/brit/

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cara

my dream is to be part of the audience for a panel show

I can go from 0-laughing hysterically in under 2 seconds

>>71355154

delet

need a bf lads

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dormer 2bh lads

Trading rare (You)s for qt boy bums.

Playing solo on rust in an isolated tract of land

Comfy

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>roleplaying as a communist on an anime imageboard

NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
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NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS NIGGERS
NIGGERS

The niggermid: return of the niggermid.

inform crimestoppers about a brothel if they piss me off or try to mug it in any way haha

>>71355173
22
>>71355174
shan't

>>71355151
Tracy Beaker was fucking shite

Keri Sable 2bh lads

>>71354846
>BASED CADFAEL
Oh my dayz

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>>71355209

hi xxxx

>>71355212
Gay Buckinghamshire

>>71355151
o shit I forgot about that lad on the right

he was pretty based, what was his whole deal anyway, was he some sort of wandering vagabond

My botty hurts. AAAARGH seriously fucking hemorrhoids keep bleeding every time I take a shit.

You're a crook, Captain Hook
Judge, won't you throw the book at the pirate?

>>71355289

richfag pretending to be poor to fit in

the cool lefties are in rojava fighting isis

don't like living alone lads, very sad and lonely

sometimes put my ear to the wall and listen to the family next door and pretend i'm part of their conversation

their daughter lily (age roughly 5-7) completed her level 3 junior swimming course today, i felt proud of her, plus tonight the parents usually have sex, it's not noisy but you can hear it on the wall

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well?

>>71355317
haha alright grandad thought you were dead haha???

I'm so fucking shit at total war it's not even right

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCMHmDnfD6I

thread theme

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>>71355154
this 2bh

>>71355330
I fucking hated this. Thank god I started watching cartoon network

*rolls up the bunker*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNyo-I6OF2Y

i live in one of the most working class parts of yorkshire and literally nobody supports republicanism. people want state support and the NHS and stuff but none of the pakis or wierd transgender shite

*yawns and stretches my arms, one arm slyly wrapping around your shoulder*

>>71355324
they're petty booj zio imperialists

>>71355335
Listen to me you little cunt, there's nothing about having hemorrhoids that suggest you're old.

might go for a second shit of the night

well it is saturday after all haha let's go mad

>>71355320
oh yeah now its all coming back

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>>71355330

>>71355400
How do you even get hemorrhoids?

any radical centrist man in

heh lets see you defeat THIS
*spams heavy infantry*

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>>71355325
Used to live next door to a Christian family and the father used to play the guitar and sing for the children in the evening.

>>71355358
autism

>>71355433
*shoots you with arrows*

*hammer and anvils you*

>>71355388
*looks into your eyes then blushes while looking at my feet*

>>71355430
shitting to aggressively

>>71355449
*cavalry charges your archers*

Mate messaging me and I've done nothing but send back 1 word replies every 10 minutes but he wont take the hint
Is this what it's like being a woman

>>71355386
>people want state support and the NHS and stuff but none of the pakis or wierd transgender shite

Maybe something to do with the impoverished state of their education turning them into idiotic bigoted racists/sexists, hmm? Possibly, hmm?

>>71355456
*kisses behind your ear*

>>71355317
I'll push them back in for you

defeat this

*shits on floor and runs away*

Man don’t talk, man rob
Run up in the trap like boss weh di money deh food affi nyam
Yuh, tek weh yuh arm pon deh 'chete before it get chop
Bumbaclart ya a eediat, ya a eediat, don't bother try run, yuh

>>71355482
*shoots your horses with arrows*

dont know whether to get a takeaway or go to football with the lads tomorrow

cant do both

>>71355448
literally the only reason I posted it was to trigger you

stay mad autistic mad yank

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*barracks and harasses you*

>>71355500
how many archers do you have senpai?

>>71355386
>image of (((anglos))) being at the top

>>71355445
laughing really hard

gagging for a gf

>>71355488
>>>/tumblr/

Don't come back

>>71355386
yeah ok lad, what does transgenderism have to do with republicanism?

>>71355483
Stop acting like a woman (aka subhuman) and tell him directly. We're manly men, remember.

