drink drive to maccies
hope the rozzers don't get me haha
will be taking a glass of brandy and tango with me in the car

>>71361750
>>71361762
No clue, noticed Chinese have much shitter hours than other places in genersl

>>71361798
yah i have a friend who actually writes one of the fake news.

we rule your states m8 we write your news and you eat it all as facts hahaha stupid cumskins

>>71361735
yes it does

>>71361816
*a middle-class, late 40s English woman with a superiority complex appears*

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>>71361777
>cucked
fuck off they're a joke for a reason

>>>/pol/

>>71361841
get me 20 chicken nuggers, some chips, some dips and a choccy milkshake la

>>71361841
bet you kill a child and spend the rest of your life living full of regret in prison

>>71361841
don't do it you silly cunt, order a just eat or something

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the mainstream media won't show this

>>71361777
>In America it's a super controversial policy to want to prevent illegal immigration when here even the labour party would do that

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>>71361816
I like where this is going.

>>71361851
alright chill out lad haha or i might have to test your chin

Dave, can I have a word?

I'LL HAVE A PINT OF LAGER, PLEASE

AND A PACK OF FLAKEYS

me and the deanos

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4237900/Thousands-tattoo-fans-London-convention.html

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>THE MAYNE STREAM METEOR WORN'T SHOH THIS

wonder how many people I walk past every day are millionaires, or gay, or browse 4chan

you would never know

will report back in 30 mins
>>71361872
shan't
>>71361876
bet i don't
>>71361877
oh fuck off i'm not even that drunk, i won't even go much over the speed limit

>>71361833
ok, sorry lad

REMINDER THAT ALCOHOL IS DANGEROUS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7MsSuLwOVA

Give me hat pictures

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US get your shit together

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>>71361917
thats why a HOONDRED AND SEVENTEH FIVE PERCENT of peepul dont TROOST the MAINSTEEM MEATIER

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>>71361907
hmmmmm

>drinking alcohol

don't do this

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Whats your favourite can of juice? Mine's Irn-Bru.

what a pleb you have to be to watch match of the day

Finally bored of the 'rim

>>71361884
why are homos so gay?

>>71361968
'sheed

>>71361968
rasheed

Reddit

>>71361907
Ah yes, the fabled white Londoners

>>71361903
*Leans over your shoulder and gets served first*

Have terrible terrible shoulder aches when I'm not doing anything lads. Means I have to keep posting else I'll be hit with a sickening ache.

Not even sure why I'm having cramps, had food poisoning for a few days and still not fully over them so maybe dehydration.

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>>71361976

>>71361976
rubicon

>>71361986
>>71361987
fuck off

drugs are bad for your body

you post alot ppl

ex-yu/balk is slower in posts

>drinking soft drinks

why yes I would like a portion of cancer please

>>71361355

>>71361986
>>71361987
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwBsdKIPvRs

>>71361923
you're such a cunt, you were posting about doing this the other week
stop fucking drink driving

Gay

Hello I'll have a pint of cider and a pack of tyrells sea salted crisps thanks

>>71362006
alcohol isn't a drug, its drink.

>>71362006
Good for the soul tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMj1xM8QCRg

*dances around*

>>71362010
what are your thoughts on Tito?

>>71362006
t. Mohamed Abdul Bin-Kebab

Trump is the ultimate alpha male. cold, calculating, ruthless, absolutely top tier at dominating anyone with his brash aggressive manner.. Doesn't fuck about. Says he'll do something and does it. Truly the man of the millennium.

>>71362010
>>71362010
haven't you been posting for years?

codeine pills arent drugs, they're food.

need a non-fake news sauce tbqh la

i don't hate anyone except those who hate others

wonder what got my iq so ridiculously, impressively high
wonder if its correlated to my propensity for mental illness

>>71362062
unironically Breitbart and Infowars are the only news outlets that can be trusted

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>>71361976
mirinda

>>71362062
al jazeera

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>>71362055
JFC I think this bait for (you) s but I just gotta

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>unironically Breitbart and Infowars are the only news outlets that can be trusted

>>71362022
so you're telling me i can put some pond water into a copper jug and i'll be able to drink it the next day? i have my doubts 2bh mate

