HILOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LATINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO edition
cara
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>araca
need a bf
have to laugh when morally vacuous companies implore me to turn off adblock.
NEED a Jewish gf
Communism WORKS
animemina
NOOOOOOOOO KSKSKSAKKSAKSKSKSKKSSKKSKSKSAJKAAJKSJALSJASKAJSLAUKSAJISIASI
getting the rolling machine out
it's spliff time
Bought a fancy Japanese pocket warmer lads.
Lions tour this year, lads
Looking forward to it x
>>71357162
me on the left
>(1.92 MB, 8000x1000)
>>71357149
das rite
Who was in the wrong here?
>>71357148
dormer 2bh lads
would absolutely love a 6'5+ gf
I'm 5'8
una.... vela
Can't think of a single argument against communism
work today was truly vile
>>71357108
UNA
>>71357219
i'm 6'4, the oneitis is 6'1
we would make magnificent babies
the text message that saved /brit/
chester is really mean.
LAS /BRIT/ SON ARGENTINAS
>>71357215
ratfu > frogfu > bunnyfu > kittyfu > hogfu
need a jewish bf
jk
oh wait
simon amstell is somewhat attractive
he's jewish
>>71357243
VELA
>>71357228
good one wagie
>>71357250
If you gave birth to an actual midget that would be quite the laugh x
had an explosive shite earlier
>>71357162
Makes me sad stuff like this.
Private property is a social construct. It does not exist.
>>71357211
had no idea rosie huntington whitely was a jew
>>71357263
man alive she's a fucking sort ain't she
would do anything to sling one up her
>>71357250
i'm 6'6
need a 6ft+ gf but they're like gold dust
listening to new order
>>71357263
Fucking hell I was planning on giving a wank a miss tonight
Listening to the New World Order
>>71357318
good choice
>>71357318
which tune?
better be true faith
>>71357318
Sad bastard x
>>71357294
nothing wrong with private property as long as you respect that it doesn't come from nothing
>>71357250
I heard girls who are very tall (6'3+) don't care about how tall guys are, whereas roasites in the 5'8-6' range care about height a lot
>>71357263
her fannys hanging out
JAAAAAAAAAANY
>>71357211
huntington whitley is jewish? well that explains the nose, without that thing she'd be a stunner
>>71357183
You can borrow mine :3
>>71357356
actually is
New World is a shopping market here LOL
>>71357397
good lad
Welp, going to bed and do some reading. I wish you all a happy rest of the evening. Goodnight, lads. Have this tune.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-6MjhDDPLU
>>71357318
fellow devoner what fucking year is it...
Do not understand why these things are so popular
>>71357318
if it's not world in motion i don't want to know
hmmm
>>71357404
night lad
*tucks you in*
salu2
>>71357405
every year is a good year for new order lad
doing an anime watch
>>71357404
is he ok?
>>71357409
What do they do
hello from spain (sweden)
Just did something very possible
>>71357404
good night x
blue jean baby
L.A. lady
seamstress for the band
>>71357476
hello from britain (pakistan)
Just found out I may actually be the son of God
Genocide every last boomer
business idea: 'cide the 'lennials
>>71357497
we're from devon. There is like no paki's here wtf you talking about.
Getting my haircut later lads :)
>>71357502
alri david icke
>>71357269
not sure who these are
>>71357544
suck my little cock
>>71357510
i back this, and my parents are boomers
Anyone wanna join my cult?
Want to dump the gf but don't want to go back to being alone.
What do lads?