>>71355488
And the educated, wealthy southern UKIP types who share similar attitudes on certain social issues? Blinded by bigotry?

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>>71355527
*puts you out of business*

my love must be a kind of blind love
I don't know if its cloudy or bright

rather not say

>>71355430
I get constipated from this high-proton diet which requires me to push really hard, thus causing inflammation. You don't think it'll happen to you but the next thing you know your bleeding out yer bot-bots.

/brit/ theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td_Cgprxjn8

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england land

>>71355489
*turns and kisses you on the lips slowly*

>>71355533
lots of them

we don't have any other types of soldiers
just archers
lots and lots and lots of purebred anglo archers

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I went to the same œconomic class as Luke “Ming” Flanagan: I feel proud to have done so.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=196DDBpCX3c
>>71355324
agree

>>71355567
i've LITERALLY shagged the girl in this video

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do you need help tim?

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> going for a nice 5am morning walk
> a bunch of runt bicycle fags ride past

Why can't you just accept that the majority of Britain doesn't fucking want all these Asian and Africans wasters.

Put it

all my anxieties disappear after a couple of drinks. wish i could be slightly tipsy forever 2bh.

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>>71355557

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need a bf with this kinda vocab

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>he will not divide us
>he will not divide us
>he will not divide us
>he will not divide us

ah fuck this lets quit after a month lol

anyone have a doppelganger? i look identical to that guy in lorde's 'royals' music video, people have even mentioned it irl although not since the song was popular

>>71355621
bit racist this post

>>71355557
Seriously, this is the 100th time this man has been posted. Can somebody please enlighten me on who he is?

>>71355615
why do aussies all hate cyclists so much

>>71355660
it's tim

>>71355657
Yeah and?

business idea: journey to the ancient land of hibernia and learn the ancient art of pintmanning

>>71355614
Need you out of business, sunshine.

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>>71355605

tell me more

>>71355626
same mate, it's not the answer though

i thought it was now i drink every day and feel worse than ever

>>71355679
*very slowly reaches for the phone to call Scotland Yard*

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Give me the quick rundown on these two

>>71355654
it was more like 2 weeks

>>71355567
I know its his usp but I really hate his flow

shame because his lyrics are good

>>71355690
was years ago before that video desu she was like 16

>>71355704
the chuckle that saved the world

>>71355704
people think the bogs are in charge but thats just what the chuckles want you to think.

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What is wrong with women?

>>71355592
*waits until dark*
*spreads out infantry units*
*advances all units towards your archers*

someone please post owen "the cuck" jones memes

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ah yes

>>71355749
would give tammy a good going over

>>71355749
>he wouldn't take Gordon's trunk down his gullet

you gay or something mate?

>>71355755
*toggles skirmish mode on*

>>71355692
yeh i fully understand that. dont like booze enough to drink every day too so thats probably a good thing.

its just an easy solution but i guess i need to find something a bit healthier.

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>>71355767
Goldberg wins again

really enjoyed these posts:

>>71355209
>>71355231
>>71355239
>>71355317
>>71355496
>>71355582
>>71355704
>>71355771

come to the conclusion that every coalburner is a self-hating nihilist degenerate

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mwaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh the french

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>>71355646
Never thought of Irishmen before. Hm.

>>71355749
men today don't give the chutzpah to turn on women. women need chutzpah, my man. an unyielding, every increasing barrage of chutzpah from their men

>>71355798
*your archers offer little resistance to my heavy infantry once in the skirmish phase*
*its a massacre*
heh gg better luck next time kiddo

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cymru yn cychwyn casgen

>check v plus box
>9 corries to catch up on

Bloody hell lads, might be a late one.

imagine being circumcised

what a dire state to find yourself in

American women are the most beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1h_W7mMYiU

i was a heavy daily drinker who drank about 140 units a week (the equivalent of about 50-60 pints of normal beer) for 6 years and it didn't do me any lasting harm

>>71355675
Who is Tim? Absolutely sick of all the purposefully-vague answers you cheeky pricks give out tbqh.

