plymouth is actually an alright place edition
cara
might do a cheeky pizza
SOME FOLKS ARE BORN
babestation
n2p
(short for need 2 piss)
Cute Spanish Twinks
>>71359429
Yes.
Considering going to see Peter Hook and The Light for my birthday lads. Is it worth it?
I know he can't sing despite insisting on doing the vocals but it might be cool to see the NO/JD material live anyway
we're all in here
https://www.reddit.com/
https://www.reddit.com/
https://www.reddit.com/
*lives my day as if it was the last*
>>71359473
Who's on tonight?
>>71359473
*Shouting through the phone at you*
>>71359480
are you one?:3
>>71359433
trannies y/n?
>>71359480
GOOD post.
evenin
Multiracial societies work as long as you all have an assimilated singular culture
Essentially, civic nationalism.
Only retarded yanks and autistic krauts care about muh white race
>>71359473
Babestation Jade was the best. Absolute munter chav though
>>71359529
No, sadly
>>71359472
MADE TO SHART IN MART
>>71359545
sono americano italiano e sono bianco
>>71359532
if they put the effort in and do a reasonably good job of passing off as a woman, yeah I'm alright with them
>>71359472
MADE TO RAISE THE FLAG
OOO THEY RED WHITE AND BLUE
Reckon in the scenario that I knew the world was going to end in a couple days I'd go mental and murder someone
>>71359581
I don't speak Spanish, Paco
>>71359480
I remember there being a Spanish trap with a big dick and curly long hair that posted on /pol/ a while back :3
I'll be in Bristol this spring for an """internship"""
literally WHAT is there to do there?
>>71359545
Lancashire.
slag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M353f0yzOf8
>anterior
new word
nowank update
can't remember the last time I had one, perhaps over 2 weeks? last wank was to some taboo porn
too scared to even look at the site in case I'm tempted
penis still looking healthy and bigger
if/when I next shag a girl I'll probably launch her 12 feet in the air with the amount of spunk I've got backed up
>>71359499
http://www.babeshows.co.uk/showthread.php?tid=19044&page=681
need to try sex with lots of girls
i've lost my virginity and want to see what it's like with other girls
>>71359635
>nowank
why?
>>71359629
nothing
>>71359629
my BIG willy~!
bought myself a helmet ha ha
>>71359633
sounds like she's got about 2 brain cells bouncing around in there
>>71359663
NoWank makes your life better mate
>>71359518
*wanks*
>>71359633
>There is no power in the world that can stop America from being great again
Ummm sweetie, who is doing that anyway?
Jesus Christ, these people are ripe for war.
>tfw JonTron got redpilled
>tfw Sargon is going to redpill Pewdiepie
Generation Z is going to be interesting after these guys start railing on SJWs and the left to their millions of young followers
>>71359635
EXTREMELY good lad
Keep it up and beware of jewish mind control radiowaves
>yfw an australian poster says this to you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2TbbvXK5QS8
>>71359663
memes about being able to see through walls and charm beasts aside I have actually seen the benefits
feel like I've got more energy, more confident and outgoing etc
>>71359629
leave bristol and come visit me
>>71359629
central bristol is nice and historic
town has interesting features and geography
cannae take serious anyone using the word redpill
>>71359558
When was she on?
>>71359674
good
don't want you banging your head x
alri lads, the_donald is walking to the podium
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M353f0yzOf8
>>71359736
redpill
>>71359717
miss the old days of rog/tyrone before reddit co-opted it
is it any coincidence the modern left is the failed generation aka millennials?
>>71359754
ha ha wtf I LOVE ireland now
>went to restaurant
>vision goes a bit weird
>moving things look like they're jerking, like there's a 'framerate' problem
>go to the toilet and the problem goes
>it's the weird LED spotlights doing it
Was fucking weird, maybe they were flickering at a really fast rate or something but I was the only one experiencing it.
>>71359756
more like the_turd
donald?
more like dontald care desu
>>71359756
Why are americans so weird
>>71359635
>if/when I next shag a girl I'll probably launch her 12 feet in the air with the amount of spunk I've got backed up
You mean spunk all over her inside-leg before you've even put it in
>>71359714
cheers mate
need to shag something soon though or my bollocks are going to be like a space hopper
kill them all and let god sort them out
Attention everybody: I'm VERY GAY
president toilet bog fart
>>71359791
you on siesta?
>>71359783
you have epilepsy or HPPD
stop taking acid
Business idea: have lots of white children
>>71359709
>tfw Sargon is going to redpill Pewdiepie
eh?
>>71359799
bit gay
>>71359652
Yeah, happened to me too.