>>71362094
rasheed

*opens a Stocks & Shares ISA*
*deposits all of inheritance money from grandfather into account*
*invests all of money into NVDA*
I'm in the money lads

>>71362018

something of an oversimplification

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>closest store that sells bottled soft drinks is 2 miles away

JUST

>>71361984
didn't know this was possible

>>71362052
hmm yes like when he said he'd do a complete shut down of all muslims entering america and didn't

or when he said he'd drain the swamp and then employed the swamp as his cabinet

or when he said he'd build a wall and it turned into a fence

haha

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>he engages in recreational drug use

>>71362053
yes i have m8

>>71362041
nice guy

too bad hes legacy turned into shit

>no Uber eats
>No burger King delivery
>All Chinese takeaways currently closed
>No restaurants on deliveroo at this time
>Pizza hut and Papa John's won't deliver at this time

Ahh yes guess it's Domino's then

Live in a student area too so thought the delivery wouldn't be this shit

Which university are you at or did you go to, lads? What is (or was) it like?

>>71362154
I went to huddersfield

it was okay

>>71362062
Russia Today
not kidding, they're actually very good when you've already been conditioned to spot russian propaganda (as we in the west have). So you can see when they're bullshitting, but they also go some way to dispelling western fake news (which is more difficult for us to spot)

>>71362145
you have been consuming too much fake news

where to find dominos discount codes?

i hate trump but he's right here tbqh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VskculJbx0

>>71362154
UCSB

go gauchos!

no more parties in LA

>>71362120
no


on an unrelated note the tip of my left index finger is proper hurting right now

>>71362154
sussex
it's a good uni, wish i had more mates though

every news is fake and shaped in a way to fit some political agenda

>>71362062
hate how "fake news" has become the standard term now

whatever happened to good old "liar"

>>71362154
fucked a level went though clearing and got kent
was pretty good

>>71362165
HUDDERSFIELD MENTIONED

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>i hate trump but he's right here tbqh

>[YouTube] Trump: "No Drugs, No alcohol, No Cigarettes." (embed)

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>I hate trump but

>>71362170
Top of my list currently la ta

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hello Britbongs

fake news have told people i have a little willy

>>71362214
KENT MENTIONED

>>71362184
Rasheed.

The D in Drumpf stands for dickhead.
The rump refers to his fat arse.
The f stands both for "fascist" and "fuck off".

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>>71362227
>>71362228
stay mad

dumb hatposters

>>71362136
go on

>>71362236
*nods respectively towads you*

has varg ever provided any sources for any of his claims?

a lot of what he says is quite frankly unbelievable

piece of shit

I am aware of my ribs.

>>71362240
HAHA LOOK MUMMY LOOK AT ME I POSTED A MEME XDDDD

>>71362236
alri x

The N in new zealand stands for nonce
the ew refers to the instinctive noise people make as they smell a new zealander
the zealand is irrelevant

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>>71362262
Stop using sources.

Hi, /brit/! Etsubatsu?

>>71362282
FOY

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>>71362277
nice dubs abdul

>>71362075

I remember when I passed the 11+ my primary headteacher met my parents several times because there was something weird about my score, but i never heard any more about it

My guess is my score had some big discrepancy on the verbal and non verbal sections which would be a classic sign of aspegers, but this was the mid 90s and normies hadn't heard of it then, so i just slipped through as "weird smart kid"

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>the mainstream media won't show this
what did he mean by this?

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quite literally true

>>71362298
go have lunch

learning esperanto lads

>>71361782
did it

>Thank you for taking the Mensa Online Test!
You have 22 correct answers, this means you have good chances to pass the real Mensa Test

better than expected at least

"Around blacks, never relax"

Critique this theory.

>>71362298
how u foing la

>>71362328
Typing with one finger as i consume my sandwiches x

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>>71362327
>UK.png

>>71362356
what fillings x

>>71362298
HOI WOOWIE

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>>71362338
Saluton!

>>71362154

went to manchester
it was great i was smashed on ket, pills, mkat and white lightning for 3 years solid and obviously still got the 2:1

>>71362132
>NVDA

??

last 2 jojolion chapters were bomb

>>71362393
is this a jojo reference?