>>71355861
that you know of

>>71355822
ta x

>>71355842
This lad knows what's up

t. knower with ballsack brimming with chutzpah

*has an 'oul pray*

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>>71355851
there was a bonus one on thursday
beth grooming storyline is getting v.good

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>tfw she sends you extreme closeups of her disgusting fanny and you have to pretend it's driving your cock wild

>>71355863
fuck off back to redit you newcunt mong

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ulster 2bh

>>71355896
show us (the lads)

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>>71355896
haha yeah... them ones...

>>71355896
literally LITERALLY saw this guy the other day

nearly fell of my bike

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>>71355845
shwmae

>>71355863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4gGf19tEVU

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>>71355386
>wierd transgender shite
transwot? noo, I'll 'av nun o' dhat, thank you very mutsh.

fobties

>>71355821
have actually been to that shopping centre. had to pay 50p to use the loo.

*watches the sun rise and does a think*

>>71355844
>doesn't know what skirmish mode

Its where they keep clear of your infantry by running away when then get close and shooting arrows from a distance.

*your infantry tire themselves out marching relentlessly into my hail of arrows*
*morale begins to waver*
*toggle fire arrows on*
*infantry breaks and flees*

>>71355946
is that zizek?

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>>71355937

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>>71355941
>hellooo
*Tim scuttles off into his flat*

need tae get ma hole

where does sargon even get off insulting people's weight when he's a proper fucking lardarse himself

>mfw fatties think thick beards distract from their many many chins

*outs self as casual*
*closes /brit/ in embarrassment*

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>>71355965

always end up listening to the streets when I'm drinking alone

mike skinner is the only one on this earth who understands me

Do not ban me again janny, you twat. Fuck you

brits really gone downhill

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>>71355941
>you need me out of business? well... I am...

>>71355829
Good anecdote that you might be interested in:

I knew this one lass who was a massive coalburner. Her family was rich and seemed pretty respectable but as it turned out, she used to get bummed by her stepdad and it turned her into a complete nutcase.

She had massive slashmarks on her arms and was an absolute horrible wreckhead to be around. She used to invite African guys over the internet to her apartment to spit roast her, and now she's married to some nigger BBC exec sound engineer.

Why do they get all the best women, hmm? Hahaha.

mma is so shit

don't get how people watch it

>>71356015
wish i had a friend

>>71355990
Is the Mayweather fight ever going to happen?

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>>71355749
>wow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQJHYFK3LTQ

>>71355749
Overriding, all-consuming desire to be sassy and sexy popular girls they think are attractive to guys.

Their secret is they're all incel irl, they just sit around eating frozen yoghurt, watching netflix in their pyjamas and flicking the bean.

>>71355991
Runtest post I've ever seen

>>71355991
good post
just stuck AGDCFF on

>>71355704
>Rothschilds bow to Chuckle Brothers

>In contact with aliens

>Possess psychic-like abilities

>Control Britain with an iron but fair fist

>Own castles & banks globally

>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line

>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Chucklegrad will be be the first city)

>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth

>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Chuckle babies

>both said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51

>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them

>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world

>You likely have Chucklebots inside you right now

>The Chuckle Brothers are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?

>They learned fluent English in under a week

>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the Chuckle Brothers. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Chuckle

>They are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society

>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they're benevolent beings.

i'd post a scottish frog but fuck scotland, they voted remain

>>71355941
Cheers lad, but why is he of any interest to /brit/? Have only just started posting about a month ago desu.

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>>71355646
the guy who posted his shaven crotch and large feminine penis yestermorn?

>>71355749
yeah because no men send creepy messages to female tv stars ever

about to skin up

>>71356081
what kind of frog

lena dunham is built for breeding

>>71355941
>pyramids made of cleaning products
>speaks absolute intelligible gibberish

Hmm... what is this man?

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>>71355749
>show me your fanny
>go on get your tits out - COME ON CHOP CHOP
https://youtu.be/foUyyBM2ins?t=3
>jesus christ, unbelievable

>>71356081
you posted an ulster frog you fucking mong

>>71356113
Give us a hit then la

What's with the amount of chav brexiteers with union jacks as their photo on twitter?