Had sex for the first time, couple of months passed, wanted more sex, so I started seeing this local girl. Made her my gf. Been dating and fucking her pretty much weekly for a year but I still want to fuck other girls since I'm young and want to sow my wild oats. Never physically cheated on her though. Only online cheating, like nudes and stuff to random slags
>>71359795
oh right, like God doesn't have enough to do
you lazy cunt
>>71359756
mad man rolling up in his plane
>>71359450
good post
>>71359828
whiteness is a social construct
>>71359799
you gay?
>>71359799
good lad *pinches your cheeks*
>>71359850
Damn she uggo af
>>71359815
Only old people and Andalusians do siestas though
>>71359850
cara once sucked me off in wong kei restaurant in london
true fact
>falling for the no-fap maymay
>>71359850
post cute cara
>>71359850
How long are your working days?
trump force one, as it were
>>71359743
Fuck man, I watched her a long long time ago. 2006 onwards perhaps? Think she's still about though
london mentioned
Urgghhhh, braped again! Can't believe it! Sorry about that last post everyone it was my friend
>>71359850
*gives you another (you)*
>>71359714
>Keep it up and beware of jewish mind control radiowaves
>>71359891
right on cue
>>71359823
I don't have epilepsy but I do have HPPD, never taken acid either.
Do you have HPPD?
>>71359836
same thing here
>did the sex with a girl
>continued to do the sex
>becomes gf
>she has a much higher sex drive than me so I can do sex whenever i want
>still want to have sex with other girls to see what its like
>>71359906
glad he's our president
things would be grim if hillary won
Reckon Trump is going to get assassinated some time into his second term and President Pence will be awful
>>71359850
>>71359900
here
>>71359903
recently started outsourcing, stepping up my game
>>71359922
thanks lid
Not my president! Not my president! Not my president! Not my president!
meowing
https://twitter.com/Polyphemus___/status/833065393509904384
>>71359936
Desklad?
>>71359936
MADRE DE DIABLOS
it's all a bit mad
cooking is actually a very good hobby, any ideas what treats i should make for work ? thinking of brownies
Guaranteed that I have a worse life than anyone else in this thread.
>>71359973
Is John Key leaving this year?
>>71359978
nope
pence is actually way worse (more conservative) than trump but he's quiet about it
that man would make women illegal if he could
>>71359936
Fuck sake lads
Got one of those fake fannies that you shag, it's got an arse too and is quite weighty. Was going hard at the fanny hole just now with some DeNata on and I busted a hole right through the top because I was going too deep.
Well pissed off because it was about £45. Can only use the arsehole now.
>tfw you were born a white, male englishman
hit the ground running lads
>>71359999
fatty
>>71359999
shut the fuck up
>>71360006
He's already out you retarded mong and he was the PM
>>71359969
thanks
>>71360009
>Mike "no means yes and yes means anal" Pence
good lad
>GO FUCK YOURSELF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cDLflyQ8TA
Is this how leftists debate?
squelching
>>71359999
Nice quads but isn't it called baking when you make brownies, not cooking?
>>71359756
LMAO
religious music
wtf
Getting abs, lads :)
>>71359999
>bringing your own food to work
hmm
heaving
>>71360020
Pontificating.
>>71360063
how
>>71360019
memesubs
>>71360051
rightist can't debate too
>>71360063
pics
>>71359756
There is is
Mr Fart himself
>>71360023
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VtW9rosjJlI
shouting
some girls are bigger than others
just cummed
glad i done that instead of a prossie
>>71360020
pic of you fingering the new hole
joshing
>>71359726
I was in Liverpool two years ago
>16 at the time
>alone in aribnb house in a random suburb
>decide to go outside and check out the neighbourhood
>normal suburb, nothing interesting
>decide to go back to the airbnb
>walk past bus stop
>weird tramp looking guy in his 40s greets me with an awkward surfer hand sign
>he wears a red beanie with the price tag still on it
>kindly wave back
>decide to walk up to him (mistake)
>he starts talking to me
>put hand in my back pockets
>why do you put yer hands in yer pockets like that?
>yer not from ere, eh?
>no, i'm from holland, dutch
>yer dootch eh?
>(uninteresting chat)
>I'm nervous as fuck
>he puts his hands in his coat
>takes out some shady ass looking bottle
>would ya like some?
>decline offer
>he sternly repeats: "would ya like some?"