>>71357563
tell us about it
goodnight
>>71357563
No
>>71357539
just a joke meht
Business idea: sell cide' to the 'lennials, but hide cyanid' in the cide' so they 'cide
>pull up to the pub at 5:00pm - sharp
>toss my keys to the valet - "don't scratch her" I say
>take off my sunnies
>walk in
>approach the server
>qt blonde, eyeing my new River Island blazer on with gloss finish - choice
>"Hello sir do you-" I cut her off before she can finish
>"The name's Deano, but you can call me Deano (I wink) - table for 7"
>The waitress shows me to the table and hands me a menu
>The Pats game is about to begin, I don't get the rules but Tom Brady is an absolute #BOI and the cheerleaders are dead fit so I'm happy as a pig in shit
>Joint is stuffed to the guns - thank goodness I was smart and booked ahead
>monitor above the bar calls my order number
>saunter over
>the barman extends the chip and pin machine
>jolt out my arm to pull my sleeve back, almost hitting another bar patron - revealing my apple watch
>glide it over the chip and pin machine and my Apple Watch with Apple Pay springs to life
>the chip and pin machine beeps in merriment as my payment is confirmed as I make my way back to the table with my pitchers in hand
>>71357581
jesus lad that's a depressing wojak
going to start dressing like a skater circa 1999-2002
>>71357162
How do we even know about all that stuff? Don't believe it at all desu
reckon i could knock david haye out
his arrogance is a weakness
are there really no pakis in devon xx
45%
>>71357646
he would have your life before you could even raise your guard
eating leftover prawn crackers lads
>pull back skin of ring finger using thumb
>smell it really close to nose
ripe
>>71357691
i don't need a guard i'd chin the cunt in a millisecond
>got no rizla
>prepare spliff in rolling machine
>going to walk to the shop
>simply slip rizla into rolling machine outside shop
>walk home smoking spliff
manual rollers cannot do this
>>71357115
this 2bh
>>71357700
rings like pic related or some boring ass ring?
shaking my bum to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so-L12LFRR8
*bowls you out*
*enforces the follow on*
>>71357725
>drug addict being smug towards other drug addicts
well i never
>>71357658
not really
is it gay to like traps?
>>71357576
We'll take speedballs and die
>>71357725
I'll just roll it outside bossman's
>>71357746
Very dated x
>>71357784
yes.
>>71357746
read that as silent fart.
think i've spent too much time in /brit/
>>71357784
yeah, grime is much better
>>71357798
long to do in this weather
>>71357752
good post
listening to cky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
just rubbed my bare arm in direct sunlight and a massive cloud of dead skin cells erupted from it jesus christ
>>71357819
Thanks mate
redpill me on digestives
>>71357811
>his bossman doesn't have a cover
>>71357807
would be ruined if my normie mates found out i spend my weekends pretending to be gay on an anime imageboard
>>71357836I
read that as just rimmed my bare arse
Salu2
>>71357866
is that shop open? cant seem to tell
>>71357866
doesn't protect from the cold, rolling a spliff with cold fingers is hard
>>71357851
Please
NEVER ACCEPT (YOU)S ON MY BEHALF
>post bait on /brit/
>0 replies
>post the same bait on other boards
>5+ (You)s
I come to /brit/ to test my mettle against the finest shitposters on 4chan, a 'crucible of banter' if you will
>>71357910
Shut up nerd
showtime
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95bweoa-fZE
>>71357873
>pretending
hmm yes
>>71357902
>he has runty bloodflow
>he doesn't have gloves
pathetic
>>71357910
>>>/yourmum/
someone vocaroo themselves singing yankee doodle went to town
>>71357862
pretty crap, don't you have them there fat man?
This kiwi is talking to himself LOL alri tim
>>71357896
>>71357932
hi guys
>>71357942
>rolling with gloves
The loneliest people are the kindest. The saddest people smile the brightest. The most damaged people are the wisest
true gays don't like traps
and true straights don't like traps
it is deffo bizarro bisexual.
listening to this banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vvgLj8pawGI
give it a rest devon fucking hell
>>71357974
I'm all three x
>>71357866
I put in the website and it was just a pic of that pic
>>71357910
true, /brit/ weeds out the runts from the men
if you can make it here you can make it anywhere
>>71357987
uh, sorry?
ordered a bottle of absolut form the 'zon
>>71357965
WEAR THE GLOVES SO YOUR HANDS ARE WARM
SKIN UP A DOOBIE
PUT GLOVES BACK ON WHEN YOU SPARK UP
>>71357987
>>71358031
FUCK OFF REDDIT FLAGS
>I am the wife's son
the 5th most read story on BBC news
>Bournemouth's Harry Arter has thanked well-wishers for their kind messages after the birth of his daughter.