>>71362371
Ham. Lettuce. Tomato.

>>71362347
Foing well thanks.

>>71362338
>>71362376

assalamualaikum

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>JoJolion is a seinen manga series written and illustrated by Hirohiko Araki, serving as Part 8 of the ongoing JoJo's Bizarre Adventure series. As of July 2013, JoJolion has been collected in 4 volumes totalling 18 chapters, with 5 additional chapters not yet volumized. ...

>>71362153
Deliveroo la

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>>71362341
>better than expected at least
mm yes not quite as good as me though is it

>>71362406
fuck off

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>>71362383
I did so much mkat circa 2009 that I'm pretty sure it broke my brain forever.

I have about 700GB of gay and no more space to download. Don't want to delete things even though I barely watch any.

>>71362421
alright then big bollocks just wait until i become a mensa before you

what's the female equivalent of a Rorke?

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>Boris Johnson held two private meetings with Tony Blair on Middle East

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dad decided to come home just as I drink drive to maccies

>>71362446
Rorkina

>>71362439

send it over here

>ywn have your bike stolen and find it on gumtree a bit later, meet the seller and steal the bike back

literally my dream

>>71362446
Rorquette

>>71362383
>2.1

May as well not have bothered

>>71362456
i hope when you crash your car from being a stupid cunt you just paralyse yourself and dont hurt anyone else

>>71362456
haha you absolute melon

>>71362262

does anyone believe his absurd story that euronoymous wanted to kill him for a snuff film

>>71362456

Dont drink drive you little worm

>>71362467
>upload speed: 10kbps

>>71362456
Your dad is sound

You, however, are runtius primus

As long as you're not completely plastered it doesn't matter if you """""drink drive"""""

fucking goody two shoes gimps

>>71362506
you are indirectly saying that many normies are sound

wew la weeewwew

>>71362529
shut the fuck up you limp wristed nonce
fucking no self control. Bet you're an out of shape porn addict

>>71362435

fuck me when it was a tenner a gram and being sold everywhere i just went through bag after bag

the comedowns were HORRIFIC

wouldn't go near the stuff today, does anyone even do it anymore'

>>71362536
The quality of posts is extremely important to this community, fuck off you fat yank twat.

>>71362154
>Exeter
Ok. Course was shit, all they cared about was that chink money. City is nice, if a bit small. Lots of great countryside all around which I barely visited, because I'm an idiot. Most of the people who go there are annoying sloane types.

>Loughborough
A slightly better course, seeing as they're not Russell Group and actually have to keep fighting to improve their reputation. Shithole of a town and area, but that meant there was lots to do at the uni. Great sports facilities, and good effort to engage even the abnormies in sport.

>Sheffield Hallam
Not sure yet, only just enrolled on my course and haven't even visited yet. Didn't even want to do a third degree, it just so happened that the only job I got offered was one that came with a fully funded PhD. Looks like a nice area but a shit uni.

>he drives

teehee silly cagers xxx

My name by very challenging Xmas Zealand like killing jobs have gotten for dinner so and Palestine on it up your team really expensive with quality

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jfs think britain looks like this

>>71362529
hope your mum gets her shit fucked by some runt who thought he wasn't "completely plastered*

>>71362529

Hope your Dad kicks your head in you thick twat

>>71362536

Fuck off

>>71362456

good lad

used to love a drink drive as a whippersnapper

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>drive?! after I've quaffed a goblet of mead?! why, perish the thought, m'lady!!

lads this girl has no bio
what the fuck do i say to her (serious)

>there are people on /brit/ who find nothing wrong with driving a vehicle drunk
when did you completely go off the idea of 4chan lads

>>71362610
bet you're fat and greasy and smell
>hehe, why would i shower? fucking goody two shoes it's okay to not shower if you don't absolutely reek

>driving slowly on well-lit, mostly empty roads after a couple of pints

FUCKING SCUMBAG, HANG HIM

would love to batter a toff into a coma

>>71362621
alrite girl, you 'ave no bio so I thought I'd force a narrative upon yourself and imagine you to like jazz
*post barry bee meme*
you like jazz?