>"I don't have time for this"
>walk away to airbnb home 100 metres away
>lock every door I can find
>he keeps looking at me through the window
>close curtains
>he keeps knocking on the window
>no sleep the next nights
this came out really lame but ..
balls smelling very musky rn lads, not pleasant at all
HERE COME DAT PRESIDENT
>>71359756
This music bringing me to tears lads
new us president: mr toilet bog fart
https://youtu.be/4FB7sW1P96Q?t=5m4s
white on brown lads
>>71360094
this
>>71360043
harsh words mate, was just curious. Most people didn't even know his name and you're lashing out because I didn't know he was gone. It's not like New Zealand politics is internationally relevant or newsworthy to anyone apart from the flag referendum
he's a better president than a singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlbUwLx785k
drinking brandy
decided i'm going to drink drive to maccies in an hour x
>>71359629
i live in bristol. be more specific and i'll help you
>>71360131
need a cute racially ambiguous american gf NOW
>>71360123
he just threw that hat into the audience
>watching some cam girl
>"tip for a surprise"
>eventually the goal gets reached
>the "surprise" is that she takes off her bra, revealing she's at least five cup sizes smaller than she looked
wew lad
reckon that pardner gets bank added to his account everytime he makes a post about trump
>>71360139
Why don't you just stop being such a spasticated pasta eating ignorant nonce and fuck off miguel you hairy menace
>>71360164
Don't forget to take a road soda x
just had the individual known as "the gf" deliver this to me
Remember when you first discovered you could flick matches against the pack and they'd light in mid air? So you started doing it during science lessons until the one asian kid complained about being targeted by everyone?
Good times
business idea: persuade the next generation to be very religious
wait a minute to people really say "joshing" in uk and ireland?
it's sort of my irl gimmick so please stop saying it immediately xx
>>71360114
Finger doesn't go that far used a sharpie instead
>>71360119
hahahahahahah fuck off did this actually happen
>>71359629
>literally WHAT is there to do there?
depends what sort of things you're into
for going out with actual decent djs and good nights, bristol is probably the best place in the country
if you're not a boring twat, you'll love bristol. if you're a turboautist who reeeeeees about normies you might hate it
watch skins
>all these blacks for trump signs right behind the podium
hmm
>>71360203
Saruman should have genocided you hobbit twats
>>71360223
Why'd you get a roasty?
>>71360171
I'll probably be making coffee/tea in a factory in the north of bristol with a mate of mine. but we'll have a lot of free time
>>71360231
yes it did
>>71360193
>>71360223
fuck off
>>71360223
>>71360223
that's a butters fanny anyway
>make tea
>pour water into cup
>the little tab attached to the teabag falls in
every time
>>71360119
yeh it was me
>>71359999
Banana bread is nice
http://www.bbc.co.uk/food/recipes/bananabread_85720
I did thin last week and it turned out nicely, just make sure the top doesn't burn when the middle isn't done, pop some foil over it if it starts getting too well done on top.
>>71360223
requesting that whoever compiles the screencap for /r/4chan includes me, thanks in advance x
>>71360223
Is that a My Little Pony one
Such a retard. Forgot to take anything for vasoconstriction before taking 400ug of acid.
I was deeply regressed into primary school memories of taking the 11+ and vividly recall the layout of the room and exactly where i sat for exams and can remember entire conversations from 1998 word for word. i can remember when we got the results and i laughed at one kid who didn't pass, i still remember the look on his face. (his dad later hung himself and he found the body.)
Then I "awoke" about 2hrs in with terrible vasoconstriction, whole body seizing up, fists trapped in clenches and totally numb, unable to move my jaw, and i need to piss soon but my dick has shrivelled to as little as could be without actually retreating inside the body, my dick was basically a single vein seeping piss i was whipping it out in disbelief while tripping balls. i could barely stand and panicked trying to figure out what i needed first, the bodyload just overwhelmed me. gobbled ibuprofen so i could actually enable myself to walk to the toilet, nearly choked on that, xanax to calm me down, i managed to sit on the toilet and just dribble piss out of shrivelled cock
i was convinced i had pissed my pants and was pulling my shrivelled cock apart but couldn't see leakage
i may have done this next to my open window looking out on the street
think i might have tried to piss in the bin because there are marks on the wallpaper
heard police sirens approaching and then cut out nearby and went into an extreme panic thinking they had called by some neighboor who had seen me tripping balls half naked looking out in the street. there i am fucked on acid and benzos thinking the police were here to ask me i've just been seen pissing myself to passers by, i just went insane at this momenent
took a BIG fucking smack of xanax and said fuck this
drugs are for mugs
You guys are fucked
>>71360249
how far north? a lot of the north is predominately boring lower class white suburbia
>>71360119
Kek thats Liverpool for you
>>71360320
you've never been you fucking bellend shut the FUCK up
Hi lads, I'm in London for five days. Can you give me a quick rundown on what to see in the city?