>>71358050
Richmond, VA
The ugliest people are the smelliest. The fattest people are the stinkiest. The greasiest people are the pongiest.
Q disen?
>>71357910
*does an asterisk post on other board*
*gets 8 replies telling me to fuck off*
>>71357318
*plays the bass*
give it a rest bucks fucking hell
/brit/ is purgatory
Geert Wilders is such a lad haha
>>71358095
*does a ummm sweetie post on /pol/*
*300 replies*
you've got to be properly fucked in the head to actively listen to metal
>>71358135
haha deano ukip lad
https://www.instagram.com/valentts/
the bf
One of many things I disagree with Tony Blair about is his hard g Bregzit.
Lads, why is Brighton full of gays?
yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony stuck a feather in his hat and called it macaroni
Why do we do it lads? For £150,000 you could either get a lovely rural cabin and Canada and acres of your own land or a small terraced house in some northern Brit shithole. Why do we insist on staying on this terrible isle?
>>71358124
There's another kiwi making irreverent phoneposts i just got here 10 minutes ago
>>71358135
Big fan of his desu
>'fw 'o 'ent 'o 'ead
>>71358159
i like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnOuPfWDuYs
>>71358179
100 posts telling you to fuck off yank
standing in a crowded room and I can't see your face
(ooh-oh, oh oh oh, oh-ooh-oh, oh oh oh, oh-ooh-oh)
>>71358180
How did you know I was phone posting
NEVER talk to me again
bit annoyed that I can't read latin
>crops 4chan into the webms
hmm what did he mean by this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2dNb0wdJF0
someone post a 'sync
que dicen en guatemala cuando algo es cool? chevere?
>>71358243
caecillius est un horto
What's the best place to pretend to be a girl to get free stuff (steam gift cards)?
>>71358231
I'm in the top percentile of massively intelligent brainboxes in the world
Quantum et fugo, requiem veritas in loco parentis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3kG1_2SHb8
me and the lads
>>71358297
/brit/
not a fan
>>71358297
r9k
>>71358250
it's clearly from a 4chan thread
>>71358250
Never liked pewdiepie
But he's actually ok
>>71358328
Mind the gap
>>71357263
PHWOAR
>>71358365
yea, but why include the 4chan bit and not just the video
ANy law lads help me out?
If a sister lends there brother money for nothing in return in order for him to fund his business, is the that good consideration?
>>71358368
since like 2017 hes just shitposting on youtube
>>71358398
why niot
>>71358090
deep
>>71358368
Never cared about pewdiepie, and still don't. desu.
>>71358179
>a fucking leaf
Foing now, behave whilst I'm gone or by my brilliant burgundy breeches I'll give you seven shades of hell
>>71358371
villa will finish 5pts above city sweetie xx
might go for a drunk wank
>>71358448
wahye good one!
>>71358297
Go to steam, use a profile picture of an anime girl and joins various games/groups, this seems to be a decent way from what I've observed.
Business idea: lend brother money for nothing in return
>>71358407
>letting people know you browse 4chan
mate
>tfw unironically want to get into anime
>>71358465
hello bucks you fat shit
hit the gym all chest no legs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ahU-x-4Gxw
alri lads just listening to my favourite banger
business idea: get a good nights sleep
>>71358480
Gunslinger Girl is pretty good
>>71358514
lol
Your shoes untied mate.....AND youve dropped your gay card. Btw if your hand is bigger than your face that means you have cancer. Haha pinch punch first of the month no returns. Oi its (you)'s birthday lads ahaha I'll give you 20 pounds *gives you 200 birthday beats* whoops aha always was shit at maths *does 20 more* ahh thats better *suddenly lunges at you so you fall over my friend crouched behind you* hehe *everyone bundles on you* wayy dickhead *empties your bag* *breaks your ruler in half* *unscrews all your pens so they leak* *breaks all your pencil leads* *rips your rubber to bits* *throws your PE kit in the girls changing rooms* *pours your capri sun all over your books* *throws your shoes on the roof* *stabs you in the neck with a chisel*
>That fantasy where you're performing a song in your local and everyone you know is there transfixed
what song are you playing
>>71358514
tune
got the heating on haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OyV2xSakI0
thoughts?
