you wake up in Neuquen, Argentina what do?

>>71353353
Go see dinosaurs

Kill my self because I'm now a nigger.

Take a plane and go back to my province

Die. I can only speak enough Spanish to find the bathroom.

>>71353353
Steal something because I'm now a nigger.

become Mapuche terrorist

visit my relatives

Los neucANOS son gargas y ventajeros del primero al ultimo

>>71353353

chill out and grab a beer. Try to befriend some locals. Are the chicks hot?

An hero because I can't find any white women to rape

That looks like the u.s desu

>>71354311
so basically porteños

>>71354448
it's not

Habla en ingles el bobo ahskajsjahsja

y el thread lo hicieron en inglés deberías aprender amerindian bobo

>>71353353
get mugged and murdered

Ajdjasjsja pobre mestizo recesivo.

>>71353353
Haven't been there so I guess I'd look around. There most be something fun to do, a hike maybe

>>71353353
Neuken means "to fuck" in Dutch lel

>>71355510
Exacly what I thought when I saw the OP.

I'm gonna move to Ghent soon. Wanna come to my house warming party?

>>71355648
:3 Can I bring five Rochefort 10?
Also, you got any qt Ghentish girlfriends? I want to be fucked in that dialect.

>>71355794
Sure buddy.
Sadly, no ;_;

>>71353353
Start a new religion and live the rest of my live like a god

>>71353353
Neuken xD

Get killed by mapuches

get killed by bolivians from buenos aires

>>71353353
find Hitler grave and give him the last hail

>>71354582
aca vemos un provinciano que esta resentido porque su provincia huele a mierda

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cagamos, llegaron los bolivianos

>>71353909
AND shoot this video

https://youtu.be/E8H-67ILaqc

>>71353353
neuquen in de keuquen

>>71358557
Kanker :DDD

>>71353353
Settle down and continue my German lifestyle.

>>71353353

buy a white suit

Drive back home.

>>71353353
Me vuelvo pa el conurbano

Go and fuck a few women

>>71357046
>>71358155

Que tienen de malo los provincianos?

La puta madre, esperaba conseguir algunas banderas regionales de Argentina acá...

Neuken is Dutch for fucking.

>>71361358
nada, son jodas internas entre buenos aires y las provincias

>>71361698
'cá tené

>get a qt wife
>get a comfy job
>integrate into the community
>buy a home with my wife
>live a long and happy life with many children

That city looks pretty nice is all I'm saying :)

>>71361799
Ya te tengo pibe :( debemos ser los únicos con regionales de Argentina con un Santafecino que veo cada tanto

>>71361962
si, creo que había uno que tenía la de la provincia de bs as, pero aparte de él y el santafecino nadie mas, si coleccionás banderas te cagas de asco