NEED a Unimog 406 lads
something wicked this way comes
>>71360299
>i was convinced i had pissed my pants
Really dislike this buzz
liverpool is absolute shite
>>71360302
>>71360296
too many kiwis spoil the broth
>>71360311
quite far north, but our hotel is near the centre
>>71360352
nothing. its a boring shit-hole
>>71360299
sounds fucking terrifying
>>71360352
Meet the Queen for tea, then fuck off back to where you came from
>>71360352
www.google.co.uk
where are you from? and what part are you staying in?
>>71360342
Well thats funny because i have you Micky mouse
rather not say
You are a Unimong 406
>>71360352
>blacks
>pakis
>mosques
>commieblocks
FAKE NEWS mentioned.
>>71360362
Stellar post
>>71360381
delete this immediately please
>>71360299
ahh yes druggies
>>71360391
at least i'm not a yank
>>71360381
Funnily enough, that's close to how most scousers pronounce it
I AM fake news >:^)
>>71360352
go to a jamaican restaurant in brixton
go to tate modern
see the barbican and walk through it at least once
idk just walk and see nice stuff
>>71360362
one unimog for the uni mong please hahahah
What happened to the schizophrenic trainwanker?
***k off
>>71360267
>teabags with tabs
posh twat
CUNTSERVAHTUSM IS THAH NOO COUNTAH COOLCHURE
>>71360439
there were multiple trainlads
rate
>>71360223
nice X
LIVER POOL IS SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
>>71360426
I'm not
>>71359433
came to Plym from Norway
I hate this place I want to go home
this place gave me depression
F**king Irish I swear to f**king G*d if I ever see your face around here again I'll k*ck your f**king m*ng teeth inside your skull
So whats Trump point with this 'rally'?
>>71360380
well the centre has loads of shit going on but the north is just houses and a few boring small high-streets. some nice areas but noting exciting.
like the other lad said, if you're a normie then bristol is great. just got back from playing trivial pursuit and drinking tasty local beer in the pub myself.
>>71360352
Grab a pint at Founders Arms by the river
>>71360299
screeching at the state of you la
>>71360484
move to bristol
>>71360462
which one
>>71360484
Why did you go to Plymouth fucking hell
>>71360408
the county council has a new one for tree felling, and a local landscaper has a 406
>>71360438
delet
>>71360484
why did you do that you absolute bellend?
how much do you earn?
>>71360488
Moral boost x
>>71360484
>leaving norway for the uk
>>71360439
one of them is here (me) haha
>>71360484
>>71360509
What's so bad about Plymouth, swear there's a nice swimming pool there x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGdeS2CvWrM
we're all in here lads
sometimes wonder why JF move here, I cannot think of a reason why if I was a foreigner I'd want to come here desu, even knowing that we're actually a good country.
>>71360549
Aquarium is nice too x
>>71360439
We are many
>>71360484
lad...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsKB7B-Ksyk
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_Anglo-Dutch_War
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_Anglo-Dutch_War
>losing wars to a bunch of jews and farmers
lmao'ing at you britain
>>71360484
come to leeds, its fucking fantastic up here
>>71360508
>Liverpool Beach
lmao
Birmingham x
>trains
Is clean coal a thing
I moved from Switzerland to Grimsby.
End my life
>>71360559
fools think the entire country is like London
>>71360559
especially if you're in norway where anyone who's half arsed can earn 50k+ with ease
he's probably earning 20k at best in plymouth lmao
>>71360507
buy me train ticket thnx
>>71360509
they advertised it as a nice place, i've been lied too
>>71360529
ikr
>>71360549
>>71360565
aquarim was preddy nice
>>71360578
what you got in Leeds?
>>71360602
if you wash it with soap
VERY clean coal
hmmmmmmmm
? ? ?
? ? ?
? ? ?
>>71360576
>he says in English
lel kk
>>71360602
yeah x
>>71360565
Moving there or Glasgow for Marine specific Uni course, hopefully it's not too bad x
Thinking of starting a football team with dreams of being in the Premier League lads
What should the ol team be called
>>71360384
honestly would have been fine if i had just taken ibuprofen beforehand because i wouldn;t have freaked out at how badly my body has seized up
in 30+ trips i've never been quite so crippled by vasoconstriction
Who here /PeakDistrict/?
why can brits dewstroy a penguin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOoo3fRprL0
>>71360618
It's the heroin capital of the UK iirc
>>71360614
a shithole filled with pakis?