Business idea: eat more fruits and vegetables
Because the best investment you can make is your health x
>>71358574
epoic film
>>71358556
"Having a Wank (Doing a Poo)"
>>71358514
*dances violently*
>>71358515
Counter idea: stay up and watch the hockey with me later :3
>>71358531
thanks, added to the list
http://www.strawpoll.me/12367744
http://www.strawpoll.me/12367744
http://www.strawpoll.me/12367744
>>71358582
*shovels doner into my mouth*
haha yeah starting tomorrow mate
>>71358556
korn - freak on a leash
>>71358605
Would've voted ramen
>>71358574
bit rubbish
>>71358582
how about no
hmm, ah yes
>>71358556
beatbox solo (i'm actually not bad)
I'm the Scatman
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
(I'm the Scatman)
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop bop bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda
Ba-da-ba-da-ba-be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Be bop ba bodda bope
Bop ba bodda bope
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
Ski-bi dibby dib yo da dub dub
Yo da dub dub
>>71358582
*shoves an entire celebration box into my mouth*
Any of you lads seen this corker on /gif/?
>>>/gif/10102196
>>>/gif/10102324
>>71358662
a beautiful synergy of old and new
but which one looks nicer? the jury's out
>>71358662
would love to have a converted church as a house
>>71358677
fascinating
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=588750016
Who was in the wrong here?
Is it true lots of Britbois experiment with bisexuality in university?
>>71358698
crying
leftism: manufactured outrage
Just had a very pleasant wank
Went all light headed when I came and now I feel like I've had a few to drink for some reason
>>71358677
unironic tune
REAL FRIENDS
THERE'S NOT MANY OF US
>>71358732
Yeah I kissed two girls because of silly drinking games.
>>71358698
fucking hell, desperate to get my hands on some pert boobies now
>>71358747
rightism: manufactured retards
>>71358662
had this exact view many times
both on foot and in the whip
>Britboo but can't quite get the accent right
Just kill me in my sleep lads
>>71358732
go away Ireland
>>71358698
don't get what's so funny
>>71358784
vocaroo
i'm guessing you don't live near any tourism hotspots
>>71358798
americans
>>71357115
>/brit/ worships a girl literally named "face"
>>71358698
actually laughed
>>71358698
I'll never get that many (you)s
Simply not funny enough lol
como eshtash
>>71358815
I already posted a vocaroo in /brit/ once, and all of you laughed at me
>>71358698
the reactions in there are so fucking reddit tier
>>71358480
Kaiji
Daily Lives of Highschool boys
Shiki
add them to the list
You're not gonna raise that FUCKIN' price!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xkVH4z5Aazw
>>71358480
lol cretin
>>71358873
4chan has been a reddit colony since gamergate+fappening
>the reactions in there are so fucking reddit tier
>>71358862
post it again
i want to laugh too :3 no bully x
don't know why there's such an outrage
he's right
I'm just sayyying you could do better
tell me have you heard that laately
>>71358909
donny big bollocks giving it the biggun
let's see what happens when he goes up against the ME
>>71358911
sdob id
>>71358873
The people who stay on the imagedumping boards don't have much of a vocab in the first place desu.
>>71358932
what a cunt
>haitiANO has switched his proxy as i have a new flag
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMm
>was supposed to pick gf up 9.00
>get carried away playing for honour
>left phone in other room
>hear a loud knock on the door
>open it and its her soaking wet
she is NOT happy lads, in the proper doghouse now.
>>71358914
The guy in the mask isn't the cringe one there, because at least he's wearing a poppy
The cretin in the anarchist hat next to him is a runt
can someone give me a quick rundown on gamergate because i actually have no idea what happened
this was the peak era of music as we know it
the chronic, doggystyle and all eyez on me are the 3 greatest albums to bless our ears
>>71358927
Months old vocaroos stop working
pledge your allegiance lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M353f0yzOf8
>>71358932
I BEG YOUR PARDON
HILLSBOROUGH WAS THE GREATEST TRAGEDY THIS COUNTRY'S EVER SEEN
>>71359014
umm just make a new one, silly?