Hi

>>71355842
dont talk jewish to me

>>71356171
FOY

>>71356181
cosmopolitanism is a disease of the chattering classes

refugees welcome

>>71356182
looks like an overcooked sweet potato

>>71356182
cute
very nice willy too

imagine being in Caesar's legions and smashing the fuck out of the filthy Gauls. must have been absolutely glorious.

or being in Scipio Africanus' army and fucking up Carthage.

>>71356148
THANK YOU!
I thought I was the only one who thought that. whew!

>>71356165
i'm 99% sure ulster voted leave

stop being gay for each other and get a gf

>>71356213
Wow rude

>>71356171
*hits you*

>>71356182
absolutely disgusting

>>71356182
Why is it wearing a snood?

>>71356230
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=did+northern+ireland+vote+to+leave+the+eu

>>71355842
Sorry, I couldn't comprehend that post what with all the yidspeak in it. please post it again totally in the Queen's English, Khaeem Rabbinovitz.

>>71356240
>get someone who has no interests as you and you're not attracted to
ah yes.

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>>71356228
mmmmmmm nootka

>>71356269
not clicking your virus

anime watching

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>>71356225
yeah..

>>71356280
literal child molester

nonce watching
ooh look, i found one! >>71356316

Will customizable sexbots become a reality in our lifetime?

>>71356313
FOY

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danced with the oneitis in a jokey way today

I think we both sensed a deeper meaning in it though

>>71356266

I bet yours is always chilly

>>71356350
No, because women are terrified of losing their vaginal advantage

>>71356350
nein weil deine mutter so einfach zu ficken ist

Imagine being homosexual and thinking you should be equal. kek

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The gf

s(he) be(lie)ve(d)

>>71356357

very comfy post

tell us more lad

>>71356420
imagine getting so bothered by homosexuals

haha
people might think you're also one but trying to hide it

>>71356401
>Implying they will have the power to stop them

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>>71356351
>t. remain voter

>>71356046
name?

>>71356436
who's?

She's too perfect to be yours

>>71355991
[blinds thee by the lights]

>>71356400
Naw I use anti-freeze

>>71356455
t. unequal bender

>>71356420
Delete your account.

>>71356448
don't really want to, she posts here (though probably not on saturday night haha)

Lmao imagine being an insulted gay

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>>71356357
>I think we both sensed a deeper meaning in it though
Doubt it.

need something to do
need to release myself
might jump on the train somewhere random (not buying a ticket)

bought some jeans lads but they're a bit tight

how do i loosen them in the wash?

>>71356466
Bella

I've Been So Lost For So Long

*barracks and harasses you*

>>71356522
stop being a fat yank twat

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>>71356462
>not believing in objective facts

Personally I like Russia and wikileaks
But do not believe the two are related

>>71356497
They never should have demonstrated it in the first place

>>71356182
>tfw you get razorburn if you shave

Jelly 2bh

oi oi oi lee satchell you bastard

>>71356532
bella what

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President Toilet Bog Fart of the Poonited Shits of Americrap

*signs a 4 year 50 million dollar deal with 36 million guaranteed*

show me a better dubplate than this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF4buWtfyO8

go on, I fucking dare you

ahh yes let me spend the best years of my life talking about poo on the internet

>>71356587
best post of 2017 so far imo

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>he shaves his body

howling

screeching

screaming

>>71356583
end

get in the rabb.it lads

>>71356610
no regrets

fuck off hayd you bent little twat

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>howling
>screeching
>screaming

>>71356608
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmL9mLhZycM

easy peasy

>>71356583
Morgan

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>>71356546
ah yes astounding did not see this post coming very original indeed

>>71356608
>>71356655
GOOD lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pSG-dNS8CXA

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>wahey
>yehaw

>>71356653

rather mean post

>>71355151
never liked tracey baker too much kinda depress
luckily they always had my parents are aliens afterwards which had my 8 year old brain screeching

Business idea: allow Indians into Britain

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https://www.reddit.com/r/gaybros/comments/1gvsk6/bfs_daughter_has_taken_a_liking_to_me_i_think/

HOMO'D.