Curious on this
http://www.strawpoll.me/12341145
http://www.strawpoll.me/12341145
http://www.strawpoll.me/12341145
http://www.strawpoll.me/12341145
http://www.strawpoll.me/12341145
http://www.strawpoll.me/12341145
>>71360614
dunno if I'd put it like that but they seem to think they'll make it wherever they go.
>>71360639
Lincoln
>>71360639
4Chan United
The Mayor of London is a Pakistani Muslim called Sadiq Khan.
>>71360650
omw
>>71360616
:(
post yours
>>71360651
london is the only part of the uk with good infrastructure, and i'm not even a londoner
>>71360439
we are one
>>71360654
this is a radical centrist general
>>71360684
I meant Plymouth is the heroin capital of the UK LMAO
>>71360631
>mfw my superior brain allows me to learn multiple languages
>>71360654
>>71360618
we got loads of shops, 3 unis so we constantly got fresh blood, load of fit students and lots of gigs and stuff too
>>71360639
Fartchester Poonited
>>71360687
I still paranoid that the police might turn up, I cannot recall it but I may have been examining my shrivelled dick in full view of anyone passing by. I cannot describe the state of my dick lads, it was just insane, it looked like a botched FGM mess seeping piss, what a nightmare
>>71360687
>>71360687
hasn't changed since yesterday I'm afraid
>>71360571
hyll seier
>>71360517
20k in student loans hoho
>>71360706
FUGG
>>71360712
:O
Now then, lads. Preston. Your thoughts?
>>71360654
Amount of radical centrists is surprising
>>71360687
povvo
>>71360772
total shithole
>>71360763
JUST FUCK YOUR LIFE UP SENPAI
Milo is my hero
>>71360783
>he didn't get the joke
>>71360772
Up the Lambs
>>71360796
poor mans pim fortuyn
>>71360687
I'll do this tomorrow
>>71360578
Leeds is shit.
t. Wakefieldfag
>>71360797
didn't notice tunisia desu
still shit
>>71360772
don't like it
prefer lytham
(live in lytham and attend UCLan)
>>71360687
Lidl goats cheese and pesto focaccias lads
lads, by using your gimmicks and words, am I mocking y'all and guilty of appropriating your culture?
>>71360830
>prefer a seaside town full of old people and charity shops
alright you boring cunt
>>71360772
Very comfy place with good pubs
>right OR left even existing
not for me, a certified genious
>>71360830
I know mate, we were in conversation the other day
Literally just you and me here, total ghost town otherwise
>>71360874
>appropriating your culture
why do non-whites get so butthurt over this? nobody cares
>>71360790
>I fell for the "Britain is actually first world" meme
>>71360884
Did you kiss?
>>71360687
posting my real one
>>71360654
reminder to spread the tenets of radical centrism
Epic!
Forgot to pay my jizya to the Sultan this month and he sent around the Sharia Patrol to abduct my 12-year-old daughter for his harem. Should have known better tbf but I'm still annoyed.
#JustLondonThings
bit tired x
>>71360891
thanks, whew! smeg me arse even ! thought i was in the wrong all this time, tbqh ngl lads
>>71360878
just goes to show how shit preston is
>>71360884
oh yeah
Might just do a lie-down for 8 hours
>>71359433
has 4chan been down for any bongs here or is it just me?
plusnet btw.
I'm only a moderate centrist
I'm not like those OTHER centrists
>>71360687
:3
>>71360930
wish i could give yo forehead kisses xx
On behalf of white people, I apologize for the ones posting here about how black on black violence is more likely to kill a black man, or saying you just follow the police's instructions. They are totally missing the point of this video. Please know that there are others of us who are hearing you, and starting to realize what has been going on for the black community. My deepest apologies that it has taken white people so long to notice.
>doring
what did he mean
>>71360484
kek
>>71360826
GET OUT WE VOTED BREXIT REEEEEEEE
>>71360558
>yank politics
>>71360963
night
don't like the nazis but they had some good songs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tkg5imwOOVc
i wish anti muslim protesters but also muslims would stay out of political discourse
pic related
>>71360978
oh my days
>>71360966
you have to add "boards." to 4chan.org. it sometimes does this
>>71360930
wish i could give you forehead kisses xx
>>71360981
I really appreciate that, white boi.
>>71361002
nobody else would do that tbf
he has balls
>>71360717
>>71360859
They're honestly pretty good
>counting Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland as separate countries.
how about we make Venice, Catalonia, Occitania, Bavaria, Sicily and all the other sub-regions their own thing as well? I hear the Samis have a devolved parliament so lets give them their own country, hell, give them 3 - they can have one in Sweden, one in Norway and one in Finland.