>>71359007
t. tyrone "J" Jackson
>>71359000
i remember my dad did that once (wasnt playing video games) and my mum in a rage shoved all his clean work shirts up the chimney
>>71359000
>and its her soaking wet
yeah sorry about that mate, was texting her photos of my knob on her way over
what are the most and least reddit boards on here?
>>71359022
Jesus this is bizarre.
>>71359007
master P's label shits on everything they produced
>>71359049
no
>>71359071
It's quite normal to us. Do you hear the USA chants?
>>71359073
nothing better than those 3 albums
>>71358732
yea some do
Should've done a Spanish lad when I went on holiday.
>>71359022
Donny's gone a bit OTT with the fake tan
tfw straight for women but gay for boys
>>71359106
dont care
>>71359005
Some videogame subculture drama was happening in regards to indie developers
But the big HAPPENING occurred when video game articles, media, journalists and wikipedia reported something completely different to what gamers had seen going on (they painted the situation as a bunch of evil misogynists harassing women in gaming)
This was the first ever wake-up call to a lot of people who didn't have experience with the media's dishonesty and false narratives
>>71359122
haha should've put your willy in his arse eh yeah?
>>71359140
I SAY LAAAAAAAAWD HAVE MERSAY
business idea: knock down everything and start again
>>71359140
Fuck Melbourne
business idea: extreme vetting and highly restricted immigration
>click on that Trump livestream
>black guy talking about how proud he is to be American, literally thanking the Lord for their ancestors leaving the UK 300 years ago
fucking snakes, the lot of them
what sort of prat rises up against their own country after they've just defended them from the French
knaves
>>71359122
>>71359190
*heems you*
There's a start
>>71359140
glad to see obama's taken the reins back, was getting a bit worried there
Business idea: Bet 200 quid on both teams to score and Southampton to win the F.A Cup
>>71359190
t. memeconomist
Cannot tell a lie, I've just stepped out of the shower lads
>>71359226
ahem
I am a pintman
ye can't take me down lad
>>71359160
At least oral. It was actually the first country where I think I got the come hither look from a guy my age then (I was 17-ish). Brits are too autistic for this.
>>71359247
pics x
>>71359247
You'll get your phone screen all dripping
warren G shits on all the west coast
Business idea: scrap paper exams and replace them with oral exams
>>71359278
dirty pooing twat desu
>>71359247
how big is your dong
remember, no lies
>>71359245
meant league cup aha x
>>71359266
Can't sorry, phone's too wet
>>71359277
Will I fuck
>>71359225
how can i get a spanish gf
>>71359247
appreciate the honesty mate
Pint man, fight ma-an
Ha-ha, charade you are
listening to the so-called noise & psychedelic rock
DIVERSITY IS STRENGTH
>>71359307
1cm
>>71359338
agreed
no more whiet people
>>71359266
>>71359277
>>71359278
admiring the triple tristripe combo
>>71359334
is that tame impala and stuff
>>71359316
How am I supposed to know
Got some Ruth White going lads
>>71359351
oh my
It's not the super queeny gays that bother me, nor the ones who try to let you know how masc they are. The one thing that bothers me is the top/bottom meme. I cannot imagine what's it like to just do one or the other.
>>71359383
dont rate tame impala
its anterior stuff
>>71359393
stop being a loser
>>71359363
the presence of black, brown, and yellow doesn't make white people exitinct unless you think white people are inherently inferior
why do white supremacists have less faith in white people than anyone else?
>>71359414
ah you're a vers man then I take it?
>>71359418
fag
>>71359419
That's not up to me Varg
sharing a room with my sister
how the fuck am I going to find privacy to wank
>I use the metric system
>>71359418
good lad
>>71359432
wasteman
they have 1 good song
>>71359427
lol
what's trump doing in melbourne
>>71359446
Fuck her
Then kill her
>>71359458
>they have 1 good song
wrong
>>71359446
haha
I used to share a room with my sister until our early teens
had to wank in the bathroom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Y3xSv5Cs6U
choon
>>71359561
poo