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>>71356697

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>just had a look at some absolutely filthy tart being all seductive, perfect tits, perfect face
>bends over and turns around
>little knob just poking out

ffs
they're blending in too well

thank christ I've given up wanking, could have been dangerous

>>71356703
did you grow up in britain or what

Business idea: syndicalist planned economy

poo comes from the bum

>>71356687

Actual whoa

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>>71356687
wtf

>>71356687
wtf

heyyyyyyy

hey coffee eyes
you got me coughing up my cookie heart
making promises to myself

>>71356686
oi that's cheeky yannow

like it

>>71356722
good shout
*surreptitiously googles syndicalist*

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>>71356717

>the province of eastern birmingham

fuck OFF!

Had a MASSIVE and SPICY shit.

Can feel some major heat on my bumhole.

big narstie

>>71356765
you was wearing that jacket on tuesday haha

The irish

>turn on BBC One to watch Nootka
>some shited called 'Let It Shine' on

what the fuck is this tripe, they're just sharting out boyband generator #532123 now

*finds inner piece of chicken*

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>>71356687

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http://desuarchive.org/int/search/text/that%27s%20a%20big%20willy/

SCREAMING

Why does the bumhole feel things other than movement???
Checkmate breeders.

real men dont just shave their face

>>71356793
>>71356765
Did you homos meet each other irl?

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welp lads the police have officialy installed a chastity belt after i attempted to crush my gonads in the doors of my local KFC

ive earned a bit of a reputation for my somewhat "obscene" methods of testicular devastation, most of which are unsuccessful. all i want is my bollocks busted, is that too much to ask for in 2017?

>>71356828
every bender has a beard these days

true master race is stubble and no shaving below the neck

hair is good on the body, meh on the face

>>71356793

looked really cute ;) x

>>71356830
hmm let's just say i met him but he didn't meet me :)

>>71356721
nah they showed it here in the kids channel
in general there were lots of european imports since im guessing it was much cheaper to buy the rights to broadcast them compared to yank nickoldeon or cartoon network shows

Quite fancied an anal session tonight but my diet has been awful and it will probably take an hour or so to get my arse cleaned out.

Probably going to watch the cricket today :)))))

But it'll probably be rain delayed :((((

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>>71356874

reminder that homosexuality is bourgeois decadence

>>71356854
Kink shaming is a ting yaknow

found a lump in my bollocks

>>71356875
>european imports
in assorted languages or just english ones?

>>71356854
same here lad, i tried getting a policeman to smash them but all he did was fuck me in the ass, all for a testicle beating

>>71356854
fucking pigs

you'll have your bollocks tenderised soon mate keep your chin up x

Can someone recommend me a good book/pamphlet for understanding cats?
I mean, we get along very well, just want to make sure I understand him as much as possible. x

A LITTLE uncomfortable with the amount of BENDERS in this thread

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT

>>71355975
tim do you need help?

>that day of nonstop ballbag abuse posting was over a year ago

>>71356942
get a catgirl instead

>>71356961
and what a great day it was

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music then peep show s3

https://www.rabb.it/haydy

do yanks have creme eggs?

>>71356961
never laughed so hard in my life

don't know why i find it so funny

>>71356942

Just look into their eyes x

business idea: build new towns and knock down old towns
then replace old towns with more new towns

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>>71356984
For what purpose?

Good goy, be heterosexual, so your children's children can slave away for Mr Noseberg.

BLOOD ON MY HANDS LIKE GERRY ADAMS

>>71356984
yes
contrary to popular belief we also have kinder eggs

>>71356984

Never liked creme eggs

A little too sweet for my liking x

do yanks have humpty dumpty?

>>71356687
mind blowing

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>>71357029

I like creme eggs but not the white shit in the middle

want my bollocks destroyed tbqh but they always recover

if /brit/ was a selection box the yanks would be the crunchie

>>71357007
dumb

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>>71356687

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The gf

>>71357051

:)

Wales is good guy

Catch me outside. How about that?

big fan of xev bellringer lads

>>71357057
*lobs you down the stairs*

>>71357108
>>71357108
>>71357108
>>71357108